Karl Pilkington - Top Negotiator

[@FernieCanto]

The animation in this is amazing. They managed to turn it into an actual story despite the chaotic talking, with Ricky going in and out of character and whatnot. Incredible and hilarious.

[@Azrael442]

i agree but it is HBO, they dont really do half measures

[@cassanateli]

The animation is cheap... you mean the art style or the composition

[@cassanateli]

Tanner Miller Simple flash

[@JD-Media]

I think he means how they actually adapted in to play out like it was designed to.

[@adamwilson232]

I think they've definitely gone for a Hanna Barbera look

[@TranceSuperWave]

"I'll just leave then." I love how he just cant be bothered and would let all the hostages die.

[@bicolouredprawn]

+TranceSuperWave Lol, yeah! That's Karl all over! He never ever admits when he's wrong/talking rubbish.

[@Stuurminator]

It's his last week anyway.

[@vantheman1234]

He’d rather be having a coffee at the British Legion

[@taylor1999gamer]

He doesn’t have time, he has DIY work to do and his boiler needs fixing.

[@gemstar7286]

💀💀 LOL

[@Tom-bn6pr]

I love Karl. He's not that impressed with a man who is LAPD and SWAT but is fascinated by insects like ants

[@Big_Fat_Ugly]

Tom 22 And the immune system

[@ianfarrugia4495]

ants are fascinating though

[@specialunit0428]

On shit your likes!!!

[@JamesHussain82]

Bet you love social media

[@VLAD_P_]

Tom 22 man moth ??

[@borednow5838]

This is one of Ricky's most entertaining performances.

[@fredrydmusic1]

And also one of the funniest moments of Karl especially his line in the end "Ah, I just leave then.". He's really fucking funny!

[@DrugzRKoool]

What Karl means is that it's like being a vet, in that there is an unspoken agreement that you will try your best to save that life, but also that if that person/animal dies, you did all you could.

[@TheKrigeron]

I think he also meant that the person/animal is expected to die.

[@staticshotaop561]

TheKrigeron wring

[@TotinosPizzaRollz]

I think Karl meant, "If it dies, it's just an animal. No great loss."

[@arstulex]

@@TotinosPizzaRollz Not really. Especially considering how sympathetic Karl is towards most animals (except jellyfish lmao). His point was that when a cat is on the brink of death and it at the point of being on an operating table it is already expected to die. If the vet somehow manages to save it then that's a bonus, but the vet is not *expected* to do so. Likewise, the moment those people were taken hostage they were already considered doomed. If the negotiator can save them then that's a bonus. If the negotiator says something that pisses off the terrorist to the point where they kill a hostage, nothing was lost that wasn't already lost the moment that person was taken hostage. That same hostage would have likely been killed anyway regardless. In other words, there is a difference between "failed to save them" and "got them killed".

[@unknown6390]

@@TotinosPizzaRollz Lol its probably not what he meant but in his fumbling way he really made it sound like that

[@gregorjamesfergusarnott1024]

You know whenever Ricky asks "what do you think of that Karl?" you're in for a hilarious answer.

[@WillWivellAnimator]

I cracked up when Karl fumbled with the megaphone. Great example of the animation enhancing the original material.

[@ForzaEnforcer]

"There's only one person we can ask for...get me Karl Pilkington" *Cue dramatic entrance* The best part in this scene IMO

[@SlamHannigan]

Sahrun If this were the trailer for a feature-length movie I would see it five times

[@jakkuwolfinsomnia8058]

The US president sat in his top secret classified military bunker with the world's greatest secret service agents with a world radar preparing for nuclear war against Putin and Kim Jong Un so he needs the best negotiator and President Obama says: "There's only one man we can ask for...Get me Karl Pilkington." Dramatic close-up on President Obama's face and personal administrative assistant gasps at his request: so speechless she nods her head and runs to fulfil the request. President Obama then puts his hands together and has a serious look: "he's the only man who can save us now..." 😠

[@jacquesstoop2587]

Patches O'Houlihan Christ someone hasn't taken their medication

[@cartmanofsp]

Where's Brass?

[@yungsammysosa6201]

Dilkington*

[@Kleavers]

I was in tears the first time I heard the hostage bit on the podcast.

[@bd603]

You’re a hero mate

[@cousinted]

Ricky's bodyguard was bullshitting him so hard.

[@evaalex001]

He clearly came up with the story. No one would protect his ass.

[@Matty217]

100%

[@Alex-mj5dv]

You’d be surprised - a lot of the SAS / SBS guys go into close protection for celebrities etc. Podcasts on them all over the place.

[@liamjm9278]

@@evaalex001 Why not? He's a celebrity.

[@Muddster81UK]

"Where's Brass?"

[@jacob7608]

"Who the fuck are you? You bald little shithead." Lmao

[@iNexTTx]

Anyone noticed its Alan rickman from die hard?

[@Crunch_Buttsteak]

YourPalDaniel Hans!!!

[@luukeluketer1024]

rip rickman.......memories of those times.......

[@Dim4323]

Hans groober

[@mightisright]

Nothing makes me laugh harder than Karl

[@33hegemon]

3:22 lol how he struts onto the scene

[@GenericSteve764]

The ending had me paralyzed with laughter.

[@ONLYFOOLSNVIDEOS]

Actually that could work- Karl saying I'm leaving. The criminal could be like 'wtf' and look out the window and then get shot in the head.

[@mauriceh7558]

dont let the criminals in on this plan you daft twonk!

[@jjv2cantrememberlogindetai363]

Willz __ it was a joke, calm down fml

[@LuxioV2]

rufio'smousse imagine a film where Karl is a negotiator and his unorthodox approach mindfucks the criminals

[@MrSpazDoctor]

The music accompanies this perfectly

[@itsMattydud3]

That bit when ricky was acting as the criminal and he goes "DON'T EVER FUCKING SAY NO TO ME!" Made me weak with laughter

[@PurushaDesa]

Ricky as a crazed terrorist is fucking hysterical. 😂 He’s actually quite scary!

[@itsconnorstime]

I love how the criminal looks like Hans Gruber.

[@vantheman1234]

“To be honest with you this is my last week”

[@Unqualifiedmedicalperson]

Don't ever fuckin' say no to me! Lol

[@toetaggerh4253]

In a minute I said!

[@superbot3994]

"Why aren't you giving him a phone, you dopey cunt? You want to talk to him."

[@MW-tv4mv]

Love how it's all American but with British police uniforms

[@Guinness4h2o]

The grins on Stephen and Ricky's faces as police as Karl is trying to negotiate just slay me.

[@joshbailey5512]

Karl Pilkinton: Top Negotiator. this needs to be a movie

[@sailordarty9032]

It was known as the stealthiest SWAT mission ever. The gunman was so busy arguing with the negotiator, he didn't notice the police had already knocked down the door.

[@itsMattydud3]

It kills me EVERY TIME when Ricky goes "DON'T EVER FUCKING SAY NO TO ME" in that character voice

[@JizzyJazz]

Ricky was negotiating the negotiator what a hero

[@seanjosephhayes]

"In a minute I said!" 😂 Sounds like an authoritarian parent.

[@AutomaticDuck300]

If Karl was the negotiator and I was the criminal, I would be laughing too hard and just surrender.

[@welshbeef3]

'In a minute I said' hahaha jesus christ. Pissing >.

[@mrsensible3560]

I know! Like he’s being put out 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DoodleWill]

There was a hostage situation in Manchester a couple of weeks ago. It took forever because they didn't have Karl.

[@barbosaguzman6101]

Bet it was hot in there ...

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

That's the Karl method make the crook so 😡 he screws up! Brilliant!

[@MillieTheSillie616]

"Well I'll just leave then" Perfect ending

[@wilberforce95]

the animation on this show is so fantastic.

[@aisosaihama]

We need a feature length of Karl as Top Negotiator this would be too brilliant

[@scottdixon4366]

5:27 is my favourite bit 😂 "You don't know me, but I do this a lot.... ite?"

[@ValkyrieDaisy95]

"ARRGHHH...I bet you're hot in there.." XD

[@ShockWithoutFear]

hold your thirst man

[@2010cmeechan]

Daisy Chambers c

[@therunawaykid6523]

Love that line, classic pilkington

[@zabaoth]

Criminal: "Yes I am, come inside." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jamesoconnor297]

The funniest sketch they ever did. Kills me every time

[@srbrant5391]

I love how Ricky uses role playing as an excuse to insult Karl.

[@MrSpasticdancer]

still a better negotiator than theresa may

[@tarik550]

acutelychronic very relevant to today 😂

[@Secret19977]

Tarik at least he said no to a demand. Unlike her

[@rahulkemp8347]

@@Secret19977 I think theresa may v karl p in a dance off would be epic...

[@barbosaguzman6101]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh so true today !!

[@Benji568]

Well, that's not hard tbh. She and Liz Truss had no spine whatsoever.

[@IndefiniteIdea]

You don't know me...But I do this alot. And I can tell you that it never works out right. Do you know anyone whose done what your doing and is now living a happy life?

[@nahumbolt86]

You know what, just reading over that. It's actually quite moving :)

[@bulldozerchn]

What’s your problem?

[@prangboydemilovatoisacrack4584]

I think hearing that being said as sincerely as Karl said it would immediately cause self doubt

[@theresuga]

I just find it sad that a man who is LAPD, in the SWAT team and an impressive hostage negotiator has to moonlight as security to earn a living. And people like the Kardashins earn millions… smh...

[@Gir4ffeKi11er]

Spot on mate. Mental.

[@hfdpayner]

I know mate, its almost like he's talking out of his arse about the other jobs... mental.

[@comicbook325]

battermix it'd be better to have actual contributors of this world than pointless idolised mediocrity earning so much that seeing that they have such luxury whilst there are those who are starving and those who are homeless makes your blood boil with rage. I'd rather live in a world functioning on the written word of communism than the unjust, unfair reality we currently reside in, but alas, the concept of communism doesn't factor for the selfishness and evils of the human condition.

[@comicbook325]

battermix remind me again the amount starving in the US in comparison to say, Sweden, Denmark, Switzerland and Norway and tell me that being a socialist is the wrong way. If you create revenue through demand but factored in the importance the job has to your society then maybe law enforcement, health services and other jobs of use in both the US and my own country, the UK, wouldn't be in entire fucking shambles trying to scrape the bottom of the barrel for funding. I don't believe in communism in practice because it'd would never work, but you're an absolute bullshiter if you say that socialism can't.

[@Secret19977]

Alistair Davies we tied it and it nearly bankrupted our country in the 70s before thatcher came in and took you down a peg

[@Wesssss84]

Ricky as the person taking the hostages had me in knots!!!!! “Who’s that bald cunt???”

[@liamhetherington9330]

Jonathan ross seems to be having a tough spot.

[@jirisvoboda6018]

No...alright in a minute....Dont ever fucking say NO to me....IN A MINUTE I said.. ok -_- xDDDDDDDD

[@DDnufcGamer]

Tbf the only way he could shoot Karl was if he looked out the window, so Karl actual tricked him in to coming to the window.

[@dabluedevil1000]

Ricky and his girlfriend's cartoon character, they look like Fred Flintstones and his wife, innit?

[@wolventhrone1631]

Theyre meant to, they deliberately chose a Hanna Barbara art style for the show. Fits perfectly, if you ask me

[@UnoriginalGrimm]

It's animated by the same guy

[@frognipp9015]

wrong usage of "innit".

[@StephNuggs]

Jan Innit = isn't it Don't they = donney Hahaha

[@cannonfodder4000]

@@UnoriginalGrimm Animated by the same guy? same as the Flinstones but most of those animators are dead by now! There's some Ex Dexter's Lab folk working on it so there's the Hanna Barbera DNA I guess

[@cleonRIP]

I love how after all is said and done, Karl just says, "Fuck it." 🤣

[@pipersimpson684]

"In a minute, I said."

[@leroybrown1994]

Absolutely love these 3. Thanks for posting!

[@_james_7480]

Love the cartoons. They make it so much funnier.

[@CallMeGaffer]

Ricky: So how you gonna get him close to the window? He's thrown his phone away, there's a hostage in there.. Karl: *grabs megaphone* "Erm, I bet you're hot in there!" LMAO

[@ndnxdnsnsn5005]

Karl pilkington is the type of person to come out of dfs with a full priced sofa

[@sst710]

I like how he fumbles with the loudspeaker when Ricky tosses it to him.

[@thefartydoctor]

"Who's that bald c--t that just turned up?!"

[@kurushin3711]

MrMiniKG Oh dear, trigger warning.

[@kurushin3711]

thefartydoctor Your long winded explanation triggered me. I'm seeing blocks of texts every where now, I hope you're happy.

[@thefartydoctor]

Kurushin Here, I gladly give you internet points for being offended. _hands them over_

[@kurushin3711]

thefartydoctor I'm an apple.

[@thefartydoctor]

Kurushin I resent that. I am offend.

[@Iain1983]

“It’s a lovely evening” 😂😂

[@davidhockey123]

4:30 In a minute, I said. Hahaha.

[@yungsammysosa6201]

Officer Dilkington at your service

[@kassiethomas1312]

His fucking laugh kills me every dam time xD this is my favorite show lol has been for a while

[@hezekiahramirez6965]

I fucking lost it at "Get me Karl Pilkington." "There's only one man we can trust. Get me Karl Pilkington." That's priceless!

[@LittleBraveWarriorIsBest]

This is my favorite skit through the whole series

[@puddingleaf]

I genuinely think Karl would make an amazing negotiator!

[@Lamedvavnik]

As much as They take the piss out of karl I can't help but feel ricky was at the butt of the joke on this one. I can just imagine this police officer security guard like.... Yeah I killed 5 guys with my bare hands, I'm a negotiator that's swat and I trained John Rambo haha.

[@893loses]

Yeah Karl dunked on him in this one

[@monkey97x]

"Just come to the window,I'll show you the round head" hahahahah

[@meganowens]

“In a minute I said”

[@bfmw13]

The art people did a brilliant job with this one

[@LondonCityGirl]

Hi-lar-ious! I love Karl!

[@circle2867]

i cant stop laughing at this one. bloody hell.

[@bobombo1988]

that LAPD is a freaking liar.

[@TheKrigeron]

Yep, the guy just took a break and was taking the piss out fo Ricky.

[@cory4429]

“Where’s brass?”

[@shinobi-no-bueno]

Wha's yer problum

[@Jonathan-rk4uq]

@@shinobi-no-buenolmaoo i read this the same time he said it 😂

[@strawberryking8965]

why does it always seem Karl is depressed

[@petrschmeichel]

I think it's because truly deep down inside him he just does not give one fuck

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

He's autistic

[@barbosaguzman6101]

Bald...

[@johnwedgbury6817]

because he isn't taken in by celebrity culture and everything isn't "amazing" oh gotta have the latest iphone and shit like that. he's just real.

[@blop-a-blop9419]

He's sad because he's bald, And he's bald because he's sad.

[@PogOwl3891]

I would trust Karl with my life 😂🤣

[@JustSteffan]

rickys laugh is the best i have ever heard XD

[@ublade82]

One of Ricky's best roles yet.

[@AFlexibleGamer]

This show is fucking ace

[@AJRAGES22MUCH]

And look at Karl now! Part of a detective interrogation show!

[@shannon6358]

Am I the only one that heard Karl's little giggle at 7:55 ? Hahaha that's so weird I never hear him laugh.

[@annetteryskala9502]

Look up ricky makes karl laugh. Its really funny.😛

[@JustBeClever]

These videos are so awesome! Please don’t stop making them!! Liked subscribed and shared.

[@drewdonahue123]

The best part of this is that the cop is completely fucking with Ricky

[@thecinematicmind]

In a minute! Hahahhahahahahahaha!

[@0Bennyman]

'I'll just leave then' xD The animation fits so well!

[@magicalrobster]

Ive just discovered these, they're amazing

[@michaelhoward1583]

Hilarious piece of comedy gold right here

[@FutureAbe]

Ricky's like "I want a fast car!" haha so brilliant! :)

[@therunawaykid6523]

Love this part

[@hopscotchoblivion7564]

5:27-5:39 This is so intense...

[@Jimbobiscuit]

This is animated to perfection

[@MarxistKnight]

I like that they made the effort to make them British police!

[@supersaiyangoddess4293]

+MarxistKnight British Police who drive American cop cars.

[@iim4xii129]

+Super Saiyan Videl Police cars* Dopey sod.

[@supersaiyangoddess4293]

GamingDude2000 Lol same thing.

[@kellypowell6730]

"throw a phone in the window so I can talk to you on the phone" "no" "alright in a minute" "don't ever say fûcking no to me" "I said in a minute" LMAO

[@TheStockportHatter1986]

"I'd just leave" 😂😂😂

[@joshodudo0952]

Love pilko me.he's just so down to earth and everything he does and says is something I wud either do or say hahaha

[@Bob-jv4yf]

I really miss this podcast

[@Goochbot]

"No, not yet. Delaying it again"

[@ollieconroy2674]

One of the greats this one

[@TheBehm08]

“It was my last week anyway”

[@carlosfred8673]

I love Karl's theme song.

[@chinny_reckon]

Such a lovely blast from the past popping up in my feed. One of the very few things I liked from the noughties... Ugh, they were grim.

[@bryanu1737]

I almost fell asleep at ricky's story. But Karl, he is a legend

[@jowotjo1]

love it

[@moonstarr8053]

These are golden

[@jcpadmore]

Should've sent KP in to help Kim Kardashian...