Kelso is an idiot - That '70s Show

The group shares stories of Kelso in order to break up him and Angie.
Eric: So anyone have any stories about Angie's new boyfriend and some of his crazy antics?
Red: What do you want? I got one with water, one with fire, one where he burned himself underwater.

[@Jnor116]

Red genuinely cares for all those kids. He knows all of their names and is the hardest on them because he knows they can be better. He just doesn't show it the best way.

[@donnellajohnson2114]

I dont like that Angie chick.... Wasnt part of the show...almost artificial...

[@rileykunath1165]

Except for fez

[@MoonlitRebel]

Riley Kunath He did try to help Fez get his citizenship tho

[@pringleman882]

@therealgoody ok doofus thanks for the input

[@raulcasarez2150]

@Thic Jon Jones man you should really invest in a sense of humor

[@522nibbles]

I don't think Red and Kitty ever lock their doors.

[@522nibbles]

You must not live in Wisconsin for you to be saying that because you should definitely lock your doors in Wisconsin.

[@partyguy101ify]

522nibbles Yeah, now, but I wonder how good or bad Wisconsin suburbs were in the late-1970s.

[@princelevi3733]

What the point the house always filled with people I don't think their ever a time that house is empty

[@522nibbles]

True

[@brodywise4750]

Nobody locked there doors in a white suburb in Wisconsin in the 70s

[@burpostockings]

I love the way he just shamefully goes "..No.." then "..Yes.."

[@burpostockings]

@Jerry The Ferret Kelso truly is the personification of a golden retriever puppy :P

[@samcharles3363]

Reds dad tone is just perfect😂

[@tubeofyou8]

@@samcharles3363 I know right. It was so humanizing. You actually felt like he cared for a second.

[@JorgeSantos-nm7cd]

M

[@MaxFPSGamer]

I love that Red doesn’t even bat an eyelid that his son's friend is around their house at 6 in the morning and raiding the fridge. Like at this point he’s so checked out of all the shenanigans since they are always there anyway he just doesn't care.

[@kouvang522]

My guess is that Red prefers the kids are somewhere he knows, rather than sitting around in a circle doing drugs. Oh, wait...

[@Hanson032]

It’s a vibe I never grew up around, but I wish that I had.

[@hoopsonwheels]

He’s jaded so nothing surprises him

[@NM-gv3mu]

I mean, in that instance it seemed like Red was actually more amused than anything else. It wasn't something that broke his stuff, wasn't something illegal, wasn't something that made fun of Red, and it took seconds to resolve.

[@Andres0082]

@@kouvang522 That was actually my house, my mom took the role of Red. She was used to our teenage idiocy but was glad that the shenanigans were "a 911 call away" as she always told us.

[@kamikaze4172]

I love that Red doesn't get mad, doesn't call him a dumbass, just simply gets him free and lets him leave

[@steviemac2681]

He calls Foreman a dumbass because he wants him to be better. He knows Kelso is a lost cause.

[@commissarchristopherjohnso4745]

Eric is smart enough to do better. Kelso gets Red's pity.

[@johnwoo667]

Nice OG 1995 Nod avatar

[@kamikaze4172]

@@johnwoo667 Thank you

[@Dorelaxen]

It's like getting mad at a puppy, though.

[@erinmiller1433]

I want to know how he burned himself underwater.

[@cocohaven]

it's kelso anything can happen XD

[@matthewpulido7912]

Kelso's so stupid he ends up breaking the laws of physics.

[@Ahilliard44]

you can be underwater but not submerged :)

[@CDKrenik]

Apparently, torches made of magnesium can burn underwater. He probably used one of those.

[@MissBossy]

He said burned, not fire. What makes everyone think that just because hes underwater there cant be any kind of heat or that heat only comes from fire. lmao

[@IGamingStation]

The day Kelso develops a brain is the day Red becomes the nicest person in the world and Fez speak fluent English.

[@seancohen339]

The FrostyPuffMan but kelso was one of the smartest if not the smartest kid in school... before he met Hyde

[@glamorousgirls2876]

Josh Peterson: Like Hyde said, Kelso was probably conducting symphonies before Jackie.

[@angularangst1162]

fez speaks fluent english tho? just bc he has an accent, doesnt make him not fluent

[@SailorYue]

Sometimes his accent does get in the way, such as how he can't say Amediga

[@rithrius5384]

I object! Fez speaks fluent english. Good day!

[@jcksparrowfan]

I just love how casually Red adapted to the "Kelso attached to fridge" scenario and immediately puts him to use. xD

[@Remoniq]

Red might call Kelso a lot of mean things, but look at his smile, I think that he likes Kelso in a way.

[@bithiahbrooks4709]

Remoniq remember when they stayed late at the Bargain Bob store to play video games

[@AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw]

Red may express that he doesn't like them , but has a moment with each and everyone one of them. Can't think of any for fez. Red is father figure to all of them

[@bigwillietheb]

but he didn't like Laurie dating Kelso

[@lillylovesrain7072]

@@bigwillietheb who would?

[@Piledriver86]

It's the same reason he sort of likes Bob, Kelso is basically a living cartoon character.

[@Simonsuryakant]

I love Reds voice when he say " Kelso did you glue yourself to the fridge" haha

[@anthonydooleyii7678]

Man the tone of his voice is so hilarious...

[@Simonsuryakant]

@@anthonydooleyii7678 yeah I totally agree

[@cjsmith8319]

Mix of genuine concern and resignation to what is life has become.

[@harlanmiller]

"Because he's a big dum-dum." That is such a Kitty line, I love it.

[@LunaMoonlight100]

And then he goes on and makes Apple

[@JP-ks7ey]

kelso went from stupid to genius fast

[@Zytomega]

BUUURN

[@CaptLuser]

he’s an idiot savant with computers

[@amylee9092]

He was the one who gave Red's Pong game smaller paddles 🤣. ROM hacking *decades* before that was even a concept 🤣🤣🤣.

[@diegomedina9637]

Yeah... Sadly Red died on an encounter with Robocop in the 80s.

[@alexanderpanayi7212]

"Don't worry it's not what you think I'm making a blender rocket."😂

[@carultch]

Why didn't she unplug it, the instant she saw him using a blender in his shenanigans? She followed the extension cord to get there.

[@shadowknight1121]

@@carultch you saw him lighting the fuse right?

[@Barduwulf]

“I couldn’t have daiquiris for a week.”

[@therealwilldalbey]

I give him credit for the fact that he wore safety goggles.

[@Christopher23451]

Gotta love that Red just immediately guessed Kelso was glued to the fridge as being the reason he was there.

[@I.R_Inori]

“He’s a big dumb dumb” pretty much sums up the majority of Kelso’s antics 🤦‍♀️

[@linkthehero8431]

@ind0ctr1n3 Kelso basically predicted the entire ROM hacking subculture that exists today 🤣

[@kris242]

I love how this scene shows how much Red and Kitty are genuinely part of the friend-group. Whether they like it or not, they are the most down-to-earth parents ever.

[@birch5757]

"Ohhh, tough break" - My favorite part

[@guydelusignan4272]

It wouldve been funny if Red got a beer out the fridge at 6am

[@PurpledaisyShasta]

I love when his friends encourage his stupidity. It’s not like they can stop him from doing it anyway lol

[@ameanal-abij6415]

Season 6 was the last okay season, Donna being too feminist in season 7 is what ruined the show for me tbh

[@amylee9092]

@@ameanal-abij6415 Donna was always feminist.

[@ameanal-abij6415]

@@amylee9092 not as much of a feminist as she was in season 7.

[@antithoughtpolice7497]

Hit it, toots!

[@DemonRage90]

I love how Donna doesn’t even question him 😂.

[@diggerharkness6576]

this is why we love Kelso

[@hectorespinoza7678]

Ikr

[@lauraplume9952]

" Kelso did you glue your self to the door " ?

[@bigmetroidfan1263]

"yes"

[@bithiahbrooks4709]

laura plume fridge*

[@wolverinefangowings]

Kelso wasn't glued to the fridge. He was SUPER-glued!

[@bradyount242]

Kelso as a cop was halarious!

[@linkthehero8431]

How did the Point Place PD even let him pass the academy? Were they just extremely desperate that they didn't care?

[@JWex-jy7sk]

“MY CAR’S GONE SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!”

[@laurahughess13]

he stole some evidence from the police academy 🤣

[@alphanerd7221]

@@linkthehero8431 He is of average intelligence for a cop.

[@Gamerafighter76]

Yeah, it's one of life's greatest mysteries how Kelso is still alive.

[@Xerxes2005]

Human stupidity is eternal.

[@Gamerafighter76]

@@Xerxes2005 no duh

[@JayD_5446]

Kitty’s “oh, honey” was so realistic.

[@JakeGiguere]

“Michael what are you doing with my blender 😣” lmao she’s like “here we go again” 😂

[@maxxxtowers957]

“Don’t worry, it’s not what you think. I’m making blender rocket.”

[@morganbarfield108]

All those kids were their kids.. her just asking what he’s doing with the blender like she would her own kid.. same with red.. they really do look at them as theirs, and I love it so much.

[@522nibbles]

Because he's a big dum dum. lol

[@lunaracc914]

in a way, car skiing became a real thing, and Kelso inspired many other idiots around the world

[@shangtsung8881]

Red: Kelso, its 6am. Did someone glue you to the fridge? Kelso:No Red: Kelso, did you glue yourself to the fridge? Kelso: Yes

[@spaceclaw1958]

Red: Kelso, its 6am. Did someone glue you to the fridge? Kelso:No Red: Kelso,.. Kelso: >_>... Red: .. Did *you* glue yourself to the fridge? Kelso: Yes..

[@TheShockVox]

An coincidentally they all happened recently when Kelso had short hair

[@hoopsonwheels]

Plot twist: they all occurred the same day

[@adamvialpando106]

@@hoopsonwheels It would be a bigger plot twist if it hadn't happened in the same day.

[@bridgetbinion8494]

I love how shamefully Kelso admitted to glueing himself to the fridge.

[@HylerMusic]

1:42 Just imagine if “Toots” had put the car in reverse instead of drive or 1 👌

[@smc1942]

I was thinking the same thought! 😂🤣

[@unitedairco.5140]

I love how the actor for Kelso has a chemical engineering degree in rL

[@patrikbengtsson3883]

Ashton Kutcher

[@christophermillsap5064]

Ashton doesn’t have a degree. He dropped out of college to pursue modeling and then acting. He is extremely intelligent, though.

[@mho...]

all i can think of is "BUUUURRRN"

[@WeirdAl45231]

well it did happen underwater

[@jasonpalacios2705]

By Kelso lighting a firecracker on that blender and car skiing are perfect Jackass scenes.

[@user-oo4xu4by3w]

Michael changed his last name, but I'm pretty sure he works at Dunder Mifflin.

[@Pulse22]

Donna hopped in that car quick!

[@willbongz1065]

Was jus watchin that 90s show and they had a call back to this 😂

[@11Ninety4]

Omg red having a heart attack!! Kelso: No you see he having a Arm attack

[@frankmiranda707]

"Blender Rocket" LOL

[@sethc4758]

0:24 the way he sets the blender lid on top of the fireworks and kitty coming out holding the cord are both hilarious little details

[@Jjhardy1]

“Oh… OHHHHH… tough break.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@KevinMondello1996]

My favorite part was the one where kelso glued himself to the fridge, because Red genuinely does care for all of Eric’s friends.

[@fant4sticacting579]

They should've told her when kelso, fez and Hyde got the canoe

[@FREAKnPEDRO]

Kelso you're the king 👑😂 (If you know you're a die hard fan)

[@Samuel152]

"Thank you!" Kelso's response.

[@joshfactor1]

but how did she get the keys to the vista cruiser?

[@Rowah666]

its the 70's they probably left them in the car safe enough back then

[@mikepeterson764]

Nick Lee or she dates Eric, my GF has a key to my car, or she asked him for them.

[@supersaiyanalex2570]

Yeah, we all know who would want to steal a vista cruiser in the first place. Its like the ugliest car in the 70s

[@bedford4383]

That must be nice.

[@carultch]

Why would she start driving the car, without first demanding that he get off the dang roof? That's a serious liability, and I'd rather not have an accident happen in the first place, than to test his idiocy.

[@jackierosas9593]

Calling Kelso an idiot is like saying water is wet.

[@kieeyell]

Damn I miss this show

[@bossfan49]

It airs multiple times a day in most US markets.

[@godsarepeopletoo1896]

Netflix

[@johnnywalkerjr2122]

I always believe that he couldn't do anything more stupid and yet, he continues to amaze me.

[@smc1942]

Much like people in real life! Every time I think "people cannot be this STUPID!", they reply en masse, "YES WE CAN!!!"🙄🙄🤷🤷🤦🤦🤦

[@MrPablojack]

Burn underwater... I'm impressed XD

[@ringleader18]

"Kelso...and I can't believe I'm asking when I already know the answer... did you glue yourself to the fridge?"

[@bithiahbrooks4709]

ringleader18 "Kelso, it's 6 in the morning someone glued you to the fridge? No Kelso, did you glued yourself to the fridge? Yes."

[@princelevi3733]

I love how kelso got nothing else better to do at 6 in the morning lol

[@jules9266]

the freezer scene is hilarious

[@tjtaylor6431]

This might be the best scene ever for showing the true love Red Foreman has for Kelso.

[@cosmicactivity299]

It’s funny how he’d always do this stuff at Eric’s house

[@MrRedforman1]

The underwater burn, Kelso was water skiing and his shorts fell off. The guys drove the boat back to pick him up, but stole his shorts instead so he had to swim to the shore

[@soloEdgar]

Classic case of hand stuck in vase

[@evanricheson1630]

Kelso is 100% a mood

[@fortniteisthebestfortnitec7256]

how the HELL can kelso burned himself underwater????

[@junaoneil1202]

RA Greek Egyptian God oil dumped in water

[@j.ronnygibson]

RA Greek Egyptian God good question🤔🤔

[@lauraplume9952]

Could of got elecuted some where in the pool and caught somethink on fire idk that's my guess lol

[@LilyZerep]

I still want to hear that story. Sounds much better than him gluing himself to the refrigerator.

[@theoneilovemost]

Boiling water

[@AJKayyyy]

does anybody realize the flashback sound is the same sound as using the fire arrows in Zelda: Breath of the Wild?

[@OWNER132]

Long live the King!

[@matthewvollmer2066]

Since Donna was blonde in the flashback, that means Kelso had invented car skiing pretty recently

[@iamgriff]

Lmfao!! I was having a crappy morning until I watched this.

[@horohorosrin]

I like how the door at 1:40 makes a sound before it shuts haha

[@writerconsidered]

The only thing ashton kutcher ever did worth watching, playing himself.

[@nickwarner2524]

writerconsidered believe it or not the guy is actually a genius in real life.

[@MrCampkill]

IQ of 160.

[@jeffreytremper8057]

@@MrCampkill Ashton has a 160 IQ...

[@Manwitdamoustache]

He's also super chill and a stand up guy...I'm from Iowa don't come at our boy like that

[@patrikbengtsson3883]

Stan Lee was not fond of him

[@Stillreal312]

To be fair, Donna did encourage the idea instead of explaining why it wasnt a good idea. I’m hilarious at parties

[@linkthehero8431]

Kelso is the type of person who needs to always wear a helmet even watching TV in the basement 🤣

[@aliciademarte4195]

Reece do know how much I love you.

[@lrmcatspaw1]

Red is such a sweety in the early morning.

[@daddywalker6133]

A blender rocket is hilarious lol

[@fieryphoenix586]

There's like a 100% Certainty that Red muttered "dumbass" as Kelso walked out the door.

[@illikainen12]

Hit it, toots!

[@JimmyDeanBreakfastSnausage]

I love how they add these flashback scenes like they happened a long time ago but the actors look older and Donna's hair is blonde

[@lidsmccovered2498]

I can't tell if he says thanks Red or thanks dad but either way it's pretty adorable.

[@burnthetrolls5971]

God I can't wait til the reboot

[@josephst.george7841]

obviously

[@mikestepan7478]

“Thanks man” looll

[@reggea4ever]

Hit it toots🤣

[@kimberlytunai5856]

'Kelso u glue urself to the fridge?'

[@rvaugh230]

"I watched that kid glue his hand to his face"

[@joemasters2270]

I miss Kelso's antics :)

[@Cjnw]

1945: #Fegelein 1975: Kelsø

[@bryanmcwhite9335]

2021 Rules forever kelso bad luck.

[@LucianDevine]

One day we'll understand why it's called a clock radio.

[@gigioreere]

He is but he grow so much

[@sandytinky]

"Hit it, toots!" 😄

[@SingersDream]

I love how everyone's just so used to him being a dum dum all these years. 😂😂😂

[@gc99289]

HIT IT, TOOTS

[@masterxl97]

Was Kelso just crouching on top of an empty car just waiting for somebody to come by and drive it?

[@Tommyblueeyes]

Most Probably

[@Jjhardy1]

Hit it tuts 😂

[@jacklame417]

kitty dipped

[@Ed-jv3xu]

This is so funny

[@Marquise619]

don’t worry its not what you think

[@shreyanshpranshuchauhan5991]

These kids always stayed at Eric's house. After some time i just stopped asking why

[@schwenda3727]

Whaddya want? I got one with water… One with fire… One where he burned himself underwater.

[@divaalfirman3295]

Red: “Is that what I think it is?!” Michael: “If you mean paprika, yes sir!” Kitty: “Honey, paprika is red” Michael: *”…If you mean green paprika, yes sir!”*

[@thetruedarkstar]

the best part was when red seemed convinced with what jackie had told him and when he proceeds to throw the weed out, kelso goes "Oh man, i paid 20 bucks for that!"

[@melissamiller4740]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this show always cracks me up

[@satanichispanic2678]

This video isn't long enough.

[@H.E.M.]

They looked so old in the later seasons. They all lost that young looked and started looking like adults.

[@packisbetter90]

Blender rocket lol