3:12 "Fuck off!" I laughed my fucking ass off. I love Karl, that dude is my hero.
@Sammydancingsir878 ай бұрын
grot
@moved91349 жыл бұрын
"You didn't even give them one chance!" "'Cause they've done it before." i can't feel my sides
@jtwb97937 жыл бұрын
underdog -MOVED- gy gby yvgyhtin
@jtwb97937 жыл бұрын
underdog -MOVED- uñbubbu
@Ozzyboy995 жыл бұрын
Funny as fuck
@RubinRudeboyCarter5 жыл бұрын
Quick as fuck that from Karl
@americanslsta88884 жыл бұрын
My favorite Karlism of them all, that is -- closely followed by his assertion that his parents don't even remember him at the age of two
@joycewible88167 жыл бұрын
"She's weak anyway."
@TonyEnglandUK7 жыл бұрын
You are so gorgeous with such a terrible name lol
@joycewible88167 жыл бұрын
Tony England Haha thanks for the compliment. What's wrong with my name?
@blackdildoboywithdiabetesl25597 жыл бұрын
Maybe having the surname "Wible"
@ghoulbuster17 жыл бұрын
wible wible wible
@ripdangerdolanunsubbedbutn89025 жыл бұрын
Lmfao 🤣🤣
@omgitsrobsandy11 жыл бұрын
"You're not coming back 'ere, FUCK OFF!" gets me every time. Karl and his 'no nonsense' attitude would make a top boss!
@johnnygat18187 жыл бұрын
"But I tell you what, you're not coming back here. Fuck off!" Crying
@sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015 Жыл бұрын
"I'm not gonna make it in today son, so erm, I'll see ya tomorrow alright boy?"
@Gj23jk27 жыл бұрын
The ep in which Karl proves himself to be a highly ruthless and efficient administrator.
@troyking4647 жыл бұрын
Gj23jk2 He probably got advice from Stephen on that one.
@salsamancer6 жыл бұрын
I bet he was just glad to tell off Ricky
@Dentzah8 жыл бұрын
Was crying when he said fuck off
@joshbennett22218 жыл бұрын
Same. The way he says it 😂😂😂😂
@jackjackson-moore58488 жыл бұрын
True 😂😂😂
@barringtonfisher877 жыл бұрын
Jack Dent thing is he gets into it as if it actually happened. Then says they'd done it before & how it annoys him. His mind is incredible
@bigbowlowrong10 жыл бұрын
Why do people put vanity cards at the beginning of videos they didn't create or own?
@orangejoe2046 жыл бұрын
In the hopes that the original creator will lose track of their intellectual property and he can then monetize the video without it getting disputed and earning him a copyright strike. It's a cottage industry in several countries. Tl;dr to follow, but it's worth it. Much like cyber-squatting used to be (until it was largely legislated out of existence by the UN) KZbin copyright hijacking is now a standard 3rd world business strategy based primarily in India, Russia and China (these are all 3rd world countries which have 1st world Internet access but millions of people living on $5 USD a day or less). In these places, much like the "Chinese gold sellers" scam on World of Warcraft, there's literally thousands of people who do nothing but try to steal, rebrand and monetize "viral" videos that the real owners uploaded hastily to KZbin and then didn't bother (or were unable) to claim official ownership of and then (most importantly) protect the ownership against a barrage of fake copyright claims by these foreign scammers. If they succeed (usually because the actual owner never bothers to check their KZbin), they get declared "the real owner" and it's a fat payday (by 3rd world standards) that may go on for years until somebody with more resources (or a better backstory) decides to challenge them for it. But the nature of KZbin is that once they've determined ownership, it takes an act of Congress (and upwards of a year) to get it turned around and back in proper hands. That whole time, the money keeps flowing into the scammer's bank account. What makes "Shaun Jowett" (lol, nice fake British pseudonym) into a stupid fuck is trying to apply his 3rd world "cybersquatting" strategy to something owned by Gervais, since Gervais' post-The Office career is 90% Karl Pilkington and he'll shit down your neck the moment you try to steal his Karl money. The effort is totally wasted with an active owner still prowling around with a proper legal team cutting "cease and desist" notices on his behalf. Still earned the little turd an instant thumbs down. Plus I'm using Adblock so "Shaun Jowett" (lol) gets no money even if he does monetize. I chop you dolla, mugu. Go the fuck back where you came from and try again.
@bigbowlowrong46945 жыл бұрын
It’s a little bit fucking trippy re-watching a video you last saw (and commented on) FIVE FUCKING YEARS AGO and seeing it this far up in the replies.
@aminm46525 жыл бұрын
@@bigbowlowrong4694 Has your opinion changed?
@archieworthington67175 жыл бұрын
@@bigbowlowrong4694 Lmao
@Blazedreptile5 жыл бұрын
😂
@DlcEnergy8 жыл бұрын
3:20 "well you didn't even give em 1 chance" "no because they've done it before"... xD xD the imaginary characters have done it in the past... lol
@thepontiacbandit78744 жыл бұрын
DLC ENERGY Like Karl’s ‘husband’ Harry. ‘Who the fuck’s Harry??’ 😂
@allys7444 жыл бұрын
I can’t even get past “Mr. Dilkington” 😂😂
@callumlamb19234 жыл бұрын
ALLY S Rickys wheeze writes me off each time😂😂😂😂
@LordOfNothingreally8 жыл бұрын
So Karl starts to say "If *I* was gay..." and they cut off that fascinating avenue of discussion to mess about thinking up dirty boardgame puns? Missed opportunity there, mates
@thetramp1237 жыл бұрын
I know. Now I'll forever wonder what gold we were about to hear from Karl.
@ufoash4405 жыл бұрын
Tbf they have to interject sometimes otherwise people will realise they don't really need to be there hahahaha
@moonmannd75014 жыл бұрын
I can only dream about the god-level tangent he was certainly just about to stumble into. With a lead-in like that I can only imagine that the conversation would have inevitably devolved into a series highlight.
@amg27184 жыл бұрын
@Josip steve is qaulity alot of the unanimated xfm shows and podcasts he is hilarious
@kaymuldoon35754 жыл бұрын
I suggest watching the video of Ricky, Stephen and Karl watching a scene from Brokeback Mountain. It’s hilarious.
@jackhoward104 жыл бұрын
"No because they've done it before" Ricky just made them up 😂😂
@MattCrawley_Music10 жыл бұрын
karl's face in the last frame is priceless
@TonyEnglandUK6 жыл бұрын
That cartoonist used six lines to draw Karl's face and he absolutely nailed it.
@itzadamisnoob7715 жыл бұрын
“So go round to Shiela’s then and let her slag me off, but you’re not coming back here! F*** OFF!!” 😂😂😂😂
@cabuscus8 жыл бұрын
"U bald headed wanker!"
@TreeBeardNero7 жыл бұрын
cabuscus Manc Twat
@TonyEnglandUK7 жыл бұрын
"They just catered for like if you wanted a bit of knob action"
@alexicrenin6577 жыл бұрын
LOL , fuck. your profile pic had me.
@DIEGOSHAY7 жыл бұрын
Damn you. that profile pic...
@lessevdoolbretsim7 жыл бұрын
I swatted my screen.
@isabellemccrudden59987 жыл бұрын
fell for it nice one m8...wanker
@omwnollie6 жыл бұрын
I got a TV, I though a giant fly was on my screen!
@Kjernekar9 жыл бұрын
since when was "I'm scared of the ice" a legitimate reason to not come in to work?
@MrClickity9 жыл бұрын
Well it depends. If we were in an area that hardly ever gets snow and it's a freak occurrence, I'd probably let it slide. The area probably doesn't have a good plow service and most people might not have had any experience driving in the snow. Better to be understaffed for a day or two than risk my employees getting in wrecks and losing even more productivity. However, if it's an area that gets snow regularly, then tough shit. You should know how to drive in the ice and snow by now. Leave a little early, drive slower, and get your ass to work.
@ralphybfc9 жыл бұрын
MrClickity You do realize its not a really phone call haha
@MrClickity9 жыл бұрын
Jordan Ralphs. No shit. We're talking about a hypothetical situation.
@ralphybfc9 жыл бұрын
ok. i just didnt see the point in rambling on like u did.
@MrClickity9 жыл бұрын
Jordan Ralphs. It's in response to a video where people ramble on about hypothetical shit. What's wrong with continuing the discussion?
@adamliddle20609 жыл бұрын
please rate comment and subscribe to see more stuff i have stolen and put my name on
@stevequinn6318 жыл бұрын
he doesnt say subscribe..... watch it again and wait for the fake production slate at the end
@EL-pl1jj5 жыл бұрын
"No 'cause they'd done it before" 😂
@pheebsbee12808 жыл бұрын
Every time I think it can't get any funnier - it does!
@americanslsta88884 жыл бұрын
"that me name was Brett" best Karl/Ricky reaction ever
@ElZilchoYo11 жыл бұрын
i love how serious karl takes role playing. I bet he can act well
@chanilkadesilva58953 жыл бұрын
7:15 "If you're gonna have this wheres a bit of the other? " LoL
@kingofracism3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@chrisbarnett63627 жыл бұрын
"Look at this, it's free!" lol
@MrJoshMetcalfe11 жыл бұрын
Karl: FUCK OFF... i laughed too hard!
@matthewblastland87909 жыл бұрын
Karl doesn't even have to speak to make me laugh
@karlkirschenmann180810 жыл бұрын
"you have a bit of this, where's a bit of the other" lol
@pivotmaster8616 жыл бұрын
"She's weak anyway" He's a genius
@MrJambot8 жыл бұрын
"Sucribe" mong
@captain_hat62478 жыл бұрын
7:16 "If you're gonna have this where's a bit of the other?" That's probably one of the most pleasant G-Rated ways you can ask for magazines w/ nude women.
@jamesAk14 жыл бұрын
I’ve been listening to the podcast while playing cod and i get on a decent streak and Karl hits out with something funny and it puts me off constantly man he’s fucking hilarious🤣
@moonstarr80539 жыл бұрын
"one chance....give 'em one chance". lmao
@andrewpheasey34776 жыл бұрын
moon starr "well you didn't even give em one chance". "yeah cause they done it before!" lmao
@elis__nbnb6 жыл бұрын
i love the effort karl puts behind his characters
@todd189610 жыл бұрын
I completely agree with Karl about the plumbing business story. It's nobody's *fault*, but Karl is the one suffering the consequences of Sheila not making it to work. He shouldn't be forced to pay people who don't do their job, whether it's that person's fault or not. It's unfair to make an employer suffer the consequences when the weather is unfair. He pays Sheila for her work, if she can't work, she shouldn't be paid.
@atnasomfg10 жыл бұрын
What about vacation leave, and pregnancy though? Sickness?
@todd189610 жыл бұрын
Atnas Who are you going to hire to get your job done the most effectively? The guy who's always sick or wanting a vacation, or the guy who is always motivated and ready to work? Obviously the second one, because you're always going to want the most reliable person for the job. I don't think it's fair for anyone to take that power of selection away from you because it's your business and your money. Now, if the employer turns down a woman because she could become pregnant, and the other employees find that offensive, I believe they should have the right to go on strike in her defense, which could convince the employer to hire her regardless, which would be a fair solution in my opinion.
@mfenn73259 жыл бұрын
Todd "I don't think it's fair for anyone to take that power of selection away from you because it's your business and your money." Well, I have a heroin processing plant. I paid for the equipment and the drug mules, why should I not be able to sell my product? It's hurting my business! If one of my drug mules accidentally OD on what he was transporting in his rectum, so be it. I don't think I should help pay for his burial. He and his now widow knew what they were getting into when he took the job! Laws are created for a reason. "Fairness" is highly relative. Laws in democratic countries are created to help establish a system that is as right and "fair" as possible (usually). I believe it was a common argument FOR SEGREGATION that people could say who else could go to their child's public school because they paid taxes. Don't see a problem with your logic yet? What about self-fulfilling prophecies? For example: "All black people are lazy. Just look at how many of them are unemployed and collecting welfare. I'm not going to hire them." Thus contributing to the number of black people that can't get hired, but have to subsist on something. So they sign up for welfare. And the circle continues. Or how about I make money prospecting and selling oil. I found some in the endangered Everglades. Why are you stopping me from clearing the land and wildlife and pumping for oil? It's my business we are talking about! And nothing is more important than MY money!
@todd18969 жыл бұрын
M Fenn The drug mule who accidentally overdosed took a job that he was well aware of the risks involved. He's responsible for his actions. Maybe he should have stayed in school or worked at a grocery store. You're acting like the jobs people apply for are completely out of their control. As for fairness, look at what labor is. It's two people agreeing upon exchanging a set amount of work for a set amount of money. Both involved are always free to cancel that exchange at any moment. Nobody's ever being forced to do anything against their will. That's fair, right? I think so. Now let's add laws. The employer is no longer allowed to cancel the deal unless he has a good reason he can prove. The employer is forced to keep his employees diverse and meet quotas regardless of which potential employee is fit for the job. The employer and employee are required to agree upon a price for the work that meets a government-determined amount of money regardless of whether the job is worth that amount. When law meets business, law takes away the fairness and creates its own pseudo-economic nature that has to constantly adjust itself according to what popular opinion thinks is fair and isn't fair. When in reality, you're just forcing others to make their own personal exchange of labor or money to fit your own personal standards of fairness. The workers don't complain because they're the majority and thus allowing themselves to earn more money. The employers complain but nobody listens because they're rich so they're probably greedy assholes, so fuck 'em.
@fenhen9 жыл бұрын
Todd People who don't take holidays will probably be less productive in the long run. People who are never sick actually are ill sometimes, they just come in anyway. Not only are they not working efficiently, but they are likely to infect others and make things worse in the long-run.
@NoodleCollie6 жыл бұрын
"Let's have a game of chess...cock" is my favourite stupid joke out of all the series.
@DlcEnergy8 жыл бұрын
3:11 "i'll tell you what... yer not comin back ere... fuk off..." xD xD best way to phrase it...
@kribz45764 жыл бұрын
“They just catered for, if you wanted a bit knob action” 😂😂
@josephmarrison46065 жыл бұрын
Karl is my favourite out of the three men.
@user-fq1ig3uy3q5 жыл бұрын
"Tell ya what.... You stay at 'ome an' I'll replace ya." I've done this almost in the same tone as Karl.
@gabrielpatten69394 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I got really emotionally invested in the "K.P. plumbing VS Sheila" bit?
@peronkop7 жыл бұрын
"Knoberation" My sides!
@marcusl23015 жыл бұрын
I always wonder what we miss from Karl when he is talked over by Ricky and Steve.
@zenchannel_2 жыл бұрын
Karl is way funnier
@nicolaroberts48234 ай бұрын
My boss told me once in the snow ‘ get the transport ‘ 🤣🤣🤣 made me laugh!
@skeetorkiftwon7 жыл бұрын
"If you're going to have this, then how about a bit of the other?"
@FeelinErie9 жыл бұрын
''Fuck-a-poo!'' XDDDDDDD *dead*
@llukmanhalimi25437 жыл бұрын
Karl is fucking funny also because he actually puts himself in that situation as if he is actually there :) love me some karl :)
@hyperionman4204 жыл бұрын
Incredible. This fictional ruthless version of Karl could run Hyperion at this point.
@julianisaac60043 жыл бұрын
What makes this so funny to me is that I don't quite get the English accent the first time through but Ricky's laugh is my cue to rewind a lil bit and listen harder and when I put it all together I giggle stupidly.
@lauriecook2399 Жыл бұрын
are you American? or are you a southerner 😁😁
@blackdildoboywithdiabetesl25597 жыл бұрын
Karl is the king of timing
@Moopix111 жыл бұрын
"Sorry, mate, I don't have me phone license, and the public transport is down."
@vantheman12welshman666 жыл бұрын
I don’t want to big myself up! 😂
@JPMJPM7 жыл бұрын
OMG. This is so funny! When I was 24, I worked for a cranky old man in his 70s at an ad agency. One day we woke up to a foot of snow on top of ice. I called in, and the boss answered the phone. I asked if the company was going to be open, and he got angry and threatened to fire me if I didn't come in. Mind you, all the schools were closed and the local news reporters were urging people not to get on the roads because they hadn't been salted, and they weren't clear. But I dug out my car, which took an hour, and I drove to work. Two and a half hours later, I finally made it to work. Guess what? The parking lot was empty except for the boss's great big Cadillac. I go inside, and the power's out. I go to my office and sit in the dark until 5 pm, seething.
@RideBikes_Walkplaces5 жыл бұрын
So it was possible to make it then? 😂
@TonyChurch1125 жыл бұрын
3:05 "You're not coming back ere, FUCK OFF" 😂😂😂
@xJohnnyBloodx3 жыл бұрын
My favor part is the legend gamer very basic title card
@dornravlin5 жыл бұрын
Karl Pilkington always make me burst a gut
@ethanwebster73404 жыл бұрын
“No cos they done it before” comedy gold😂
@christopherhaines24926 жыл бұрын
Karl's punchlines are absolute GENIUS; he doesn't even know he's doing them 😂😂!!!
@Treshet10 жыл бұрын
6:14 "It was just, uhh...uhh...just all..jus-just cock." LMFAO
@billlombard99115 жыл бұрын
Love Karl and his northern accent , this is just brilliant, classic stuff
@Darthlicious6 жыл бұрын
idk for my money "have I told you about the immune system" is pretty far up there
@thinkboutit6 жыл бұрын
I died when he said fuck off
@steveparish42094 жыл бұрын
How can you not love the Karl-toon that is Pilkington?
@AlanAHAPartridge6 жыл бұрын
Knoberation 😂😂
@mikeg39234 жыл бұрын
That Karl Cartoon is AMAZING his arms Hilarious!!!
@EugVR6 Жыл бұрын
"They've done it before"😂😂😂
@rickewilde4 жыл бұрын
The music when he says BOYZ magazine 😂😂😂😂
@madzangels6 жыл бұрын
Never heard Karl say fuck off before, that was GOLD
@lorettamisura85129 жыл бұрын
Karl is too funny Screw Ricky, it should be called The Karl Pilkington show-it's about him anyway!
@mrlozmoore8 жыл бұрын
+Loretta Misura Ricky got Karl where he is today; i think you're missing the point of the show format.
@SpitfireFortyFour4 жыл бұрын
It was supposed to be called the Karl Pilkington Show. But they ultimatley chose Ricky's name for recognition. Karl wasnt really known before this unless you were an XFM listener.
@BT-kc3ee4 жыл бұрын
It wouldnt be anywherr near as funnt with out Ricky and Steve
@roundabout468 Жыл бұрын
@@BT-kc3ee yes it would, Karl carried An Idiot Abroad all by himself
@craigdx41824 жыл бұрын
I fucking love karl lol
@shamaramen5 жыл бұрын
What a true legendary gamer
@Hulan927 жыл бұрын
When Ricky laughs he sounds like a fucking parakeet
@moohunter91093 жыл бұрын
"she's done... She's weak anyway" 😂🤣😂🤣 love how much he gets into it xx
@deanjordan60457 жыл бұрын
How about a game of connect 4skin
@emer1576 жыл бұрын
Only Jews can play that one
@emer1576 жыл бұрын
Con 0 duh, are you not aware of jews (amongst others) of having their foreskin removed, it's called circumcision
@allan43863 жыл бұрын
"Look at this, it's free!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@WhiteSleevedStu3 жыл бұрын
Reminder that Karl once didn't turn up to an XFM show because he put wet jeans on.
@flannelderek11 жыл бұрын
Tears are rolling down my cheeks funniest bastard ever
@metallicbunny95953 жыл бұрын
Thank you, legendgamer9731. Very cool!
@hankheavy6 жыл бұрын
KP Plumming LMFAO
@SteveWHU11 жыл бұрын
the u bend trophy lmfao
@ChordsForU11 жыл бұрын
Karls quick whittedness is amazing here the 'no coz he'd done it before thing' is one of those things you'd think of days after the conversation
@NibberKSmooth7 жыл бұрын
Karl would be HORRIBLE to work for.
@whataappp6915 жыл бұрын
This is some international level bullying portrayed on camera
@HnTr_VDH7 жыл бұрын
Who animated these?! Ive never heard of this XD Have to say Cartoon-ified Karl and Steve look spot on but Rick looks like a long-lost flinstone
@Nero-ox5tw5 жыл бұрын
x HnTr VDH x HBO
@johndalenino3 жыл бұрын
I think a cartoonist named ‘Andy Bialk’ did some character designs for this show. Not sure if he designed most, if not all.
@Jade_Matthews3 жыл бұрын
As a Michigander I can tell you the quickest way to get your ass fired is to call your boss and tell em "It's too snowy out, can't come in"
@ajshaw11796 жыл бұрын
“So umm, I’ll see you tomorrow alright boy.”
@ONIscrooge6 жыл бұрын
God damn is it great to hear Karl say, "Fuck off".
@Gavala-tx4ey7 жыл бұрын
that told Bob and Sheila
@sisyr56157 жыл бұрын
"no cus he'd done it before" hahaha, fucking genius
@lscasuals42627 жыл бұрын
"You're in fuckin trouble then!"
@Bruce198311 жыл бұрын
keep pressing 4 and 9 for ricky nd stev laughing
@Brooker00135 жыл бұрын
Love it. The podcasts are so funny✌
@Duskaria5 жыл бұрын
"You're not coming back 'ere, fuck off!"
@dnmcfall4 жыл бұрын
Ricky's laugh cracks me up!
@someniceguy92644 жыл бұрын
Fuckapoo also works for both though😂
@darkuserrecords16728 жыл бұрын
Amazing ... what a funny mind he has. Thank God for Karl Pilkington ... up there with Alan Partridge for joke after joke genius.
@leoncrazyman078 жыл бұрын
+Andy Crofts You realise Alan is a character like Keith Lemon though right?
@darkuserrecords16728 жыл бұрын
+leoncrazyman07 Ummm ... read it again, FULLY understand what's been noted and then go away, you strange person :)
@leoncrazyman078 жыл бұрын
Andy Crofts I am saying that Alan Partridge is a character played by comedian and actor Steve Coogan, as is Keith Lemon who is played by comedian and actor Leigh Francis, so I wondered why you referred to the fictional character rather than the actor/comedian who actually makes them funny. What's great about Karl is that he's real.
@darkuserrecords16728 жыл бұрын
+leoncrazyman07 Sweet ;)
@romanrose49824 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I recall ejecting a mouthful of soda thru my nostrils when I 1st heard that.
@carldavis32273 жыл бұрын
2021 and still as funny
@joshuagarrard38594 жыл бұрын
8:45 I have to start work at 7
@NxDoyle10 жыл бұрын
It's funny an' all, but I can't sucribe, because of sucribe.