The World’s Most Aggressive Telemarketer - Key & Peele

[@heythere452]

"sure you do" what a brilliant line. Just when you think the joke is over it reaches a whole new level of brilliance

[@schmidt640]

SO glad someone commented on this. Best part of the skit.

[@alijah4k]

@@schmidt640 literally

[@bcp5296d]

yep, as someone who has done plenty of b2b sales calls, this is where the skit went from good to rolling on the floor

[@jackreynolds2144]

@@alijah4kliterally? How could he mean it figuratively?

[@TimmyMcGowan]

the level of self-restraint that took. he earned that sale

[@leaaae4638]

i wish telemarketer would hang up on me right away.

[@goldenlion2439]

No, you wouldn't.

[@DixieRech1]

I wish they didn't call

[@claytonbrown7120]

I’ve been cussed at by a Russian one

[@wildyoda2931]

Bruh honestly

[@GHustle4]

I hang up on them the second I hear their voice....Then proceed to block their number

[@Poet3lively]

"Come on man...let it go!" I love how the table's turned...Lol

[@goldenlion2439]

Are you a telemarketer?

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂😂

[@etxsports5836]

LMAO

[@ladysweetnfieryofficial]

😆😄

[@zuverlassig2jl]

That's the best part!!! Great writing there...lol...and it is always the AHs who make the big $$ at these places...because you kind of have to be to be a phony type of BS-er to sell well over the ph, lol...

[@kamael1125]

that squeeze toy is what gets me every time

[@leonm4273]

It opens some old wounds from Dirk gentlys for me, that's for sure

[@kamael1125]

@@leonm4273 buahahahaha

[@kirmityou]

It has absolutely no point, yet it is the backbone of the whole skit. Brilliant!

[@harrow1773]

@@kirmityou Maybe it means the sales guy is stressed out about his job but can handle it because he's using scripts

[@DavidStella]

He got 5 on it

[@efes47198]

Somewhere in India...a telemarketing company is taking some serious notes lol

[@unlockedaccount3902]

Yes we are....yes we are :)

[@unlockedaccount3902]

@@jacobcorrigeux3538 thanks so much for clarification asshole

[@chaosinjune]

That argument was so plain

[@MatBaconMC]

There's an Indian skit/show that copied this exactly and passed it off as theirs so.... not surprising

[@chaosinjune]

@@MatBaconMC link?

[@honest-teaspillingtheteaon2635]

Unsettling. I mean Jordan Peele's genius for horror was right in front of us all along. I now understand what he means by comedy and horror are parallel to each other.

[@tooturnttomato]

Yes!!

[@sithlord8273]

No.

[@aerthreepwood8021]

Maybe.

[@alanizquierdo6783]

Sort of

[@b0x1n9f4n]

No you don't.

[@wn1026]

This is what you call "Reverse psychology"

[@alvinalaan7744]

in sales we call that take away.

[@etxsports5836]

LMAO

[@lamegliogioventu]

I call it psychology reversed

[@awesome1ru]

Ikr

[@moriadine2517]

And churlish.

[@dajo2824]

This actually a sales technique that I’ve used. Not to this extent, but it does work. Had a car salesman do this 1 time and I told him I know what you are doing, and then bought 2 cars. I showed him.

[@nikachigogidze9383]

what a chad

[@ladyinblakgaming2176]

No, i think he showed u... But thats still hella funny

[@hjt1234]

@@ladyinblakgaming2176 whoosh

[@eyobberihun8966]

Lmfaooo

[@timothy790110]

@@ladyinblakgaming2176 christ almighty....

[@leutianleyva5116]

Plot twist, he’s the most aggressive phone call receiver.

[@raymondjones7423]

@ABSTRQT 😂😂

[@adithyasatheesh127]

Damn bruv, you put the pussy on the chainwax

[@redstallion7335]

ADITHYA SATHEESH 😂😂

[@marcusdayungg2110]

ADITHYA SATHEESH pussy on the chainwax!!

[@Dargoneth]

Thats not a twist, its obviously a fact

[@PooCrizzap]

The way Key screams “WHAAAAAAT” after Peele says “Sure you do” ends me 💀

[@terriluginbyhl161]

PooCrizzap best scream!!!!

[@pagghr51]

that there was coach hines

[@mallorielouann546]

Legend says that's what the aliens sound like at Area 51.

[@sirmount2636]

The final screech was my favorite.

[@jb123abc]

Anyone love their goofy ass phrases like "SHABLOINKS" & "NOICE"

[@rosedelancey4220]

I'm like 95% sure the stress doll is actually a voodoo doll

[@MASTEROFSAND]

What's the other 5%?

[@muradm7748]

@@MASTEROFSAND a dick

[@aleas799]

I ordered the stress ball from amazon today just because of this episode lol

[@montelljames5958]

You 95% wrong

[@Calypso694]

Adam Yeahmayweather send me a link!

[@violetadams4428]

Zac Oyama is hilarious. Love Peele's demeanor in this call.

[@squish5299]

I'm so glad someone else noticed Zac!!

[@theradionicrevival8068]

I don’t think I’ve ever audibly screamed in genuine surprise over key and peele before today.

[@subasthapa8323]

Ya the funniest guy from college humor

[@Linki8uu]

@@subasthapa8323he has the funniest timing with his jokes but I think Brennan or Lou Wilson are the funniest

[@3zRides]

Tommy Shrigley's brother?

[@Dankbanana1]

Peele should make an entire horror movie based on this

[@niasings2033]

larzuga1 genius

[@biglegsman8414]

Someone make this happen 😮

[@lifegoeson1007]

- Banana - yes lol

[@SincerelyyoursloveMaria]

It's kinda like that movie "Sorry to bother you" It's comedy with some extreme strangeness to it

[@passrusherrecruit1168]

Start a petition. I'll sign it.

[@kindoflame]

I always thought it weird that Peele started directing horror movies, but then I watched this skit.

[@ErimlRGG]

the hospital kid one... damn. But yeah, for sure this has a suspense film feeling and the camera work

[@phile5437]

Watch the make a wish skit. It's hilariously horrifying.

[@christophermendoza6936]

Or watch the skit of the song they made, it’s party never stops or something, that crap is trippy when you understand it

[@ninjanicktf9768]

There are so many other ones with horror elements such as the work out one. After seeing that one Peele going on to make horror made so much sense to me

[@goreycinema]

The signs were always there. We just didn't see them.

[@Bullroarer-oj3sp]

Funny thing is there are people out there who this would actually work on.

[@andreal5445]

Really. I'll be so happy that he hung up.

[@Grizzly01]

@Michael P Nope? Why not?

[@kevinchills]

The fuk dyuknow, Nathan? *logs out of KZbin...

[@groovie444]

If you had to call first that would work sure

[@SleepyDogg]

@@ShashankAdluri you'd call back in a heart beat.

[@chibichan9586]

“did we get disconnected” “yeah no, i mean yeah hung up on you” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@onLYbyM]

pure genius 😂

[@MysteriousMiddleEast]

You can tell Jordan Peele had been aching to do big screen horror/thrillers from back in the day. Even some of the really goofy skits have a mild horror aesthetic to them.

[@sirmount2636]

He talked about how horror and comedy are both constructed the same way. Beat beat beat, punchline Beat beat beat, scare

[@darkin1484]

Plot twist: that's not a stress doll. That's a voodoo doll for the clients heart and he keeps increasing their blood pressure

[@MrKBruss]

mystery shet over there ye haha

[@LoneWolf-yp9qw]

Lol yeah

[@tayylorfierce6823]

It looks like covid cell

[@Maisquevencedor777]

@@tayylorfierce6823 hahaha I thought the same thing

[@amymizuno405]

Hahahaahahhh

[@BabyBearRudy]

I love when Key loses his shit. He has the best freak outs 😂

[@aaronj7327]

@Cosmo Kramer fuck u

[@jayp.3898]

alright so the "KEY" freak-out compilation is in your hands now bud.

[@SteveinSanFrancisco]

I'm not sure which is funnier, this video or watching Enduro and Kramer go out each other🤣

[@SamAndrew27]

2:15

[@user-es1wg8ih2r]

Coach Hines

[@jonathannuamah3296]

The most powerful position to have in a negotiation is the willingness to walk away and mean it.

[@SolidSnake-jz7dl]

A relationship too!

[@Manipendeh]

@@SolidSnake-jz7dl wtf no that's just toxic lmao

[@starliner2498]

​@@Manipendeh Nah dude sometimes you just need to bug out of a FUBAR relationship

[@FlyGuy2000]

Secrets to Power Negotiation.

[@yahkimicki236]

​@@starliner2498 If you're considering leaving a relationship at all, you probably shouldn't be in that relationship

[@mysticdragonwolf89]

If telemarketers were as aggressive as this - they’d be Wall Street

[@logan4948]

Keep drinking Qrow

[@flaminmongrel6955]

@@logan4948 i think his joke was about the movie wolf of wall Street.

[@logan4948]

@@flaminmongrel6955 hahaha what I said is actually a reference to user's username (which is one of my favourite shows) but thanks lol!

[@flaminmongrel6955]

@@logan4948 oh

[@diosantana2659]

Somebody lost money trying to out day trade computers

[@tobiewolfen01]

"WTF do you want, Cathy?" I wish I could answer my work phone like this. 😂🤣

[@quokka_11]

I totally heard it as Kathy...

[@MiguelAngel-fw4sk]

@@quokka_11 Me too

[@quokka_11]

@Fetus for Jesus I don't believe you.

[@lawrencecobb2107]

Zach delivered it really well too

[@swelly84]

Thats the funniest part in this skit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@carbolicsoap]

"Yeah, No, I mean, yeah, I hung up on you" - My life motto

[@itgetter9]

LOL!

[@Rubberbandfan1]

That telemarketer is definitely from Southern California.

[@crandonborth]

“WTF you want Kathy” 😂

[@akselmc01]

Zac O'yama 😍

[@TXSTYLE750]

"What the F*** do you want?" 😂🤣😭

[@HAIRJELLYMAN]

Marcus B. Fuck*

[@phyllishahart6111]

Marcus B. Lmaoooo omg this is exactly how I answer my phone calls 😂

[@TXSTYLE750]

@@phyllishahart6111 Hahahahahahahahaha!!! 😄

[@MrSambhav00]

The original kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWPPh5SidrGHsNk Key, Peele just copy an Indian youtuber video.... Check it out.

[@TXSTYLE750]

@@MrSambhav00 Wow! Super similar indeed! I see your link is from 2017. I need to verify when exactly that K&P episode aired originally. It was uploaded this year but it came out on TV a while back....

[@Sytijinx]

"These new call scripts are reeeally great." 🤣😂🤣

[@VictoriaCastillolaloka]

What the fuck do you want kathy !? Lol

[@meljusttalent1]

If you ever worked in a call center this is hilarious

[@KandiKlover]

Real time saver, move on if you can't get a sale to save time and keep those you can scam coming back for more.

[@leopoldstrauss6245]

His credit card still hasn’t expired.

[@moneymikz]

Yeah but it’s only 12 digits

[@Samstar369]

Jamie Nicholls You tried 😐

[@nathanscott5205]

Username checks out.

[@zBryRobinson]

Alpha lmfao

[@WhaleManMan]

@Alpha Goddamit Donavan!!! Your mother is dying!!!

[@alanstringer.]

This is basically my job. We handle escalations in my department, meaning that the only calls I take are angry customer calls. We also have a policy to not put up with cursing or abusive language, so I instantly hang up on people all the time. I never get them right back like this, but if you look at the account you'll see that they always call back right away.

[@Iron-Bridge]

This is a brilliant stress relief job 🤣😁

[@blackdog8245]

Sounds like fun.

[@forman208]

That sounds like an absolutely shitty job lol.

[@adam89278]

Not really. The sketch was funny and the telemarketer was very successful in selling something. In sharp contrast, you just don't do your minimum-wage job, which is why you have that job mid-life and will, at best, always have that job. Your company knows this. You're the pawn. Of course the consumer calls back. You didn't solve their reason for calling, as the other shitty reps before you did not with the same attitude and ineptitude, likely. By the time they reach you, they probably are a little irritated when originally otherwise fine, having gone through several incompetent reps just like yourself for often the simplest account situation. Your job is to de-escalate and resolve, not get an erection off fucking with consumers. Otherwise, you're on a one-way track to working at a gas station and not even maintaining that job.

[@sicilianchiangchang7320]

No, not instance off ruancerpoline about triggers need any patience; but in the side, kids violation is challenge to a ketchup.

[@deadnalive9166]

Gosh I wished my telemarketers hang up on me before I hang up on them... or just simply never call me to begin with

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

Nah its really fun to keep them on the phone they have to keep talking ive sat there and bitched for 1hour and they will not hang up its fucking great

[@goranstarcevic9146]

All you gotta do is buy 5 packages.

[@EscaLaid27PS3]

Sure you do *Hangs up*

[@akatsukinaty]

I used to hang up on people all the time. Why should I waste my time with someone who is not going to buy?

[@julieanna2228]

I got one to hang up on me once. I talked in detail about every single thing i did that day. and kept asking what they did and if it was fun. After a few minutes he hung up

[@champchamp3075]

Keys character just has deep rooted abandonment issues.

[@eddiehaze3165]

Yea he does, otherwise he wouldn't have looked at the phone oddly and called the telemarketer back after the first hang up 😆😆😆

[@heyodi3092]

His credit card has officially expired today.

[@Ljwsweenss]

😂😂😂

[@jaywill4ever]

RIP credit card

[@daisymaturo2644]

at least he squeezed in that Vegas package

[@youtubecensorspeace1874]

Damn it, I am to late.

[@tombaker111989]

Please tell me you made a calendar event for this post.

[@downer9099]

The "sure you do" kills me 😂😂

[@wereallydoinhandlesnow]

“I want the Vegas package” “...sure ya do” *Click* I fucking died 😂

[@JaqenHghar.]

Just let it go

[@freespirit5719]

“Whaaaaaaaaat????”

[@scaryflower8745]

My favorite too just the way key explodes like that is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

[@gabrielbryant5262]

Come on man just let it go

[@ZeeZee9]

You forgot the *squeeze* *squeeze* first lol

[@james89ification]

I want the Vegas package Sure you do 😂😂😂😂

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂😂

[@james89ification]

@@cassandramartinez7050 😂😂😂😂

[@bluecorp8557]

Assorted Pit 😂😂😂😂😂

[@etxsports5836]

LMAO reverse psychology

[@TcRazR]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anb740]

I swear....the hand squeezing toy. That made the whole video!

[@Mothafuckenzay]

You've seen it in other movies

[@rosegold-beats]

​@@Mothafuckenzay its called, panic pete toy

[@MachineGunMouth]

@@DW133_ why the hell would a dude want to imagine that for?

[@jcchaffin1]

I died laughing over that toy!

[@charliefarson1362]

I thought the black guy preparing food to COOK was the best part..actually using a knife to slice up veggies to cook..I thought that was the best part.

[@BoiledKoolaid]

"what the fuck do you want?" always kills me

[@KingCrimson68]

Same

[@user-vf8ti4dq3d]

i love the telemarketers voice. its a combination of sheer evil/ laziness

[@williamskat1]

lol

[@Factzdatruth]

Can I have a little bit of you tine not time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheDanteEX]

The slurriness when he says "Well were you going to buy the Vegas package" makes me laugh.

[@liniquedavids1490]

The poor guy went from calmly slicing celery, to having a fucking break down. 😂

[@edmerc92]

And he might be in some credit card debt.

[@vibovitold]

Thanks for explaining. I've been trying to figure it out for hours. I kept on thinking it was the opposite for some reason.

[@NoName-ny1bt]

Omg this telemarketer recently hung up on me too when I had refused so politely. I thought about it for 2 days

[@haveagoodday629]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Hollyweed1]

Did you buy 5 packages?!

[@Tungmoto]

May you and your family have a nice Vegas trip =))

[@lrob664]

Did you even want the Vegas package tho? 🙄 It seems like you were just wasting his time.

[@krom09]

“Come on man let it go”

[@mikeberry2332]

Peele is always very, very good, but no one does rage like Key.

[@thesummaryguy3911]

i love how the color of the squeeze toy was the same as key's shirt. Peele squeezes the toy more as Key gets more and more angry

[@jules9810]

The Summary Guy good filmmaking

[@billyherrington2415]

It's him jerking off

[@MrKarlozz]

@Fuert Neigt It's like a stress relieving toy/fidget

[@wordnado9788]

Holy crap I just now read your comment and it’s on point

[@CockySuSMounted]

Voodoo phawaars boibee 🤣

[@dawnm2748]

Zac Oyama saying “tf do u want Kathy” made this video a 12/10 instead of 11/10

[@nikkic545]

Facts

[@johnjohn-xk3qb]

Zach made it

[@bicycleninja1685]

Was wondering who that was... saw this guy live at UCB! Funny dude.

[@haileymiller6411]

Idk for some reason I think it would have been funnier if that part wasn’t a part of this skit

[@JimbosliceLV]

STFU DAWN!

[@Drr_Perky]

This is amazing, the stress toy is a perfect example of visual comedy, more directors should take note

[@ZeeZee9]

*squeeze* *squeeze*

[@drtomato]

it's super creepy 😂😂😂

[@JayJay-me8zk]

I want one of those

[@gokucrazy22]

Its great foreshadowing of the end imo. The guy is just stressed about the new call script and is probably not the most comfortable with it

[@jackwimmer2249]

Stress toy is so creepy looking!

[@maicolc7216]

That hand-puppet thing is genius

[@douglasharley2440]

2:09 "you know what?...i want the vegas package." "SURE YOU DO!...*click*"

[@james89ification]

Shit had me rolling

[@bigboibubba5528]

@@james89ification shit had me rotating

[@hidebehindmyusername8557]

bigboi bubba you’re white aren’t you ?lol 😂

[@bigboibubba5528]

@@hidebehindmyusername8557 Nope. Black as they come, you douche.

[@TcRazR]

Yup 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@puopoup]

*shouts credit card number* Kids in the area: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

[@unidentified_4665]

Facts

[@kgfes]

It's one number less

[@puopoup]

@@kgfes so what XD Such a mood killer

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂😂

[@diosantana2659]

Shit joke

[@BatmanPops]

The telemarketer used some good reverse psychology on him right out of the gate lol...😅

[@Marvo87]

Riiiiiiiiiittttee! "I would love to but I just dnt have the ti..." Dial tone!

[@MissJohnson22]

Thats genius. Bruh.

[@BobbySacamano]

Wow. Great observation.

[@wdai03]

What the fuck do you want?

[@cutiepie6796]

NOT REALLY, IF HE NEVER CALLED BACK THEN IT WOULD OF JUST BEEN THAT

[@vanessathomas9641]

This shows conditions you to expect Peele's character to be some kind of freak. So the reveal that he's just a normal guy following a script is great.

[@dineshLife]

Only place where re-uploads are watched till the end even if you have watched the video a million times...

[@mwesolo1315]

HUNGER PAINS it's my favorite one i have to watch it 😂

[@KokosNaSnehu2]

Is their constant reuploading of clips a way to make more money from ads or what? I love them but thats annoying af.

[@dineshLife]

@@KokosNaSnehu2 I have no idea but I believe that they want their videos in their own Channel. So they are re-uploading old videos.

[@dineshLife]

@@mwesolo1315 Yeah, It's totally related to many of us.

[@KokosNaSnehu2]

@@dineshLife Oh you are right that makes sense :) This sketch is awesome btw.

[@Poison_Jam]

"Sure you do" 💀 that part killed me 😂

[@thesnitchninedog4269]

Xaunadu me to😂

[@eyedontbowlempress7643]

😂😂😂😂😩

[@noahross3642]

😂😂😂

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂😂

[@bigchungus7720]

Mrs.Kwan 🤨

[@joaquinpereztorres7833]

“C’mon man, let it go” always gets me 😂

[@bradburdine9406]

Lmao the whiney voice and everything 🤣

[@its_taps]

Word! 🤣🤣

[@karameldrip9703]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣 yessss!!!

[@karlizen4990]

3:02: when The Thing Key reverts back into its original form

[@drsiege3434]

I'm still trying to imagine the exact type of person that would dislike a Key and Peele video.

[@bonjy3701]

Oh, we just pity those fools.

[@Phil85_37]

Exactly, this stuff is pure comedy gold.

[@dakotablaisdell721]

Angry telemarketers

[@MY-zn8dq]

Dave chappelle 😉

[@zainbunga3002]

@John Dunham phuk you. You think whole 1.4 billion indians are tele marketers? We can buy your ass. Google most expensive house or Google second largest army in the world.

[@Z0983]

The toy squeezing makes me really really uncomfortable, and i don't know why.

[@caspa7]

It probably reminds you of squeezing something similar

[@a.m9472]

It’s the holes. You have trypophobia like most people

[@XDoombangerX]

Damn I thought i was the only one

[@marcy.a]

Aq Mo no it looks like a pp

[@silverbat5873]

It's very much like a sexual build up. I think that's part of the point.

[@truethingstruemoments351]

”Are you even allowed to do that?” This reminds me at the time when I worked as a telemarketer, calling customer and telling about the product for two minutes not knowing that the call was ended two minutes ago...

[@renenandjazzie]

Omg 😂

[@SaintTyree]

I’m IN TEARS !!

[@alberto5312]

me at 2:15 ⚰️

[@Kneehat]

These “car warranty” companies that keep calling me should take some notes

[@jalia581]

Right! I wonder what the motive is

[@KillaCaff1]

@@jalia581 steal your money and info

[@alfredodiaz7000]

N B those mofos are annoying af!!

[@piphoenixTV]

N B yo, one just called me a couple hours ago. I asked “who’s this?” And they hung up. They actually took notes 🤯

[@Kneehat]

Pierce Woodward lol yea I get so many of them and if I’m sitting in traffic I go along with the call lol

[@stryker3097]

"YOU KNOW WHAT!?! I WANT THE VEGAS PACKAGE!!! ..........SuRe Ya dO!! *click*

[@Jaikay1]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[@addamz3277]

Wow.. you watched the danke video as all of us... so impressive! 🙄

[@14gocougs]

@@addamz3277 well aren't you a load of fun?

[@meangreen320]

Jordan Peele has the best voices for his characters lol. Key is the ultimate straight man character lol.

[@coldbeatle89]

Just noticed the Teacher Draft is playing in the background. Genius.

[@TeaNBon3z]

“Are you Even allowed to do that?” I wish I could do the same thing as Peele did

[@ShankyBady]

Try the same script

[@ElFonzieG13]

I do not miss the call center life. Whew lads, never catch me in a cubicle again.

[@Neurotripsicks]

"WTF do you want Kathy?!"

[@Citiz3nX]

That landline phone with the long ass cord though. Napoleon Dynamite salutes you lol

[@jennylovesjoe1224]

OMG, I thought the exact same thing!! Lmao 😂

[@kevadu]

Uh...that's just how phones used to be you know. Nothing special about it... Kids these days...

[@Citiz3nX]

Kevadu Special? It made me think of the movie. There’s nothing else to draw from what I stated. Kid? Hardly.

[@applejacks971]

We still have our first push button phones from 1979 in the kitchen and machine shed, 10' coil cord and all. Use'em everyday!

[@DeathBringer769]

@@kevadu Yea, I remember... but when this skit was filmed we were already *well* into the age of cordless home phones being super common. Hell, lots of people these days don't even have a home phone anymore and just use their cell phone, lol. I only remember my family having a wired home phone in the late 80s and through the 90s. By the early 2000s we, and basically everyone I knew except my grandma, all had cordless home phones by then. My grandma still had her old rotary home phone though well into the 2010s, lol. I remember being over there and it took forever to dial a number.

[@ad480p]

I was pleasantly surprised to see Zack from collage humor at the end!

[@fariz47]

I think Zack quit CH long time ago..

[@InterrogatingTheCat]

@@fariz47 Uhhhhh no? Have you seen any of the stuff they're doing now on Dropout?

[@fariz47]

@@InterrogatingTheCat then maybe he came back. 5 years ago he left, this was his last sketch kzbin.info/www/bejne/rV61l36snbmShLc

[@munjee2]

@@InterrogatingTheCat I think he's doesn't work for them, now it's more of an day by day thing, after college humor went under

[@AbbasKhan9364]

@@munjee2 THEY WENT UNDER!?

[@goodnightsally6076]

More like the world's most aggressive telemarketee.

[@berriseriousgames4589]

If that person first hang up on me like that I would just be like: great, now I don't have to make up an excuse.

[@SilvaDreams]

Who needs to make up an excuse? Just say "I'm not interested and remove me from any call list." then hang up. They legally can not call you back and have to remove you from their call list (At least in the US)

[@kefkapalazzo1]

That’s the joke

[@0kJaymie]

@@SilvaDreams You must not live in the US. They can legally do whatever the fuck they what. Do you know how many telemarkers ive told to take me off their call list? Fuckin zero. Thats right silvia. ZERO. Cause I ALWAYS buy what they're sellin.

[@lowquality9232]

@@0kJaymie what

[@PiousSlayer]

@@0kJaymie You win.

[@nate_dawg1153]

“Did we get disconnected?” “Yeah no I hung up on you” “Are you Even allowed to do that?”

[@scotthc947]

Nate_dawg 115 yes...we saw the video

[@nate_dawg1153]

@@scotthc947 ok so now what

[@tortolus3222]

@@nate_dawg1153 tell us everything that they said in the video. We didn't hear any of those. You might get more likes. This is 9gag afterall

[@nate_dawg1153]

@@tortolus3222 look man, i thought it was funny, and i figured other people would too. so i posted it for ez likes

[@lyssakate]

@@nate_dawg1153 why do you care about likes?

[@Paranormaal_purple]

This is just genius , no other words for it... Just genius.

[@LeoMorikoTheKnight]

All of a sudden, I want to work for Mastertravel Inc.'s customer service call center.

[@josedungo4505]

Yuki aim pfp nice (:

[@nenamichelle]

Lol! Same.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

Sure you do. **click**

[@teeb2681]

"WTF do youuu want "🤣

[@ItsRoronoaZoro]

2:08 "You know what I want the Vegas package" 5 seconds later "Sure ya do". Hangs up "Whaaaaaat!!!!"

[@whillysilly8971]

Thats where he really got hooked

[@donvergas4855]

I fucking hollered.

[@WorDouglas8]

Wow.... These 2 NEVER disappoint.... PLEASE don't stop your work....

[@jacobharlan1312]

Phone on the wall, with an attached cord. Dial tone. The past is now. lol

[@ashlynngilsmore5728]

I miss that just convoband go on not 4 weeks stuck wathcing utube and no calls

[@nealangelethy272]

Facts

[@grahammichael35]

"wtf do you want Kathy!?" Lmao 😂

[@Avrielfer]

This reminds me of when they are texting each other and key is losing his shit

[@Chris_WG]

I was sooooo waiting for him to say, "This muthfker right here!!" and do the feet kick haha

[@ashleyhands7717]

I feel I've watched so many skits back to back that I have no idea how Key and Peele are in real life.

[@alexiskitchens]

"sure you do.." gets me every time 😂

[@coreyharris5589]

😂😂😂

[@oslonorway547]

1:58 _"Why shouldn't I?"_ sounds exactly like Megan.

[@isaiahbasaldua7319]

Oslo MGTOW 2 different people get it right 😂😂jk

[@patriciaoffer9585]

Meegan makes some good points. "Don't be sorry, be better." Those nostrils did flare...

[@Phyoomz]

almost like they're the same person

[@isaiahbasaldua7319]

Phyoomz 😂😂😂💀

[@thelastblackjedi7396]

"Wtf do you want Kathy?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VVe3]

shut up

[@TheFikri136]

To be honest, that last censor kinda ruined it.

[@martinatkinson8992]

Shut the fuck up

[@gt4980b]

I remember I worked at Comcast and a call got escalated to retention. Someone's cable went out during a college football game. I was listening at the call. The customer said, I want my cable fixed and a refund for my cable outage or I will disconnect my service. That lady just listened and said, "I am sorry for the inconvenience. I am refunding you $2.00 for your cable being out today and I will disconnect your service. Thank you for being a customer." She told me, "He will call back because the game is still on." (BTW, his neighbor had gone out and rewired the cable juncture box or whatever to steal his cable for the game. The neighbor thought he would be out of town and had been doing it for months)

[@obliviousidiot.]

So no one’s going to mention the Zac Oyama cameo? Yknow, collegehumor.

[@Samstar369]

It’s called “cameo”, not a reference.

[@obliviousidiot.]

@@Samstar369 sorry i meant cameo but i was tired and forgot to put that in thanks

[@imashadow699]

AND Kathie 🤣

[@fathfez7991]

Yes lmao why is no one talking about Zac

[@itzhaktal5106]

young jun

[@drewbullet1318]

If only they did Hang up & never call back.

[@jmassey7323]

But then how would you sell your Las Vegas packages

[@haneenhawash1739]

Peyton Lee then they could save time and move to the next moron 😂

[@hbo1230]

then you won't see this video

[@claytonbrown7120]

Telemarketers are people too

[@dr.thrive1812]

Big facts!

[@AngelM81212]

2:25 that "come on man let it go" was delivered perfectly

[@LokiPhoenix]

This entire segment is beautifully edited. The underlying tension of something odd and the visual of the stress ball but using comedic narrative it's so beautiful 😍❤️ haha I appreciate things when the tone is done so well

[@cosmicmcmoon5773]

I thought this was gonna be a Scream-type thing where the telemarketer just kept calling over & over again. Was pleasantly surprised to see it was a reverse-psychology deal. Also epic cameo @ the end lol

[@maevependragon]

Yeah that was my thought too

[@stanfordkim5618]

1:39 me when I find out a project's due that I didn't prepare for.

[@BudgetingDee]

😂😂😂 imagine a telemarketer that treated you how you treat them?! I would be calling back too, but not to buy. Lol. Just to hang up first.

[@ALFirebird]

BudgetingDee lmfaoooo

[@WithoutReward]

BudgetingDee lol 😂 gonna be battle

[@quentin2217]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jideoforojukwu4263]

Petty

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

Id like to imagine a movie where him and Chris Farley starred both amazing freak out people i miss Farley:/

[@doestackz8789]

Lmfao “come on man let it go”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯

[@garrettscott827]

“Come on man let it go.”😂😂 2:23

[@MellowAintYello]

“Sure you do” Best part 😭

[@lolbotomy]

"Well I hope you learned your les-*hangs up*huhhhHOOUAHHHHHH!"

[@MrSambhav00]

The original kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWPPh5SidrGHsNk Key, Peele just copy an Indian youtuber video.... Check it out.

[@fobster5341]

Kumar Sambhav Would you like to look up when this episode was made

[@MrSambhav00]

@@fobster5341 maybe four year back. Everyone saying that

[@lolbotomy]

@@MrSambhav00 This was made years ago. It aired way before this was posted.

[@thesnitchninedog4269]

Kumar Sambhav Sure it was! *Hangs Up*

[@dadegg8998]

As a door to door salesman selling discount books in 1992, i used this same sales tactic. When the homeowner opened the door and appeared annoyed at my solicitation... I would immediately put my sunglasses back on, grab THEIR door knob and slam the door on them when they tried to reject my sale. HOWEVER, they always stopped me, apologized, and bought a book. Now, I run the only successful Block Buster video rental store in Utqiagvik, Alaska.

[@candikanme6157]

"Did we get disconnected?" "Yeah, no I mean, yeah I just hung up on you." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Damn, just straight like that huh? I would be in my feelings so hard after that.....Damn😂😂😂😂

[@domusic7683]

That's the point lol that's why they're doing that lol

[@GregSkinner]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@addamz3277]

Wow..u understood the skit. How proud u must be🙄

[@chibichan9586]

@@addamz3277 😂

[@j0epark1]

Damn, this made me wanna call my local travel telemarketer and buy 5 of them packages lol

[@WeylandLabs]

Can I get an application to that call center please. 😂

[@baby_UFO]

...if you buy the Vegas package

[@MrSambhav00]

The original kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWPPh5SidrGHsNk Key, Peele just copy an Indian youtuber video.... Check it out.

[@Wil401Gaming]

@@MrSambhav00 umm no they did it way before he made that video if anything he copied them

[@MrSambhav00]

@@Wil401Gaming ok. I didn't know the date it aired ,I saw KZbin video ..and then I remembered similar video indian vision 2 year back.

[@Sylv3onYT]

Oh, that's how you get rid of telemarketers, you just give them your credit card information. Thanks key and Peele for the educational video.

[@spawnofgreatness524]

“Come on Man just let it go!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@kemicalyemster]

this line fucking slayed me hahaha

[@Shaad93]

Wtf do you want Kathy?! 🤣🤦🏽‍♂️

[@RayfieldA]

Good ol reverse phycology. If only it really worked this well.

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

Honestly I used reverse psychology quite alot. It's about timing mostly

[@masterchu8044]

It works far better than this

[@marquis_ugly23]

psychology*

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

@Wil son definitely use this alot too

[@timothysebastian6118]

@Wil son so ben franklin is sociopath?

[@AgentAshe]

Love seeing Zack from College Humor at the end. Such a cool little surprise.