Key & Peele - Rap Album Confessions

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[@ExplodingBones]

Ok.

[@kadekchandra4298]

Ok

[@marvelouschester3018]

Ok.

[@specifiedaccount4816]

Ok

[@LaBambaxo]

Dat don't mean nothin.

[@mercster]

THE NAME OF THE ALBUM, IS "I KILLED DARNELLE SIMMONS." "It's a concept album."

[@brklynusa]

That got me too. 😁

[@Saturn-jy7gm]

its darnell

[@Primarycore]

@@Saturn-jy7gm No it's darndshdsnjsd.

[@meurum2561]

That’s a picture of you, a picture of you! And Behind you, is Darnell Simmons body!

[@necromage843]

Jacob Bailey coincidence

[@TruthSurge]

"They're just words, detective, nouns, adjectives... they just happen to be in a dope order." hehehhe

[@DladinDaTruth]

That part

[@drhumaid8614]

" if I have to identify it, I would call it a gun, of the long ass variety " this scene gets me every time

[@mary-rd9zj]

Same here I'm dying every time the scene comes

[@Wired4Life2]

There's some seaweed in there too. Never forget the seaweed. :b

[@TheSuperCoolMan122]

there*

[@connorarcher3452]

some sea weed too

[@hamdiabdalla9058]

jj

[@bekrah5961]

I love how the interrogator is trying to get a confession yet he is also seemingly a fan of his music.

[@aurorapaisley7453]

if it slaps it slaps ya know what I'm sayin

[@henrynelson9301]

He’s just listened to it a bunch of times

[@erdnalickeroftoads2143]

He's singing along to the track, still trying to arrest Gun Rack 😂

[@HopefulMathGirl]

@@erdnalickeroftoads2143

[@somedude3400]

Today is the day he shot Darnell

[@mizakzee]

Wait, he said he shot him nine times with a 9mm bit then he is presented with a revolver. It wasn't him...

[@sepultura7771]

Maybe he reloaded

[@JDanC4]

+Anthony Bell actually a 9mm bullet is basically the same diameter as a 357mag. the only difference is the length of the shell (being a magnum its longer and has more powder for more stopping power) so essentially (all though not recommended) you can fire 9s from a 357 which can in fact be a gun of the long ass variety.

[@anthonybell9630]

Bailey Earls You can't do that. -__-

[@XW9128]

Bailey Earls Except that you can't. For at least couple reasons different reasons. Not sure if bullet diameters are the same, but the case diameters aren't. A 9mm won't fit into a .357 revolver, it's too big. Let's say you did some how get it in, it wouldn't stay. The .357 is a rimmed cartridge and the 9mm isn't. Long story short, you can't fire a 9mm through a .357

[@DaBrute]

Bailey Earls It would work in theory but in reality 9mm won't just drop into a .357 cylinder like a .38 special would

[@merica7291]

“THIS IS MY CONFESSION, ADMISSABLE IN COURT, I KILLED DARNELL SIMMONS FOR SPORT”

[@savage4749]

@Bruh The Demon not like the bars peele is gonna be behind after he dropped this track

[@andrewlance3898]

I'm not sure how it's admissable in court if he was not under oath at the time of the recording, but it is a dope rhyme

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

@@andrewlance3898 It's not admissible. That's the point.

[@Lafemmefutile]

Sublime rhymes.

[@jurex81]

@@Lafemmefutile spittin' fire

[@Halberstramshaberdashery]

“Shot up Darnell with a long ass gun and tossed it in-to the a-quar-i-um”...😂

[@damiengates7581]

I'd buy the album

[@0-Elias-0]

That's a rhyme pattern from Lil Wayne (≈ 2008).

[@paigekyllonen6613]

“I have no idea what that object is”

[@donaldduck7707]

Adlip "What"

[@blurdenofficial]

(what!)

[@gouravmadhwal5548]

"This is my confession, admissible in court" 😆 What a script writing man

[@yorktown2phoenix570]

“I didn’t even mean to shoot him, he just caught me by surprise.”

[@sentvero2025]

Yorktown 2 Phoenix murder on my mind

[@iLikeThatOne]

I reloaded my pistol cocked back and shot him 9 times

[@ArunaUtd]

@Universe Says it's from YNW Melly's rap "Murder on my mind" It's like if this sketch happened for real, Melly's a dumbass.

[@endeavour5316]

Good song

[@hempyweeds5745]

These nuts "caught you by surprise" on your chin

[@jbiel3617]

Favourite part: “stroke my chin real slow when I’m lying, and I was laughing super hard as Darnell was dying” 😂

[@gideoniskemp]

That's crazy🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@meurum2561]

That had me dying

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

​@@meurum2561Much like Darnell Simmons

[@Agent00gaming]

This skit is a Bobby Shmurda tribute.

[@miami_mutilator]

yea lol. but he clearly represents eazy e also

[@johnwerner69]

Who?

[@JamiuzsLive]

You're on the Internet just google him.

[@ladzino10]

Bobby ain't no snitch

[@sheeshsheesh2926]

or Rah Diggs

[@saliv88]

“I got an alibi; birthday, Red Lobster, when in reality I shot Darnell like a mobster!” is one of my favorite bars in any song ever.

[@mareksicinski449]

@Don-rl1sm ?

[@TahoeRacerTV]

It's so fire, it's so clean

[@rb4632]

such a nice line

[@hai-linduckett3481]

"That is a gun of the long ass variety" had me dying 😂😂😂

[@uniquesoljah5429]

Some sea weed in there too

[@natashabenitez7650]

LoL 😂😂 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Layladavisssq]

Same

[@shawnwilliams7303]

So freaking funny 😂

[@tunerimpala5658]

Hai-Lin Duckett 😂😂😂😂

[@keegancarter7101]

Tay-K really did become a real life Key and Peele skit huh

[@awandemngadi1511]

Dude I was legit bout to say that 😂

[@raulmadrid3143]

Did end the same for that bitch tayk

[@yunghive4771]

except tay k aint getting free in the end

[@fazechoppa1399]

Yung Hive well it is 55 years he might get out

[@yunghive4771]

@@fazechoppa1399 nah im saying when peele got let go at the end of the video but tay k gonna actually go to prison

[@mattsmith3904]

"If I had to identify it, I would call it a gun. Of the long ass variety.... There is also seaweed in there too." lmfao

[@nazsmith6458]

brother!

[@mattsmith3904]

Man your a Smith, you need a cool profile picture that has nothing to do with who you are in real life,and that looks like some "League of Extraordinary Gentleman" photo.

[@jalensmith6555]

+Matt Smith Another One

[@sclawattslowks1661]

That's not enough evidence to hold in court

[@nidjilabelle2002]

yes it is

[@vikash8290]

2:48 even his t-shirt says 'i killed darnel simmon'😂

[@S475-pb2dp]

It was edited on there. Very shittily too lol

[@user-gr3tg2yk6o-24_डफ़क]

That's the name of the album you lDl0T... how does retarrdss like you make up so far in life is beyond my comprehension ....

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

That's the aforementioned name of the album

[@geraldineanang7701]

He's publicising his album 😂

[@HoYuPhat]

that's darnell's body behind you! Coincidence.

[@yassine4990]

hahahahha "coincidence" lol

[@rhysng8883]

I nvr

[@scofield1154]

CONSIQUENCES

[@OrigamiMaster06]

I killed Darnel Simmons yeah! And then! One day! A donkey kicked me in the head, consequences

[@samvidas9599]

Coincidence - I think NOT!

[@anotherland2462]

"Stroke my chin real slow when im lyin, and i was laughin super hard as darnell was dyin"

[@1uup10]

The Drifter is that a yung Maestro profile pic?

[@RuthwikRao]

Fire and Ice48 nope, it's the main character from the game Hyper Light Drifter.

[@1uup10]

Ruthwik Rao well yung maestro also has that character as a profile pic.

[@rishabhanand4973]

The name of the album, is "I killed Darnell Simmons"

[@Tater_Toot]

These nuts are stroking your chin real slow

[@bozhidardichkov9276]

Am I the only one that wants to hear the full song ?

[@RobbyBoy167]

Bozhidar Dichkov RAP is a shit music.

[@Rapid8Fire]

FIFA Lords & Legends Mainstream rap is trash. Underground rappers put forth meaning to there songs. Also I'm sure someone would think the same about whatever you listen too..

[@Schlemdog12]

Rapid8Fire Agreed. But not all mainstream sucks, Eminem's lyrics are amazing.

[@Schlemdog12]

Youre an idiot. Read any of his lyrics, the guys a genius.

[@pHiLKizer]

FIFA Lords & Legends Some would say the same about soccer.

[@ReverseFlash23]

"I have no idea what that object is" "it's a concept album" "A CONCEPT?!?!" kills me every time I hear it

[@timmy1990tim]

No one gonna mention how he looks like ice cube and easy-e at the same time?

[@Brodyjaxon]

Tim Noordmans easy-e was a real G

[@moniquegarrick2126]

No Fr!😩😭😂

[@stud6060]

I was thinking a little bit of J cole

[@joseherrera1808]

Same its that compton hat and hair

[@DonPeyote420]

These are just a hat and a beard that happen to be combined in a dope outfit

[@fiasc0b0x]

"It's a concept album" 😂

[@chocofro3]

Henk de Tank what are you correcting? Lisa quoted it correctly

[@vondocrazy4307]

dominique eure No tf she didn't lmao. Listen closely or use headphones wtf. He said "Of him' bruh

[@chocofro3]

Lmao how!? He even repeats it back to him angrily "A CONCEPT AL..." I can't wrap my mind around how anyone can hear anything else. Please explain or use "of him" in a sentence and explain how that makes sense here.

[@chocofro3]

That makes no sense what so ever. In all my years in art and knowing artists, professionals in both the field of drawing and music, I deal with or hear of "concepts" all the time and there is no rule about naming a concept album after a person vs a thing. 1. A concept is an idea, plan, or intention. "I killed Darnell Simmons" is all the above. 2. For the sake of your argument the album is not simply named after someone as you stated. It's not "Darnell". And your example "Fuck Roy" actually isn't even a concept. 3. The subject of that moment was the album. "The album is called..." Reply: "It's a concept album." The subject was not Darnell. Overall you just make no sense. How can for example, me taking an action be a concept of someone else!? "I slapped my Dad" It's a concept of him. How is that a concept of him!? My actions are the concept.

[@HEADSHOTPROLOL]

my man just turn on subtitles it legit says "it's a concept album". twice. like xd

[@jjverseoutsold7228]

Maryland has officially ruled that rap lyrics can now be used as evidence in a courtroom, lmaoo this skit came to life💀

[@constantfear]

I think this was cuz ppl were educating others how to do tax fraud via rap think I heard it on darknet diaries podcast

[@franciscartmen8886]

That’s because the BPD can’t get right

[@Vohlfied]

The murderin'? Naw. The Tax evadin'. Ayea

[@terrencelewis4628]

Rappers are steadily snitching on themselves in their songs, lol!

[@itsnachikethahere]

@@terrencelewis4628 The MF DOOM song Rapp Snitch Knishes comes to mind.

[@cjpera115]

R.I.P Mr. Darnell Simmons 1987-2015. It’s been nine years since you were stolen from this world. 🙏

[@poundtrader1414]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍

[@dumadidov1790]

"I stroke my chin real slow when I'm lying"😂🤣😂

[@vibinnrain-clipsandmore9836]

I was laughing real hard as darnell was dyin

[@sstanford1331]

@@vibinnrain-clipsandmore9836 ha ha ha ha ha yea I'm murderer come and get me

[@PLimon-zc9oh]

What does that mean?

[@Andrew-jh6nm]

@@PLimon-zc9oh huh?

[@PLimon-zc9oh]

@Andrew I am asking about the phrase « I stroke my chin .. » above in the comment

[@YizTheGOAT]

“ of the long ass variety “ 😂😂

[@devildogentertainment4904]

Ahahahaha

[@jonathanmanning6759]

"Some seaweed in there too."

[@bheard4u]

YizTheGreat my fave part. 😂😂😂

[@eli25jk70]

Wow so many likes

[@TheGriff130]

for me its his eyes when he sees the gun and is like shocked "i have no idea what that object is"

[@marcusvachon845]

This skit actually shows how much of a genius key and peele are.

[@sportagus3]

And you're here on your computer typing away doing the exact same thing. I'll be waiting on that cure, punk.

[@marcusvachon845]

When I used the word "genius" I was speaking of the duos ability with comedy, and writing. There is more ways to be a genius than within the scientific field. If the topic was homelessness or the poverty stricken people of America and Africa, I would not have spoken of this comedy duo. Instead, I would have spoken of a person that was making headway within those two areas. However, the topic is this old sketch comedy show and more specifically this particular skit.

[@WabbleDeeDabbleDee]

Marcus Vachon it’s okay, I think Otto needs to feel better about himself by announcing his charitable deeds. Im not sure a good deed is good once it has to be announced, if you do good then you just do it, there is no need for explanation or to think about it. Unless there is an alternative motive to the action, such as recognition or praise. Now I’m not saying that Otto is doing it for such reasons but, I’m just throwing words out there.

[@marcusvachon845]

I agree with you. I also feel that some people will look for something negative to complain about. By applauding Key and Peele's comedic abilities, I gave Otto a reason to complain.

[@WabbleDeeDabbleDee]

Marcus Vachon Completely childish responses isn’t it xD Though Key and Peele are just amazing at what they do aren’t they.

[@AtheistJr]

Gunrack's voice is the best part of this sketch, and I think my favorite part is 1:59, just the way he says "you aint gotnoproo"

[@chuckm4540]

We go to Red Lobster every November 9th in honor of Darnell Simmons. RIP DS.

[@newcynical3892]

Chuck M I am down

[@benpressly200]

Chuck M Nov 9th is my actual birthday

[@jesbinj]

same lol

[@Learning2BeBrave]

f

[@divinelittledevil]

hahah! not anymore. rip. #memories

[@J--Dubs]

"a gun of the long ass variety... there's some seaweed in there, too." that broke me. I was laughing like mad after that.

[@haruki514]

I don't really get that part. Can you please explain it for me?

[@eddiediaz5518]

@@haruki514 it’s just a gun with seaweed that got recovered from the aquarium

[@haruki514]

@@eddiediaz5518 yeah but why do ppl find that funny?

[@eddiediaz5518]

@@haruki514 it’s just a little joke he made to deny that he killed the guy

[@curtisthomas2670]

It's the choice of words used

[@dannythechicagokid]

I laughed so hard when he said "It's a concept album" 😂😂

[@gpc_4279]

Yes, the best part.

[@MultiCardsfan1]

The delivery sold it 😂

[@smokeandmirrors-pk6ic]

🤣🤣🤣

[@carlireland5049]

This sketch is hilarious not just because of Peele’s performance as “Gun Rack” (although that’s great too), but also because of how Key’s initial self-assuredness vanishes behind a slowly yet steadily escalating sense of exasperation as he continues denying everything.

[@danielmoreno8793]

“If I had to identify it, I’d call it a gun... Of the long ass variety.”

[@AlexPerez-tt9ru]

Some seaweed there to

[@julierobinson8173]

🤣🤣

[@bruhmoment5405]

I too watched the video

[@Sheridan2LT]

@@bruhmoment5405 nigga stfu

[@JR-dw4mh]

youre a fucking degenerate so pressed

[@Mike-sb3uc]

Nouns, adjectives... they just happen to be in a dope order. LOL

Mike it’s all wordplay when you think about it 😂 pure poetry over a beat

[@luckyeddy350]

One of the best lines.

[@Whoinvitedthisnibba]

Yeah rap = rhythm and poetry

[@Patriceoneal7079]

“If i had to identify it, i would call it a gun, of the long ass variety” lmao. That is one of the funniest lines from the whole show imo

[@agresivemartinformerlyagre1850]

Rick Salab yes

[@CRA5759]

“Some seaweed in there too.”

[@qs-3523]

👀 👁️👁️ 👀 I said Biiiiiiiiitch

[@aleishagriffin1040]

My favorite part

[@mfcfbro]

Never forget my boy. Here every year on the anniversary of your departure from this mortal realm. My heart goes out to your family Darnell. Can’t believe it’s been 5 years already.

[@alissabarry-toth8316]

Came here to say this 🙏

[@vicous656]

“Detective, I hate to break it to you, I ain’t kill nobody” the facial expression is way too funny 😂

[@edwardjohnson8172]

Break it to you*

[@icebear3503]

Thats whut ive been saying🤣🤣🤣jordan is soooo funny man

[@icebear3503]

Bruh i cant stop laughing at that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@whosZixi]

😂

[@waleedniazi957]

i swear these guys could play any role,race,gender,etc so amazingly

[@Bayer04lev]

And you comment it under a video where they Play two Black people ?

[@SkinnyBeGhetto]

I was thinking the same lol

[@SkinnyBeGhetto]

@@Bayer04lev @ u

[@Sundertje]

@Rainer's: so all black people are gangster rappers or rappers? Think about your comment.

[@dove6069]

@@Sundertje nah the majority are mexicans

[@bakerXderek]

That shit was fire tho

[@MachoBurr1to]

CHEAH

[@bigstaceinc]

Zack Pantos lmao

[@Johmbie]

***** better than dre's new shit

[@jeremygreenidge5209]

For real. I wanna buy that album.

[@hoose6391]

You are literally everywhere

[@jlnajera]

“I confess that shellfish is the only thing that rhymes with ‘tell this.’” Dude, by this standard, anything that rhymes with “shellfish” rhymes with “tell this.” That would include “selfish.” Looks like I finally put a hole in this case. Justice for Darnell. #Nov9 #NeverForget #GoneTooSoon

[@MrMoose-mf1oy]

The only reason I'm subscribed to Comedy Central

[@tonynedanovski6685]

Me too haha

[@garnwaytibetan]

DragonFruit you could just save the playlist, it won't show in your sub box but it is easily accessible

[@everythingburgundy1303]

Fr tho

[@milkmanmichael5955]

I'm sad to say this but this is key and peele's final season

[@tempray4779]

Jacob Hutton whaaaarrrrrtttttt ;-;

[@miapdx503]

"It's just words...nouns, and adjectives. They just happen to be in a dope order." As a writer I love you for this. 😏

[@maryjanepeterparker7431]

Ikr they are soo great

[@whatevernevermind5960]

IKR!

[@mega_bird700]

It's really great

[@nowifi8063]

Im not writer so I don't get it

[@miapdx503]

@@nowifi8063 not reader either, eh?

[@jaydunbar1741]

a gun "of the long ass variety" 😂😂

[@habibimouralierer3076]

ITs Just words detective nouns adjectives they just happen to be in a dope order. You aint got no proof

[@vexty2wavy434]

Some seaweed in there too

[@habibimouralierer3076]

that shit is the greatest

[@jaydunbar1741]

Oh wow, 5 months later I have 400 thumbs up

[@mbvglider]

I just did 600th.

[@MissOhio1980]

The delivery of both key& Peele is phenomenal but the best part is when Keegan is grooving to the song before he turns it off.. 😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

[@karamella6401]

“ I have no idea what that object is. If I had to identify it, I would call it a gun, of the long a$$ variety” 😂😂😂

[@PurposelessRabbitholes]

1:31 the way Key mouths “shellfish” fucking kills me

[@justmemoosme4282]

#asportofkingswashere

[@justmemoosme4282]

"sport" yes," that's what they called me"

[@KandiKlover]

It’s the only thing that rhymes with tell this 🤣

[@taylorwhitehead3425]

666 likes can’t like it

[@psyde]

Watched this over a hundred times over the years just for that

[@Abc123______]

"A gun of the long ass variety" 😂😂😂

[@nike11397]

lmfaooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hailme7776]

Okay

[@Dentonious]

I literally see this as he said that 😂😂 mint

[@justmek1923]

Josh Denton Yea but you aint got nothing

[@hailme7776]

Josh Denton slow down your nose is big

[@cricket700612]

These two men are magic, together. Real talent.

[@antonioaquino5908]

No one: 6ix9ine: Ya'll ever heard GunRack's new album?

[@andyvintageonspotify515]

Antonio Aquino underrated comment

[@VIP-ov1qo]

#freegunrack

[@legitdownz8926]

This comment aged well

[@rogerrothschild7867]

@@legitdownz8926 What are you talking about? It had already happened. It didn’t age well he just said what was going on at the time.

[@Cisco_24]

"Stroke my chin real slow when I'm lyin" lol lol lol. Man I love this show.

[@AlphaRakamaTech]

lol. Rappers do really put their business out on their tracks

[@Cisco_24]

Alpha Rakama they do don't they 😂😂😂

[@CassieMike]

My little sis and I are cracking up cuz of these guys on Comedy Central​ right now! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Cisco_24]

Cassie Mike​ I'm watching a marathon as well 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@DexstarGS]

LMA😂.....Key & Peele are crazy. Gonna miss this show

[@angelhernandub8123]

Lol "a gun of the long ass variety"

[@louisejuliahyacinthsabroso7585]

some seaweed in there too

[@mikemaceda3222]

😂😂😂😂

[@CrazyLocoInsane1]

Louise are you a girl with a name of the long ass variety?

[@kruletee6176]

Angel Hernandub "some seaweed in there too"

[@jzimm1075]

“Let’s go, Mr. Rack.” Also, I love that they use a cassette case.

[@Mafiaman677]

I think it's because they were trying to make it like the early 90s with the NWA flare. With the Compton hat and jerry curls. lol

[@ikechidouglas-chukwu2437]

Best part 😂

[@jzimm1075]

@@Mafiaman677 You’re probably right, but I’m going to convince myself that it’s for comedic effect.

[@Shmanceypants]

That cop had like 3 lines and killed it 😂😂

[@ayyoo2407]

THE NAME OF THE ALBUM IS "I KILLED DARNELL SIMMONS" 😂😂

[@de_la_flav9775]

zeke 2 its a concept album 😂😂😂😂

[@t.n.jtinja4641]

Flying Angel. He was dum as hell lol

[@freshpov3829]

ayyoo 2 u

[@Tonykhansucks]

that was a coincidence

[@areyanaakasuna4385]

ayyoo 2 anybody else try to laugh react to this comment 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@blueberryjinkins9806]

"This is my confession, admissible in court" omfg

[@masterstepz9800]

I honestly thought he was innocent, up until his confession in the bonus track admissible in court. Damn it Gun rack I stood up for you!

[@marcustaylor3225]

The gun don’t match up...he said a 9 and they pulled a revolver

[@RainmakerXBooty]

@@haroldbalczac6431 do revolvers ever have 9 shots though?

[@ddll6709]

@@marcustaylor3225 a 9 is a generic street term for a handgun. Has nothing to do with caliber or how many rounds it holds

[@jacobl6714]

@@ddll6709 Okayyyy, but just because gang bangers are dumb and don't know anything about the objects that they use to ruin peoples' lives doesn't mean it's meaningless. The term had to have originated somewhere, and it came from referring to a 9mm, it's not like they randomly picked that number lol

[@guacamoledolphin]

@@ddll6709 "Shot him with my 9": That gun was a S&W 500, .50 cal not 9mm "I shot him 9 times": Whoever really shot Darnell used a semi-auto, not a 6 shot revolver "9pm on the dime": The picture of Darnell is in broad daylight.

[@ACKCHYUALLY.]

This is literally Young Thug's case 💀💀

[@mupri1]

Was thinking the same

[@Ruytter]

Want to hear the whole song? Just scroll trough the time stamps below 0:40 1:23 2:01 2:29 3:34

[@ritvikmishra8388]

Ruytter Mendonça thnx

[@一樹コウヘイ]

That beat was dope

[@alexanderdeiongh2934]

someone needs to clip it and post it

[@castrozanroe_]

Thnx so much

[@edgarallanpoe8917]

U nuts bruh lol good lookin out though

[@rapgameoprahwinfrey]

His name is motherfuckin *GUN RACK* lmfao Edit: It's been a little over a month and *GUN RACK* is still the hardest name in the game.

[@drake8152]

rap game bob barker I killed Darnell, yeah shot him with my 9, I shot him 9 times, 9am on the dime, and by the way it was Nov-ember 9th! I got an alibi, perfect, Red Lobster, but in reality, i shot Darnell like a mobster, its a lie, anyone can tell this, if you know about my allergy they all shellfish Shut up Darnell with a long ass gun and tossed it into the aquarium Stroke my chin real slow when i'm lying, and i was laughing super hard Darnell was dying Bonus track bonus track, i got a ride or die bitch, i think you get the gist, when you let me out i'm gonna blow a little kiss, this is my confession and admissible in court, i killed Darnell Simmons for sport, ha ha ha ha that's right i'm a murder, come get me, come down the hall you can't get me, oh-ok-okay-okay, you got me-got me, oh-oh woah woah damn chill-ow-ow

[@mrmofoness]

Androcecy Gaming Lol.and it's "ride or die bitch."

[@drake8152]

mrmofoness Oh lol

[@Freshsink950]

Androcecy Gaming Good putting out the lyrics but you made some mistakes wording some of the words. :)

[@The5thelemnt]

Androcecy Gaming Thx for that...oh oh woah woah

[@romeojuliet8462]

Nobody's going to say anything about the fact that his album was a cassette tape

[@OMGtheykilledKenny42]

Maybe sketch took place in the 80s or 90s idk.

[@skandababy]

West Coast Gangsta Rap was dead by 1995... and you must be the last human on earth to know this.

[@solcporter]

@@skandababy it wasn't though more like 2002

[@skandababy]

yes it was... this first "iteration" was anyway... the one he's clearly mocking here.

[@jarrettmoorejr1403]

Lol

[@premiumheadpats4150]

The look on his face when he freezes while rubbing his chin is just fantastic. As if he'd forgotten the lines for his own song.

[@dereko7520]

Ynw melly when the fbi plays him murder on my mind

[@kizzieward6441]

U made it here before me 😂

[@mastershadowreaper]

Literally 😂💀💀💀

[@kizzieward6441]

@@mastershadowreaper CLEAR! don't leave me here bring your ass back 😂

[@jx7945]

Derek Olavarria murder on his record.

[@htoosoe2416]

Y’all stupid stupid that song came out before the murder stupid

[@patrickchang4070]

The 5 year anniversary of Darnell's death.

[@mylesgarrett7-8-1bakerdoze5]

Drake October 29 and waiting

[@NamekJedi]

6 today

[@darabhaqnazar3952]

KZbin getting a bit too comfortable with these double ads

[@JohnnyKenny]

adblock is free

[@a2izo]

I cant imagine using KZbin without an ad blocker.

[@shaikymandel7593]

How do you use Adblock?

[@JohnnyKenny]

@@shaikymandel7593 It's a browser extension, you just install it and turn it on and it runs automatically on any website you go to

[@francargeric1]

use another type of browser, google chrome enables them since they are the same company

[@The_Infamous_Boogyman]

As an artist who enjoys making songs that are basically horror movies, 100% fictional and character based....I've always thought that gangster rap was the ultimate bs or the ultimate confession

[@orsavage2849]

the gun only holds 6 bullets he also said he shot him with his 9 mm that gun was a revolver free GUN RACK

[@TooCooFoYou]

Reloading?

[@guildwarsnerd123]

still not a 9mm gun

[@AppleKidzTechTak]

there are 9mm revolvers, but none that would be with that long of a barrel.

[@orsavage2849]

+C Lau but not of the long ass variety

[@brianbelcher7279]

...they're just words. 😏

[@edgarallanpoe8917]

Is it jus me, or is Gun Rack a dope ass name..

[@sstanford1331]

It's just u

[@edgarallanpoe8917]

Steven Stanford that hurts coming from a guy whose name sounds like Stan Lee named him lol Gun Rack could be be your arch nemesis!!!

[@ccraft00]

Yuh that’s a pretty dope name

[@MaloneMantooth]

Just you

[@sstanford1331]

@@edgarallanpoe8917 why should it hurt at all u asked a question I answered no hidden message lol ....

[@heatherbrown2115]

“Iiiiiii.... confess that shellfish is the only thing that rhymes with tell this”............ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 got me dead

[@mercyluka614]

💀💀

[@adamsaetveit7995]

Hellish, zealous, jealous, wellness… all would work I believe

[@maxxjunior3594]

@@adamsaetveit7995 selfish*

[@TheOminous0209]

Tell this to Eminem. Ohh and by the way( I sell fish)

[@savage4749]

Not as dead as Darnell

[@hiltonbowles9839]

On this day Darnell Simmons lost his life. R.I.P Darnell. Your legacy lives on in this song.

[@jayluis189]

It was the dopest song he ever wrote.

[@williamsmith4563]

in '94.

[@freddy7304]

Im talkin bout george W smith, from city council. He ran out in oakland, 93. you probably didnt hear about him

[@ennis5249]

I wrote this song a long time ago, a real long time ago. Way before slim shaddy was in demand.Way before we dropped bologna on Afganistan I wrote this song in 94

[@arielc3204]

I love the fuck out of you guys hahah. Now imma go watch that episode ahhahah. Sad how many people will not know the reference hahah.

[@Meleezy369]

You in the back you ain't shit you bought a gin and tonic and you didn't even tip and if you keep bumping against the table then the record might skip...might skip I told you stop hittin the table

[@Shay_TheUnpopularOpinion_]

@2:02 " Shot up Darnell with a long ass gun and tossed it into the A-QUAR-EE-UM 😂

[@elleonofficialpage9849]

dead lmao

[@imtrash6713]

Shay "I have no idea what that object is"

[@logistrike4012]

“If I had to identify it, I would call it a gun....of the long ass variety, some seaweed in there too”

[@DavidAWA]

That's some dope ass rhyming.

[@BermudazSmith]

Shay 🤣😂

[@cdhstarz]

"I confess that 'shellfish' is the only thing that rhymes with 'tell this' "

[@excuzza]

CJ Em chin/win - fish/fist what..

[@delx5751]

Pelvis Elvis

[@jaycee598]

Shellfish Tell this Elvis Hellmans Welches, etc

[@OVGR]

This the Ynw Melly interrogation 🤣

[@kishascape]

The what melly? That's not even a real word.

[@Notvery_christianlike]

@@kishascape😂I’m dead

[@DrakesGhostWriter]

@@kishascape if something looks like written with premeditation and doesn't look like a word you can bet on it being an acronym!

[@thawedantarctican2171]

The way he says "vivid imagination" kills me every time

[@owenbryant7911]

The only rapper that raps clearer than they speak 😂

[@deborah3932]

Haha

[@jgreen114]

W

[@684polo]

you ain't lying bout that

[@naomiappleby7800]

😂😂😂

[@barbarosb9900]

Nouns and adjectives that just happen to be in a dope ass order 😂

[@CheetoFireCat]

Barbaros B omfg i died at that part and the mobster part!😂😂😂😂😂

[@richryantaylor]

Who’s hear after Fulton County Judge ruled Young Thug’s lyrics can be used against him in trial?

[@iAnon666]

Right here

[@dwaynecali7155]

They ought to do a movie together where they tie all their skits together.

[@EricaAsjaee]

Dwayne Cali if scary movie ever reboots they need to be the writers

[@aceofshade5286]

It’s called Keanu

[@firelordkushroll]

@@EricaAsjaee scream 5 is on its way

[@annariverade5381]

No one gonna mention how he looks like ice cube and easy-e at the same time?

[@C.U.N.Tahiti]

Like Mr. Show?

[@360EGO]

Full song 0:40 1:23 2:01 2:29 3:35

[@Samibellasfar]

Wish there is an MP3 version of this.

[@360EGO]

me too. they should make this an actual song

[@SunEl-de1cg]

YruaMike can u send it to me please? [e-mail]

[@tommyawsm7132]

YruaMike send it bruh

[@SunEl-de1cg]

That shit was perfect thank you bro

[@kevinawarner1005]

Stroke my chin real slow and im lying lol that part 😂😂

[@kyuchanhan5135]

is that a Mina profile pic

[@kevinawarner1005]

@@kyuchanhan5135 why yes it is 😊

[@gunxobeats3945]

Lmaoooo

[@nbkxzzgodshotzz4425]

kevina warner when I’m lying not and I’m lying.

[@scottletourneau4571]

After working at Red Lobster, this becomes a must watch tradition for me every November 9th

[@mandem010]

"Bonus Track Bonus Track"😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@makeurowndontbitemine]

Was looking all over for this comment. ☠️☠️

[@herbyhancock9340]

confessed to killing Darnell in my rap song then got arrested. CON-CE-QUEN-CES

[@charmainetom5638]

Herby Hancock 😂😂😂😂

[@emediongumoh1053]

😂😂😂

[@jflanagan9696]

And then a piano fell on my head

[@v8Buster87]

and then I got hit with the aids. CON SE QUENCES

[@thexskating]

LMAOOOOO

[@yakctwotimezs8500]

Cop- Just Confess Gunrack Gunrack-I Confess that "Shell Fish" is the only thing that ryhmes with "Tell This" 💀💀💀💀😆😆😆😆

[@vyrusnationgaming1999]

"Rap Snitches. Tellin all they business. Show up to court and be their own star witness." That song is real lol.

[@brianban110]

RIP Doom

[@zitdaun]

​@@brianban110 ALL CAPS when you spell the man name

[@jonnylawless6797]

"It's words, detective. It's just nouns, adjectives... they just happen to be in a dope order. You don't have any proof."

[@NYvermin]

Stroke my chin real slow when I'm lying, lmfao

[@gustavotriunfel5397]

nice

[@PedloProductions]

And I was laughing super hard as Darnell was dying

[@almightybree2779]

+PedloProductions Its A Concept Album

[@jayoneokc]

And he was stroking it too

[@seanbunn3364]

"I would called a gun of the long ass variety"😂

[@WILDGRINDERS12]

Dwarf Rehab nice job quoting it incorrectly

[@Seviexe]

nah, u just fucked up.

[@seanbunn3364]

Seviexe Did I hurt yours too? Sorry I didn't know how many pussies use KZbin

[@o.a.47]

Dwarf Rehab lol

[@Jallen321]

Dwarf Rehab some sea weed in there too

[@omarportales7716]

"and by the way it was november 9th"💀

[@ramicsMR]

Tay K interrogation be like

[@jgreen114]

V accurate

[@tylermensah2965]

That’s hilarious 😂😂

[@tylermensah2965]

Fuck a beat

[@plzineedtogowayrn6353]

Accurate

[@taytay3087]

You talking to me, son?

[@moto_rad]

Error, the song said he shot hime with his 9, 9 times. That revolver is not a 9mm, and it has a capacity of 6. Impossible. He didn't do it.

[@streetough]

Moto Rad True. Good attention to detail.

[@moto_rad]

streetough I'm a hard core gun guy. I ruin movies pointing out flaws to my friends. :(

[@streetough]

Moto Rad I have a bad habit of knowing things that movies get wrong (I read too many things on the internet...) so I know what you mean. I just don't mention it unless asked.

[@moto_rad]

Damon Brown True, but still the problem of not being a 9mm.

[@Ollervo100]

+Moto Rad He must have used two guns, if his confessions on the album are to be interpreted literally.

[@aminafshari7344]

The 6 year anniversary of Darnell Simmon's death

[@javonswint1400]

RIP Darnel Simmons. This day 9 years ago you were taken from us😢

[@a0zuniverse]

Screw the comedy where can I download this song?

[@cellodabest]

Ailuridaek3k「a0z.universe 」 shit was low key fire

[@tywalton3417]

Ailuridaek3k「a0z.universe 」 has anyone made it to where you could download this album?

[@alejandrogaona8292]

Ailuridaek3k「a0z.universe 」 limewire

[@saltybro9309]

Ailuridaek3k「a0z.universe 」 u can find it on youtube

[@RealityClubX]

Salty Bro? Where?

[@Cupcom5]

His expressions when he hears himself say "I stroke my chin real slow when I'm lying" 2:30 LMAO!!!!

[@Cupcom5]

2:05 I lose it when he says "And tossed it into The Aquarium". It sounds like he wasn't sure if it was an aquarium or not.!

[@hugolundblad6036]

I LOST IT AT 0:00 . IT WAS SO GOOD

[@kokichioflies5604]

If I had to explain what it was I'd say it was a gun of the long ass variety

[@Disconnect350]

Does anyone even watch Comedy Central for something else?

[@deadboylife17]

South Park.

[@KidGreeD14]

South park, workaholics and broad city.

[@jackielegs412]

Workaholics

[@nitrote2897]

Inside Amy schumer was pretty cool, and now its gone. God danm it dd

[@logandh2]

I used to watch it for The Daily Show.... ;~;

[@jeanxoxo_ofc]

“Nouns, adjectives. that just happen to be in a dope order” gets me always 😂

[@holdenperkins1758]

This is literally what ynw melly did😂😂

[@Andrew-ir7yf]

Except melly came out with murder on my mind before he killed them

[@doryahdoryah8114]

@@Andrew-ir7yf That's... basically why the song's called "Murder on my mind". 'cause "I'm thinking of it 24/7", you know. And you tend to think about shit before actually doing it.

[@nicholasqueen3281]

@@doryahdoryah8114 exacly

[@mamaoshera706]

That's what happened with Ra Diggs and so on and so these rappers be they own rat...sad but true funny cause it is just some funny shit

[@lippesterlippester400]

@@mamaoshera706 omm

[@BlackMist123]

Comedy Gold. This is exactly what rappers do to themselves. #selfsnitching

[@7Vooby]

Tu Chenz Rap snitches, tellin’ all their business Sit in the court and be their own star witness Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I'm right here Fuck around, get the whole label set up for years, huh

[@wessteyrn7746]

Flying Machine when is the mixtape dropping bruh?!

[@SolaceMusic]

Luffy Joke It's MF Doom you normie

[@7Vooby]

Luffy Joke Head to /mu sometime nerd

[@jaydogon2342]

Flying Machine Rap Snitch Knishes from MM...Food.

[@Aeneiden]

I like how he looks at the tape like he never saw it before, 'coincidence!'