TIERLIST: Ranking Minecraft Mobs by how racist they are

[@joeregularguy5807]

Allegedly, Snow golems specifically go after wither skeletons over regular ones

[@Thestoopidgamrr]

I can confirm because I tested it myself

[@sboy2044]

Did you only see that from Not Safe? If so, those videos are obviously jokes

[@Sam-vf5uc]

If the wither skeletons have done nothing wrong, they have nothing to fear.

[@BinglesP]

And the Wither Skeletons are the black ones... 🤨

[@AmonicCrow]

I hear that's because Snow Golems go after whatever mob is strongest, but it still looks pretty iffy 😭

[@wunderbar5702]

The most racist thing in minecraft is of course the player. The player exploits all animals, enslaves villagers and farms mobs for loot.

[@xinthaspace]

You know what you just said, right?

[@KendelR]

The issue is: I, the player exploit all animals equally

[@boslire]

​@@KendelRhow about ur pets

[@areallyshortbrontothere]

​@@boslirepretty privlage

[@mari-with-a-gun]

@@KendelR what about yourself & other players? (Also there shouldn’t be a colon there) Edit: I removed a hyphen after the last “there” because people kept correcting it

[@ilikeducks2781]

I love that a portion of the arguments for these mobs is “He may be violent, but at least he’s consistent!”

[@dorktriogamer2865]

"I mean he may be a mass murdering psychopath but I haven't gotten any evidence he's racist yet" -aristotle probably

[@GabeTheSilly]

Ur almost at 1k likes!

[@gangsterman5590]

Reminds me of that meme. Where some guy hating on a lesbian couple feels the need to specify:”hey I’m not homophobic im just a hater”

[@highdefinition450]

it's not discrimination when they hate everyone lol

[@chrissant6277]

Well it still aint racist

[@TerreiSingularity]

Piglins are definitely Class-ist. They attack anyone not wearing or throwing gold around.

[@jackryderproductions1030]

You mean pooraphobic?

[@crunch.dot.73]

Broke-aphobic

[@arriba_teruel]

They're gypsies. If you wear gold they respect you, if you hit one all the clan comes towards you, and they live in suburbs.

[@Emperor-Quill]

Endermen may attack endermites, but to be fair, if you saw a rat sized mite, I'm sure you'd want it dead too.

[@РомантичныйРаботодатель]

Endermite is a parasite wich can be spawned when player uses enderpearl. And for endermen they are parasites too because of teleportation, which is obviously why they are aggressive

[@goku277db]

It’s just entomophobia.

[@dabonethug]

i don’t know, sounds like racism to me

[@alt-32]

Endermen are tall, cant swim and drop a basketball when killed. Ain thta racist?😂

[@dumblenutz5561]

I wouldn't because insects are the true overlords of the earth and i for one welcome our chitinous benefactors

[@JuanGamer0202]

Of course imma spend 30 minutes of my life watching a tier list about racist mobs on minecraft

[@helloalty2138]

It's worth it

[@lordpvt]

fact@@helloalty2138

[@hat-hat-hat]

I didn’t realize the vid was 30 min long

[@calicobagels]

Peak enterainment

[@Duny4-ni6gu]

When you put it that way 😭

[@mrmiffy]

I like how the justification for zombie piglins was: "The turtle eggs are probably fun to step on".

[@simonweaver4681]

Hehe egg go crack crack

[@blackpainty3048]

He isn’t wrong

[@uruacufutsal1]

relatable

[@gingyyeets2119]

it makes sense because eggs are still considered an non-living things so they are not targetting a specific race but it might be a bit imoral

[@Jilted84]

Probably like stepping on leaves during fall

[@TigerKirby215]

"Never thought I'd say cats are racist." Every cat owner knows that cats are extremely racist.

[@danny-d0rito]

yes. they are. they think they are above every literal thing in the universe. dogs: they feed me, water me, and cuddle me. they must be a god! cats: they feed me, water me, and cuddle me. which is par because I AM a god.

[@psoltiivan]

My cousin has an orange cat who is only nice to other orange cats. If they're a different color she attacks them. 💀

[@danny-d0rito]

@@psoltiivan of all the animals, did you expect cats to tolerate...well, anything but their own perfect form?

[@lizdevilz7271]

⁠@@danny-d0ritoEspecially, The Orange Cat which has been known to be somewhat unique lmao

[@duonghallowen575]

Cats consider mono-colored ones are ugly ones, the more versatile the fur with colors and patterns the better looking cat is within the group

[@FE4RFUL__]

"Now the frog is a little racist."

[@joshclark756]

first the frogs were gay now they are racist

[@blumoo9938]

​@@joshclark756they went down the femboy to alt-right pipeline

[@mrphrog445]

On god

[@Fiore_The_Demon_Child]

Same energy as "It's shown that the squirrel gave consent."

[@theoverseer1775]

​@@Fiore_The_Demon_Child it's shown that donkey kong gave consent

[@lynnemcmillan1849]

Fun fact: creepers cannonicaly only explode because they are trying to say hi, but they get so excited that they explode! So they should be on anti-racist because they are just really excited to meet you

[@Psoewish]

That’s not a fun fact at all, I’m just sad now :(

[@PaulKMF1]

Just as my son tells me when I get blown up by a creeper "He just wanted a hug!"

[@АлександарКарадџовски]

That's nice that the creeper wants to say hi but they need to learn how to control there exitment🙂

[@Lucky_chat]

Now I feel bad for killing creepers

[@Hi17456]

Just askin,where did you get this?

[@dev4159]

i always found it interesting how the endermen were listed as friendly mobs, only attacking if being attacked or looked in the eyes, yet they are one of the scariest things u can find.

[@infinitehexington]

I would like to add that after you defeat the Ender Dragon you get the achievement 'Free the end' which means presumably the Ender Dragon was holding the Endermen captive or even as *slaves* and mind you the Endermen are black too!

[@Hampekr]

@@infinitehexington It feels like they intended on being racist with the enderman considering it's black, aggressive, can't swim, steals and attacks if you look at them. (just pointing out)

[@infinitehexington]

@@Hampekr 😂

[@calicobagels]

@@infinitehexington 😧

[@MrWoollen]

​@@HampekrThey also drop a green basket ball when you beat them up

[@absollnk]

Witches in the raids are probably like hired mercenaries, only attacking villagers because they're getting paid by the illagers

[@_shadiness]

They actually don't attack villagers, and only heal pillagers or attack players specifically.

[@kronost06]

That's why they belong in the villager enemy faction, despite not being actual illagers.

[@MrBeegs88]

I just find it odd that no one called it racist when they released that in one update they added the Enderman which are tall black guys that steal, speak broken english, run fast, can't swim and get aggressive when you make direct eye contact. The same update as watermelons and the ability to cook chicken, same update as jungle vines and iron bars. Don't forget the big nosed merchants and golems to protect their goods.

[@Apricot_Axolotl]

Why doesn't this have more likes 😭

[@smoxthybweh]

Lmao 💀💀

[@kevinaosei]

This comment is peak

[@angushoffs1380]

Yeah like wow Mojang!

[@burgersquinn]

notch was still involved with development when those were added, so it checks out

[@NJDust]

I disagree with the cats purposely scaring creepers as they don't run after the creepers (Why this comment pop off lol. Who knew that my point would make such a debate)

[@DragonTheOneDZA]

Yeah cat's are the bugs to the creepers

[@GmetrixTutorialEsp]

Creepers are the racist

[@Fernsaur]

Creepers are racist to cats instead

[@GmetrixTutorialEsp]

@@Fernsaur that’s literally what I said

[@coolepic519]

@@GmetrixTutorialEspthey look at the cats and immediately run away thats literally racism in its second form

[@mataogearsky5353]

If the witch only attacks villagers during a raid (though the comments seem to indicate that they don't actually attack them), then that's probably peer pressure.

[@maureenobrien9268]

They don’t Actually hurt villagers, they just buff the illagers.

[@emeraldblack842]

Witches don't have grey skin so they aren't an illagrer type. My thoughts are that witches probably help in raids not because they like illagers but because the villages already ostracized them and the illagers have something to offer for their craft.

[@commietearsdrinker]

​@@maureenobrien9268 So they're the medics of the illagers? That's... Actually kinda cool. This bit of knowledge alone makes witches a lot more interesting to me now.

[@merinofanfic4717]

WITCHES ARE MERCENARIES INA RACUALLY MOTIVATED WAR

[@molequesgames784]

I would say the witch are there just to help for colonialism

[@dragonstarwolf559]

Witches shouldn't be pushed up for attacking villagers, as they only do that in raids. It's a job, not personal preference.

[@twicethegalo]

Professionals have Standards

[@MarixchatUwU]

I think if there’s a witch nearby it’ll join the raid so it definitely seems racially motivated since they don’t have to join in.

[@theastralsorcerer8380]

Witches don't actually attack villagers in raids thay only heal illagers

[@Encrypted_F0X]

“The difference being one is a job and the other is mental sickness”

[@vorpalweapon4814]

Thats not how racism works, also are you implying the witches are working with the pillagers on contract?

[@lawden210]

If we were to take the spin off games into account, then atleast the Villagers are canonically bigoted, if not outright racist

[@sharknado2724]

You mean like mincecraft dungeons if so I say maybe becuase of the archillger

[@sboy2044]

According to the prequel book, one villager actually accepts the illager into the village for a while until a player (the one that ran away from the boss in the opening cutscene) comes and threatens the illager’s life

[@sharknado2724]

@@sboy2044 there's a prequel book to minecraft dungeons?

[@sboy2044]

@@sharknado2724 Yes, it’s called “The Rise of the Arch-Illager”. It’s the only official book that’s canon to the Minecraft universe.

[@BruhTNT4258]

@@sboy2044 Mobestiary.

[@The_Stickle_Cell]

I disagree with the spider's placement, they only attack you at night which could imply that they feel unsafe

[@capperbuns]

Also since most spiders have poor eyesight they targetting u at night can be atributed to that, since spiders irl only bite us because they feel threatened by our heartbeats (while sleeping) or gigantic size.

[@GalaxVerse]

It makes them possessed by some ghost or something than a Racist because aggressive only for certain period at night seems like Dark magic stuff to me

[@BeatDr0p_Beats]

This comment may have a point but I've been attacked by a spider when I was building my house in the daytime, it got stuck in my house, tried to leave, couldn't and then started attacking me when I didn't hit it so it's definitely because it didn't feel safe.

[@MpathoMthembu]

Or are nocturnal and prefer to hunt you when you can't see them in the cover of night

[@lobotomizedjb]

Or maybe because your skin looks darker at night

[@isabellastokes5099]

What I learned from this video is that way more mobs attack baby turtles than I thought

[@ShaesKyu]

Did not expect that

[@blackpainty3048]

Who doesn’t

[@enderreaper1482]

Baby turtles are like the Jews of Minecraft💀

[@julitheking5673]

Wtf

[@ILOVETHELIBERTINES]

im pretty sure all hostile mobs do exept for the ones in the nether. i think you can guess why too, lol.

[@Erick-ld5ny]

“I will put the donkey, mule and horse in the same category because I believe they’re the same” RACISM.

[@Rex-pf1em]

How?

[@rumiDVD]

​@@Rex-pf1em"I will put the Chinese, Koreans, and Japanese together as Asian because I believe they're the same"

[@thefriendlyallay]

@@rumiDVD actually it's more like ''i will put the chimpanzees, gorillas and bonobos together because i believe they're the same''

[@battlemaster682]

I don’t think bro rlly thought about this statement 💀

[@IAmGodHimself777]

@@thefriendlyallaySame sentence🙄

[@NoghaStar]

I love how hostile mobs sometimes have preferences instead of mindlessly attacking the players or each other

[@imrndly]

We need a theory about the background of turtles, and why EVERY MOB IN THE GAME wants their babies dead...

[@JOJObreak]

Because cannibalism is common in the wild, especially for the parents to eat their babies.

[@Bubbly7099]

Fr the poor baby turtles 😔😭

[@2shadesofgray752]

The turtles are cocasion

[@tamertamertamer4874]

@@JOJObreak cats killing baby turtles isn’t cannibalism tough

[@banned2911]

Im guessing it is cuz baby turtles irl often get hunted when trying to crawl to the sea so they kinda put it in to be like heyyy this animal is kinda in danger

[@venomgaming7014]

Fun fact: withers and vindicators named ‘Johnny’ will attack ANYTHING on sight.

[@Espartanica]

If you care enough to waste a name tag or several, you could employ this strategy when raiding a woodland mansion.

[@astridkjellberg]

this is a the shining reference right, it's so cool

[@venomgaming7014]

@@astridkjellberg yeah, it’s a reference to the shining.

[@SkyFWWO]

@@astridkjellbergwhats shining?

[@Ryosucc25]

​​@@SkyFWWOshining ma nuts (apologize and I'll see myself out)

[@true_blue4]

He was actually wrong about creepers. The Minecraft Wiki says that Creepers don't explode out of malicious intent. They actually want to go up and be friendly. But they're so shy that they blow up. OMG Thank you guys for all the likes I'm famous now Most I've ever had.🥳🥳🥳

[@KendelR]

Luckily I put it in Porbably not racist

[@Therevengeforget]

we need a mod where you can hug the creeper to prevent them from exploding

[@timmywoo3572]

Strange that their hugs killed so many Minecraft players

[@q_0191]

i would explode as well if i had to go talk to someone random in a dark cave

[@CT-hr9nk]

Well thats sad...

[@ZoquGamingAndMemes]

Fun fact, mojang devs once confirmed that creepers actually aproach you because they want to befriend you but are to shy so they blow up.

[@kangwakowa8370]

So they *try* to force things l💀

[@RedrumZombies]

But they don't want to befriend anything else.

[@Yoshieso]

"Hey I think you're pretty cool and-"

[@Mr_Punnpkin]

💥 💥 💥 💥 💥

[@finnkuudere3516]

It would be a fun mechanic if the player could change the motivation/behavior of additional mobs. Spamming a creeper with rooted soil will turn the creeper into a tree. Collecting endermite carapices by killing them and spamming the Enderman with those. Then the Enderman would follow the player around gathering the same block the player is gathering for a limited time.

[@queencobra326]

bro why is this the first thing I see when I open youtube (why doesn't my twitch do as good as this comment)

[@connorfries8297]

You know you love it

[@areallyshortbrontothere]

Your racist towards mincraft

[@genericname6568]

Why wouldn't it be?

[@TheBombTrio1]

Don’t ask

[@LorenziHeartz]

The algorithm

[@indomleon]

Fun llama fact; spitting at wolves is actually grounded in reality. Llamas have a very deep set hatred for anything dog shaped (because predators). In real life, this manifests as running down dogs and coyotes and kicking them to death. This is why they are sometimes integrated as a security guard for sheep herds, as the two species will follow each other around and the llama can keep watch for things that take sheep

[@_shadiness]

Except that, in the game, wolves won't attack llamas, so it's definitely pretty racist either way.

[@HakunaMattataPlays]

@@_shadiness My personal theory is that Sheep are fluffy creatures and always get hunted by Wolves. So Llamas in this case are the bigger brother of sheep, so since they are basically bigger versions of sheep, they are protecting their kind by spitting at wolves in revenge for killing their distant cousins

[@_shadiness]

@@HakunaMattataPlays They may look that way but llamas can't even breed with sheep

[@HakunaMattataPlays]

@@_shadiness why would they breed with sheep? They aren’t even the same species 😭like I said they are more like cousins

[@BlitzTheFoxi]

Tropical Fish should def be anti-racist. There are literally like 2190 different colors of them in the game and they all can swim together. Super anti racist.

[@thexavier666]

"I promise to have only one beer tonight" After 2 hours "Now the frog is a little racist"

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

(They only had 1, they just had a jumbo glass)

[@Harbin_07]

​@@Aaa-vp6ug They had the whole factory as a beer

[@harcoonlove4291]

I'd heard before that witches don't actually attack villagers during raids, but just buff up the pillagers. I could totally be wrong- I did hear it from a lore theory video, so maybe it was made up. It kinda makes sense if you think witches are like outcast clerics/priests though.... Regardless, idk if they attack villagers in raids now or not-

[@KendelR]

While I was getting gameplay, they did ignore villagers to try and buff illagers so unsure

[@Stelthily]

Either way they’re trying to harm villagers

[@AkGamerRo]

Perhaps they just succumb to peer pressure...

[@pustota7254]

Your comment got liked 69 times.

[@goodboi6329]

​@@AkGamerRoor maybe they were drafted

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

I remember as a kid,I built a bedrock cage and made a wither. Then I wrote in a book how the wither interacts with every single mob in the game. I was such a scientific kid

[@sharknado2724]

Bro was trying to make this before it even happened

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

@@sharknado2724 For real

[@albertskoften1452]

I did the same thing in survival mode, but since there wasn't a bedrock cage available, I just used a water tank instead. The server mods were not pleased when they found out.

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

@@albertskoften1452 hahaha

[@grunkleg.29691]

As they say, the only difference between science and screwing around, is writing it down

[@dominikstrongitharm9946]

Cats in real life will attack anything it probably thinks baby turtles are toys

[@danny-d0rito]

IRL cats are 100% racist. they think that they are above every other thing on the planet and after many years spent with them you cannot convince me otherwise.

[@TheLateLordKardok]

The reason the cat and several other mobs attack baby turtles is because that's what happens in real life. In places where sea turtles lay their eggs, the turtles will hatch en masse, meaning that there is a massive amount of slow-moving, soft-shelled food with a lot of beach to run across before they reach safety. This is essentially a feast for predators, who show up and catch as many as they can.

[@TheReZisTLust]

They're pretty tasty 🎉

[@rei-nf1tz]

I was looking for this comment lol

[@user-vw4xp5nt9f]

oo so it is food

[@KillerFreya]

But skeletons can't even eat

[@avgredditmod]

i love mojang trying to be realistic, like the frogs not eating fireflies and instead eat magma cubes

[@thepoggers8665]

Can’t wait for the KendelR’s next tier list: “Ranking minecraft mobs by how gay they are”

[@KendelR]

The lore might be a little too incomplete for that

[@areallyshortbrontothere]

​@@KendelRI mean there aren't any specific genders for mobs

[@michaelhorton8489]

Every Mob In Minecraft Is Technically A Girl Due To The Game’s Code, So That Would Be Impossible Because Every Mob Would Be In The Same Tier.

[@RhodianColossus]

Minecraft mobs (and players) are all the same sex. Players might have genders, sure, but nothing else does. So every mob is gay by definition. Tldr; minecraft is gay

[@yeetuszilla1663]

Tier list: Single (only one of it's kind) Asexual (can't breed) Gay (can breed) Beastiality and gay (can cross-breed)

[@TheDevBugReal]

"They might just be baby killers, which sounds really bad, but not racist!" Ah yes, truly the most heavenly of creatures.

[@username5155]

Recommendations for change: Spider jockeys can spawn with wither skeletons, although this isn’t used since spiders can’t spawn in the nether. Shulkers actually attack based on team color

[@asdfoifhvjbkaos]

dob't all mobs attack based on team?

[@username5155]

@@asdfoifhvjbkaos Not quite. You see, shulkers have unused variants for the sixteen colors, and so Mojang repurposed them into team colors, as team colors already existed prior. If you specify a color for a shulker, it won’t attack players on the team of the same color but *will* attack other hostile mobs. I think it was intended for minigames or like bedwars or something, but i don’t think I’ve ever seen it in use.

[@satgurs]

As for the creepers, don't the mobs just not attack them because it'd cause a lot of damage to themselves, too? It's just like how most predators don't attack poisonous animals.

[@dsobransingh]

​@Leeloo_the_foxI'm pretty sure that was because they were checking for a nearby exploding creeper every tick, nothing about the creeper is inherently laggy

[@Emperor-Quill]

The axolotls likely aren't eating the things they kill. The thing with axolotls is that while their mouths are big, their digestive tracts can be very easily impacted by large foods, or even rocks, since, as cave dwellers, they can't see very well. The axolotl probably doesn't know what the hell is happening, but they know that usually, "big moving fish shape is danger" so they're most likely attacking out of a perceived need for self-defense. TLDR: The axolotls are likely attacking out of self-defense, because they can't see for shit and they are Afraid.

[@SalemsRising]

aside from the fish probably

[@schrodingerskitten7206]

good comment

[@MoonyFBM]

relatable

[@ni__wolf143]

I saw "cave dwellers" and got a PTSD flashback T~T

[@ZoomyTheDude]

I like how the entire top tiers are just "Actually, I changed my mind. Move it down a tier."

[@EggManJoe420]

The reason goats keave ghasts alone is because they are flying, therefore they cannot recah them. You mentioned this. And they are constantly moving. They will only attack a mob/player if they stand still for roughly 20-30 ticks.

[@KendelR]

But also, if a Ghast is close enough, then why don’t the goat atac?

[@EggManJoe420]

@@KendelR I don't actually know. I mean might just be because it is not standing still.

[@EggManJoe420]

@@KendelR Gotta keep that in mind.

[@сільськаприбахана]

Maybe endermite is some parasites for enderman? I mean, they have chance to appear when using ender pearl, which possibly are biological part of enderman (at least considering that mob loot either are part of mob or their equipment)

[@leeyenherngcalebpeircess6121]

It is according to lore

[@aCrAzEdFiSh]

@@leeyenherngcalebpeircess6121 there is no complete lore of minecraft

[@ramoussess3660]

idk but i was always think when we use an ender pearls we use their testicular balls

[@sboy2044]

Endermites come from an inbetween dimension that mobs go through when they teleport, and endermites sometimes latch onto the player when they go through the dimension. This is confirmed by Dinnerbone

[@BruhTNT4258]

@@aCrAzEdFiSh MatPat: hello there.

[@sambrown6426]

Small error with regards to the Creeper. Mojang has confirmed that they do not explode out of maliciousness, but rather, they try to introduce themselves to you, but they get so nervous that they explode. Not sure how that would affect their placement, but it's interesting nonetheless.

[@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz]

They're the sole example of being shy

[@sambrown6426]

@@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz Yeah, I guess.

[@decoy3641]

I don't know man, when shy things are hit with a sharp blade they don't usually continue trying to introduce themselves

[@zj2180]

@@decoy3641u just tried to stab or cut them in two, they’re so pissed they feel like they’re going to explode

[@Katesashark]

Ha ha I love that ❤️

[@endonde2007]

Fun fact, if you name tag a vindicator "Johny" it will attack everything

[@triplos05_27]

*Johnny

[@sovitsete6391]

If I am not wrong, this is a reference to the movie and book The Shinning. You know? The Here's Johnny guy

[@luctube6591]

Cant be rascist if you hate everyone

[@land_shark_maw1048]

@@luctube6591fr

[@GalaxVerse]

If you name him "Johnny sins" he will attack on your specific body parts

[@cat-on8gp]

Fun fact: snowgolems are actualy the most rasist mobs, they will allways shoot the wither skeleton over normal one

[@AnamikaSaha-c7x]

And they spread white culture

[@MalachiteAmador]

Not so sure about that buddy

[@Harbin_07]

Thats fake duh

[@grimgamer5056]

Fun fact: the shulkers, at least when they were first introduced on the Nintendo Switch, were the only hostile mob that could exist in peaceful mode. In peaceful mode, they would not fire their bullets but would still open up.

[@czpiaor]

Shulkers don't despawn on all versions of the game. Vindicators and evokers in woodland mansions also do not despawn on peaceful. Piglins also don't despawn in peaceful, though they are only hostile to players without gold armour.

[@heroicplaysmc]

Hoglins also don't despawn on peaceful mode

[@redbeardaquatics9936]

Vindicaters and evokers don't despawn either

[@MCisAwesome95]

My personal theory about the endermen vs endermites thing has always been that endermites are considered pests that live inside enderpearls, kinda like people killing off random insects and spiders that invade their homes

[@sboy2044]

Endermites come from an inbetween dimension that mobs go through when they teleport, and endermites sometimes latch onto the player when they go through the dimension. This is confirmed by Dinnerbone. They still probably treat them as pests

[@MCisAwesome95]

@@sboy2044 Very interesting, didn't know that

[@itsumayo]

“Well, well, well. Like an Enderman to a grass block.”

[@rowanmanning1464]

Did you know, that despite making up only 13% of the mob population, creepers are responsible for nearly 50% of all player deaths?

[@RainaWilkins]

Interesting

[@jaahas6870]

Hmmmmmmm Could this be referencing something 🤔

[@dbq328]

Advanced humor

[@TheRandom000]

I think that's a reference to how in minecraft, creepers are extremely dangerous.

[@soup4001]

Did you know that in terms of human male and pokemon female..

[@weirdtyrant6274]

Drinking game: Every time KendelR says racist, take a shot. Of water. Because otherwise you will die.

[@violetbean8928]

water poisoning is a thing

[@atlas_19]

Then become the subject of a @chubbyemu video. "A boy took a shot of water everytime he heard 'racist'. This is what happened to his kidneys."

[@CactusCarrot]

or every time baby turtles are mentioned.

[@voidolotl7]

@@violetbean8928a shot is a small cup and….. do the math idrk

[@SharkOfTheDead]

What about Gasoline, does that also work? XD

[@herowither12354]

"Sheep can be dyed any color, so they're not racist" I can be dyed any color, too, but I'm pretty sure one of them would get me canceled immediately. Also, Wardens and Pufferfish attack all but their own kind. And that sounds pretty racist to me. Merle from The Walking Dead isn't racist, because he got turned into a zombie, and zombies attack anything indiscriminately. See how fast your Zoglin logic falls apart? Being so scared of another race that you attack any member of that race on sight is pretty racist. So all the mobs that attack humans on sight, outside of that mob's own home (home, not home dimension) is racist. "Self defence isn't racist" There's legitimately people who would disagree with that statement. Isn't that crazy?

[@Harbin_07]

Warden attacks anything that makes a noise, basically everything besides themselves

[@badwithusernames3238]

I assume the goats don’t attack ghasts because they’re smart enough to not charge at a target flying over an abyss filled with lava

[@GoldenRedder]

I'm completely disappointed that you did not mention that cows can breed with mooshrooms

[@acewolf1800]

something about the line "so they might be baby killers.... BUT NOT RACIST" sounds really funny to me.

[@Slimey1984]

The reason theres not many animals that kill Creepers is due to the fact that they explode. Mojang wants it that every destructive effect to the world is responsible from the player, so if a mob attacks a Creeper, that wont be responsible from the player. There are ofcourse exceptions to this rule tho, that being the Wither and Skellies accidentally hitting them, and in both cases, either the mob is already initially destructive or its for an easteregg.

[@andreicocioran2948]

Lore wise, probably beacuase creepers are smart enough to know that other mobs dont have the intention to fight them

[@HumanoidDerpling]

@@andreicocioran2948 And the other mobs are smart enough not to mess with Creepers.

[@TeodorSoltan]

1. I don't know if it helps or if it destroys the witch's reputation, but there's the mechanic when lightning transforms villagers into witches. 2. Also zoglins attack armor stands 3. The vindicators named Johnny will attack everything except a few of the other pillagers Hopefully, Mojang won't change every mob so that they don't promote racism like what they did with the flies and the frogs

[@diggyrobinson5859]

Sheep are also non homophobic since they dont care if another sheep is rainbow

[@lawden210]

"Frogs are a little racist" -KendelR

[@FuneFox]

I think the shulker attributes racial stereotypes to the player. It immediately assumes the player is there to loot the end city, and shoots regardless of the player's true intention.

[@gmaer7325]

at the same time it never sees other mobs and is only there to protect their city

[@FuneFox]

@@gmaer7325 But it won't shoot at a villager so it clearly has some bias against the player.

[@moonpizzalol]

ok but we are there to loot the end cities

[@davido5317]

but you are there to loot the end city.

[@nomecognome5492]

Which is true, the player will do that. Kinda seems like racism exists for a reason.

[@sneakyratsniper]

Still waiting for “Surviving 100 days in minecraft hardcore as a baby turtle”

[@MrPlab1780]

I would excuse iron golems *to a point* for attacking most hostile mobs because players tend to build golems for the express purpose of protection and ignoring creepers under the assumption that their line of thinking is "wrecklessly attacking and angering the thing that tends to explode is counterproductive to my goal as protector and thus I will leave them to the players would rather deal with such risky and delicate matters themselves."

[@Some_guy_iguess]

Endermite are actually parasites, that's why Endermen attack them

[@tyrannicproductions]

I feel like the Llamas attacking wolves would be considered self defense against a legitimate threat, since the wolf wants to kill them. It's a predator prey dynamic so I don't think it'd be racist in that context.

[@UdderlyEvelyn]

I'd say the frogs are not racist - they are not native to the nether and magma cubes are only there. It probably just thinks magma cubes are slimes, which it eats.

[@nathanstafford8412]

I think the in-game explanation for why so many mobs don't attack creepers is probably because they have natural camouflage, so those mobs can't actually see them.

[@waffler-yz3gw]

if mobs attacked creepers, the creepers would have to defend themselves, which would be uhh. inconvenient

[@nikofunni]

the person above you (as of writing this, at least) says its because mojang doesnt want creepers to explode because of something other than the player

[@MoonyFBM]

There's a lot of reasons why mobs don't go after creepers. There was the whole "mobs will constantly check for nearby creepers to run away from" which causes tons of lag, so they just made them neutral to each other. Then it's the fact that Mojang don't want much happening to the world that's outside of the players control, like mobs exploding creepers where players can't affect it. Then it's the insane lag that would come if creepers were just constantly exploding everywhere. And all that is outside of of the canon and fanon lore reasons.

[@noobamike3443]

The reason why cats attack baby turtles is because they can hear the heart of small animals like mice or in this case baby turtles.

[@MissSweetie]

still doesnt justify every other predatory animal and mob killing them baby turtles

[@louloudaki_]

also on the warden: it can’t even tell if you’re an animal. i’ve seen things where people keep the warden out of the way by distracting him with a piston. and the warden will just ignore everything else and be bothered by Piston In A Box

[@Yesil_Ata]

25:38 they are targetting endermites cause endermites are coming from their throwed eyes

[@Thehatguywho]

*balls

[@DaZeed73]

​@@ThehatguywhoCan't let some rat sized mite made of your OWN testicules TO LIVE.

[@_shadiness]

​@@Thehatguywhostop.

[@mrawesome2847]

The way he called a ghast a "flying marshmallow" is so adorable to me because I find ghasts to be absolutely adorable creatures

[@sboy2044]

Wait until you see the baby ghast from Minecraft Dungeons

[@mrawesome2847]

@@sboy2044 yeah by looking at the baby ghast, The fact that it's translucent and you can see organic organs inside of it goes to show that it is not a mechanical creation like some people theorized.

[@qwertydavid8070]

This whole video was just very cute, which is not something I'd expect to say about a video about racism XD

[@Classic98Intro]

Ghasts are adorable to you? to me they are some of the ugliest and most disgusting creatures

[@callumkristofer7793]

Probably because ghasts are voiced by a cat.

[@serotonin_rotz]

“i think the creeper is probably not racist.” “they might just be baby killers!! sounds bad, but not racist! :D” I don’t think this is what Mojang though we’d be doing with tierlists-

[@McGunbrella]

I think the pufferfish should be higher because they attack anyone but their own kind, they think that everyone else is dangerous but that their own kind can’t be at all dangerous.

[@hellhound22_18]

I don’t think the witch is necessarily racist for attack villagers during a raid. It’s just a mercenary working for the illagers.

[@obambagaming1467]

Endermen propably attack Endermites because they are parasites. We don't know what organ the pearls are, but what we know, is that when thrown, sometimes an endermite spawns. So them killing the mites is just like us or other animals getting rid of parasites, or killing them before they manage to attach to the enderman.

[@sboy2044]

Endermites come from an inbetween dimension that mobs go through when they teleport, and endermites sometimes latch onto the player when they go through the dimension. This is confirmed by Dinnerbone

[@obambagaming1467]

@@sboy2044 which means they are probably still parasites and a threat to endermen, giving them a reason to attack them

[@Soul.Resonant]

So if we go along the lines of Enderpearls being Enderballs, AND HEAR ME OU-

[@pelinalwhitestrake3367]

I've seen somewhere that Creepers want to explode you because you travel a lot and Creepers just want to spread their seed on you so you would leave it in different places. In other words, Creepers are like plants except they walk so instead of relying on insects they rely on someone bigger.

[@subnautica2387]

"spread their seed" 💀

[@thelancerfromtimeline1009]

Creepers are rapists then.

[@betoh7140]

@@thelancerfromtimeline1009 I mean, we always knew they were creeps. That's just a few stepas away.

[@Fritz_A.]

I can't. I just can't-

[@Greenicegod]

Yeah, there was a Game Theory video about it back in the day. Basically creepers are just mobile piles of peat moss that explode on players so they can use the corpse to reproduce. Doesn't really explain any other creeper behavior, like why they would avoid cats or ignore other fleshy hostile mobs.

[@Witherparadox]

creepers also shit themselves when they are 1 mile in the radius of a cat so id put them in "might be racist"

[@beel1952]

its the fact all ur arguents are so well thought out like y was I nodding to how tadpoles inevitably become racist

[@Youtubeisfun-cx6po]

"I don't know why the goat praises the giant marshmallow thing."

[@Blunderman-rl1hc]

R.I.P the poor cat who got blown up by a creeper at 16:23

[@Yesna]

The way he looked down at the dead no loot corpse

[@MinebIox]

The cat’s scarifie was for science 😢 🙏

[@Corzappy]

Being scared of something without valid justification is kind of a textbook phobia which I think is pretty close to racism so I’d say creepers and phantoms might be racist towards cats.

[@TobyOliverHenryFan]

9:20 That is true but the Hoglin's AI is very weird. Most times it'll attack you, other times it'll just leave you be and sometimes it'll even run away from you.

[@TheGrimbler]

Isn't that also because of the shrooms they (ironically) spawn near?

[@TheMaskedMoron]

Dont they also attack piglins?

[@TobyOliverHenryFan]

@@TheMaskedMoron Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. But the Piglins hunt 'em, that's for sure. What else will they eat?

[@hana3987]

funfact about creepers they aren't malicious by blowing up, they just want to say hi but are to shy and nervous that they explode as far as i know it was confirmed by mojang

[@avgredditmod]

another fun fact about creepers: creepers actually didn't even originate from minecraft! the popular misconception that creepers were accidentally made by notch, is actually a story from a lead developer of terraria, who later gave the rights to notch.

[@hana3987]

@@avgredditmod oh i didn't know that, nice

[@Scoitol]

@@avgredditmod where did you heard that ? du you have any source ?

[@onemigdincol]

​@@avgredditmodIs there any source for this? Notch literally said he was trying to make a Pig model but it turns out that the body is vertical.

[@avgredditmod]

@@onemigdincol yes actually! to quote a certain senator with strong arms, "my source is that I made it the fuck up. imagine a world, Raiden, where no one can call me out for my outlandish claims."

[@InverseOfficial]

The fact endermen are black colored while also being really tall, fast runners, not being able to swim, and having the ability to steal blocks cannot be a coincidence 💀

[@vasilicastrava9348]

The Llama doesn't desserve high Racism because Wolves attack Llamas, so they're defending themselfs

[@fefek1]

Fun fact, irl llamas are used as defenders for other livestock, as they are actually aggressive toward canines and thus can defend the livestock from wolves, dingos, coyotes, foxes, etc.

[@dragonwings206]

All im saying is the nether has two predominant biomes the "red biome" and the "blue biome. And all im saying is if you don't wanna get jumped in the red zone you gotta be repping the same colors as the locals and in the blue zone don't look any of the locals in the face

[@worshiperofthelegendarypig9429]

No way u just did that

[@dragonwings206]

@@worshiperofthelegendarypig9429 im just sayin

[@ender01o66]

Creepers are technically a type of pig, so perhaps that has something to do with why Zoglins don't attack Creepers.

[@kittydemonoverkill]

Or, y'know, because Creepers explode. And are technically a plant.

[@sboy2044]

No not an in-universe thing, that's a game-development thing. Also it's confirmed that they don't attack creepers because if they did then the creepers would fight back, and random holes would be in the ground that wouldn't be the player's fault

[@4rdency]

But zoglins attack pigs? It's seen in 20:28 😭

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

“Endermen kill Endermites for no reason” KendelR, do people squash bugs in real life?

[@diamondmemer9754]

The skeleton horse was put in survival mode while the zombie horse wasn't meaning the skeleton horse has white privilege (if you're wondering this comment is completely not a joke and you must take it seriously)

[@joshclark756]

i perfer the skeleton horse because its white

[@diamondmemer9754]

@@joshclark756 what about white horses?

[@Jessica_Szoke]

But that would be Mojang being racist, not the skeleton horse itself.

[@diamondmemer9754]

@@Jessica_Szoke the skeleton horse only allows white skeletons to ride it, and got in the game only because it's white Therefore it's either racist or made of bones but the second option is clearly absurd

[@Jessica_Szoke]

@@diamondmemer9754 Wither skeletons can't ride skeleton horses? That is pretty sus...

[@Kenya_Berry]

There is a theory that creepers just get so excited they explode when they wanna talk to you, there are definite plot holes in this theory but this would mean creepers are social and just can’t stop theirselves from accidentally exploding

[@portallover3478]

Oh my goodness that's the most adorable thing I've ever heard, I'm taking it 🥺🥺

[@agonistadenoche7806]

22:22 Iron Golems avoid attacking Creepers so they don't accidentally blow up their village, harming its inhabitants in the process.

[@4ac117]

2:13 such a missed opportunity to say "there's not a racist bone in his body"

[@dudethedude1220]

This is actually a surprising reasonable tier-list for such an absurd topic considering the game we are talking about

[@RWS_OP15]

Creeper has to be in the Racist tier because it only attacks players and no other mob. Who's with me 👇

[@Mizu_Melon]

All I'm learning from this is that you could bring an army of Axolotls to kill the Elder Guardian and that sounds like one hell of a thing to watch

[@whatup3118]

I feel like the tropical fish should go up a little higher because they do come in different colors but won't actually hang out/form schools with tropical fish of other colors, only choosing to hang out with ones of the same type (as far as I know)

[@MiloWildfire]

About iron golems not targeting creepers - I think they don't do it cuz the explosion could damage the village, which would be a little counterproductive for their goal of defending the village

[@wisp3591]

Creepers are actually nice friendly creatures, who only blow up because they are shy. Since it has no malicious intentions I think the iron golem lets it slide

[@notimportant4945]

They used to attack creepers too but mojang took that from the game for this exactly reason… …Gladly.

[@PhreashContent]

witches will attack each other if attacked, just you or a iron golem with many witches in a cage, a witch will splash 1 potion and watch the chaos brew, so many effects...

[@aperson9405]

I'm pretty sure the piglins attack hoglins because it's their food source. I feel like the feud between withers/wither skeletons and piglins/piglin brutes might just be a fight for territory, since the nether is obviously very inhospitable, and they need all the territory and resources they can get. The same idea could probably go for enderman and endermites and maybe even wolves and foxes. And then for the guardian and axolotls, I think it would make sense that axolotls were bred to fight guardians, and maybe even water mobs in general, especially since axolotls are only found in lush caves, they can only attack guardians if they were brought there by the player. Also, wanted to add it in, a good lore reason that might explain a lot of mobs not attacking creepers could be because they have camouflage. After all, they are meant to be made of leaves or something, and they were originally made to blend in with the earlier version's grass.

[@Nova-bv5qb]

they reproduce asexually and were therefore unable to adapt to the new grass color

[@aperson9405]

@@Nova-bv5qb Ooh yeah, that would be a good way to explain that

[@Krispy447]

For the Endermen, I think they attack Endermites because they spawn from ender pearls, which is a sign that an Enderman had to die to get the Endermite to spawn. It could be fear or anger from their kind dying. But, we never know.

[@kinglyzebra6417]

For a video I clicked to watch as a joke, this is surprisingly good

[@ambasing69]

What I learned from this video: You are not racist if you hate every race