Karl Pilkington - The Hulk / Suzanne Heavy Handed

Karl Pilkington explains his morning routine and living with Suzanne being heavy handed

[@videogamenostalgia]

I love how he gets angry at his own anecdote

[@whiterabbit699]

That's exactly what I was going to say, you beat me to it..

[@TheBehm08]

Cuz he’s reliving it lol

[@SkippertheBart]

One of the few times he sounds genuinely angry.

[@Ralph-Smart]

It’s so funny man, I burst out laughing

[@alfie9718]

He’s done you there

[@Dan-pf4se]

suzanne is his caretaker and he is the caretaker for suzanne's house

[@lessevdoolbretsim]

A "Karltaker", one might call Suzanne.

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

@@lessevdoolbretsim That makes it sound like she's kidnapped him. Inb4 Karltaken is the next film in the Taken series.

[@lessevdoolbretsim]

@@ScoopMeisterGeneral Good observation. I hadn't thought of that.

[@peronkop]

Karl is a character.

[@KRAFTWERK2K6]

*ouse.

[@iim4xii129]

"Replacing stuff that she's FUCKED up!"

[@lessevdoolbretsim]

" 'eavy 'anded."

[@nicolasgilly1452]

Uzan

[@serial0079]

@Jammer boundn' abou'

[@Dale_Blackburn]

Im so depressed and stressed out in my life right now. Like never before. And listening Karl calms me down.

[@bananamanchester4156]

Hope you're feeling better now friend

[@shooby9496]

Same here, Mate, on both fronts.

[@elletuppen4844]

Karl is entertaining and so sweet actually. Think he needs a HUG❣️

[@Shadyganleymawn]

Same man, hope ur better now I'm going through it

[@straightgrizzzly7879]

You should seek professional help. This is only hilarious, hysterical temporary relief.

[@CaptTragedy]

"Replacing things that she's FOOKED up."

[@drogz]

the most liked comment in the video and it's a fucking misquote

[@_Super_Hans_]

Yeah, he's not from Newcastle he says fucked not fooked

[@SevenEllen]

At first I thought it sounded more like "forked", but it sounds like it rhymes with "foot". :)

[@dsl218]

@@drogz *fooking misquote

[@LetsGetDerpy]

Makes me think of Conor McGregor. "Who the fook is this guy?"

[@Wingedmagician]

Karl is supernaturally funny.

[@alfiemclennan3630]

Rob Vel what this before derek?

[@UmbrellaSound]

@El Matadores correction in 2006 they were still doing XFM. HBO bought only Podcasts for their cartoon. I believe first podcast episode was 2008.

[@AyaanLofiMusic]

Подскажите пожалуйста, это из какой серии?

[@ricardioscarbonara102]

I can relate to Karl here, I've always been quiet around the house, especially if others are asleep but, I always seem to be around people who don't understand the concept of being quiet, doors slamming, shouting, banging things around at 6am, it's crazy. I'm a light sleeper, lighter than most so, that's a big reason, but I've never woken anyone up coming home late

[@zaccrisp9988]

ricardios carbonara That you know of, do you mention everytime your woken up?

[@ineffablemars]

I’m the same. People slam doors, walk around loudly. I don’t understand how people can walk so loudly.

[@rawsko0316]

My house is on a slab of concrete, not elevated in anyway. But i can feel my wife and her 3 kids from one end of the house to another. I love them but damn it all, can ya please stop slamming, stuffing, and cramming everything?!

[@MrPicklerwoof]

It's true. It's very frustrating when you're considerate towards other members of the household when they're sleeping, but as soon as the situation is reversed they crash around like a herd of elephants.

[@jeremyc9593]

@Joe Average No need for the disclaimer when stating facts. The majority of the time, it is women.

[@TriconTv]

I love how he has genius comedic timing without even realizing it or trying 😂

[@IGotBoergs]

He is realizing it … Jesus how are people so stupid to think he doesn‘t get it just watch an interview with him

[@gagalover2k10]

@@IGotBoergscalm down

[@IGotBoergs]

@@gagalover2k10 yeah I don’t know why i was such a dick there lol Must have been a bad day

[@RadagonTheRed]

*Evieandid* _latin_ _adj_ .alt (‘eavy ‘anded) of or in description of, moving throughout the home causing unnecessary levels of noise and damaging curtains ‘n’ that.

[@aaronmtzs1]

That's pretty much what mothers do in the morning to wake everyone up, well at least Mexican moms

[@LiamW-]

😂 Deserves way more likes

[@417Owsy]

@Vladimir Harlow ikr it people who talk on speaker while screaming are the most annoying people ever, my grandma does that all the time and in public

[@ISetYourFaceOnFire]

I'm convinced these three in a room together, are the funniest and most interesting thing on the planet.

[@stratocaster1986able]

"I'm wandering round replacing things that she's FUCKED UP." Almost as good as when he said "You're not comin back ere, FUCK OFF." As the Pipe salesman.

[@jeremyc9593]

Meh. They've done it before.

[@alexdredge655]

They’re weak anyway 😂

[@GooglyEyedJoe]

1:29 - "Suzanne!"

[@NecroticCadaver]

Joey Lock my favorite part

[@StephNuggs]

Ricky's laugh makes it 10x better too

[@pablobustamante8458]

@@StephNuggs Ricky's laugh makes everything 10x better

[@unkeptnorthernbloke5265]

Funny

[@Gnossiene369]

The whole quasimodo part is so damn funny.

[@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178]

"It's like the 'ulk's in the 'ouse!"

[@MovieHound17]

key to comedy is timing...Karl has that in SPADES!!!!!!

[@sthakur164]

i so want to hear Suzanne talk about karl.

[@SevenEllen]

I have to say, the animation for the Quasimodo bit is absolutely beautiful - The colours, the light, and the dramatic way Karlimodo jumps down at 1:28. Obviously they're mimicking Disney's Quasimodo, but for some reason, that makes it funnier too.

[@jakesmith3135]

The animation in this is cracks me up Every time without fail 😂😂

[@jeremyc9593]

Very well done.

[@jameshickey1294]

Agreed. Shame they didn't do it for season 3 onwards.... Absolutely brilliant 👏👏

[@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178]

"It's like the 'ulk's in the 'ouse."

[@prussianmusic8407]

there´s a horse in the house

[@shooby9496]

I love how you've made the exact same comment twice (with the exception of the apostrophe in "it's" and an exclamation mark at the end instead) with three years apart between them.

[@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178]

Scuhbee Jesus, you’re right. I guess my enthusiasm for Karl is a constant in my life.

[@ChodeMaster]

@@shooby9496 lmao

[@mixinstyle]

I think there's a Karl Pilkington in everyone. The only difference is that we try not to be him, but he doesn't care, which is what makes him so funny, and why everyone loves him.

[@TomboTime]

i love how Steve and Ricky are just giving Karl shit for a completely legitimate complaint.

[@rancper]

Tombocartoons pretty much

[@aidsdoh8286]

id say 60% of the shit they give him is unnecessary

[@t.c.thompson2359]

I think they are really just laughing in agreement with him.

[@noahmay7708]

They're not laughing about what hes talking about, they're laughting at the way he's saying it. His comedic timing, however accidental, is amazing.

[@ManForToday]

SUZANNE! Slays me every time hahahah!

[@MrAwesomeMatty]

I like how Ricky and Steve try to paint Karl as an idiot, but this honestly is so relatable. My mom and dad aren't as bad as how Suzanne is portrayed, but they're known to try to force things when they don't work, like DVD players or lawn mowers. I may not be Mr. Fix-it, but like Karl said, "If it doesn't work, it doesn't work!" Just tell me if it's having an issue and I'll try to fix it properly or if all else fails, call someone who can, but don't try to force things or bang them like that's going to solve all your problems!

[@r3h0l3s7]

i love the "i let her get up", like he is doing her a favor, and he is granting his permission for this to happen

[@jeremyc9593]

He probably is doing her a favor by letting her get up on her own, instead of "Did I tell you about the immune system?".

[@no1leed]

Karl is a genius I swear. No one else could come up with this character. I simply love listening to him.

[@thenerdfather5309]

He's not a character

[@harrythomas1252]

He’s an actor called graham

[@Noodlelino28]

"So what else has she broken?" LOLLLL

[@adambrandon1]

1:29 Soozan! I spat my toast out

[@CrazyBoutBillie]

I love the anecdotes that feature Suzanne :') The stuff she must have to put up with!

[@letecatina]

I just went through hell to remember whare i have heard this 'I don't want them to see me' part in that voice. I can go to sleep now.

[@jakekleemann1011]

Leteca Tiina where is it from?

[@XtreemMetalManRedToTheBone]

@@jakekleemann1011 quasimodo

[@PommeLavande]

Thing is, Karl always says he enjoys doing jobs around the house. If he has Suzanne going around and constantly breaking shit, she’s sort of doing him a favour. They’re a perfect match !

[@bigstinger7380]

one of my favorite karl moments

[@jord_2wYT]

Easily one of my favourite stories from Karl, can tell he's being real because he's fizzing 2 minutes in to his own story 😂

[@hm09235nd]

the way he delivers that final line is so perfect. ties the whole bit together

[@semi-skimmedmilk4480]

Women are just naturally loud. My mother used to get up earlier than us on weekends (when I was a kid/teen) and she'd always be banging about - nothing was ever quiet. My sister is always breaking stuff because she forces things, then I have to go round her house and fix it. And in my houseshare, my flatmate who is a girl is really loud in anything she does. She leaves the house at 6am and I've never heard someone who fucks around with the front door lock for so long, and she's got so many keys on her keyring you can hear them jangling from down the street. She even makes crazy amounts of noise walking up the stairs - she's only 5ft 3 but she stomps up the stairs as though she's a 300lb bloke.

[@rbeck3200tb40]

I opened the blinds in a window recently and ripped them off the wall They were just old I guess. I immediately thought of Suzanne and if Karl was there he would get mad at me being "heavy handed"

[@213213yoyo]

A very understandable position from Karl, for once.

[@emer67]

No one could be as gormless as Pilkington

[@Eis_Bear]

Odd to hear Steve say "that seems early" at an alarm being set at 7.00am. I would say that anything between 6.00 and 8.00am is normal for getting up during a weekday.

[@Tickerchicken]

Ikr I've been getting up at seven since fucking primary school

[@piperbarlow1672]

ive been waking at 5:30 since 6th grade to catch the bus lol

[@Shadyganleymawn]

Half 4 or 5 in the morning, I'm no stranger to it

[@bigman25plus25]

Well Steve is rich... rich people get up when they want

[@Blackhawk211]

@@bigman25plus25 the one thing the rich share with the unemployed

[@goinggaga4ladygaga]

I think I identify with Quasimodo, I rarely interact with people, I avoid social situations like the plague and I like to keep the house dark

[@neemnoa303]

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

[@hamnchee]

He gets himself so worked up at the end!! HAHAHA!!!

[@soilology]

i've probably commented this on other clips but steve's laugh? precious

[@MS-hp9li]

You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.

[@shrimpflea]

???

[@trippasnippa6165]

One of the funniest animations from the show in my opinion

[@JoeQ154]

"Wandering around fixing things that she's FUCKED UP" that made me laugh more than it should have.

[@ZinkyStinky]

I think about this moment religiously

[@z06dave]

I love Steves laugh in this as it builds 🤣 its like he knows something good is coming

[@dantheman669]

I COMPLETELY understand what this guy's talking about with "heavy handed". Women- just use it, and stop breaking shit all the time and then say "it broke" like it happened on it's own.

[@VikingFyre]

Karl is certainly in the right on this

[@TheresOnly1Alice]

SUZANNE - God I love steve!

[@morganlast5498]

Karl's my favourite.

[@blu4085]

I think Susanne lives in Karls head only.

[@Tibor19921]

Such a special kind of humour, I love it !!!

[@brendalee4607]

I love Karl and one of the things I find lovable is how even he stays with Steve and Ricky. But he does really get fired up on the subject of Suzanne. Kind of sweet in an odd way.

[@BKKfreak]

Karl is almost certainly on the spectrum. The more anecdotes i hear, the more I'm convinced

[@TaxingIsThieving]

How

[@BKKfreak]

@@TaxingIsThieving His strong aversion to loud noises. His dislike of changes to routine. His inability to focus on tasks and questions. His inability to pick up on social cues. Difficulty learning. Obsession about a particular subject e.g. Insects and animals He portrays many of my own symptoms. It makes life different, but not always difficult.

[@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178]

"I'm doin" DIY. I'm quot 'appy."

[@rogda123]

I know exactly what he means - gf banging doors and whacking things - it's mental - too much energy

[@Tigerman1138]

gaffer91 My father calls my mother’s behavior “hammer-handed.”

[@CaptKeckler]

this is my favourtie anecdote

[@KingoRichie1990]

"What a mong!" 😂

[@borednow5838]

The shutters? Where do you live the old west? The last bit is my favourite line, "That's my life nowadays. I'm like a caretaker to Suzanne's house fixing things that she's FUCKED UP!"

[@DaGleese]

I think all of Ricky's charaters in his shows are just based off anecdotes from Karl.

[@Kjca_1998]

"I'm running round replacing stuff that she's FUCKED UP" 💀🤣

[@richardmorton4762]

The clip of Suzanne looking like the Hulk lol

[@jaym3064]

Sweet Jesus! Poor Suzanne 😂. That poor woman. 😂😂

[@changvasejarik62]

Ok show of hands hunchback of Notre Dame starring Karl pilkington.

[@timtags]

According to Ricky Suzanne has a proper job. I would say putting up with Ricky all day is a proper job.

[@TaxingIsThieving]

He doesn't use a lot of filler words. Very intelligent

[@shrimpflea]

Typical old school guy.

[@Dr.GundeathPunchface-enstein]

I'm sure Suzanne had some things to say to Karl after hearing this lol.

[@sarahpalin9400]

What a legend I love Karl

[@lorduxas3908]

I think this is the first time I’ve ever heard Karl say “Fuck”

[@JoshOB21]

It's fooking true though.. I get up 5-6 days a week for work at 4.45am and get ready quiet as a mouse.. even the dogs don't wake up.. the one morning I get a lay in and the wife has to get up 1st it is definitely like the hulk is "knocking about" 😂😂

[@jm9841]

I lived with a lass for 15 years. I used to walk the dog with her to the train station of a morning. All good. The alarm.... though. She would hit snooze for 2 hours before getting up. I get once or twice BUT FOR 2 HOURS EVERY MORNING. SHEESH.

[@thesegundovolante]

I relate to Karl so much here

[@pierslunnon-wood1001]

I think every man who has a wife or GF who goes to work earlier than they do has the same problem. Mine's a teacher and she sets three bloody alarms. "just to be sure"....unbelievable!

[@CrankCase08]

They should do a Karl Pilkington cartoon series.

[@logan_wolf]

They did: you're watching it.

[@iamabigfatbutt]

Remember when Harry still made things?

[@darenwalker2517]

My wife does the same thing. Cupboards and drawers slamming.

[@Ellis01234567890]

You can sense the love...

[@JurassicYeti]

Did the animator ever have to animate a smile on Karl’s face for this show?

[@leslieshaw2688]

1 ov the funniest people out there needs a load ov credit he does

[@clutchkman]

That's so true, when women get up they act like everyone should be up, zipping open curtains and slamming doors, and clanging dishes. What's up with that? Preach on Karl.

[@sahalanimation]

that,sir..are the most beautiful quote i've ever heard. and i'm not being sarcastic here..i really think its the most beautiful quote ever

[@tb7667]

Like so much of Karl's 'nonsense' - it is totally relateable. I used to have a housemate who was like this. Just everything had to make a noise. Doors opening and shutting, kitchen cabinets being opened and closed like 8 times for some reason.

[@sthakur164]

Suzzane and Karl are adorable - Suzzane is lucky to have him :)

[@alosim1541]

“ ‘eavy ‘anded” - Karl Pilkington

[@missesrobot8182]

Now we know wher Ricky gotthe idea for Karls character in Derek. I bet Ricky never even wrote a script for Karl.

[@emmettdonkeydoodle6230]

BananaMilkshake he wrote a script, but told Karl to say the lines as he would in real life XD

[@kingBOkake]

seems like a lovely relationship. She seems like a very lucky women.

[@MrSparrowhawkj]

"Say no more.........but if it was a man making the noise!"

[@kensteel9872]

Karl is real. Ricky and Steve are far removed

[@draculon5]

Love Smirch... SUZANNE!

[@Dozer649]

A happy relationship indeed

[@joeprimal2044]

Suzanne must be related to my wife.

[@callum110597]

LOL, don't let the wife do all the housework! 😆

[@matthewbesson5367]

I for one think Karl probably does a fine job fixing things

[@PigmyRhino]

Bangin’ about

[@BROKENLIZARD983]

Stephen thinks waking up a 7am is early..... wow...

[@frankhinstine4552]

I've seen suzanne and Karl's punching above his weight..

[@brendastube1]

Wise words my friend :)

[@rear9259]

Is this the only thing Karl shows emotion about?

[@christianwestling2019]

The Hulks in the house... Pounding about... 😄😄

[@sbhamba]

Just made me realise I’m fucking becoming a Karl, for fucks sake I hope I put a fucking stop to this shite of mine. My problems got nothing to do with this brilliant comedy.

[@kanshou]

Why does the opening graphics to The Life of Karl Pilkington remind me so much of Heavy Rain?