(Taunt) Loaf 'N' War

VOTE HERE - steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Who needs friends when you have a sentient loaf of bread that constantly tries to kill you
Celebrate the 10th anniversary of "Expiration Date" with this all-class taunt!
CREDITS -
Kylul - Concept, Animation, BP Icon & Promos
TwoTonMoon - Prop Model & Textures
Additional props used in this video were made by SediSocks & Alexe
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[@Kylul]

If you wish to see this taunt added to the Summer Update then vote for it on the Steam Workshop - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3197677778

[@cupcake_toucher445]

how much it gonna cost?

[@railworksamerica]

Summer update was last year

[@cupcake_toucher445]

@@railworksamerica summer updates are every year?

[@railworksamerica]

@@cupcake_toucher445 they doin another one?!?!

[@cupcake_toucher445]

@@railworksamerica i bet yes

[@_demonhunter]

Everyone: putting the bread away Spy: *yeet the chield"

[@leonidillarionovich4113]

Classic spy

[@facilityguardryan8561]

Like he did with Scout

[@Sammeh766]

an then the "BuRN IN HelL"😂

[@MrPotato578]

Bread: dont yeet the goddamn bread

[@justaguy819]

WHO TOUCHED THE *_BREAD_*

[@andromeda32916]

i like how pyros animation is based of where he was playing with the bread at the end of exp date

[@greensharktwod]

pyro my pookie

[@EMan-xj5cz]

Wait did I miss a scene or smthn?

[@tovarischshashlikov]

​​​@@EMan-xj5czAt the end of Expiration Date where Big Bread died and the mercenaries were inspecting the sorrounding you can see Pyro playing with a lil' one in the bottom left corner

[@not_arab.]

And medic

[@frostgem8013]

And medic's based on when he gets attacked by the bread.

[@Well-rounded-rifleman]

Sniper always had the Buffalo steak sandvich, and never bothered telling anyone.

[@RamboDrogado]

engi had the heavy's fists taunt kill as well

[@trainuk8797]

Honestly sniper having that sounds so fun and stupid. WHY VALVE WHYYYYYYY

[@15braincellsremaining]

Remember that one glitch that happened if you ate the steak with the fists of steel equipped, then switched to sniper?

[@indeterminado7216]

Yeah i remember that, it used to crash because the game tried to load animation that didn't exist.@@15braincellsremaining

[@15braincellsremaining]

@@indeterminado7216 made for a hilarious patchnote and a great shounic video

[@bodgethemechanic]

MANN-CO wouldn't allow pets on the property, so the mercs found the closest thing and brought it to work!

[@kainthedragoon8081]

Pets were banned after Clubsy the Seal took over 8 of the 9 Mercs. Thankfully Spy saw himself above pet cosmetics

[@Eripmavs_D_Yraid]

​@@kainthedragoon8081 The Backstabber's Boonslang begs to differ.

[@malixcrash4126]

All hail Clubsy.

[@garfield_64]

The pyro kissing the bread is just so cute man

[@cupheadandlaserdoge9402]

Ikr

[@wolfy5809]

0:30 Pyro: Muah! 💋😂❤

[@juguetesylocuras3075]

Man who would kiss something with a mouth like that i def wouldnt.

[@yesthatsme624]

I like how engineer bread is A LOT smaller than others 1k yoohoo!!!

[@vicent862]

And its more docile.

[@Determinator21]

​@@vicent862he even wags his tail

[@cupcake_toucher445]

its smaller to fit into his bag

[@Psittacoidea]

Domesticated

[@Drebolaskan]

This ain't his first rodeo, son Breaking in a loaf of bread should be easy for a cowboy like him

[@SashaTheGun]

Everyone: Adore the bread Spy: *HOLY SPYCRABS, I BEG YOU TO EXTINCT*

[@void6482]

SOLDIER! I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN EXORCIST, WHY DID YOU BRING ZIS ABOMINATION INTO ZE WORLD

[@hot_sauce_lizard]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HEAVY’S “that is enough.” AND STUFFING THE BREAD IN HIS POCKET WHAHAYGAHAHAH

[@BakedBeanzBoi_]

He just like "Alright Im done playing with you"

[@cheeseusdeletus3619]

“Haha , okie enough.”

[@shaggy_png]

HE JUST GAVE THAT BREAD SOME LOVE THEN *pocket*

[@hot_sauce_lizard]

@@shaggy_png HELPSBHSGSHS THE WAY HE PET IT TOO 😭😭😭😭

[@BlooMonkiMan]

They all put it in some sort of on-person container except for the one who doesn't have that.. The spy

[@JarBasedKarate]

Spy just throws casually "Go away!" this is a very nice and detailed taunt, hope it gets added. in 3 days hopefully...

[@Kuzeyman09]

Wait...WE CAN'T TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE?!

[@Nikstanski]

You told me to​@@Kuzeyman09

[@Kuzeyman09]

@@Nikstanski How...much...

[@Nikstanski]

@@Kuzeyman09 I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

[@nonexistent8651]

​@@NikstanskiWHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!?

[@Givnus]

the best taunt to use when teleporting alongside the oblooterated

[@-RandomStranger-]

WOOOOOOOOOOOWoooooooowoooh! What?

[@AndyOs]

Let's get this bread

[@Timmy_201]

"I TELEPORTED BREAD"

[@GardenData61371]

HOW MUCH?1

[@howtodobyanidiot595]

@@GardenData61371 I have done nothing but teletport bread for 3 days.

[@GardenData61371]

@@howtodobyanidiot595 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!

[@jeeequeue]

@@howtodobyanidiot595Where, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!!!

[@howtodobyanidiot595]

@@GardenData61371*Bread monster appears*

[@lockefosho46]

I can imagine a lot of people with this taunt using the kill bind as soon as the bread bites them lol

[@jenniegraham4281]

That would be so perfect

[@honzartistgaming]

I don’t have words to describe this wonderful animation, this animation, in my opinion, is very, how to say, alive

[@DellConagher1]

Yes but useless taunt

[@PanzerTank_]

​@@DellConagher1 agreed, I really see no use for this taunt during any situation

[@LemmeUnZIPyourFiles]

​@@PanzerTank_Maybe a taunt for friendlies?

[@reallyahuman]

​@@LemmeUnZIPyourFilesthats an emote, which should not be the focus audience for taunt makers

[@T41-ler]

@@DellConagher1 its a taunt what did you expect

[@ProfileChecker]

I can just imagine the medics kill binding because of their face being eaten

[@user-eb2ml6gw4t]

Pootis pow for engineer ❌ Pootis pow for heavy ✅

[@Trafficallity]

its not pootis pow, it's bacon blast

[@konah4547]

Heavy didn't want to kill his bread, it's his friend, or pet

[@maxis_scott_engie_maximov_jr]

"So we're fine, as long as nobody teleports any bread"

[@1McDonaldsMenuwithNuggets]

Question.

[@DarkReaper12]

​@@1McDonaldsMenuwithNuggets What's your question, Soldier?

[@theczar7415]

@@DarkReaper12 "i teleported bread!"

[@yurabuchkov8138]

​@@theczar7415 what?

[@randomaccount349]

@@yurabuchkov8138 You told me to

[@GG_galaxyguts]

I love how Engie and spy are the only ones that get the smaller ones (Now I just see them with like tea cup puppies lol)

[@Katy133]

This is so cute and in-character! The Expiration Date reference for Medic, the noogie Soldier gives, the little smooch Pyro does, Sniper knowing where and how to hold the bread without getting bitten. It's so good!

[@random_number_sequence]

love the personality you give to each merc's taunt

[@FREELOO]

We must protect the Australian wildlifethe. Australian wildlife:

[@AzerOyunbaz]

Others: 😃😄 Spy: burn in hell (throws)

[@JBliaw91]

"It hates me so much!" - Medic after getting his face bit.

[@HauntedDiego]

I love how they just keep a loaf of bread in their pockets.

[@03.07.9]

Не вижу здесь ничего аномального

[@opoderosoimperioteocratico4885]

Reaction of Each Class Explained: Scout:Trying to brag about having a monster bread, but ends up getting bitten Soldier: acts like a father to the Bread monster, petting him and hugging him Pyro: I can't say, it's Pyro Demoman:Typical relaxed and not very responsible father who lets his "son" eat and drink everything Heavy:Typical Pet Owner Engineer: Professional Pet Trainer Medic:Being Medic Sniper: feeding the monster Bread, for him, this is as easy as feeding alligators Spy:Being a snob

[@thatradfailure5197]

Pyro's is how I am with my cats tbh. Pick 'em up all giddy after getting home from work, then put a big ol' kissie on their teeny tiny foreheads

[@opoderosoimperioteocratico4885]

@@thatradfailure5197 yes

[@BurntMemoriesAlt]

I wouldn't call spy a snob. A lot of people would probably have a similar reaction if they found unknown sentient bread in their suit.

[@thatradfailure5197]

As someone who headcanons the small loaf at the end of Expiration Date becoming Pyro's pet (named Princess) I would LOVE to see this added to the game!

[@BiolizardthePrototype]

This taunt would be perfect for the next Halloween Update

[@men_r_paul]

I love how they treat them like pets

[@jecksfoxofficial]

Engineer's loaf getting "shot" is cutes thing ever

[@DEWILL]

Okay now I desperately need a bread monster pet irl, the way you animated them are soooooo slick

[@Engieer_tf2]

I love that everybody is trying to be nice, and medic calls him an idiot 😭

[@soap1391]

Spy's reaction wasn't really sweet either

[@The_Lorx.]

Sniper didn’t get bit becsuse he’s a professional and professionals have standreds

[@floofykxtty]

its incredible how well the tf2 artstyle translates almost seamlessly to blender

[@indecheeso]

i love how the grenades and like little things attached to their body are actually animated, like how heavy's bullet belt gets moved by the bread monster.

[@flakproof]

even after so many years we still get bread related content in TF2

[@botondtoth]

I LOVE THIS, THE WAY THE LOAF IS LIKE A HEADCRAB ON MEDIC IS MAGNIFICENT

[@anthonyoliver418]

Looks like sniper has a new crocodile to tame

[@michaelbradrick]

0:59 I like that.

[@zachredd845]

Who needs realism when you got 9 insane mercs playing with molded bread

[@bananabunch55]

I love how most of the mercs like the bread, but spy is just disgusted

[@thehunt3rs_]

The fact that nearly all of them treat the bread as a pet is adorable

[@cantingvenus2]

This is why TF2 is the greatest game ever

[@coolteenagermax1144]

Can't wait until this taunt somehow gets into the game!

[@sivuy_bandit932]

Scream Fortress 2024

[@coolteenagermax1144]

@@sivuy_bandit932 yeah...

[@amber.mp4]

demos is so funny lmao

[@togeluga_the_cat]

some games just have regular cats and dogs as pets, some go out there with stuff like alien life that could be pets or other more exotic stuff TF2 has just straight up *B R E A D*

[@vdubden10]

i really like the animations, they are full of life!

[@Large_drincc]

Another idea: arm wrestling but each ckass has thwir own way of equally being strong like engi with a robot attachment,scout drinks bonk, medic on steroids,etc

[@headlitethe.unstoppablemoron]

Spy treatin the bread monster just like he did to scout when he was born

[@gabrielbarreto8298]

Scout: Showing off as always. 7/10 Soldier: Treats him like a pet. 8/10 Pyro: 😍/10 Demoman: It intoxicates him Heavy: "good boy" Vibes Engie: "Bang!" Medic: *examines it* Sniper: How do you have meat stored there?. Spy: *UHG*

[@Master_Brutus]

I wonder how those bread monsters would be able to digest alcohol and a steak. I think they are just hollow on the inside.

[@Eripmavs_D_Yraid]

I believe it's like an enhanced tumor. Tumors can grow teeth, noses, hair, and even eyes. Considering how whacky TF2 lore is, it wouldn't surprise me that Engie's teleporter enhances the cancer it gave the bread and made it gain an organ system. Plus, since it has sentience, that means it has a brain somewhere in that loaf. Who's to say it couldn't have an organ system in there either?

[@darkstorm44]

@@Eripmavs_D_Yraid why did you have to remind me that tumors can grow teeth, hair and other shit T-T

[@lordoftheautism8597]

Spy: This is a bucket Soldier: DEAR GOD Spy: There's more Soldier: NO! R.I.P. Rick May

[@Jaratte]

_I_ _teleported_ _bread_ taunt. What is also a nice detail is that medic says Bei Fuß which means like stop it or calm down.

[@autumnusprime88]

He actually says: Schweinhunds. But that’s cool too.

[@Jaratte]

​​@@autumnusprime88Your actually not that wrong, you can hear that too, but since I can speak German and his "pet" didn't behave he said Bei Fuß which matches better to the Situation then Schweinehund.

[@autumnusprime88]

@@Jaratte I mean that is one of his lines in the game. You can’t really use a line that isn’t in his voice lines unless you make a mod for it.

[@Jaratte]

@@autumnusprime88 Ah thanks I didn't know that

[@autumnusprime88]

@@Jaratte You’re welcome. It’s ok. Honestly yours fits better. Does the German dub have him say any different lines I wonder?

[@aesthetics7649]

Reminds me of something that was created by someone online called Bruppies bread monsters that are basically also dogs each class has a different bread Bruppy like Soldier who has a Ration Bruppy and Spy who has a Baguette Bruppy

[@The_Boondoggler]

I like how all the classes are like “look at my little bread friend!” Except for spy who’s like “what the hell is this doing here!”

[@d4ntheman]

i am absolutely in love with this community

[@elisehaynes9811]

These are all great, and they represent the characters and their personalities so well! I love the ones for Pyro, Sniper and Engineer the most, so cute.

[@kyukyuhlaing-lp4vt]

I love how both spies said "what that hell is that" at eachother

[@Nezerac_]

They're just loafing around but they should be bready for when the bread bites, and yes, it *will* bite them.

[@pixel__huh]

I like how some are very polite to the bread some are freinds with it some arent and some are like spy

[@voltboi5]

i love how the bread can be a companion with the other mercs but the bread is just violent to the other ones

[@jackmack4181]

I love how heavy just shoves the loaf into his pocket like it’s a brick

[@alial3437]

A wheaty brick of joy.

[@airburrito4315]

I love that Sniper, Engineer, and Demo were pretty much able to “tame” them

[@marciacrisyogapremashanti2785]

"Engineer: Pow!" "Bread: *Im dead*"

[@bd_local58]

pyro kissing the bread is the best thing i've ever seen today , nice taunt

[@d-boi9785]

Imagine how amazing it would be if the bread took one look at pyro and bolted

[@Letumgo]

Immediately voted, every single one of these is stunning. Great concept too!!

[@MisterCake]

These lil' freaks are oddly adorable

[@Chaseki]

Those are so good! You executed the mercs styles/personalities so well and voicelines too! I really hope this gets added, I'd definitely use it. Keep up the great work.

[@reeeboi1]

Everyone else: *Gently puts the bread away* Spy: *“b u r n i n h e l l”*

[@Error_Detected404]

I'm sorry, Expiration Date is HOW OLD?

[@ziphy_6471]

very

[@nameless......................]

as many years as warcrimes every merc has committed divided by ten

[@chilidog2469]

Spy and medic would make “great” parents to the loaf

[@chilidog2469]

I was gonna say parents in general but pretty sure spy already is, because Scout

[@opii9163]

Love the detail that the bread always gets put away in the mercs pockets, if possible.

[@user-pf3zo2kj1w]

Saw your process on Twitter and I honestly cant wait to see it's done 🎉🎉🎉🎉 This is soo good

[@SerialDesignationN606]

i love how it much character the mercs have in every fanmade taunt

[@the-commenter-ever]

I like how they GRIP the loaf so aggressively.

[@JohnsonPea986]

Scout: doesn't like him. Soldier: buddy. Pyro: played like a cat. Demoman: drink booze. Heavy: get patted. Engineer: trained well. Medic: bite him. Sniper: threatened like a dog. Spy: get yeeted.

[@kayleesmith6725]

This actually makes me think of some fan art I really love. Someone had the idea of making some “bruppies”, which were basically if you combined the monster bread with doggos. And each “bruppy” was designed after the different types of bread that the mercs had. For example, Spy’s bruppy was basically a baguette dachshund, Engie’s bruppy was a cornbread corgi, and Heavy’s bruppy could potentially be a Borodinsky bear dog (big pupper for big boi) I’d love for the bruppies to become real TF2 pets! 😊

[@darkshibe2044]

That’s actually adorable

[@KevinTheFluffyWolfy]

I really hope this gets added! I’m definitely gonna vote for it!

[@picklebulge6478]

The work you do is absolutely incredible

[@TheWaInut]

Yall are so creative and talented

[@lmaoyeet135]

I would love to see a surrendering/begging taunt in the game Especially at a engineer or medic to help you or those fail segments of the game

[@kuznec9466]

Wow, it`s very smooth and cool animation, I like it

[@ryderadams8575]

1:12, he wants the scrumpy.

[@RedHeavy-]

This 100% gonna be added instantly a classic.

[@mistercue]

If by "instantly a classic" you mean "instantly forgotten after a week of its realese" then yea, I completely agree

[@RedHeavy-]

@@mistercue ehhh stuff from years ago got added so.. but nah I mean it’s a taunt so good it’s gonna get added no matter what maybe not this year but it will be added.

[@StarDustZ0]

Just heavy saying "Ok,Enough." and stuffing the bread back in the bag was golden

[@lu7ky]

Saw this on the workshop, you do good work!

[@haseeze1314]

everyone:*having fun with bread* spy:WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, burn in hell

[@spudermun9522]

The engineer taunt is probably my favorite of them all. It’s so creative, and cute.

[@NetDolphinn]

Best taunt ever. Nice work

[@ShovelLettuce]

There is so much love in this one, it's so sweet..

[@adacommunist]

animatons are perfect! good job I need it

[@wurlmon5191]

Kylul never disappoints! Great job mate!

[@Dakota_1010]

Sniper: ‘How to train your bread’

[@Mottenprophet]

The fact that mercs visibly pull the bread from bags and pockets and return it there brings me joy

[@user-xm4iz2ec9g]

Nice one kylul!! when all class hugs taunt?)I also watching at your work, but unfortunately I'm learning a difficult job and I don't even have time to play games. I'd like to see your smooth animation with mercenaries to hugging each other, like a spy doesn't like hugging makes disgust, but when taunt happens with another player, he smiles sweetly and pulls out a knife and then says it's a joke)

[@RapidPhantom293]

It is a CRIME that this taunt is not in the game already.

[@Edvard4Grieg]

This definitely MUST be in the game! I love this taunt so much!

[@MmmFirstOne]

Can't wait to see it in game

[@microsoftpowerpoint4731]

amazing, each has class based and it makes sense and is well animated and funny. great taunt