Keegan Michael Key's BEST Character - Coach Hines - Threats Compilation - MadTV

Compilation of every threat made by Coach Hines

[@JGO707]

"I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but I will make you Caucasian"

[@terranceporter2644]

@6:50 Mark. Lol.

[@JanetStarChild]

One of the quirks of Coach Hines that I find both entertaining and charming is that he never cusses profanities, but instead, comes up with creative, child-friendly alternatives like _"Son of a mother duck!"_ Of course, such a well-mannered effort is negated by his graphic death threats.

[@vanessamurphy4667]

Yup. Exactly.

[@brettcolbert9756]

Out of all the Mad TV characters, Coach Hines has always been my favorite. I wished that Keegan did a Coach Hines sketch on Key and Peele. Keegan should REALLY create a Coach Hines show.

[@kingartison]

Brett Colbert it was a episode where he changed his name An revealed he inherited money

[@lennisefuller3721]

Brett Colbert😂😂 Totally

[@turblown]

@@kingartison Yeah his name is actually Heinz like the ketchup and he was working at the school cuz he was bored lol

[@shanedaviau9331]

Thier is too many good characters to pick from don't forget will sasso he has great characters.

[@Heirllionaire]

dyu realize that the Substitute Teacher IS Coach Hines

[@cprovino]

"I won't be creative about it" Keegan Michael Key is a genius!

[@alexhall7123]

“I’ll just pay the consequences “

[@jermainelovell7875]

“I swear this chalk is going up your nose and out your finger, and that’s IMPOSSIBLE” 😂😂

[@ftbbalic]

I love that Bobby Lee is just cracking up every skit hahaha 😂

[@jaimecakesme]

Coach Hines for president 2020.

[@BoostedDeere]

Jaime B. -make America crazy again 😂

[@GrandViceroy]

He has my vote. 😂

[@kensalazar5066]

They can't handle Trump, who is at least civil, they'd go even crazier with coach Hines, b fun to watch, count me in...lol

[@jeremysolomon7791]

Darn right!

[@MachineGunMouth]

@@kensalazar5066 trump is civil??? That illiterate, fat dumbfuck is everything but civil...

[@kosta-rica7753]

I have never seen comedy genius like this anywhere else. Can watch this over and over again. Unbelievable Talent.

[@oneworld500]

Yeah you nailed it!

[@twinmelken2015]

I do watch it over and over

[@TheDarryl76]

"Here is the airport security and the BEEPER(high pitched voice)just went off!!" Lol

[@SteveAHenning]

His voice goes above anything that can be registered haha

[@bennyboyyy8008]

No his voice kinda cracked lol

[@DBSites]

I lose it there & when he does the “Beep Beep Be Be BeBeBeBeBeBeBeBeBeBeBeBeBeBeBe Oh look at that, a jugular berry. SIGGASAISA!”

[@BillRalens]

can't deny that Mr Hines knows his anatomy.

[@Arz2003]

"Alphabetical order mass murder" LOL!

[@alextv8975]

2:18. That's exactly the one that gets me every time!!!!

[@alexhall7123]

That’s my absolute favorite coach Hines threat

[@joshuajames3763]

Gets me everytime!

[@donaldwashington3418]

Coach Hines should have his own movie 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@alexhall7123]

Needs to be on key and peele at least

[@Theideaman]

Signature line..."I will set you on fire🔥"😂🤣

[@Phsoco]

Bobby Lee breaking character for 12 minutes straight

[@anneleeklein3283]

Most of the things he says, I use in a daily conversation. He is my spirit animal 😂😂

[@hhjm26]

I swear this character made laugh so hard everytime the whole show was the best they should have reruns of Mad TV shows for real!!!!!!!!they were all hilarious to the extreme😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@bp8365]

*DAMMIT YAMANASHI*

[@nelsonbernett8370]

i admire the other actors for not losing it during those scenes... i'm pissing my pants laughing and they remained almost straight faced hahaha

[@marissawolff8491]

Well, minus Bobby Lee. He couldn't keep a straight in most of these sketches.

[@IntergalacticInterviews]

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME BRO?" I seriously can't get over how good that is lol -ii

[@POTFULLOFGREEN]

never seen these vids with such good quality...

[@ezrabrooks12]

Coach Hines was FUNNY AS HELL!!!

[@coreyondavis6032]

hail mary full of bullets, jeez hines XD

[@sorenkarna2619]

Coach Hines' gesture for asserting dominance: *Lifts foot over head

[@kmono0420]

How everybody could keep straight faces, I’ll never know. I’d be laughing my ass off the entire time.

[@ryanmcglade8955]

Coach Hines you so historical man they should make a show of his own to make me laugh so hard

[@reginalddavis7578]

“You got a new name now, Hail Mary full of bullets, how ‘bout that?!” LMBO!!

[@delljohnson3655]

I will put 6 tons of yellow bus up that Prius 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FKDMRYT]

"son of a mothers lover" 😂😂

[@c.galindo9639]

Lmao. Coach Hines is so damn hilarious. How Keegan Michael Key made such an outrageous character is just so crazy and fitting for his comedic talent it shows how insane he is in creativity

[@ntandosekay]

"Ring around your neck! " "Son of the mother's lover!" 🤣💯👏

[@dunmegatate5778]

Mad tv has the best sketches!

[@JamesASharp]

Keegan Michael-Key is a Mad TV legend.

[@lennisefuller3721]

😂😂😂😂I FREAKIN LOVE THIS GUY!!...Can Watch Him All Day, But Would Probably Die From Laughter😂😂😂😂...They Should Bring This Show Back On TV Too❤❤

[@707zacbuster]

7:24 that fucking jump/skip to my lou had me tears🤣🤣

[@pero9254]

the compound bow part at 5:45 gets me every damn time.

[@chriscraven9335]

"Do NOT think that will not suplex you!"

[@michael88h]

love how the principal is always trying to tell them he dosent mean it lol

[@HjCrawford]

😂😂😂

[@bifftop_johnny]

What are YOU laughing at Hanley?!?!?!? I swear this chalks' going up your nose and OUT your FINGER. And that's IMPOSSIBLE (Leg kick) XD

[@crispi94]

I died hahaha

[@nothankyou9069]

*crawls over kid* SON OF A MOTHERS LOVER

[@apatheticallyconcerned6574]

We need teachers like him in schools again...and I'm not even kidding.

[@CorpHickLV426]

“My name is Coach Hines, and I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!“

[@schuylercolley5920]

So I'm guessin I haven't been up on mad TV cuz I done seen every key and peele episode but have been newly annointed by the devine existence of coach Hines lmao 😂

[@MiniMan68]

"You know what I see in there, Old Lady after the game, parking lot Shot in the head."

[@JetMags]

"... I'm gonna turn you upside down and take a potato peeler to your ankle"

[@mskochergirl]

“I am gonna remove your duodenum”.. lol 😂

[@707zacbuster]

7:24 that fucking jump/skip to my lou had me in tears🤣🤣🤣

[@jay-b1223]

Skip to my lou 😂😂😂😂

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

Y’know he actually has decent knowledge of human anatomy

[@sameaster5150]

The sword sharpening, damn that hit me big time!

[@tweepy123]

His leg kicks! Omg his yells! His wide eyes! Such an extreme character! 😂

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

Coach Hines is how I wish I can deal with everyone I know.

[@johnnystevens2587]

love mad tv never gets old .

[@macgyverade]

The way he says yamanashi 😂😂 ..yamanashi always laughing lmao and at 7:23 lmao what type of question was that and the reaction after 😂

[@abdulazizalhothi3947]

Damn Keegan is so damn talented..

[@bernardpoon4106]

Son of a BRICK!!!

[@oneworld500]

"All three of you after school triple murder" lmao

[@pepethefrog6809]

This guy been threatening to kill people with pencils. John Wick took the tip. Now I wanna see John Wick cutting somebody in half with the edge of a coin.

[@nickwelcher4886]

all I got to say is wow so funny it never gets old

[@mikeman42986]

XD..."iam gonna make u gentleman outa ya even if it means cramming the class up ur browny guns with my foot" gold for sure

[@KingRudy10]

sit down or I'll set ya on fire!

[@mooncrystal1996]

Coach Hines is a straight-up ass gangsta!

[@brianlien1528]

LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS

[@gsddame]

How do they all keep it together.

[@adatrixia1]

The principal is the cherry on top with these skits lmao “he didn’t mean it”

[@jayer117]

"Did you just call me, bro?"

[@maureentuohy8672]

Oh my. I haven’t laughed this hard in decades!

[@judytripp2914]

Bobby lee broke character and snickered! Hilarious!

[@vanmoody]

He reminds me of Matt Foley, one of Chris Farley's characters, as far as his voice goes.

[@giottigiotti1087]

Van PastorMan sounds like him at times. All good though. They both are insanely hilarious.. in some gym shorts down by the river.

[@giottigiotti1087]

Fart chimney. Beauty!

[@charmdianafrancisdavis7326]

Mad tv I love Coach Hines he’s my favorite person 😂😂😂😂😂

[@acewilliams7917]

Lol!!!😅 Coach Hines: Legolas, Legolas, Legolas, Legolas!!!!

[@yengcreation2900]

He taught John Wick how to kill with a fucking pencil.

[@jahjr92aka187]

Coach Hines and Coach do dirty would be a hell of a coaching combo

[@watchandjewelryloft4713]

PSA: Don't watch this while eating or drinking. 😂🤣😂😂😂

[@Maxbps88]

Best Line = "You will be dead and buried...Before the Amber Alert goes out!"

[@isaacfuentez8610]

Lmao! "Ring around your throaty" "Son of a Bbbrickkk!"

[@alecmorris7979]

Kane already set JR on fire once... WHY HASN'T COACH HINES DONE IT YET?!?!?

[@nicknicknick6719]

7:25😂🤣😂 that leap

[@marshallposey2063]

What a great comedian

[@crockerakahops90sjumpmantexas]

Back when TV shows was great.

[@sylvias190]

coach seems to be a little bit of a pyro lol

[@kingartison]

Sylvia Silas flames are fun An pretty

[@ashypharaoh8407]

The anatomical references are amazing lol

[@sebastiansepulveda3088]

"I am gonna remove your duodenum" 😂😂

[@ashypharaoh8407]

@@sebastiansepulveda3088 "There's your optic nerve and spinal cord, vertebrae C2" lmao

[@bigsassyster]

Coach Hines is my favorite Keegan Michael Key's characters....which is saying a lot.

[@devonhowe8840]

i dont know how but i will MAKE you caucasian

[@mercuryrising4939]

8:58 "I'm gonna put a whole diction Ticonderoga factory in your neck!" Hmm, Coach Hines has class...Those were some good ass pencils tho!

[@hectorespericueta3124]

Best coach ever haha

[@HiphopRelated]

lmao, the fall at 9:45 looks unscripted and went straight to improv...."who put that there?!?!"

[@alessandraleigh9919]

Dont you mean “who put dat der”

[@ryanmcglade8955]

I'm gonna make it hell on earth!

[@OccidentalExpression]

Keegan Michael Key is one hell of an actor

[@jess142]

What if Coach Hines babysat Stuart and Dot?

[@NJGuy1973]

He'd put cleats up their fart chimneys.

[@maiseanshammahn9678]

😀

[@koryesslinger1226]

Bobby Lee trying to stay in character is even better

[@crockerakahops90sjumpmantexas]

Laugh again young lady and I'll set you on 🔥 fire😂😂😂that girl was cute.

[@salsasoul4112]

7:23-7:40 Bwahahaaaa!!!!! That jump. Lolololol!!!!!!

[@patswazy8713]

"you put down that magazine or i swear im gonna tear those leg braces off and shove em down your throght" lmao ;)

[@oryaneadie6613]

I’ll be the first to say it THIS GENERATION IS NOT RESDY FOR COACH HINES TO SENSITIVE CAUSE THIS MAN IS BRILLIANT

[@maga-wu1sj]

Still LMAO from watching this year's ago😂😂😂

[@coreyondavis6032]

i feel like the actors could not hold in their laughs

[@nyc914]

Hahaha aww man what would it have been like to witness Coach Hines meeting Mr. Garvey

[@elithelonewolf2677]

I Laughed so hard when he tripped😂😂😂😂

[@marissawolff8491]

"Okay, you know what? Who put that there?"

[@bonn1771]

did you just called me bro.... my favorite of all time

[@honestyj.820]

yamanachi 😂😂😂

[@CoreyCrafty]

10:15 greatest one!! lmao

[@vikeightEsix]

SESAIISSSSSSSS!

[@AbdiPianoChannel]

@6:45 Bobby lee is having hard time not to laugh