Keith Lemon Has Everyone In Stitches Over His Horse Joke | The Jonathan Ross Show

Horses are bad animals in Keith Lemon's eyes and here's why you should take his word for it...
ORIGINAL BROADCAST DATE: 28 November 2015
Series 9, Episode 7.
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[@singin8324]

Keith never fails to make you belly laugh. A very good line up.

[@diggernator]

Sir David is the ultimate gentleman and thoroughly deserves every accolade he receives

[@carlbeaumont4276]

He spews nothing but climate lies and propaganda and should be in prison.

[@diggernator]

@@carlbeaumont4276 What utter bullshit ... speaking of spreading lies...

[@patriciafarrell1862]

I before E except after C 😂

[@VooDooMaGicMan81]

He's an elitist puppet, who advocates for genocide under the guise of environmentalism. Yeah, top geezer.

[@vincemarshall8550]

@@carlbeaumont4276 exactly hes a globalist

[@shannona6989]

As an Australian that Kookaburra impression was impressive. 😅

[@suzeb7005]

Hello Fellow Aussie from West Aus

[@richardshipman8399]

Liv Tyler has the most soothing voice i've ever heard

[@Terrezio]

Well she did play Arwen in LotR 😄

[@katz0625]

I’d know that laugh anywhere!! Jimmy Carr’s laugh is def something memorable!! Lol

[@micscwisby7798]

Anyone else got Jimmy Carr immediately?

[@LordBaktor]

I did. His laugh is unmistakeable.

[@pseudonayme7717]

Damn. I thought it was a goose being interfered with 😐😄

[@remohte]

I did. The only one I got in fact.

[@LeeO_22]

I did, but I thought the impression sounded more like Uncle Albert 😂

[@thehangingparsiple5692]

No, but I watched the entire video thinking Jimmy was going to make an appearance 😂

[@grahamharper8114]

Liv Tyler is still absolutely gorgeous.

[@goomymf]

Gonna have to check out Keith, he was hilarious.

[@David-ib3oi]

I lived in the UK when he did Bo' Selecta. That was ground breaking stuff IMO.

[@JerDog1984]

Him and Ali G were just amazing! Great time for TV

[@hardlines2635]

Then he turned into a whimp and apologised, cost him millions of fans.

[@Gae-hp9do]

Kenny Everett done the very same chin mask for loads of characters in the 80's.....Everett on Parkinson (with Billy Connolly) is a prime example!!👍👍😂

[@carolinecoy3164]

That was THE annoying program in the world. I almost didn't give celebrity juice a chance I found him that cringe. But other than bo selector,he's funny

[@ralphylad]

Michael Jackass was one of the most bonkers concepts ever.

[@Pennyburn1688]

Horse joke... Yeah that old chestnut 😜

[@Bi773n]

Mr. Francis is a national treasure.

[@davieferguson202]

He’s a sleazy pervert

[@sk-23.]

Who? His name's Keith.🤫😉

[@RajeshJustaguy]

I already knew the last one hahahahahahahahha

[@vivienwade4378]

😂😂😂😂 that cheered me up x

[@lordeden2732]

Keith lemon is utterly untalented. And a total waste of space.

[@j9janinewow]

lol, can't believe he mentioned Dewsbury ! (my home town :) )

[@elizabethking9223]

So funny 😆

[@moose6676]

Absolutely brilliant 🤩👍🏻👍🏻

[@christophersturgess4064]

Very funny 😂👍🏻

[@robertwhite6188]

Fantastic tv J Ross at his best

[@54spatula]

“How are you, are you well?” “Not really!” I love Leigh Francis 😂

[@mairimillar6606]

Weirdly, I've always thought Keith Lemon/Leigh Francis resembles a younger Richard Attenborough, David's late brother. Make of that what you will.

[@jonathanjames3984]

I've just googled a younger Richard Attenborough and I've made of that what I have - that you need to get your eyes checked :D

[@mairimillar8866]

I disagree, Smart Alec :D

[@jonnycar5006]

So old but still GOLD

[@I-cant-game]

I love him. Funny as hell

[@daveclayton3701]

A watched dis on tele!!!!!!!

[@davereid-daly2205]

David was outstanding !!!

[@musicalmarion]

But he didn't know Jimmy Carr...

[@CB-xr1eg]

@@musicalmarion Then he's very lucky!

[@musicalmarion]

@@CB-xr1eg I'm not so sure - he's a BBC presenter..

[@djsylambert]

04:00 Jesus! You really can tell who they are supposed to be 😂😂😂

[@csgollum]

Damn, that was fun! I'm just disappointed in myself for not recognizing the final sound!

[@CB-xr1eg]

Probsbly showing my age here but I was going for Basil Brush.🦊

[@suzeb7005]

& it was an excellent kookaburra impression

[@Mr_Dopey]

It's a beaver because it eats wood.

[@JK_Clark]

Ah! Very good.

[@MissyChezoovy]

Omg 😂😂😂 I learnt something new today

[@ssabykoops]

hairy and wet

[@anxiouscucumber9]

​@@marcp8801excellent beaver

[@Lyran7]

That it does 😂

[@toochill_]

Lol I got an advert for William Hill horse betting on this

[@zmznzbzvzmznzb]

Jimmy Carr right off the back😂

[@CB-xr1eg]

Think you mean right off the bat*🙄

[@SylvesterStallone-bb6lc]

I dont care about celebrities but man, i wouldnt have mind sitting next to the Sir.

[@mrmoran0077]

Keith lemon has someone in stitches?, did he pull a knife?

[@DanielMassey690]

The funniest thing is how people are commenting like this is a new interview when it's from 8 years ago. Does nobody ever read the descriptions?😆

[@Mvrky0]

It's doing the rounds again, was in my recommended and I don't usually watch Jonathan Ross

[@chilly6470]

So, that must mean that Liv Tyler has been married and divorced at least 3 homes since this was made?.....

[@CaptainsChannel58]

People are stupid, didn't you know?

[@jamieorton6809]

My god that was funny 🤣

[@informedchoice2249]

Sweet :)

[@graxa9167]

Wicked😂

[@TheLoudog44]

Most people don't know how big the character Keith lemon was. He ruled the comedy era in the early 2000's

[@derkaderpz]

You mean Avid Merrion and Bo Selecta

[@TheLoudog44]

@@derkaderpz yes the guy in the video is same guy. Hence the relevance

[@user-bk9si9sl7c]

two well whapped!

[@MultiVince95]

Saturday 28th November 2015

[@Steven-no7yg]

If youre from West Yorkshire youll know where Dewsbury is 😂

[@equalizer1963]

That was why Bo Selecta was on at midnight.

[@macroberts5913]

If you dont like him dont fuking watch him man is class

[@evieowens6877]

Beaver is so yesterday, it is now bonus hole apparently😀!

[@margaretflounders8510]

NOT if I can help it! Anyone trying to call my lady parts that, would soon find themselves punched in whatever their orifice is...

[@JasonDunlop247]

😂

[@headshot217]

When was this aired?

[@dpoodle1711]

28th of november 2015 it says in the details

[@HowtoMakeThings]

A bulldozer couldn’t pull me off Liv.

[@staygoldponyboy8881]

Careful who you send up Keith or you'll be on social media crying out another apology before you know it

[@jimbobalob2491]

If you notice, he only impersonates white celebs now. 👵👱‍♀👱

[@teacherericka]

❤

[@JoeyXSmith]

3:09 Leigh look very annoyed with Ross saying he had to have him on because he was on ITV.

[@TonyEvans95]

there was about 3 laughs after the horse joke though

[@bonniechops1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Adam-ci1qb]

Knew Doris elba was from dewsbury 😂

[@chrispbacon5622]

🤔

[@ScotVenus]

Love how Liv Tyler immediately downgraded her husband to fiancé when KL/Francis was flirting with her 🤣 like other commenter said, she’s got a super smooth dreamy voice

[@eyefishinggunkchannel1011]

plz can sum1 explain the thing on his hand

[@l15c11y]

So is there a new show coming soon?

[@JustWatching2024]

No. This is old.

[@l15c11y]

@@JustWatching2024 just realised thanks for informing me though. I wish we could go back to when comedians were allowed to be funny. All he can do now is make that awful shopping show such a shame.

[@daviddenham6330]

"Nice beaver" "Thanks, I've recently just had it stuffed" Anyone ???

[@brendandaly5397]

Leslie Neeson rip legend, naked gun

[@robrussell7729]

Naked gun

[@CB-xr1eg]

@@brendandaly5397 Nielsen*

[@Eddiedoherty22]

Lol. Tell me this my good man. why was Rodger prodactor killed.😂

[@SonjaDawn]

For those of us who didn't know, Keith Lemon is a character played by Leigh Francis. I thought he was a real person.

[@marcp8801]

You didn't know that? 😮

[@SonjaDawn]

@@marcp8801 I feel like he’s only famous within the UK?!

[@marcp8801]

@@SonjaDawn Yes. That's true.

[@boredweegie553]

yeah Lee Francis.. probably is just known within the uk

[@brendandaly5397]

I love him and until this moment, I thought Keith lemon was Keith lemon😅

[@marypoppins8083]

The onky time ive laughed at lemon is when he slipped and banged his head on celebrity juice need a laugh just going to watch again 😂

[@paulturner6498]

He now finds it impossible to be Leigh Francis on tv, can anyone link me to a video of him just being Leigh Francis?

[@Lone_Star86]

Leigh Francis is also just a character ..nobody knows who the real character is... 😂

[@LiliBennett1]

I think the comment by Jonathan saying they only booked him because they had to actually cut leigh

[@CaptainsChannel58]

Yep I thought so too

[@robert-hh2ft]

him and bez and paddy top gear at a b and m conference for managers

[@seanmccreery8463]

Whats that pink leg in the middle ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@TherealPatrickBatemanOfficial]

Sir David is a on job with the animals ....

[@CB-xr1eg]

is a on job? wtf?

[@TherealPatrickBatemanOfficial]

@@CB-xr1eg sorry for anyone over 50 - to do their job with the up most dilagence!

[@CB-xr1eg]

@@TherealPatrickBatemanOfficial "up most"..."dilagence"? You get worse with each reply. Get an education!🙄

[@haberdasheryandspam]

Ohhh dolphin paste

[@darrenground462]

David Attenborough = legend

[@aidanjenoch8676]

its a vibrator on a tin tray 🤣

[@Christina-uh8xk]

Love Sir David!

[@marklaing9485]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍻🍻🍻Love wood

[@MrYellowororange]

I did

[@shaunbat5097]

Gorgeous Liv

[@allansayers7842]

Did he just say at the end …should of?

[@lovelybitofbugle219]

I love all the angry foreigners in the comments 😂 Cheer up lads!!

[@marklaing9485]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍻🍻🍻Beavers

[@SonjaDawn]

To be fair, is there such a thing as a ‘foreigner’ on social media?

[@lovelybitofbugle219]

@@SonjaDawn Or are we all foreigners? Anyway it's not necessarily a bad thing. Its just cultural differences.

[@SonjaDawn]

@@lovelybitofbugle219 I had never heard of this guy until I watched this clip.

[@vincemarshall8550]

those nature trekkers of attenburghs look like they done some miles .......blimey

[@jessestone3915]

something wrong about lemon with a children's book

[@mrfister1899]

Don't look like it'll be any Bo Selecter

[@fletcherliam]

I was cringing on behalf of Sir David A

[@liamkeane9159]

Keo

[@jimniven1044]

Manbun says it all

[@adamsmith6594]

I used to love Celebrity Juice ... and ... and then I didnt.

[@michaeldevanney4796]

Did he later start crying and apologise to horses?

[@ryanpotter9152]

not everyone

[@E-A-Z-Y]

Most likely too lowbrow for you, Ryan.

[@chris_gh2639]

Agreed - he really isn't funny at all

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

He meant on the show 🙄🤦‍♀️

[@lindacollins5185]

Yellow diamond s

[@robinmabbott7334]

Maybe it smells like a beaver .

[@CB-xr1eg]

@@ianardo127 you didn't think that through did you?

[@ScottReed]

Love Keith, my mum and I always watched celebrity Juice together when she was alive and it cracked us up. But it does require not having a rod up your ass like a lot if commenters on here. So many Karens

[@brendandaly5397]

Lemon legend I'm with you pal

[@seanpittaway5341]

I used to watch it all the time but a handful of years ago he stopped being funny, for me atleast

[@michaelfoulkes9246]

Keith lemon funny 🤔

[@O-o-Azazel-o-O]

Hes hilarious unless your a London living professional offended victim

[@beckysharper6509]

No

[@mikeymodelle5617]

cheer up you miserable sod

[@scottmalyn7625]

All the comments hating on Keith. He's hilarious lol

[@beckysharper6509]

He's not, be honest.

[@GhastlyCretin]

​@@beckysharper6509Yeah, he's bottom of the barrel. Not funny at all.

[@scottmalyn7625]

​@@beckysharper6509 It's an opinion Becky.

[@ScottReed]

​@@beckysharper6509nah he is fucking funny

[@richardbrake1523]

He's a bit outdated to be honest, like me 😅

[@mrp9273]

Jimmy Carr punny.... 😅

[@Talisman09]

The audience applause is painful, why do they order that

[@dawnjeanballard2874]

Jimmy Carr

[@RosieHarp]

Oh dear, Elba didn't want the white furry one, swapped it for a nice Brown one 👎😝

[@cameronfinch938]

Jimmy Carr was easiest one and only one I got

[@rossshepherd9836]

I wish this show would stick to the interview. Stop these stupid games.

[@Simon_PieMan]

What do you expect, Jonathan Ross is talentless.

[@CB-xr1eg]

What's he going to interview Lemon about, why he's cringeworthy, crude and embarrassing?

[@rossshepherd9836]

@@CB-xr1eg, um, that wasn't the point of my statement. Also, you shouldn't ask questions as if what's implied is everyone's opinion. It's the old addage, "comedy is subjective".

[@CB-xr1eg]

@@rossshepherd9836 But you said he should stick to the interview, so it *IS* the point of your statement. He was talking to Keith Lemon

[@rossshepherd9836]

@@CB-xr1eg, fair enough, but Leigh Francis is good, just that Keith Lemon is a bit done. Again, comedy is subjective.

[@graemelightbody1144]

Folded like a deck chair over BLM.

[@mattroach-gx3bj]

Is David a w.e.f. grifter?

[@Andyc515]

Its about time he ditched keith lemon and we saw him! Lee Francis.. Lemon is too old and past it

[@CB-xr1eg]

Leigh*

[@Kung_Fu_Jesus]

I feel sorry for Sir David Attenborough being subjected to the immense cheapness of Keith Lemon

[@smudger671]

Yes the most unfunny person on TV.

[@kioskcarl]

What’s he’s a legend! Bet you wouldn’t mind being a quid behind him. Bo Selecta rules!!!

[@RosieHarp]

@@kioskcarlyeah 'bet' being the operative word. Advertising online bingo's the only job he's had for 10 years 😆

[@kioskcarl]

@@RosieHarp he’s got an estimated net worth of 10 million, with a definite 8 million! Doesn’t really need to work I’d say! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤭😉

[@RosieHarp]

@@kioskcarl Then he shouldn't

[@eric44soberjourney23]

Keith lemon??????? Why

[@slowmo9642]

Whos the female?

[@supertouring22]

Keith Lemon

[@slowmo9642]

@@supertouring22 bravo 👏

[@Noor-kp1yb]

Liv Tyler

[@nigelhearne8368]

Steven Tyler's (Aerosmith) daughter, I think she does a little bit of acting as well, lol 😂

[@1983Dave1983]

Her name was mentioned quite a few times

[@richyhigg3042]

I wish Kieth would stop advertising gambling it ruins lives. Thought he would have enough money by now Used to be a big fan

[@RosieHarp]

Lose the bandage mate, it's just old now