Opie and Anthony - Bad Weddings

From November 16, 2004

[@mello2218]

Despite how old old this is, these guys speak the full truth about weddings. I've been a banquet manager for 4 years and everything they say is so true, no wedding is unique (rarely) it's the same amount of cheese and no one has any fresh ideas, just a different color scheme. Not to mention half the people there come to the wedding for a free meal and drinks, only to leave early, love these guys forever (mostly Ant though)

[@randommanwill802]

15:12 Yet in 2015, Greggshells would cry about Ant leaving his wedding.

[@MrMattyk414]

Wow. Opie was insightful *and* funny.

[@Godzilla00X]

Opie talking about how no one wants to go to a wedding then being mad anthony and the staff didn't stay for his 3 day event is irony he won't understand

[@mrqadaffi3638]

Godzilla00X he is a narcissist, in his mind everyone will stop what they are doing for him anyday

[@Yurtworx]

He had a three day wedding??

[@Yurtworx]

Enough about the weddings

[@cuts240]

So fuckin true ! Hate the housewives who cut their hair, pack lbs. on almost immediately, stop w makeup , stop shaving ( legs and other areas)- etc ! Ugh. They literally “just give up and don’t care !!”). The philosophy is “ well i am Married - so it doesn’t matter any longer!!” Lol So true! This commentary rings so brutally honest and truthful!!!

[@williambarringer6513]

My cousin married this women about ten years ago who was a solid 9.5-10 in anyone books, she was beautiful, blonde hair nice body, my mom showed me a picture of her the other day they’re divorced she’s about 280 and rides a Harley now

[@jasonwheeler826]

You can tell this is an older broadcast, because Opie says "DUDE" a lot!

[@jamesnoble8205]

Jason Wheeler Ants regional accent is more pronounced too from the WNEW & early XM years

[@americancitizen1885]

2004

[@helioseismology]

30:24 Facepalm. Three months is one quarter of a year, not one third.

[@jessfaught4792]

get out of here with that fancy college math shit

[@IamHueGraves]

YEAH we don't listen cause they're math majors, I mean, we don't listen because they're math majors, it's not like they're math majors, which makes that not the reason we listen ... math majors math majors math majors

[@danielheckel]

"You just keep being quiet over there, we're doing fine right now."

[@maxjonson1936]

25:42 HOLY FUCK! I did the same exact thing!!!!!!

[@TowGunner]

Gregshells, can you say Lynsi?

[@williambarringer6513]

My friend Beth used to pee with the door open and let me look she was great

[@wimferpeh2344]

Didn’t opie have a 3 day wedding?

[@jodi2847]

Anthony picks a bad partner, he blames marriage and the law because he wasn't proactive and smarter in his choice. The fact that it IS a binding lawful agreement with the potential for horribly adverse consequences is WHY we're all meant to choose wisely. Why are men so much worse at this than women, when they have more to lose?

[@joemendoza2292]

15:11 Opie forgot this pretty quick huh?