"Kickstart my Heart" but it's 3311 and you had too much Lavian Brandy

[@w.thomas1526]

I AM MENTALLY STABLE AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A SOL SYSTEM PERMIT

[@shadowmystery5613]

HERE'S YOUR PERMIT TO ACHENAR, TRY THERE FIRST 🎫

[@williamrae6874]

ummm, the logo is fly fast, fly insane, literally had a sign out saying not mentally stable.

[@CrimsonGamer99]

​@@williamrae6874​ fun fact: I used google translate years ago to make that logo and apparently I got a mistranslation. "Ieiunium" is apparently literally the Latin word for "fast", as in, "don't eat anything", not "go with speed".

[@Gaming1Doge]

@@CrimsonGamer99 fly, fast, go insane.

[@MarkHennessyBarrett]

[@misterpaper5039]

"But Your Honor, Kickstart My Heart was playing."

[@CrimsonGamer99]

"You blew up three Anaconda-class Federal Navy escorts and significantly damaged Starship One with President Felicia Winters aboard" "your Honor, I plead oopsie-daisy"

[@cmdrreggit]

@@CrimsonGamer99 "Not-guilty! Keep on rockin' Cmdr" 🤘🤘🤘

[@Dushess]

@@CrimsonGamer99 "Sir, this is still a major crime against Federation..... GUILTY!"

[@Datan0de]

It's not a crime to ROCK!

[@FunnyDirector101]

very based

[@Starbolt-81]

How dare you pick on that defenseless fleet of navy warships

[@burstcity3832]

Some serious weaponry, lol.

[@Karuiko]

Drunk Man drops in, wipes out the Presidential escort fleet, and proceeds to kamikaze the bridge of Starship One.

[@LynchGaming1999]

"Gets sentenced to 68 years in prison" "Your honor my client wishes you add another year to his sentence" Judge: okay

[@CrimsonGamer99]

Would.

[@dduncan55330]

The president watching some random Python MK2 with B U Y A R X painted on the side approach SS1: *visible curiosity* The president when you start blasting the broadside of SS1: *visible surprise* The president after watching you gank the first Anaconda in 30 seconds: *visible concern* The president after the 3rd Anaconda: *visible panic* The president after watching you kamikaze into SS1's hull for no apparent reason: *visible confusion*

[@Mecceldorf]

The best part is that he doesn't even have some action hero plan, he just fires at the capital ship, yells "HEY UGLY", and rams into the nearest thing he can see.

[@zathary564]

>Murdering what was probably a secret service agent gives 1000 cr bounty >Average wanted NPC has 100.000 cr bounty What the hell are these npcs doing? Are they all hitler or something?

[@shadowmystery5613]

I'm more like wondering why he's not getting a Bounty of 1 Billion for attacking the ship of the Federal President directly 😂 Starship One is the Elite Dangerous equivalent of Air Force One and is the personal Cruiser of Felicia Winters 🤣

[@strangejune]

​@@shadowmystery5613bold of you to assume the federation doesn't already have a 1 billion bounty on his head

[@Soundwave142]

@@shadowmystery5613 Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. The type of target you assault affects what kind of bounty you get. FDev has work to do. Make things more interesting, attacking a target such as Starship One not only puts a crazy bounty on your head, but you are actively hunted or you are put on the Most Wanted list in the Federation (or faction's) territory if spotted. You can't really be safe compared to a normal bounty, being spotted by any ship in their territory or a system that at least has a presence will send out an alert, players will receive it too, and then the local fuzz, (if aligned) bounty hunters and even Federation ships. will jump in to take you out. Also you won't be able to "clear" your bounty for a time and you will not be able to dock at Fed controlled ports. I expect that ports may not fire at you but, it can still "spot" you.

[@krawdad4600]

@@Soundwave142 "FDev has work to do" Understatement of the decade

[@Ol_Bron]

Tax dodging

[@sktt1sh]

1:55 lmao why does the security guy say that

[@CrimsonGamer99]

😳

[@BoneCresent]

Yea, well, a certain python mk2 has beat them to punch

[@librariantopokemon]

because he is dying and suffocating in his ship at the moment, and he just wants someone to hold in his final moments.

[@EPN2479]

Crimson, I dont want to alarm you, but I think he wants to secure your pants D:

[@CMDR_John_Crichton]

Space is very lonely.

[@originalmin]

Bro about to lose his Sol permit

[@TeaMMatE11]

How to get banned from Sol:

[@thedingo6577]

See, I thought Starship One was just a very utilitarian name that another player picked for their owned capital ship--not the literal President of Space...maybe I should pick Elite up during the next sale, I love chaos

[@CrimsonGamer99]

Keep in mind, the ship I was flying is VERY endgame, and I have 'bout 2500 hours of flight experience. I make it look easy, but elite's learning curve is a brick wall.

[@gazehound]

That said the game can be had for cheap on a CD key site.

[@albatross8868]

@@CrimsonGamer99 i tried, someone threw the wall at my head and now all i can do is transport mugs

[@VoxAstra-qk4jz]

It's a reference to Air Force One, the president of the US's dedicated passenger jet.

[@maxthibodeau3627]

drunk driving with a space ship with higher power weaponry than the defense department is actually crazy

[@PabloRojas_01]

my head is imploding right now, as a relatively new commander (around 40 hours) i cant process all the things that is happening

[@CrimsonGamer99]

I attacked the Farragut-class battlecruiser of the President of the Federation just for funsies.

[@emmanuels.6669]

@@CrimsonGamer99 See, starting this video i was like: "I have no clue what is going on, but i bet this guy is being an absolute menace". Now, the mf President of the Federation? Do you get chased for infinite days in the game or something? or any sort of 'permanent' penalties for doing something like this?

[@CrimsonGamer99]

@emmanuels.6669 nah, just a rebuy screen and a trip to brazil (shorthand for the nearest detention center to respawn at). Whatever fines or bounties I had to pay were far less than the rebuy on the ship. I actually get higher bounties from killing players.

[@ianfoster9301]

Accidentally had my playback speed set to 1.75 when I clicked this video , and I think I ascended to an entirely new plane of existence

[@xaephia]

"I want to talk to *THAT* guy's engineer"

[@pshigoczkij]

Bro really wants to become galaxy criminal number 1

[@CrimsonGamer99]

I got over 200 player kills during the Battle of Sol.

[@hih2023]

​@CrimsonGamer99 only join a couple of months ago, are you referring to the titan that was in sol not too long ago, or is this something older than that?

[@CrimsonGamer99]

@@hih2023 yeah, it was during the war against that Titan. The system was flooded with players and I joined the fight on the side of the Thargoids :)

[@hih2023]

@CrimsonGamer99 loool everything looks like a thargoid if you get drunk enough I guess. Maybe i should start a sqaud to avenge the thargoids...

[@sadturtlesoup8832]

When you've had it with the Tritium pricing.

[@bubbles8871]

"Sir, an unidentified ship is approaching, they're attempting to contact us." "Patch them through. Wait, is that music?" "I believe it is sir, our ai has identified it as 'Kickstart my heart' sir." "God help us all."

[@smuganimeface6247]

The feds just don't understand the joy of the recreational booze and cruise, a safe and legal thrill.

[@arekkusu0136]

How to get a Sol permit revoked:

[@drakedrago6]

That is some really impressive shields from how much you were being pelted.

[@CrimsonGamer99]

3600mj prismatic. Maintaining full syspips multiplies it by four for an effective 14,400mj on a medium ship.

[@Robin00607]

@@CrimsonGamer99 and for peopel who dosent play this game its like 140k hp ?

[@CrimsonGamer99]

@@Robin00607 You start the game in a sidewinder (light fighter) that has a 52mj shield.

[@Danspy501st]

@@CrimsonGamer99 No boosters? o.o

[@Datan0de]

Oh boy I've got a lot to say! :05 - "Cool,. Crimson is gonna go hot dogging around a Farragut." :27 - "HOLY SHIT HE JUST FIRED ON STARSHIP ONE!!!" I want to point out that when it comes to protecting the most V of VIPs, the Federation tells their own Core Dynamics to take a hike and instead counts on my beloved Faulcon DeLacy! And what ship does Crimson choose to take them on? Another Faulcon DeLacy! The music choice here is *perfect*! At Universal Studios in Orlando, they have a music themed roller coaster called the Rip Ride Rocket. It's a great coaster, and has a sound system built into each seat. You get to pick your own soundtrack for the ride on a little touchscreen when you first sit down. They recently cut down the song options (boo!), but in the past the song I picked every time was Kickstart My Heart. So the idea of whipping around like crazy with this song blasting brings back great memories. o7!

[@herpderpified]

Reminds me of the old days, limping in to the repair yard with a handful of broken cannons, a blown canopy, missing multiple tons of armor and clenching a teethful of bounty. The only good excuse you can give the shipmaster for the decline in local population is a banger recent played list

[@JK-hq6eu]

Federation develops the Pacifier, doesn't use them.

[@gazehound]

no way we got ingame boycotting going on rn

[@thefailtrain2202]

This is the single best advertisement for Elite I've ever seen. Bravo.

[@ZettTheGek]

That an way to make the federation very angry. Starting 3311 to a good start. o7

[@kittskittser605]

i've never used a frag cannon before, but after seeing this, i think i might!

[@CrimsonGamer99]

Overcharged Incendiary frag cannons are some of the strongest weapons in the game.

[@bozo6049]

Don't mix Lavian Brandy and Onionhead kids!

[@godtheone2083]

"Oh, hey, a civilian airliner"

[@ToasterBath]

Lock onto it

[@UniverseIndistries]

•Cat with newspaper• *sets newspaper down* “I should attack Starship One.”

[@FabricioCdaSilva]

The energy management while maneuvering the most agile spicy ship AND totally destroying an entire fleet.... sir, I HATE you

[@CrimsonGamer99]

My pip management was screwy because I had to basically 4-syspip the whole time to avoid getting vaporized.

[@FabricioCdaSilva]

@@CrimsonGamer99 Sir, mind you I feel like a hero when I remember to accelerate, break and use boosters while in combat

[@samuraisquid5636]

I've stuck to exploration and hauling and can't seem to stop myself from falling into a loop where me and the other ships simply "joust" back and fourth but damn is this smoooooooth.

[@LordOfGilneas]

*"Jarvis, Give me a phat beat to Commit Interstellar Crime to"* *My Name's not Jarvis* "Tomato Tomatoe."

[@CrimsonGamer99]

If we wanna get technical, my ship's COVAS is named Verity, but I had a feeling this vid was gonna reach a wider audience than just elite nerds.

[@Danspy501st]

Ah..... Starship One..... My old foe. I remember when I first encountered it (I know this is unlikely your first encounter with it, but just stay with me) I got the Sol Permit, and worked in and out of Sol for a while. I saw the first capital ship near Earth. I went to it and were able to fly around it without any issues. I thought it was because I was allied with Federation, and I cant remember which rank I was in with them as I was working my rear to get the Corvette. It was a time before the Second Thargoid War. Even in a time when Hudson was still in power. Fast forward after a few days or weeks. I saw an other capital ship showing up my scanner near Mars. I choose to go there as to check it out. When I arrived I could see it was Starship One, with alot of escorts. My curiosity got the better of me. I choose to fly closer to get a closer look. "What could go wrong?" I thought. "Im pals with the Feds, they wont shoot at me because I got close to the literally Air Force One in the space" Oh boy. How wrong I was. I barely got within around 500 meters of Spaceship One before I got a warning about a bounty. I was confused but pressed on for abit before flipping my ship around to fly away. It was when I heard my computer warning me of being under attack. I show my scanner getting lit up by red dots showing they are firing. I hit the gas and tried to get away as quick I could while trying to dodge the incoming fire. I tried to get away from the mass lock so I could get into super cruise and to go a station asap to pay of that bounty. Well.... That was my plan. The next I knew before I was even able to charge the FSD, was that I saw my destroyed ship drifting away from me. Lucky it was only my Asp Explore, so it wasnt alot of pay back with the credits. Still made a dent in them and my goal to get the Corvette. I now know not to f around with that capital ship ever again, and made me wary of ANY capital ship in the future.

[@slickpbw331]

Yeah, baby, Whack the Bee's Nest while blasting some Motley Crue!! Awesome!!!

[@legendaryonii6989]

Some real guardians of the galaxy energy

[@sparkyails123]

Great song, Great video. o7 Commander

[@datwitchyswordfan]

Greetings from an old No Mans Sky player! Keep up the good flying ace.

[@cozycrusader5]

starting 3311 off with a bang o7

[@HyperMuffin12]

What a way to kick off the new year

[@youtubeisgarbage900]

this is how it felt playing starfox as a kid, super happy to see games have kept jet combat alive

[@burstcity3832]

JMJ of Oxygene fame is a favourite of mine, it was big when the original Elite launched, so many memories whilst blasting!

[@hms_howe]

even to this day im still reminded that ED combat is just peak

[@estebangarcia8730]

This is making me reconsider my career as a peaceful explorer.😅

[@schrotthandler1648]

I´ve watched this 5 times now

[@daggerace9918]

Kickstart my Heart is the international anthem of badassery. this video is another page in the massive book that proves it

[@jacobyin5320]

Mr. President, there's been a second Anaconda... OH MY GOD TURN ON THE NEWS THEY HIT SS1!

[@creeloper27]

Is this the definition of "Chaotic Evil"? 🤣

[@pot8552]

meanwhile me struggling with a 3 wing in a haz rez

[@AlexDenton0451]

I am just getting into Elite Dangerous and now you make me want to actually learn combat lol

[@MrGermandeutsch]

Legendary ending. Going out with a bang!

[@btl1994]

remember kids don't drink and fly dock and sip

[@cinchmccoy]

For some reason this video made me fire up ED and buy 100 dollars worth of arx while head banging!!

[@sprocketblue1583]

*holds up my glass* amazing choice, cheers to you, see you in the the black

[@Alpha-zulu-009]

The timing... chef's kiss.

[@ryanhampson673]

I was imbued with the ancient right of Mötley Crüe

[@thomassims3096]

This is my new favourite video.

[@TheEvilShepard]

This found me and it's glorious o7

[@Hunterstiq]

Prez Hudson hiding under his desk in the fetal position because of this

[@Marscommander1]

Its fun to route the battlecruisers, I had to fix my sol faction rep for the battle of sol so they would let me dock lol

[@samucleta]

This Little Maneuver's Gonna Cost me 51 Years in prison

[@Roddy_Zeh]

So beautiful...I miss being in the cockpit...😢

[@RezaQin]

When Amuro and Char have a little disagreement:

[@Comqr]

Now do it with ‘Money for nothing’

[@nickreohr6196]

Guardians of the galaxy kinda vibe. Makes a grown ass man cry

[@kudablyat]

Masterpiece, as always!

[@ShadoMoosess]

Man that is some fluid movement. I need to really practice FA off.

[@seanhorgan6774]

It's not a war crime if it's start my heart time

[@JangelDangel]

This made me reinstall, is that the new python? The pip management, constant over 500 just styling on a fleet. That was gnarly.

[@SgtAwesome97]

I wish I could do cool shit like this with FA off, but due to a physical disability it remains impossible. Surprisingly, it's easier to do it in star citizen since it actually doesn't let your rotation drift, but keeps your direction the same.

[@koneko-2562]

My man did this in a python, (a mid all rounder ship) he’s either brave or foolish to say the least

[@CrimsonGamer99]

Nah fam, this is the new Python Mk.II. It is built for combat, has a fourth large hardpoint, and the same speed as an FDL.

[@alostkommando7420]

lol that opener though

[@TaylorfromPapaLouie]

Guys. I think his boost failed because he didnt have enough energy in capacitor

[@CrimsonGamer99]

Critical pip skill issue 😔

[@Dancingrage]

{Aura's Vox from EvE} The Capacitor Is Empty.

[@dunkyboii]

was this done in solo play?

[@CrimsonGamer99]

Yes. If someone routs the farragut in Open play, it disappears for everyone in Open play. Idk where it goes or for how long.

[@Tank_Facts]

BOOST FAILED: INSUFFICIENT ENERGY IN CAPACITOR

[@CrimsonGamer99]

critical pip skill issue

[@kindredrivers4008]

Absolute Space-Chad hahaha

[@larryjeff]

I NEED to get Pacifiers NOW

[@JK-hq6eu]

It just occurred to me that you posted assaulting Starship One on THAT date.

[@charlospop6583]

That was 100.000.000 you just wasted... MONEY WELL SPENT

[@Zachius920]

Python Mk2 is by far the best addition to the game in years. its so MF fun for this shit

[@nickolaswiebeck6429]

That’s one way to crash out I suppose.

[@Cluelesssomethinsomething]

Next video running from the consequences blasting Panama

[@connorthomas2667]

this ship would take like many hours just to build even if you had the credits

[@CrimsonGamer99]

The total cost of this ship and all outfitting is 138 million credits. This is the easy part. You can earn that in a couple hours if you know how. Unlocking and leveling all required engineers will take an estimated 10-15 hours. Gathering enough mats and running around to each engineer base to fully engineer the ship based on the build I linked in the description will take an additional 10 hours. The prismatics and the pacifiers are powerplay exclusive modules and are an additional 10-20ish hours of grinding power ranks, depending on the power you choose. Welcome to Elite Dangerous.

[@QuirkyView]

I tried something like this once and exploded instantly P.S. I think the capacitor might not have enough energy to boost.

[@Garlakel]

if the weapon sounds were a bit louder it would be PEAK

[@CrimsonGamer99]

Unfortunately Elite's audio balancing isn't the greatest. And pacifiers in particular are one of the quietest weapons in the game.

[@Garlakel]

@@CrimsonGamer99 Should have brought some louder guns smth...

[@Smooth836]

No idea what the game is abiut but it gives hell yeah energy

[@SakaraCoyfox]

Ya know, this song's from 89, so there's a high probability someone actually did this to this song with Elite 84 x'D At least with Elite II (93?)

[@Dancingrage]

Oh, gods the memories. I remember playing E2 ages ago, one of my favorites alongside StarFlight from back in the day (Amiga had best gfx for that game), there were some surprisingly ahead of their time games that got put out mid 80's to mid 90s, when everyone else was bitching about Doom.

[@Shotgun_Gospel]

Man, how hard are your shields to be able to soak like over a minute's worth of concentrated fire and not collapse?

[@zat-1-fury]

At some point I should do power play just so I can get into sol 😅

[@zat-1-fury]

Even though I already helped defend it from thargoids😢

[@TomTomTom9146]

most mentally stable delaine follower

[@meidomiseri]

BRO it says Starship one, YOU ARE FIRING ON THE PRESIDENT Let me know if you do it again ^_^

[@CrimsonGamer99]

Lol oopsie. Btw do you know where Emperor Duval's Majestic-class Interdictor is?

[@pshigoczkij]

@@CrimsonGamer99 don't you dare...

[@CrimsonGamer99]

@@pshigoczkij I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN

[@shadowmystery5613]

@@CrimsonGamer99 If I ever find it I tell ya, there can be only one and it's going to be Aisling 😚

[@diamondcreepah]

​@@CrimsonGamer99NO JOKER, DON'T ASSASSINATE THE EMPEROR! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME SOMEONE DID THAT!

[@jpardoa94]

Now do it in the default sidewinder

[@omegich3750]

Does anybody have this build to share? I need it for study as I'm bad at fitting

[@CrimsonGamer99]

Yeah, it's in the description. I also have a meta engineering guide on my channel.

[@omegich3750]

Ohh, didn't notice that, thank you!

[@dairiskuznecovs7233]

i understand that ships would "drift" because of inertia due to no drag or gravity but just from this video ship controls feel so wrong rofl even though its right

[@MrMarvelS30]

What will happen if you could destroy starship one?

[@FelixFearon]

What steering config do you use? Whenever I try to fly with assist off my ship starts spinning uncontrollably with the tiniest input.

[@CrimsonGamer99]

VKB Gladiator NXT R, VKB Gladiator Omni L, default curves, 5% deadzone.

[@darthtempest4722]

Yo like for real i wish they just update the Xbox version dang

[@venomdragon7853]

Don't worry, just give the president a few billion and it'll be like nothing ever happened!

[@bonnyboi]

What flight stick do you use?

[@CrimsonGamer99]

VKB Gladiator R, VKB Omni L

[@joshbored15]

​@@CrimsonGamer99 What do you have the omni bound to? I've seen other dual sticks use the left for lateral/vertical but curious about yours (and what you use for main thrust if you do go that way, pedals?)

[@CrimsonGamer99]

@joshbored15 The Omni is designed for 6-axis spaceflight. It is angled 45 degrees and you can consider it an omnidirectional thrust control. Center no input is 0 throttle. Push forward for forward thrust. Pull back for reverse thrust. Roll left/right for lateral left/right. Twist stick up/down for lateral up/down. It's very intuitive once you get the hang of it.

[@joshbored15]

@@CrimsonGamer99 Ah I hadn't considered the twist axis, makes sense! I would need a shit load of resistance to avoid drifting with that thing although I suppose it wouldn't have time to compound and become a problem during combat maneuvers

[@CrimsonGamer99]

@joshbored15 I tend to grip the stick high, twist with my index and thumb as support around the thicker top part. ...Don't repost that out of context.

[@DoctyrEvil]

Now, can you get Starship One to withdraw from Sol?

[@CrimsonGamer99]

It is possible, yes. Doing it solo is tricky. Even my conda that is designed to withstand station guns for 90 seconds gets wiped after only 5 heat vents are destroyed. And the vents seem to adopt a damage resistance as more are destroyed, so the last ones are the hardest.

[@DoctyrEvil]

@@CrimsonGamer99 Sounds like a fun challenge actually! Thanks for explaining it. Great video!