Nobody Wants to Help You Move - Key & Peele

A woman’s boyfriend panics when she asks him for help moving apartments.
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[@bobsmith-xp2hb]

I tried to get out of moving my girlfriend's stuff, now we're married. CONSEQUENCES.

[@mr.l8723]

bob smith Oh my god, are you ok!?!😨

[@westernyay1701]

bob smith I got hit by all keys of the piano CONSEQUENCES

[@m.daniellagreen9856]

bob smith 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@westernyay1701]

deadcool 2 I see what you did there

[@haywoodjblome4768]

You have the most generic name I've ever seen

[@jazz39468]

Finding a key and peele video you haven’t watched is like finding a 20 dollar bill in your pocket.

[@__-kb9no]

Or a little weed nugget in between my couch!!

[@Potter5757]

Erwinn Garrett honestly I get even more excited by key and Peele

[@zombi05]

You're telling the truth. Where is Maury when you need him?

[@toddrules111]

I hadnt seen this one yet.

[@InternalxHD]

facts

[@IncredibleStan]

People who own pickup trucks need to be very careful with who they make friends with

[@504westside9]

😂🤣😂

[@maroonblood151]

I’ve said this before to friends 😂

[@Modernhumanbeing]

I hear that

[@ajohndaeal-asad6731]

Bruh facts

[@omgitsabean15]

Easy, just other truck owners

[@kobbey21]

When someone ask "What are you doing this Saturday?" Me: that depends on why you are asking

[@britjazpena5831]

😂

[@GaganSingh-nx2yv]

Very busy sleeping.

[@irocitZ]

I'm definitely not looking for an accidental lifetime of back pain.

[@irocitZ]

@@GaganSingh-nx2yv yes, extremely busy sleeping...ha.

[@gamebearing5764]

That is my legit response

[@user-wn5dm6ku5i]

Peele's make-up is crazy. Didn't even recognize him.

[@NATEDIZZLES813]

That’s not Peele

[@user-wn5dm6ku5i]

Nate Manley r/woooosh

[@earthangel6858]

@@user-wn5dm6ku5i lol...good one

[@natecochrane93]

@@NATEDIZZLES813 how have you even made it this far in life?

[@NATEDIZZLES813]

Nate Cochrane Ummm..... by waking up every morning.

[@Idontknow-xy7bc]

I feel like I’ve seen this, but at the same time I feel like I haven’t

[@myxos]

They're reuploading videos from Comedy Central to K&P's own channel

[@716calvin]

I dont know lol same

[@flusterative795]

That's exactly how I feel, even the title seems familiar but I just cannot remember watching it. So weird.

[@sambalgoreng]

RHETT AND LINK JUST BEING HONEST SONG!!!!!

[@yaboinellz0804]

Or u just been threw this an your just now realizing it lol

[@borisquince6302]

When he changed from 12 hrs to 48 hrs, I died 😂😂😂😂

[@DuuuvalTWD]

Lmfao gold

[@niko-800]

Boris Quince if you died how did you comment?

[@wisdom984]

@@niko-800 lmao idiot

[@drfauci9103]

Hilarious!!

[@KarthikNagarajan]

Rest in peace

[@lhenderson4926]

Plot twist: she was never moving, she just wanted him to paint the apartment

[@chrisrobinson8339]

He's not going to paint that apartment either. 😆

[@anemicsilence]

@@chrisrobinson8339 🤣👍

[@reversetyronemagnus1715]

And/or propose

[@pavlovsunhappydog]

The paint is for his appartment, She's already moved in, she never had an appartment..the mans finished.

[@TJCID22]

@@pavlovsunhappydog And that is why you shouldn't get married.

[@jjmah7]

At this point in my life honestly I’d rather chip in and help pay for movers than actually help someone move.

[@ministerc9513]

Yes! It's like an airport run... I'll just pay for an Uber for you.

[@Merknilash]

Friends don’t ask friends to help them move after the age of 30

[@gcord21]

I think my friend move 3-4 times. After the last move, I told him to hire some movers, haha. It was getting old real quick.

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

i've had back surgery. i never have to help anyone move every again!! :)

[@kahlildunn9022]

Facts! I hate moving MY OWN FAMILY'S SHIT.

[@MelvinMansoor]

I have a truck. When people mention moving altogether, I remove myself from their life until they are done.

[@luckiestcharm]

Melvin Mansoor 😂😂😂😂

[@mhDarkWolf]

This is why I'm scared of getting another truck

[@R1Flem]

Same

[@Samsung-ky2zf]

What a bitch

[@YNTGUNS]

Fuck i loved my my old truck, but i hated always having to mive ppls shit lol. Always asking fir something

[@CupOfTae_SugaKookies_Sprite]

You know it's serious when you don't eat the cherry pie.

[@stormwatcher59]

That pie looks so good!!!

[@corbinfobbs6409]

Didn't even take a bite

[@antondw7905]

Can't even enjoy a piece of pie without this b!*

[@lequeen737]

Riiiight😂 my fat ass was like "nigga...................you better EAT that pie!!!!

[@robertjones8260]

I’d eat HER pie every day and twice on Sundays.

[@liniquedavids1490]

"I am so sorry, that I didn't plan my emotional turmoil, around your move." The indignation 😭

[@HamburgerMolester]

I think we've all used a bs line like that at some point or another in our lives 😂

[@bryanf6638]

Where do these new ones keep coming from? It's like Tupac keeps releasing another album!

[@depohoudini7080]

It’s not new

[@Chris-vi5di]

Its cuz these were on comedy central tv show but not the KZbin channel

[@DocHalliday]

"Rest in peace, Tupac!" "I will..."

[@757rell]

This shit old your dumb

[@RightWingRadioShow]

Imagine if you watched chappelle show clips on youtube but never watched yhe show. Then you wonder why youve never seen half of it.

[@deathinshibuya3196]

HER NAME IS CLAIRE. CLAIRE WAS THE NAME OF THE GIRL FROM THE PIZZA ORDER SKIT

[@richj24]

Yo

[@richj24]

DESTINY

[@guinevereinthefield176]

Sung-Hoon Kim CONSEQUENCES 🤣

[@Bagelking3900]

It all comes together

[@pickedupapencil]

Also, they mention Claire in the 'Megan, Come Back' skit.

[@omgwtfpewpewlzrbmz]

Friend: I’m moving next month Me: Oh no, I’ll be out of town all month

[@reapersouls6769]

(Me: start crying 😭 im gonna be in the hospital for the next few weeks.) me: walks in my house shoots myself in the gut. Bang! bang! (Guy: you could always just said no.

[@elgayetas]

Or you can stop being a little bitch ass, and tell your friends you can't do it because you are not their personal mover company

[@shanenolan85]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@orbsorbs8465]

elgayetas jokes are fun aren’t they? Or at least, they would be if you weren’t such a dimwit of a human being who ignores all aspects of a joke just to insult someone because you can’t tell when people are actually being serious or not

[@BaldMancTwat]

@@orbsorbs8465 You missed the joke. Irony.

[@aaronn6725]

These guys are so unbelievably good at what they do. The world is now seeing Jordan and his amazing potential but I feel like Key is still not getting the recognition he deserves. My absolute favorite comedians. I watch these guys at least once a day

[@danielle358]

Right

[@silkoth69]

No... key is good but no where near as good as Key and Peele fans claim.

[@budzmckenzie6606]

Key gets a lot of roles and cameos in both serious and comedy movies. Just look up all of the projects he’s been apart of in like the past 5 years

[@transcendcapitalism]

i totally agree - key is such an amazing actor. he's truly incredible. i want him to win an oscar

[@krultorwaru121]

I still dont know which one is which xd

[@jrjr3082]

The moment when you realize the sex aint good enff to slip a disk moving a fridge

[@SF-li9kh]

Yyyyupp !!

[@alessandrofiguccio7192]

😂😂😂😂😭 this one got me

[@karong7017]

Must be worst for women. Likely, faking it the entire relationship. All he's good for is moving boxing and furniture. 🤗🤗

[@burgerbandit3646]

@@karong7017 Lmao, you mad bro?

[@goldenstandard187]

Jr jr lol

[@TheN8HN]

Looks like the guy from the pizza place finally got together with Claire after all. What a love story

[@amiqai]

Oh fu*king hell yeah!!

[@isabelmartin8427]

Exactly what I was thinking!

[@EasyCure0]

She made a full recovery from falling out that window. Wendell must be so happy.

[@Nick-zp6wm]

Bro why would you say some insensitive shit like that? Really wtf is wrong with you? Claire died, She was shot in the neck! May she rest peacefully.

[@sammmmm812]

AHHHHH I LOVE THIS

[@omarimccall3304]

Then we'll move on Sunda- 48 HOURS 😂😂

[@chiefRaho]

😹

[@marvinmj7075]

That’s the funniest part

[@SKULFRAKproDukshunz]

@@marvinmj7075 right

[@cza5897]

*Then

[@jjharrison6895]

"I dont know what I was THINKING..."

[@theraptor8096]

"12 hours" "ok move tomorrow" "48 hours didnt know what i was thinking"

[@user__214]

you're not even quoting it right

[@Manthis]

Peele looks perfect as his girlfriend, I couldn't even tell that there was makeup uwu that's a lot of likes

[@klynch572]

Your comment doesn't make sense

[@seraphimweepforme]

klynch572 the joke flew right over your head bud

[@babiesfordinner9338]

klynch572 r/woosh

[@allawy]

nioni Or, y'know, the joke wasn't even remotely funny lol.

[@lingling3626]

@@allawy but it was though?

[@seplentins6363]

A K&P video I haven't watched yet....Ahhhhh ♥️

[@RightWingRadioShow]

Could also just watch their tv show but w/e.

[@krishaungreen4647]

I clicked it immediately it was so refreshing to see

[@wisewisdomtooth]

@@RightWingRadioShow u gonna buy it for me then?

[@FoshoTheOne]

Dude already tryna find a way to get out of painting that apartment 🤣

[@icemanjr.5819]

FoshoGotFlow 😂 😂 😂 and gonna say thats what bfs do even though he just proposed

[@joshbrock7917]

IceMan jr. exactly! He should’ve said that’s what husbands do

[@DragonBlack199]

She didn’t even say yes she just jacked the ring 😂

[@chinoparatodo]

Man is prepared with a ring in his pocket at all times

[@Monjoo]

Sometimes gold, sometimes rubber

[@giri]

underrated comment 💀

[@Crazybutter722]

If you ask your friend with a truck to help you move you owe him a tank of gas/diesel and a 30 pack of his favorite beer. No exceptions it’s even in bro code

[@travisharris4351]

Lol, Crazy Butter72 that's the old bro code. it needs to be updated!

[@ElRey96]

A year ago when my friend helped me move I we drank a 6 pack that was in my fridge and I payed for our lunch, tried paying him after we were done, and he said “put that away man what are friends for?” It’s bro code.

[@IsaiahINRI]

@Rahr thats a really nice thing to do but i fear you may only have friends because they get stuff out of it, i know i have had many friends like that

[@kaivickers166]

I thought the code was pizza and beer/soda. No?

[@onkelpappkov2666]

@@IsaiahINRI I used to think friendship was magical and transcended the laws of the natural world but in hindsight, that was because I was dumb as shit. Friends are people in your vicinity who benefit from benefiting you. If you don't reward your friends with anything, you're kind of a bad friend. If a friend helps you and you give him a dry handshake and send him home, that guy won't help you forever.

[@Leggooo]

This is why chicks always have that one guy friend...... the one thats willing to rupture a spleen man handling a washer just for a hug 😂

[@galaxy5saskue]

R/niceguys

[@blakeharris58]

I was that guy. Worst story, bitch had me help assemble a bed... Then rushed me out the door because another guy was on the way to fuck her in it.

[@blakeharris58]

@Noble6 damn. 👊🏾

[@ThatGuy-en2nn]

@@blakeharris58 lmfao that's tuff. It's not funny, but It's so messed up that it kinda is.

[@blakeharris58]

@@ThatGuy-en2nn I laugh now because I'm happily married. I cried into a blunt then because I was lonely and single.

[@CDolph296]

It's the alternate universe where the pizza man actually ends up with Claire

[@Sundance_Kid21]

I hit that, sexually

[@realfreedomofspeech]

Face like a 4

[@sunset3250]

This comment made my day

[@vedrathmurthy703]

Damn bruh

[@fortunaterooster_9882]

That’s great

[@GabenotGabby]

My college boyfriend literally broke up with me to avoid helping me move... this is triggering LMAO

[@xGSxAmAZyn]

are you sure that is the reason whyyyyyy... orrrrrrr uhhhhh hmm

[@juniorjames7076]

In my early 20s I enjoyed helping friends or friends of friends move- great physical activity and actually fun. By late 20s/early 30s, eff that crap, man. One bad lift and you can seriously injure your back or spine, and for WHAT?!? Age changes your attitude about some things real quick

[@sanjayw9878]

@@juniorjames7076 I did moving for closer to 4 years starting at the age 22, I'm 29 now and I do have issues with my back. That strain aged it, I need constant work on it from my wife and no one else my age complains about back issues..

[@juniorjames7076]

@@sanjayw9878 I'm very sorry to hear that! Actually almost EVERYBODY I know who is over 28 has some back, knee, or leg problems due to: 1) intensive competitive sports activities since early childhood that eventually took their toll, 2) bad lifting habits and careless form when doing physical labor making them vulnerable to injuries 3) gaining weight and not staying in shape. Some of my friends who used to be "alpha athletes" are now in bad shape (torn muscle here, pulled muscle there, broke ankle here) because they were in denial about getting old tried to play basketball or rugby at 31 like they were still 21!! My best friend broke his leg by doing something stupid on the basketball court, he though he was still 18 years old! I switched to tennis and indoor rockclimbing when I realized my body can't do what i want it to do anymore. Stay healthy and safe!!

[@sanjayw9878]

@@juniorjames7076 Thanks man, I realized things were changing after 26. I feel my knees and my back now lol and I like your idea of rock climbing, that's something to consider and I live in phoenix we have everything you could think of here. But Jesus I can't believe your friend somehow broke his damn leg just from basketball lmfao doing some silly young kid shit hahahahaha Thanks for the advice btw

[@SonOfATL]

This is also how it works when you're the friend with a truck.

[@hynori1819]

one of the time that you wish you didn't have a truck.

[@mcgriddle552]

Well if you're like most friends with a truck you usually never come through

[@nanjacks913]

Exactly 😆😁😄😄

[@ceazinfinity9287]

@@mcgriddle552 lmaooo

[@Microphonecheckher]

LOL why do you all buy trucks then?!!! Especially you flatbed truck owners.

[@nomad2768]

My back always magically hurts me whenever my friends are moving out.

[@JakeBritton94]

@L F gosh darn man calm down, I doubt he was fudging serious. No need to get so worked up over a KZbin comment

[@BrokenNoah]

@@JakeBritton94 One of those days probably

[@Living_Legacy]

@L F I agree with you to some degree but you didn't need to call him out like that lol he might have been joking but if he was serious then people like them will never have good friends because they aren't good friends themselves

[@abudabisas]

@L F ye not gonna be slave for some materialistic bullshit, when i move i have a backpack and laptop, so no i not understand need for fucking 500kg oak table

[@mabaws1254]

@L F Ironically you sound like the shithead in this case. Lots of shitheads like you these days

[@justanant9385]

Key: I didn’t help my girlfriend move, right after I left a grand piano fell on my head... *CONSEQUENCES*

[@MyraMonique]

Just an ant 😂😂😂

[@palladium607]

Lmao

[@Anne-ll2eh]

Lolllllllll

[@yumadapaka]

Did you get 88 concussions?

[@chicoti3]

@@yumadapaka one for each key

[@neosname1074]

*drastically* "... and I don't need time apart, because we're perfect together" *proposes* 🤣🤣🤣

[@adamtukaczynski8622]

Girl: Can you help me pack this Saturday at 3:00 Boy: oh sorry i have a business meeting Girl: Sorry I meant Wednesday Boy: It’s a 7 day meeting

[@walterwhite4826]

Nice two comments 4 mins apart...

[@adamtukaczynski8622]

Walter White ahh shit didn’t know I wasn’t allowed to comment twice in one video... my bad

[@ibieiniid4240]

Can you help me move? I'm busy that day I didn't even say which day yet

[@StefunnyStrange]

Walter White Uh-oh, the comments police 🚔 is in the building.

[@idrissahmat498]

😂😂😂😂

[@NayyarShaikh]

FINALLY!!!!! A Key & Peele Sketch I haven't watched! 😍😍😍

[@masterpopeyoda3290]

Yes.

[@javiergomez5671]

That’s rare my friend

[@phamthixuannga1337]

Me too :)))

[@WinterLoveSpirit]

ITS A DAY OLD THATS WHY

[@gio-mz3ty]

Lynn Alexander nah they repost all the old ones so they get put in everyone’s recommendations cuz they haven’t watched it yet

[@joelreagan5519]

“Just one key&peele video before sleep.” I said. 7 hrs ago.

[@dustincupples7735]

KZbin is a dangerous place to visit before sleep

[@reyjeff4297]

That is me all the way. Wish I wasn’t so addicted.

[@Replydickhead]

We’ve all been there !

[@terrierqueen4091]

Yo! Right here!

[@joshuafilms2023]

Damn my bath water got cold.

[@siddykay8434]

She made up the whole moving out thing to get him to propose. He got done

[@pavlovsunhappydog]

Yep, and the paint is for his appartment, She's already moved in, she never had an appartment..the mans finished.

[@regal2424]

@@pavlovsunhappydog wdym finished lol

[@yannik_raiss]

Key low-key looks like a skinny af version of Dwayne Johnson in this sketch. Something about his facial expression and eyebrow action idk

[@JoshuaCastillo6309]

So I guess that makes Key "The Pebble."

[@teratesla]

Especially at 2:07

[@Arkayjiya]

@@JoshuaCastillo6309 Took me a few seconds to get that one xD

[@TheJofrica]

@@teratesla Haha yeah

[@thatsthat2612]

I see it

[@usykthegoat]

He said '48 hours' so quick. I can't. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BrooklynBabyyDuhh]

Key and Peele upload My finger:I am speed (Edit) Alright!!! So many likes thanks

[@jjlatinopedia]

My finger feels the same about my gf.

[@King-xr9lx]

Finger: Gotta go fast.

[@stayfrosty6290]

Francesco Bernoulli: (Laughs) "What was that, McQueen?"

[@lonejedi9175]

My finger went ultra instinct!

[@kentiastrickland2556]

I love this comment so much.

[@nabii5951]

"BABE... ALL I NEED ARE TWELVE HOURS." "Fine, we're moving on Sunday." "48 HOURS! WHAT WAS I THINKING?"

[@docbarlow240]

Dude straight up turned into a monster once that relationship involved work.

[@magnificenttruthseekingque403]

Doc Barlow like that’s most men in general I swear

[@SHrepairs]

Working on bish problems

[@magikal_oz9872]

But he proposed so at least he’s committed to only making her life harder

[@BaldMancTwat]

@@magnificenttruthseekingque403 Sorry that men just don't want to deal with YOUR problems.

[@magnificenttruthseekingque403]

You are an NPC, please reply I don’t want a man to deal with my issue or problem but what wrong with helping with a solution

[@boring5357]

This how I feel when my own family ask me to do shit that I didn't even plan on doing.

[@samuelr.6046]

You live with them so it's your problem too. Or they could throw your stuff in the garbage for not helping. Unless I'm making assumptions about you living with them.

[@boring5357]

@@samuelr.6046 You act like it's by choice.

[@ceazinfinity9287]

@@boring5357 not by choice but it's a compromise you have to make because you are under their roof. We've all been there bruh 😭😭. At least you aren't paying 1200 a month for a small studio. My pockets are screaming help lol

[@boring5357]

@@ceazinfinity9287 Again not by choice. A compromise is a choice.

[@johndowe7003]

@@ceazinfinity9287 move somewhere else thn

[@TheDesperateArtist]

Peele has finally brought his acting-as-a-woman to ultimate perfection

[@MikeBrownLegend]

He was totally Channeling his inner Neil DeGrasse Tyson's wife in this episode 😂

[@a.m.e]

Key: babe, all I'm asking for is 12 lousy hours this Saturday Claire: ok fine, we'll move on Sunday Key: 48 hours LOL

[@nanjacks913]

Hilarious🤣🤣😹😆

[@gbeepee9995]

This is actually the best showcase of gaslighting I’ve ever seen

[@freddychopin]

thatsthejoke.jpg

[@timmberr3572]

theres is so many things in here wrapped together lol. Narcissism (gaslighting) Feminism (boyfriends pay for rent? how about equality?)

[@MrNinjaone1]

@@freddychopin bro wtf is wrong with you

[@MrNinjaone1]

@@timmberr3572 wtf are u talking about boyfriend is paying for rent ? also feminism is literally about equality, wtf are you trying to say

[@vaniathomas8859]

How about the emotional manipulation this has Narcissism written all over it 😔

[@CrownSlayer]

That ending totally caught me off guard. Of course K&P make the best skits.

[@gandalfstormcloud7514]

They're good but Monty python is all time funniest.

[@Jeremy-jm3fe]

@@gandalfstormcloud7514 The Spanish Inquisition caught me off guard too

[@gandalfstormcloud7514]

@@Jeremy-jm3fe Ni!

[@zabekhan9109]

What about long beach Griffey yall missin out

[@gandalfstormcloud7514]

@AC2 I was a big fan but his skits just don't seem funny anymore. His stand up's still hilarious.

[@DaveLugo79]

Okay, so what would you rather: Help your girlfriend move all her stuff on Saturday, or have to take Meeghan to the mall?

[@katyungodly]

Definitely move girlfriends stuff, Meeghan is a disgusting person I couldnt survive around her lol

[@BROSoftheFU]

All I need is 12 lousy hours on Saturday. Fine, we’ll move on Sunday 48 hours. 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@eleSDSU]

The timing was awesome.

[@deepwaterblessing3]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ghostyfrost9688]

LMFAO so hilaroius

[@tonsixxx4152]

You got me ALLLLLL confused 🤣

[@thafloatinggoat]

I had to pause video I was laughing so hard at that part 😂

[@Jere616]

Helping someone move is one of the requirements for becoming a Roman Catholic saint.

[@uglynakedguy6497]

@@ericb.1384 *hol'up*

[@Solisium-Channel]

Good thing we know that the pope is the devil and all he says is crap

[@taediumvitae1984]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kelroy2121]

Do we get a free pass into heaven?? I just did that like last week

[@truffle6082]

@@uglynakedguy6497 😄😄😄

[@silverarrow3605]

I’m not first I’m not last but when Key and Peele upload _I click fast_

[@krishaungreen4647]

Crazy right it's like they own us in a sense got us eating out there hand for scraps

[@emorydaniel9084]

Don’t ride a trike Hit a spike This makes no sense Screw it, take my like

[@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526]

I love helping my friends move. You get free pizza, AND you get to keep any junk they don't want to bring with them! Got a 50 inch TV that way once.

[@cheshirecynic4524]

Ditto! Last time I helped someone move, I got a free poker table and an SM58! The time before that, I got a fire pit and gardening supplies! It also gives me a chance to show off my wicked Tetris skills, and it makes people I care about happy. 10/10, will help family and friends move again.

[@notrend_]

LIES ALL LIES YOU GUYS JUST NEED HELP MOVING. CON ARTIST YOU NEED TO BE ARRESTED

[@Emokid4355]

Ha. The real joke is that the landlord didn’t raise rent. When has that ever happened?

[@gomcocramp]

W3 The Dreamrz he's bangin her

[@ladyliberation3852]

In one episode on the sitcom "Martin"

[@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist]

Some landlords dont, as it can be more feasible to keep good tenants, that you dont want to lose, or price out, as it is a guaranteed steady income, now when those tenants leave, its reasonable to raise your prices to match market value.

[@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist]

Joshua Perez Why did the Landlord evict you for your father asking for a raise?

[@mmmcounts]

My gf has been living at the same place for over 10 years and rent has gone up twice. It's still lower than most other places in the area though. That's the thing when your starting point is as low as you can feasibly go.

[@zetanta8490]

Dude Im the same, every time someone is moving I vanish off the face of the earth😂

[@hitokiribattousai7703]

Lmfao!!! Same

[@samuelr.6046]

Just call a mover they are really aren't that expensive.

[@krmlo2689]

Fuck yeah cuz when you need to move no one wants or can help you move even if you have helped them move in the past fuck that friends are basically infectious diseases to me when it comes to moving I avoid them at all cost

[@omaraly5128]

Key: “All I’m asking for is 12 lousy hours this Saturday” Gf: “Okay fine, we’ll move on Sund-“ Key: “48 hours”

[@PoopLoopSoup]

Read this as it was playing the part lol

[@pheubuselectric7893]

*gonna repeat the lines in the comment section of the video to get a bunch of shitty likes and live life with dignity*

[@corey3642]

Yes. We all watched the video.

[@darksharxz]

Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheSpacemanjoe]

Whats even worse is when you own a truck and even people who aren't your girlfriend volunteer you to help move.

[@fahmimansor]

"All I'm asking is 12 lousy hours this Saturday" "OK fine! We'll move on Sunday" "48 hours" I died.

[@whatisjoedoing]

Key and Peele is the Tupac of sketch comedy. How are there still episodes dropping?

[@beyblader460]

An Dave chappelle is the B.I.G

[@F4billionyearzag0]

I'm pretty sure these are old episodes

[@Casius06]

@@F4billionyearzag0 Weren't 2pac's song old as well? It is a great analogy

[@F4billionyearzag0]

@@Casius06 I don't believe that it is. 2pac supposedly recorded a million songs or a gang of albums right before he died. And his mom, family or record label have been releasing his material posthumously. I'm pretty sure all of these skits from Key & Peel were originally recorded and aired during the shows run from 2012-15. And were seen by people who actually watched the show during that time period. So no I'm sorry I don't think the analogy fits this here 🤷‍♂️

[@Casius06]

Well, It works for me, I Will not look so far into It, you are right tho, but I Will simply enjoy that It works for me and leave It like that

[@sanjayw9878]

Ive done "professional" moving for years and it really is tough work, just need to say it, but if you ever have your friends help you move you should really throw them some cash. It's such a huge time investment, high energy, going hard all day... No one should do it for free it really sucks lol

[@IN_GODS_iTRUST]

Sanjay W straight up man,

[@Ms9mmBeretta]

One time I ordered a pizza for dinner friend that helped me move. I think they were low-key disappointed, until they had a slice. They wouldn't shut up about how good the pizza was and where could they get it. The pizza was so good, it changed their attitudes. I say all that to say this: if you can't pay your friends to help you move, make sure you feed them well. It will be all the same to them.

[@sanjayw9878]

@@Ms9mmBeretta You did the right thing

[@abouttime2569]

Just treat them with a meal and make sure you help your friend when he is moving. We help each other when in need.

[@DragonBlack199]

I mean yeah it’s a pain in the ass and they’re taking their time to help you out so they deserve a little something for their troubles

[@TeaAtTwo2]

This was too far-fetched: A landlord stopping a rent rise to keep a current tenant happy.

[@PinkLaptop]

He might not find a reliable easy going tenant.

[@wlacroix10]

I hate to be that commenter but it happened to me. Landlord lowered the rent too because I was a good quiet tenant. I stayed and didn’t move. Loss my deposit from the new place but it was worth the lowered rent😁😁😁

[@kobe51]

@@wlacroix10 It happens, just very rarely...

[@sanjayw9878]

Yeah I lived in the same spot for 3 years and they raised the rent after each year lmao despite me never being late and being a good tenant. It's bs

[@evelynvongizycki1017]

That happened me but years ago

[@wparo]

Not seen this one before. So happy

[@mohammed9032]

@@YBehri lmao me too

[@Magyarleanzo]

I didn’t want to be the 666 person to thumbs up this so here 👍🏽

[@abdeltube772]

They could've let Peele play the girl, that would've been hilarious

[@ahmedelshamy5098]

AbdelTube they did!

[@lillatravius1106]

@@ahmedelshamy5098 lmao dum fuk

[@margaritam.9118]

You can’t say no to Meeghan!

[@Redridge07]

@Abdeltube …. I absolutely hate when guys play girl parts, not funny and not believable

[@fbi1319]

Redridge07 I absolutely hate when girls play guy parts. So not funny and not believable.

[@kyerreh]

Plot twist: Jordan peele is the landlord so technically he was in this skit

[@punxOiOi13]

Kyerre Howard waow clever sick plot twist totally changes the whole story

[@kyerreh]

Gtfo my comments with that sarcasm cause I didn’t do nothing to you🤷🏽‍♂️

[@punxOiOi13]

Kyerre Howard my bad bro lol sorry

[@jaredl9478]

Kyerre Howard snowflake

[@13tuyuti]

Actually his part was the hardest because he needed to send that text at exactly the right time. Pure timing genius...

[@Knight_ISL]

The second I heard “moving on my own” I yelled “KEEGAN, GET OUT OF THERE”!!!!

[@hakim6158]

Call a mover. It's not as expensive as you think it is. Look at me. Call. A. Mover. Always.

[@MrMGR1986]

It’s really not, especially if you pack everything yourself and have it ready to go out the door

[@kevo300]

90% of people never prepare for shit, so your right in that part

[@fergalharte]

Pssst, hey, Hakim! Sorry to bother you but I just had to pass on an important message: this is a sketch, meaning that it's a joke not to be taken seriously. Alright, that was it! Have a good day now!

[@sanctusignis9746]

After self moving myself bc I have difficulty asking for help, I'm considering going minimalist...my stuff owns me,I don't own it...

[@asee818]

what company's do they work for? never heard of that

[@jaymoe4843]

i click so fast every time key and peele pops up

[@Kit.E.Katz45]

Old, new - doesn't matter. IT'S KEY & PEELE!!😍

[@JackMiner360]

*”OH, CLAIRE GOT SHOT!”* *“A BULLET CAME FLYING THRU THE WINDOW!”* *“SHE’S DEAD, SHE’S DEAD!”* *Hangs up phone* “Claire?!” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

[@MariaEOD]

Same thing I was thinking!! They love the name “Claire”!! 🤣🤣

[@thezacdaniel5409]

We all watched the video you don't need to - oh. Wait... Oh I like this. 😏😂

[@cabrogers873]

Lol which sketch was this from again? It sounds so familiar...

[@seandreezy1988]

I'mmmm not a rich man ...but I'm a good man okay 😋😋

[@bon2yan88]

like snake everytime he dies

[@jacobtacosta]

They legit played Han and Leia’s theme when he proposed lololol

[@JoshuaCastillo6309]

Yup, I heard it too.

[@vicmur4679]

Haha, my sisters have forced me to help them move time and time again. I know that sinking feeling when they start talking about moving to a different place... 😐

[@keywestalert6329]

I feel ya

[@Zathomo]

Peele’s makeup is getting pretty convincing! I couldn’t even tell it was him this time!

[@WillBilliam]

Sid J Haha

[@ichbingrun7582]

Stolen comment

[@adamtukaczynski8622]

Girl: Can you help me move Boy: Sorry too busy watching key and peele

[@AleQuag]

I'm helping a friend move atm and I feel this deep in my soul. I should have known. Never have friends.

[@juniorjames7076]

In my early 20s I enjoyed helping friends or friends of friends move- great physical activity and actually fun. By late 20s/early 30s, eff that crap, man. One bad lift and you can seriously injure your back or spine, and for WHAT?!? Age changes your attitude about some things real quick

[@brandes8057]

That why I always try not to have too many friends.The more friends u have the more drama. and in this case, moving drama😒

[@ianmichael3912]

That romance music sounds a lot like Princess Leia’s theme song!

[@ClearHeatVision]

Yes! Thought the same

[@sagebaker6426]

Ian Hom I thought it was for a second

[@noahwagner7686]

I was just about to say that!

[@TbYolo]

Sounds so much like Star Wars haha

[@sadstormtrooper]

It is. Came to the comment section to see if anyone else noticed that too

[@matthewkelley1159]

her name is Claire, callback to pizza delivery vid

[@BeBopScraBoo]

her name is ASTRIX and she makes the best vanilla milkshakes.

[@julianallen5492]

@@BeBopScraBoo Nice, but I think you meant to say "OSTRICH"

[@sowhat...]

@@BeBopScraBoo what's that mean?

[@BeBopScraBoo]

@@sowhat... on the tv show fringe, she played a lab assistant named astrid, and the wacky scientist always got her name wrong. truly a marvelous show.

[@kenpokid429]

Girlfriend: I'm moving this Saturday Me: I have cancer this Saturday.... Girlfriend: Omg......how long have you had cancer??? Me: It's only for the entirety of Saturday......I'll be fine after that.

[@absdee91]

Great we can move on Sunday then

[@shanehandy8601]

@@absdee91 Raincheck, I have AIDS that day

[@kenpokid429]

@@shanehandy8601 yuuup, cancer and aids......all weekend, it sucks.

[@jeremymenning56]

@@absdee91 "Ebola. Do you really want to take the chance you might catch it?"

[@falidisu2139]

Kenpo Kid 🤣

[@OutdoorOkie]

I actually did this to a girl, i felt horrible.

[@dartagnan8238]

🤣😂LOL

[@jaiadit2406]

@@dartagnan8238 lol

[@TheBusyJane]

Hmm. Are you the Mark I stopped seeing because he didn't offer to help me move?

[@OutdoorOkie]

@@TheBusyJane lol pretty sure wrong mark. Because i broke up with her.

[@santinovaughn9336]

The way he stopped in mid bite when he realized he was being set up 🤣🤣, priceless, me all day

[@SimoneBrown]

He lost his WHOLE appetite 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pamshairexpo3892]

12 hours, fine, naw 48 hours 🤣😂 lol

[@ISAAC607]

H A I R

[@adingdingdiiing6740]

I'm glad that this pizza guy and Claire are finally together. And they look like they're living the good life too.

[@MusicBankTv]

For the 3% reading this, i hope you become successful in everything you dream of and accomplish more than you had imagined. My dream is to become a successful African artist.

[@janetross8769]

I hope your dreams come true. Never give up

[@demirc7009]

Go off king

[@janetross8769]

@marrues ham my parents are west African from different countries so i understand the struggles of an African artist because the them selves dont approve of my brother and sisters dream of art.

[@keyqchan]

2:52 "That's what boyfriends do." You mean _fiance._

[@thorr18BEM]

*fiancé

[@AldatraSam]

They are not yet because she never said yes

[@potatoserver9282]

*finance

[@chrisde9788]

@@thorr18BEM *boyfriend

[@zyph4539]

@@AldatraSam she took the ring so she fuckin better have said yes xD

[@youngdisciplesofyeshua2766]

I've never laughed so much😭😭😭🤣🤣 the way I get excited when I see a key and peele video that I haven't watched😭

[@cowtaplayz8277]

“Wanna go to the mall with me? I need new clothes.” I am moving out

[@makingmoises1209]

Him:Will you marry me? Her: You're painting my apartment... God DAAAAAMMN! If this AIN'T the truth! 🤣😊💜

[@DragonAurora]

You know what, maybe we do need a little time apart. I mean getting married is a huge commitment and I need to make sure I'm ready.

[@joelhenderson3723]

@Bill of Rights Hey you, the POS spewing political diatribe on a comedy skit thread: STFU.

[@KOTYAR0]

@@joelhenderson3723 dont feed the troll, thats what he wants

[@mexican_wbc9946]

KOTYAR0 I like feeding trolls

[@walkers198]

Whaaaa...

[@randygravel2057]

“If you can’t afford movers you can’t afford to move” GOD

[@oscarqwe123]

Randy Gravel everybody got different goals, nobody got rich by not saving money

[@samuelr.6046]

@Boxing Bro friends with benefits.

[@omotiverat]

well, in this case the landlord had raised her rent so she couldnt afford to live there. what the hell is she gonna do?

[@whitedarkness11756]

Everytime I've helped someone move or someone has helped me move the moving person has provided food and we've ended up having a party afterwards. It's been a pretty fun experience. Never expected help from people or forced anyone to help me, but I also enjoy moving so maybe I'm weird.

[@oppie2363]

@Boxing Bro Imagine thinking that cultivating a supportive community is "low class" or that "low class" is even an insult. Bourgie fuck.

[@ch4oskise419]

0:15 My face when my work asks me to come in on a Saturday

[@ji_su]

Shit. I wish my work would ask me come in on a Saturday every once in awhile. That would be some sweet overtime money.

[@kenzito101]

@@ji_su Some places don't offer money. They say you get time-off some day later in the year if your manager approves.

[@kingj282]

+++++

[@DanZhukovin]

Just come in and walk out without doing anything lol

[@seanhayes8190]

Cleared your schedule, threw on your PJs, smoked two blunts, chillin, when you look over, your work is calling. You’re the only other person who knows how to do your job. I feel it in my soul.

[@mayssm]

So he was going to propose that day, but since she needed help moving, he decided to call the whole thing off.

[@TheRTM]

Most men really hate moving, once we get a spot that’s comfortable (even if there are holes in the wall) we’re good!

[@dominicbrogsdale3348]

facts and where stuck carrying at the big and heavy stuff up the stairs... we get a kiss and a thank you(jk) but screw that! one good spot and im happy besides (SOME) not all ladies have way to much stuff!

[@user-lz3kr5pc7x]

Because ya'll are lazy....let's not confuse comfort and laziness...lol

[@TheRTM]

ᒍᗩᘔᘔIᗴ Next time think before you speak. The only one who has it “confused” my dear would be you. That road that you drive on, that electrical grid powering the computer you’re viewing this thread, any bridge that you’ve crossed the building you work and the house you live in are all built and maintained by men. Law and order regulated by men. Men fight and die in wars to protect land country and family. No, we men are not fucking “lazy.”

[@TheRTM]

bish0p2004 lol 😂

[@user-lz3kr5pc7x]

The Road To Mars All that huffing and puffing and I just watched my guy friend as he said he'd just watch My Lil Pony because he was too lazy to change the channel 💀 Ya'll are lazy. Its okay. I don't love ya any less.

[@Latomian]

Lol, even my Dad gets like...”Err, so when do you need help?”

[@mitchrolla2619]

That low key Han and Leia theme playing during the proposal XD

[@technokokos]

Mitch Rolla pretty high key

[@gnewt75]

Mitch Rolla basically lol

[@dejamike88]

I actually did something similar to a girl that I casually dated... she asked me after less than a week of dating...call me an asshole but I ain’t no free labor.

[@vishantramratan]

Ahh FRESH CONTENT!!

[@4ksandknives]

Straight up... I'd be like babe... I can't afford to hurt myself and I definitely don't want you to hurt yourself, so I'll pay the movers to move

[@chantelmills6915]

She is so pretty

[@BossladyXD]

This is why I never ask anyone to help me move, so they won’t ask me in return to help them. lmao Ik it’s horrible but moving SUCKS SOOO BADDDD

[@juniorjames7076]

In my early 20s I enjoyed helping friends or friends of friends move- great physical activity and actually fun. By late 20s/early 30s, eff that crap, man. One bad lift and you can seriously injure your back or spine, and for WHAT?!? Age changes your attitude about some things real quick

[@UuzerName]

Seeing a Key and Peele skit for the first time is a pretty damn good feeling.

[@ZeryArtzTM]

Nice man, I love them :D

[@LordPrometheous]

I lost it when he said, "Claire". The pizza delivery is one of my favorites.

[@evanmiller7795]

So true. NOTHING compares to the torment of helping someone move shit out of their house.

[@cheshirecynic4524]

I disagree. Being the person/people who have to gut a property after a tenant disappears on the slumlord and leaves all their crap behind is far worse. Double points if the tenant was cooking meth on the property and had dogs. I really feel like I should have earned triple after having to scrape out the SEVEN LAYERS of linoleum in the bathroom, though.

[@the5thYearSeniors]

"You got me all.....confused" Love the flappy cheek sound and gesticulations

[@geminikb]

“I’m moving myself this Saturday.” Has no boxes packed.

[@StevePringle]

This his apartment, not her's as she said "I wish I could stay at my old place...." but if she's renting, shouldn't the super/landlord paint?

[@quiltface83]

to be fair to her point though... probably doesn't have any boxes packed.

[@A_Man_In_His_Van]

Women never pack anything. They think it just "gets moved".

[@A_Man_In_His_Van]

@Chris Ruiz I know, I helped my gf mom get a new couch. We go to the place, get it on the truck, bring it home, up a flight of split stairs, where halfway up they reverse 180 degrees, put it down, and..... " I don't like it, let's bring it back and get the other one... I knew I should have picked the other one..." All the time I'm fucking dead, I couldn't believe we were moving furniture back and forth to "test" it. Ended up not getting a fucking couch, put the old one back. I was so pissed. I'm thinking, couldn't this bitch take a picture of the room and use the computer to drag cutouts of couches over the pic to get an "idea" of what it looked like??? Fucking easy to do when other people break their back for nothing.

[@NellieKAdaba]

Kristen Bleninger-Sundar 😆