Madigan's Pubcast Episode 90: Mayonnaise Tattoos, Living Hobbits & the Yellow Brick Road to Atlantis

[@kellieledonne5572]

Just hilarious 🤣! Thanks for 90 spectacular episodes and more snort out loud gut laughs than I can count! This grateful termite will never forget what you do for us. Thanks Mama Termite and Paddles. Be well and stay safe. 😊

[@dylanmaxey2531]

Fattest states corelate with poverty, poor people can only afford the crappy food. Reason skinny states have much higher incomes to buy real food, i.e. fresh veggies, real meats. Poor are taco bell and walmart processed fake food.

[@michelledonnelly6086]

“10 more and we’re at a hundred!”Paddles, “that’s good math for you.” 10 seconds in and I’m already laughing out loud. Thank you!

[@mattmayo3539]

Thank you Kathleen and Paddles for my go to Mid week pick me up.

[@sheilaburns8977]

Hello Kathleen and Paddles. Thanks for the laughs. We all need it. (I just saw a headline about monkey pox and I immediately thought, "Wow, Kathleen warned us about this mess.") .... PEACE to ALL.

[@jilllehmkuhl9930]

I love listening to the Pubcast while I get ready for work! Thanks for getting it out early, Paddles!! We appreciate you!

[@mikeflynn902]

Early Pub opening (2 weeks running) Space Camp was good for you Kathleen.

[@sheilettemiller8432]

Hey Mama Termite. Here in AL "Ain't no step to high for a high stepper" means there's nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it.

[@michaelulloa5366]

Thanks Kathleen another great time listening to your podcast

[@Jasper-77]

I'm catching up on episodes right now and I have actually laughed out loud several times so far. Thanks Mama Termite and Paddles for keeping things sane. Love from Canada.

[@michellealtrui3420]

Thank you Kathleen and Paddles you both make the word a better place. Peace

[@stephh3663]

Hey Termites, First off do we have some weird bot action going on here? and secondly, how many of you, like me, are pausing the pubcast to look up all the crazy cool stuff Kathleen shares with us? (i am NOT opening the links in posts that are not in English...sorry, might be fine but....maybe not)

[@DanSlaughter85]

Not to be nosey but what makes you think there is bots?

[@cousinchris802]

I believe you are correct regarding bots. They are not in English, which is no big deal but when translated seem like gibberish. Also, they usually have a link that includes ".Monster" and usually mention exercise and beauty. They don't seem problematic and the comments actually stimulate the channel's growth, just don't click the links. Edit: They seem to have been removed.

[@stephh3663]

The links all have the word monster in them . Some of the words translate to health stuff. I think they're ad bots

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

I am seeing similar posts all over youtube

[@angelafields8319]

Fattie represent here in VA - listening to the podcast a week late while eating Dolly Parton's creamy chocolate buttercream frosting with a spoon. It reminds me soooo much of my Granny's chocolate frosting and shes been gone 23 years. I AM cleaning and putting away laundry though, so I'll call it fortitude and keep on going. Thank you, Mama T and Paddles, for yet another wonderful pubcast.

[@kristenwhite2701]

Only on a Pubcast do you hear “Oh, there goes the lochness monster’s head”. Makes this far superior to all of the other comedian podcasts.

[@twilfits]

This bar none is the greatest podcast! I keep telling folks about it. Thanks Kathleen ❤

[@cousinchris802]

The pub is open early again so I can listen at work! Just don't tell my boss. Haha

[@ashleypierce2681]

I make my own white BBQ sauce... and its AMAZING!!!!... Mayo, Apple Cider Vinegar, cayenne pepper, and some honey to taste... DELICIOUS

[@patriciaboyer7431]

Good morning fellow termites

[@timglasby9277]

Kath, did you get the FLY FISHING book I left for you in 1000 Oaks? Thought the usher had a shifty look so wanted to make sure it got back to you. You're the best. Cheers & Beers, Tim G & Pam H.

[@kathleenmadigan]

Hey Tim! Yes, n thanks. Had the theatre mail it back home & need to open up the boxes. PS - love the "cheers & beers" comment. I'm using it :-)

[@timglasby9277]

@@kathleenmadigan People who attend my church add Queers to that rhyme. LOL

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Kathleen, in Hunstville there are both Arby's and Taco Bell original now vintage buildings still in operation. Takes me back to the 70's in Hollywood Florida

[@coledimon1968]

Hey Kathleen!! You are the funniest!! Thank you for being you! I know youve been to Augusta, GA. Did you ever stop in at T-Bonz? I used to work there and would, to this day, put their ranch on EVERYTHING gladly!💥💝

[@JC-uj3zj]

Lol.did Paddles just say "Crunk" if you're crazy and drunk... love it.

[@kathleenm5594]

Another early start to the PubCast 🥳🥳 #90🥳🥳🥳

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

West Virginia is southern home cooking. My Maw Maw used to make cat head biscuits cause they were as big as a cat's head.

[@jenniferhegerfeldt1177]

As a Native Hawaiian termite, I so appreciated the attempt at pronunciation! 'Olelo Hawai'i (Hawaiian language) is hard and you did great...and at least you tried! So many don't and it's kinda disrespectful to not even try to say the Hawaiian names. Mahalo nui loa and aloha from Moku o'Keawe (Hawai'i island)...love you, Mama Termite!!

[@MaryJoMamaJojo]

Kathleen and I are the same age and my 2 sons are in their 30s now. Sent my oldest to Space Camp in Huntsville Alabama in the late 1990s, and he learned a lot and had a great time. I'm from GA and was a bit leary of ALA (ironic, right?! LOL), but everyone was super nice!

[@WenbruReviews]

WAR EAGLE (RIP Jeanne Robertson)

[@angelafields8319]

I legit cried when I heard about her passing. But at least she's back with Left Brain. And hopefully no bats laying eggs in their hair.

[@LMB925]

You can find megalodon teeth at Venice beach in Florida. I knew a guy that used to scuba dive for them to sell. He would not get them every dive but pretty frequently. They are way more common than you'd think.

[@holymags2495]

Huntsville and the surrounding communities are very different politically from the rest of Alabama.

[@reneerichards6760]

Queen Termite, I think I may have a documentary you may like... Netflix “If I leave here tomorrow”, the lynryd skynyrd story. Very interesting and it wasn’t my type of music but the movie made me a fan. Thought I’d share.

[@sarahwithanhyouheathen3210]

Most of the fattest states are also the poorest states, because people eat cheap stuff like bread, corn, rice, pasta, etc. Lots of box food, shelf stable items with preservatives and whatnot. (I know this from experience.) You absolutely gain weight eating cheap carbohydrates and lots of empty calories while trying to stretch every dollar.

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

And lots of southern home cookin

[@Tobaccorhoda]

Lots of megalodon teeth found in the rivers around Charleston SC. I bought one for my kids for Christmas a couple of years ago.

[@dirkdiggler3350]

U of A university of Alberta is in Edmonton. And Momma Termiite I agree w u on the Basquiat movie, Bowie playing Warhol is thr best part

[@leewhite-graham753]

MT & Paddles, on FIRE!

[@KatieeJ77]

As a Huntsvillian…y’all can stop coming here!

[@valleygirl2530]

Uh oh I’m losing my mind. I listen to Kathleen and crack up - then I look up at the tv and get confused by the talking lady I’ve put on mute. Well it’s early and I’m without coffee. Time for espresso and milk.

[@zcvxs]

Cher released new video for new single.... Shes all vampired out in the new video...

[@lindapgolan7070]

So what's up for the 100th episode??? Fan supplied clips?? Paddles??

[@MaryJoMamaJojo]

PS here in GA Dukes is KING! My mama swore by it and wouldn't use anything else.

[@stephh3663]

Hey Mama K, remember the 'Carolina Treet' barbeque sauce for Memorial Day grilling! Delicious!

[@stephh3663]

WOOOOO HOOOOO, FIRE!

[@kathleenmadigan]

FIAHHHHHH

[@kristenwhite2701]

Always reminds me of one of my college roommates calmly walking out of the kitchen slowly saying “Oh my gawd, the oven is on fiyaa”

[@stephh3663]

Hey Mama K, I met this guy, years ago, at a place called Bennets Point, SC. (it's about 10 minutes by boat from Edisto). He would dive at the mouth of the Ashepoo River and find Megaladon Teeth often. HUGE! As big as my hand. I wish i had asked him for one...FYI, kind of dangerous diving, strong currents, little visibility.

[@kristenwhite2701]

Isn’t Megaladon a creature in one of the Godzilla vs movies? Wait, that was just Megalon. Close!

[@StopLitter]

San Jose weather is perfect.

[@debrastamp1398]

Hey, did you see the photo with John Daly wearing the skull pants! Very cool. Where did he get those? Yes, Boulder is beautiful, its now so crowded and expensive I could not live there again.

[@melissawilson5160]

I love the Pub cast so much fun and so informative..where else can you learn about monkey pox...lol

[@kathrynrobles3930]

Please please please put Florida on your travel consideration list!!!!! Golf golf golf!!!!!

[@robertpizza2310]

Hi K & P, Ms. here. 1) David Bowie was in Laberynth, not Never Ending Story. Both are great, serious childhood memories for me. Agree on: Road to Atlantis -so cool!, Dinosaur fossils= " It belongs in a museum!" Indiana Jones. Green Bay= Good City: It's an hour from Door County & 2 from Milwaukee & 3 from Madison + lots of tourism moula + NFL players live next door to you! I get it for some. BUT, K, you're right ,it needs some culture for more to do. Hobbit story, FAR OUT! :) Happy Memor. Wknd!

[@kristenwhite2701]

Read your mind wrong on what you think of when thinking of WV. I immediately shouted METH in your UPDATE voice.

[@StopLitter]

I do not think Paddles needs a mc breakfast to make her day!🐝

[@terrenetherapeutics]

Mattress Mack customers get double their purchase - $3k mattress gets the customer $6000

[@StopLitter]

You can't say what should be for sale in America. And, you do not have to tip. I do tip.🎶

[@notsoright.notsoleft.6958]

Mama Termite, just wanted you to know that Stevie Nick's concert is at the gorge in WA. You mentioned you didn't know where it was last week.

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Once while visiting Delaware, I went to the local Walmart, right in the front was a whole rack of no waist jeans🤣never heard of this being from Florida

[@susanharris4331]

Stay safe mama termite it sounds crazy out there

[@roxanngreenlee1203]

I will be at the show June 4th!

[@stephh3663]

Hey termites, does anyone know if Kathleen is taking the week off the pubcast, episode 91? If she is then 'goo 4 her'

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

She must but she usually does tell us🤷‍♀️

[@debbimaxwell2438]

Love you-love your podcast! FYI-that poor sherpa has estimated worth of 1-5 million!

[@suzimay79]

Vermont 4th on the skin list... yeah because it's so expensive to live here that we can't afford food.... just beer 🍺 😎

[@elizabethcollins8817]

Good morning ☕️☕️ from Atascadero, California 🌹

[@margaretdow8723]

Massachusetts lol They dont hang around with the people I hang around with.

[@walterbellaryan]

We need “helpful hamster” shirts!

[@connierempala1269]

What is the brand of the bacon ranch dip you like so much?

[@tondah]

Hey from St. Louis 🥰🥰

[@mikerichards779]

Love from Columbus Ohio ❤

[@WenbruReviews]

Those are all of those states you call, “Skip it” states. Coincidence ? I think now

[@WenbruReviews]

So, what do you think about the Cliffs of Mohr? How did that turn out so perfect… Just saying

[@StopLitter]

No, you get to keep!

[@WenbruReviews]

I’m so sorry, I sent a pic of those atomic red Cheetos…Checker looked at me like I was having a stroke. HOLY HELL

[@annamariedickerson9759]

Bowie is in a few movies 🎬 Labrinth and the Elephant man etc and you should watch Netflix documentary about yellow stone and murder and the beginning of serial killers and cults and people disappeared etc

[@cherihelms637]

Okay, I hate correcting people, but David Bowie was not in the Neverending story, he was in Labyrinth. Paddles your supposed to be the fact checker! 😂

[@kathleenmadigan]

I would have 2 Google both of those movies, but I’ll be sure 2 let Paddles know that you’ve corrected her.

[@suziemills2201]

Didn’t care for the bacon ranch. 10.00! But love their other sauces

[@kristenwhite2701]

Did the comparison of cheap airlines to homeless people fighting over shopping carts just pop into your head or have you been using it for a while? Great analogy. My mind really blown if that was just part of your derailed train of thought. 🤣 Make sure it’s in your Denver taping.

[@WenbruReviews]

Alabama sounds a little scary…

[@kathleenmadigan]

I luv it.

[@LMB925]

Indiana, Kentucky and West Virginia get fat because of the social aspect and types of home cooking. I live in Sarasota, but was born in IN city that borders small town KY and grew up going to WV to visit family. It's all fried food and sitting on your butt for months. Also lots of pot lucks. It's not restaurant food. It's family food cooked in lots of lard. I think KY has the best BBQ in the country. I love bbq mutton with German rye bread. Henderson KY has a restaurant called Thompson's bbq. Get the bbq there. Best ever. I think all the old ppl throw off the fat numbers in Florida.

[@stellafierce9848]

😢We are asking the same questions about the Pirates. The fielding reminds you of little league games. Several areas of concern- utility players not settling into one position to gain skill, holding onto players that should be sent down etc. It will be a long summer for Pirate fans.😞.

[@stephh3663]

The traffic in Raleigh Durham SUCKS balls

[@cathyruoff347]

BOOM!

[@GGsInterests]

ou are a wonder!!!

[@annamariedickerson9759]

The children for instagram pictures and party 🥳

[@WVMandy16]

West Virginia termite here….I wish we were fat because we had amazing food. Not my experience. I would guess it has more to do with being such a poor state and so many families having to live off of spaghetti, mac n cheese, potatoes etc.

[@StopLitter]

I from California and moved east. Seeing people use gravy with fries. Ugh. Catsup only.🔇

[@margaretanglade5293]

1867 IS after the war. It ended in 1865...this bland little fact is brought to you by "My Very Tired Brain", a tiny little division of TooMuchTimeOnMyHands, Inc....hehehe...

[@cameronjournal]

Uh......Better Cheddars are clutch AF

[@lovebeer5691]

‘Boulder a little pricey’!?! I’ve lived in metro Denver from bo doke KS over 35+ years, Boulder is overrated and yes ridiculously overpriced 🙄🤪

[@StopLitter]

The poorer the state the fatter. Lots of fast food and chips. Probably more red states.🎺

[@joangaming4347]

👍🏻

[@kristenwhite2701]

Only took 16 minutes to get to “first of all”

[@BubbaStaines]

I'm in love with you.

[@naomicampagne3775]

A lot of art selling for millions is nothing more than money laundering.🤑

[@StopLitter]

You do not have to be born in a state to run for anything. Just a resident of so many years. 🔇

[@Charbenaro]

Plz go on the KZbin first we feast hot ones.

[@annamariedickerson9759]

Yeah paying people for the promotion well goes to athletes not real people doing the everyday 🙄

[@loganradercole1586]

When are you going to buy paddles a mic?!?! Instead of her shouting from the background! #justiceforpaddles

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Paddles is very camera and mic shy, likes giving the illusion of being in a pub, having to yell to be heard

[@kathleenmadigan]

She's got 2 mics avail, just doesn't wanna be mic'ed up. We're 90 episodes in & it's allllll good just the way it is.

[@kristenwhite2701]

@@debrahelmlinger6256 I think she would make a good heckler with some of the stuff she shouts. Would love to hear “that’s good math for you” coming from the front row. Many of us thought it. Good thing comments are allowed here.

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Yeah, you can always tell who the new termites are🤣

[@moore.k9028]

If you haven’t noticed, she doesn’t need one. 😂😉