Kevin Hart on White Water Rafting

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Affection

Affection

Күн бұрын

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@despisze
@despisze 7 жыл бұрын
Everytime I get a notification of someone who's comment consists of trying to make any kind of sense from a comedian on stage, my literal reaction is "oh God, just STFU and learn how to laugh." it's really not that hard people
@stephonwilsonwilson8347
@stephonwilsonwilson8347 6 жыл бұрын
Affection shit the fuck up haten ass bitch
@SonjaElizabethTeal
@SonjaElizabethTeal 6 жыл бұрын
Affection Ameen, Dear Heart. Laughter is the best! People just need to 'Let Go'! Keep Doing You!!!
@berkekaraca2289
@berkekaraca2289 6 жыл бұрын
You are really pretty do you have Instagram? Not a perv dont worry 😂
@E_B_C_OG
@E_B_C_OG 6 жыл бұрын
Affection deal with it *THUG LIFE*
@mavisfedun1490
@mavisfedun1490 6 жыл бұрын
Affection I
@signedaleo1263
@signedaleo1263 5 жыл бұрын
“ this is the second time I’ve left someone for dead and they’ve survived “😭
@gloriacowan1653
@gloriacowan1653 5 жыл бұрын
Lmmfao
@maf-mp7lf
@maf-mp7lf 5 жыл бұрын
naeem is the third
@dillonmalbrue4179
@dillonmalbrue4179 5 жыл бұрын
@Haroon Abdul Majeed what the fuck?
@robinalberti177
@robinalberti177 5 жыл бұрын
Dutch Bitch after that you better just give in and tell God you're sorry...lol 😂💯
@robinalberti177
@robinalberti177 5 жыл бұрын
Dutch Bitch love ya anyway 😂🙋💕😉🌠
@hobbegoblin4648
@hobbegoblin4648 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I white water raft regularly and the rules he’s telling about being active in your own rescue and getting to the lifeline are 100% accurate. I’m dying lol.
@vjr5261
@vjr5261 3 жыл бұрын
👋from Salmon River
@will6393
@will6393 2 жыл бұрын
Dont care didnt ask
@EnigmaticHandbags91
@EnigmaticHandbags91 2 жыл бұрын
@@will6393 wtf? if you "don't care," stay the fk out of the comment section
@NitaColclasure
@NitaColclasure 2 ай бұрын
Arkansas Mulberry River
@cannibalcupcakes7749
@cannibalcupcakes7749 6 жыл бұрын
I'm a black person in Chattanooga Tennessee. He's right theres no other black people here
@Angus_Gibson
@Angus_Gibson 6 жыл бұрын
All around Dodds Avenue and that neighborhood, man.
@maryem8263
@maryem8263 5 жыл бұрын
cannibal cupcakes lol I went to Chatanooga and damn is it gorgeous there. Thats saying alot, i live in Alaska.
@GHSTTHERENEGADE
@GHSTTHERENEGADE 5 жыл бұрын
@@maryem8263 What city?
@maryem8263
@maryem8263 5 жыл бұрын
GHSTTHERENEGADE Palmer
@GHSTTHERENEGADE
@GHSTTHERENEGADE 5 жыл бұрын
@@maryem8263 Yeah you right. Outside of the two prisons ain't much to write home about. Now Wasilla was beautiful but the way to Houston was amazing! Nothing like what I get here in Juneau though :-p
@donalddwello6344
@donalddwello6344 3 жыл бұрын
He's just pure talent. You ever notice Kevin Hart puts like seven jokes in the one joke and then he ties it all together I mean just pure genius
@sharonlacy1837
@sharonlacy1837 2 жыл бұрын
Love him. He opens his mouth...I'm dying laughing!
@bilaltariq7819
@bilaltariq7819 2 жыл бұрын
masterful story teller
@FunUrth4All
@FunUrth4All 4 ай бұрын
Amazing talent🎉
@thinkingoutloud3358
@thinkingoutloud3358 5 жыл бұрын
I can not believe this was 8 years ago because this never gets old!! Every time I watch I’m 🤣🤣🤣
@starcrossedwarrioresyale2032
@starcrossedwarrioresyale2032 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂. “I couldn’t pull him up because I was laughing.”😂
@lilianadesousa9472
@lilianadesousa9472 5 жыл бұрын
StarCossedWarrior Esyale me as a friend, I can relate😂😂😂
@luisluis9112
@luisluis9112 5 жыл бұрын
That ain't no joke 😂💯 I had a bigger homie get a leg cramp one time and we was deep and had like 8 homies round but ain't no one was trying go in the water we was scared we was finna drown with him 😂😭💀
@blackwolf3803
@blackwolf3803 5 жыл бұрын
Hmu lol
@RedNightmare-qr5mb
@RedNightmare-qr5mb 5 жыл бұрын
I went water rafting and that same thing happened to me. My friend nearly fell out to from laughing so hard
@clevelandcbi
@clevelandcbi 5 жыл бұрын
@@RedNightmare-qr5mb 😂😂😂
@StoicManJustin
@StoicManJustin 2 жыл бұрын
Glad this video is here, because for whatever reason, Netflix cut this from their version. I saw this when it originally dropped, so I was shocked that it was missing!
@sevenrats
@sevenrats 5 жыл бұрын
I am not a racist but I love racial humor. I wish we could all just learn to laugh at ourselves as a human species.
@mitchellhogg4627
@mitchellhogg4627 5 жыл бұрын
Probably the whitest thing ive ever read
@ThatOneAnimal
@ThatOneAnimal 5 жыл бұрын
Mitchell Hogg he’s not wrong tho this generations filled with a bunch of pussies that can’t laugh at jokes, let alone not get mad at certain “words”
@larrygrebler5054
@larrygrebler5054 5 жыл бұрын
Look I'm a Jewish man; if a joke is funny not mean its funny. We have to remember the difference.
@gladheart4365
@gladheart4365 5 жыл бұрын
Yep me too
@larrygrebler5054
@larrygrebler5054 5 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellhogg4627 Now that's NOT funny that's mean!
@usman5614
@usman5614 6 жыл бұрын
you know how good u need to be, to hold an audience's attention for 10 fucking minutes with a single story. and every fucking funny line made the audience crack up. This guys great!
@ziyandamarashula9120
@ziyandamarashula9120 4 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Kevin tell stories all day 😂😂
@reinforcer9000
@reinforcer9000 5 жыл бұрын
his white lady instructor impression was spot on lol
@maryem8263
@maryem8263 5 жыл бұрын
ri3it483qthirf Right. Im a white lady and that was epic 😂
@Profile.4
@Profile.4 5 жыл бұрын
@@maryem8263 I'm a white man
@TheAGODAMI
@TheAGODAMI 5 жыл бұрын
ri3it483qthirf 2:39 💯😂
@hobbegoblin4648
@hobbegoblin4648 5 жыл бұрын
Accurate information too!
@FreshAndOrganic
@FreshAndOrganic 5 жыл бұрын
"We've been paid" ..... HILARIOUS!!!!
@lukepace190
@lukepace190 8 жыл бұрын
I went rafting with Lance yesterday. He said the funniest part about it is that Kevin lost his ring on the trip, and Kevin said,"ah don't worry about it, it didn't mean nothing," and then his wife slapped him right across the face. XD
@marinedreamer2418
@marinedreamer2418 6 жыл бұрын
Luke Pace where was this at? I know it’s in Chattanooga but where was the water rafting place at?
@jonathanz.9675
@jonathanz.9675 6 жыл бұрын
I just went with lance too on a Lee trip.
@lobstertelephone8907
@lobstertelephone8907 6 жыл бұрын
I also went rafting with him on the nantahala
@torachan23
@torachan23 6 жыл бұрын
Did his wife go to jail for assault? Because she should have.
@dezzmari3488
@dezzmari3488 6 жыл бұрын
Tora Chan not really
@Shweet2007
@Shweet2007 7 жыл бұрын
"he went straight to Christianity" I'm dead lol
@cynthiarichardson8189
@cynthiarichardson8189 5 жыл бұрын
When in need call the pro
@jennymcmillin5668
@jennymcmillin5668 5 жыл бұрын
Assassin Seriously! And I love Hart’s delivery. 👍🤣
@yeah2472
@yeah2472 5 жыл бұрын
@VolDep45 ya but in islam he doesnt believe that jesus is god
@MissShootingStar5
@MissShootingStar5 5 жыл бұрын
@VolDep45 Always has to be one smh.
@gloriacowan1653
@gloriacowan1653 5 жыл бұрын
Lmmfao
@apbmilitaries
@apbmilitaries 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a Muslim and not the half assed kind I’m the kind that looks at every package to see if the food has pork😭😭😭 and I wasn’t offended. Kevin Hart is a legend.
@hellynnwheels6819
@hellynnwheels6819 5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@georgethinks9431
@georgethinks9431 5 жыл бұрын
But u do eat bacon cheeseburgers
@voidinheritant
@voidinheritant 4 жыл бұрын
@@georgethinks9431 no pigs. so no.
@georgethinks9431
@georgethinks9431 4 жыл бұрын
@@voidinheritant its not even bacon its made from newspapers
@michaelmcintosh7578
@michaelmcintosh7578 2 жыл бұрын
@@georgethinks9431 I never knew this. I'm gonna start eating bacon now
@AlanaGurl
@AlanaGurl 7 жыл бұрын
"heyyy look who made herself a swimmer, up top..give me some" lmao
@stevefitzherbert
@stevefitzherbert 5 жыл бұрын
Ang Jo he find the cam to stare straight at it. it was so funny when he said that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PillowMethod
@PillowMethod 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@zitahernandez6929
@zitahernandez6929 5 жыл бұрын
Ang Jo u cute🥰😍
@arijanaaustin5947
@arijanaaustin5947 5 жыл бұрын
Ang Jo 🤣🤣🤣
@carllubrin8518
@carllubrin8518 5 жыл бұрын
You fine ang jo
@k.b.8763
@k.b.8763 5 жыл бұрын
I almost drowned white water rafting and I was on the swim and water polo team all through high school. The rapids were just INSANE and it started raining extremely hard. It was terrifying
@heyitskynya
@heyitskynya 5 жыл бұрын
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@asumamonsta
@asumamonsta 5 жыл бұрын
me too! the rapid dragged me down, could not stay afloat despite wearing the lifejacket. was horrible experience! was lucky as i was about to give up the rapid area finished and could catch my breathe.
@jblack9994
@jblack9994 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jblack9994
@jblack9994 5 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t raft on a sunny day
@smokestack9795
@smokestack9795 4 жыл бұрын
K. B. ....I did a class 2 in Tennessee and I will never do white water rafting of any kind ever again. We were all mad at each other in the raft because of the amount of work involved and some couldn’t do it.
@seamslatasha3598
@seamslatasha3598 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, he is a master storyteller. So darn funny.😂
@heyitskynya
@heyitskynya 5 жыл бұрын
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@ipremegammon9732
@ipremegammon9732 5 жыл бұрын
Check out josh wolf
@dianalynn3600
@dianalynn3600 2 жыл бұрын
can u imagine his kids at night hearing bedtime stories? They couldn't go to sleep for laughing probably. He is so so so funny, I just enjoy him to the fullest.
@do3807
@do3807 2 жыл бұрын
Love the way he dramatizes his stories, while keeping them rooted in the real relatable stuff.
@mitsuomits9077
@mitsuomits9077 5 жыл бұрын
"Blink so I can stop laughing"😂😂😂😂😂
@makaylaflores3254
@makaylaflores3254 5 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry, he's underwater, he'll *POP UP*." Me: Excuse me bish...
@jadonplox
@jadonplox 5 жыл бұрын
@you know its *too. whos ghetto?
@Imhereformusicandmusic
@Imhereformusicandmusic 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it LOL
@evanmiller2562
@evanmiller2562 3 жыл бұрын
Aye hell pop up.... bobbing lifelessy XD
@sayfif
@sayfif 2 жыл бұрын
Pop up dead 🤣😂🤣
@SonjaElizabethTeal
@SonjaElizabethTeal 6 жыл бұрын
As a Muslim I thought this was theeeee funniest thing I ever heard!!!!! The entire skit really... but THAT part!!
@despisze
@despisze 6 жыл бұрын
Sonja Teal thank you! Someone with a sense of humor that doesn't take everything so seriously lol
@SonjaElizabethTeal
@SonjaElizabethTeal 6 жыл бұрын
Affection 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
@VersebyverseQuran786
@VersebyverseQuran786 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO SAME
@traceyedwards5128
@traceyedwards5128 5 жыл бұрын
@ladywharton o do shut up. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
@lexisexy3795
@lexisexy3795 5 жыл бұрын
Why does your religion have anything to do with you watching a comedy skit
@zacdavis9806
@zacdavis9806 8 жыл бұрын
Do you know how awful a swim you have to have to pray to someone else's god?
@allankaul8331
@allankaul8331 7 жыл бұрын
Zac Davis allah is the same God that christians believe in, both stem from Abraham
@SonjaElizabethTeal
@SonjaElizabethTeal 6 жыл бұрын
Haha hahaha hahaha
@itsonlymythirddayouthere
@itsonlymythirddayouthere 6 жыл бұрын
Allan Kaul loooool no they’re not!
@guccimane6116
@guccimane6116 6 жыл бұрын
Sheneika X 100% same God. Christians just believe Jesus was the son of God.
@itsonlymythirddayouthere
@itsonlymythirddayouthere 6 жыл бұрын
Gucci Mane Christians believe Jesus is God - Muslim believe he was a only a prophet. Pretty big difference when one religion denies the others God
@jamesheuer5139
@jamesheuer5139 4 ай бұрын
I was a River Guide in the North Carolina Mountains for 9 seasons! It’s true! The safety talk reminds you that if you fall out of the boat, you need to be a part of your own rescue! My crew is a family of 6; Mom and Dad, Grandpa and Grandma, and 2 teen age boys. A “Black” Family! More than half thru the trip, I bounce off a boulder, I now have 3 swimmer! Dad, one teenager, and Grandma! Dad and the boy, are staying near the boat, for me to rescue! Grandma is floating down the river with her face down! Knocked out, unconscious??? I start to blow my rescue whistle to alert other boats that there is a “swimmer”! 20-30 seconds go by, another boat reaches Grandma, face down, they grab her, she lifts her head and says, “Praise Jesus”!😂😂😂
@Talula-Darling
@Talula-Darling 3 ай бұрын
I'm peeing❣️😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Did she beat your ass?
@RyuTempest
@RyuTempest 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@joymarie715
@joymarie715 4 ай бұрын
This is one of my favorite stories that Kevin tells I laugh every time till I’m crying😂😂😂
@buckfuddy489
@buckfuddy489 5 жыл бұрын
I went white water rafting about a month ago.. it was the coolest yet most terrifying thing I ever did..wanna find out who your true friends are?? Go white water rafting together!!
@Tearoom869
@Tearoom869 8 жыл бұрын
lance was our raft guide today at the ocoee! i didnt believe him when he told us this, and of course, googled it... "holy jesus save me!!!" hahah. love it!!
@kdhovis8665
@kdhovis8665 6 жыл бұрын
OMG! Makes this even funnier!
@jimmieleepatterson
@jimmieleepatterson 6 жыл бұрын
Old lady orientation. Is she real? She sounds so real!!P
@mex7683
@mex7683 4 жыл бұрын
Rayleana Schenkenfelder that’s too funny 😂 lance sounds great
@borkborknomnom3154
@borkborknomnom3154 4 жыл бұрын
Do yall know what show he's talking about
@esta1ful
@esta1ful 3 жыл бұрын
What a great name.
@ruthanne6002
@ruthanne6002 5 жыл бұрын
“He went straight to Christianity”😂😂😂😂😂
@jerryc7452
@jerryc7452 3 жыл бұрын
I've rafting the river he is talking about for a long time, and he is telling the truth about pretty much the whole experience. However, he's a braver soul than I am - I ain't bailing on the Hell Hole, I'm staying in the boat no matter what!
@alphaangel4219
@alphaangel4219 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who's had terrifying whitewater rafting experiences (2 & never ever again) I found this hysterical 😂 . I could picture every detail.
@mirandacline8267
@mirandacline8267 4 жыл бұрын
"No bitch, you better get to 8ft" hahaha i would've had the same reaction "Water goes over, clap clap, you're dead" Haha so many great lines
@angela-d4477
@angela-d4477 5 жыл бұрын
This man is so ridiculously funny!💯 So glad he and his friends are doing okay from the accident.🙏
@pamsam8933
@pamsam8933 3 жыл бұрын
I can watch this man do his jokes over & over and I belly laugh every time. Absolutely love him! Never gets old.😍
@yolandawilson6619
@yolandawilson6619 6 жыл бұрын
This is even funnier now after I've seen Jumanji.
@chuggeez_8851
@chuggeez_8851 5 жыл бұрын
HA! You just know he drew from this experience for his role in that movie.
@angeldust1757
@angeldust1757 4 жыл бұрын
I'm suprised he didn't say "no wonder its called WHITE water rafting" 😂😂😂
@yamilad.555
@yamilad.555 3 жыл бұрын
Clever clever 🧠
@tylerdavis6277
@tylerdavis6277 8 жыл бұрын
our guide Lance told us about this story today I was dead
@solondraco8829
@solondraco8829 6 жыл бұрын
Tyler Davis Wait so this is a real story?
@Sxm_8
@Sxm_8 6 жыл бұрын
Solon Draco yeah almost all his story’s are
@tylerbaggett5058
@tylerbaggett5058 5 жыл бұрын
Was this in ocoee?
@human.rationally
@human.rationally 5 жыл бұрын
@@tylerbaggett5058 yup
@HolisticJedi
@HolisticJedi 3 жыл бұрын
Lance is a really good guide, too!
@judykennedy5985
@judykennedy5985 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin is a madman !! I never realized how talented Kevin is !!
@YahooMurray
@YahooMurray 3 жыл бұрын
Of comedians alive today, Kevin and Chris Rock are the only 2 I will stop whatever I am doing and watch them on KZbin or wherever else I can see them. So good, always.
@nicolawright283
@nicolawright283 3 ай бұрын
How about Dave Chappel ?
@AmberAmbwee
@AmberAmbwee 5 жыл бұрын
“Don’t worry. He’s underwater. He’ll pop up.” 💀
@michellebilodeau3882
@michellebilodeau3882 2 жыл бұрын
Eeeeeee........
@Angus_Gibson
@Angus_Gibson 6 жыл бұрын
Chattanooga REPRESENT!!! "I turn around. I don't see Naieem no more." Slayed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JPMJPM
@JPMJPM 3 жыл бұрын
🙌
@safsidhibaat
@safsidhibaat 3 жыл бұрын
Naeem
@ng23242
@ng23242 5 жыл бұрын
“This is the second time I’ve left somebody for dead and they survived” Kevin you fucking genius
@logancoasterroasterlockwoo163
@logancoasterroasterlockwoo163 6 жыл бұрын
I went rafting in hellhole, my instructor fell out 😂
@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437
@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 6 жыл бұрын
I read that as butthole for some weird reason.
@jimmieleepatterson
@jimmieleepatterson 6 жыл бұрын
Old lady orientation. Is she real? She sounds so real!!
@buddyprowell
@buddyprowell 5 жыл бұрын
536 comments, 285 comments begin with 'went rafting last weekend, Lance was my guide.....'
@notsuresurenot9338
@notsuresurenot9338 5 жыл бұрын
Lol......I thought the same thing!
@jhart1127
@jhart1127 5 жыл бұрын
Because Lance shows people this clip as proof!!
@lostsoul7980
@lostsoul7980 4 жыл бұрын
They removed this joke from his special. Just watched it on Netflix and it’s gone. This joke was so funny
@NorthPhilly-zr7xc
@NorthPhilly-zr7xc 3 жыл бұрын
Cause these sensitive ass people out here that's why smh
@ShiningLight411
@ShiningLight411 5 жыл бұрын
“This is the 2nd time I left somebody for dead and they survived” Hmmmmm👀👀👀👀
@roadking0073
@roadking0073 5 жыл бұрын
The imitation of the guy giving instructions was bang on. I've backed out of shit because of those kind of instructions.😂
@nanlev613
@nanlev613 5 жыл бұрын
I went white water rafting years ago with my mother and she fell in! Kevin is not joking those rapids are crazy! I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe when he said “before we go do this....” because I didn’t want to go my mother forced me to go and I had the exact same feeling- ‘I don’t want to do this!!’ Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@parzival8936
@parzival8936 7 жыл бұрын
I went white water rafting with my youth group for church and fell out and then got ran over by the damn raft
@karrelestell6823
@karrelestell6823 5 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@BEhistoricStudios
@BEhistoricStudios 5 жыл бұрын
You had it coming
@jeffghant4760
@jeffghant4760 5 жыл бұрын
Parzival Did you die?
@stillgod2250
@stillgod2250 5 жыл бұрын
@@jeffghant4760 Asking the real questions
@radioactive_baby
@radioactive_baby 5 жыл бұрын
@@jeffghant4760 💀
@adrainwoods6095
@adrainwoods6095 5 жыл бұрын
“If he is, we can bring him back” “This asshole keeps floating against the rock”
@janicemsanders9178
@janicemsanders9178 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart is one of my favorite men on earth! I feel like you could literally become friends with him if you had a chance to shoot the shit with him for a while. Nobody makes me laugh like he does. 🤣😂
@ANNIEEdeeBOSS
@ANNIEEdeeBOSS 8 жыл бұрын
why isn't this part on the version on Netflix smh glad it's here
@2012zam
@2012zam 8 жыл бұрын
Anniee LyricalGoddess p
@lakirawilson3389
@lakirawilson3389 8 жыл бұрын
Anniee LyricalGoddess ugh ikr
@shelbyfoster8387
@shelbyfoster8387 6 жыл бұрын
Right!! Cause i had watched the one on Netflix and then see this. I rewatched it like 4 times trying to find this part😂
@lotuskoko
@lotuskoko 6 жыл бұрын
Netflix is very lefty. Not a surprise.
@alexismcdonough7921
@alexismcdonough7921 5 жыл бұрын
Apparently it's controversial given all the people arguing on here.
@Aria3210
@Aria3210 5 жыл бұрын
Years later and still hilarious
@thesprinklebox4841
@thesprinklebox4841 3 жыл бұрын
"If you're at 8ft, I suggest you get to 7" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jungefrau
@jungefrau 5 жыл бұрын
Hart can make any story hilarious. And if I wasn't afraid of white water rafting before, I am now. 😳
@JedidiahRudnick
@JedidiahRudnick 4 жыл бұрын
I grew up in Idaho. My grandma was adopted and didnt meet her family until she was about 70. Her new found relatives live in canada. So now you're up to date on things, last summer the Canadians came down to idaho and stayed with us at my grandparents' cabin. While they were here we went on a white water trip down a segment of the Peyette river known as the Cabarton. The canadians were literally scared to tears and I was riding the bull jumping into the water having the time if my life. This story reminded me of em.
@hansaerol3359
@hansaerol3359 4 жыл бұрын
As a muslim I use “Jesus” context as well. We believe him too just FYI. I saw myself into “Naim” 😂
@snakedis9052
@snakedis9052 4 жыл бұрын
but you don't pray to jesus , we only pray to Allah if you do pray to jesus it's forbiden to pray to anyone but Allah , why are you offended it's good joke tbh xD
@voidinheritant
@voidinheritant 4 жыл бұрын
@@snakedis9052 they clearly are not offended.
@hansaerol3359
@hansaerol3359 4 жыл бұрын
@@snakedis9052 As i said I believe him read again I didn't say I pray to him. Just calm down! Jesus!
@arimewillow4278
@arimewillow4278 4 жыл бұрын
@@hansaerol3359 😆🤣!!! LOL! " Calm down, JESUS! " Lol I had to see who commented on this, expecting someone being snarky. I'm so glad I did, you just made my day!
@charlesross1682
@charlesross1682 4 ай бұрын
thats because allah is a myth praying to jesus is the only prayer that can help turn to jesus
@jesuschrist8336
@jesuschrist8336 5 жыл бұрын
true story. Heard him calling my name instead of Allah 😂
@warrenpeace8635
@warrenpeace8635 5 жыл бұрын
oh God!!!! ahahhahha
@billmoyer3254
@billmoyer3254 5 жыл бұрын
everyone look busy, Jesus is coming
@JLE1177
@JLE1177 5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Maddox 👀 but yea I enjoy just reading the Bible sometimes... oh what, hey Jesus 😅
@mjohnson6841
@mjohnson6841 5 жыл бұрын
@happyhappyjoyful 🤣
@deandiaz7757
@deandiaz7757 4 жыл бұрын
Hitting thumbs down never crossed my mind . Honest
@sweetladii7655
@sweetladii7655 5 жыл бұрын
Heyyyyy, look who made herself a swimmer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😂🤣🤪😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lql1094
@lql1094 4 жыл бұрын
No surprise they divorced. He sounded like an asshole.
@donnahubbard5159
@donnahubbard5159 Жыл бұрын
I have also rafted with Lance on same river. I have also fallen out of the raft and also call God help me....😮. Love this story, and you. FYI I watch fatherhood last night it was great. Happy Fathers day
@carlabaptiste2213
@carlabaptiste2213 2 жыл бұрын
This one never gets old. I laugh every time, with tears.🤣
@hankmessaros1835
@hankmessaros1835 5 жыл бұрын
Thank God for comedy it truly is the best medicine
@RosyAfterglow
@RosyAfterglow 5 жыл бұрын
“This was the second time I left somebody for dead and they made it back...” 🤣🤣🤣
@a.k.4085
@a.k.4085 5 жыл бұрын
Accurate description . I've done it AND live near where they did this!! 😊☺️😊
@jenniferm3785
@jenniferm3785 5 жыл бұрын
Karen M I used to guide on the Ocoee. I live near there too! Hell hole is a blast. Love the way he described it!
@BadgerBJJ
@BadgerBJJ 5 жыл бұрын
First time rafting, first class 5 rapid, we got dumped and I went down the whole thing without a raft. Water boarding by the Upper Gauley.
@MorrowidAddic
@MorrowidAddic 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin is so good at telling stories! I always laugh lmao
@WattWireNet
@WattWireNet 5 жыл бұрын
"he should eat a pork sandwich to kill himself" this was wrong on so many levels I couldn't stop laughing!
@hellynnwheels6819
@hellynnwheels6819 5 жыл бұрын
Best line!
@lisaletanosky1
@lisaletanosky1 4 жыл бұрын
This is some funny stuff. Hell hole is the last rapid on the trip. Love the Ocoee
@MrBabylon
@MrBabylon 5 жыл бұрын
never seen Kevin's stand-up before, bloody hilarious.
@levilively8643
@levilively8643 3 жыл бұрын
They're all funny. You oughtta check em out
@focusedeye
@focusedeye 5 жыл бұрын
Having been white water rafting once as free perk from my job, I can totally relate to his experience.
@WWETHROWBACKWILSON
@WWETHROWBACKWILSON 2 жыл бұрын
“Blink so I can stop laughing” 😂 had me dying
@icequeen1781
@icequeen1781 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin’s talking about the OCOEE River in Benton, TN....my daughter & former son in law were raft guides....now my grandson is in the summer....
@mrkrabsbelit3524
@mrkrabsbelit3524 6 жыл бұрын
Why everybody have religious arguments on a Kevin Hart video y'all that simple minded
@noneyabusiness5222
@noneyabusiness5222 5 жыл бұрын
MrKrabs Be Lit Good question
@mr.anderson1562
@mr.anderson1562 5 жыл бұрын
Wen kev said "What if we need it?" When they told kevin to toss the life line out to get his buddy took me out 😂😂😂😭😭😭
@sharkbait6765
@sharkbait6765 6 жыл бұрын
You gotta be a part of your own rescue!! 😆
@Pete-z6e
@Pete-z6e 5 жыл бұрын
Shark Bait ,all that means is ,don’t just lay there and wait to be saved, asians and yanks are well known to do this on NZ raft trips, fact.
@sn1p3r34
@sn1p3r34 3 жыл бұрын
You got to help me help you!!
@esta1ful
@esta1ful 3 жыл бұрын
Dying here 😂😂😂😂
@sharkbait6765
@sharkbait6765 3 жыл бұрын
@@Pete-z6e Well duh...
@FayaAntsOfficial
@FayaAntsOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
Wen he comes with a new show i wanna start watching him from his olds ones till new ones again😄😄😄
@bangbangwilliams3763
@bangbangwilliams3763 6 жыл бұрын
I probably laughed myself into the bathroom 😂😂 kevin hart jis standups are the best,hes a comedian genius
@lindsayhighsmith9766
@lindsayhighsmith9766 3 жыл бұрын
I'm here for Lance. Had a great time on the Ocoee with him as a guide.
@sandiestrutin2353
@sandiestrutin2353 3 жыл бұрын
What a funny story teller! Lmao 🤣 all by myself, quietly so my neighbors couldn’t hear! 😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
@sharonlacy1837
@sharonlacy1837 2 жыл бұрын
As soon as Kevin opens his mouth, I'm laughing. Funniest comedian EVER!!
@will6393
@will6393 2 жыл бұрын
Ok?
@emmyo6678
@emmyo6678 4 жыл бұрын
She slapped him because a wedding ring is a symbol of love and commitment. When he said it was”nothing” she slapped him reflexively. So...did you guys call the police on your moms when they slapped you for being stupid🤣🤣???
@Tyler-zo6sm
@Tyler-zo6sm 6 ай бұрын
No woman will ever put their hands on me I guarantee you that
@D__Lee
@D__Lee 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious stand-up comedy skit especially for those who whitewater raft or kayak.
@zzrodriguez03
@zzrodriguez03 7 жыл бұрын
5:59 "Fuck Hell Hole! AHHHH"😂😂😂 8:29 IM DONE!!!!💀💀💀😂😂😂
@parkerbergeski813
@parkerbergeski813 7 жыл бұрын
Za'kira Volturi You're funny man
@zzrodriguez03
@zzrodriguez03 7 жыл бұрын
Parker Bergeski -lol thanks
@ryankirkwood713
@ryankirkwood713 8 жыл бұрын
allah im about to die, where u at man" funniest part
@andreaoverton88
@andreaoverton88 5 жыл бұрын
😆
@sniperhaze1243
@sniperhaze1243 5 жыл бұрын
Nah Jesus part was way better! Haha hypocrite xD
@yoshilorak5897
@yoshilorak5897 5 жыл бұрын
Technically they're the same God but okay.
@dannytrujillo176
@dannytrujillo176 5 жыл бұрын
yoshi lorak technically you shouldn’t type something you have no knowledge in ... way different they don’t even hold the same values let alone morals
@dopamineinviter-9516
@dopamineinviter-9516 5 жыл бұрын
الله موجود ولكن نعيم نسي وانا اشك فى القصة اصلا
@aaronh.73
@aaronh.73 6 жыл бұрын
Having White Water Guided before, this was fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
@pajzibntabvwj6167
@pajzibntabvwj6167 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin is soooo funny! I love his humor.
@PhillipConleyJr.
@PhillipConleyJr. 4 жыл бұрын
There’s a reason it’s called WHITE water rafting. Lol.
@jasonwampler8244
@jasonwampler8244 2 жыл бұрын
Love kev, listen all his shit, how i not seen this till 2022
@dohcsmr1175
@dohcsmr1175 4 жыл бұрын
Hart makes me laugh so hard I struggle to breath! Outstanding!
@candigirrl003
@candigirrl003 5 жыл бұрын
i love this, he deals with what people don't see. black people skiing-rafting-etc. love it. i try everything. and people video tape it and upload it online. i love it.
@jusme9400
@jusme9400 5 жыл бұрын
I know I'm late but I'm in tears right now
@melodieneil712
@melodieneil712 5 ай бұрын
I haven’t seen much of Kevin Hart and didn’t know he was such a funny story teller! This is as funny!!!
@jarrettenaope7038
@jarrettenaope7038 5 жыл бұрын
Blink so I can STOP LAUGHING..HOLY SHIT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@glo1005
@glo1005 5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes that's what almost death will do to you. Make you into a Christian. 😂😂😂🤣🤣
@rachelgordon345
@rachelgordon345 7 жыл бұрын
We had Lance yesterday. It was wild for sure!!! Glad to be alive lol
@SocialBurn140
@SocialBurn140 7 жыл бұрын
Rachel Gordon what company?
@jimmieleepatterson
@jimmieleepatterson 6 жыл бұрын
Old lady orientation. Is she real? She sounds so real!!
@lifewithbreion1392
@lifewithbreion1392 4 жыл бұрын
You ain't blinkin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. Shit had me rollin.
@blackdolphin1471
@blackdolphin1471 6 жыл бұрын
i love this segment. thank you.
@a.k.4085
@a.k.4085 5 жыл бұрын
He is GREAT with details on this!!! Love it!!!
@gangstab.i.g6785
@gangstab.i.g6785 5 жыл бұрын
I'm African Muslim and I like the final joke ...damn it was so good
@lubeoman6481
@lubeoman6481 5 жыл бұрын
From where?
@Illswyn
@Illswyn 5 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing from somewhere in Africa. It's a pretty damn big continent.
@gangstab.i.g6785
@gangstab.i.g6785 5 жыл бұрын
@@Illswyn yo Africa is beautifull from the south to the west to the east to the coast bro cuz we know y'all of us are African at the end of the day
@seekouttruth
@seekouttruth 5 жыл бұрын
Liar
@gangstab.i.g6785
@gangstab.i.g6785 5 жыл бұрын
@@seekouttruth why ??
@Stussmeister
@Stussmeister 5 жыл бұрын
I went white water rafting about two weeks ago on the Snake River with my dad, older sister, brother-in-law, and two nephews. It was a Class 3 rapid, so right about in the middle, not too scenic, not too rough. There was, however, a section nicknamed Lunch Counter, as it was where people who weren't ready (according to the instructor) would get "served." I also was one of the few people to ever lose my paddle blade while rowing, which necessitated the instructor retrieving it from the water.
@maxrichardsxn6140
@maxrichardsxn6140 5 жыл бұрын
*"I been wantin' to do tha Titanic, i wanted to be the original..awhhhh"* 😂
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