Free Health Checkup for Wastelanders! (Fallout) (ASMR)

[@ginger-ham4800]

I see the room didn't load in properly and we're now floating in the void.

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

Ţhis just makes it more accurate

[@frankie3351]

Coc redrocket01

[@stonedsquidgameing9761]

Classic Bethesda

[@dantehall2763]

It's a feature

[@flipfloptop753]

It's ok the fans will fix it

[@goldnopportunity]

Hm the background didn’t load in, we’re playing Fallout 76 I see

[@syncopatedglory]

😂

[@MACE_HINDU]

Bru lol

[@sarondiesel588]

Buy the fallout fuck you first subscription and maybe it'll load in.

[@goldnopportunity]

Saron Gas ?

[@mentzert4rd]

@@sarondiesel588 dude just invented another language in the youtube comment section

[@asgershort1108]

Vault 31: Where the inhabitants were made to wear shockcollars that would tazer anyone who yelled or otherwise spoke loudly. We here at Vault-tec theorise that the dosile nature that we promote, will help establish the foundasion for a futre based on civil discorce. Conclusion: The experiment was a great sucess. We find that the inhabitants came to share a relaxed mindset.

[@jamesnugent6451]

Too bad the band of raiders that was there when they opened the gate didn't agree too sit down and talk... Also fun fact. Turns out the shock collars will activate if someone with out a collar is in the middle of psycho fuelled screaming. My neck still hurts

[@dartedvader]

:/

[@Abfallkannibale]

Shocking!

[@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144]

Vault 69: well you know how that ended up

[@hammedburger3712]

*docile

[@ethanrupeka9472]

Lets tap this mini nuke to see if you enjoy the sounds "Quicksaving"

[@Martyrofthepeople]

thats what i was thinking in that moment

[@asdfractal8115]

but has anyone ever tapped a mini nuke in your ear?

[@Mr.Scott86]

@@asdfractal8115 a mini nuke tapped the side of my head before being blown back to the loading screen if that counts

[@logangraham2828]

*NEED TO FAST TRAVEL NEED TO FAST TRAVEL NOW*

[@maximumaction1125]

@@logangraham2828 you cant there is a enemy nearby

[@guacomanny]

what a coincidence that out of every vault he chose to use one of the ones that would end up in the TV show

[@EphemeralRift]

I have yet to watch. Also if what you are saying is true, I can’t remember if vault 31 is a vault from the video game, or one I made up. If the latter quite the coincidence!

[@goodryan8989]

@@EphemeralRift Yeah Vault 31 is from the new show, its really good Rift you should check it out, youll be hooked on the first episode.

[@cabacoisado8734]

​@@EphemeralRiftI wonder how you manage do respond to these new comments in a 4 year old video

[@iinexus5410]

Dude I was literally just thinking about that Lol, crazy coincidence.

[@DreadlyKnight]

@@EphemeralRift It never showed up in the games; it's exclusive to the tv show :) until the final episodes, its not even shown. Worth the watch!

[@BlakGm]

It's so weird that I remember when ER had a shaved head

[@joem1950]

Always thought he was balding...instead hiding a beautiful mane...I dont get it.

[@moonstatue9657]

Homie i was just about to say that lmfao

[@adamramadan8693]

Thanks to this comment,I just realized. I’ve been watching ERs asmr almost every night for the past 6 years. Holy shit

[@blainemccoy5863]

Only OG rift fans remember the shaved head

[@rlenclub]

now he looks like an elderly John Proctor. except he’s not a pedophile.

[@jamescastle2534]

Ah I see you selected “wastelander” for your haircut , and “survivor” for your facial hair for your character model

[@hawaiimaik]

Holy heck, that's actually damn accurate...

[@900Hotch]

Or «Blast Back» and the Rough Beard

[@MuchaLuchaJorge]

Nerd

[@neoniakitsama]

We’re watching fallout ASMR, aren’t we all nerds here?

[@900Hotch]

@@MuchaLuchaJorge such intellect, guess you must have an Intelligence Score of 10 right?

[@JasonFuss1992]

are we going to act like we didn't hear him say one of his favourite traits was cannibalism

[@jcrossan1351]

Jason Fuss I need this time stamp

[@space_racc]

@@jcrossan1351 13:30

[@cheeto4027]

@@space_racc guess what else is 13 50

[@boopsboops7692]

That’s everyone’s favorite perk! What’s so special about it?

[@jeremycrutcher2783]

He said that shit fr

[@steelwendigo6118]

"Have you ever been addicted to the following chems:" Mama Murphy: Yes

[@stainfightingpower9402]

Underated comment

[@nicholaswanliss8635]

Mama murphy took sooo many drugs that she could see the future

[@grammernotzi]

@@nicholaswanliss8635 She overdosed on me.

[@TheBigFormerlyPurpleT]

@@grammernotzi same, thought granny had the party girl perk- then the withdrawals hit.

[@mantis3069]

I mean.... not the best comment, but is he wrong?

[@slam5798]

Dweller: "why am I whispering you ask?" Me: "because Vault Tec are a bunch of psychos so there is probably something that will detonate or poisonous gas will start spilling out of vents if you speak above a certain decibel." Dweller: "......... yes."

[@jimboonie9885]

Pp

[@BBattleDroid]

nah that’s some hallucigen shit vaults slowly make you suffer with weird experiments

[@obi5398]

*laughs in oversized Vault-Tec hoodie*

[@Fun_Games_87104]

no no you've got a point vault tec could to that

[@gabrielalvespereira3750]

@@Fun_Games_87104 After Vault 11, literally everything is possible. If they didn't stop at that, then they wouldn't stop at killing the dwellers if they spoke above an certain decibel.

[@Dinklebergsrise]

Greatest DLC add on ever. Vault 31, vault of relaxation and radioactive tingles.

[@dim-flower]

There's a settlement that needs your help, I'll mark it on your map.

[@boopsboops7692]

Great! I’ll bring the tanks! “Uhh you just need to get them some nuka col-“ IM NOT GOING TO SAVE THEM

[@vasco530]

"I help the settlement you send me to, and they deceived to join the minutemen

[@brandonstone4315]

Ah a fellow S.A.S lover

[@fanaticdrunkard]

FUCK OFF PRESTEN!

[@rachelice3250]

Duck no I go home crack open a cold one and drink my sadness away

[@Garuda_XLI]

Well you're much nicer than that doctor back in diamond city

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

this better be an emergency

[@brdon2099]

i dont care yeah man bun eren

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

@@brdon2099 best eren

[@cmonkeyv1833]

James Taylor I hated him. I massacred diamond city multiple times cuz of him

[@wqqclicc674]

Anita Smith no,Doctor Crocer

[@sergentpugsley5137]

“Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.” -_literally every NCR trooper_

[@lliirathecleric3396]

It's been a long tour, I hope I get to go home soon

[@space_racc]

@@lliirathecleric3396 We won't go quietly, the legion can count on that.

[@zacharia0654]

When I took this job, I thought there would be more gambling.

[@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144]

Sergent Pugsley what is enceeyar, Damian talks about it alot?

[@Femboyrazzy]

Doom slayer have you talked to Isabelle lately

[@erikovsky4623]

"Did you had any headaches" Well, I was shot in the had twice in New Vegas, Ain't That a Kick in the Head?

[@theburningtankman9411]

"Aint that a kick in the head" "Umm no sir it was a bullet, 2 bullets in the head not a kick" "My medical knowledge tells me their is no difference" "Wha?...what?"

[@kylekickass]

AU where everything is the same except for Benny don't shoot you but he pelts you in the face with those red pvc dodgeballs you used in gym class

[@skeletonboss0174]

i love this comment

[@gentileduck4839]

Thats a Ring-a-ding move, baby

[@boa_firebrand]

@@kylekickass alternatively; Benny has a brahmin kick you in the head.

[@RobinBrowne0310]

I love how he does so much for us... but some people don't even see it because we fall asleep

[@EphemeralRift]

Your sleep is more important than whatever I have to say!

[@samjodge1739]

😁😁 and I really do sleep in these videos with my headphones on

[@jeremycrutcher2783]

sam jodge same here

[@MorganGrammer]

You really gotta watch some not ER but others burn the viewers who fall asleep. But they don't do it till the end when they're already out.

[@boopsboops7692]

Ephemeral Rift 😴👍

[@DongASMR]

Here are the timestamps for you fellow mobile peeps

[@CarleyArmstrongMeow]

Дай бог здоровья

[@rukoreiko]

Thanks Mate

[@hunterpowers2568]

Thank you

[@qwest500]

thx

[@potatoepleb4985]

Thanks I don’t really like going to the disc on mobile and going to the right time

[@arseniyromanovich799]

There is literally no roleplay that uncle Rift couldn’t handle gloriously.

[@furretthefuzzynoodle3896]

Arseniy Romanovich I wanna be stupid and be like her der Stalin but he’d still rock it....

[@pianopanicattack]

Marilyn Monroe

[@bluebear1818]

and yet he still hasn't done john wick asmr

[@aaron-crokmay]

Agreed

[@PrScandium]

sans

[@johnfolmer5412]

God the phrase "No strings attached" when having anything to do with Vault Tec is just paradoxical.

[@Ozone946]

I can’t believe Bethesda retconned Vault 31’s lore for the TV series. ER’s questline was such a cool part of the commonwealth wasteland.

[@LiterallyJust_Vibin]

I know classic Tod Howard 😒

[@foxi13x]

​@@LiterallyJust_Vibinit just works

[@salislucky5740]

Are we going to ignore the fact that he picked cannibalism for a perk...

[@daedricdove6012]

I didnt ignore it. I agreed

[@Zimtblut]

Even worse, some other perks are quack surgeon and dry nurse. And I guess I won't dwell on that any further...

[@1SilverDollar]

@@Zimtblut Aren't those 76 perks?

[@Zimtblut]

@@1SilverDollar I guess so? I haven't played the game. But his combination of perks is scary af.

[@blutooths6581]

I heard it and I was like "oh, *gulp* alrighty then"

[@ShadowBlayde47]

I was looking to get some Jet on the down low

[@RylaDarkstar]

Alright grandma

[@lillianfox6848]

@@RylaDarkstar ok boomer

[@lillianfox6848]

@@dixnyomouff6982 ok yeah yeah

[@smittywerbermanjengson8500]

A settlement needs your help. ... ... ... *the screams of hell intensify*

[@whatwhat55]

Cait I just got you off of that

[@firstlast601]

Ephemeral Rift tested his charisma on a vit-o-matic vigor tester once, the machine burst into flames

[@timothyrock2517]

This is it. This is best comment I have ever seen on this channel. Well done

[@prplskelly]

I see what you did there, well played

[@ArtemisWasHere]

First Last charisma score of 21

[@aidanrocha2043]

He has an 11

[@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144]

Ok Mr New Vegas

[@randoaccount426]

"Okay, so, now onto some experimental tests." **Whips out nuke** "Basically we'll have you *stand in the middle of a field-"*

[@Deidara81586]

Its good for sleeping

[@RangerDaWolf]

@@Deidara81586 Externally

[@bentleyaguirre1996]

Wait... Is this dude really a super mutant suicider teacher?

[@brianstabile165]

@@bentleyaguirre1996ok I’ll only show you this once…

[@Yesking6942]

@@Deidara81586 it’s called the forever sleep basically it’s where you don’t wake up ever and it’s good for the skin

[@rooknizan2923]

31:39 "I don't have blood pressure equipment, but if you'd like to go out there and find me some, I'd reward you with some Caps." *QUEST ADDED: BLOOD PRESSURE BLUES*

[@ego8330]

Nice

[@declansavage519]

QUEST UPDATED: BURN CLINC TO OBTAIN BLOOD PRESSURE EQUIPMENT.

[@irishpotato5599]

Ahh so this must be a Canadian vault

[@ausername7753]

Yeah we have a different company doesn’t have any of those human rights violations from vault tec or at least I think

[@justinrobertson1842]

I shudder to think what the mutated geese would be like. They're mean enough as is.

[@Super-pp6qz]

@@justinrobertson1842 yep the geese are real bastards

[@thispersondoesnotexist405]

@@justinrobertson1842 I still think of what spiders would look like

[@benjaminlamothe2093]

@@justinrobertson1842 they're just a bit bigger ~moose sized

[@jjdalrymple3128]

I think he’s just flexing on us with his Fallout knowledge.

[@timeforabuse92]

I’m oddly guilty of doing this among my friends.

[@Honey_Bum]

Moose the gamer69 the only reason I played it was because of how it was set in WV 😂

[@falloutgod1073]

You fools I have played all of the fallouts and watched all lore videos

[@canevas1017]

@Mr Midnight get 76

[@carterhughes4373]

But he used the pip boy like it was Touchscreen

[@Cruzmaker452]

I have an idea: E.R. as Nick Valentine before he was a synth

[@notsocrazytank707]

He`d have to shave and cut his hair. Maybe start a petition to collect funds for Synth mask for uncle E ?

[@assassinxex]

@@notsocrazytank707 nah we have never seen Nicks face, like the Nick we see looks like all gen 1 synths so it's probably fine

[@assassinxex]

Or as a alternative idea a random doctor at MIT scans your brain and does health check and then it turns out we are Nick

[@daedricdove6012]

He was always a synth....

[@Cruzmaker452]

@@daedricdove6012 I was reffering to Pre-war cop Nick Valentine

[@Haru-spicy]

'Low Rads' **Laughs in Child of Atom**

[@wendigoalastor7345]

*laughing in deathclaw tamer*

[@waluigi6848]

*Cries in no perks*

[@1bucketcrusader834]

**laughs in tgm**

[@doomslayer343]

"Swims in a radiation filled lake with the praetor suit"

[@derianarce2686]

*laughs in X-01*

[@zorkonacus5032]

37:32 I love how he just watches the tuning fork. He knows EXACTLY (most likely) what it sounds like but because he doesn't wear headphones in the scene, it just looks like he is staring into the endless void holding a piece of metal vibrate.

[@jakebonaccorso]

Dr. Pemberton. As in, John Stith Pemberton, the creator of Coca-Cola (and therefore the inspiration for Fallout’s Nuka-Cola).

[@zaichothepsychoofficial7208]

the lengths he goes to and details he puts in his videos are always astounding

[@EphemeralRift]

No, sadly, just a coincidence.

[@sodecent8474]

Ephemeral Rift shhhh they don’t have to know that!!

[@world2nothing]

@@EphemeralRift Pretty big of a coincidence if you ask me. I'm going a game I really enjoy from Bethesda (I'm on mobile so not looking up how to spell it, if its wrong) Skyrim.

[@Bradgito]

*Knowledge*

[@steven2189]

When I was walking thru the wasteland I accidentally fell thru the map and broke my legs now here I am

[@boopsboops7692]

Welcome to the void my freind

[@dartedvader]

@@boopsboops7692 yes welcome

[@CopyNinjaJay]

I see that you had a rough journey through those Appalachians o3o

[@michealharpben5510]

@@dartedvader yo

[@forkliftcertified434]

Welcome to vault 9

[@Fate_Ya_Man]

I love how ER doesn’t do much fan service videos and listen to his fan base that much. Sequels are years apart and the comment section is usually not where he gets these ideas from. If we suggest something he probably goes, “That would be cool. I might do that in seven months if I think of it myself. But I already have the next six months of videos mapped out” this guy doesn’t need suggestions, each video is a surprise and there is an infinite number of ideas in his head. That being said I haven’t seen Deep One Dave in a spell.

[@darksungwyndolin9977]

Just sat down and had lunch with Dave just a month ago. Hopefully we get to see how the Thrift Shop is doing in it's 4th year, here shortly.

[@puck3580]

Lord Chappell im expecting the tin foil hat annual questionnaire next month

[@framenothing6561]

from time to time, he does sometimes follow viewer suggestions, such as his Marcus Aurelias one (sorry if I butchered the name)

[@cooliocoolio-g7v]

I actually think it's time for our lord and savour corvus to shine and bring light into our dark days.

[@kylekickass]

Ay wassup 🅱otaro

[@reduxys4819]

Pov: you’ve unknowingly become a victim of an “iguana” bits salesman through his front business as a doctor

[@chosenone2048]

“Have you ever been addicted to any chems?” Me who had just taken psycho: RAAAARGH! BRING IT!

[@Stressed_N]

Cait disliked that

[@peterhowe547]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@TheDamisen]

Thank God it’s free, I’m all out of bottle caps!

[@frankie3351]

Player.additem 0000000f 1000

[@smittywerbermanjengson8500]

@@frankie3351 The hell? Did you just have an online stroke?

[@frankie3351]

@@smittywerbermanjengson8500 that sounded funnier in your head didn't it?

[@smittywerbermanjengson8500]

Kind of.

[@smittywerbermanjengson8500]

Still confused though.

[@kuraya3229]

I love the reference about the “mess in Appalachia.” That’s where fallout 76 is set.

[@yourmomsafurry1971]

Nah 76 is set in London

[@cyanoticspore676]

@@yourmomsafurry1971 actually it's set in Zimbabwe

[@yourmomsafurry1971]

@@cyanoticspore676 shit my bad i was thinking of fallout 3

[@nickjonathan4043]

@@yourmomsafurry1971 fallout 3 is set in DC

[@yourmomsafurry1971]

@@nickjonathan4043 its almost as if i was joking and wasn't serious

[@isaiahgryszkiewicz5038]

ER: How long have you been wandering the Wasteland? Me: Since New Vegas

[@_Tzer]

Me since 1

[@NovaDeception]

Since 4 and still going on 76

[@sped4937]

Ah I see your a man of culture as well

[@tylercameron7453]

Since 3

[@crystalquasar6841]

FNV FTW 4vr

[@Lusiggy]

I can't believe the fallout show stole vault 31 from ER

[@VurThePerson]

I think it's crazy that he chose 31 for the Vault number in this 4 years before the fallout show came out

[@EphemeralRift]

Predicting the future is just one of my many superpowers!

[@VurThePerson]

@@EphemeralRift Is it really him? The Man, the Myth, the Legend? Paul?

[@mateoism3447]

I don’t know who else read the description, but he made that vault suit himself. This mans dedication is what keeps the masses coming. Thank you Rift for your dedication 🙏🏻

[@alexanderpfeiffer9817]

I love it when someone taps on a miny nuke in front of me. Not worrying about it exploding at all. * in game stress intensifies*

[@boopsboops7692]

Grab your 1 up mushrooms

[@alexkofford7534]

Stresses from super mutants

[@eschcal9839]

Feel free to drink the water around undetonated nukes. I hear shopkeepers pay good caps if you glow like the CIA at night.

[@ItsZuniAndItsFuzzy]

"Quicksaving"

[@Brandon_J]

I’m all too distracted by your glorious mane.

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

Mr Goat Indeed.

[@paavoilves5416]

His mane is highly glorious indeed.

[@zekekyle4655]

He is starting to look like the dude from Big Lebowski

[@michelsand5399]

Zeke Kyle too magnificent.

[@darrenart2263]

With the right products, it can really look like Bob Ross's fro

[@mcnippie8822]

"The woopsies." As a fallout player this is my new favorite disease.

[@gentileduck4839]

It just takes 1 point of luck, kinda bad

[@RoachCatJr]

14:36 the way he recognizes that Appalachia is _below_ Boston is damn amazing attention to detail and commitment to the acting. so subtle but so immersive. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@Sporacle]

Direction is subjective so it's below Boston on most maps, sure, but "below" doesn't really apply Either way he's from Pennsylvania so Im sure he's familiar with his neighbouring areas :P

[@RoachCatJr]

i was doin sum krazy meat riding here wtf

[@markschroder1663]

​@@RoachCatJrnah u good

[@keegentilley578]

He knows basic geography of the country he lives in?

[@whothehellarewe]

@@keegentilley578 Yeah. Better than 80% of most other people that live in the same country.

[@tharealverminsupreme135]

What if the Mysterious Stranger shows up? Will that effect my health?

[@jeannettecassar9167]

Literally wearing a mysterious stranger Fallout tshirt listening to this.

[@buckyboy22]

Did he say one of his favorite perks was Cannibal... oh boy

[@boopsboops7692]

Hey it’s useful!

[@boopsboops7692]

Especially for a doctor

[@PR_B_1]

Sigh. O cannibal. The perk where you accidentally eat your enemys corpse in front of your friend.

[@elvispresley2284]

@@PR_B_1 Also the one perk that makes HP gain ridiculously easy in New Vegas

[@carldimayuga6419]

....for you, Uncle Rift, i will reopen my heart to Fallout. But only for you.

[@boopsboops7692]

...what made you not like fallout?

[@AndreaCremoni]

@@boopsboops7692 76 reasons why

[@lumethecrow2632]

Pointless DLCs and no 76 refunds

[@Mr.Scott86]

@@AndreaCremoni 16 times the bugs

[@The_child-catcher]

New Vegas and fallout 3 are so good I don't care if they ever make another one.

[@TanukiGuy]

00:00:00 Intro / About the vault, its services & overseer 00:07:28 Health questionnaire Part 1 - Your history 00:08:37 Examining your Pip-Boy 00:17:10 Health questionnaire Part 2 - Current health 00:20:03 Health questionnaire Part 3 - Creatures 00:22:30 Health questionnaire Part 4 - Chems 00:24:46 Health questionnaire Part 5 - Conditions 00:26:15 Health questionnaire Part 6 - Diseases 00:28:36 Health questionnaire Part 7 - Mutations 00:30:59 Health Exam 00:33:35 Eye Exam 00:36:58 Hearing Test (Tuning Fork) 00:42:56 Experimental Treatment 1 - Mini nuke 00:48:15 Experimental Treatment 2 - Plastic Bottle Cap 00:52:38 Experimental Treatment 3 - Synth Hand 00:57:23 Experimental Treatment 4 - Deathclaw Gloves 01:02:00 Special Experimental Treatment

[@parkeypence5974]

Thanks mate

[@street_sign416]

Fluffy Boi you’re a life saver

[@coydogs88]

Is it just me or did ER predict vault 31 playing a major role in the fallout TV series years in advance?

[@zanfer6170]

I thought about this just now

[@EphemeralRift]

As I said in another comment I have yet to watch the show but when I did this video either I picked an existing vault, or I made it up. Can’t remember.

[@rubberducky734]

I remember when I found this channel and Rift was practically bald with no beard. We need an ER Chia pet.

[@evanjohnson250]

got any jet or mentats? asking for a friend

[@steelpickaxe7978]

No but i got addictol

[@space_racc]

Got some buffout and med-x for a dozen caps a pop

[@queueuof]

I prefer Med-X myself

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

You want some Psycho? Twenty caps and you'll also get a bottle of Sunset Sarsaparilla

[@aleksanderaceves4004]

Rezandra Rizky Irianto Get me some of that

[@daedricdove6012]

He has the same perks as my old Fallout 76 character that I haven't used in over a year. Especially cannibal.

[@wr1ght939]

Try the game again! It’s still rough around the edges but it’s a lot of fun!

[@EpicGamerBoy-ir4vu]

Now we know what really happens in vault 31…..

[@raritee.mp333]

ikr

[@matthewgarza5363]

The fact that this guy stands and talks about random stuff so deeply into context and stretches it just to help us sleep ...... Someone give this man a contract

[@cl4ptr4p_exe64]

Thanks, btw how about the settlement problem in our community, don't forget to help the settlements they're marked on your map, you can see them.

[@boopsboops7692]

Oh yea that’s right! The pandora planet was close to earth! So much so that they got hit by the fallout too...

[@cedargrey4265]

Dammit Preston!

[@vasco530]

I help the settlement you send me to, and they deceived to join the minutemen

[@Firstname..Lastname]

You know, this is about how much in game time would pass to be healed in fallout 4. Pretty accurate 😂

[@elvispresley2284]

Especially on survival, survival makes you use that annoying doctor in Diamond City more times than you'd like to. Never thougth I'd see the day I'd be paying that annoying asshole for anything

[@Nightly-Flare]

ER: Casually tapping and brushing a mini nuke Me: this is fine, I see no issue or worry in this whatsoever

[@dragonspadeex]

I mean as long as it's not armed...

[@Laplace3060]

I mean he litterally says "I'll try not to set it off," so either that's a joke or this is a VERY expiramental cure

[@paulovinicius9940]

Maybe he is part of the Children of Atom.

[@boopsboops7692]

Good thing I got immortality hacks

[@sonofconnaught2945]

And at the end of the video he drops it.

[@CompanyPanda]

I come back to this video so often to help me relax and sleep. The whole thing is so good. Just slap "loop" on it and I'm out through the entire night 💗

[@drewallan6811]

I LOVE THIS ROLEPLAY SO MUCH

[@DinoDooble]

Ya' see here, my friend Nick is a synth and his visual scanners seem to be just a bit out of wack. Do you have any adhesive, maybe some duct tape? No? Yeah, thought so. **Loads overseer's guardian**

[@timelordEnder]

Ok, if last video was a drink of water after wandering the desert, this is a decadent feast after starving in the desert. My favorite game series and my favorite ASMRtist helping me relax after another stressful day. Blood clot update: I'm walking now with some difficulty, but I can finally make it to the kitchen without help.

[@ronaldmcjoker2135]

Ethan Wilson good on you man

[@walkingglasses6264]

Keep on getting better dude! Even though a year has passed hope you are doing swell!

[@sebbies]

So uhh... can we hurry up? In this time I could've walked from the Prydwen to the Glowing Sea _twice_

[@jacksondeary9929]

CoolKidSeb and drinken like six nuka colas

[@boopsboops7692]

And done 5 missions

[@yourmomsafurry1971]

Quit complaining pussy

[@yourmomsafurry1971]

@@lsswappedmiata63 i don't understand how i got woooooshed if i joked to them about their joke Do you are have stupid?

[@j.r.o3hree338]

Jesus and I complain walking to the shop

[@EldritchImagination]

This man should be in the next fallout game as an npc

[@Drowned_King]

That would actually be fire 😂😂

[@teddyteddy4702]

If they decide to put some in i guess..

[@BigOrangeFan]

Be even better if he could be a follower/companion

[@Gregory64337]

Never knew that Vault 31 used to be located in Boston before being relocated to California just so Vault 33 and 32 have their own overseers.

[@thomasmoriarty04]

Just casually slaughtering a Deathclaw with the weakest weapons possible, very little Stimpaks, but this video relaxes me even in my toughest situations in the Wasteland.

[@steelpickaxe7978]

Me beating a mirelark queen to death with a commie whacker

[@thomasmoriarty04]

Last time I played Fallout 4 my character had a chef's hat and a raider's outfit as "battle gear"

[@wendigoalastor7345]

*laughing in deathclaw tamer*

[@simplyblu2556]

I really needed his, I had so many rads per second

[@yesno-cs8yw]

I just got fallout 4 yesterday, you're watching me aren't you?

[@vagarityga7100]

Man this shit really happens alot isnt it. Some song you never heard before then you hear it everywhere. Or you buy a game you were trying to buy for 2 years new mode releases drops from sky or expansion packs

[@nononononono3252]

@@vagarityga7100 ikr this kinda stuff is crazy

[@Brokes9]

Vagari Tyga I feel like it’s just you paying more attention to it that happens a lot when I hear random words and I learn them then you see them everywhere

[@EphemeralRift]

Of course. I watch everyone.

[@vagarityga7100]

Uncle Rift has blessed us with a reply

[@eldritchschizo9358]

I really appreciate your dedication to your ASMR! One of the Mary reasons I started watching is because of the funny bits, great sounds, and the technicalities you put into these! Like the exact names of each mutation, love it!

[@Larcerus666]

Well it's 2 years later and i still love to return to this one

[@DrAgasa_anime]

Just give me a stimpak and I'll be fine

[@notsocrazytank707]

Ummm, thirst, nausea, minor bloodstemdamage, addiction, no? A yes, Bethesda`s new canon. `Ight, imma... Go back to 1980 to give Interplay a complete copy of their game to safe ime and money, I guess...

[@TheFinalFlesh]

@@notsocrazytank707 are you high?

[@yourmomsafurry1971]

@@notsocrazytank707 ng cu c Ru gf yjhcuifu u8 iv8f8r7r8i v you too buddy

[@cyanoticspore676]

@@notsocrazytank707 I'll talk to you in a language you may understand: Atae ritly oke tardy?!+

[@BruhMoment-oc7yk]

Not so Crazy Tank jfjdjfhfujhfhfhhfjfjfhfidjfjfifbf to you too, my dear friend

[@nolar120]

Good evening from Russia for everyone (exсept the professor)

[@chevi-ev7wd]

Привет комрад

[@boopsboops7692]

😀

[@Imperator_Chrysalis]

These triggers are superb and the roleplaying is fantastic!

[@coffeechimp3816]

Glad to see asmr hasn’t been forgotten after the bombs fell. I wonder if ghouls or super mutants would be much calmer if they listened to asmr?

[@Rich_828]

Vault 31, this aged well lmfao

[@theharbingerofdawn7207]

I've become so ingrained into this world that I actually thought to myself "Wait didn't he sell that fallout suit?"

[@boopsboops7692]

Good question

[@jackeisen2204]

@@boopsboops7692 I found a question you haven replied too, bad job

[@alexisstewart2518]

This is AMAZING. I just started playing New Vegas again and literally last night was thinking to myself "It's been a while since Rift has done a Fallout video... I miss those." You're the best and I always look forward to your content. And thank you for accidentally granting my wish!

[@uknighted213]

We've done it boys, free healthcare for all!

[@potatoepleb4985]

U Knighted lol in the uk we get it for free anyways

[@Brokes9]

Andrew Martin totally not supplied by the taxes you pay

[@PainArk]

Pbounds blah blah taxes are gay

[@Brokes9]

@Duck Animations XD yeah man very accurate cause school shootings totally happen like once every year and like 2 people die thats really a epidemic!

[@ItsSamHussey]

U Knighted I’m british so no real difference for me

[@JJ-zr1wf]

Doctor: **Starts scratching a mini nuke** Me: **Nervous Sweating**

[@MakimasGoodBoy]

I remember this one group I encountered that was called the “White Glove Society.” They had a really “elegant” look about them, but there was one strange thing about them... I couldn’t put my finger on it. They just seemed, off. Hold on, what was that? What did you say your last favorite perk was again? I think I know why this questionnaire was so extensive now... 😩

[@epicwarcrimes4613]

I think the word your looking for is cannibal

[@notsocrazytank707]

Should've worn a lab coat atop that jumpsuit but still, your dedication is just... RADIATING. Your love and passion for your hobby and channel make you a GLOWING ONE youtuber. Lright, I had my share of puns

[@mooli7138]

Apart from loving your videos for over two years, when I first started watching you, I also have to say you have the kindest eyes I think I’ve ever seen Love what you do and Thankyou. Your videos have helped me so much ❤️❤️

[@something5270]

Doc, I got almost every mutation I can. It feels like my DNA is about to explode

[@alejanbro7329]

i need much more of 37:04, that tuning fork is excellent. great video all together but that bit puts me out. excellent choice

[@spaghettiman697]

congrats you are the last ever hearted comment

[@alejanbro7329]

@@spaghettiman697 im ready to transcend

[@doodledothings7138]

I just wanted a stimpak and now he won't let me leave the darkness room help

[@tangerineg9038]

Let's be realistic, he just likes his beard too much to do the John Wick roleplay. 🤔

[@boopsboops7692]

Yea...

[@Bropower125Games]

Nah he shaves his beard and hair every so often Usually at the same time though

[@minimuttonchops]

33:21 ER: "Everything seems to be in order so far. Nothing to be too concerned about." Me: "Oh good." My anxiety: "WHAT SHOULD WE BE CONCERNED ABOUT!?"

[@boopsboops7692]

Probably the things he was concerned with, with me.

[@dyslegein]

The doctor is a cannibal. There is a good chance he ate us all.

[@anotherguy687]

He's sending us to Professor Clemmons if he can... that's some bad fucking news if I say so myself

[@maeriwen]

"Not many doctors around these days, you should let me take a look at you." Love Fallout 😊

[@jackgonemad14]

War never changes... on my 6th playthrough and about to be into my 7th playthrough on Fallout 4 I absolutely love the game...

[@Potatomasher72]

*Cure Rads 40 caps* Doctor: *Takes a syringe and taps it* Me: Uhh... That won’t... *Rads are cured* Me: WTF

[@wrlk636]

I'm so stoked for this, I've been waiting for more post-apocalyptic videos.😍

[@nukewolf97]

Man...i’d love to take a weekend holiday just to sit and have a cup of tea and a chat with you That’d be pretty good, rather insightful too i’d bet

[@EphemeralRift]

You sure about that? ...

[@nukewolf97]

Ephemeral Rift certain my good man I mean, you don’t have to have tea but i watch you over all other asmr channels, everything is so interesting and awesome to me

[@Taylor_Wolfe115]

Sip tea nd listen to heavy metal

[@blueorbetter1948]

Me: glad they don't do experiments here ER tree growing out of his face: beg your pardon

[@boopsboops7692]

..oh no

[@bvbswrld]

What are the odds of this roleplay being vault 31 and the show chosing 31 aswell?

[@connorrasmussen1167]

1 in 122 as of right now, thats how many comfirmed different vaults there are

[@sibssibs9109]

Tending the wounded was what introduced me to this beyond creative man. He helped me through high school when I had rough days and here I am today watching him at 3:54am what wild ride.

[@tiarnacais9656]

We all know rift is growing that beard for a santa video

[@boopsboops7692]

(Ho ho ho merry Christmas to all of the rift fans)

[@clawsby6964]

My man is rocking that god like haircut my guy

[@timeforabuse92]

*Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter*

[@boopsboops7692]

I’m dreaming of a white cristmas

[@CopyNinjaJay]

I just saw slmost the saw comment lol

[@zenny8877]

@John Doe I think it was "I saw a comment almost the same as this" lulw

[@ninjanaut1000]

Patrolling the nuclear winter almost makes me wish for a Mojave.

[@JuniperF]

*We won't go quietly, the Legion can count on that.*

[@jessikalynn2786]

Thank you so much for your content, I’m a survivor of sexual assault and asmr your content in general has helped me dramatically in falling asleep and helping with my ptsd, I appreciate everything you post and do. Thank you so much

[@StudMacher78]

As a fallout nerd who’s obsessed with this franchise I couldn’t feel more on cloud nine right now! Awesome job Nifty Rifty!