Jeff Dunham Admits No Woman Has Ever Said 'Ventriloquist, That's Hot'

[@DonnieDin]

Legend has it, Jeff is still trying to finish his story

[@melindasmith4576]

😂

[@daleemrick9816]

Lol

[@Naturesfavorite]

For real 😆

[@TexasDog3]

No kidding. Women can never shutup and say nothing.

[@saddollychick5871]

@@TexasDog3 personal experience? 🤣

[@GuiAntonioli]

Jeff is one of the best comedians EVER. This guy is so underrated, he's a genius.

[@jamespasifull3424]

You need to get out more! 🤣

[@ledgaming6489]

@@jamespasifull3424 you’re probably like 65 years old I bet

[@Oscario2004]

@@ledgaming6489 Yeah, looks like it

[@americanspirit8932]

@@jamespasifull3424 Jeff, is definitely one of the best comedians ever. He has the highest ratings of any comedian in the history of entertainment. It has absolutely nothing to do with age. Today is June 9th 2022.

[@azurplex]

Knowing his act is recycled from older comedians it's still true.

[@USNVA11]

Jeff’s a cool dude. A quick wit and very personable. It’s no wonder he’s been such a success.

[@marioiacolucci]

Great guy

[@dkix89]

The story of how he met his wife might spoil your impression a bit.

[@easyenetwork2023]

@@dkix89 Why? His first wife was through his shows basically. Second wife was shadier though, I think:

[@mikiqex]

Actually, he earned his success due to his perseverance, diligence and hard work. He started in elementary school doing reports, soon after he started doing gigs. His first few decades were full of rejection and he had to show to everybody ventriloquism is not an old and forgotten vaudevillian act. You can read everything about this in his autobiography.

[@jonathanbair523]

@@dkix89 Like walter said... He rolled up and picked her up from school LOL

[@jims6056]

JEFF-FA-FAAAAAAA!!! DUN-HAAAAAAM!

[@belakdoll]

Dot commmm

[@gogododo]

You're the other white meat :)

[@divinagracia7805]

.com😂😂😂

[@christopherfleetwood5252]

You wouldn't do well in prison, come on puppet boy, make your daddy talk.

[@jadefire1814]

You're using an un-needed *"F!*

[@psw4763]

The constant interrupting is annoying. Let Jeff tell the story

[@kyronix560]

Jesus I know.

[@thedarknight241]

It’s the kelly clarkson show it’s all about her.

[@stevefick3919]

Ya, Two Broke Girls is over. Shut the hell up!

[@zanecallison2580]

I KNOW!

[@BTA08]

Should got to Graham Norton. Everybody finishes their stories there without any problems. He's the best talk host ever.

[@pattichambley6509]

Hes the coolest ventriloquist

[@gamingfreak2821]

Patti Chambley hes the only one ik tbh😂

[@rafimohammad39]

GamingFreak28 you forgot Terry Fator

[@gamingfreak2821]

Mohammad Rafi dont know who that is so will have to search him up but thank you

[@rafimohammad39]

GamingFreak28 yeah and also he won season 2 of agt

[@gamingfreak2821]

Mohammad Rafi Ah right thank you for letting me know

[@pamthompson3812]

Never go on a talk show with 2 women if you ever want to finish your story

[@Alexanderbuilds2001]

Pam Thompson #realatable

[@Trish0871]

Especially Kelly that can talk. 😂😂

[@small-timegarden]

Agreed

[@kayequinn6726]

Just shut up! Let the guy tell the story.

[@itsraginnathan4984]

Or be in any room with 2 women

[@Eric-gv9fn]

$60 million net worth for not being normal. Go Jeff!!!!!!

[@brandondowdy4220]

Seen him 2 times and the second time was nice this past October

[@filwanz4021]

$140 million actually

[@Eric-gv9fn]

@@filwanz4021 even better

[@rapturedpassage]

@@filwanz4021 150M now

[@jamespasifull3424]

The money's nice, but I'd prefer to be a damn good vent, like Ray Allen!!

[@oscblade1691]

dated a girl and brought her back to his place, not to get lucky but to scare the crap out of her. lol

[@keithnorris8982]

Good sense of humor!

[@sergarlantyrell7847]

Sounds like something Achmed would do.

[@MetalSStar196]

@@sergarlantyrell7847 "Silence!!! I keeeeeeeehl youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!"

[@digitalnomad9985]

"I don't like spiders and snakes And that ain't what it takes" And if you get that reference, you're probably old like me.

[@denniswarren3668]

He should have had a Chucky doll remote controlled that told her when he was out of the room that she'd better give him some!

[@ironfae]

If Jeff ever makes a female character, she’d NEVER let him talk. 😂😂😂

[@miketheyunggod2534]

ironfae lol

[@ironfae]

MiketheYung God 😜😂👍

[@BSmith8181]

He did. Watch the movie Dinner For Schmucks

[@ironfae]

Brandon Smith Haven’t seen it yet but I’ll check it out. 👍

[@Mr.Bones24-7]

You don't need a female character for that, just Peanut!!! He does it all the time!🤣🤣🤣

[@soumithv8620]

Rich Ventriloquist: That's Hot Poor Ventriloquist: That's weird

[@Swav.Zielin]

The richest ventriloquist / stand up ever - super hot guessing

[@CountryMetal01]

@@Swav.Zielin With Cool Cars

[@AzguardMike]

Soo true. I drive a convertable. Im not exactly Bradd pitt in the looks department. Me hitting on girls: eugh no thanks Girls see my car: Hey !!!!

[@ryynerwicked2762]

I mean that's what 90 percent of all attention to guys are

[@Harry351ify]

Richest ventriloquist: it's a sexual harassment charge.

[@ozzyfan7299]

It's hard enough to tell a story to one woman, but two women is damn near impossible

[@dianedeck]

Hey now!

[@bobafrost7366]

@Wayne Green not my family. my family my dad likes to hear himself talk & hold a conversation with himself, that's how he is with everybody. you can't get a word in. ever. and I mean EVER😅 like even when you think he's finally done and you wanna comment something off what he said, if he's not.... oh boy it's drama😅 that's putting it nicely (very offended) but he'll walk in and cut everyone else off, he expects from others what he isn't willing to give to them- just to share my own personal experience that contradicts your rude comments and jaded perception. your bias is showing taking what everyone was laughing about into something else entirely. it comes down to individual basis. and I really respect jeff for how he handles the situation keeping it light, that's how a mature adult should do it, no matter which way it goes.

[@LumpyNutz]

@@bobafrost7366 Oh Lord, another one complaining about their dad 🥱

[@stupiddems9422]

3 women its a lynch ing...

[@stupiddems9422]

@@LumpyNutz My pops is the opposite says just the right amount... then walks away he's done! No rebuttal no answer no questions... just walks away... now I see why, its just not worth the energy...

[@LIVEINPEACE2023]

Beth, please let him tell the hilarious story uninterrupted. 😀

[@NellieKAdaba]

👍

[@ameliajordan9925]

@@EdsterIII that was rude

[@agenttex5973]

@@ameliajordan9925 Welcome To The Internet

[@30ART5]

@@agenttex5973 no... they meant it was rude to the grape for having its IQ compared to dumb blondes.

[@wadecarmen7501]

She is cute.

[@divyanshumisra2165]

Legend says he is still completing the story.. 😶😶😶

[@nickjones9291]

"LET ME GIVE YOU THE STORY" (0:49)....ladies, let the man talk

[@jonmccracken8625]

Can you lady's please let the guy talk instead of talking over him ffs it's annoying

[@dalekelly7639]

Too much of a challenge.

[@rayjohnson2387]

u asking 2 women to shut up??? never gonna happen

[@MissEssence78]

Its seriously annoying. I totally lost the story and just wanted to close the video....

[@etonbachs4226]

*ladies

[@marioiacolucci]

@@MissEssence78 same

[@riverdreams9510]

Jeff is so talkative even without his dummies 🤣

[@RogerCanda]

Still lost to the two women😖

[@robertmizek3315]

“Dummy”. Best license plate ever.

[@jamesfountain6183]

"Dummy" is what my brother called me on my wedding day when we were standing up in front of everyone waiting for my now ex wife to walk down the aisle🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johnmcgarry9519]

I got that beat. Since you did say best. Giant peach colored Eldorado convertible, huge guy in 70's disco threads ... LYZNPL8.

[@JR-bj3uf]

I was with Jeff in Europe. We were just kids and Jeff knew he wanted to be a ventriloquist even back then and he was good. We were riding on the tube in Paris. We had these white windbreaker jackets and Rodger, our choir director, had his rolled up, tucked in his arms, looking to all the world like a tiny baby in a blanket. Rodger was standing and Jeff started to make subtle baby noises throwing his voice to make the white blanket sound like a mildly fussy baby. Rodger would bounce the bundle and the baby noises would bounce too. On the other side of the car were several seated middle aged French women. They had become quite interested in the little white bundle in Rodger's arms. They moved forward in their seat and craned their necks to try and get a better look. At this point Rodger looks at Jeff and says "now?" To which Jeff replied "NOW." Rodger took the rolled up windbreaker and shook it out and three pare of arms shot out to catch the poor baby but there was no baby! They look surprised and then began to laugh. They had been had and they knew it. Jeff is a good guy, one of the best.

[@kingcreedo6010]

"I'm gonna keep talking until you subscr-" Me:*Clicks pause button* "You underestimate my power"

[@marksauck8481]

You girls still love guys who can make you laugh.

[@chenoabryan8458]

My 7 year old son practices ventriloquism daily. He loves Jeff Dunham and Sherry Lewis(lamb Chop)

[@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263]

He's gonna keep the legacy alive.

[@douglasarnold5310]

Chenoa Bryan my 8 year old is scared of mine lol

[@assassinforever19]

There was a girl that did ventriloquism in Americas got talent a few years ago that he should watch too. Her name is... Darci? I think?

[@RedDuke03]

@@assassinforever19 Darci Lynne. She's pretty good and worth watching.

[@cooperminion825]

@@douglasarnold5310 is your dummy named Slappy?

[@mysterymayhem7020]

where's the tape, I want to see that tape so badly now

[@BODUKE3201]

Chris Ryan me 2

[@marykrupsky8795]

I agree ! Now I really would love to see the tape

[@jamesfountain6183]

Exactly

[@ralphstevens2776]

Love to see it too

[@felipelotas5609]

I asume that was a bluff and nobody but his most close relatives will enjoy that amazing video.

[@ArmoredMexican]

“I will not stop talking until you-“ *pause*

[@casualsurgeon]

312Ironhide a did the same. Turns out the pause button still works

[@carieb6396]

I'm a female and I was annoyed. Let Jeff tell his damn story.

[@Sekir80]

I did that, too! It felt sooo right!

[@sergarlantyrell7847]

Me 1:0 Kelly

[@Kara_Kay_Eschel]

*turns off computer*

[@kratoscallofduty]

"Let me get to the story!" Jeff said what we were all thinking.

[@hunter-7772]

3:11 Legend says that she’s still talking to this day

[@kikikolar6249]

50 years later...

[@Marcus-bh5rl]

Can someone explain to me how Deff Junham can have two dummies talking at the same time while he's talking? And with no hands.

[@Sekir80]

You are very savage! :D My guess: it's magic!

[@bettycogswell9851]

LOL..

[@andyrrafaelthebeastemperor8709]

Bluetooth.

[@Marcus-bh5rl]

@@andyrrafaelthebeastemperor8709 makes sense. Damn he's good.

[@jacobshort6528]

Strange magic!

[@Nozerone]

"I won't stop talking unless y" Pause is a wonderful button. Not gonna lie, only reason you got my view was cause Jeff Dunham was there.

[@bikeny]

Yeah, me too. And I thought he was gonna do routine, not just try to tell a story. And what's with the huge on-screen text block of her name? Is it like that when it's actually being shown on whatever channel it runs on?

[@marilynsnider8183]

Jeff cracks me up! I love this story.

[@TheMoonlitCircus]

I'm so dissappointed, Peanut was in the tumbnail but he didn't appear in the video, he's my favorite and the reason I cliked

[@MrJoko-zp5tw]

they uploaded a day before: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4XJeGpubb94kM0

[@Trxfxlgxr]

Sees Peanut in the thumbnail: The video: Jeff Dunham getting interrupted for 3 minutes straight

[@MrSailmakers]

Now if it was Peanut I would be fine with it

[@wandachristian1884]

Ah man I so want to play that trick on my relatives.😹 And it’s so awesome to see someone else who talks as much as I do.😹

[@Samuel-ku1qb]

His voice sounds really tired. I would just like to show appreciation towards his line of work. Because he doesn’t just come up with his own material and puppets, he uses special techniques to speak and a vast range of voices so incredibly often. If anything I’m the most impressed by how LONG he’s been doing this rather than how huge he’s become.

[@eolsunder]

and not only this. He's known for his show and dummies, but he is also a huge toy collector and has an amazing collection of vintage and old toys, board games and many other things. Jay Leno does cars, Jeff does toys.

[@Teenasboy50]

He’s so awesome and funny!!! He makes me laugh all the time!!!!

[@ryynerwicked2762]

Would have been nice if that actually let him finished his story

[@javierjavier7291]

Clicked video for Jeff but but the like is for Beth❤❤❤❤

[@itsybitzzy]

"Shooting the couch" that reminds me of something.

[@deaaaq]

i see, you are a man cursed with knowledge

[@iMike_Roger]

What a patient man! How he stopped himself saying “shut up bitches”

[@derekfortune4155]

Jeff is one of the best ventriloquists .

[@joelcurty8924]

As a reviewer that Jeff Dunham is one of the best in the area of comedy that I had seen his Las Vegas show which drew a full house and some of the best . The many creations has Jeff Dunham has is one of the best shows that I've seen .

[@caitlynford3001]

Wow I didn’t realize how long it’s been since I’ve watch a Jeff Dunam special. As a kid I watched his Christmas special like at least 100 times. It was my go to on car rides bc it was funny but also easy to fall asleep to for some reason😂 anyway I heard his voice and immediately it took me back. It’s was weird.

[@paulvamos7319]

How did I not know about your show being on KZbin, I'm subbed now and I have been subbed to your Vemo on here for years! ❤️😁 Happy holidays to you and your loved ones Kelly! 🧑‍🎄🎄🌲😎🤟

[@MrJaxparadize]

Omg! I just got yelled at because I did something similar to my lady!!!! 😂🤣 that’s the best prank EVER!!! (She loved the prank and laughed so don’t rip on me!)

[@warriorchief8897]

Hahah I came here for Jeff Dunham and well I too have to stop and press the button after hearing the ending part 😂😂😂...

[@Rizalreez]

He’s a comedian that uses ventriloquist skills as a part of his show and he’s actually funny.. Plus that he’s already a ‘Made It’ comedian.. He’s basically a chick magnet.. Funny and rich..

[@johnbaker5199]

that “i do know that” was full of years of heartbreak 😂

[@abdullahimohamed8012]

“Don’t walk away from me” huh? I’m actually laying down on my bed 🛌

[@korribier2154]

I love Jeff Dunham. I love this story.

[@slydogger]

Now that Jeff is worth a billion dollars he has many women saying “Ventriloquist? Thats hot!”

[@sararoberts2973]

We saw Jeff live! He was great!!!!

[@cyanidedreams6784]

Hilarious story. I bet if his hands were tied, he wouldn't say a word. He really talks with his hands

[@joeclayton2121]

Just imagine, Walter and Madame on the same stage.... that would be funny as hell

[@heheheheheheheheh8905]

I 💜 Kelly Clarkson

[@EdsterIII]

🐄

[@booneycooney5609]

I love her more than you do

[@norajazzypoppy9043]

Love Jeff-fa-faaaaaa😂😂😂 and Peanut♥️♥️

[@Darndiddlyarn]

My first and last time watching this show, stop talking over the guy! Take some lessons from Graham Norton on how to be polite to your guests.

[@timebandit2951]

Thanks for the endless laughs, you just keep getting better and better.

[@kaykiessling5029]

🤗😁👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@fhuber7507]

did not subscribe because of the end. She said she wouldn't stop talking until I subscribed... Obviously she lied.

[@jonathank4278]

It will need to be a 2,900 Hour video.

[@kikikolar6249]

@@jonathank4278 nope. At least 5000 hours 😂😂

[@jonathank4278]

Even better.

[@lelandallen144]

Proof, years of hard work pays off. You go jeff.

[@leishaapark]

I got to see him live, he’s so funny😂

[@anusshkarki8595]

I really enjoy watching this show and i have improved my english through this show and the way she talk i really loved...

[@leenaamwaalwa3567]

He's so cool, I've always been a fan. 🙌

[@edgeofthevoid1325]

Oh my god the woman’s laugh “WaHAhaHAha “snort”

[@paigeflynn6352]

He is awsome. Got to see him in person once and it was way worth it

[@ruthweeks4796]

He's definitely worth the money

[@micke20]

Jeff is just hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@luminalunii9655]

Sounds like a good plan to get someone to break up with you 😂

[@marke.saunders4803]

And you talked like that on "The Voice" as well! I'm a fan of yours Kelly and I love watching Jeff Dunham a lot. Take care and stay safe.

[@stewartread4235]

Perfect example of: Intelligent people speak because they have something to say. Idiots speak because they think they have to say something. I think this a quote from Einstein.

[@specialk9424]

"Half-wits talk, but don't say very much" -Ben Franklin. "Better to stay silent, and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt" -Mark Twain

[@StaticBlaster]

I love Kelly and Beth Behrs.

[@stephenorourke7005]

Um, no, if that's how they treat guests, I'm out.....

[@StaticBlaster]

@@stephenorourke7005 what's so offensive? they are just laughing? even jeff doesn't seem flustered nor offended? what's the deal??

[@stephenorourke7005]

@StaticBlaster The deal, as you put it, is, if you are going to have a guest (especially a funny one), give him/ her the space to tell the story/ be funny. What part of being a good host/ interviewer don't you get?

[@StaticBlaster]

@@stephenorourke7005 "good host" is subjective. I thought they were good hosts. Anyways, I'm done with this thread. I'm not going to spend more time on this 2-year-old thread.

[@lancer525]

Absolutely not going to walk away. I'm going to run. Usain Bolt couldn't catch me. Eeew.

[@dakotastein9499]

could you imagine being a ventriliquist comedian at a funeral...the temptation would be too much.

[@omelette429]

Hahah best prank. Nice texan accent btw

[@SophieMia806]

He's from Dallas, so it probably just came naturally. But it WAS funny, because I know people with stronger accents like the girl he was imitating. Lol

[@bobbyeglenn8392]

He's fantastically funny!!❤❤❤❤

[@amyodowd7218]

Kelly I love Jeff Dunham he is so funny and I'm going to see him again at the BMO Harris Bank Center in Rockford Illinois on Saturday, January 11 at 5 PM I can't wait my favorite is peanut

[@donireland6218]

I want to see that video (of her reacting to the moving dummy)! 🤣

[@josephmorgan9101]

when my mom was alive she loved peanut and Jose Jalapeno on a stick

[@mackfarlainethebarenakedau5113]

Steek

[@kevinwalters6907]

well you see Jeff is making them both talk so the story will never end lol

[@danielalbers8568]

I would love this without the two ladies interjecting every 10 seconds.

[@wendyokoopa7048]

I love Kelly as much as the next person but she and her guests need to take a page from the late Larry King. Ask the questions but pause and let the guest speak.

[@idrizzyt7524]

@@wendyokoopa7048 you actually watch this shit? lmao

[@cw9790]

I like Jeff Dunham AND Kelly Clarkson

[@EntertainmentFan11]

One word can sum that up: Damn!

[@spidervenom3341]

Lmfao..😆😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣...Love Jeff "Dun Hammmm"...

[@clarapalmer2736]

Frustrating trying to listen to Jeff’s story and they keep butting in. Love ya Kelly but be a little less talki when your guests are talking!

[@cyllakjaw]

That is commitment to ones craft. Comedy first.

[@martybeckman5178]

Anyone voted thumbs down..does not enjoy laughing so hard your guts hurt .. way too go Jeff your the best !!!

[@bikeny]

I'm guessing the thumbs down is more a reflection of the show he was on rather than Jeff himself. Cause you are correct, I'm always laughing when I watch his shows.

[@carolgeorge8920]

Love Kelly & her Band 'Y'All'

[@furionmax7824]

I like the fact that he builds his own dummies.

[@ianc643]

Danm it women !! Let the man finish his story.

[@MrMauidiver]

If you combine the intellect of these two blonds you get the equivalent of one of his characters. Peanut.

[@simeonbaumel7293]

More like Bubba J

[@TheGlobalNetworkOfficial]

@@simeonbaumel7293 true

[@robgould4944]

Kelly is the best, great person

[@BigMikey007]

0:20 - 0:23 Play that part at 0.25x speed! It is so hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

[@reganyoung7187]

BROO

[@wesmartyn3829]

Great video. Beth and Kelly are beautiful

[@Sassi-vl]

Damn, allow him talk, damn.

[@miketheyunggod2534]

Kelly has a great, enjoyable show.

[@ANARABWHOWANTSPEACE]

I Love Kelly,they finally gave her a show just so they can monetize the time she's talking,smart people

[@EdsterIII]

Oh barf, it's like watching ass hairs grow. Boring and IT SMELLS.

[@stuartwhite7998]

Jeff and David Strassman doing a show together would be a show for the ages

[@SophieMia806]

Where's the video with Peanut? The thumbnail is why I even clicked to watch, because I wanted to see Jeff and Peanut.

[@MissEssence78]

SophieMia806 so did I! Instead I got f annoyed with the cutting him off all the time. I now have no idea what he was trying to say 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@BODUKE3201]

SophieMia806 me 2

[@markmarasigan5787]

I love this guy! Big fan..

[@tyroneloki5131]

Jeff: no woman has ever said 'ventriloquist, thats hot' Terry Fator: am i a joke to you?

[@CountryMetal01]

yes

[@tanvirahmeds]

Really guys' this is the lady who replaced steve harvey show ... God Almighty have mercy 😂

[@kubel83]

"I will not stop talking until you subscribe" Nope you definitely didn’t stop talking during the interview.

[@cathyweisel5090]

Jeff you are the greatest that was awesome.💗💋💋💗