Opie and Anthony - Jim Norton self hatred tirade

[@MarmaladeSally]

And now Opie has C cups and cotton candy hair.

[@timetowakeup6302]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@JoeyBullet222]

opie doesn't let jimmy vent, keeps interrupting, no wonder jim gets pissed and annoys opie back, you can hear it from opie towards the middle. haha

[@onionhat745]

Why does Opie see fit to angrily defend his snack rather than just have fun with the joke? Does the honor of his healthy snack really mean that much to him?

[@buhshmuh]

You’re an idiot. He’s keeping the bit going by being the opposite of jimmy and being proud of his discipline, aka good cop bad cop and thus keeping jimmys rant

[@NYMAN110]

Fern From Lake Ave He’s actually right many of the comedians on the show avoided making fun of Opie for that exact reason

[@evansgate]

@@buhshmuhand you're an idiot if you think any of that is true. listen to the show more

[@JuanCKaun]

@@buhshmuh you were trolling right?

[@paulrabaiotti238]

@@buhshmuh You're a dummy if you believe that.

[@antonio8904100]

No joke, this is my every day.

[@samlee3039]

With that chin and those cheekbones? I doubt it.

[@SundayMorningRunner]

@Sam Lee He looks like Joe Piscopo and Sam Robert's spawn.

[@AiiRv]

“ no joke “ In 3 years, nobody thought that was a joke.

[@efsbass]

Still alive?

[@DD-fs9xt]

​@@efsbass Guess not

[@robesonreed]

Did Opie honestly stop this side-splitting radio so he could eat a yogurt? It takes me one minute to wolf down a yogurt. He's always interrupting a good conversation with some nonsense, a terrible joke, or an even worse caller. Just sit there and let the funny happen.

[@77Fortran]

HOLD ON! HOLD ONNN!

[@GSHdesign]

PAUSE

[@geekrockrats]

I tapped out

[@ivanolivas9897]

If he said something like "your my inspiration for my healthy diet, I mean just look at you" That would be funny

[@MegaMan-bs3oy]

Well to be fair this time there was a skip. So it could of been later on.

[@253jacksonrhoads1]

This is a good bit. You hear about Bob Kelly before becoming a mainstay of the show. And the fact Norton had such issues with technology.. DUUUDE you got your TVO, you got your Mini Disc Player, you got your 12 Gauge. Boom.

[@artemis01]

More than any clip, this 12 minutes by Jimmy explains everything about the O&A show. To be funny, you must be honest. Jimmy is funny because he is able to tap into honest shit about himself, as is Anthony. But Opie's reaction to Jimmy's rant here is enlightening. Opie lives permanently in a world coloured by dishonesty (which is different from lying) and irony. Anything that comes close to a "real moment" must be deflected into sarcasm for his ego to survive. I mean "ego" in the personality sense. To be honest on that level would quite literally kill Opie, in the sense that his entire identity would die. Jimmy has his issues, but we all know about them and therefore can help him survive. Opie's engagement with the world is in the ever-present "now" and so he can never truly grow, never become. His ego thinks this is a path to immortality, because by its unconscious logic, if he doesn't become anything, then he can never die. Opie is deferring life in the hope that it will defer death. Jimmy is staring death in the face and trying his best to live. What destroyed this show was 2/3 people in that studio embracing honesty while the other occupant looked deeper into a mirror

[@Hilder78]

Dawg

[@jamiegaskins3687]

There’s a 99% chance it’s not that deep

[@DeanH92]

And people unironically prefer Howard’s show LMFAOO

[@alwaysbeenthecaretaker]

read this in rod Serling's voice

[@jungshin3379]

holy based and redpilled. as someone who's been an opie in his past, i can confidently say yes, people see whats going on, and no, youre not getting away with anything

[@SamMaxfield]

“I have the metabolism of a glacier” oh my god Norton is undefeated 😂😂😂

[@jennpenn5]

"If I had a body as awful as yours..." and he wonders why nobody in his life can stand him.

[@jamesthomison4356]

to be fair that probably didnt bother Jim. Or would it most comedians. Its the fact that he can't take a joke aimed at himself that makes him unfuckwithable

[@Briguy164]

I was gonna say the same thing. Karma is a bitch though

[@thelolmaster1997]

It bothers me more that he says it as Howard Stern

[@TL2354]

Oh god, get a fuckin life. Dumb fuck

[@royletv7162]

To be fair that was a joke

[@ryanburns4587]

Opie continues to trash Jimmy while he's obviously in a bad headspace, and one little joke about opie's snack and the greggshells just start crunching immediately. The guy is a complete narcissist. Awful.

[@thomaslippiatt4132]

You would think he would of had some level of empathy for jim but this is opie

[@danbarr000]

can you imagine how good this show would have been if opie just got out the way and didnt draw negative attention towards himself everytime something funny was happening?

[@HighrPwrJC666]

You better stop or Opie will punch another innocent brick wall 🧱🤛🏾😡🤜🏾

[@ItsVikVaughn]

I never really felt Jimmy before until this segment. I feel the exact same way, and worst of all is that no amount of support, validation, or reinforcement makes you feel any better. It's fucked; I used to fantasize about jumping off my roof, landing on my neck, but then I feared that I'd fuck that up too and become a paraplegic (which is fucked since I'd then be in the same spot of laying in bed reflecting on my own failure, but with the added bonus of not being able to make a second attempt).

[@99boardwalk]

hope you feel better man

[@MrThatguyyousee]

And how are things now?

[@willissudweeks1050]

Do some psychedelics dude. That’s not the way it actually is.

[@mr.brenman2132]

@@willissudweeks1050 So when you aren't on psychedelics you feel great lol?

[@willissudweeks1050]

@@mr.brenman2132 Yeah I’m doing pretty good. Why do you ask?

[@JeffrStarkey]

Its kind of comforting to know there are other people that are fucked up like this.

[@denmac19]

Amazing how thin-skinned Greggshells is. This is only one of hundreds of examples.

[@powskiwritings6901]

I literally had to mute it and cringe

[@Bremerxxxx]

I love how he calls himself Little Jimmy Norton.

[@pozloadescobar]

I love him in spite of his chronic Adorable Huggable Boy Disorder

[@pocketspore]

​@@pozloadescobar I thought he was cured of that?

[@aplays89]

I feel you Jimmy the rage of feeling impotent is maddening

[@TheJordanChronicles]

Weird hearing Jim have to explain to them who Bob Kelly is. Obviously he hadn't been on the show yet. He was already a seasoned regular by the time I started listening, and he always seemed like a part of the show. Funny to hear the world of O&A before Bob became part of the family.

[@xMadHadderallx]

I can't wait to hear it. This must be before 2004

[@xMadHadderallx]

@PBR Street Gang did you mean Rich Vos?

[@810wasaninsidejob9]

LOUIS BEANSH

[@thrashmetalfiend]

@@xMadHadderallx I think this was from 2002 because Jimmy mentions The Osbournes and that the audio quality sounds like it was from their WNEW days.

[@evansgate]

I loved Jim Norton first because of rants like this. The rest introduced me to the greatest kept comedy secret of all time, I.E. the Opie and Anthony show. P.S. Opie is still a tool in this clip

[@woozie___]

- one of the most popular radio shows in the country - constant appearances by top comedians and major celebrities "Ah yes, it's the most well kept secret in the history of comedy!..."

[@bsklasika]

we all know that Opie actually is even worse at everything that Jim hates about himself, dont we? Jimmy at least is funny.

[@noshortselectric5208]

Opie pays for trans men to shit on him too?

[@christophermirkovich7290]

"I used to punch BRICK Walls". Really. Yuk!

[@Theevil6ify]

And I guarantee that was a lie. I used to hit walls, but even at my angriest I'd never be stupid enough to punch brick. It wouldn't break away at all, and you'd only fuck your hand/wrist up. Greg just wanted people to think he's HARDCORE brothaman. Don't get on his bad side nyuk nyuk nyuk

[@philipcorcoran2996]

Ickkk

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Too bad he didn't headbutt them. Repeatedly.

[@christophermirkovich7290]

@@oneskinnyhonky aka Gus Ferote

[@lobmin]

@@Theevil6ify I don't get all this about Opie being a liar. If you actually listened to the show, you'd know that Opie deep down would be the psycho to punch solid rock for the sake of pain. Is it really unfathomable for someone to be punching walls for some other reason than your own?

[@sca8217]

"It's called having a little discipline in your life." "I like it too,if it is Yellow... Waka waka!" 😂😂😂 Fawkin' Jimmy is priceless!

[@stevefromyellowstone7911]

This is how I feel daily. It’s nice to laugh at it with jimmy but it’s actually really depressing.

[@tmil313]

Yes

[@JS-li9ym]

Love that picture of my three favorite radio personalities: Opie, Anthony and Chaz Bono.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Mister "I used to punch brick walls" eats lemon chiffon Lite & Fit yogurt, what fuckin' zilch.

[@olivermeades542]

Saw my reflection in a pipe once and quietly said 'I hate you!'. I don't always say it though, but always feel it.

[@philipcorcoran2996]

Interrupts jimmy to say “I uSeD tO PuNcH wALLs”

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

Opie would've had Break Stuff on loop if he were an adolescent in the late 90s/early 2000s

[@PauloHernandezXD]

"It used to feel good, but like ya'd hurt, ya know???" I used to do that; I didn't "feel good" afterwards- I felt shame & embarrassment but the pain on my hands would be subterfuge for whatever mental state I was in. Opie was a try hard, just needed to insert himself into the content.

[@DarthChubbyChaser]

Twelve of the greatest minutes in the history of O & A. I can't remember the last time I've laughed so hard!

[@tonyreyes3780]

I own a gun. For hunting. But I keep it at my brother in laws house because I have the same mentality as Jimmy. 2 things go wrong in a row, I’m checking out

[@edp6724]

9:22 "Plump, white, round and alone" HAHAHAHA!!!!

[@pozloadescobar]

"I should milked into a bucket, and then beaten with a belt, until I do a situp across my fat white stomach" -Yimmy Norton

[@sdude456]

Jesus Christ, Jimmy is on a roll and Opie can't help himself from trying to derail it with his Asperger's.

[@jtp1389]

Opie putting down Jim's disgusting body... Opie doesn't deserve breath. He has no semblance of humor when trying to mock Jimmy

[@LordStickMax]

so funny. completely relatable.

[@thebayneshow938]

Makes more sense now. Jimmy rants all point towards the present lol

[@JacksInn]

I love Jimmy so much. Hahahaha.

[@captainredbeard7933]

My favorite part is when he knocks the coffee over. Haha!

[@Morale_Booster]

"He actually screamed for help" hahahah

[@delljay8614]

Jimmy is not fat anymore he looks thin and svelte. Don't worry it wasn't aids just eating well and exercise.

[@chaosdecides]

Jimmy should have stayed fat, it was more endearing.

[@MrTwon1610]

'Quittin smokin' Jimmy taking pops at opie is fuckin priceless!

[@acrustykrab]

6:48 "little weak willed nothing" lol

[@MsFreedomChick]

Younger fatter Jimmy was way angrier and a bit funnier. He's brilliant though. Sick but brilliant .

[@philatkinson349]

Fuckin' genius that they got Norton as the third mike on the show.

[@beatenbilly671]

Just the fact that you have a healthy treat in each hand which one first who knows

[@jablasi1]

Sam should have felt the same way about himself when he called 911 for a flat tire

[@taffwob]

Absolutely. Much more interesting to hear someone who is aware about how shite they are & is honest about how it makes them feel. The world is full of people telling me how slick & perfect they are when their crushingly obvious inadequacies are in plain site.

[@JJJ111JJJ]

8:12 I was brushing my teeth and looked myself in the eyes just as he said that.

[@Doomreb]

Love how real Jim is. Completely agree with him on therapists and counselors, etc. I'm fucking done with them.

[@Maj0ra]

Anyone else wanna just give Jimmy a nice big warm fat hug? Gotta feel bad for his spilling his guts...and blubber.

[@stevefromyellowstone7911]

This is June of 2002

[@ryanmason9320]

I related to this on a cellular level

[@randy109]

Inside of the strongest men lives a 'scared little child' that we fight a constant battle to keep deeply hidden in the dark recesses of our mind. When your child looks at "Dad" as if he were the biggest, strongest, smartest person alive, "Dad" has to really try to destroy that scared little child deep within himself and live up to his child's expectations. (Felt good to get THAT off my chest...) “Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.” -Henry David Thoreau-

[@pozloadescobar]

We get it, you're gay

[@pandavelli8176]

I used to punch walls until I punched a cinderblock wall while drunk and I could barely use my swelled up hand the next day. Now I rarely do it lol

[@elvispotpie9293]

wow never heard this... Jimmy comes close to Lewis Black anger in this. Fawkin Hilarious

[@adrastea]

This is the day I decided I loved jimmy.

[@eezysqueezy]

This is everyone in a nutshell to one extent or another.

[@SighTology]

Oh, @opieradio, you insecurity boy.

[@dankestranch8738]

Lmao self deprecating humor at its best

[@QuintTheSharker]

Taxi and the Osbournes. Oh jimmy. You're such a sweet boy.

[@proloser9213]

i listen to this when i need to feel better about how much i h8 myself

[@misstrKevin]

“And I can’t act neither!” Lol

[@transam6x6]

The metabolism of a glacier! ROFLhahahahaha

[@bryanhernandez2045]

What year is this?

[@girlcrazyrockstar]

Probably early to mid 2000's since Jimmy is talking about how fat he is.

[@girlcrazyrockstar]

June 2002 just found out through stevefromyellowstone7911 down below.

[@bigmoose99]

This was the year they performed the opening theme song for the film Drive.

[@JuraIbis]

Jim really likes the word "stomach". If you're listening to a lot of O&A classics like I am right now, try to notice it.

[@StLennyBruce]

Jim Norton's adorable.

[@real_howard_stern5969]

If Jimmy did kill himself the show wouldn’t have lasted to the 2010’s

[@PauloHernandezXD]

Idk, the Opster would've had more opportunities to take calls from Fannie from Fort Bubblebutt, New York to tell a second hand story. That's what the listeners wanted /s

[@zackcraft7204]

This was 15 years ago??

[@Gr8tgadspy]

“Little fat stupid boy” 😂

[@eamon4800]

When he spilled his coffee i pissed myself! Hes so miserable what could be worse? Spill your coffee of course!

[@kujo5998]

I could listen to little jimmy hate himself all day every day

[@meaty220]

Jim Norton = the truth!!

[@jeremiahmirkovitz2834]

way to ruin a bit ope ;-) October Revolution was a good thing.

[@DominanceInPerpetuum]

Really? I didn't know that, that's awesome! To think of all the time he's spent on the show since then.

[@johnbandini1354]

Sweet necklace opester!!!

[@DemonCannibal731]

Same, Jimmy.

[@EricTheAcktor]

I seriously doubt they pay him 700. He works with them 9 days out of 10 and provides at last half of the comedy on the show on average. If they're filthy rich, then he should be getting paid very well.

[@InlandGreen]

Jimmy's first o&a appearance. Nice

[@LimpBizkitBoi]

This is my favourite jimmy clip so far (I've only just started listening to the show so there might be some even funnier than this..)

[@michaelrobertson3453]

Hope u found them all

[@soysaucehairdye7869]

I totally relate to this lmao.

[@gregz1235]

Angry norton was the absolute best. I hate his new subdue and calm attitude

[@pongkong]

what do you mean?

[@ciscornBIG]

This is my favorite norton bit ever. FAT PINK PALE FISH BELLY

[@Soundboy6]

Fuck, this is me in a goddamn nutshell

[@ClibanariusJJ]

I don't know why, but I can't fucking get any of kevyn999's videos to load. What the eff is the deal, KZbin or my ISP?!

[@kevyn999]

ClibanariusJJ You're not the only person to say this, and I have no idea what the problem is or how to fix it. Something to do with tunestotube.com, the site I use to upload these I guess.

[@ClibanariusJJ]

kevyn999 Strange. But yeah, it's only some of your videos, not all of them, I was mistaken in saying that earlier. The only real option I'd suggest to fix them is to re-post the ones you posted through there, but there's an alternate source for a lot of the broken files, so I wouldn't really worry about it too much. Thanks just the same, I know I appreciate the effort made by you!

[@TeigenNOR]

Changed it top 360p and it worked!

[@cripplermaximus]

Trond Teigen you are my hero!

[@bongmajor]

Or perhaps birdshot scars.

[@XXthekingofyouXX]

Ha, Jimmy explaining who Bob Kelly is to them tells you how old this is.

[@richardflowers5252]

Goin to tha Gym, Goin to tha Gym an eat'n bettar...

[@hugotepichin6144]

I'm a four, with humor. Hahaha fucking jimmy

[@MrGooie]

buahahahahahaah the imaginary TiVo had me in tears

[@PrimitivePresents]

proof?

[@corystheboss]

Was this WNEW?

[@DanMorera]

oh so close

[@snakerman2612]

"Bob Kelly is my friend, he's a comic" this must be old as shit WNEW tapes

[@KristoferProphet]

Fat jimmy was the best

[@Tony_Cardoza]

Now hes married to a man who can handle this stuff.

[@CGFIELDS]

I love when Jimmy hates his fat body 🤣😂🤣

[@joegarofalo2466]

Comedy Gold.

[@Hilder78]

8:06

[@SighTology]

Insecure**