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"Zombies eat brains and she ain't got any!!" | Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) | Now Comedy

[@tomashoekstra8011]

Dude she wanted to hear his rules. That's a keeper

[@luisgutierrez8047]

She just wanted to talk to someone after years only talking to herself

[@abominablesnowman64]

exactly fuk whats her name. I got so annoyed she was mad at him and guilt tripping him. Its a comedy I get it but still.

[@ginoborrero2222]

@@abominablesnowman64 I actually couldn’t stand Wichita in this movie I found her extremely annoying and obnoxious. I wish Madison and Columbus were still together because she was so sweet to him.

[@abominablesnowman64]

@@ginoborrero2222 yea even in the first movie I noticed shes just like those girls that lead you on. She never liked Columbus in the first one either but in the second they made her character much worse.

[@ginoborrero2222]

@@abominablesnowman64 true but I liked her in the first movie but she got on my nerves in the second. Plus it’s a shame I like Emma Stone a lot lol

[@sbhopper8511]

She was a great character. Killed it.

[@Fallenscion]

@N7 Wow, so edgy. It's easy to feel smart if your default is "contrarian."

[@sbhopper8511]

@N7 "averge" haha

[@alwaystired4]

@N7 man what the hell are you talking about

[@mr.doctorcaptain1124]

@FannyBashing247fuck. As an American this one actually hurt… A lot of us are fighting against that…. Not as loud as the ones fighting for it but still

[@jamesbarnett527]

@N7 Yeah where are you from?

[@chilly3125]

"Zombies eat brains and she ain't got any" golden line

[@abstract5249]

Timesplitters Future Perfect did it first. Jo-Beth Casey: "Don't let them eat my brain!" Anya: "You think anyone would notice?"

[@bds8715]

​@@abstract5249 love the reference 😁

[@YTEdy]

Why do they call it the oval office. Perfectly timed line. Props to the writers for that one.

[@ginoborrero2222]

At least she knows how to blind a zombie 🧟‍♂️ 😂

[@ruthenianthruth]

as if brains is the main point of attractiveness women have to offer.

[@Hafris33]

"I'm Columbus." 3:18 "Maddison, 💃🏼"

[@SunDogGod]

Hehe

[@LeaderH-b5y]

😂😂😂she great

[@squeet6831]

I loved Madison. What a great take on what would be an stereotypically annoying character.

[@Gambit771]

Far less annoying than the two from the first film.

[@therewillbenocatsbutone1908]

Honestly, Emma Stone's character in that movie annoyed me WAY more than Maddison would ever did

[@neometalx9]

she is over the top annoying that it became likable.

[@joeflemo64]

a

[@mattclark1278]

I just love Zoey Deutsch

[@waynefilkins8394]

"God you're so hot" - "it's the humidity" lmao this is the best role for that guy he fits it so perfectly. Cant' believe they made him lex luthor. He's way more of an obsessive compulsive computer nerd, not so much an obsessive compulsive super-villain lol

[@RicegumNeverBrokeAgain]

yea he played awesome as a robot in social network

[@clit_niblr0375]

Exactly. Jesse as pathetic little Lex Luthor wannabe is so cringe especially when he does that whimpering sound effects in the movie. Just cannot take him seriously as a super villain... or even as a regular man villain.

[@waynefilkins8394]

@@clit_niblr0375 ikr?? I expected him to completely transform like heath did for joker and instead we got....that....lol

[@RicegumNeverBrokeAgain]

@@clit_niblr0375 yea he didn't represent lex Luthor from the comics where he looked jacked and actually bald ( mark strong,jeffe bridges as iron monger would be my recommendation but we'll be needing someone younger than him)

[@clit_niblr0375]

@@RicegumNeverBrokeAgain - I like Mark Strong's acting abilities (liked him as Sinestro in the gawd awful Green Lantern movie with Ryan Reynolds), just not sure if he's the right fit for Lex. Jeff Bridges always comes off as way too exhausted and always seems to be out of breath for someone who doesn't move very much. Haven't you noticed he's always breathing hard in pretty much every film he does? It's like geez Louise... you're not running a marathon here, Lebowski Dude. Why don't you go sit down somewhere and catch your breath.

[@vampgirl101rocks]

"Either we're doing this right now or I'm biting the bullet and doing the old guy".... haha 😂

[@minashi3720]

@Abdul Dinero Homie you're a long ways away from 4chan

[@Alberta1stPodcast]

​@@minashi3720you're a long way from being a hero lol

[@daryledwards90]

​@Abdul Dinero Does 3 people constitute a gangbang?

[@Chiungalla79]

@@daryledwards90 Probably if only a hand full of people have survived, and zombie-sex is no option, the definitions change.

[@nocomment6421]

Abdul this would only happen in muslim countries.

[@DibbzTV]

I love how her and Woody’s character immediately counter eachother. They’re both very good at surviving in their own opposite ways lol

[@Jack-bb8cj]

4:03 she nailed this character so well lmao

[@plainlake]

No wonder she talks like a 15 year old valley girl. She is someone who have not talked to a single person since her early teens.

[@NTWoo95]

Its funny she calls him Paul Blart. The first Zombieland movie came out in '09, same as Paul Blart, so if thats when the apocalypse happens that might have been the last movie people saw before the world ended

[@AdaManny555]

OMG That is amazing!! XD

[@welkingunther5417]

Oh yeah, I didn't even think about that

[@kennylangley1997]

"Because of Jesus? I know ways around that. "😅😅😅😅🤣🤣

[@hugaexpl0it]

That's one cleverly-written line. I can't even.

[@Turalcar]

Like that Garfunkel and Oates song?

[@kilivanjg2813]

@@Turalcar yes exactly like that.

[@clit_niblr0375]

304s gotta be 304s... even in a Zombie Apocalypse. 👌🤣

[@fastman69001]

I wanna hear these ways.

[@diggs5518]

"No, Paul Blart." I felt that insult in my soul, all the way from Queens.

[@papashield3]

When Madison first appeared, im quite sure she is manipulative bad guy who planning to take their stuff or used them for something. Glad I was wrong

[@Gambit771]

That was the two from the first one.

[@papashield3]

@@Gambit771 where do you think my fear originated from??

[@Gambit771]

@@papashield3 The first film was only fun when they weren't in it. Knowing they are back is why I won't watch the sequel thought I have watched some clips with Madison in it and she the story of fun character the original needed.

[@Icetea-2000]

Bruh no she’s obviously just a dumb valley girl from the beginning

[@krashd]

@@papashield3 Why would they use the same trope in the sequel? That is how you guarantee your film will be shit.

[@NarraJoker12]

She was definitely one of the best things in the sequel. Much smarter and cooler than you'd think at first glance.

[@SomeoneElseInTheComments]

A lot of "dumb" girls aren't actually stupid; they just put that mask on because people feel threatened by smart, attractive women.

[@EroticSludge]

She stole every scene she was in. Brilliant character. 😆

[@michaelkeller5008]

yeah except the great zombie jump with her scream... (they should have dubbed her, tbh)

[@elliotjohnson1258]

Columbus just accepting her for who she is is so wholesome

[@Octobris]

He wanted to smash

[@kushablazin849]

Haha, and he felt guilty about it too. No shame in knowing what you want.

[@AdaManny555]

@@Octobris Who wouldn't?

[@AdaManny555]

@@Octobris Does that somehow take away from it?

[@karlhans6678]

Many guys accept worse just for smash.

[@janprokes2930]

"For shit's sake, slightly older, better looking friend" lmao this is the best line with how he delivered it

[@jasonrist6582]

secretly wanted to nail her too

[@jarrettowens6073]

Madison is like that one friend that you had that was annoying, but you couldn't help but love their personality.

[@georgeealien]

She was the perfect archetype to introduce in the sequel. Every main character in the first movie was either awkward, sarcastic or sardonic. Throwing in someone who's all bubbly and genuinely nice just opened the door up for so many hilarious character interactions.

[@rustyhowe3907]

She did a wonderful job on this character, seems like she had a blast doing it too.🤣

[@TheTroupeMasterGrimm]

Her being unable to get “Tallahassee” right the whole goddamn movie was actually so funny.

[@DahHourglass]

" SALLY TALLY "

[@FridayFroths]

Not sure if I have seen her in anything else but she really kills this role lol.

[@KevinMuller5]

Zoey Deutch is Leah Thompson's daughter. Thompson was Lorraine in "Back to the Future." She's fairly new, she starred in 2022's "The outfit" and "Something from Tiffany's." She is charming as hell.

[@MT-su2lq]

@@KevinMuller5 Ah, now i get why i had this "why i have the feeling i have seem here before"?

[@g2tennis]

​@@KevinMuller5 she's been doing movies since 2011

[@g2tennis]

​@@KevinMuller5 she was in dirty grandpa, that movie with de Niro, Zac Efron and Aubrey plaza

[@AC-iz7eh]

She was also in this movie about vampires and she's like a bodyguard kind of a Buffy The Vampire Slayer thing

[@Alice.59]

Can we all agree on how the actress nailed the "dumb bimbo" character, she's like... so good and stuff...

[@J040PL7]

You seem good at it too😅

[@swapnilmankame]

@@J040PL7 Have you always been this stupid?

[@SAR1967Medic]

Thing is... behind the "dumb bimbo" facade... her character is actually pretty switched-on. Perception *and* a survival ability...

[@alphawolf7524]

I loved Madison's character.

[@emiliemartin813]

I love how she introduced herself! "I'm Madison" with the jazz fingers!

[@neonshadow5005]

"We are doing this right now or I am doing the old guy!" "Okay!"

[@piplup10203854]

I love that Tallahassee let him mop and all that for a month that is a really great friend and then gave him an additional day, like I don't if I could deal with that you're like some of the last people alive and around and he still stuck by him! That's a fantastic friend!

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

Loved when he said: "I will hit the road, all by myself, and let you tag along" :D

[@piplup10203854]

@@sjonnieplayfull5859 😆 Yes! He really does have some of the best lines in the movie.

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

@@piplup10203854 also love how he changed: when they first met he was like: I feel you are a little bitch so I give this until (some place along the way) and now he is talking all tough (all by myself) while secretly wanting Columbus to stay with him (let you tag along) He's a great guy 😁

[@davidvaldezjr5546]

4:02 I love how she switches from smiley to almost serious.😂

[@Warhamsterxxx]

Watching Zoey Deutch grind up on Jesse Eisenberg makes me very angry at my guidance councilor for not advising me to ditch everything and be an actor.

[@Unlyricallyrics]

ikr jesse is so hot

[@kahlernygard809]

I feel you. But I'm more pissed at my uncle. Director of the office , curb your enthusiasm, veep. And I still haven't gotten a solid cameo. Heck he's working on woodys new show on HBO ... I want in on it so bad.

[@kv4648]

​​@@kahlernygard809 so you've gotten a cameo?

[@kahlernygard809]

@@kv4648 lol no only fame I got was on my own. And it lasted a week if that lol

[@kv4648]

@@kahlernygard809 shame. I'd imagine that he'd be extremely busy in his position though

[@mikek6998]

That, “you get one more day to mope around” - thank God I’ve had people in my life that gave me that pull yourself together

[@brandonizaguirre2963]

If I was Columbus, I would've happily stayed with Madison 😍

[@Anarchizer]

Beats hearing how bad you did all the time :P

[@TheDude7753]

And leave Emma freakin' Stone? 😯😲😬🤐

[@brandonizaguirre2963]

@@TheDude7753 Yeah. Emma seems cool and all but I have a weakness for the hot, preppy blonde type like Madison. She seems way more fun and charismatic.

[@questworldmatrix]

​@@TheDude7753She already left.

[@aurwood68]

I'm a straight girl and I would have choose Madison. She's nicer and clever. Emma Stone character is just selfish, narcissistic and boring as shit.

[@WaitingForYukiOnna]

She doesn't even seem that dumb to me. Most people wouldn't try to alter an environment if it's keeping them alive. For all she knows it was the cold keeping the zombies out.

[@Andytlp]

Well shes alive thus far so she cant be that dumb. Shes clearly street smart at least. Or just lucky af

[@localdadinyourarea2039]

Cause "most people" are DUMB! 70% at a 6th grade reading level..that's most people fam! No person with a brain would sleep in a freezer..your body temp drops 20+ degrees in a bed,no way you're surviving a night in an actual freezer

[@Techburn997]

The power supply for the freezer would usually be near the compressor so most likely on the roof or ceiling crawlspace so no fault on not finding it. They are also have thick insulated walls and a good door so no noise or smells would escape. She is also scavenging away from her place.

[@noahcockroft6859]

The whole ditzy thing is an act, she's actually brilliant

[@DibbzTV]

She’s actually smart af

[@TheDude7753]

She's SOY California girl 😂 Great acting

[@Macapta]

She's gotta be smarter than most to have survived this long.

[@FurryEskimo]

Yeah, that’s unfortunately not how survival works..

[@rohangeorge712]

or dumber, zo the zombies think she doesnt have a functioning brain

[@batbilegochirpurev5029]

No I'm pretty sure he said she survived because she ain't got any brains.

[@Butmunch666]

@@FurryEskimo Really depends on the survival situation.

[@user-tz9jh6pv2j]

@@FurryEskimoYeah, if you can survive sorority politics and a zombie apocalypse, she's definitely smarter than most

[@carlosrvra]

She inherited her mother Lea Thompson's comedy chops, and loveliness. Speaking of... she would make a great lead in a BACK TO THE FUTURE reboot-sequel.

[@FinalHooba]

OMG! I didn't understand where I had seen this actress before, and then I you said Back to the Future! BOOM. My mind has been blown. She looks just like her mother!

[@Alternative_123]

Yes, she would. And would be a natural fit and choice, not one forced in. The clock is ticking though.

[@vjm212]

@1:47 "Like, right now?" is such a perfect line

[@DD-ko1nn]

Madison was always good for a laugh

[@bob494949]

She was great. Friendly, feminine, pretty, honest and into him. What more could a guy need?

[@andersbjrnsen7203]

a touch of brains wouldnt go amiss, but in some ways she wasnt without that either.

[@AdaManny555]

@@andersbjrnsen7203 Who needs that as long as he thinks enough for both of them

[@wontonschannel]

@@andersbjrnsen7203 pfft, yeah, ok zombie

[@LizziesLukas]

Madison is one of the best "silly and stupid" character ever put to film and Zoey Deutch were born to play it

[@AC-iz7eh]

Madison is mad hilarious 😂

[@bobknobbe3561]

so he has a wheat combine that kicks out hay bales? when did john deer start making those

[@gunsngunpla]

John Deere was probably not around anymore so right-to-repair meant the owner could modify his machine however he liked.

[@postmodernmining]

​@@gunsngunpla I see you watch Louis as well.

[@jasonrist6582]

for real

[@ahmetozen3778]

04:06 I watched this movie many times but this is the first time I'm seeing Talahasse answering her with his hand on hips 🤣

[@croquemitaine5923]

"Please forgive me!!! it's fake fur"... Okay that made me blast a laugh so loud 🤣Madison is such an awesome character

[@tenjenk]

glad to see he hasnt forgotten about Girl in apartment 406. She was pretty. still unfortunate she didnt make it.

[@chad1755]

Amber Heard, haha

[@stef2savoie]

- You know why she's still alive ? - no - Because zombies eat brains and she ain't got any !😂

[@RetroRob420]

2:32 "-because you've always been there for me, you care, and you listen...you really listen..."😂😂

[@darth856]

"It's the humidity" lol, such a nerd thing to say. I can relate.

[@piplup10203854]

Lmao! 🤣 I love how she's like I been in a freezer it's either him or the old guy go Columbus!

[@MadmanLink]

I love how her character changes once she has him alone!

[@Perkeletricksterservantofrher]

"i wanna hear all of them" they getting married lmao.

[@corpson5417]

She fr carries the entire movie

[@StarKushExoticGalaxy]

Yes

[@justinberg3616]

Bro was about to turn down coochie in a zombie apocalypse 😂

[@NotHere07]

7:00 I just realized this but she's suggesting A N A L.

[@SalmanShahid666]

Madison is the only reason I come back to this again and again !

[@TreyDongzz]

At first i hated her character, but then I realized she played the role so well lol

[@Don-ii4vm]

Madison was the best character in this movie. Would have loved to see her in another.

[@NotSure-e5j]

Normally I do not like the ditzy blond trope, but she NAILED it.

[@xyPERSON]

Anyone else besides me think Madison was a much better match for Columbus than Wichita? Despite her dimwitted appearance Madison in my opinion was pretty much everything Wichita was not... kind, generous, loving, loyal, and likable. She also did not take Columbus for granted and toy with his feelings.

[@jimmyreece5781]

Did you watch the movie? He's sick of her at the end because she's annoying.

[@ghostrider13bg]

Every guy needs this kind of girl once in life.

[@mooksschmooks]

i still quote "oh my god, there it was again" in the same tone to this very day, because it just tingles nice parts in my brain.

[@OMguyhait]

"i know ways around that 😉" oh my god.

[@davidbolha]

@nal 😎😅

[@yeshva]

3:01... *shot*... Madison: Please forgive me, it's fake fur 😂😂😂

[@Mayrik92]

😂

[@hayfrand5094]

6:32 “Try not to speak to him” “OK 😆😆😆”

[@xybeptek3648]

4:10 Oh my god, there it wuzzsagain LMAO😄

[@brb__bathroom]

I wish she was my spirit animal. No brain no pain right? I mean ever tried to go to sleep and brain goes "remember that one time you did that dumb thing"? now imagine brain goes "..." all the time. blisss

[@Yesyou599]

George Nalan and Pauro Vista acted perfectly in this scene❤️ Loving it.

[@cheesefactory4234]

Tallahassee: "Zombies got brains and the writers don't have any." 😂

[@Uberdude6666]

She's not even that dumb. I mean damn, how lucky can you get during an apocalypse😌

[@M.R.BrickFilms]

4:46 Tallahassee’s face 🤣🤣🤣 He really didn’t want Madison to come

[@samuelcarlson1012]

She was one of the best parts of this movie.

[@FloxY1991]

I heard they would like to do a spinoff with Madison. That could be fun!

[@gengis737]

So I discover that Tahalassee explained how he got the idea of the trap he will later use.

[@OneofInfinity.]

That: Right now? always gets me 😆

[@nightmarishcompositions4536]

She’s annoying but oddly likable. Hard to make characters like this successfully haha.

[@lunaranger4921]

(Zombie apocalypse happening) I love how she thought her getting shot at was because of her fur coat LMAO

[@michaelkeller5008]

hey getting murried is a serious threat in zombieland ;)

[@confusedindividual]

So, why was the zombie running away in the ZKOTY clip? Shouldn’t they be belligerently trying to eat people with no sense of self-preservation?

[@senseispud2197]

That's half of the reason why it was ZKOTY. It wasn't necessarily turning him into a hay bale, but managing to make the zombie scared of him.

[@apancakewithabs632]

@@senseispud2197 it wasnt zkoty, it was zkotw

[@SwissTanuki]

Love her mother but she's adorable. 😊

[@rexcatston8412]

Madison was dumb but she was nice. Personally I think he traded up

[@hugofriberg3445]

Mark and Haymich really makes a good team

[@ttttillermand]

"No Paul Blart" was such a banger line.

[@KungFuPimp2000]

"It's the humidity"

[@legomaker1423]

Love Zombieland double tap it's pretty good and funny and this scene is my favorite

[@leojedas]

No the best scene was the van scene. I wasn't ready for it and nearly choked on my drink due to the unexpected move from Tallahassee.

[@commanderwaddles3483]

"Or I am DOING the old guy!!" 😭😭😂

[@RobertKropla]

"Lone wolf! You're welcome to tag along..."

[@electriczombie8299]

The two of them riding around on Segways is honestly the funniest part of this scene

[@SteveSabbai]

Zoey Deutch is SUPER CUTE!!!

[@Ekalb2000]

One of the few sequels that was just as good as the first.

[@Pallanamnjavelet]

"And not whiskey and gunpowder" - From now on that is how i will always assume that Woody Harrelson smells. Most likely with a slight touch of ganj. 😂

[@nishantahvan]

She was keeper compare to witchita.

[@Salrous]

Madison was the greatest part of double tap

[@alternatecolor7065]

She was totally my favorite part of the movie. Cute and adorable af.

[@robdobson5056]

She stole every scene she was in. Great actress!

[@choryllis6646]

I clicked on this and was immediately confused. "I don't recall this in the Now You See Me movies."

[@slavenharkin152]

I wish he stayed with her instead... She was so supportive, and nice to him.

[@arifurrahmanarif241]

3:33 Actually you can't blame her. Their age difference is almost 23

[@emmanuelabuchi6489]

Zoey killed this role

[@dragonmaster909]

She's an entertaining addition

[@gheata_playz874]

3:15 his name is actually Columbus?

[@djangounchained7314]

bitting the bullet for the old guy hahahahaha ...

[@Slemoster]

She is a 10/10 for a one night deal. Maybe a 5/10 for long term relationship. I feel like she'd eventually start to bug me

[@LautaroTessi]

I feel like that "eventually" would take about... a week?

[@KommandantGSR]

@@LautaroTessi give it three days

[@technorunner1]

​@@KommandantGSRI give it 11 minutes

[@mistermonologue2442]

Honestly? Assuming she's loyal and then depending on a few other things her secretly smart defensive-pettiness is interesting and forwardness is always awesome. I'd give her a long term shot.

[@maddsua]

@@mistermonologue2442 with the shotgun I mean 🤣