Key & Peele - Weird Playlist

When two guys take a road trip, one friend's weird and disturbing audio diary comes up on the music playlist.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.
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#KeyandPeele

[@Radioslack4741]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THEY CAN GET THROUGH SOME SKITS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE LMAO

[@notabot9181]

+Nick The pichu best song is Chum

[@Tracydot3]

+Earl Bada$$ I wonder that every time.

[@jkray8762]

ikr

[@lumpiaseverywhere]

well i'm pretty sure they put in the audio and just acted in the car in silence but I see what you mean.

[@blackvaginafinda2706]

I got your picture on my Instagram

[@mtnbikr107]

"It's too square"... One of the most brilliant twists in comedy history

[@miho5414]

what does too square mean PLS

[@azophi]

@@miho5414 lol you'd think the match is in too much of a square shape but ...

[@luckylosergames]

It isn't that special. It's pretty funny though.

[@masonscott4915]

You spoiled it

[@fujikohaze2976]

my ears hahaha

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

"Tasted my own urine today, to make sure I was still human" Because there are no other ways to check if you're human

[@lunalegion]

None that I know of.

[@lDynastyl]

There's other ways????

[@larrekato9978]

name one

[@KFC-ff6sz]

@@larrekato9978 Obviously its the feces that is the true test.

[@marcusbibb8116]

Lol

[@Forenzikproductions]

*DON’T TOUCH IT. DON’T TOUCH IT!*

[@Brian-K7]

thats what she said

[@serhat.I]

@@Brian-K7 lmao

[@gocpng4699]

Ps4 Skit

[@utkarshsahai3675]

Can't touch this

[@user-fs7ui3bf5w]

I see you everywhere-

[@hayeshilton5239]

*Has an 8 hour playlist* “Forgot that was on there”

[@superrookie7553]

it was on random, so it's probably longer than 8 hours

[@farazsaifmarwat]

fuck me...i cant stop...i got exams in 10 days

[@mrnoname297]

JustAnotherTroll Don’t think that was what he meant 😂

[@farazsaifmarwat]

@@mrnoname297 exactly.u got it

[@id5830]

😂😂😂

[@effablehoney6021]

MY RELATIVES "Oh you write? Can we see your notebook" ME:

[@Shilgne1]

Notebook: the day approaches. Terror will reign, evil will conquest and satan will rise.

[@VladGrim]

Ikr xD

[@GaladorLP]

Shit. I'll never ask somebody if i could read it if they say they write again

[@wah9490]

It be like that. The day someone reads my notebook is the day I lose my dignity

[@melonhead238]

That’s how I feel when people go though mine

[@jaredschow5513]

We going to talk about how they drove around town listening to this for 8 hours?

[@evelynvongizycki1017]

Road trip?

[@jaredschow5513]

@brandotendie driving around your town is not a road trip

[@evelynvongizycki1017]

brandotendie that’s what I meant

[@captaindusk8097]

It’s was within a playlist. Songs played in between

[@cakerbaby69]

No

[@dammit3048]

I will always love the part where Peele tries to stop it and Keegan so intensely goes "Don't touch it. Don't touch it". Would anyone react the same if they found out their was possibly something very wrong with their bestfriend?

[@KelKilimanjaro]

I’d do the same partially for this reason and partially out of morbid curiosity

[@arusha_m]

The fact that he says it's a "different Keegan" as if it's gonna make the whole thing seem normal has me dead. 😂

[@haiderchaudry3712]

LMAOOOO

[@masoodchaudry5431]

😂

[@rageraptor7127]

😂😂😂

[@kleptrep94]

Because he's not lying bruv, don't you know he's best friends with former Newcastle United manager Kevin Keegan? That's who he's referring to dude.

[@kkibela]

Fun with Geminis lol 😂

[@joshyjosh8817]

This is why they stopped making key and peele. Peele was absorbing all the life force out of Keegan

[@jessesmith-garcia5313]

Great point!

[@marcushendriksen8415]

You spoke far too soon there, buddy!

[@rayleigh8]

He absorbed most of it. Now Peele has a Hollywood career that keeps going up while Keegan keeps disappearing little by little.

[@lovleylisa2394]

𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

But it's a different Keegan, though

[@ginnykang943]

I love how we just assume they're playing characters, but at the end, it's revealed they're playing themselves, which means Jordan is just THAT weird 😂😂😂

[@j-2-da-man932]

What season and episode is this?

[@keennickolas8575]

he indeed is ...

[@PatrickEvina4891]

@@j-2-da-man932 It wasn’t part of any official season. It’s a special (bonus) episode which aired on May 19, 2013.

[@a.i5233]

Name of episode?

[@ericocypriani2308]

It explains nope

[@imgoingforawalk1693]

Just realized after watching this again years later, but Jordan's screaming is definitely because was able to get the matchstick in.

[@lasagnatheory9108]

In fact, he was trying to get it out

[@longochu8588]

Maybe the tip hit something and ignited.

[@ageegag2037]

@@longochu8588 a scale

[@mark9294]

Ohhhh

[@danax6653]

​@@lasagnatheory9108 thanks, I really didnt want to understand that, now I have to live with the image 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@zachhaywood1564]

Who else is on a Key & Peele clip marathon with virtually no end in sight?

[@Chinchillazilla54]

Yo.

[@HuggableLoveablePlushies]

Always, bro!

[@Gaetafix]

it's good shit! Unlike 9/10 garbage on youtube, K&P is gold

[@Spades_z]

I wonder if you sense how i feed off of your life force.

[@NoName-bh4pf]

Me.

[@phoqueme]

"I am beginning to see my reptilian self... i am the lizard... I AM THE LIZARD!" hahahah fucking brilliant

[@GoldphishAnimation]

I lost it at "I taste the fly on my tongue."

[@Birdboy69]

Illuminati confirmed

[@TheEJROBERTS]

+OG Bites Reptilian Brotherhood is everywhere hsssssssssssss

[@Earthstench]

I lost it there I couldn't handle it 😂😂

[@robertg8442]

LEAFYYYYY

[@NotAfraid280]

“I am the lizard, I am the lizard. I taste the bug on my tongue”

[@kobathedread]

Good source of protein. And natural too.

[@fh9061]

Like a pre cursor to tik tok transracial manifestation

[@ToyotaCamrySEv]

Dude it’s years later but I’m still in tears every time I watch this 😭

[@sbrute66]

"Peele is still the lizard."...🤣

[@heartbreakkid1966]

Imagine you book a uber and he's playing some shit like this while driving 💀

[@boozec]

That would be wild as hell!

[@PhantomAyz]

Instant 5 stars

[@jamesv337]

Fuck Uber lol

[@aliandrahartwell3597]

Straight out the window

[@primecreator5257]

Five stars

[@danielmcsween884]

I need the 3 hour unabridged version.

[@shioriroy8385]

Yes this needs to be podcast

[@FawadAli_SST]

😂😂Do share it with us when you get it.

[@bait5257]

Found?

[@DavidOnTheRoadGuitars]

Make a whole movie with this one.

[@DeezNuts-]

I can make my own one

[@jameswatts2003]

Even in a fake audio recording, peele is still the best character actor ever.

[@aaliyahmorgan8748]

they are very talented demmmmmm

[@chloer2534]

"Don't touch it, don't touch it!" My favorite part.

[@omarrochet]

They spent 8 hours listening the voice recordings. 😆

[@fillervision3]

What else is on there?!

[@mrnonsense1031]

I'd love to see the full 8 hour version. 😂😂😂😂

[@user-Tina8462]

...ummm he spent 8 hours making the voice recordings!!!🤔

[@ArtofLunatik]

his phone must hold a lot of memory.

[@alissasections]

Not only that bust stayed in the car to listen to it

[@forwhomthetacobelltolls]

“I’m beginning to see my reptilian self. I am the lizard, I am the lizard.”

[@alphagt62]

Sounds like Jim Morrison?

[@vullord666]

*Actual Deleted Scene from Spider-man*

[@Sea_bear_42]

- Mark Zuckerberg

[@samuraichamploo585]

The way he looks at him during that part lmao

[@jamesv337]

He's no eggman or walrus, though.

[@jamesmiller8909]

I have been suicidal for years haven't smiled in months I'm going through one of the hardest times in my life and key and peele still managed to make me crack a few wry ones you guys are awsome

[@chad6472]

Sorry to hear that. I’m a veteran with ptsd. Stress can be really tough. Your not alone. Good for you finding humor. I try to find it in everything.

[@ami_jaay]

Pls don't go...

[@bao664]

the same for me before...but now i'm better always smile

[@jamesmiller8909]

@@bao664 I'm working on it I just cut her out of my life so the abuse is over and I'm getting my weight up that pain never goes away I still love her so much and I wish I didn't now it's just picking myself up and moving on idk how but I'm gonna do it

[@bao664]

@@jamesmiller8909 i just break up with gf of 10 years...go to gym...learn new hobbies...diet...read book...go out for another girls...that's all i do...you have to love yourself first...nobody will

[@marsmurderer9868]

The saying "friends tell friends everything" taken to the extreme

[@teamvoldemort6114]

Day 47 of the corona virus lock down: “This is an audio journal of my experiments on my own human condition...”

[@slope.2469]

My penis....

[@cryodummy7710]

Is too square

[@SuperMarkerComicBro]

@@cryodummy7710 I understa- *What?!*

[@DanielSan1776]

That’s a good name I approve

[@Potentialaj]

🤣🤣🤣

[@oscarpines7927]

"I understa-WHAT?!" I wish I could use this as a reaction to people.

[@zogar9169]

Just say what he said

[@jordanlee7836]

I died.

[@Bee-zw9je]

You can ?

[@johnnyblocks7956]

@Александра Игнатова no

[@sowhat...]

Why can't you?

[@novakaizr]

The last part could actually just be a metaphorical way of saying you consider someone your best friend

[@reee_4067]

Different Keegan tho

[@jairolopez9734]

These guys are absolutely brilliant, not just in their writing but their delivery. Unmatched in today's world of televised comedy.

[@gerbertgavino2271]

"It's too square..." 😂

[@natashabenitez7650]

OMG 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🎶🎶🎶🤣😂🤣😂🤣 They Are Nutttttyyyy LoL 😂🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣

[@realbland]

My penis

[@pcarebear1]

Am I the only one that thought "what about splinters!!!!"😭😭🤕

[@selfishstockton6123]

errorNaN what?

[@selfishstockton6123]

Gerbert Gavino I understand

[@eternalwarrior5318]

“WTF is this” already had me

[@fdd1035]

i liked, dont touch it, dont touch it, the look on his face when he says that.

[@CookieCrumblesify]

me too!

[@wisewillow7530]

His facial expession

[@helenapreston6173]

He kept lookin over at him in Disbelief😂😂😂😂😂crying for reals

[@lindsayalisonstevens3592]

I love how Jordan Peele fully commits to being weird. He has a gift for the utterly ridiculous 😂😂😂

[@rose-ui6hk]

i like how the ending reveals they're not even playing characters

[@innk111]

"i wonder if he knows that i feed off his lifeforce" fucking died

[@pcarebear1]

holy shit...I watched this at work and I'm trying so hard not to cry laughing XD

[@yungxtsunamiyt8996]

I am the lizard,i am the lizard

[@passathequady3906]

I feel like I would try pulling that off but would crack up laughing as soon as it started!

[@rustykettle6889]

Was someone feeding off your life source?

[@themaggattack]

Rusty Kettle I see what you did there. 😅

[@bigpoof596]

I will miss you forever Key and Peele

[@princesscharming16]

it's cancelled???

[@hazyworld8626]

+Baby Anesa no, key and peele wanted to end the show.

[@rprince418]

It looks like they are going to keep making movies though, after Keanu being a success. So they are still together, just not doing the regular show anymore.

[@HaliFlame]

awesome! Check out my newest video for 2 days of good luck, subscribe for 20years, like 3 of my videos for 50 years, do all of them for 124 years!

[@mouadgranderson9618]

J_K_Win why did they end it?

[@MrDeathCell]

II mean Peele had to be a little weird to be such a good horror movie writer.

[@flatbigfoottheory8530]

I find myself coming back to this video every now and then, and I’ve gotta say it only becomes funnier the more I watch it.

[@MarzMiller]

Hahaha "Too square..."

[@pzab7022]

My penis

[@mindshuffler3332]

+pzab7022 I understand.

[@mindshuffler3332]

***** I unde-WHAT?!

[@Proff0ak]

AAAAAAAAAOOOOOHMYGODNOOOWHY, WHY WHY WHAHAHY, AH-AH-AH *pause* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWYHAAAAAAAAA, NO NO NO NO NO, STUPID STUPID STUPID!

[@Proff0ak]

***** Ohhh uhhh...Diffrent Keegan.

[@iSkeleton]

This one really needs a part 2.

[@pdot7011]

Remington absolutely correct

[@samalo2953]

yes!!

[@Rainfoxy4291]

420 likes! 👌👌👌

[@steverobinson4319]

Queen Remains yes we do

[@CanaAlyce]

With Chelsea peretti reacting.

[@wizardshark1127]

Imagine being at the stoplight next to their car and all of the sudden you hear screams coming from the cars audio as two men are staring dead ahead, stone faced as if they just committed murder.”

[@chibichan9586]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ErikBreivik]

I only watch Key’s facial expressions of horror, the entire time! Can’t get enough it it. Time to watch it again! 😂

[@leeiif]

At first I was like "weird playlist" that's me, then "HELL NO".

[@SatanIsSextingMe]

Ben Christensen you think death metal is weird?

[@SatanIsSextingMe]

Ben Christensen I don't think anyone thinks it's weird

[@CamelsHighOnCrayons]

I did it for the cat girls You obviously haven't listened to some of the weird death metals. Well, more disturbing then weird.

[@SatanIsSextingMe]

Lord Pootein oh, I have.

[@CamelsHighOnCrayons]

I did it for the cat girls I have to give it to the artists though. The titles of the albums and songs can be pretty amusing.

[@AllThatAndMore]

"I wonder how he senses how I feed off of his life force?" "Different Keegan."

[@TheOGTriumph]

Ain't No Sunshine force

[@AllThatAndMore]

You just spelled it... The same way... I did.... aliens... aliens are everywhere man.

[@TheOGTriumph]

oh shit sorry, i have this chrome extension where it changes words in text. i tried it out, on this NASA article about pluto, Pluto=Your mom. that shit was hilarious. surface of your mom has been more clear. xD

[@AllThatAndMore]

XD thank god ur not an alien... cus if u were... then that means u would be working for the government... lol

[@TheOGTriumph]

haha area 51

[@itayminster5144]

Nobody: Mark Zuckerberg: 00:45

[@jordyschnaitman250]

I love Key's microexpressions at 1:49. He goes from looking genuinely concerned to alarmed in a second lol

[@MrJarondub]

Tethered to Keegan....he’s been planning “us” for longer than we think

[@thebatman330]

oook

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

Nice analogy

[@krypticscorpion9508]

Jordan made it not Keegan

[@SemperVictor1120]

different keegan.. lmao

[@mattyboi7491]

That's not true he's using tethers in a different way than in the movie

[@elodiaravenwood2644]

i am the lizard. i am the lizard.

[@witchymama5385]

That is the moment where you go "Get the fuck out of my car!!"

[@elodiaravenwood2644]

Or you could listen to part two for some laughs

[@witchymama5385]

OMG YES!!! I reeled use omg, so you know I liked that.

[@Wasabiwarrior88]

XD

[@elodiaravenwood2644]

don't ya love it

[@deerw24walker78]

When he started screaming I lost it 🤣

[@HTaddict]

I've seen this several times. Priceless. Only this time I noticed the tape must be at least 7 hours long 🤣🤣

[@lonestar9092]

“I am so fundamentally lonely I am adrift in a different universe only Keegan tethers me to reality” maybe a hint to his movie US before he even made it

[@stephenking5852]

BLAZED FOO oh my gosh😵

[@joshuawood1436]

I think you meant hint, or allusion.

[@lonestar9092]

Joshua Wood yea lmao I couldn’t think of the word at the moment

[@joshuawood1436]

@@lonestar9092 Happens to all of us my friend.

[@justin_5631]

an indifferent universe.

[@gabeharris1890]

the blank stares as he’s screaming is priceless

[@venix2256]

AH AH AH... AHHHHHHHHEHHHHHHH

[@AbleAnderson]

Never saw this one, but I’m sitting here cracking up out loud lol. These 2 are the freakin best

[@Stephfunie89]

I keep saying "one last video" but I can't stop watching them!!! Lol

[@Moldyfries1]

I usually get tired of the constant 30 second ads...

[@drakearmstrong2078]

+Anthony Barrie I suggest adblock. I had the same problem, and now its gone.

[@TheMoonAndTheStars7]

xD me too

[@gamingwolf1023]

Broo same last night I watched these for hours there just so halarious

[@milothemarvel21302]

Same LOLXXD

[@009mzblue]

I was taking a sip of soda...and then the part with the screaming started...and I just. I fucking spit everything out.

[@jamesrowen1007]

MyLittleReverie hahahahahhahahahaha

[@Feelin2nice]

It's my favorite part of this video as well.

[@nathanlykouretzos4308]

MyLittleReverie I am the lizard... I am the lizard... I can taste the bug, on my tongue...

[@hi.1095]

this is the most uncomfortable, awkward, and the most funniest skit i've ever seen

[@chibichan9586]

😂😂😂😂😂ahahh imagine booking an Uber

[@danielasbjrnsson7500]

Every twist and turn in this skit is perfect.

[@alfaivre2990]

I dont think Keegan gets enough credit. He's great being a nut because he's so animated but he plays straight really well too. And when he cracks it makes it more rewarding

[@xquetzalo]

He's hilarious when he's straight too! I crack up when he looks over judging Peele.

[@nevaladder]

His double takes here are the best. Especially his "what" to the "too square" bit. 😂

[@ifallapart2000]

Did you write that comment not knowing he was married to a woman?

[@alfaivre2990]

@@ifallapart2000 the "straight" person in a comedy sketch or scene is the person that's acting seriously as opposed to the one making the jokes or acting in a comedic fashion. Did you write that comment not knowing that?

[@fukyoutube-]

​@@alfaivre2990 2 months later I can assume they did

[@giraffeorganic]

One man, one match stick.

[@thejester-foolofhearts5852]

One dream.

[@kevingonzalez6778]

I've read an article about a man getting a fork stuck in there

[@gokusonic92]

It was too square... hahahahahahah

[@x0nit]

And a square dick

[@redontion]

i'm not gonna lie. there is a video called 1 man 1 screwdriver on the internet. and its not pretty

[@MrJackWorse]

Every so often there's a Key & Peele sketch in my suggestions I haven't seen yet. And when I finished watching it I inevitably think that it's the best they've ever made and how I could miss that one all these years. How many frickin sketches did these mad lads make?

[@lukeanadian5187]

If this happened in real life it would be funny for awhile but after it would just make everyone super uncomfortable and confused af and I would still want to listen to it like Keegan

[@whyyes6429]

I can't stop laughing especially when he shouts

[@1970boobear]

Oh God me neither ROFL! That part had me falling off the sofa 😂😂😂

[@thelegend2645]

When he takes that little pause while laughing is funny as hell. Edit: I meant screaming.

[@whyyes6429]

I keep watching this video, it's like one of the funniest imo.

[@hollie9487]

Brother, I have found you

[@whyyes6429]

@@hollie9487 oh my god brother

[@harrycallahan5674]

"Only Keegan tethers me to reality" The concept of "US" was born.

[@justinroman6408]

wrong

[@thelonewolf7443]

Get out 👉

[@heathercalun4919]

Looking back, it wasn't really that much of a surprise he moved on to making horror movies.

[@everythingreview767]

Precisely. He moves on. He goes solo. See where he get himself into. He need keegan man. Or we gonna get even weirder movie.

[@Mo.Jo.]

@1:57 love the way he looks down at the radio lol

[@chibichan9586]

😂😂😂😂😂ikr!!!!!

[@alberichrogers443]

Hours listening to this and they both managed to survive. Awesome

[@Asoni2x]

K&P should make a movie, it would be hilarious.

[@N30FAMOUS2]

It's in the process right now, actually; google it

[@mrjoni54]

They're making a movie about Mr. Garvey from Substitute teacher

[@Asoni2x]

Nicee, thanks for the heads up.

[@TagRoss]

Sammy Sampson NOOOOOOOOOOOOICE!!!

[@Asoni2x]

TagRoss54321 Lmaoooooo.

[@HavocMythos]

Why do I get the feeling they just ended up driving past their destination and just drove around for a long time listening to this.

[@comsuondaihiep9699]

They did drove from 6pm to 2 am

[@victorm152]

@@comsuondaihiep9699 9 friggin hours?

[@the_infinexos]

@@victorm152 Actually 8

[@PhilBushay]

@@the_infinexos proof that there is some hope in our education system.

[@triggered_atheist619]

@@victorm152 "9 hours" I'm near death at this point.

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

When you drive past people, it's nice to imagine they are listening to a similar cd/tape like this.

[@jaboonewman1333]

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS" 😂😂😂😂😂 kills me everytime

[@kansascityboi81]

had me crying laughing when it started too. .These guy are Funny as hell..RealDeal Comedy.

[@vyshak4455]

Me too

[@Jaffakakes]

I WAS DYING literally sooo funny ahahaaha

[@jeff5395]

Jaboo Newman I just skipped exaclty to this part

[@lennibizzle]

the fact that the screaming is apparently only two minutes after the matchstick line is what has tears running down my cheeks 🤣😭😭

[@thesmackdragon]

lennibizzle I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed that. Like did he try it again?! Or was he just that upset that it didn’t work? 😆

[@kevinthomas522]

I replay to gather the time from the matchstick comment to the screaming....it took me to a dark but humorous place...

[@justinsparks3257]

I think he found a work around for the matchstick being too square lmao.

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

@@justinsparks3257 the matchstick wasn't the one that was too square

[@collegerebel]

Probably got a splinter in there. That's gonna get infected. Ouch.

[@ddl795]

This is the jam that I won’t never fall asleep into, will definitely keep me awake for days.

[@BatmanHaze]

So many great sketches but I have to admit this is in my top 5 😂

[@fpsransom5996]

Its too square.....

[@dr_lazer4694]

fps Ransom M-my penis.................... is to square.....

[@fightapathyordont8931]

DR_LaZer I underst WHAT?

[@fpsransom5996]

yess

[@basedtendime2]

I don't understand that part

[@fightapathyordont8931]

Kam Stephens What part?

[@hannahhemmings9235]

"I am so fundamentally lonely"....SAME.

[@runly1]

Time to make a mixed tape.

[@reyrey5259]

Is that v ...from bts ?

[@chuhaecherry8674]

army...?

[@larrycaverga7952]

@@chuhaecherry8674 let's go

[@abigailk6100]

Koreh Lawson yasss it is TaeTae.

[@MrAlexCollin]

I wanna be as high as the person who wrote this script.

[@Emma88178]

Key and Peele themselves write most of it.

[@ajp5556]

@@Emma88178 he wants to be as high as them

[@BackwoodsFilms]

High on potenuse, perhaps?

[@Zman44444]

Key always gets me on how well he can act. Bro.

[@micahwilliams1332]

“A different Keegan." How dare you lie after all of that.

[@leilooney_]

Micah Williams funny

[@adorablegirl1559]

Hahahaha

[@gamagoori]

this skit really couldve been longer. it's pure gold

[@Truzakar]

gamagoori they ran out of gas

[@mrusurped5597]

It being short is what makes it good in my opinion😂

[@clj6448]

This made me realise that my playlist is not actually that weird

[@lanatsif]

I've binged K&P many many times and only today i find this?? I'm confused but also happy

[@modernmarvel]

I laughed myself to tears because I am sure there are people like that out there.

[@naijaboygangsta]

modernmarvel lol true

[@TheElmagnifico20]

modernmarvel There are people out there with square penises?

[@andollio1337]

modernmarvel There are, lots of them. I looked up some "reptillian" videos and there's actually a shitload of nutjobs who believe reptile aliens control the world, it's fucking sad.

[@andollio1337]

modernmarvel There are, lots of them. I looked up some "reptillian" videos and there's actually a shitload of nutjobs who believe reptile aliens control the world, it's fucking sad.

[@Kane21215]

+andollio1337 You wanna know what else is sad? Double posting.

[@perigrin6]

Is it fucked up that I want to do this to someone on a road trip. Record random messed up stuff and "accidentally" play it one day... Yeah I probably shouldn't

[@eelexa]

If I did this to my best friend as a joke she would totally get it. That's how you know you're supposed to be friends. You could use it as an elimination process. Whoever thinks it's funny stays. :P

[@DetectiveHootjustcallmeNathan]

do that sounds priceless XD

[@perigrin6]

I am going to try. I will work with some of the material if you guys/gals post it in the comments. I just cant come up with enough that is tastefully insane.

[@melloweyes4444]

Ryan "Raucous Hearthstone" "To achieve the standard of ultimate indifference whilst talking about masturbation in public, I've started imagining ghosts watching me furiously ravage myself whenever I'm rock hard and french tickling my butt. Sometimes I think that those ghosts are applauding for an encore after releasing my man milk into the empty space of pleasure and regret. If life is full of pleasure and regret, and my semen also comes from pleasure and regret, does that mean that masturbation is the equivalent of life and the universe itself? If the result of this procedure is successful, does this also result in indifference to my life and existence? This pondering has taught me a valuable lesson: masturbation and life are one and the same, apathetic after being beat off repeatedly." Was that strange enough? I hope it was ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

[@khalidsparrow101]

Ryan "Raucous Hearthstone" i am still waiting

[@mercedeslynn78]

This is a real test of friendship - can you really truly accept someone in their weakest moment? It’s a thinker….

[@noelv1976]

Well said

[@HavenBabin]

This is still one of my favorite key and peeled of all time

[@ayyub9855]

i am the lizard, i am the lizard

[@sadbeautifultragic13]

lmfao

[@thatchimichangawhoneedssom3148]

HISSSSSSSSSS!!!

[@russ_bus4269]

I taste the bug my tounge

[@OnTopOfHizGame]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@geodeo5038]

I am ur 666th liker

[@FlyingWolfWings]

"Don't touch it. Don't touch it."

[@Jimbro0o0o0]

Peele: "I gotta be honest Keegan, I was high on potenuse when I made this playlist."

[@smritigupta4994]

Man i love Keegan. He is just so so so brilliant 😊

[@AndreaFMS100]

“I under- WHAT?” kills me every single time.

[@JA-jb4ti]

Ikr!!!

[@CateB9]

I love this metaphor of when we share music with friends. Our playlists show so much of our personality. I always get a little anxiety when sharing my tastes in music with a new friend. It feels so personal and I worry if they will look down on me or come to judgements for my tastes in music. When my favorite song comes on I wonder if they feel it in their soul the same way that I felt it the first time I heard it. And a rejection of the song would feel like the rejection of my entire being. I feel our friend’s pain as his best friend harshly judges his most private thoughts and feelings.

[@stratobungle]

Oh, man - I feel ya on this issue - it's gotten to where I usually don't play my favorite songs for new people until they've made it clear they like at least some of what I do... it hurts so bad when a fave track is played for a friend and you see that deer-in-the-headlights look, like you just know they hate it, and you're so enthusiastic about it, like a damn puppydog - and they don't know how to let you down easy!

[@KumaBean]

If people seriously judge you or belittle you for the music you listen to, they're not your friends. 🤜🤛

[@jimicmore1895]

You just want them to like it, like you, kinda dissed when they dont, just a bit, still your fav though ✌

[@carlosh4854]

I just play rap when I’m around fellas and rnb when I’m with a female and both when it’s a group of us

[@05dal]

Omg, same feeling!!! I thought I was the only one. Lol.

[@tugsman5]

I don't know why I love this so much, just found it. Possibly because it reminds me of something I might do...and DEFINITELY would force my friend to keep it on if it was theirs, lmfao

[@ArtyMerchant]

I've watched so many K&P sketches that I can picture Jordan perfectly when the screaming part is playing. 🤣

[@justal5770]

1:23 - I think the matchstick finally got in. The "STUPID STUPID STUPID" part was him trying to get it out. XDDD

[@muhammadsmith5792]

No it was Kofi Kingston yelling at Randy Orton

[@carybeweary7209]

@@muhammadsmith5792 👍

[@aljond941]

@@muhammadsmith5792 😂😂

[@vesse007]

Too square

[@dandcc9192]

1:10 is it me or was Keegan about to say "how about toothpicks (instead)?"

[@Kinobambino]

"I'm beginning to see my reptillian self.....i am the lizard. I am the lizard"😂😂

[@Kinobambino]

❤you legend

[@katelynlittleton4510]

I taste the bug on my tongue

[@shawneil14]

This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time

[@mounirmohammed-xu8fi]

Trying not to laugh at Key&Peele skits while at work is impossible

[@snoopfox5083]

The screaming part is were I died.

[@MoodyMichaelj]

too square . 😬

[@angelab1147]

Snoop Fox me too the screaming 😅😅😆

[@guahangamer00671]

Everyone did

[@adampolanco1646]

Snoop Fox same

[@abashedsanctimony154]

Li Enyang that's a masonic ritual of celebs jerking off ( Tupac) In the barf tub

[@broderickmedical]

lmao i am the lizard.. i am the lizard.

[@Soveryverytrue]

I taste the bug, on my tongue.

[@user-my1bf7ec1j]

+GenericLetsPlayer 42 I want to fulfill this commitment but the matchstick won't fit in my penis.

[@irishemogirl6720]

I taste the bug on my tongue. I'M DYING.😂

[@richardquinto477]

HAHAHA!

[@irishemogirl6720]

GenericLetsPlayer 42 Very considerate of him. LOL😁

[@emorydaniel9084]

You see, this is why I don't ever ask my friends to open up about their feelings... things can get weird

[@richardzungu2447]

One of the best skits ever!

[@BlackFireGeisha]

This is such an underrated skit, it deserves to be up there with Substitute Teacher and the East West Bowl skits

[@thinblacknoodles]

And "SLAP ASS!!!!"

[@wbb-si6wl]

What about two church ladies

[@thinblacknoodles]

@sbcontt YT funny AF though 😭

[@thinblacknoodles]

@@wbb-si6wl actually that was dark and funny, growing up in church see lots of old ladies like that we forget they were once young

[@fahdabdulrahman7932]

Substitute teacher isn’t that great

[@JuninhoTrick]

Man I forgot how addicted I was to Key & Peele.

[@dap0466]

Wallace Il same now I can't stop watching

[@henrygonzalez618]

Lockett me too, I used to be addicted to key and peele and still am...

[@goncalonuno3024]

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