Kevin Hart - I'm A Grown Little Man - his fear of animals

COPYRIGHT Image Entertainment. "I'm a grown little man" DVD special.
very funny stuff! you've probably seen him in 40 Year Old Virgin, Soul Plane, Epic Movie and all that sorts and you should really check his stand up if you haven't already!
www.imdb.com/name/nm0366389/

[@macabreromance]

“Why...why would you throw a pen at it...if we don’t know what it is?” 😂😭

[@tmcc6847]

ChimChim ARMY

[@MrJeon-kn5ig]

OMG I JUST SAID THE SAME THING!🤣🤣🤣

[@MrJeon-kn5ig]

It’s nice to know armys think alike😂

[@nora.1258]

😂👍🏻

[@akutajok2463]

Armys are EVERYWHERE I'm not bullshitting!!!!😂

[@tomasbalderas8095]

WE 👏🏿DON'T 👏🏿EVEN 👏🏿KNOW 👏🏿WHAT 👏🏿IT 👏🏿 IS

[@jameschauvet3140]

Tomas Balderas 🤣🤣

[@Shuriver]

You got 1.1k likes with 1 comment, now you got 2

[@indianindubai24]

😄😄😄😄

[@last5902]

And now you got 4

[@fire90king92]

i cant wait till he finds out about cassowary's

[@nasihakb1038]

“I didn’t even realise that I was walking and talking shit at the same time”😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@copiquinn9578]

Guess daddy's mine.

[@copiquinn9578]

Damnnn Craig lol

[@DannySullivanMusic]

lmao awesome

[@ShashwatPanda]

The ostrich bit never gets old... I must have watched it a 1000 times by now 😂😂😂

[@xaviercross7952]

Watch him being afraid with Steve Irwin kid

[@nobocrook]

Quite correct

[@lordwillshire1398]

HIS BODY WAS STILL FACING THIS WAY! 🏃‍♂️ BUT HIS HEAD WAS STILL LIKE THIS! 😐

[@archangelrapheal5231]

He had an with the Roadrunner

[@JohnDoe-im2ty]

Bruh I'm weak 😭

[@shyheemdriffin6608]

His body facing the front but his head lookin at us lmfao

[@AnubisFenrir]

He wasn't worried about a wall or running into another ostrich 😂🤣

[@hamzaahmed2322]

Elegant Pharoah 😅😂😂🤣🤣

[@DannySullivanMusic]

hahaha man niiice

[@mathewgodfrey1517]

Fear of animals. What was he again in Jumanji?

[@myyre1k942]

Mathew Godfrey LOOOL

[@ilenix3074]

Mathew Godfrey a zoologist 😂 Yes I know this was a question just for people who didn’t know

[@one1lastkiss]

He was a zoologist plus, Jumanji 2 XD

[@raelinallen5293]

dude are you serious

[@crispyfries643]

Yh

[@exoticforlife9004]

"my dolphin went straight to the bottom of the rank" lol 😂😂

[@monroesteele1916]

Lol

[@jiniyathomas1948]

"I never lied that fast in my life" 😂😂

[@alkierradavis5101]

*tank

[@antayafairless9028]

Tank lol

[@berbentonny8709]

Stand up it’s like 3 feet😂😂

[@ohfiddlydiddlydoodoo]

Every time the camera zooms in on Kevin's face whenever he says "but his head was looking at us" was just perfect.

[@wandanemer2630]

PERFECT EDITING! XD

[@tiffanydavidson3143]

Hahahaahha ikr

[@DannySullivanMusic]

hahaha man this comment rules

[@ChizuMcCheems]

"His body was facing this way... but his head was still like this!" LMAO!

[@bossgeemalik9906]

LMFAO!!!

[@DannySullivanMusic]

haha! very nice

[@godfidence9492]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@fenrys4694]

everyone's quoting him and I'm over here wondering why there was an ostrich in Nebraska

[@DrakeDracoDragon89]

Or the fact ostriches can't run 60 mph I think Kevin Hart embellishes what actually happens

[@maybetray2927]

Fenrys my grandma has ostrich farm there

[@Sxm_8]

Fenrys It was most likely a Emu

[@mmhugh1499]

emus run 30 mph maybe a little faster, on ostrich can only run like 45

[@redstoneremix7899]

Me half way thru joke Where the hell are you in Nebraska I been all over and the only weird animal I seen was an alpaca

[@lilsexythang909]

lol "why dont u just apoligize, cuz I didnt throw it"...." i let loose dat time"

[@bossgeemalik9906]

lmfao im dying right now

[@that1guy813]

the dolphin and the ostrich parts are hilarious!!

[@doctorwitch.5548]

that1guy813 lol

[@bossgeemalik9906]

yes tf it is I miss this shit im crying my ass off

[@Jason49877]

How did he not know what an ostrich was...? Lol

[@wkcave]

Literally the only two parts to the video

[@supersonic5644]

wk cave no, there’s the part about the gnats, dum dum

[@harshuttarwar1027]

*"His body was facing this way... But his head, his head was like this"*

[@3angels580]

Its a big a** man pigeon

[@yamilad.555]

Man pigeon😭😂

[@exoticforlife9004]

"we don't even know what it is" lol😂😂😂

[@LanaBear88]

lmao. Why would you throw a pen at it?! When we don't even know what it is!!

[@bananaquil159]

WEAUSJKLHAIWOQJFLDKNV

[@scarlett6000]

crownathena iiiiii

[@misty4453]

this comment was posted 11 years ago that's crazyyy how's life going @crownathena

[@MrJeon-kn5ig]

“Why would you throw the pen? I-If you don’t even know what it is?” BRUH IM DEAD!😂😭

[@friendlybee9476]

"WEDON'TKNOWWHATTHEFUCKITIS!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PiscesTheGoat]

Legends says the pigeon still looking for Kevin and his friend

[@jmm1707]

Lmao “Calm down its 3ft just stand up!!”😂😂😂😂 Lmao he was walking and didn’t even go underwater

[@tres8003]

The thing is, Kevin is like, the height of a middle schooler, so three feet is kinda deep for him

[@itssshanaa5505]

"I don't know it's like a big ass man pigeon" XD

[@thebroteammarcustheepic9988]

When he started talking about the ostrich I lost it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@XxnkklllllxX]

it was like a big ass man pidgeon! Fuck i wish i had friends that were this funny

[@somerandomguy3037]

XxnkklllllxX I think they think the same way as you do

[@kamaripratt_thebratt81dont21]

XxnkklllllxX poor u

[@ellawalker6038]

My friends are really funny but not as funny as Kevin

[@DannySullivanMusic]

hehehe best comment ever

[@fatherelijah1763]

i agree

[@Steven_Triana]

"What's that?" "I don't know. It looks like a big ass man-pingeon." 😂😂😂 Why does that crack me up sooo much😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Omg that's my new favorite line lol

[@newera5238]

😅😅😅

[@copiquinn9578]

Shut up.

[@usersdksdfg]

It's funnier knowing how scared he really is of animals. He doesn't even tell jokes exactly he just tells his life stories really well😂

[@ent1ty576]

That ostrich part was THE best😂😂

[@phumzilemsimang5257]

He gets chased by ostriches in Jumanji 2😂😂

[@bmaness09]

ahhhh hahahaha. NOBODY SAW THE BLACK FUCKING SWIRL MISSING?!?!

[@aryanaalinnear8136]

Brandi Maness calm down man it's 3 feet just stand up 😂😂😂 lol

[@cursedvideos.mp32]

Damn you really made this comment a whole decade ago

[@kota5428]

ostriches are fast they can be scary sometimes

[@tres8003]

*Laughs in cassowary*

[@davidcrosby8891]

Jumunji the next level be like: hehe 😉

[@matthew_natividad]

43 mph isn’t that bad

[@russelljohnson437]

@@matthew_natividad that’s pretty bad Bruhh smh

[@matthew_natividad]

@@russelljohnson437 on foot yeah but not by car

[@Natal13]

“Why don’t you just apologize?” 😂💀💀

[@Love_Nyxus]

Kevin: *Doesnt like animals* *In jumanji* Kevin: *A zooalogist*

[@eazykapzz1524]

GG zoology bitch

[@twoody7587]

That just gave me a stroke.

[@deontejohnson51782]

It’s a moooooovie

[@aarondominguez3501]

Why is he on plural when he's only one? It's Zoologist not zooalogists.

[@Love_Nyxus]

@@deontejohnson51782 no shiiiiiiiit

[@mechellegadson]

2018: Still hilarious! Idk why but the part when he said the dolphin cut a deal with a shark to bring him some dark meat was clever and hilarious. Same with the ostrich being so mad he didn't care about running into a wall or another ostrich.🤣 Those lines are the art behind comedy...its not the punch line but equally important to the whole bit.

[@03prod2]

Ik I felt like that line wasn’t appreciated enough

[@ronin_h730]

Why don't you just apologize 😂😂😂😂

[@kenoxide2565]

1:35 dolphins 4:08 ostriches

[@damotoneko1500]

I'm laughing this hard it feels like i'm building muscle. I can genuinly see the ostrich run next to him and its one of the funniest visuals i've imagined! This is my kind of humor. Dude's awesome 🤣

[@newera5238]

😅😭😭

[@alemontwisted9508]

Pregnant gnat

[@sirjester5387]

Lmmmmaaaaooo

[@tommydrozdowski4733]

Kevin’s stand ups are absolutely awesome!!!👏👏👏

[@sirkasimon5892]

"Why would you throw a pin at it.... If... If we don't know what it is?" 😂 😂😂😭😭😂😂

[@mellowenglishgal]

“Man-pigeon” - never heard an ostrich described that way before!!!

[@sunnyvistabulldogs6869]

I was laughing so hard, it hurt! I couldn’t catch my breath! I lost it after “you didn’t see number 8 dolphin disappear?” had to stop to breathe! Love him

[@pomegranteappleson1628]

“ Why Don’t You Just Apologize “😂😂😂

[@aylaslife6933]

"Its 3 feet, stand up"

[@bossgeemalik9906]

Who's Still watching this in 2018

[@norisladoo8086]

bossgee Malik me

[@MischievousMetoo]

Me. Lol

[@gachajayetutorials6507]

Hey

[@gachajayetutorials6507]

Meh

[@anemicfizz]

Me x33

[@temoork-0197]

1:39, right after he says he is afraid of dolphins, someone imitates a dolphin sound LMAO

[@nottelling998]

The irony that he said that he doesn't like Ostriches, and flashforward to Jumanji Next Level. 😂😂

[@georginabeatty7684]

2020 still watching!!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@HBKLove361]

"Come on stop bein a bitch. lets just do it " lol I LOVE THAT STORY!!!

[@gabbydavis7792]

The part with the ostrich is just tooo funny 🤣😂😂

[@ARTDEVGRU247]

Facts 😂😂

[@sarahmicheal9169]

I love how he was crying so freaking funny

[@dingo4601]

That ostrich joke never gets old...

[@shizukagozen777]

Calm down, it's 3ft just stand up ! BRUHH 😂😂😂😂

[@zaza5042]

Who still watching in 2019?

[@carolking1502]

"Man pidgeon" gave me the belly laughs!🤣🤣🤣

[@SizzlingVibe]

“I know a pregnant gnat when I see one!” LOL

[@SM_Relix]

"It was a pregnant nat"

[@lily3563]

I've been reading about the ostrich so much this was so funny! Lmao

[@chumpmood]

2019 and still watching..

[@crusher6589]

*pen hits ostrich chest* ostrich: and i took that personally.

[@SummerRocketSummerRocket]

His body was facing this way but his head was still like this LMAO

[@wesleysheppard421]

It's 2019 and I'm STILL 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!

[@adamkingery3489]

I'm scared of ostriches. Me having seen Jumanji 2

[@kc_was_here737]

This dude is one of the funniest people alive!

[@mridulpal9898]

Who is hear after watching jumanji 2.🤣🤣🤣🤣he was crying out of fear😂😂😂🤣

[@tommydrozdowski4733]

Kev is the MAN!!!!!

[@yumiyumd8911]

The bird part gots me good x'DDD

[@basilchidin6185]

Who's watching in 2019???!!!!!

[@tyliawilson6100]

I never laughed so hard in my life😂😭😭😂

[@UnstoppableJae]

you couldnt even see his legs lmfao

[@desmond_oxurub]

"...he cut a deal with a shark,bring me a black piece of meat,somethin bad 'bout to happen" 😂😂😂😂

[@jka1216]

There’s a dolphin in the audience 😂

[@KENNYRAY817]

"When i catch yall imma fuck both of yall up" LOL that nigga funny as hell!!!

[@natalielock5489]

That ostritch be like "You throw a pen at me? Imma give you nightmares for YEARS!"

[@genesiskween3179]

i was watching this vid it's so funny but it's even funnier when you tell ur parents ur doing work and instead ur watching this so i'm just silently dying

[@myaaa2626]

Bro the ostrich got me so baddd

[@vick8]

hahaha " When i Catch Y'all ima Fuck Both Y'all Up" :D

[@Cedric2Hockey9]

Haha thats like my favorite part, when he starts gettin ''emotional'' XD

[@ringgiant1]

one of the most solid comics in the game. Guys material keeps getting better He is funny as hell.

[@jacobdiminico6565]

“Why would ya throw a pen at it if we don’t even know what it is”😂🤣

[@sudhanshu2334]

OH MY LORD THIS IS SO HILARIOUS! STILL IN 2021😂🤣🤣🤣

[@asexualfangirl574]

don't watch this while.dribking water it willnt end well

[@manglegacha8963]

*I MEAN WHY.. WHY DID YOU THROW A PEN AT IT 😭😭😭 i..if we dont even now what it is!!!??*

[@steenkibom8062]

“It’s obvious I got a racist dolphin “ 😂😂

[@disturbedpyro4511]

“We don’t even know what it is! WE DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS!!”😂😂

[@fvtii284]

Title of video: His Fear of animals Jumanji:Let’s make this guy a zoologist 😂😂

[@fluffyfeetbmf]

I’m 6’5 270, and I had an ostrich come at me, and I thought I was tuff… I was wrong🤣🤣🤣

[@jonmccracken978]

I love Kevin hart

[@aClockworkTomato]

One of my favorite comedians. So damned funny. XD

[@wish1me1luck]

That man pigeon story was the funnies i have ever heard 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gipson123]

to all: its 'gnats' :P

[@darklukethedankestchannel5270]

gipson123 thx i was wondering what that was

[@112233miszczu]

It's hard to understand if you're not a native speaker

[@mattkunselman1336]

“Big ass man pigeon” 🤣

[@DirectorDoge]

The dolphin one took me out lmao I couldn't even breathe

[@gavinletsplay109gaming6]

Kevin: (looks out window) Ostrich: HERE'S JOHNNY MOTHER F*****!!!

[@addypierson1661]

Lmao 😂 😆 🤣 hahahahaha I love him I can’t stop laughing

[@jadahall6951]

Damn!......that was funny asf!!!

[@tdrtdrEllietydtyudt]

The whole time k was just like: Net? Ant? Mat? Nat? Pat? Someone please tell ‘em what it is- 💀

[@frankodraco]

“LIFE AT THE LAND” Summer 2022

[@kobemarion1137]

I wonder if the ostrich story had any influence on the desert chase from Jumanji: The Next Level 😂

[@OmniCole]

nobody saw the black fuckin swirl goin around!! xD omg that shit was so funny

[@autumndawson7358]

I know this sounds cheesy but when I'm depressed or sad like I am today I watch Kevin Hart and I just want to say to him you a funny ass b**** and thank you for all making us laugh and smile

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

"His body was still facing this way 👋, and his head was facing this way"

[@shalacarter6658]

2022~ Gasping! And yes, there are ostrich farms in Nebraska.

[@ThaisSantos94]

How funny can you make this standup routine? Kevin hart: yes