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@Azzzzzzz-x4z2 жыл бұрын
I got kicked out of church once
@M3_Kk2 жыл бұрын
@@Azzzzzzz-x4z How? 😏 Why did they kick you out?
@aiza4332 жыл бұрын
I have such a good secret from grade school that I need to share 😭
@asher33252 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Sadface1_2 жыл бұрын
why do you have a ugly filterlol
@HO-iq8de2 жыл бұрын
Nah 😭”how are you fat and not eating at home?” Is diabolical
@elle47862 жыл бұрын
I laughed to hard oml
@sleepyneko2850 Жыл бұрын
@@elle4786 had me dying
@alexs.7956 Жыл бұрын
That was so good lmfao
@nox2957 Жыл бұрын
Nah Icl I’m using this 😭
@lolajackson91194 ай бұрын
Hahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@noone---42912 жыл бұрын
technically speaking kenji has like a mini army of serial killers
@blankchannel9452 жыл бұрын
You know what true
@oru-chan_uwu99602 жыл бұрын
your not wrong tho😅🤣😂
@Cloudy1.002 жыл бұрын
Literally-
@mariarangel53162 жыл бұрын
His name is lord kengilstick the lll.
@Trash._panda2 жыл бұрын
True tho 😂
@kiivies2 жыл бұрын
the spit one took so many turns💀
@feral_pigeon2 жыл бұрын
And this one 6:55😭
@kiivies2 жыл бұрын
@@feral_pigeon frr that one was wild😭
@lanny0072 жыл бұрын
i had so many scenarios in my head n none of them was right
@kinzoddi87512 жыл бұрын
nah I don't think it took enough turns
@KDA4ever Жыл бұрын
💀
@LeBronGlazerUntilDeath2 жыл бұрын
Wife, wake up, Kenji uploaded
@sinderella63152 жыл бұрын
Sounds like me and my friends
@cliffordium2 жыл бұрын
We need to give the editor an Oscars here.
@Giyuus_Hair-tie2 жыл бұрын
Fr
@cliffordium2 жыл бұрын
OMG KENJI HEARTED THIS
@_badbish_982 жыл бұрын
The poor kid one was VICIOUS “How are you fatty and not eat at home” Damn
@He4rtzForJ0rdyn Жыл бұрын
I was gagged 💀💀💀
@cyaharin2 жыл бұрын
Kenji's chat consists of menaces 😭
@officialmakotonaeggi54002 жыл бұрын
I wish I had a confession with Kenji with my deepest sins-
@bakugukatsuki88912 жыл бұрын
Same- 💀
@fishlady79302 жыл бұрын
Same, would honestly share the one of almost letting my older sister die and feel nothing still about it.
@MayaSaleh-fb9ug2 жыл бұрын
@@fishlady7930 you definitely need a confession lmao
@MyGenderIsChappellRoan2 жыл бұрын
I need one for when I stole the rich kids phone because she was a hoe
@bakugukatsuki88912 жыл бұрын
@@MyGenderIsChappellRoan 😂
@88galore2 жыл бұрын
these confessions were literally hilarious 😭😭 also any of y’all want a sandwich hehehe 🤭🤭
@rukaavengelia Жыл бұрын
OH HEYL NA
@nav127_2 жыл бұрын
The editing is immaculate✨✨
@NeroMai2 жыл бұрын
I would like to thank homegirl at 6:54 from the bottom of my heart... I was eating a peanut butter toast while listening to this 😭
@gabriellink24907 ай бұрын
I just got done eating when she said that
@TeaCatsss2 жыл бұрын
My confession is that.. I live for Kenji and the Kenjitties 🙏
@Igo0stheme Жыл бұрын
Ken… I’m sorry what? KEN WHAT?
@TeaCatsss Жыл бұрын
@@Igo0stheme Kenjitties. 😇
@Igo0stheme Жыл бұрын
@@TeaCatsss this is the really why my name is paranoid. I’m paranoid someone is gonna say this to me irl
@TeaCatsss Жыл бұрын
Paranoid that someone will say what? They want the Kenjitties? Or they want the paranitties?
@Igo0stheme Жыл бұрын
@@TeaCatsss paranitties and kenitties. Both of them.
@nyoodles51382 жыл бұрын
Imagine years and years later that one kid from the pregnancy confession becomes a kenii fan and sees this and is like: ….. *ma what in the actual f u c k*
@IMAYOURLOCATION2 жыл бұрын
My confession: I was the right hand women of the leader of a blood cult in fifth grade. You had to harm yourself to even get in to the cult and members would always carry something sharp on them. We'd gather up at recess and basically make blood sacrifices to the Greek gods. I was 11-12 at the time 🤦🏻♀️ But yeah to become the right hand man of the leader I had to do a lot of shady shit. Like I had to get a big stick and poke of our hand made logo done on my stomach at recess. It's still there today and I'm 14, that's how deep the person went with the ink. We also put random berries we found out side in this girl's food in an attempt to unalive her. (Obviously if didn't work bc we were dumb kids.) I also had to record myself cutting off a small patch of skin for proof to the leader. Fifth grade was crazy dawg 💀
@feral_pigeon Жыл бұрын
YO WTF
@that1nerdyblackgirl736 Жыл бұрын
BRO WHAT THE ACTUAL KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK IS GOING ON
@Poshiuwa Жыл бұрын
WTF😟😟😟
@9thharbingerofthefatui Жыл бұрын
Bro our 5th grade was the literal embodiment of sunshines and rainbows, where tf did you go? 💀 I hope ur ok after all that
@IMAYOURLOCATION Жыл бұрын
@@9thharbingerofthefatui I'm good lol, and the school I went to did more stuff than just that, so yeah, it wasn't a very good school
@KingKuntaNAtor2 жыл бұрын
I love these confessions. Actually, I have one. I HATE MY FATHER.
@xenoshiii87112 жыл бұрын
Kenji I think your viewers are serial killers in disguise. Out of all the Vtubers I watch, you have the most diabolical fanbase and I’m here to watch 🫡🍿
@KenjiSun2 жыл бұрын
i wouldnt want it any other way
@user-vp8yw7ct5j2 жыл бұрын
@@KenjiSun LMAO SAME
@TRVLEXU Жыл бұрын
Kenji and Kwite have the most disturbing fanbases(edit: especially kwite knowing what I know now)
@bazilbug32112 жыл бұрын
Not me watching kenji at 1 am getting petty revenge ideas for my enemy’s 😏
@TheM00nAndBack Жыл бұрын
Ur wild
@Disappointmenttomyparents12 жыл бұрын
PLEASE NOT HIM DEGRADING US SINCE THE START LMAO Edit: NOT THE ONE WERE HE SPITTED IN HIS FRIENDS MOUTH... That's so nasty 😧
@thatryebread2 жыл бұрын
Tbh that was mild compared to some of the others
@J939N Жыл бұрын
Compared to miss booty hole bandit that's tame
@lemonmelon26122 жыл бұрын
These are so funny. Unhinged chat for an unhinged streamer
@_.HoneyBoba._2 жыл бұрын
I need more of these confessions lmaoo
@karimailyas65852 жыл бұрын
BESSSTTTIIEEEEEE!!!! I hope you’re feeling better!!! You certainly made my day 100x better. AWBWA BESTIO!!!❤️❤️
@princesskristan2 жыл бұрын
Chat you owe me drinks..hearing these live was a trip
@mendyjones5340 Жыл бұрын
I was watching this in my room and I share a room with my older sister and at the end of the video when Kenji started acting like a dying mountain goat she just looked at me like I was insane
@IWantWinec1 Жыл бұрын
The:"Spit" and "where does the sun has not shine" got me turning around and cry⌓̈⃝
@GachaSakuraa2 жыл бұрын
Before watching the video: Holaaa After watching: this shit be crazy 💀
@KenjiSun2 жыл бұрын
lmaooo
@Zippkey2 жыл бұрын
Kenjiiii why i dyeing from this LOL
@Jadens_channel2 жыл бұрын
The sandwich one traumatized me😭 I hope you’re okay king❤️
@UltIsHanJisung2 жыл бұрын
I have a confession.. When I was younger my family argued a lot. One day when I was 8 my sister scratched my skin and I began to bleed. Just so you know at that time we lived in a apartment with what I think was concrete stairs, so after she did that I told her I would get back at her. After about 2 months we walked out our house on the third floor now earlier that day she had broken my necklace from my birthday so when we walked out the house to go to school I "accidentally" hit her with my backpack while slinging it over my shoulder, then she fell down the stairs I faked my tears ran to get my mom went back outside crouched over to my sisters ear and said "Karma's a bitch ain't it" then I walked off singing a song that I knew she hated.
@UltIsHanJisung2 жыл бұрын
I got the idea to push her from my aunt who had pushed my uncle down the stairs... Also she got karma after getting in a car accident in a Tesla.
@am5150i Жыл бұрын
Wow I'm so cool I made my sister almost have brain damage over a scratch and necklace
@UltIsHanJisung Жыл бұрын
@l-m6313 not happy about what I did but I was a kid and I had no self control I also wasn't very emotionally stable, I'm doing better now though. I still feel guilty but not enough to be sad about it. When people get hurt my reaction is "well its no me so it's fine".
@UltIsHanJisung Жыл бұрын
@@am5150i I'm not saying I'm cool, I'm far from that. I, like I said, was young and ignorant to I had intrusive thoughts of pushing her down stairs and so I did without thinking. now it's just an empty threat that I use when she irritates me
@-.severly.depressed.- Жыл бұрын
Dayum bro shut escalated rq 😭😭😭
@maya_yeager Жыл бұрын
I can't 😭😭😭😭 Kenji is sooo funny omg I love him😭😭😭
@P00P002 жыл бұрын
the why is my mouth so slimey part 🤣
@Skye_4-Eva2 жыл бұрын
The part where there was a warning for the ppl who was eating, i just look at my chicken like: "uUhhhhhhhh should i stop? Nah" *Continues to eat*
@NyuuSayuri2 жыл бұрын
Just found you today bc of TikTok and you know what Kenji?? You remind me of a combination between D.Gray-Man's Lavi and Genshin Impact's Childe AND I FREAKING LOVE IT!😂🙏
@averyfields81839 ай бұрын
D GRAY MAN FAN SPOTTED
@SummerShyann Жыл бұрын
The one girl who threw the bully shi away idk who was the real problem 😂😂
@Nothingimaoo6 ай бұрын
I’ve got a confession cause I couldn’t come to the stream. Warning it’s really graphic 😶 Alright so imagine, you’re walking to school on a Friday. Everything’s going well, a driver runs over a kid with the car and theres blood everywhere. People screaming, police and ambulances coming. I watch the scene for about 10-20 minutes and I see the kid getting dragged to the ambulance, injuries are: paralysation, broken bones etc, just so you know, our school has a history involving deaths… regarding other schools near our school. I’m not even joking, one girl got trapped in a bus and she died from heat exhaustion. Two, one girl died cause she was getting of the bus and her bag got trapped on the door and she was like hanging. The cars were beeping cause there was a girl but he went faster. Eventually she died. Well that’s my confession! 😥
@nekjotti2 жыл бұрын
Kenji is probably the only vtuber I trust, idk why I pointed it out but just deal with it
@Tenacioustoast2 жыл бұрын
"Am I forgiven?" 😂😂😂
@clockednClucked2 жыл бұрын
I showed the first clip to my mom First thing she said after being slack jawed "There are levels that... just... WOW 😲" 😂 LOL
@Skyiedlmao2 жыл бұрын
How do u expect urself not to get traumatized when ur asking them to tell their deepest darkest secrets-? 😭
@choconoco2 жыл бұрын
The spit confessions though 😭💀
@liberty7568 Жыл бұрын
Where the sun does not shine😭like why that’s a whole other level of jealousy
@AJay-vf4xt2 жыл бұрын
Kenji's videos always make my day
@yushim0ex.9192 жыл бұрын
I feel like this should be a series
@popcorn_box6334 ай бұрын
"am i forgiven?" "..." "but you didn't forgive me yet" "i dont think im going to"
@Animeismybestieforever Жыл бұрын
But the spit one 😂😂😂😂 loving this girls wallpaper at 5:53 man this whole video was hilarious 😂
@Kaydence-2 жыл бұрын
My confession is that I hid stuff in the walls at my old house and it’s still there that was about 3-4 years ago and there are people living there now👀because my step dad was very abusive,controlling, and strict would go thru my stuff every Friday and would yell at me for the littlest things so I’d purposely would drop stuff on him or do something that would make him mad so my mom would break up with him. *SPOILER ALERT 🚨 * It worked now I’m step dad free bro idk even why she even dated home he was ugly and shorter than me and I’m a teen and I’m 5’6” 🤢 And another confession I used to sneak in my neighbors shed when he was gone and he never knew stuff was missing😂
@Kaydence-2 жыл бұрын
I hope u feel better kenji I seen u live the other day on Twitch get well soon kenji
@Kaydence-2 жыл бұрын
Kenji ur live rn and I’m watching please answer me my name is IM_TH4T _R4T
@MoistCrumpet Жыл бұрын
I can forgive you for purposely making your stepdad angry so your mom would break up with him. It seems like he was a horrible person judging my your account. I’d probably do the same thing. Also, I think some women end up in relationships with awful men just because they don’t like being single.
@Kaydence- Жыл бұрын
@@MoistCrumpet thank you
@Kaydence- Жыл бұрын
@@MoistCrumpet he was also pretending he was nice like the first year or two and then he started to be mean. Well now he has a new gf and I wish her luck 👍
@Y2kunt2 жыл бұрын
I just started watching your videos and you seem really cool!! Love the videos and keep up the good work :] 💗
@ilovedsmp71322 жыл бұрын
You have no right being this hilarious 🤣✋
@Xillychees_2 жыл бұрын
Kenji: WHO WANTS TO GET STABBED?!!??!?! Me: I DO- Nah tho my family was so concerned when he heard it tho
@genaS182 жыл бұрын
Another great video displaying your fan's diabolical confession. I love it Kenji, BESITOS 💜❤!!!
@corey.v2 жыл бұрын
Time stamp 1:30 has me dead😭😭
@bloxy9762 Жыл бұрын
“Slowly takes away sandwich”
@desleysampi28772 ай бұрын
😂 1:39 wow 😂
@simplekidoo35002 жыл бұрын
Yeoooo Kenji, you just finna out us like that, King??😭😭
@valonvlay23132 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this at like, 6 am...and my immediate reaction to the youtube notification was "hm...WOAHHH"
@aurizzistic Жыл бұрын
6:40 i mean this is mostly on the mom for...continuing to beat her child. Most parents who beat their kids like that are resolving THEIR feelings and relieving their anger. Disgusting bs.
@WispUnknown Жыл бұрын
mans said "took my finger, and put it where the light doesnt shine"
@jackyvalencia77 Жыл бұрын
Dude the first confession had me rolling
@MoistCrumpet Жыл бұрын
Before my parents got a divorce, I had to deal with living with my alcoholic, psychologically abusive dad throughout a huge chunk of my life. He would force me to make his bed for him just because he was really lazy and too drunk to do much for himself. When I would make his bed, he would often have his dinner sitting on a table in his room. So I, out of anger, would spit in his food. Like leave a huge piece of saliva in it. He never commented on it.
@eatscode2 жыл бұрын
Have a short one of mine: Long story short.. I vandalized the principles car with 4 other girls and got away from it with one other girl. This was during 4th grade btw-
@MajorIzan2 жыл бұрын
I just saw your crazy fans confessions on YT Shorts these people wild af I gotta see more so I sub
@SimplyYummi Жыл бұрын
THE MOTHER F*CKING SECOND SHE SAID A WARNING FOR ANYONE THAT IS EATING I PAUSED THE VID AND WENT TO ANOTHER TAB TILL I FINISHED MY CEREAL
@Fairet12Ollie3 ай бұрын
2:01 was crazy man 💀💀💀💀
@itsnyanii74982 жыл бұрын
I wish I could confess my deepest secrets to kenji and be forgiven by him but my brother is always in reach to hear me so I can't cus he can't know
@chantelbarrios2502 Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of when i watched my brother fall out a tree and start struggling to breathe and i just laughed for 1-2 mins before getting my mom 💀
@lenkiio60032 жыл бұрын
editing is immaculate
@I-gd6mc4 ай бұрын
BRO THE SPIT ONE I WAS EATING NOOOO
@Yowaimo_Guy2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of me last year, I had to play with the kids from kindergarten and they had this toy cart and I had to push the cart for some kid until she pissed me off so.. So I pushed her straight against the wall and her head started bleeding and the cart fell over and she was just crying and I had to hold up my laugh bc the caretaker came and punished me but the kid took my bag and whooped me- Am I forgiven aswell😀
@aprilrodriguez53662 жыл бұрын
The first one already got me rolling I’m afraid for what’s next🏃♀️ HELP I JUST GOT TO THE SPIT THAT WAS SO BAD IM RUNNING
@McCaelus Жыл бұрын
The last one reminded me that in 3rd grade one of my classmates called Joane stabbed her best friend, Sophia's hand with a damn sharp pencil. And that also in 3rd grade me and my guy best friend fought and ended up like almost tearinh thru each others skin especially on the neck and face
@xxcq1q Жыл бұрын
6:33 that rlly got me laughing . DAMN , any who kenji keep up the great work! And have a good day/night, btw it's like 2:13 am for me you rlly got me laughing like a autistic squirrel 😂😂
@itsnan5042 Жыл бұрын
"Warning for anyone who's eating" Stops chewing mid bite
@Living-PeaceXO2 жыл бұрын
Oh hell nah this why I got trust issues 💀
@vicacay4 ай бұрын
BUDDY THE FIRST PART IS FUCKED UP.😭
@rxseoffblock99902 жыл бұрын
Amazing!!!
@theluckykitten2 жыл бұрын
Good to know that I'm not alone with this stabbing urge... °^°
@satsujinss4 ай бұрын
The part where it was "I put my finger in the part where the sun don't shine" I laughed so hard I ht my dead in the wall 😭
@spazzninja6821 Жыл бұрын
The Minecraft eating sound got me
@axc1x Жыл бұрын
Y’all had nap times while I slept through a fire drill. 😰
@joaquimdossantos16364 ай бұрын
OpEn ThE DoOr !!!!👁👄👁
@Artbear5432 жыл бұрын
Bro that ishowspeed lol THAT GOT ME DYING! 😂😂💀
@kAyLa-wx8vp Жыл бұрын
9:14 was crazy💀
@sunn.75 Жыл бұрын
BRUH IM EATTING AND THE SPIT PART GOT ME CRYING BRO
@ggxdprogamer2776 Жыл бұрын
I had an intrusive thought while swinging really high on a swing , and thought what would happen if i jumped off
@kori-rr8ro2 жыл бұрын
THE SPIT ONE LMFAOOOOO
@Devionna44342 жыл бұрын
FINALLY- PART 2-
@goldenkoi99612 жыл бұрын
Good video kenji!!
@KenjiSun2 жыл бұрын
Thank youu
@goldenkoi99612 жыл бұрын
@@KenjiSun anytime! Have a good day! ❤️
@turboyabo8642 жыл бұрын
nah those last two are going ascend, then ascend then fall like one comedy horror movie with the ghost
@Mermar622 ай бұрын
3:28 to be honest uhh same
@I_live_for_the_chxse29 күн бұрын
Real
@ninestarinheritorlongchen Жыл бұрын
Bruh I actually Gagged hearing that spit story the part when he woke up and said what he said wow that's wild
@B4nkk4 Жыл бұрын
The mom one her thing I liked thta bc that was demon slayer mice from uzui
@emy67572 жыл бұрын
good to know its church sunday tomorrow TO CHURCH WE GO!!!
@m1kaellaa8062 жыл бұрын
The spitting one got me so bad pls-
@RamenRamen-ri8mn4 ай бұрын
I have a confession sir!😙👋 So back in grade 1 I had this one classmate who keeps on making fun of me and just one day he stopped coming to school i think he transferred schools so yeah fast forward in grade 4 he's one of my class mate bro and in that time I was selected as vice president because he is a big troublemaker in class I often say mean things to him and he got no sh*t to complain he is no good man till this day I will not forgive him bro!
@perfume81872 жыл бұрын
Why did i decide to watch this while eating 😫 😩 😮💨