Kevin tells a story about whit water rafting from "I'm A Grown Little Man"
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@despisze7 жыл бұрын
Everytime I get a notification of someone who's comment consists of trying to make any kind of sense from a comedian on stage, my literal reaction is "oh God, just STFU and learn how to laugh." it's really not that hard people
@stephonwilsonwilson83476 жыл бұрын
Affection shit the fuck up haten ass bitch
@SonjaElizabethTeal6 жыл бұрын
Affection Ameen, Dear Heart. Laughter is the best! People just need to 'Let Go'! Keep Doing You!!!
@berkekaraca22896 жыл бұрын
You are really pretty do you have Instagram? Not a perv dont worry 😂
@E_B_C_OG6 жыл бұрын
Affection deal with it *THUG LIFE*
@mavisfedun14906 жыл бұрын
Affection I
@signedaleo12635 жыл бұрын
“ this is the second time I’ve left someone for dead and they’ve survived “😭
@gloriacowan16535 жыл бұрын
Lmmfao
@maf-mp7lf5 жыл бұрын
naeem is the third
@dillonmalbrue41795 жыл бұрын
@Haroon Abdul Majeed what the fuck?
@robinalberti1774 жыл бұрын
Dutch Bitch after that you better just give in and tell God you're sorry...lol 😂💯
@robinalberti1774 жыл бұрын
Dutch Bitch love ya anyway 😂🙋💕😉🌠
@donalddwello63443 жыл бұрын
He's just pure talent. You ever notice Kevin Hart puts like seven jokes in the one joke and then he ties it all together I mean just pure genius
@sharonlacy18372 жыл бұрын
Love him. He opens his mouth...I'm dying laughing!
@bilaltariq78192 жыл бұрын
masterful story teller
@NoMoreTears4All2 ай бұрын
Amazing talent🎉
@hobbegoblin46485 жыл бұрын
Lol I white water raft regularly and the rules he’s telling about being active in your own rescue and getting to the lifeline are 100% accurate. I’m dying lol.
@vjr52613 жыл бұрын
👋from Salmon River
@will63932 жыл бұрын
Dont care didnt ask
@katelinstach69952 жыл бұрын
@@will6393 wtf? if you "don't care," stay the fk out of the comment section
@NitaColclasure27 күн бұрын
Arkansas Mulberry River
@lukepace1908 жыл бұрын
I went rafting with Lance yesterday. He said the funniest part about it is that Kevin lost his ring on the trip, and Kevin said,"ah don't worry about it, it didn't mean nothing," and then his wife slapped him right across the face. XD
@marinedreamer24186 жыл бұрын
Luke Pace where was this at? I know it’s in Chattanooga but where was the water rafting place at?
@jonathanz.96756 жыл бұрын
I just went with lance too on a Lee trip.
@lobstertelephone89076 жыл бұрын
I also went rafting with him on the nantahala
@torachan236 жыл бұрын
Did his wife go to jail for assault? Because she should have.
@dezzmari34886 жыл бұрын
Tora Chan not really
@cannibalcupcakes77496 жыл бұрын
I'm a black person in Chattanooga Tennessee. He's right theres no other black people here
@Angus_Gibson6 жыл бұрын
All around Dodds Avenue and that neighborhood, man.
@maryem82635 жыл бұрын
cannibal cupcakes lol I went to Chatanooga and damn is it gorgeous there. Thats saying alot, i live in Alaska.
@GHSTTHERENEGADE5 жыл бұрын
@@maryem8263 What city?
@maryem82635 жыл бұрын
GHSTTHERENEGADE Palmer
@GHSTTHERENEGADE5 жыл бұрын
@@maryem8263 Yeah you right. Outside of the two prisons ain't much to write home about. Now Wasilla was beautiful but the way to Houston was amazing! Nothing like what I get here in Juneau though :-p
@Shweet20077 жыл бұрын
"he went straight to Christianity" I'm dead lol
@cynthiarichardson81895 жыл бұрын
When in need call the pro
@jennymcmillin56685 жыл бұрын
Assassin Seriously! And I love Hart’s delivery. 👍🤣
@yeah24725 жыл бұрын
@VolDep45 ya but in islam he doesnt believe that jesus is god
@MissShootingStar55 жыл бұрын
@VolDep45 Always has to be one smh.
@gloriacowan16535 жыл бұрын
Lmmfao
@starcrossedwarrioresyale20326 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂. “I couldn’t pull him up because I was laughing.”😂
@lilianadesousa94725 жыл бұрын
StarCossedWarrior Esyale me as a friend, I can relate😂😂😂
@luisluis91125 жыл бұрын
That ain't no joke 😂💯 I had a bigger homie get a leg cramp one time and we was deep and had like 8 homies round but ain't no one was trying go in the water we was scared we was finna drown with him 😂😭💀
@blackwolf38035 жыл бұрын
Hmu lol
@RedNightmare-qr5mb4 жыл бұрын
I went water rafting and that same thing happened to me. My friend nearly fell out to from laughing so hard
@clevelandcbi4 жыл бұрын
@@RedNightmare-qr5mb 😂😂😂
@reinforcer90005 жыл бұрын
his white lady instructor impression was spot on lol
@maryem82635 жыл бұрын
ri3it483qthirf Right. Im a white lady and that was epic 😂
@Profile.45 жыл бұрын
@@maryem8263 I'm a white man
@TheAGODAMI5 жыл бұрын
ri3it483qthirf 2:39 💯😂
@hobbegoblin46485 жыл бұрын
Accurate information too!
@FreshAndOrganic5 жыл бұрын
"We've been paid" ..... HILARIOUS!!!!
@AlanaGurl6 жыл бұрын
"heyyy look who made herself a swimmer, up top..give me some" lmao
@stevefitzherbert5 жыл бұрын
Ang Jo he find the cam to stare straight at it. it was so funny when he said that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PillowMethod5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@zitahernandez69295 жыл бұрын
Ang Jo u cute🥰😍
@arijanaaustin59475 жыл бұрын
Ang Jo 🤣🤣🤣
@carllubrin85185 жыл бұрын
You fine ang jo
@k.b.87635 жыл бұрын
I almost drowned white water rafting and I was on the swim and water polo team all through high school. The rapids were just INSANE and it started raining extremely hard. It was terrifying
@heyitskynya5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqDbp3t3iq15n5I
@asumamonsta5 жыл бұрын
me too! the rapid dragged me down, could not stay afloat despite wearing the lifejacket. was horrible experience! was lucky as i was about to give up the rapid area finished and could catch my breathe.
@jblack99944 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jblack99944 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t raft on a sunny day
@smokestack97954 жыл бұрын
K. B. ....I did a class 2 in Tennessee and I will never do white water rafting of any kind ever again. We were all mad at each other in the raft because of the amount of work involved and some couldn’t do it.
As a Muslim I thought this was theeeee funniest thing I ever heard!!!!! The entire skit really... but THAT part!!
@despisze6 жыл бұрын
Sonja Teal thank you! Someone with a sense of humor that doesn't take everything so seriously lol
@SonjaElizabethTeal6 жыл бұрын
Affection 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
@VersebyverseQuran7865 жыл бұрын
LMAO SAME
@traceyedwards51285 жыл бұрын
@ladywharton o do shut up. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@lexisexy37955 жыл бұрын
Why does your religion have anything to do with you watching a comedy skit
@ng232425 жыл бұрын
“This is the second time I’ve left somebody for dead and they survived” Kevin you fucking genius
@sevenrats5 жыл бұрын
I am not a racist but I love racial humor. I wish we could all just learn to laugh at ourselves as a human species.
@mitchellhogg46275 жыл бұрын
Probably the whitest thing ive ever read
@ThatOneAnimal5 жыл бұрын
Mitchell Hogg he’s not wrong tho this generations filled with a bunch of pussies that can’t laugh at jokes, let alone not get mad at certain “words”
@larrygrebler50545 жыл бұрын
Look I'm a Jewish man; if a joke is funny not mean its funny. We have to remember the difference.
@gladheart43655 жыл бұрын
Yep me too
@larrygrebler50545 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellhogg4627 Now that's NOT funny that's mean!
@mitsuomits90775 жыл бұрын
"Blink so I can stop laughing"😂😂😂😂😂
@usman56146 жыл бұрын
you know how good u need to be, to hold an audience's attention for 10 fucking minutes with a single story. and every fucking funny line made the audience crack up. This guys great!
@AmberAmbwee5 жыл бұрын
“Don’t worry. He’s underwater. He’ll pop up.” 💀
@michellebilodeau38822 жыл бұрын
Eeeeeee........
@apbmilitaries5 жыл бұрын
I’m a Muslim and not the half assed kind I’m the kind that looks at every package to see if the food has pork😭😭😭 and I wasn’t offended. Kevin Hart is a legend.
@hellynnwheels68195 жыл бұрын
🤣
@georgethinks94314 жыл бұрын
But u do eat bacon cheeseburgers
@voidinheritant4 жыл бұрын
@@georgethinks9431 no pigs. so no.
@georgethinks94314 жыл бұрын
@@voidinheritant its not even bacon its made from newspapers
@michaelmcintosh75782 жыл бұрын
@@georgethinks9431 I never knew this. I'm gonna start eating bacon now
@jamesheuer51393 ай бұрын
I was a River Guide in the North Carolina Mountains for 9 seasons! It’s true! The safety talk reminds you that if you fall out of the boat, you need to be a part of your own rescue! My crew is a family of 6; Mom and Dad, Grandpa and Grandma, and 2 teen age boys. A “Black” Family! More than half thru the trip, I bounce off a boulder, I now have 3 swimmer! Dad, one teenager, and Grandma! Dad and the boy, are staying near the boat, for me to rescue! Grandma is floating down the river with her face down! Knocked out, unconscious??? I start to blow my rescue whistle to alert other boats that there is a “swimmer”! 20-30 seconds go by, another boat reaches Grandma, face down, they grab her, she lifts her head and says, “Praise Jesus”!😂😂😂
@Talula-DarlingАй бұрын
I'm peeing❣️😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Did she beat your ass?
@RyuTempest4 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@ruthanne60024 жыл бұрын
“He went straight to Christianity”😂😂😂😂😂
@zacdavis98068 жыл бұрын
Do you know how awful a swim you have to have to pray to someone else's god?
@allankaul83316 жыл бұрын
Zac Davis allah is the same God that christians believe in, both stem from Abraham
@SonjaElizabethTeal6 жыл бұрын
Haha hahaha hahaha
@itsonlymythirddayouthere6 жыл бұрын
Allan Kaul loooool no they’re not!
@guccimane61166 жыл бұрын
Sheneika X 100% same God. Christians just believe Jesus was the son of God.
@itsonlymythirddayouthere6 жыл бұрын
Gucci Mane Christians believe Jesus is God - Muslim believe he was a only a prophet. Pretty big difference when one religion denies the others God
@angeldust17574 жыл бұрын
I'm suprised he didn't say "no wonder its called WHITE water rafting" 😂😂😂
@yamilad.5553 жыл бұрын
Clever clever 🧠
@ziyandamarashula91204 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Kevin tell stories all day 😂😂
@logancoasterroasterlockwoo1636 жыл бұрын
I went rafting in hellhole, my instructor fell out 😂
@spiceyboogerspiceybooger64376 жыл бұрын
I read that as butthole for some weird reason.
@jimmieleepatterson5 жыл бұрын
Old lady orientation. Is she real? She sounds so real!!
@thinkingoutloud33584 жыл бұрын
I can not believe this was 8 years ago because this never gets old!! Every time I watch I’m 🤣🤣🤣
@do3807 Жыл бұрын
Love the way he dramatizes his stories, while keeping them rooted in the real relatable stuff.
@parzival89366 жыл бұрын
I went white water rafting with my youth group for church and fell out and then got ran over by the damn raft
@karrelestell68235 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@BEhistoricStudios5 жыл бұрын
You had it coming
@jeffghant47605 жыл бұрын
Parzival Did you die?
@stillgod22505 жыл бұрын
@@jeffghant4760 Asking the real questions
@radioactive_baby5 жыл бұрын
@@jeffghant4760 💀
@adrainwoods60955 жыл бұрын
“If he is, we can bring him back” “This asshole keeps floating against the rock”
@Tearoom8698 жыл бұрын
lance was our raft guide today at the ocoee! i didnt believe him when he told us this, and of course, googled it... "holy jesus save me!!!" hahah. love it!!
@kdhovis86656 жыл бұрын
OMG! Makes this even funnier!
@jimmieleepatterson5 жыл бұрын
Old lady orientation. Is she real? She sounds so real!!P
@mex76834 жыл бұрын
Rayleana Schenkenfelder that’s too funny 😂 lance sounds great
@borkborknomnom31544 жыл бұрын
Do yall know what show he's talking about
@esta1ful3 жыл бұрын
What a great name.
@tylerdavis62778 жыл бұрын
our guide Lance told us about this story today I was dead
@solondraco88296 жыл бұрын
Tyler Davis Wait so this is a real story?
@Sxm_86 жыл бұрын
Solon Draco yeah almost all his story’s are
@tylerbaggett50585 жыл бұрын
Was this in ocoee?
@human.rationally4 жыл бұрын
@@tylerbaggett5058 yup
@HolisticJedi3 жыл бұрын
Lance is a really good guide, too!
@Angus_Gibson6 жыл бұрын
Chattanooga REPRESENT!!! "I turn around. I don't see Naieem no more." Slayed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JPMJPM3 жыл бұрын
🙌
@safsidhibaat2 жыл бұрын
Naeem
@seamslatasha35985 жыл бұрын
Honestly, he is a master storyteller. So darn funny.😂
@heyitskynya5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqDbp3t3iq15n5I
@ipremegammon97324 жыл бұрын
Check out josh wolf
@dianalynn36002 жыл бұрын
can u imagine his kids at night hearing bedtime stories? They couldn't go to sleep for laughing probably. He is so so so funny, I just enjoy him to the fullest.
@mirandacline82674 жыл бұрын
"No bitch, you better get to 8ft" hahaha i would've had the same reaction "Water goes over, clap clap, you're dead" Haha so many great lines
@yolandawilson66196 жыл бұрын
This is even funnier now after I've seen Jumanji.
@chuggeez_88515 жыл бұрын
HA! You just know he drew from this experience for his role in that movie.
@thesprinklebox48413 жыл бұрын
"If you're at 8ft, I suggest you get to 7" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@buckfuddy4895 жыл бұрын
I went white water rafting about a month ago.. it was the coolest yet most terrifying thing I ever did..wanna find out who your true friends are?? Go white water rafting together!!
@buddyprowell5 жыл бұрын
536 comments, 285 comments begin with 'went rafting last weekend, Lance was my guide.....'
@notsuresurenot93385 жыл бұрын
Lol......I thought the same thing!
@jhart11275 жыл бұрын
Because Lance shows people this clip as proof!!
@WattWireNet5 жыл бұрын
"he should eat a pork sandwich to kill himself" this was wrong on so many levels I couldn't stop laughing!
@hellynnwheels68195 жыл бұрын
Best line!
@ANNIEEdeeBOSS8 жыл бұрын
why isn't this part on the version on Netflix smh glad it's here
@2012zam8 жыл бұрын
Anniee LyricalGoddess p
@lakirawilson33897 жыл бұрын
Anniee LyricalGoddess ugh ikr
@shelbyfoster83876 жыл бұрын
Right!! Cause i had watched the one on Netflix and then see this. I rewatched it like 4 times trying to find this part😂
@lotuskoko6 жыл бұрын
Netflix is very lefty. Not a surprise.
@alexismcdonough79215 жыл бұрын
Apparently it's controversial given all the people arguing on here.
@roadking00735 жыл бұрын
The imitation of the guy giving instructions was bang on. I've backed out of shit because of those kind of instructions.😂
@ShiningLight4114 жыл бұрын
“This is the 2nd time I left somebody for dead and they survived” Hmmmmm👀👀👀👀
@RosyAfterglow5 жыл бұрын
“This was the second time I left somebody for dead and they made it back...” 🤣🤣🤣
@ryankirkwood7138 жыл бұрын
allah im about to die, where u at man" funniest part
@andreaoverton885 жыл бұрын
😆
@sniperhaze12435 жыл бұрын
Nah Jesus part was way better! Haha hypocrite xD
@yoshilorak58975 жыл бұрын
Technically they're the same God but okay.
@dannytrujillo1765 жыл бұрын
yoshi lorak technically you shouldn’t type something you have no knowledge in ... way different they don’t even hold the same values let alone morals
@dopamineinviter-95165 жыл бұрын
الله موجود ولكن نعيم نسي وانا اشك فى القصة اصلا
@lostsoul79803 жыл бұрын
They removed this joke from his special. Just watched it on Netflix and it’s gone. This joke was so funny
@NorthPhilly-zr7xc3 жыл бұрын
Cause these sensitive ass people out here that's why smh
@nanlev6135 жыл бұрын
I went white water rafting years ago with my mother and she fell in! Kevin is not joking those rapids are crazy! I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe when he said “before we go do this....” because I didn’t want to go my mother forced me to go and I had the exact same feeling- ‘I don’t want to do this!!’ Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@WWETHROWBACKWILSON2 жыл бұрын
“Blink so I can stop laughing” 😂 had me dying
@StoicManJustin2 жыл бұрын
Glad this video is here, because for whatever reason, Netflix cut this from their version. I saw this when it originally dropped, so I was shocked that it was missing!
@jerryc74523 жыл бұрын
I've rafting the river he is talking about for a long time, and he is telling the truth about pretty much the whole experience. However, he's a braver soul than I am - I ain't bailing on the Hell Hole, I'm staying in the boat no matter what!
@jesuschrist83365 жыл бұрын
true story. Heard him calling my name instead of Allah 😂
@warrenpeace86355 жыл бұрын
oh God!!!! ahahhahha
@billmoyer32545 жыл бұрын
everyone look busy, Jesus is coming
@JLE11775 жыл бұрын
Bruce Maddox 👀 but yea I enjoy just reading the Bible sometimes... oh what, hey Jesus 😅
@mjohnson68414 жыл бұрын
@happyhappyjoyful 🤣
@deandiaz77574 жыл бұрын
Hitting thumbs down never crossed my mind . Honest
@alphaangel42193 жыл бұрын
As someone who's had terrifying whitewater rafting experiences (2 & never ever again) I found this hysterical 😂 . I could picture every detail.
@zzrodriguez037 жыл бұрын
5:59 "Fuck Hell Hole! AHHHH"😂😂😂 8:29 IM DONE!!!!💀💀💀😂😂😂
@parkerbergeski8137 жыл бұрын
Za'kira Volturi You're funny man
@zzrodriguez037 жыл бұрын
Parker Bergeski -lol thanks
@pamsam89333 жыл бұрын
I can watch this man do his jokes over & over and I belly laugh every time. Absolutely love him! Never gets old.😍
@angelahall66085 жыл бұрын
This man is so ridiculously funny!💯 So glad he and his friends are doing okay from the accident.🙏
@sharonlacy18372 жыл бұрын
As soon as Kevin opens his mouth, I'm laughing. Funniest comedian EVER!!
@will63932 жыл бұрын
Ok?
@joymarie7152 ай бұрын
This is one of my favorite stories that Kevin tells I laugh every time till I’m crying😂😂😂
@sweetladii76555 жыл бұрын
Heyyyyy, look who made herself a swimmer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😂🤣🤪😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lql10944 жыл бұрын
No surprise they divorced. He sounded like an asshole.
@aaronh.736 жыл бұрын
Having White Water Guided before, this was fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
@jungefrau5 жыл бұрын
Hart can make any story hilarious. And if I wasn't afraid of white water rafting before, I am now. 😳
@JedidiahRudnick4 жыл бұрын
I grew up in Idaho. My grandma was adopted and didnt meet her family until she was about 70. Her new found relatives live in canada. So now you're up to date on things, last summer the Canadians came down to idaho and stayed with us at my grandparents' cabin. While they were here we went on a white water trip down a segment of the Peyette river known as the Cabarton. The canadians were literally scared to tears and I was riding the bull jumping into the water having the time if my life. This story reminded me of em.
@mrkrabsbelit35246 жыл бұрын
Why everybody have religious arguments on a Kevin Hart video y'all that simple minded
@noneyabusiness52225 жыл бұрын
MrKrabs Be Lit Good question
@sharkbait67656 жыл бұрын
You gotta be a part of your own rescue!! 😆
@Pete-z6e5 жыл бұрын
Shark Bait ,all that means is ,don’t just lay there and wait to be saved, asians and yanks are well known to do this on NZ raft trips, fact.
@sn1p3r343 жыл бұрын
You got to help me help you!!
@esta1ful3 жыл бұрын
Dying here 😂😂😂😂
@sharkbait67653 жыл бұрын
@@Pete-z6e Well duh...
@YahooMurray2 жыл бұрын
Of comedians alive today, Kevin and Chris Rock are the only 2 I will stop whatever I am doing and watch them on KZbin or wherever else I can see them. So good, always.
@nicolawright283Ай бұрын
How about Dave Chappel ?
@emmyo66784 жыл бұрын
She slapped him because a wedding ring is a symbol of love and commitment. When he said it was”nothing” she slapped him reflexively. So...did you guys call the police on your moms when they slapped you for being stupid🤣🤣???
@Tyson-zo6sm4 ай бұрын
No woman will ever put their hands on me I guarantee you that
@focusedeye5 жыл бұрын
Having been white water rafting once as free perk from my job, I can totally relate to his experience.
@hansaerol33594 жыл бұрын
As a muslim I use “Jesus” context as well. We believe him too just FYI. I saw myself into “Naim” 😂
@snakedis90524 жыл бұрын
but you don't pray to jesus , we only pray to Allah if you do pray to jesus it's forbiden to pray to anyone but Allah , why are you offended it's good joke tbh xD
@voidinheritant4 жыл бұрын
@@snakedis9052 they clearly are not offended.
@hansaerol33594 жыл бұрын
@@snakedis9052 As i said I believe him read again I didn't say I pray to him. Just calm down! Jesus!
@arimewillow42784 жыл бұрын
@@hansaerol3359 😆🤣!!! LOL! " Calm down, JESUS! " Lol I had to see who commented on this, expecting someone being snarky. I'm so glad I did, you just made my day!
@charlesross16822 ай бұрын
thats because allah is a myth praying to jesus is the only prayer that can help turn to jesus
@mr.anderson15624 жыл бұрын
Wen kev said "What if we need it?" When they told kevin to toss the life line out to get his buddy took me out 😂😂😂😭😭😭
@maxrichardsxn61405 жыл бұрын
*"I been wantin' to do tha Titanic, i wanted to be the original..awhhhh"* 😂
@Aria32104 жыл бұрын
Years later and still hilarious
@MrBabylon5 жыл бұрын
never seen Kevin's stand-up before, bloody hilarious.
@levilively86433 жыл бұрын
They're all funny. You oughtta check em out
@katerinaliakou55493 жыл бұрын
"Blink so I can stop laughing" lmaooo
@PhillipConleyJr.4 жыл бұрын
There’s a reason it’s called WHITE water rafting. Lol.
@judykennedy59853 жыл бұрын
Kevin is a madman !! I never realized how talented Kevin is !!
@gangstab.i.g67855 жыл бұрын
I'm African Muslim and I like the final joke ...damn it was so good
@lubeoman64815 жыл бұрын
From where?
@Illswyn5 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing from somewhere in Africa. It's a pretty damn big continent.
@gangstab.i.g67855 жыл бұрын
@@Illswyn yo Africa is beautifull from the south to the west to the east to the coast bro cuz we know y'all of us are African at the end of the day
@seekouttruth4 жыл бұрын
Liar
@gangstab.i.g67854 жыл бұрын
@@seekouttruth why ??
@wizwiz34983 жыл бұрын
The old kevin hart u can tell a big difference then and now 💰 does change people 🙄...
@jarrettenaope70384 жыл бұрын
Blink so I can STOP LAUGHING..HOLY SHIT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@moonshadowessentialssoapsn52873 жыл бұрын
Lol my mother is Mormon and I’m Wiccan and she did the same shit lol ! She had surgery and she was with me while recovering and she’s screaming in pain. She’s very dramatic and can’t take pain at all. While she’s yelling in pain this woman looked at me and said “ I’ll do anything who’s ur goddess how do I pray to her I’ll try anything.” Never once mentioned Jesus lol she went straight from Mormon to Wicca in less the 5 minutes lol! I just looked at her and said “ we don’t pray to goddesses! Have u lost ur dang mind woman?! “ lol it was hysterical
@MorrowidAddic4 жыл бұрын
Kevin is so good at telling stories! I always laugh lmao
@lifewithbreion13924 жыл бұрын
You ain't blinkin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. Shit had me rollin.
@hankmessaros18355 жыл бұрын
Thank God for comedy it truly is the best medicine
@BadgerBJJ5 жыл бұрын
First time rafting, first class 5 rapid, we got dumped and I went down the whole thing without a raft. Water boarding by the Upper Gauley.
@janicemsanders91783 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart is one of my favorite men on earth! I feel like you could literally become friends with him if you had a chance to shoot the shit with him for a while. Nobody makes me laugh like he does. 🤣😂
@sandiestrutin23533 жыл бұрын
What a funny story teller! Lmao 🤣 all by myself, quietly so my neighbors couldn’t hear! 😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
@nancymorrison99785 жыл бұрын
He's so small he could be the hood ornament LOL🌊😂😂🌊🌊
@charlesgivens78912 жыл бұрын
"Life line 7 feet, if you 8 feet ......"😂
@lwazisikhakhane76644 жыл бұрын
Blink so I can stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kysplashgod837 Жыл бұрын
“ I saved myself I didn’t give af about no body .. my wife .. NOOOO BODY ” 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@carlabaptiste22132 жыл бұрын
This one never gets old. I laugh every time, with tears.🤣
@anjulwyngz14 жыл бұрын
Every year about 8 of the same coworkers go rafting on the Ocoee River (near Chatt, TN) they always ask me to go. A resounding *"hell no"* . Also, they always return with stories that have me wondering 1. How is that person still alive? , 2. Why do they go every year ?, and 3. Can I really work with so many people who have death wishes? SMH I am no longer there.
@bangbangwilliams37636 жыл бұрын
I probably laughed myself into the bathroom 😂😂 kevin hart jis standups are the best,hes a comedian genius
@pamelablack64725 ай бұрын
APRIL 2024… STILL JUST AS FUNNY 13 YRS. LATER…
@djb1ge4 жыл бұрын
It’s odd cuz I watched “I’m a Grown Little Man” on Netflix recently and they cut this bit. Weird.
@northsidejayy23693 жыл бұрын
Fax
@glo10055 жыл бұрын
Sometimes that's what almost death will do to you. Make you into a Christian. 😂😂😂🤣🤣
@nrodry765 жыл бұрын
Love the clapping 👏 👏 😂😂
@rachelgordon3457 жыл бұрын
We had Lance yesterday. It was wild for sure!!! Glad to be alive lol
@SocialBurn1407 жыл бұрын
Rachel Gordon what company?
@jimmieleepatterson5 жыл бұрын
Old lady orientation. Is she real? She sounds so real!!
@ErrkNjerk2 жыл бұрын
I just watched this special again on Netflix and noticed they cut out this last bit about white water rafting. Im curious why they did that.
@mackarack74405 жыл бұрын
9:57 When you check your phone and says 7 missed calls from mom
@dohcsmr11754 жыл бұрын
Hart makes me laugh so hard I struggle to breath! Outstanding!
@brucearmacost85985 жыл бұрын
"We like the only black people in Chattanooga, Tennessee."