Karl Pilkington - Top Negotiator

[@FernieCanto]

The animation in this is amazing. They managed to turn it into an actual story despite the chaotic talking, with Ricky going in and out of character and whatnot. Incredible and hilarious.

[@Azrael442]

i agree but it is HBO, they dont really do half measures

[@quantumblurrr]

The animation is cheap... you mean the art style or the composition

[@quantumblurrr]

Tanner Miller Simple flash

[@JD-Media]

I think he means how they actually adapted in to play out like it was designed to.

[@adamwilson232]

I think they've definitely gone for a Hanna Barbera look

[@TranceSuperWave]

"I'll just leave then." I love how he just cant be bothered and would let all the hostages die.

[@bicolouredprawn]

+TranceSuperWave Lol, yeah! That's Karl all over! He never ever admits when he's wrong/talking rubbish.

[@Stuurminator]

It's his last week anyway.

[@vantheman1234]

He’d rather be having a coffee at the British Legion

[@taylor1999gamer]

He doesn’t have time, he has DIY work to do and his boiler needs fixing.

[@gemstar7286]

💀💀 LOL

[@borednow5838]

This is one of Ricky's most entertaining performances.

[@fredrydmusic1]

And also one of the funniest moments of Karl especially his line in the end "Ah, I just leave then.". He's really fucking funny!

[@Tom-bn6pr]

I love Karl. He's not that impressed with a man who is LAPD and SWAT but is fascinated by insects like ants

[@Big_Fat_Ugly]

Tom 22 And the immune system

[@ianfarrugia4495]

ants are fascinating though

[@specialunit0428]

On shit your likes!!!

[@JamesHussain82]

Bet you love social media

[@VLAD_P_]

Tom 22 man moth ??

[@WillWivellAnimator]

I cracked up when Karl fumbled with the megaphone. Great example of the animation enhancing the original material.

[@DrugzRKoool]

What Karl means is that it's like being a vet, in that there is an unspoken agreement that you will try your best to save that life, but also that if that person/animal dies, you did all you could.

[@TheKrigeron]

I think he also meant that the person/animal is expected to die.

[@staticshotaop561]

TheKrigeron wring

[@TotinosPizzaRollz]

I think Karl meant, "If it dies, it's just an animal. No great loss."

[@arstulex]

@@TotinosPizzaRollz Not really. Especially considering how sympathetic Karl is towards most animals (except jellyfish lmao). His point was that when a cat is on the brink of death and it at the point of being on an operating table it is already expected to die. If the vet somehow manages to save it then that's a bonus, but the vet is not *expected* to do so. Likewise, the moment those people were taken hostage they were already considered doomed. If the negotiator can save them then that's a bonus. If the negotiator says something that pisses off the terrorist to the point where they kill a hostage, nothing was lost that wasn't already lost the moment that person was taken hostage. That same hostage would have likely been killed anyway regardless. In other words, there is a difference between "failed to save them" and "got them killed".

[@unknown6390]

@@TotinosPizzaRollz Lol its probably not what he meant but in his fumbling way he really made it sound like that

[@ForzaEnforcer]

"There's only one person we can ask for...get me Karl Pilkington" *Cue dramatic entrance* The best part in this scene IMO

[@SlamHannigan]

Sahrun If this were the trailer for a feature-length movie I would see it five times

[@jakkuwolfinsomnia8058]

The US president sat in his top secret classified military bunker with the world's greatest secret service agents with a world radar preparing for nuclear war against Putin and Kim Jong Un so he needs the best negotiator and President Obama says: "There's only one man we can ask for...Get me Karl Pilkington." Dramatic close-up on President Obama's face and personal administrative assistant gasps at his request: so speechless she nods her head and runs to fulfil the request. President Obama then puts his hands together and has a serious look: "he's the only man who can save us now..." 😠

[@jacquesstoop2587]

Patches O'Houlihan Christ someone hasn't taken their medication

[@cartmanofsp]

Where's Brass?

[@yungsammysosa6201]

Dilkington*

[@Kleavers]

I was in tears the first time I heard the hostage bit on the podcast.

[@bd603]

You’re a hero mate

[@MrSpazDoctor]

The music accompanies this perfectly

[@JadeiteMcSwag]

what is the name of it

[@gregorjamesfergusarnott1024]

You know whenever Ricky asks "what do you think of that Karl?" you're in for a hilarious answer.

[@itsMattydud3]

That bit when ricky was acting as the criminal and he goes "DON'T EVER FUCKING SAY NO TO ME!" Made me weak with laughter

[@PurushaDesa]

Ricky as a crazed terrorist is fucking hysterical. 😂 He’s actually quite scary!

[@itsMattydud3]

It kills me EVERY TIME when Ricky goes "DON'T EVER FUCKING SAY NO TO ME" in that character voice

[@wilberforce95]

the animation on this show is so fantastic.

[@aisosaihama]

We need a feature length of Karl as Top Negotiator this would be too brilliant

[@33hegemon]

3:22 lol how he struts onto the scene

[@Guinness4h2o]

The grins on Stephen and Ricky's faces as police as Karl is trying to negotiate just slay me.

[@ONLYFOOLSNVIDEOS]

Actually that could work- Karl saying I'm leaving. The criminal could be like 'wtf' and look out the window and then get shot in the head.

[@mauriceh7558]

dont let the criminals in on this plan you daft twonk!

[@jjv2cantrememberlogindetai363]

Willz __ it was a joke, calm down fml

[@LuxioV2]

rufio'smousse imagine a film where Karl is a negotiator and his unorthodox approach mindfucks the criminals

[@sailordarty9032]

It was known as the stealthiest SWAT mission ever. The gunman was so busy arguing with the negotiator, he didn't notice the police had already knocked down the door.

[@mightisright]

Nothing makes me laugh harder than Karl

[@iNexTTx]

Anyone noticed its Alan rickman from die hard?

[@Crunch_Buttsteak]

YourPalDaniel Hans!!!

[@luukeluketer1024]

rip rickman.......memories of those times.......

[@Dim4323]

Hans groober

[@GenericSteve764]

The ending had me paralyzed with laughter.

[@joshbailey5512]

Karl Pilkinton: Top Negotiator. this needs to be a movie

[@Muddster81UK]

"Where's Brass?"

[@jacob7608]

"Who the fuck are you? You bald little shithead." Lmao

[@scottdixon4366]

5:27 is my favourite bit 😂 "You don't know me, but I do this a lot.... ite?"

[@DoodleWill]

There was a hostage situation in Manchester a couple of weeks ago. It took forever because they didn't have Karl.

[@barbosaguzman6101]

Bet it was hot in there ...

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

That's the Karl method make the crook so 😡 he screws up! Brilliant!

[@jamesoconnor297]

The funniest sketch they ever did. Kills me every time

[@welshbeef3]

'In a minute I said' hahaha jesus christ. Pissing >.

[@mrsensible3560]

I know! Like he’s being put out 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MW-tv4mv]

Love how it's all American but with British police uniforms

[@Unqualifiedmedicalperson]

Don't ever fuckin' say no to me! Lol

[@toetaggerh4253]

In a minute I said!

[@superbot3994]

"Why aren't you giving him a phone, you dopey cunt? You want to talk to him."

[@_james_7480]

Love the cartoons. They make it so much funnier.

[@vantheman1234]

“To be honest with you this is my last week”

[@AutomaticDuck300]

If Karl was the negotiator and I was the criminal, I would be laughing too hard and just surrender.

[@itsconnorstime]

I love how the criminal looks like Hans Gruber.

[@NP-zl7dz]

The delivery of 'give him a phone' always cracks me up

[@Wesssss84]

Ricky as the person taking the hostages had me in knots!!!!! “Who’s that bald cunt???”

[@sst710]

I like how he fumbles with the loudspeaker when Ricky tosses it to him.

[@MillieTheSillie616]

"Well I'll just leave then" Perfect ending

[@seanjosephhayes]

"In a minute I said!" 😂 Sounds like an authoritarian parent.

[@ValkyrieDaisy95]

"ARRGHHH...I bet you're hot in there.." XD

[@ShockWithoutFear]

hold your thirst man

[@2010cmeechan]

Daisy Chambers c

[@therunawaykid6523]

Love that line, classic pilkington

[@zabaoth]

Criminal: "Yes I am, come inside." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@LittleBraveWarriorIsBest]

This is my favorite skit through the whole series

[@jirisvoboda6018]

No...alright in a minute....Dont ever fucking say NO to me....IN A MINUTE I said.. ok -_- xDDDDDDDD

[@cleonRIP]

I love how after all is said and done, Karl just says, "Fuck it." 🤣

[@IndefiniteIdea]

You don't know me...But I do this alot. And I can tell you that it never works out right. Do you know anyone whose done what your doing and is now living a happy life?

[@nahumbolt86]

You know what, just reading over that. It's actually quite moving :)

[@bulldozerchn]

What’s your problem?

[@prangboydemilovatoisacrack4584]

I think hearing that being said as sincerely as Karl said it would immediately cause self doubt

[@Iain1983]

“It’s a lovely evening” 😂😂

[@MrSpasticdancer]

still a better negotiator than theresa may

[@tarik550]

acutelychronic very relevant to today 😂

[@Secret19977]

Tarik at least he said no to a demand. Unlike her

[@rahulkemp8347]

@@Secret19977 I think theresa may v karl p in a dance off would be epic...

[@barbosaguzman6101]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh so true today !!

[@Benji568]

Well, that's not hard tbh. She and Liz Truss had no spine whatsoever.

[@cousinted]

Ricky's bodyguard was bullshitting him so hard.

[@evaalex001]

He clearly came up with the story. No one would protect his ass.

[@Matty217]

100%

[@Alex-mj5dv]

You’d be surprised - a lot of the SAS / SBS guys go into close protection for celebrities etc. Podcasts on them all over the place.

[@liamjm9278]

@@evaalex001 Why not? He's a celebrity.

[@seanmccafferty2296]

The kind of stuff your uncle winds you up with when you're a child. Ricky is so gullible

[@AFlexibleGamer]

This show is fucking ace

[@Lamedvavnik]

As much as They take the piss out of karl I can't help but feel ricky was at the butt of the joke on this one. I can just imagine this police officer security guard like.... Yeah I killed 5 guys with my bare hands, I'm a negotiator that's swat and I trained John Rambo haha.

[@893loses]

Yeah Karl dunked on him in this one

[@bfmw13]

The art people did a brilliant job with this one

[@hezekiahramirez6965]

I fucking lost it at "Get me Karl Pilkington." "There's only one man we can trust. Get me Karl Pilkington." That's priceless!

[@FutureAbe]

Ricky's like "I want a fast car!" haha so brilliant! :)

[@Bob-jv4yf]

I really miss this podcast

[@JamesReif]

Absolutely love these 3. Thanks for posting!

[@yungsammysosa6201]

Officer Dilkington at your service

[@puddingleaf]

I genuinely think Karl would make an amazing negotiator!

[@dabluedevil1000]

Ricky and his girlfriend's cartoon character, they look like Fred Flintstones and his wife, innit?

[@wolventhrone1631]

Theyre meant to, they deliberately chose a Hanna Barbara art style for the show. Fits perfectly, if you ask me

[@UnoriginalGrimm]

It's animated by the same guy

[@frognipp9015]

wrong usage of "innit".

[@StephNuggs]

Jan Innit = isn't it Don't they = donney Hahaha

[@cannonfodder4000]

@@UnoriginalGrimm Animated by the same guy? same as the Flinstones but most of those animators are dead by now! There's some Ex Dexter's Lab folk working on it so there's the Hanna Barbera DNA I guess

[@davidhockey123]

4:30 In a minute, I said. Hahaha.

[@CallMeGaffer]

Ricky: So how you gonna get him close to the window? He's thrown his phone away, there's a hostage in there.. Karl: *grabs megaphone* "Erm, I bet you're hot in there!" LMAO

[@theresuga]

I just find it sad that a man who is LAPD, in the SWAT team and an impressive hostage negotiator has to moonlight as security to earn a living. And people like the Kardashins earn millions… smh...

[@Gir4ffeKi11er]

Spot on mate. Mental.

[@hfdpayner]

I know mate, its almost like he's talking out of his arse about the other jobs... mental.

[@comicbook325]

battermix it'd be better to have actual contributors of this world than pointless idolised mediocrity earning so much that seeing that they have such luxury whilst there are those who are starving and those who are homeless makes your blood boil with rage. I'd rather live in a world functioning on the written word of communism than the unjust, unfair reality we currently reside in, but alas, the concept of communism doesn't factor for the selfishness and evils of the human condition.

[@comicbook325]

battermix remind me again the amount starving in the US in comparison to say, Sweden, Denmark, Switzerland and Norway and tell me that being a socialist is the wrong way. If you create revenue through demand but factored in the importance the job has to your society then maybe law enforcement, health services and other jobs of use in both the US and my own country, the UK, wouldn't be in entire fucking shambles trying to scrape the bottom of the barrel for funding. I don't believe in communism in practice because it'd would never work, but you're an absolute bullshiter if you say that socialism can't.

[@Secret19977]

Alistair Davies we tied it and it nearly bankrupted our country in the 70s before thatcher came in and took you down a peg

[@liamhetherington9330]

Jonathan ross seems to be having a tough spot.

[@monkey97x]

"Just come to the window,I'll show you the round head" hahahahah

[@sjr999r]

Karl in a suit,Ricky & Steve dressed up like a pair of Met bobbys and the robber as Alan rickman!....just ace 😂😂😂😂

[@chinny_reckon]

Such a lovely blast from the past popping up in my feed. One of the very few things I liked from the noughties... Ugh, they were grim.

[@ndnxdnsnsn5005]

Karl pilkington is the type of person to come out of dfs with a full priced sofa

[@DuelingPeaks]

"Oh, I bet you're hot in there" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dave-gn4yt]

Karl is Ricky's best work

[@DDnufcGamer]

Tbf the only way he could shoot Karl was if he looked out the window, so Karl actual tricked him in to coming to the window.

[@pipersimpson684]

"In a minute, I said."

[@Partylizard1]

7:52 “Delaying it again…” Absolutely excellent 😂😂

[@JustSteffan]

rickys laugh is the best i have ever heard XD

[@darkuserrecords1672]

Funny as f**k ... every time ... Karl's a genius and smashes it :)

[@AnthonySanders-y2j]

3:20 Karl walking up all heroic/majestic kills me 😂😂😂

[@LondonCityGirl]

Hi-lar-ious! I love Karl!

[@armityle6526]

This has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[@circle2867]

i cant stop laughing at this one. bloody hell.

[@magicalrobster]

Ive just discovered these, they're amazing

[@InlandGreen]

who ever makes these cartoons is Amazingly Awesome ! Brilliant brain

[@shannon6358]

Am I the only one that heard Karl's little giggle at 7:55 ? Hahaha that's so weird I never hear him laugh.

[@annetteryskala9502]

Look up ricky makes karl laugh. Its really funny.😛

[@AA-hg5fk]

Improv roleplay has always been one of Ricky's strengths, Karl will always go along with any imagined scenario.

[@0Bennyman]

'I'll just leave then' xD The animation fits so well!

[@thecinematicmind]

In a minute! Hahahhahahahahahaha!

[@bryanu1737]

I almost fell asleep at ricky's story. But Karl, he is a legend

[@ublade82]

One of Ricky's best roles yet.

[@Jimbobiscuit]

This is animated to perfection

[@Jimbobiscuit]

I agree

[@POPPYTHERED]

It’s like the flintstones animation 👌🏻👍🏻😂😂

[@joshodudo0952]

Love pilko me.he's just so down to earth and everything he does and says is something I wud either do or say hahaha

[@SpaceMissile]

this is one of my favorite animations ever. so damned funny

[@sweetkitchen6377]

“What’s your problem” 🤣🤣

[@Goochbot]

"No, not yet. Delaying it again"

[@carlosfred8673]

I love Karl's theme song.

[@jcpadmore]

Should've sent KP in to help Kim Kardashian...

[@channelbrookes]

Security and a negotiator. He's like Squiddly Diddly!

[@AJRAGES22MUCH]

And look at Karl now! Part of a detective interrogation show!

[@benpaterson377]

These are always my favourite m9ments on the podcast, where they act out scenarios, katl talking to all the worlds scientists, KP plumbing. Wish they did more like this lol. Had a mind that u could imput all the episodes of rgs to an ai assistant and get it to create 'new' shows, just am idea lol

[@bobombo1988]

that LAPD is a freaking liar.

[@TheKrigeron]

Yep, the guy just took a break and was taking the piss out fo Ricky.

[@kellypowell6730]

"throw a phone in the window so I can talk to you on the phone" "no" "alright in a minute" "don't ever say fûcking no to me" "I said in a minute" LMAO

[@JustBeClever]

These videos are so awesome! Please don’t stop making them!! Liked subscribed and shared.

[@justjesspow334]

7:57: "I'm coming near the window", there HAS to be a laugh from Karl at the end of that sentence!

[@michael-jaygraham271]

Criminal- "Who are you by the way?" Steve- "Bruce!" Lol

[@neo69121]

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