Keep Farts Funny

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Meredith's Miracles Colon Cancer Foundation

Meredith's Miracles Colon Cancer Foundation

8 жыл бұрын

#KeepFartsFunny! Help us spread the word about the warning signs of colon cancer - the 2nd leading cause of cancer death in the US, but also one of the most preventable.
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Frequent gas and bloating may be possible symptoms of colon cancer. Know the warning signs - at any age. Let's all do our part in the effort to Keep Farts Funny.
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@russs7574
@russs7574 2 жыл бұрын
I don't care if I'm 65 and come off like an 8 year old. You can't go wrong with fart humor.
@Jen-fr4sd
@Jen-fr4sd Жыл бұрын
I once had a boyfriend who in the early part of the relationship was very polite and so was I. Unfortunately I have Irritable bowel syndrome and my intestines are too fart happy,which put a damper on dating. I had tried different products over the counter, etc.. One night my then boyfriend was walking through my house and I had an uncontrollable fart, that was oddly high pitched. Poor guy, he already had PTSD from serving in the Gulf war. He became so startled that he turned around trying to figure out what caused the noise. I was so embarrassed and explained that it was me passing gas. Well, that took care of our politeness!!🤓☺️
@kepcar
@kepcar Жыл бұрын
I'm 58 and I just cut one
@peachypie8018
@peachypie8018 Жыл бұрын
Never trust a fart when you're over 40...I'm well over 40 and I think farts are funny except in a lift....
@user-hs7hz1io1e
@user-hs7hz1io1e Жыл бұрын
So true about lifts, made worse if its express to higher floors & almost full to capacity / multiple "tunes".
@kevinschipma4409
@kevinschipma4409 Жыл бұрын
your damn right russ!
@chromanicmadness
@chromanicmadness 4 жыл бұрын
My grandfather farted all the time. When I was a kid, we were in line at a busy grocery store, he farted very loudly and with a serious face said "you should be ashamed of yourself, doing that in front of all these people"
@lana-kp5jk
@lana-kp5jk 2 жыл бұрын
lol omg i can't stop laughing holy shit xd my grandfather doing that all the time and telling other that i did it
@haseena7147
@haseena7147 2 жыл бұрын
, 😆😆😆😆😁😁😁😁
@AnkitSingh-es6zu
@AnkitSingh-es6zu 2 жыл бұрын
He was dominated fartiater
@KSMUJAWAR
@KSMUJAWAR 2 жыл бұрын
And my also grandmother do same thing But my grandmother is passed away 😴😢
@Xero-th6bh
@Xero-th6bh 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!! Grandparents are hilarious 😂
@yipe222
@yipe222 2 жыл бұрын
The last one with the dog just staring at him is iconic.
@rogeredwarrddeshon5000
@rogeredwarrddeshon5000 Жыл бұрын
My dear late Aunt owned a Boxer named 'Butch' and this breed is apparently bad for farting. He used to sit under the dining table and was well until the noxious pong. My Aunt would say, "Butch, leave the room" and he'd leave with the amount of tai he had tucked down. I always laughed.
@neumoi3324
@neumoi3324 Жыл бұрын
I do too. And my mom leaves the room 😂😂😂
@user-hs7hz1io1e
@user-hs7hz1io1e Жыл бұрын
Made me laugh. Now this dog in a lift...
@christophersmith9237
@christophersmith9237 Жыл бұрын
*Guide Dog (disgusted):* Oh, Hell NO!!! You'd better not lay the blame on me for that fart! 😡
@youreverydaysaltyiowastate5602
@youreverydaysaltyiowastate5602 11 ай бұрын
He looks like Alan from the Hangover
@shortchange26
@shortchange26 Жыл бұрын
I had a new female acquaintance over and we were laughing at our stupid jokes and I let one go. She says "I am so glad you did that" and let's out one of her own. We've been married 11 years now.
@brianbrewer2909
@brianbrewer2909 Жыл бұрын
So it was love at first fart? 😅
@ogre2249
@ogre2249 Жыл бұрын
To find someone who shares your "Interests" is priceless!!
@ogre2249
@ogre2249 Жыл бұрын
She's a keeper!!!
@timothybruneau4173
@timothybruneau4173 10 ай бұрын
What a beautiful story :-)
@fixedit8689
@fixedit8689 9 ай бұрын
My ex wife was young (20). We just purchased a house and it was sparely furnished and everything echoed especially the bathroom with its tiled surfaces. She went potty in the morning while I laid in bed. She thought I was still asleep and she let one rip. I yelled out “I heard that”. She yelled back “oh my god, I’m going to kill you”. She came running back and started play hitting me saying she was so embarrassed and I’m laughing uncontrollably saying all kinds of things like, I went deaf it was so loud. The bowl probably cracked. Shook the whole house. Ah the good old days and the good times of young love. Sadly we needed up apart
@rhpicayune
@rhpicayune 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t care what anyone says this is funny I’m 53 and still laugh like a six-year-old over these!!! 😂😆🤣
@13bgunbunny42
@13bgunbunny42 4 жыл бұрын
I'm 56 and I got tears from laughing at the comments :-D
@jennifer1980
@jennifer1980 4 жыл бұрын
rhpicayune LOL check out my KZbin channel, it’s all good ole farts 💨
@13bgunbunny42
@13bgunbunny42 4 жыл бұрын
@@jennifer1980 😁👍
@jameswatsonatheistgamer
@jameswatsonatheistgamer 4 жыл бұрын
38 and I still laugh at farts. The wind in the willows is deadly.
@johngullo9420
@johngullo9420 4 жыл бұрын
65 and still farting. The original form of social distancing.
@AlterMann61636
@AlterMann61636 5 жыл бұрын
You know it's bad when even the dog is looking at you like: "Dude.... Really?"
@rydag11
@rydag11 4 жыл бұрын
Dog’s probably thinking “you better not blame that on me buster”
@marshallmcdowell3369
@marshallmcdowell3369 4 жыл бұрын
That kid just smooth stepped to the left🤣🤣
@joshd.godfroy4761
@joshd.godfroy4761 4 жыл бұрын
The dog!🤣🤣🤣🤣 the long goodbye
@balasmj
@balasmj 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't notice it before.. THANK YOUUU 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cultfan5227
@cultfan5227 3 жыл бұрын
Now THAT'S funny !
@Melanie-bm7vh
@Melanie-bm7vh 3 жыл бұрын
My friend cut a fart so loud & so long in Walmart that people came laughing from other isles to see who/what it was. This then caused several employees to come see what was going on. We are still laughing about it to this day...
@beaufighter245
@beaufighter245 2 жыл бұрын
Walmart, never fails to bring comedy to shopping 🤣
@ryanewing6069
@ryanewing6069 2 жыл бұрын
I did that at Walmart one time as well and the lady at the jewelry counter called security on me for doing that.... apparently she didn't think it was funny lol....my cousin and I couldn't stop laughing
@brandonginsburg3120
@brandonginsburg3120 Жыл бұрын
@@ryanewing6069 Too bad you didn't reply, "No need to make a big stink about it"
@ryanewing6069
@ryanewing6069 Жыл бұрын
@@brandonginsburg3120 shoot I should have said something like that lol 😂
@ianhill4585
@ianhill4585 Жыл бұрын
The man in a cafe needing to really let rip, there's music playing,so he thinks ,"when the music's really loud I'll let go",so he did, a real rip roarer. Then he realised the masking music was coming from his head phones ------ and everyone had heard him.........
@skrat5
@skrat5 3 жыл бұрын
What’s really funny is when you fart in one room and someone comes in from another room and says “Did you call me?”😂
@TheFieryRider
@TheFieryRider 3 жыл бұрын
You win 😁
@carrie14u2nv
@carrie14u2nv 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@SillyBarefooter
@SillyBarefooter 2 жыл бұрын
That comment is more funnier than the entire video. You got my eyes all watery just from reading that.
@unknownwolf4046
@unknownwolf4046 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheFieryRider elevator one tell they had fart machine squeezer
@yellowwoodstraveler
@yellowwoodstraveler 2 жыл бұрын
I farted in bed once and my cat came running from the other room, meowing interrogatively😂
@fuffoon
@fuffoon 7 жыл бұрын
The Horn of Jericho...laughing so hard I'm pushing out the long goodbye.
@tylerbuckley7409
@tylerbuckley7409 6 жыл бұрын
fuffoon its alias is the angel who spoke fart
@jimmymackinnon8474
@jimmymackinnon8474 6 жыл бұрын
Gurpal Singh You’re an embarrassment to God and Jesus.
@emt5330
@emt5330 6 жыл бұрын
I laughed at the long goodbye and the horn of Jericho came out
@davidfreestone5239
@davidfreestone5239 6 жыл бұрын
Dont bring religion into this !
@thehorror7135
@thehorror7135 5 жыл бұрын
as long as it doesn't end up with a Regretful Hello
@thomasblackwell9507
@thomasblackwell9507 6 жыл бұрын
He forgot "Silent but Deadly".
@YassinAbbadi
@YassinAbbadi 6 жыл бұрын
:'''''''D
@suiteypies
@suiteypies 5 жыл бұрын
rofl!!!!!
@Berchol
@Berchol 5 жыл бұрын
Thomas Blackwell The Ninja lol
@YoshiIsCool1
@YoshiIsCool1 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha OOOMMMGGGG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-
@-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- 5 жыл бұрын
you'd have to enable closed captioning for that.
@banderas2701
@banderas2701 3 жыл бұрын
I'm 60 and I still laugh when the ketchup bottle farts.
@chiefs1992
@chiefs1992 2 жыл бұрын
yep
@AB-vc7ox
@AB-vc7ox Жыл бұрын
its fun to do that on purpose at restaurants.
@robanderson473
@robanderson473 8 ай бұрын
Yer darn tootin'! 😂
@Alex-ft1df
@Alex-ft1df Ай бұрын
Same
@deplorabledave1048
@deplorabledave1048 2 жыл бұрын
I cleared half a classroom with a mexican food fart once in San Diego. We disrupted a serious class for a good while with our uncontrolled laughter. I had my 15 minutes of fame! :D
@Alex-ft1df
@Alex-ft1df 4 ай бұрын
Lol, nice, my mom once stunk me and my step-dad out of the room from her smelly bad fart from eating a faheta burrito and so no more of that for her cause it gives her bad gas.
@alphagt62
@alphagt62 4 ай бұрын
My 3 year old niece blasted us out of the room! It stank like an old hobo! She laughed, thought it was funny.
@kraziesinner22
@kraziesinner22 20 күн бұрын
I once had deviled eggs before work some years ago. The smell from the fart was so bad they almost called extermination and cleared everyone out of the office. I owned up to my boss but instead of reprimanding me, laughed his ass off for an hour. Wasn’t as embarrassing as I thought it would be.
@johngullo9420
@johngullo9420 4 жыл бұрын
Farts. The most effective form of social distancing.
@susanlbk
@susanlbk 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Your comment has me dying 🤣🤣🤣
@mickaldclifford3262
@mickaldclifford3262 3 жыл бұрын
Yup. Cropdusters Unite!
@unknownwolf4046
@unknownwolf4046 3 жыл бұрын
@@mickaldclifford3262 I noticed the dog at the end 😂😂😂
@BloodyRoses666
@BloodyRoses666 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 😂
@brandonstahlecker
@brandonstahlecker Жыл бұрын
😂
@fredflintstone1109
@fredflintstone1109 5 жыл бұрын
Frequent farts might be cancer?! Oh, man. I've been deceased for years.
@katybrennan8222
@katybrennan8222 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! I had colon cancer and I farted like crazy. Almost died of it, sepsis and respiratory failure. No joke!!! I still fart and I'm still fighting cancer, round 2. Funny til cancer happens.
@donny6085
@donny6085 4 жыл бұрын
I get checked every 2 years for colon cancer
@EctoBuzz
@EctoBuzz 4 жыл бұрын
Oh well... Yabba dabba doo!
@daisystanley7103
@daisystanley7103 4 жыл бұрын
fred me too....hahahahahahaha
@jannellecox3202
@jannellecox3202 4 жыл бұрын
You and Barney both huh ? !!
@bazzmcfury9550
@bazzmcfury9550 Жыл бұрын
Confession- I parted with a camp gas cooker (quiet hissing, deep burning sensation) in a supermarket. I knew In a heart beat that the odor was gunna be worse than an outdoor fish processing plant in the height of summer, so...I stared hard at the innocent women next to me, with a look of disgust on my face. The busy isle bought it. If your that lady reading this, my heart felt apology.
@davideldridge9895
@davideldridge9895 3 жыл бұрын
1:00 That dog's like, "You motherf^&*er, do you know how sharp my sense of smell is?"
@kanchansharma8550
@kanchansharma8550 2 жыл бұрын
Omg!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@constantdvdcollector
@constantdvdcollector 3 ай бұрын
Now…why did I hear that in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice???
@barefoot191
@barefoot191 4 жыл бұрын
The nuns sitting in the church scene at the beginning brings back fond memories of my childhood. I attended catholic grade school and we were all assembled in the church for first Friday prayers when someone in my row let loose with a massive fart. Sitting on the those wooden benches made the sound kind of rumble then echo. We all lost it and cracking up to no end causing the entire class to be held after school and lectured on the lack of respect shown to God that day. This one clown raised his hand and when allowed to speak he said something about how true an old Chinese proverb was stating that whoever farts in church surely has to sit in own pew. We lost it again and the one nun lifted him out of his chair by his ear. Needless to say we went the entire following week without being allowed recess after lunch. As I sit back many years later and still laugh when thinking about it, it was surely worth the punishments.
@kimberlyv1205
@kimberlyv1205 4 жыл бұрын
OMG, I'm sitting here at 11:30 at night, laughing my ass off at this. It know the exact rumble and echo you're talking about! Good times.
@Vikash_Singh93
@Vikash_Singh93 4 жыл бұрын
I am laughing so hard at this! whoever you are sir you've had nice school days.
@emedel5772
@emedel5772 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the best fart I never did in church. I too went to catholic school in elementary and we were assigned one of those flimsy school supplies colored cardboard folders with the tangs in the middle. We put all the printed sheets with the song lyrics inside them and during mass we had to have them open and sing along. As I sat there with my folder open on my lap, the flimsy cardboard cover was stuck curved against the wooden pew seat...and then it slid open all the way skipping against the wooden seat. It made the sound of cardboard skipping across a wooden bench. To everyone else around me it sounded like a very loud fart. Everyone giggled and laughed as they turned to look at me. I couldn't help but laugh too because it was the loudest fart in church I've never done. Its like those leather chair farts I also get credit for :)
@michaelgaynor6866
@michaelgaynor6866 4 жыл бұрын
I was knelt next to a lady waiting on Communion, as Father gave her wafer,she held on to railing and went to stand up she let out this horrendous fart.
@flipflop7720
@flipflop7720 4 жыл бұрын
I've got tears running down me face at this comment, I can see it happening , thank you that's cheered me up no end 😂😂😂
@bellablue9520
@bellablue9520 5 жыл бұрын
The dog's reaction at the end. PRICELESS!! Sounds like a buzzing bee. 😂😂😂
@russs7574
@russs7574 Жыл бұрын
I had an uncle who was probably lactose intolerant (he passed away in the 80's, back when the term wasn't used...it was just "milk doesn't agree with me."), but he loved his ice cream. One day, a couple hours after he had a bowl, he was sitting in his recliner and let out a "silent but deadly." His dog was laying beside the chair, looked up at him, got up and went down the basement. Till the day he passed away, we never let him forget it.
@LFC626
@LFC626 Жыл бұрын
but who farted
@Alex-ft1df
@Alex-ft1df 4 ай бұрын
Buzzing bee indeed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😆 xdd with that fart I bet he can fool the real thing into thinking that he's a bee.
@Alex-ft1df
@Alex-ft1df 4 ай бұрын
It was the man who farted.
@Thorpex1960
@Thorpex1960 8 ай бұрын
I'm 62 and even now fart humour still gets me giggling like a kid
@13bgunbunny46
@13bgunbunny46 3 жыл бұрын
The dog's reaction to *The Long Goodbye* made me laugh hard enough to cry. :'-D
@hildeschmid8400
@hildeschmid8400 Жыл бұрын
I almost wet my pants😂😂
@zacharyvanoostenrijk93
@zacharyvanoostenrijk93 7 жыл бұрын
the dog's reaction to the long goodbye lmao
@zagorith14
@zagorith14 6 жыл бұрын
Zachary Van Oostenrijk Dog: "Don't you dare blame that on me..."
@hotmama9772
@hotmama9772 6 жыл бұрын
Zachary Van Oostenrijk lol and the boy slid over real smooth lol
@brettemig4446
@brettemig4446 6 жыл бұрын
Zachary Van Oostenrijk the rolling tunder sounds more like someone farting in tin can 😂
@themightymeowmeows7349
@themightymeowmeows7349 6 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite!
@TheConorsmithusa
@TheConorsmithusa 6 жыл бұрын
Zachary Van Oostenrijk Exactly what I was thinking.... priceless 😂
@ericdelf
@ericdelf 4 жыл бұрын
A friend played the tuba in the army. One night laying on his on his bunk he put it to his arse, farted and produced a beautiful note and had his mates rolling about. He left the army 2 weeks later. When they told his successor who took over his tuba he washed it out with antiseptic..
@Alex-ft1df
@Alex-ft1df Ай бұрын
Bet it went plarrrrrp when he farted in it didn't it.
@Alex-ft1df
@Alex-ft1df Ай бұрын
Ah, musical instruments are the only thing that you can play not just with your mouth but also your behind too. 😂😂😂😂😂 😆 🤣 xdd.
@StormkoopaCV03
@StormkoopaCV03 3 жыл бұрын
The long goodbye was hilarious. The dog is like 'really?'
@unknownwolf4046
@unknownwolf4046 2 жыл бұрын
I seen evaluator ones alot its funny guy does it Jack Vale
@gordondahle7583
@gordondahle7583 2 жыл бұрын
My dad let out a big one at a family gathering. Everyone was looking at him, but he knew how to make the best of an awkward moment by painfully saying, “Ouch!”😆
@cathylarkins9949
@cathylarkins9949 Жыл бұрын
Giggles
@mohansoren2085
@mohansoren2085 Жыл бұрын
Elder people always fart harder😆😆
@marcschmidt7846
@marcschmidt7846 Жыл бұрын
Was it Mianus or Uranus?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@linato1855
@linato1855 Жыл бұрын
I let go of one in a store and it turned out a very quiet one. I couldn’t breathe…. I moved away even though no one was there but, it kept on following me around! My hubby caught up with me, took a breath and asked “what the hell?” I have since learned to look innocent. 🤭 😷
@keiarahjohnston9887
@keiarahjohnston9887 Жыл бұрын
😂...that just struck me so funny.. Can't stop thinking about it and I'm still laughing.
@deanevangelista6359
@deanevangelista6359 6 жыл бұрын
I'm 57 and have exhibited those symptoms since I was born.
@dennissalamone5794
@dennissalamone5794 6 жыл бұрын
lmao
@bluelady4183
@bluelady4183 6 жыл бұрын
Dean Evangelista pmsl😂😂😂😂😂😂💨💨💨💨
@celtisafricana4984
@celtisafricana4984 6 жыл бұрын
Ditto! Over the years I've been labelled "superhuman", a "war criminal", "alien"... even "gifted" 😂😂😂
@aaronlee762
@aaronlee762 6 жыл бұрын
Then you've been surviving cancer for 57 years, sir.
@bruno640
@bruno640 6 жыл бұрын
Aaron Lee: And indeed he has, but I can beat his-luck, at 66 years. I know what y' mean, though. I just take it a bit lighter than some. And before anyone says: "You just don't understand!"? Believe me, I do: My Sister lost her fight with the cancer, when she was the same age as myself, now. It runs in my family. We all gotta die some day, just try NOT to make it from something stupidly-preventable, if possible at all...?
@jasonayres
@jasonayres 2 жыл бұрын
My grandmother had this unfortunate habit of having a sneezing fit, which was only interrupted by my mother saying to us, "Wait for it.." Sure enough, after sneezing 3 or 4 times, Nanna would always finish with (what I can now call) "The Spanish Wind".
@wondery6693
@wondery6693 Жыл бұрын
The funniest fart I ever heard was my neighbors father setting at the table while eating. It started out as this high pitch just like the cartoon sound of a bomb dropping followed perfectly by the big loud one. We laughed so hard. The most amazing sounding fart ever.
@taragalvan6334
@taragalvan6334 3 жыл бұрын
I was in tears. She started to give them names. I’m still wiping the tears. Even the dog outed his owner. ROTFLMBO
@cchamming3686
@cchamming3686 3 жыл бұрын
Also just note that farting often can be an issue with diet, stress, medication or other issues. Not necessarily cancer. If concerned, speak to your doctor
@kenwilliams8067
@kenwilliams8067 3 жыл бұрын
yes speak with your doctor, by all means... ask him/ her to pull your finger...
@fredlamprey8824
@fredlamprey8824 6 жыл бұрын
I was in the checkout line at a grocery store years ago. The guy in front of me was obviously a 'goof'. He was farting up a storm without a care in the world. Everybody was absolutely mortified by it. I was turning beat red trying not to bust up laughing, I thought it was so funny.
@ladyrachel13
@ladyrachel13 5 жыл бұрын
Lol Can you imagine not even caring what people thought?
@rhpicayune
@rhpicayune 4 жыл бұрын
I would’ve been in tears laughing so hard🤣😂🤣😆
@popscyclep8084
@popscyclep8084 3 жыл бұрын
Prob why you can’t spell or put a sentence together in grammatical sequence
@scruffypupper
@scruffypupper 3 жыл бұрын
@@popscyclep8084 You sound really uptight. Relax, just let all that hot air flow out of you. Fast and furious or slow and stinky, your choice.
@pauljordan4452
@pauljordan4452 3 жыл бұрын
@@ladyrachel13 We're better off not caring what people think.
@ashively1
@ashively1 Жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard I cried! Great public service announcement! The dog is my hero!
@angelasieg5099
@angelasieg5099 9 ай бұрын
48 and still giggled like a 5 yr old 😂 I gave my son an outhouse farting Santa for Xmas one year. We died laughing 😃
@scottwalker6298
@scottwalker6298 6 жыл бұрын
The Elderly Black man reaction in elevator is priceless!
@thegoat5587
@thegoat5587 3 жыл бұрын
His eyes 🤣
@maxtechtech7478
@maxtechtech7478 3 жыл бұрын
He was like ohh darn no foo
@markholub5219
@markholub5219 3 жыл бұрын
The doctor-patient looking each other lol
@raparthisaisubramanyam1386
@raparthisaisubramanyam1386 2 жыл бұрын
As if he heard it for the first time in his life 😂
@frankieaddams3937
@frankieaddams3937 4 жыл бұрын
An old man goes to the doctor in a very distressed state: OM: Doctor, everywhere I go, I have silent gas. Constantly. At the store, at church, on the bus, at the movies. All the time I have this silent gas. Dr: We will look into your silent gas problem. But first, we NEED to check your hearing.
@territn8871
@territn8871 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 🤣😄😂🤣😄😂🤣😄😂
@leonardlloyd1089
@leonardlloyd1089 9 ай бұрын
I'm apparently an immature adult of 65 years, but that is hilarious! I do, and always have, found farts hilarious. What gets me is the people who act like they don't fart. My pop always said, well boy, I'd rather fart and bear the shame than hold it and bear the pain. Wise man!
@tradde11
@tradde11 6 ай бұрын
My Dad always said "Better out than in".
@hwytravler1962
@hwytravler1962 3 ай бұрын
You need to check girl farts on blind date
@leonardlloyd1089
@leonardlloyd1089 3 ай бұрын
@@hwytravler1962 thanks, I will!
@mellyje2587
@mellyje2587 3 жыл бұрын
When all hope seems lost and darkness holds dominion, there's nothing like a little fart humor to slay the dragons :)
@constantdvdcollector
@constantdvdcollector 2 жыл бұрын
Meddle not in the affairs of the Dragons For we are crunchy and good with ketchup
@lancecorporal9894
@lancecorporal9894 4 жыл бұрын
When I was a young man my family had a chihuahua that adored my dad and would always sit on his lap stretched out and peaceful while my dad watched the news. But that little dog would fart so loud my mom would tell my dad to quit blaming the poor dog. One night after a particularly loud explosion which my dad again pointed to the dog my mom.said the dog would have exploded if he had done it. The hilarious thing was is that it really was the dog who never woke up but would grin!
@AlfredHawthornBennyHill
@AlfredHawthornBennyHill 5 жыл бұрын
That dog was looking at the guy like "What in the world are you doing.? Don't you dare blame it on the dog!" LOL I laughed so hard at all of them, I cried.
@rogeredwarrddeshon5000
@rogeredwarrddeshon5000 Жыл бұрын
I'm 70 and I still laugh. Remember Peter Sellers in the lift and Leslie Nielsen with his machine.
@Predalien195
@Predalien195 3 жыл бұрын
I've had one before I call the Atomic Holocaust. Was in Babies R Us with my wife, I let it out, I could smell it was BAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD! So I grabbed her hand and led her like 3 aisles away. Then I hear some poor soul catch the blame for my fart. It was magic I tell you. Pure magic.
@themightychabunga2441
@themightychabunga2441 6 жыл бұрын
Frequent farts are a sign I had cabbage earlier.
@loddude5706
@loddude5706 6 жыл бұрын
Sultanas for me, totally Herb Alpert . . .
@joebrown3613
@joebrown3613 6 жыл бұрын
TheMighty Chabunga OR PICKLED EGGS AND BEER, chili and beer,,ham and beans,...
@donaldhicks3359
@donaldhicks3359 6 жыл бұрын
Joe Brown - Dang Joe you could be dangerous around an open flame .
@crazyfroggie6546
@crazyfroggie6546 5 жыл бұрын
Brussels Sprouts make you fart something awful...
@greenhat8978
@greenhat8978 5 жыл бұрын
Friend: I'd like to clear the air Me: don't look at me I haven't had a raw vegetable in weeks
@bold810
@bold810 5 жыл бұрын
When I was diagnosed with Colon Cancer I said to myself- ," I always knew some asshole would kill me.. Just didn't think it'd be my own..." :)
@caylapelkey3305
@caylapelkey3305 3 жыл бұрын
Oh ma gaw! I'm like the only person in my house that still can't control laughter over farts! I'm 31 & I just about choked laughing at this! Yaaaas!
@rebelyell2741
@rebelyell2741 Жыл бұрын
Me too
@taraelizabethdensley9475
@taraelizabethdensley9475 Жыл бұрын
I'm 44 and had tears running down my face i laughed so much
@gepaulus9907
@gepaulus9907 3 жыл бұрын
I'd rather fart and bear the shame, then hold the fart and bear the pain. Our favorite childhood nursery rhyme.
@joey5594
@joey5594 5 жыл бұрын
Early 80s me and my cousin was at a major disco ..the line for the bar was insane as always so he farted music was too loud to hear it but the smell drove everyone away and we got our drink in less then 2 min lmao
@brandonginsburg3120
@brandonginsburg3120 Жыл бұрын
Studio Fifty-Fart.
@sarawhite4498
@sarawhite4498 10 ай бұрын
The best is accidently farting during a pause in the song.
@RememberEddieYork
@RememberEddieYork 4 жыл бұрын
Has anyone ever been in a situation where the Cover-Up turned into the Long Goodbye?
@DWojo
@DWojo 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO 😂 🤣
@lucasblanton5203
@lucasblanton5203 3 жыл бұрын
Ask Peter Griffin
@pyratewolf3689
@pyratewolf3689 3 жыл бұрын
Multiple times
@XXLSSBBW
@XXLSSBBW 3 жыл бұрын
At this one job I was at all us employs where ready to leave. There was about 8 of us. We where standing at the doors when I let out this one fart. No one heard it, but someone smelt it. 'Why does it suddenly smell like hamburgers?' We get outside. 'Now it doesn't smell like hamburgers. I'm in the mood for a hamburger.' If I told her it was my fart she would of gone vegan.
@frankmorton1626
@frankmorton1626 9 ай бұрын
I'm 66 an still bust a gut hearing different forms of farts. In movies or anywhere.its funny shit 😂😂😂
@Xero-th6bh
@Xero-th6bh 2 жыл бұрын
The long goodbye killed me lmao 🤣
@ninebears7896
@ninebears7896 4 жыл бұрын
Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat.
@Alex-ft1df
@Alex-ft1df Ай бұрын
Yep, and sometimes they stink.
@thegrimreaper1991
@thegrimreaper1991 5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant thank you so much for making me laugh as two members of my family are currently fighting cancer leukemia and prostate respectively. Let’s keep fighting cancer together and beat it.
@fincrazydragon
@fincrazydragon 8 ай бұрын
A colon cancer PSA was the last thing I was expecting! No matter how old I get, fart jokes are hilarious! 🤣🤣
@lucasblanton5203
@lucasblanton5203 3 жыл бұрын
0:58 dogs looking at him like "dude wtf?!"
@TheA.K.
@TheA.K. 5 жыл бұрын
I'm almost 40 and still laughed out loud through the whole thing!!
@waylonkemp2646
@waylonkemp2646 4 жыл бұрын
Farts were created as a defense mechanism in case someone was trying to attack you from behind
@YouAreBreathing
@YouAreBreathing 3 жыл бұрын
It's been five minutes after this video ended, and I'm still laughing. I'm never growing up.
@JohnJ469
@JohnJ469 9 ай бұрын
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
@terrydaniels4051
@terrydaniels4051 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't help myself!! Tears of laughter just kept coming!!!!😁😁😁
@emt5330
@emt5330 6 жыл бұрын
We've all done the cover-up. Don't even try to deny it. 😁
@seyelintbawb420
@seyelintbawb420 3 жыл бұрын
Fast forward 2+ years and we've gone from coughing to cover up a fart to farting to cover up a cough.
@f.d.6667
@f.d.6667 3 жыл бұрын
Practiced it today by slamming the dishwasher shut. Amazed how good it worked (well, there is a whole theory about "acoustical masking")...
@taraelizabethdensley9475
@taraelizabethdensley9475 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@1chish
@1chish 7 жыл бұрын
@ 1:08 that dog is SO funny ....
@a.sweetpeac.2281
@a.sweetpeac.2281 6 жыл бұрын
The dog is hilarious! Just thinking about how he kept looking up, LOL!!!
@potheadmike8510
@potheadmike8510 5 жыл бұрын
The timing is priceless! The unwavering stare! The dog was like, are you gonna say something or should I?
@imrankhan-jv7xk
@imrankhan-jv7xk 3 жыл бұрын
The reaction by the dog is priceless 😂😂😂
@gabrieljohnson6309
@gabrieljohnson6309 7 ай бұрын
Dog looked at him like dude what the fuck did you eat
@paxhumana2015
@paxhumana2015 3 жыл бұрын
"How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?" "I think you've had about enough!"
@mubitahellen9993
@mubitahellen9993 6 жыл бұрын
the loooooonnggggggu goodbye 😂😂😂😉. this one happens to me when I think it's a tiny short one.. it lasts forever till everyone knows where it's coming from. 😂😂😎
@TinkerSparkle
@TinkerSparkle 6 жыл бұрын
hellen mubita LMAO!!!!
@YoshiIsCool1
@YoshiIsCool1 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@YoshiIsCool1
@YoshiIsCool1 5 жыл бұрын
Hello Hellen
@grobanite4ever85
@grobanite4ever85 5 жыл бұрын
hellen mubita LMAO 😂
@YoshiIsCool1
@YoshiIsCool1 4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@danielobrien7738
@danielobrien7738 6 жыл бұрын
I had my window open at 3AM, and woke up my neighbors by laughing at the long goodbye
@beccas58
@beccas58 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel O'Brien thanks for the laugh!
@patriciad2382
@patriciad2382 6 жыл бұрын
My kinda guy! Watching fart videos at 3am 😂. Me too!
@syamc9086
@syamc9086 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel O'Brien Yup. Same here. What a funny coincidence!!!
@lv4043
@lv4043 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel O'Brien i
@alexisbrand3734
@alexisbrand3734 6 жыл бұрын
nbkcq28 she was a nun but I agree
@daquotamiller4014
@daquotamiller4014 3 жыл бұрын
The dogs reaction is priceless!!!!
@tviikj555
@tviikj555 Жыл бұрын
That should be use as a US public service announcement, funny but informative also.
@tHa1Rune
@tHa1Rune 7 жыл бұрын
"what happened" ahahahahahah
@wells686
@wells686 6 жыл бұрын
Dr Philosophous lol right? My husband does the same thing
@lissalorancs620
@lissalorancs620 5 жыл бұрын
😕
@dennissalamone5794
@dennissalamone5794 5 жыл бұрын
oh my god that was the best one because my dad is that old and when he does that he says the same thing I lmao.
@johnr2297
@johnr2297 6 жыл бұрын
I don't trust anyone that doesn't think that farts are funny!
@mojojojo8631
@mojojojo8631 6 жыл бұрын
i do find them funny as long as they are not smelly lmao
@lexiearnold529
@lexiearnold529 5 жыл бұрын
My husband asked me to marry him because I laughed harder than he did the first time he farted.
@grobanite4ever85
@grobanite4ever85 5 жыл бұрын
John R FARTS ARE HILARIOUS!😂😂😂
@grobanite4ever85
@grobanite4ever85 5 жыл бұрын
Lexie Arnold awww
@GiovanniBattistaBorrelli
@GiovanniBattistaBorrelli 5 жыл бұрын
Lexie Arnold I would have married you too for that cause I've flatulence problems and my farts aren't stinky but they're louds like these ones in the video! 😅 Is your husband like me then? 😅😉 So I hate women who hate farts and I could never be with one of them!
@buisyman
@buisyman 3 жыл бұрын
I knew what was coming. I put my coffee down and stepped away. No coffee shooting out of my nose this time, lol. I think my laughter woke the neighbors, though, so I've got that going for me.
@mravalik
@mravalik 3 жыл бұрын
The rolling thunder is one that just sounds angry 😂😂😂
@ToniCarrington
@ToniCarrington 6 жыл бұрын
The long goodbye is also the buzzing bee lol
@aryastark634
@aryastark634 5 жыл бұрын
Air on a G string!!!
@dennissalamone5794
@dennissalamone5794 5 жыл бұрын
you know those people in that ad never got paid they just sent them home with gas money
@penelopejane8120
@penelopejane8120 9 ай бұрын
I just love this!! 😊 Farts are the funniest things on the entire planet! Just hilarious 😮...love them!!!!!😂😂😂
@YelpBullhorn
@YelpBullhorn Жыл бұрын
As a child me and my best mate used to categorise farts very simply - Tight, high-pitched ones were called freeps, and deep loose ones we called bromptons. And the odour was either eggy or beanie. Four decades on and I still produce many a good eggy brompton or a beanie freep.
@NorthernMouse52
@NorthernMouse52 8 ай бұрын
And just like that l dropped a eggy freep 🥚💨 😇 👍 🐁
@YelpBullhorn
@YelpBullhorn 8 ай бұрын
@@NorthernMouse52 ..... be careful, eggy freeps are dangerous.
@marksnexus
@marksnexus 5 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t mind a little of that “Spanish wind” 0:41 🤣
@rhpicayune
@rhpicayune 4 жыл бұрын
And they say ladies don’t fart... I was working with another nurse on my unit when she let one out, then slowly she turned around and looked at me to see if I heard it. 🤣😂😆
@charlottejordan6965
@charlottejordan6965 3 жыл бұрын
We all need a good ol belly laff,its necessary! Best laff on you tube .Bingo xxx
@nightsoundslivewithdjlaser3880
@nightsoundslivewithdjlaser3880 3 жыл бұрын
Aaah yes, the ever lovely triple flutter blaster at the end,.....my favorite.
@daliborzak2485
@daliborzak2485 3 жыл бұрын
If frequent farts are cancer, I'm walking Chernobyl then.
@Adrien13Sanctioned
@Adrien13Sanctioned 5 жыл бұрын
@0:55 That doggos reaction, XD
@Isa1ahL33
@Isa1ahL33 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it at 0:51 when the woman in the middle had a shocked look.😂
@robanderson473
@robanderson473 8 ай бұрын
"The horn of Jericho" 🤣
@stormwatcher1299
@stormwatcher1299 4 жыл бұрын
Farts are proof that God has a sense of humour.
@briangough509
@briangough509 5 жыл бұрын
two years later and it still makes me 😂
@demonia2848
@demonia2848 2 жыл бұрын
The dog's face when it's owner farted 😆🤣😂😹
@jonhenning
@jonhenning 2 жыл бұрын
The Spanish wind can definitely clear a room. 😂
@litithtwinkle5757
@litithtwinkle5757 5 жыл бұрын
The dog's reaction is the best 😂😂 I watch this every time I am feeling upset 😂😂😂
@Artoria1waifu
@Artoria1waifu 7 жыл бұрын
long goodbye sounds like me when I wake up 😂
@brettemig4446
@brettemig4446 6 жыл бұрын
24halloffame10 me too only longer
@brettemig4446
@brettemig4446 6 жыл бұрын
24halloffame10 the rolling tunder more like sounds like mucsel car 😂
@del-redudley8240
@del-redudley8240 5 жыл бұрын
24halloffame10, wouldn't that make it the long hello.
@grobanite4ever85
@grobanite4ever85 5 жыл бұрын
Mine are usually the blast furnace any time of the day! My sister makes either machine gun farts or the long goodbye. My dad is always the blast furnace! LMAO😂
@YoshiIsCool1
@YoshiIsCool1 5 жыл бұрын
@@grobanite4ever85 hahahahahaha Awesome
@Owllie
@Owllie 3 жыл бұрын
The dog is judging hard though 😂😂😂😂😂
@sunshine_water5139
@sunshine_water5139 3 жыл бұрын
I keep this video on my watch later. And it *never* gets old lol.
@ghostseekerxiii8061
@ghostseekerxiii8061 6 жыл бұрын
the long goodbye made my cat meow saddly
@plissabarrett7358
@plissabarrett7358 5 жыл бұрын
The Long Goodbye had that Doppler Effect!
@zidan07168
@zidan07168 3 жыл бұрын
The horn of Jericho and the Spanish wind were just AMAZING.lMAO 0:42 0:34
@lucasblanton5203
@lucasblanton5203 3 жыл бұрын
The rolling thunder and the long goodbye killed me 😂😂😂
@viktoriakondrat1122
@viktoriakondrat1122 6 жыл бұрын
00:33 When you think it's gonna be silent but isn't
@eyeflaps
@eyeflaps 5 жыл бұрын
The way the ladies eyes open 🤣
@ChaCha.44
@ChaCha.44 5 жыл бұрын
Viktoria Kondrat omg I’m losing it!! 🤣
@ChaCha.44
@ChaCha.44 5 жыл бұрын
Cam Rogers your comment has me rolling too haha 😂🤣😂
@michaelgaynor6866
@michaelgaynor6866 4 жыл бұрын
Or you think it's dry,and it isn't!🤤
@zidan07168
@zidan07168 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@joemasters2270
@joemasters2270 4 жыл бұрын
Proof that God has a sense of humor. I bet He's cracking up whenever someone gets angry over a fart.
@robertsteen8685
@robertsteen8685 3 жыл бұрын
The horn of Jericho is the funniest fart ever
@marienemozzarella8502
@marienemozzarella8502 3 жыл бұрын
EVEN THE DOG LOOKED AT THE MAN !!! 😂😂
@mrdre47mgm
@mrdre47mgm 7 жыл бұрын
The look on their faces!!!! LOL
@JedForge
@JedForge 4 жыл бұрын
Best ones are the silent ones where you make eye contact with the person on the other side of the table from you and motion with your fingers, 4, 3, 2, 1 and then the people on either side of you suddenly stand up and yell "OMG!" or "WHoooooaaaaaaa!". And then that moment where the person on the other side of the table finally figures out what the heck you meant.
@alang8071
@alang8071 3 жыл бұрын
The cover-up is my favorite. Cause it’s the most relatable.
@thezanzibarbarian5729
@thezanzibarbarian5729 2 жыл бұрын
Love the look of disgust on guide dog at the end. _"You do realise that for that, I'm going to lead you into the road when the bus comes?"_ 8-))...
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