Kick-Ass 2 (6/10) Movie CLIP - The Sick Stick (2013) HD

[@eggsmeister]

"I don't wanna win, I just wanna make the world a better place." *After lunch:* Janitor: "End my life, someone."

[@mel-lt9or]

LMAOOOO “someone, anyone”

[@stephencarolan3268]

I like to think Mindy would've given the janitor a fat stack of money too as compensation.

[@smorttom5337]

CurvySackingstein lmao

[@AaronCross760]

'damn kids'

[@mateokosmac9509]

Bottoms up

[@hondacivic.942]

Principal: "Janitor pick this up!" Janitor: "I quit."

[@nmal777]

how he gonna pick that up?? special janitor fork for liquids? XD

[@kalenagy]

hire for the day

[@seassaw9303]

@@nmal777 XD

[@Homeofdablazerr]

@@seassaw9303 I need that weapon

[@seassaw9303]

@@Homeofdablazerr oof

[@Chris_Mann_2020]

Nobody thinks of the janitor. He's the real victim here.

[@cooljim5805]

Custodial Arts not Janitor

[@Chris_Mann_2020]

+cool jim Custodial Engineering

[@cooljim5805]

+Keenan Barnes I am serious lol :-)

[@Helbore]

+Chris Mann Its a high school, I'm sure he's used to it.

[@little_harleyquinn_emily1003]

Lol

[@jokester117]

Before Jinx and Lucy, Ella Purnell just played a bully that vomits.

[@introvertia1]

Well, she was Emma Bloom in Miss Peregrin, as well.

[@ErnestoHerrera2002]

@MikeGoesBadaBoomSAME HAHAHAAH

[@tonious35]

So that's why in Fallout Series her vomiting from Rad Poisoning looked so natural......

[@SelenaSecretShow]

Sweetpea is even better where she plays a serial killer that gets rid of men

[@aangkorra]

"It's a gift... From some drug dealer who went missing. "

[@ronnac.5107]

😂

[@fregnmegan6685]

Lovely

[@i_am_a_crybaby_and_i_am_pr2882]

XD

[@opsblaze652]

Dinosaur Leafy Feminist a little girl

[@hieveryoneiiiwatchingyou2221]

pavan goldie wow disgusting

[@scrumdalicious6117]

why are they so calm when she hands her like 10k in cash and says “its from a drug dealer that went missing”

[@ahamilton3435]

Thats what im thinking, they should have literally ran away the second she said that😂😂

[@thewizardofoz511]

Right!! 😂😂.. the difference between reality and movies right LMAO.. reality people would have been wanting to know where in the hell you got that money instantly! .. oh well..

[@jadedandbitter]

Because they're too stupid, arrogant, and naive to really understand the implications of that statement.

[@FerventLotus]

Likely because they didn't believe her.

[@FutonFlex]

slurpoozka that was like 5k

[@topiheikkala4466]

Vomiting and having a diarrhea at the same time, Jesus Christ, that is just brutal and absolutely sick at the same time

[@peterross97]

ICIS gas, used for crowd control, does exactly that. Which is why it's illegal for use in North America...

[@br0dyj08n9]

Especially in front of the whole school knowing that everyone is looking at you.

[@davidbolha]

Perfect detoxication therapy. 😂

[@LadeeHornet93]

I soooo need one of those

[@shawnr888]

Try adding muscle spasms onto the mix... this one time, in Mexico... I really shouldn't have drank the water!

[@dejstoney]

Props to this girl Chloe. She is always being bullied in every movie but always gets the last laugh!

[@RikaFurude-cz2ym]

Carrie

[@god0fgames100]

Neighbours 2

[@JackFury460]

True

[@rizzfizz69]

her: "i just wanna make the world a better place" the janitor: "sis i-"

[@mel-lt9or]

Now you wrong for that 💀

[@rewriter3981]

Nah she gave cash to him off screen enough to support his family so he could quit being a janitor

[@matthew_natividad]

A necessary sacrifice

[@behindyou6427]

matthew natividad a small price to pay for salvation

[@viktorcervenak5542]

Cymetric GHNCGJCFHCFHCXHCGJVXGJCFVCDHCFJVG36 FVKVDHCDHVDHCXHCFHCFGCXVVXFGXGGXGGVGGCFGCGVCDGHXFGJJTTFDGHCFGJFDHGFHJ

[@realxjosh8298]

Someone auditioned for this role. Imagine reading the script for this

[@abhiv7279]

Ikr

[@babygirl9397]

Maybe it was after they got the role. Like when they find out half way through their going to die.

[@justsomeguywithagoatee8337]

Well if ya get paid you'll always find someone.

[@EvoKeKurlz]

@@babygirl9397 they have to read the script before they accept the role those people who find out they die outta nowhere is probably due to changes in the script

[@matthew_natividad]

Must’ve been sick

[@gingerisevil02]

I love how she’s not affected by anything she says to her; that alone is baddass.

[@brentmeistergeneral6074]

We used to have a saying ‘stick and stones...’ before it turned into ‘be offended’ and cry ‘hate speech’. She’s just acting like every kid was taught to 30 years ago!

[@LorieLynn]

@@brentmeistergeneral6074 Except the problem was, and I can say this from being part of those generations, the expression "Sticks and Stones may break my bones" was basically used to shut kids down. Parents would go "Hey what do they say about sticks and stones" while a child was trying to tell them that they were being genuinely tormented at school. It's great to say "Let the words flow off of you they are just words" but if those "just words" are being repeated over and over and over and over to you and not one person in your life is doing anything to stop or contradict those words than eventually they start to beat there way in. Plus someone who is regularly bullied by one person tends to be bullied by that one person friends and from there the bullying can spread until it feels like the whole school is doing it all because a few of them want to be vied as "Cool" by the initiator. Depending on when the bullying starts that can be like 8 years worth of people calling names, slinging insults, and otherwise dragging a person's self esteem through the mud while they desperately ask for help only to be told "Sticks and stones, sticks and stones". Kids 30 years ago weren't all letting the words flow off of them and ignoring them, they were simply being told to shut up about it enough that they eventually just gave up asking for help. Why do you think that so many people from those generations are now in therapy? As for the "used to have a saying". That saying still exists and kids do still say it. The only thing that has happened to that expression is that the alternative now exists which is "Sticks and Stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me" because if there is one thing the generations of the 30 years ago are doing, it is massively embracing a love of BDSM.

[@brentmeistergeneral6074]

@@LorieLynn I was bullied and I abided by ‘sticks and stones’... the bully realised he wasn’t getting through to me and stopped. Not only did he stop bullying me but everyone saw him fail and he lost all his ‘credibility’. I was never bullied again, and I don’t think he ever bullied again! Easy!

[@men8212]

@@brentmeistergeneral6074 and then everybody stood up and cheered!

[@brentmeistergeneral6074]

@@men8212 you were there?

[@dkbsoulman]

The comments about the poor janitor are golden 😀. Still, it's always nice to see bullies put in their place.

[@dustydarrius5318]

So her idea of a "rockin" life is being a trophy wife and a neglectful mother...?

[@DantesInferno96]

They get the most time and money to spend though.

[@savagetv6460]

Women belong in the home

[@jpro1969]

😂

[@savagetv6460]

@Sharon Jensen society works when women aren't empowered

[@savagetv6460]

@Mathilda feminism is pure cancer and kills nations

[@truenewtype2239]

"I don't want to win, I just wanna make the world a better place" love that line...

[@sharonjensen3016]

The only way to make the world a better place is to make bullies accountable for their words and actions. Any bystanders who turn and look the other way while bullying is going on need to be made accountable too. The standard you walk past is the standard you accept.

[@solouno2280]

@@sharonjensen3016 truth is... School is rigged from the start

[@tmcttf8087]

@@sharonjensen3016 ☝️

[@tmcttf8087]

@nathan smith She deserved it.

[@tmcttf8087]

@nathan smith I don't think you understand. That "bully", beforehand, was presenting faulty "advice" regarding what it means to get famous in high school to the other girl, "advice" that could have gotten the girl into serious trouble. And considering the other things she's done, she most certainly got what she deserved. Mindy did the right thing. Or what.....you feel *sorry* for them or something?

[@mymom5537]

“I just wanna make the world a better place” The janitor: 👁👄👁

[@javonmccovery3081]

lmfaoooo 😂

[@joooanit0224]

stfu

[@aguaarteentendersitio8594]

Bathroom

[@ถัดไปไทยปัด]

😝😜🤪

[@TheToyPhotographer6312]

@@joooanit0224 no u

[@pagliaccisghost269]

Loved watching her grow up from a cute little sidekick, to a beautiful superhero. Was a great journey. I still watch them from time to time.

[@HardlySamie]

I'd like to imagine Big Daddy looking down on this moment, gently shaking his head with a smile saying "Oh, child."

[@marcuso4934]

Lol! I know right Bro

[@henrytaylor9604]

Samie Hartley oh please she deserved in anyways

[@junorburns2777]

That line

[@ElVitorolin]

I dont think big daddy went to heaven bro

[@evelynvelazquez3543]

Girl : I just want to make the world a better place Me : What about the JANITOR????

[@Pidaanma]

Collateral damage !^^

[@lilfruitcake6885]

Was that real

[@temptedbyasiren]

😂😂

[@kiraaisling9603]

Evelyn Velazquez 1,000th like

[@methcat5005]

Maybe make the one who created the mess to clean up

[@legionite1st461]

The key weapon to kill Thanos

[@lichking3119]

A messy plan

[@jojoolegario1690]

Legionite 1st yes exactly and then he doesn’t feel so good

[@KDShaolinMenace]

Not the best idea though

[@chaoswalker1073]

Be is far more robust than a normal human

[@rajeshzubin]

Imagine Drax or Star Lord carrying this weapon throughout the galaxy. Making people puke and 💩. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JuanTonSoupXP]

“Okie dokey!”

[@mossgeorge2001]

Education, this is how you handle rude people.

[@manickitty2783]

I really wish I had something like that to use on my high school bullies. I would love to see them suffer in front of everyone.

[@andrewrojas1356]

@@manickitty2783 maybe life is gonna take care of them one day or maybe someone. Don't worry they'll pay one way or another

[@manickitty2783]

Andrew Rojas I sure hope so thanks

[@royepic3504]

School: “better than fighting”

[@goldennxtae5954]

@@manickitty2783 not only bullies all the rude people world because because of how stupid they are sometimes

[@curryrice7510]

Me at the next table: “Hey, wtf.... I’m having lunch here...”

[@LostBoy606]

Someone at the next table got thrown up on lol

[@dbergerac9632]

Lunch is over.

[@sharonjensen3016]

I ended up watching this again to make sure I saw what I did towards the end. Oh. My. God. I can't believe they left that in the movie. It's a wonder the censors didn't complain. Or did they?

[@devo076]

"Ey I'm from Brooklyn! Gobba de gool!

[@miqiee]

No, you're have THEIR lunch, here!

[@melissajuneruawhare4187]

What I find funny is after Mindy says how her life is going to rock.........I want to know is this before or after she finds out her husband been doing the nanny?

[@miraculousfairytail2882]

Melissa June Ruawhare boom!

[@kylewhite8434]

Sounds like you are projecting a little bit there.

[@andytsung9442]

Melissa June Ruawhare that would be a good comeback line

[@zagorith14]

Let's be honest, she'd probably take him to court, screw him for everything he has (or at least half). She'll get the house, the car, the dog, a fortune, and full custody of the children with large child support payments. And she'll get all of that without ever having to reveal she was banging her personal trainer the entire time.

[@ludwigtheholyblade777]

zagorith14 not if he puts a hit on her

[@TheGreatCatsby93]

The girl in the middle is Ella Purnell (Lucy Mclean from the fallout TV series)

[@01DaBoss]

"I don't wanna win, I just want to make the world a better place" best line

[@MrDanielWP]

Wouldn't that be a win?

[@nicbentulan]

@@MrDanielWP it is, but people don't always necessarily see that. In daily life, it's hard to not 'win' for the sake of doing what's right. For example, one may 'win' an argument but not build consensus or maintain a relationship. That's how I understand it.

[@plsframey2513]

Janitor: you have made my life painful

[@gingerisevil02]

Daniel Peer her concept of “winning” is being prettier, richer, and having more social status. She’s going to be a narcissistic mother, essentially.

[@MrDanielWP]

@@gingerisevil02 Probably

[@gor9027]

Still a better Mean Girls movie than Mean Girls 2.

[@binamai6638]

gor9027 yea mean girls tow sucked

[@Noah-rq3xt]

Dana Pearl they’re talking about mean girls 2, not the original

[@galaxygrl4466]

@@Noah-rq3xt But they said both of them suck.😐

[@kadzino670]

GaLaXy G!RL no it’s said till a better type of mean girls movie than mean girls 2

[@ixion_cyb]

Y E s

[@EmperorKrow]

never seen either of the Kickass movies....but this scene, to me, is LEGENDARY!!!!

[@ferdiatrotter4714]

You haven't seen either of the dude you are missing out on life buy it NOW

[@crafted_ice21]

Buy it

[@justadverage1417]

Ikr 😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩

[@gerbenverschoor4584]

Same

[@angy529]

Omg I watched this when I was so young but you need tooo

[@qetoun]

''Its a gift, from some drug dealer that went missing''... checks out,

[@randomshit8585]

I love how when the orange girl throws up she makes sure to turn away from Zoe

[@OnlyDarkness420]

I just think the funniest part is when the brunette girl projectile vomits right into the blonde's face 😂😂 her life is not going to rock after that nobody will ever forget it 🤣🤣

[@Jy-xb6mh]

@@OnlyDarkness420 it probably went into her mouth to 😂😂😭😭

[@OnlyDarkness420]

@@Jy-xb6mh that's what she gets 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think it's hilarious

[@Jy-xb6mh]

@@OnlyDarkness420 same😭💀

[@gabopr13]

@@grovnargaming2387 why do you think she said it was "deemed too severe"?

[@CappyK]

Moral of the story... take a weapon to high school to get revenge on your bullies...? Edit: How is this still getting weekly comments? XD Obvs joking, please don't take a weapon to school for revenge.

[@shyratolbert8136]

Exactly.😏😎😈

[@thevoid99]

@@shyratolbert8136 agreed. it's a good lesson.

[@denitzilla]

🤩😂😂😂😂

[@mikan1998ful]

As long as it doesn't have bullets lol

[@kayamallon1977]

Oof

[@Lightingwarrior]

The greatest invention ever made for dealing with MEAN girls

[@matthew_natividad]

Lightingwarrior or bullies in general

[@kamurotetsu4860]

I think scene this was the director's parody on the film Mean Girls, don't quote me tho.

[@Donteventryitleavemealone]

where can you buy it

[@b13sem]

id make fat people skinny lol

[@v-trigger6137]

Yeah Man I Need This Machine For Beat Bullys

[@daniellivingstone4523]

Damn. Considering that this movie came out the same year with Carrie, that means Chloe Grace Moretz really took down the popular kids in two universes in one year...let that sink in.

[@arturovillegas1128]

And in both universes all those bullies end up paying the ultimate price

[@poisonparadise97]

@@arturovillegas1128they paid a bigger price in Carrie. At least they weren’t brutally murdered by her in Kickass. 😂

[@arturovillegas1128]

@@poisonparadise97 True but they were humiliated in front of the whole cafeteria and everyone is gonna remember this.

[@PerfectlyImperfect93]

She basically said she’s going to be a neglectful mother 😂

[@jazmine6705]

Not to mention a trophy wife

[@nicbentulan]

@@jazmine6705 she says she goes to college and marries a hot guy. why isn't it that the guy the trophy husband instead of that the girl is the trophy wife?

[@chanellebooysen9570]

Lol right

[@knatspray]

Sounds like a life plan my mom would make

[@gingerisevil02]

She did. Child. Neglect

[@goat_sama8239]

2:11 Poor dude in hoodie got some on his lap. For those who didn't notice

[@bobgio]

It's at 2:13 to 2:15, guy in pink hoodie

[@ericaandsteve1816]

I would have sue 😂😂

[@bobgio]

You prolly would hav licked it off him

[@ericaandsteve1816]

SpeakTheTruth lol not true

[@delete--5563]

Agree poor guy lol. 😔.

[@FuriousJetYT]

Uhhh is everyone just going to ignore how she handed a wad of cash to the girl saying it was a gift from a drug dealer who went missing when no one knew she was hit girl?

[@BradentonSlick]

Hit Girl's secret ID had been revealed to the world at the start of the movie. Everyone knew.

[@javonmccovery3081]

@@BradentonSlick no it wasn't wtf

[@mr.lostrythm7876]

@@javonmccovery3081 XD

[@charlessalmond7076]

She talks about being a superhero in this seen. I haven't seen the movie but, they obviously know.

[@javonmccovery3081]

@@charlessalmond7076 No they don't they just thought she was talking about being a superhero in a joking way or something like that they didn't know she was hit girl😭

[@XanderCrease]

@0:32 Like to go back 10 years and tell myself the girl in the middle (Ella Purnell) is the main character of the awesome Fallout TV series in 2024.

[@mchellerel7374]

her : "I make adorable babies for my nanny to take care off while we go have a vacation" me : Those kids aren't going to live a happy life.

[@onepieceking1770]

No they r not that's wat is going to cause a rebellious children to fight back at their parents

[@egeorgiades93]

That’s when one of those kids plans her untimely demise involving a Tanning Booth.

[@Decrypt-Kryptonian]

Ya exactly

[@PrantikaJagannath]

Future Karen in making!

[@charlesneely]

Sounds like Nancy pelosi who had a privilege life

[@tattooedandy93]

"It doesn't matter what costume I wear, yours or mine, I'm a superhero. That's who I am." I actually think of this quote all the time when Im dressed and going out even if I'm wearing a pair of trackies and hoodie. Thank you Mindy.

[@ExplorerDS6789]

I really do believe Hit-Girl sees herself as a hero, as her daddy messed with her mind all those years. But sadly, she is not a superhero. She is a murderer.

[@washyofeetyanastyhafa]

If Carrie wasn’t born into a weird household:

[@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323]

Hit-Girl was definitely born into a weird household

[@PrinceFloof]

​@@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323A household of preparation

[@nilesstark]

And the moment Lucy went to the Vault and never came out.

[@cartercravillion]

If Carrie was born in the cool household

[@Wulfay]

Ella Purnell got casted for this legendary vomit scene in Fallout to play perfectly radiation sickness and do it again 🤣

[@kara_keegan_2242]

0:20 I love how in every high school movie, the character always gets a makeover and walks in and everyone just immediately stared at her and is surprised and she is now popular But then in real life if you try this, no one gives a crap or pays attention, maybe a few compliments from friends but that's all.... high school expectation from reality😂😂 The comeback is great though

[@Moon-ux3vp]

With a stack of money to give to random ppl

[@alyssarose3880]

Lol! So true!!

[@redstuntdouble9379]

Did you try this?

[@EwAFurry]

*screaming Heather, Heather, Heather, and Veronica*

[@ethanherrera1552]

not true lol, i change one thing about me everyone notices, any one kid changes drastically everyone notices, that’s the pressure of high school lol

[@guynonsense4157]

Iron Man would win Thanos in Infinity War if he thought about this weapon

[@davidbolha]

Yeah Thanos would be indefinitely stuck on the toilet. 😂

[@allynflinchbaugh4570]

How do you know that isn't the reason why Thanos spent so much time on his throne in the other movies? How do you know it wasn't also a toilet? ;)

[@Ziloracion]

I'd feel bad for Ant-Man😂

[@davidbolha]

@Ryan Clark Then Ant-Man shrinks his toilet paper supply. 😂😎😜

[@hanantermizi6106]

😂

[@theWolffromTransylvania]

I'm pretty sure she's Carrie

[@archive881]

2:26 - Linda Blair

[@jaime779]

Laur_ Wolf_XD yeah. she played Carrie in the 3013 remake.

[@chl_o.e_r]

@@jaime779 2013*

[@jaime779]

@@chl_o.e_r same thing

[@jaime779]

@Ish me Jaylin whatever

[@americansuperdad5769]

3 girls. 1 Cafeteria.

[@AnoraFan-z1v]

I feel bad for the boy who got his pants vomited on, he was just an innocent bystander

[@flexingfletchyt4756]

same

[@doggybiites4218]

No no no, he was a background character that didn’t get into the credits

[@nightmeowonelmstreet215]

LMAO IKR

[@judesagad4161]

He’s lucky Extra getting scene in the movie

[@AnoraFan-z1v]

@@judesagad4161 I have no memory of this comment wow

[@sethraelthebard5459]

In the mind of these insipid high schoolers, there is only one thing more horrifying than death: Total social embarrassment. This is a moment that they would never be able to forget...and neither would anyone else. That glorious moment in the cafeteria, when the Queen Bee voided her bowels from both ends.

[@whisoncrackz3588]

That’s too true, I was getting beat with a Pipe at Shcool in my freshman year, I wasent worried about Dying or Getting hurt, I was worried if anyone was recording

[@tallestred8245]

@@whisoncrackz3588 Wtf is wrong with your school?

[@whisoncrackz3588]

@@tallestred8245 nothing. I live in Florida. That might be able to Sum everything up

[@danielmorris8748]

@@whisoncrackz3588 Oh, Florida musta been a Tuesday.

[@ATP2555ify]

@@whisoncrackz3588 It summed it up well for me.

[@gracedicken8708]

Love how they just gloss over how she says “It’s from a drug dealer who went missing”

[@humongouzcox5805]

no she said " its a gift from a drug dealer who went missing"

[@benm5970]

I just love scenes in movies involving getting revenge on bullies

[@mgtowshadow5342]

Vietnam Vet : "I've seen some sh-it" School Janitor : "Hold My Mop.."

[@davidbolha]

😂

[@flexsage3788]

LMFAO 😂

[@animefan2454]

Was she even wearing any underwear? it's just pouring out like a fountain.

[@X-Prime123]

She probably wore a thong, so the chocolate fondue came out easily.

[@raiku696]

xsara123 eww god damnit now you got that thought in my head

[@abhiv7279]

She probably wasn't.

[@matts1166]

Do you think the thong worked like a garden hose nozzle? A little tighter and it would make a cone-shaped poo fountain?

[@FEDERALBEREAUOFIMCOMPENTRNCE]

@@raiku696 she wore a thong for reasons ;)

[@Gl1tchyV00d00]

That poor janitor :(

[@redx589]

+eaglerouge lol

[@dylanparker4842]

Now that's a true heroine! True super heroes not only take down criminals and super villains, but bullies and mean people and sorority girls and frat boys as well. Hit Girl rules!

[@km2105]

None of the girls are the hero in this movie. The only hero is the janitor

[@oraleestabien]

and the construction workers

[@fi4doo861]

If I'm the janitor I'll rub those Girl's Hair on their wastes 🤣😂

[@charlieharcombe7585]

But if the Janitor is a hero then there is someone as a hero so you saying no one is a hero is wrong by your own logic and statement

[@unknownperson2422]

If No one is the hero. Then No one is the hero. Do you even read what you type before you type it?

[@rhiannascureman2185]

@@unknownperson2422 thank you I was so annoyed by that 🤦‍♀️

[@stephenking5852]

“I don’t wanna win. I just want to make the world a better place.”

[@liltay5850]

Symbol Guy ligma ballz

[@stevendyck7488]

I like the way she said "world"

[@jacksongibbs8998]

It’s not about winning, it’s about sending a message.

[@shauqiharris2772]

Janitor : I quit.

[@ShoppingBored]

Sucks for the janitor lol

[@bloodynoses9693]

So...where can I buy this magical diarrhea stick again?

[@horrorvictim]

Disgruntled DARPA employee... Or try eBay lol

[@MrUmakemelaff]

Just treat them to a Taco Bell meal...

[@piev4166]

amazon

[@cunningsmile4166]

Ooof

[@jensonparsons1698]

Dark web

[@vigi1antvort3x41]

Janitor: "You know what, I think I enjoy working here at this sch-" Principal: "There's a mess of direhea and puke in the cafeteria." Janitor: "I quit"

[@TheScorpion0081]

I feel sorry for the janitors who we all KNOW will have to clean that up.

[@aaronhapgood6383]

We should buy one for them!

[@thedevilakki2213]

yeah

[@prestongehrig2824]

I would just quit my job and hire a maid

[@kyaramunzani1784]

"My life is going to rock, and yours is going to suck," couple minutes in 2:15 Shen realizes that her life is a joke

[@doupt]

My life is going to rock, and your is/ yours going to suck*

[@henrytaylor9604]

HeyitsKYARA I know right

[@sharonjensen3016]

Says the future venereal disease carrier.

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

"Not in a few minutes it's not, sweetie." *Pulls out the sick stick.*

[@BiscuitDelivery]

'Disgruntled DARPA employee' Three words you never want to hear.

[@shockwave8385]

The stuff of nightmares.

[@agento9120]

+Kindred Spirit What is it?

[@GriseWeisshark]

I don't get it..

[@blixer8384]

DARPA Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency. They're apart of the DoD.

[@agento9120]

Emmett Leone-Woods But what do they do exactly?

[@joerubi6249]

Love Chloe Grace Moretz. She is a terrific actress who's not afraid of taking risks when it comes to acting roles. A woman after my own heart.

[@leestockton9367]

She's incredibly talented and vastly underrated and overlooked as an actor

[@joerubi6249]

Agreed!@@leestockton9367

[@upplsuckimcool16]

Girl at this point she was like 15 here. Watch out ;D

[@bdaarmy9736]

​read that as "traffic actress" and went "what"?

[@jbenico7707]

I want a sick stick of my own

[@Itsmerhey1999]

Jadster me too

[@disneyrules7808]

@@Itsmerhey1999 Same.

[@potato_ciaran1833]

Yeah 😂😂

[@disneyrules7808]

@@potato_ciaran1833 Okay.

[@freshta3158]

Let‘s kill Thanos with it

[@AreaAlien-db8jp]

Are they seriously not intimidated by a stack of cash and her mentioning it’s from a drug dealer gone missing

[@omar619kamis]

its a joke

[@pharell792]

alpha zac but it’s isn’t most likely she would have lol

[@davidbolha]

Why would they be ? 😕

[@mrwerewolfvampire]

They are stupid.

[@babsybrrrnz]

they are blinded by their pride & arrogance to truly take notice

[@DerekMcAdam2023]

Chloe can take many role. She is a good actress. No wonder why she won so many awards while she was young like that

[@Thorax7x686]

Looks like the janitor is gonna have a long day cleaning 😂

[@Pizzalover101]

A moment of silence for the janitor who had to clean it up.

[@Datboity827]

Bruh, that nutella waterfall 😂😂😂

[@madisonkendrick5379]

tyler aguilera omg 😂😂😂

[@marandaloop1973]

Yeah they should have made her poop chunky

[@littlebrit2101]

tyler aguilera: rolling😂😂😂😂😂

[@Manuelz_]

Lol

[@CarlosRDumont]

😂😂😂😂

[@hansonel]

This is how Mean Girls should have ended since Brooke is basically Regina George

[@laurenralph5968]

No Regina George was the queen of mean girls Brooke’s got nothing on my girl Regina George

[@aniellofico2478]

I would love to see this happen in to regina or mandy both of them deserve this.

[@volkerbenedikt3868]

@@aniellofico2478 Excuse me, there's only Mean Girls, whatever after came is a tragedy that we all refuse to acknowledge, because of the major suckage. And BTW, Mandy's character isn't all that.

[@sharonjensen3016]

Brooke got a lesson in humility. Regina got hit by a bus.

[@Silentbob1494]

Chloe Grace Moretz as Hitgirl has the same 'perfect for the role' energy as Ryan Reynolds being Deadpool. Side note, How great would a Deadpool and Hitgirl movie be? I'd pay any amount of money for that.

[@Falconlibrary]

Shut up and take my money

[@allynflinchbaugh4570]

"Its a gift, from some drug dealer who went missing" (huge wad of cash). THAT alone, should have given pause.

[@davidgibbs7232]

I have looked all over the internet and I cannot find one of these Sick Sticks.Damn.

[@flyingnematode]

Search sic not sick

[@davidgibbs7232]

I did and it comes up sick stick.I am never going to get one.That makes me sick(sic).

[@davidgibbs7232]

Justin Kim.Thank you my friend.

[@davidgibbs7232]

LegoManiac.Thank you for that. You have just ruined my day.

[@sebastianzuzi311]

David Gibbs How did I ruin your day? I just said that the sick stick is made up

[@brokenandcraked]

The ironic part is that every mean girl I went to high school with, that had that "I'm going to marry a rich guy and have a life of luxury " mentality. All ended up getting knocked up in college or university, and/or gaining a ton of weight. Most of them have multiple baby daddy's, and are usually the first ones to rant about the body positive movement

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

And they become hooked on opioids or meth.

[@carlosjavier771]

AND they get that college debt all while working in a fast food chain restaurant.

[@cunningsmile4166]

While those dedicated to their studies and lived ones have better lives

[@prodeyj1]

I'ma take a stand and say the rich dude was a baseball capped dude with a beard and a beer belly that wears Oakleys for everything?

[@haroldthaf]

That's one hell of a high school you guys went too.

[@raine420]

She’s just a beautiful girl, and amazing actress😊

[@karipuusaari8819]

Yeah this movie really shows her acting skills lol

[@deepsharma5703]

😂😂😂

[@flashforensics]

Hardly.........

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm3153]

@@karipuusaari8819 LOL

[@TheMrKobeBryant2012]

Chloe is a solid actress, but she could use some improvement.

[@youtubecommenter37]

Imagine being the girl who pooped and having this scene in your acting highlight reel

[@onepieceking1770]

Embarrassed for life

[@XBLxMaverickX]

Welp Thats All 3 2 Off Camera Lmao!

[@rickymort135]

She could get hired for 2 girls 1 cup sequel

[@Lee-Hayoung]

But she had it coming. Her 'rocking' life turns into a 'dumpster.'

[@aldebarantauri5264]

"I want one of those." -Captain Jack Sparrow.

[@plsframey2513]

I want 5 of them -Lazarbeam

[@festerhun2218]

Sick stick would be a great weapon in fallout S2!

[@Aramis_Production]

That was unexpected. My God, I need that device for my mother in law.

[@davidbolha]

😃

[@nicolajohnson1887]

I need it for my mum and sister.

[@stutterysteamerproductions875]

Use it at a Dem rally.

[@selenajem1573]

When you realize that the girl next to Brooke, is going to be Emma on Ms Peregrine's Home for peculiar children. :))

[@shahanagill]

ELLAAAAAAA PURNELLLL!! 💕💕

[@yutautatata8970]

omg yes

[@iwachansproperty5635]

Selena Jem OMG!! THATS WHY I FEEL THAT SHE'S SO FAMILIAR😱😱😱

[@ragedragonshahah1225]

Selena Jem yeh

[@anshobii]

Selena Jem Oh my God now that you had said that I recognize her face!!!!

[@michaelj.caboose4204]

Chuck Norris: that's my daughter! 👍🏻

[@melissaking3724]

Shin_Gojira m

[@noobi_yt6014]

You lying

[@silverlinings9993]

Lmaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@harrymurray2515]

Hey Caboose. What's happening with Washington ? Last time I saw him, he was shot in the neck by a sniper.

[@TheNickman217]

I raised her well.

[@Seek1878]

"Disgruntled DARPA employee" yeah those are three words you don't want to hear

[@willywanker449]

2:27 when your mom brings home tacobell

[@lilmxniac2627]

@Mister Acerb lmao

[@terrancesiggal5215]

@Mister Acerb that hit different

[@noobmaster6823]

Mister Acerb oh dear.....

[@fionanolastname3771]

Omg-

[@nmal777]

willy wonka could sell tickets to that waterfall ride pray for the oompah loompahs XDXDXD

[@bigchungus3408]

Carrie, I can not believe you've become a popular girl.

[@god3485]

BIG CHUNGUS finally a comment about carrie omg

[@jodyabagja199]

Yes... Is like some Carrie references... But in funny way....

[@jadedandbitter]

Pfft, that wasn't Carrie. Sissy Spacek was. As if a girl that attractive could ever be an outcast. Even if the girls hated her, she'd be friends with all the boys.

[@DeathnoteBB]

jadedandbitter She played Carrie in the recent version...

[@jadedandbitter]

@@DeathnoteBB ... my entire comment was based on that knowledge. It makes no sense otherwise.

[@pedrocaballero6625]

“The sick stick”... Kinky...

[@nunya069]

😂😂😂

[@Paul-Weston]

👌☕👍

[@jadenn.hernandez7784]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@whovianhistorybuff]

Where can I get one of those

[@dboleaga10]

😂😂😂💀

[@SOSO_CREPITUS]

Yall noticed the actor in the middle?? It’s Lucy from Fallout show and shes was in yellowjackets.

[@itsjorgeroblox1779]

Janitor: I ain't cleaning that up

[@ramona4699]

LOL!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@heyyoptapwi8098]

2:05 I just freaking love how music is combined with this scene lol

[@רועיברונשטיין-ל8ס]

Dance of the Flowers

[@-avalon-9440]

“Oh don’t worry their just excreting their unneeded liquids.”

[@prithvim7]

Its chocolate & vanilla milkshakes

[@gabopr13]

@@prithvim7 no... just no...

[@ChenLiTao]

Loki: I have an army. Tony: I have a sick stick.

[@fabriciohacker3]

"I don't wanna win, I just wanna to make the world a better place..."

[@111inh]

I thought the beginning was an ad

[@HeqrtRqte]

ew ew Same! 😂

[@kayzielazy3804]

I am Jungshook Same 😂 and Hi Army

[@rosegoldmaverick3423]

I am Jungshook 😂

[@marceldavey1861]

Q

[@bangtansonyeondan3977]

I am Jungshook army

[@keniaortiz915]

Wow... the sick stick, I WANT ONE!! >:'DD

[@MustaLeeSwagger]

SAME.

[@cadinatorbmxhobbies4180]

Same...but I have one it's called my face it's so ugly that when looking at it you emediatly crap and barf

[@danisnotonfirelover3849]

+Billy jones what the fuck

[@mo_munir3474]

It's not a vibrator, in case you didn't know.

[@thunderhorse9974]

Бабочка бирюзовый Калашников me too

[@mr.l8723]

Who says revenge is bad? THIS IS BRILLIANT!😀

[@francisconavarro7296]

"La venganza nunca es buena, mata el alma y la envenena"....Chespirito

[@francisconavarro7296]

@Greensyrup - Why? You are male o famale? What are you? You cannot comment if you do not have a first and last name.

[@JayV98]

Karma.

[@Sishirreddy123]

SWED_ Lord haha

[@Akatsukileader9]

Is a bitch

[@marlouacain8844]

Rogelio Venegas SHI SHI SHI....

[@Gamergirl-.-]

It ain’t karma, it’s revenge 😈

[@scorpionmi6666]

Jay Bird ur name is Jaybird 😍

[@Driver_X5]

Sic stick. I have got to get me one of these!

[@i_am_a_crybaby_and_i_am_pr2882]

same

[@pteppig]

That, or a microwave gun, lots of fun. Pardon the pun

[@coreygager2000]

I knew this guy who could get one for me

[@pastelperson9608]

theM4D MILIT4NT lKR!

[@keionazackery7071]

it was sue the gym teacher and the date

[@petea1998]

The sad thing is, there are actually Brookes out there who think being a glorified trophy wife, who is solely dependant on her husband and who has no other goals or aspirations in life, is somehow an acheivement. Not to mention the fact that the husband may just cheat on them with the nanny that plays mother to their future kids anyway.

[@umbrellacorporation9168]

Peter Andrew that’s the joke...

[@petea1998]

@@umbrellacorporation9168 I thought the joke was making her vomit, puke and beg for mercy, not her boasting about how being a glorified trophy wife is better than being an strong and independant woman.

[@scorchx3000]

They do think that, reality comes crashing down as they get older and replaced by another trophy wife.

[@mustarddoctor]

@Sharon Jensen best part is, it could be either a woman or man too

[@lazybeegina4590]

But I thought she said she'll go two awesome a College which makes me to believe that she actually has aspirations to get a job so I don't understand where you get the concept that her sole goal in life is to become a trophy wife

[@TreeFiddyProductions-tk3ko]

On that day a Janitor super villain was born.

[@porcupine648]

"No one's ever gonna kiss that hole you call a mouth" Let's take a look at the hole at 2:13

[@aldinalijagic9345]

My life is gonna rock and your s gonna suck we're famous Chloe:not for long and Dunn beginsssss

[@aldinalijagic9345]

Sorry I typed too fast I meant FUNnnn is beginning

[@nkwiriyesto139]

@@aldinalijagic9345 Thought u were writing in some Shakespearean Slang. Lmfao

[@yunappleofficial]

*LMFAOOOOO*

[@nahor88]

That wasn't my takeaway... the actual line was "no boy is ever gonna wanna kiss that hole you call a mouth". She clearly doesn't understand how desperate boys are... LOL. That aside from the fact Hit Girl is actually very pretty even without the make-up.

[@aaronnantz2289]

Wish I had that weapon to use on my enemies.

[@generalphoenix4052]

Same

[@nighthawkviper6791]

Take apart your microwave and configure the magnetron into a microwave spotlight and you can do the same. That or use high power ELF to induce vertigo into your victims.

[@assitvteam9423]

@@nighthawkviper6791 WTH

[@cobrakairobloxenthusiast4291]

Aaron Nantz sme

[@geek7674]

I don't wanna win,i wanna make the world a better place.

[@Figgy_Jub]

You know, in reality, the sick stick is theoretically possible.

[@beeowo7030]

House M.D Yay!! 😁

[@beeowo7030]

But the person holding it would have it too since it’s connected

[@chelseab1049]

I want one!

[@shauqiharris2772]

Best to teaching Karens moral lessons

[@Walter-h._white]

"i don't wanna win, i just wanna make the world a better place" The janitor: :⁠-⁠\

[@angelc2746]

Hey McDonald's finally fixed the icecream machine! 2:27

[@undertheredhood8720]

Angel Castro I want one puke diarrhea ice cream lol

[@UwU-nh1je]

Omg comments like this kill me 😂😂😂😂

[@fastpadder]

Angel Castro lmao

[@fastpadder]

Angel Castro who ordered Chocolate ice?

[@gxnja_bxby8010]

Angel Castro I know it’s always broken