Keeping you company until you fall asleep ASMR

[@Joshu_arinalli]

It would be nice if Rift could make a video teaching us how to repair our Rockwell retro incabulator (Or RTI for short)

[@fallschannel4331]

Yes good thinking

[@Joshu_arinalli]

@fallschannel4331 OMG, I GOT PINNED?!

[@christophervanasse9911]

thats what they called detention in my middle school “Road To Improvement” but aka “Re Tard I’d”

[@fallschannel4331]

@@Joshu_arinalli What you mean

[@Joshu_arinalli]

@@fallschannel4331 sorry, I was just excited I got pinned.

[@anthonywaldera1706]

Would’ve also been okay with 1:34:52 seconds of the soulless staring at the beginning, but your generosity blesses us once again.

[@ash5951]

This is precisely what I was expecting out of Uncle E when I clicked on this video

[@rarthusdraken5654]

I read the title as "keeping your company" like it's some kind of corporate takeover asmr

[@moodlethenoodle]

"Now, I'm gonna have to lay off your advertising department as well, as the inquisition doesn't require it anymore. In addition, there will be no more espresso during lunch breaks"

[@thecommentor3845]

"Doing a corporate transfer ASMR" There are no traditional triggers. It is just a bunch of techno/fake talk that makes someone naturally start to fall asleep.

[@dex1309]

I can see ER doing this for the memes 😂

[@EduardoLaloSalamanca]

He should actually do this

[@empiricaltheory6650]

I would love this

[@galaksina]

Who needs a sleep paralysis demon when you have Uncle E

[@cyber-demon6847]

Unc may talk you to sleep but who's gonna watch over you

[@rococoblue]

😂

[@emilerhard4189]

​@@cyber-demon6847great one xd

[@emilerhard4189]

​@@cyber-demon6847great one xd

[@Captain-dragonfly406]

Bro, the boiled one phenomenon being so nice watching over us while we sleep

[@noahian3215]

uncle E is really getting his use out of that silicone brain, i own a prop company and id love to send you some custom body parts to use in videos made with a mix of silicone and "asmr friendly" materials like finger nails, tappable bones or anything else youd like, no cost, no shout out, just body parts and asmr. if youd like that just let me know and me and my team can consult on what parts exactly and send them over

[@EphemeralRift]

Well if you’re serious, send me an email it’s on the About section of this channel .

[@regaleagle6262]

​@@EphemeralRiftexcited for the er body part pun arc

[@noahian3215]

@@EphemeralRift the email will be from my company account with a different name

[@noahian3215]

@@EphemeralRiftemail sent although there was no profile picture so I hope it was the right one

[@Captain-dragonfly406]

@@noahian3215 that’s great dude I hope your company is doing really good and congratulations on it

[@cyb3r_fa1ry]

I’m super happy to hear that the rift verse is still getting vids ! also, that scanner radio… i could listen to that forever

[@literalcarman6455]

bold of you to assume that 1 hour, 34 minutes and 52 seconds would be enough for me to fall asleep. I would politely ask for a 3 hours, 22 minutes and 13 seconds version at the very least.

[@solidskullz5736]

As much as I love rift’s bizarre ideas, sometimes it’s nice to go back to the basics and enjoy the simpler things

[@redpumpkin7544]

“let’s start a staring contest” That one friend:

[@LillyTealeaf]

That friend is me

[@swinski8847]

​@@LillyTealeaf the world dont revolve around u buddy boy 😂😂🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🤞🤞🤞

[@TiredApostleASMR]

Using my personal channel, I have been falling asleep to your content now for over 3 years. You’re my biggest inspiration and as I start my own ASMR channel, I’m extremely thankful for your inspo and longevity. 🤘🏼✌🏼

[@Angellady11]

Followed I will check it out

[@TiredApostleASMR]

@@Angellady11 I really appreciate that ✌🏼

[@WuntaykTimmy1]

The transition from thumbnail to video was very smoooth

[@molly2343]

Was just about to comment this, it kinda freaked me out 😅

[@Lucianato2]

Paul, I must mention, these close-up ASMR videos you do are quite relaxing. This current style, the Grandpa, the older ASMR salesman, the peddlers of goods and Rob Ross videos are golden to me. It's the tone of your whisper or the soft-spoken timbre of your voice. Thank you! 🤘🗣🤘

[@shrimpchips5853]

It’s nice that you do things like this. Some people need male personal attention (IE fatherly affection or just someone who prefers male voices or whatever idk). Enough channels already do female personal attention, so filling the market in terms of a male variant is good since very few individuals do that. Good on you.

[@susinamichal]

Love the sensitivity on your microphone i think this one Is a perfect one for asmr

[@birbos7542]

You should really do something like "helping you sleep after you watched analog horror ASMR" sense that's the main thing causing mine and most likely others sleeplessness

[@ZeyTheDaemon]

True! I have a bad habit of doing that myself

[@birbos7542]

@@ZeyTheDaemon looking at your door and thinking "Hmm I would totally die if a mimic appeared here"

[@formeitisthemcchicken]

Keeping me company until I fall asleep is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[@space_hamster]

He's fucking back

[@giltzexuh]

Return of the King

[@averagejoe8358]

You dropped this 🐔

[@ben-hurray]

Bot

[@petitplushproductions]

He's back! 😂

[@YungAirheadOfficial]

Usually im not a fan of being watched while i fall asleep especially not by an old man BUT if it's ephemeral rift i don't mind

[@nectarinedreams7208]

Old man? Maybe relative to your fetus ass

[@ClovisPictures]

Paul isn't old, he's ancient. One of the younger elder gods, but still pretty ancient

[@YungAirheadOfficial]

@@ClovisPictures fr. Bros an artifact..a valuable one at that

[@kylanmcbeth]

love the og style of video!! these are definitely my favorites.

[@bruhpleaseed]

Thanks for keeping me company

[@Milkomeda_Galaxy]

I actually thought this video would be him just staring at the camera for 1 hour and 30 minutes straight, because he didn’t say anything in the first 15 seconds.

[@FlynnMcTaggart]

I've recently been honing and minimizing my hiking and camping kit to where I can pretty much do an overnighter in the woods with just about 14 lbs or so of gear in my Hidden Woodsman m23 ruck. Uncle E, an awesome video idea for you would be a minimalist camping overnighter video. Maybe you can set up a tarp shelter and try tarp camping.

[@qvirty3405]

AAAAHHH just like the classic videosssss. never gets old, LOVE it.❤

[@tired_goblin5653]

Your channel always makes me feel so safe and loved! I'm not sure what it is but your technobabble and silly references reminds me of my grandfather and your random facts (especially the medical ones) remind me of my momma so that might be part of it lol Whatever it is, keep doing what you're doing! I love this place and this community is so sweet and wholesome! I hope you don't mind my saying that this feels like a safe space or like home. Some place really intimate and caring. Thank you!

[@0ur0b0r0s_music]

ER, I just want to say, you are a very wise and artistically talented person. Thank you for everything you do it's such an inspiration

[@TheFortuneCat]

I hope the old oil can is still around, its been with us since the two minute tingles era!

[@EphemeralRift]

It is!

[@Gio-yh7xh]

Me: *Eat something My dog: 0:01

[@Captain-dragonfly406]

Seriously it takes like a couple seconds to look at us

[@Squaredddd]

funny how this was uploaded the moment before i go to sleep

[@cordellmoser9096]

I recently got a job on third shift and your videos are keeping me alive thank you

[@Icedkaylatte]

Same! Kind of. Except mine is 2nd shift with the occasional first shift while balancing full time college ☹️ Good luck on your job! Wishing you positive vibes and loads of money! ❤️

[@Opelium]

Hey rift, always been a big fan since I started listening a while ago, thanks for being awesome ❤

[@burakami3308]

finally another video that has aggressive brain massage. I have been going to 'back to school 2019' video from time to time for it, guess its my lucky day

[@Skiedragon]

At first I thought it would be one of those weird ones where he just smiles and stares at me for 1:34:52.

[@jaleesanoah]

The scrunchy monster hands sound amazing!!

[@Gamergirl-4200]

I love the sensitivity settings in this video ❤

[@sethwatts9366]

Thank you so much for everything you do

[@ZeedgeASMR]

This, tied with with the video where I was a Sasquatch are my favorite videos in recent history 😴 I’m getting good sleep tonight and you’re the sponsor of that

[@DoctorMysterio15]

I've really enjoyed the brain massage, my brain purrrs like a kitten with those 😊

[@hleechyyy]

your eyes alone give me the tingles!!

[@lamelodiadoce9519]

4:29 Did you just mention the repairman? We definitely need another video of him :D

[@galixx_]

These are my favorite kind of videos. So relaxing :>

[@onlyychino]

Thank you for the glorious video ER 🫡

[@beyonderdoesyt4927]

please make a full video on the medical book, it sounds very interesting

[@Gabe-d7h]

This is best asmr ever

[@thehightide2559]

His voice sounds so good... breathing and speaking causing air to make sound while resisting the surfaces of the instrument that is his body. His body that is so divinely divine because it is a symbol and proof of the holiness of all existene.

[@nuttywalnut5048]

never fails to give me tingles

[@beesknees67]

Please include more zippers!! A whole video of zippers... That was a trigger I didn't know I had, so so soothing....

[@sodabowl6453]

Would love to one day see the return of that pen that had the bearings in it :))

[@EphemeralRift]

The pen with the bearings in it? …. Hmm… I don’t recall… maybe it’ll come to me …

[@sodabowl6453]

@@EphemeralRift yes! from "ASMER"... one of my favorite props ever... it was a brilliant silver and incredibly relaxing ... hopefully it comes to you... we'll see...

[@jaru4709]

HELL YEAH I BEEN WAITING FOR ONE OF THESE FOR SO LONG

[@el_walser]

Yes, a traditional one! (More or less.) In the middle of studying but might go to bed by the time the video is over, so this is great company now!

[@aurijitchatterjee2937]

Ah yes my daily dose of obscure asmr shenanigans straight from Mr E….what a good night

[@xto744]

I had to go through the timestamps to make sure it isn't a scam and Rift won't freeze for an hour after a little greeting

[@foreverme3078]

Love this video. Best asmr artist on youtube. Always say that

[@stevecvntnikoslawyer4181]

Im always conflicted. He acts like he cares but i get 'I couldn't give a shit' vibes 😂

[@hollysterland]

Awwww! 😭 This is so sweet! Thank you Uncle Rift! 🥺

[@EmberWishes147]

You were sitting so still at the start of the video I thought it was a picture, then you blinked and it scared the living daylights out of me 😂

[@globarzz]

The monster hands did it for me. im already nocked out ... 😌

[@call_me_mado5987]

Wot?

[@adenanthony5257]

Monster hands are still my favorite trigger from you

[@AintPopular]

Whatever words were you whispering i want more of that

[@ruffy1260]

20:38 it's nice when u whisper even if it doesn't make sense like that. Good part. 👍

[@jannathepanna1674]

Hi, I do not know if you read the comments or anything. But if you do I wanted to say I admire your video's from the photography to the basics of ASMR to anarchy and philosophy. I myself struggle as anyone will do once in a while. But your views or approach to stuff which other people might try and put in a bad light is actually so refreshing. I wonder if you could do more video's about the science of ASMR as that is what drive's me to continue watching. Why do some prefer eye's closed with only audio preferred binaural mics (like me) and others need that visual sensation. Why do we like similar to the dominant hand and feet also have a dominant or more sensitive ear…. (Maybe just me) Anyways I want to let you know that you are a hero and I hope you are aware of that. :) continue being you!!!

[@feraldrgn]

That's a very cool brain prop.

[@ChristianColvin]

Our boi is back!

[@ryan_yasin]

MY BRAINS MADE ANOTHER CAMEO AFTER SOOOOOO LONG😍😍😍😍

[@LoveCarol]

I was watching Spirited Away and I got a tingle from the Boiler Man Kamaji grinding herbs for the bath. I immediately thought of ER doing a roleplay! I think he’d do a great job!

[@EphemeralRift]

Great movie! I actually have an idea involving a "bath" but it's not actually a bath, but haven't quite figured out how to do it, and it's a whole other idea.. can't spoil it ;)

[@StarlightForce]

been watching this dude for years

[@Hid3yograndma]

I absolutely love your videos they help with my insomnia so much please keep it up and forever stay splentastic ❤

[@CaleyJH]

Ah yes… another night of pure bliss thanks to Rifty poo. I’ve been in this comment section a number of times, and there will be many more to come :) There’s no doubt in my mind that ‘Kindnapped’ will be my most rewatched video on the entirety of KZbin. Everything about it (especially the pen writing in the pad) is just perfect. …I think we need to see Mr. Thomas Aquinas to make a return… if there’s any way you can fit him back in the lore without it being too far fetched please PLEASE do. So much love for you and this channel❤️

[@grimmeygreens3728]

i looooove the brain-related triggers

[@Dva-bc9si]

I’ve been watching for so long but I just now got a yt channel so I can finally subscribe to you

[@meftahuljannat7297]

You were looking so cute while you were smiling 😊

[@NorthWoodsAmbient]

Did they check that the spiral decommutor had a lack of appreciation of the large quasi-piestic stresses in the gremlin studs? this is critical to hold the roffit bars to the spamshaft to prevent wending.

[@Bladsmith]

Welp, the end was super jarring and woke me up, that was nice

[@logarithm14]

womp womp

[@clownfrown]

i loved this and i think it would be nice if we got a part 2 of some sort

[@gooseyclipz4124]

We need the return of Gandalf

[@lolaLondie]

i fell asleep to another video of yours and i woke up to u staring into my soul at 4:27 AM i was not ok

[@AShatterProduction]

Needed this today ❤

[@evilguy6000]

I myself, recently picked up an old medical book. Mine is more modern, around 63 I believe, and has mostly remedies for your average house wife or caretaker. I've been equally entertained by the language used! In a section about psoriasis, one thing they had to warn us was "unscrupulous rogues" attempting to sell snake oil solutions

[@EphemeralRift]

Ha!

[@uhe3431]

This is my new fate epheremal rift staring at me Till the ends of time

[@1ee1boi40]

you should do an amish whoopi pie video they are so good

[@EphemeralRift]

I *think* I included one in an eating video years ago …

[@jeffbonnett7803]

Thanks unc

[@EdgeOfLight]

the beard like this suits you very well

[@benhays6488]

Just as an FYI, pretty sure they were describing a nasty conditon similar to tonsilitis not sore throat in that medical textbook you showed (look up peritonsillar abscess if you don't mind seeing some rather gross medical images) . Good stuff as always Rift :)

[@nuttywalnut5048]

YOUR THE BEST

[@thatJackBidenTalksAbout]

14:31 oftner? I hⒶrdly knewer! 🤘😎

[@nakkitaw.1229]

For people who don’t know Measles: basically you got the flu with a rash on top of that. Mumps: swollen salivary glands This is VERY VERY basic but yeah.

[@kirascontent]

43:30 I know a gold peak iced tea bottle with the labeled removed filled with mysterious green liquid anywhere!

[@annaanoodles382]

knowing rift i really did think this was going to be 90 mins of staring silently at the camera

[@fookincont]

Oh how I miss the monster hands

[@yohinio_0712]

Really good, I like it 👍

[@Randomvids205]

This may be a random question but I’m curious, do you get inspiration from actors and movies for your videos?

[@tke44]

this is my favorite guy

[@joshpye7395]

Hey Rift. I hope you are doing well.

[@Braytech_Official]

“We are back baby!! We are fucking back!!”

[@BlurredFluff-asmr]

Do I pay you for the full hour and a half or just till the point I fall asleep?

[@AintPopular]

This was good

[@carterwright8504]

Let's take this parasocial relationship to the next level 🥺

[@jamesceely-gd3zq]

Still making amazing videos

[@Bajamamut]

Thanks for the company. I'm going to lay down here...

[@blackrain2739]

I actually found the old medical book reading very interesting

[@EphemeralRift]

i may have done a video on it years ago? i might have to revisit it again though

[@helixgames_sw3537]

Eight and a half minutes in and I just now find out that uncle E is YOUNGER THAN MY OWN FATHER WHAT Uncle Rift has always just felt like a timeless and eldritch being from way beyond the cosmos…

[@scottharper9869]

3 am and im.still not asleep.. im.becoming a night owl for sure.