Kickstarter Crap - Hilixxia - Game Application and Auction

[@Divisaw666]

"why hilixxia? lemme show you" >shows picture of 40 year old lady with spaghetti and dubstep music on background im sold

[@crsmyth4428]

Its the spaghetti that really sold me on it. Oh damn this is so old I cant back it anymore. Woe is me

[@yami2998]

@@crsmyth4428 Those spaghetti are fake, don't know where she's from but surely not italy

[@dr.kalculator6698]

That bitch isn't even hot and that's what bothered me

[@dismantledbrain5910]

@@dr.kalculator6698 I thought it was a transsexual. (I still think that)

[@dr.kalculator6698]

@@dismantledbrain5910 lmfao, watch her actually be one

[@alicesmith8134]

this is still the most confusing thing I have ever seen

[@kiefac]

+eastervan1 ayy

[@eastervan1]

kiefac has dank maymays ayy lmao.......

[@eastervan1]

Avadar 23.8 IT'S RICHARD D JAMES

[@2lowkey100]

Oh, you're the one that makes the JoeysWorldTour goofs

[@2lowkey100]

Sadepiffy, that's it

[@MK-bl1sr]

to an italian speaker, the way she speaks italian sounds like iDubbbz doing his "eastern european boy" voice to an english speaker

[@katatonikbliss]

thank you for that

[@dysonburt3309]

She would have learned proper Italian but alas she could not afford €26.95

[@NotRogers]

dyson burt I would love to get to the trophy room and jerk off to the softcore porn... But alas, I don’t have €26.95

[@franklinbadge1215]

Very true

[@anythingbutmyrealname]

But Edupps

[@IAmNumber4000]

This is more of a documentary of a sad, dead-end relationship between a clueless retired / failed businessman and his crazy trophy wife than it is an actual pitch video.

[@samxd7009]

Absolutely agree.

[@hellatze]

What a horror story.

[@hellatze]

Kinda creep me out

[@anonymousguy1188]

*retired/failed trophy wife

[@carbonvibes177]

SamxD a a

[@kyleerae6948]

This kickstarter is like when ur friend forces you to look at their vacation pictures except worse because ur paying for it and it's not even ur friend...

[@zaneklassen384]

And you can only see at most 3 per month

[@otal2294]

This guy was making NFT's before they even existed. What a visionary. Insane, but a visionary.

[@getsoucy]

I was hoping to see a comment like this lmao

[@shioq.]

you mean "cuck"

[@jonnyalec5646]

@@shioq. dude said cuck unironically lmao

[@IAmTheBigBoy]

@@jonnyalec5646 Yes he did. And he's not wrong

[@Halo-vh9ku]

HOLY SHIT I WAS JUST THINKING THIS

[@FaumauNZ]

BUT IAN! IF YOU DONATE $50 YOU GET A BOTTLE OPENER

[@FaumauNZ]

FOR FREE

[@loganoates6683]

Phovon Beats It isn't for free.

[@FaumauNZ]

rlly

[@fredboi9863]

Logan Oates im mr. meeseeks LOOK AT ME.

[@Wolfen__]

Lol the like ratio is quite "devilish" on this comment 😂😂😈

[@skookyskellingtons]

A sign a project is good is when the creator can't pronounce his own last name correctly and the italian art director speaks italian with an american accent.

[@MisterBones2910]

Well to be fair, a lot of people can't pronounce their own last names correctly; for instance Josh "Fyer-Steen" Feuerstein.

[@Syntax_Error98]

But she isn't American.

[@rob0duck430]

+lumach68 she's clearly not Italian

[@Syntax_Error98]

Rob0Duck 42K I think I saw someone in the comments say she's Czech or Hungarian or something.

[@rob0duck430]

***** I saw that also

[@Employment613]

I heard Hilixia was bought out and became the foundation for Raid: Shadow Legend.

[@VexenDmitri]

With unique customizable italian wig b*tch!

[@LesyasHowTos]

:-D That was good

[@dbgrfdg]

Is it still all real 100% authentic background no CGI and 100% improv tho?

[@soup_fetcher_boi]

Fr?

[@x3_2.0]

@@soup_fetcher_boi fr

[@DaveGrean]

The woman at 2:23 isn't even Italian, like AT ALL. She's struggling to pronounce words she clearly doesn't even understand. Just mentioning it since I don't expect everyone to notice, and it's fucking weird that they did that.

[@richardbottom9843]

I'm not italian and I don't even speak italian, it still hurt my ears

[@mexitrash4926]

I speak Spanish and could kinda make out some words and could tell there was a really strong accent.

[@Laserkarp]

+Adan Villa dude I speak italian and my ears are bleeding she doesn't even gets the articles correclty

[@jungla3]

I'm Swedish, but I could still hear that something was really off. Just- unnatural.

[@chrispfeiffer6905]

+jungla3 I'm gay and I bring a unique perspective so I would say she's not Italian. Wow, a new kickstarter idea! Gay men classify accents!

[@schalkespringer]

"Your Girlfriend Is Not As Hot As You Think She Is" The Game

[@demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890]

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute

[@clydenine2902]

+Anal Prolapse In My Bum When I'm Filled With Cum By Onii-Chan And His Friends While I'm A Cumdump I'm going to have to steal that name.

[@zixise]

Awesome lol that's the best comment ever

[@MiraSubieGirl]

Star Wars The Last Italian

[@rdsasuke1]

go fuck your self she is damn beautiful

[@germanogirardelli]

Italian dude here. Her """"italian"""" is painful to listen to and has a strong russian accent.

[@weirddudecastillo7280]

germano girardelli as a spanish speaker, i heard some spanish words, but italian did not come close

[@THEPELADOMASTER]

@@weirddudecastillo7280 A spanish and an italian speaker could very possibly understand each other. A lot of words are similar or straight up the same.

[@almightyfalcon]

@@THEPELADOMASTER Both developed directly from Latin, so I'm not too surprised

[@almightyfalcon]

@Jimmy Rustling I think she might be Czech, but I'm not sure

[@gigi.verdad]

@Jimmy Rustling fantastico come tu abbia switchato da inglese a italiano, hai resto perfettamente l'idea di come suona il suo accento

[@DarkLordLinkOfficial]

I still hear this guy saying "hilixxia" in my dreams years after first watching this video

[@stephenh2319]

No he said what he meant.

[@kermitkillshimself6530]

No he means what he implied

[@Smoothieman7]

No he implied what he said to mean

[@kermitkillshimself6530]

No he means what he implied to ment to imply to mean

[@bruh7230]

Smoothieman7 that is confusing

[@LemonWedge123]

This is the most incredibly vague piece of shit I've ever seen. This guy must be a politician as his main job, only a government employee can talk so much without saying anything at all.

[@darl4204]

LemonWedge123 He probably writes the KZbin policies too.

[@Tiger_Simple]

This game is so vague that it can be an art house piece

[@dcarterm8371]

You're a nerd. You should meet my uncle.

[@kordlesskure]

It's like white noise. He just opens his mouth and says a whole lot of nothing.

[@innayaafzal7532]

You mean *vag* I'm sorry

[@artsyaidan]

"Hmm.. Honey, we're completely broke after our worldwide vacation!" "Well, we've got all those pictures of me... We could sell them as softcore porn?" "Alright let's do that, but way more complicated!"

[@mrcorpsman123]

I'm going to have to start a Kickstarter to fund my medical bills for the cancer this Kickstarter gave me

[@Kevinlinaresroller]

loool

[@fourplat]

id back it

[@kermitkillshimself6530]

Pay for my crippling Depression All these white male Kickstarters have given me Ptsd Std's AIDS Herpes Other sexual diseases Cancer Osteoporosis crippling depression I DEMAND for my white friends to pay for my PTSD (and friends)

[@j3nnytool]

$5

[@TOOxPHONKEE]

Lmao

[@alexkrueger9415]

I honestly wonder what percent of these are for money laundering? Like in general on kickstarter

[@4TheWinQuinn]

haha *click* yes that's a 9mm. come with me

[@user-sw1wq8lh2w]

laundering by funding your own project? i don't get it

[@alexkrueger9415]

throw the money in as somebody else, when it gets kicked back out, the money has come from a source not directly linkable to you. ex: I set a project with a goal of 20000 and I from a variety of accounts make large "charitable" donations to this. So long as the the kickstarter accounts aren't immediately recognizable as myself or a puppet person controlling it, the money comes in "cleaned" as the kickstart payout. Thats just one of a few possible ways.

[@user-sw1wq8lh2w]

Alexander Krueger​ that's one tricky way to run a front, also that only works for digital payments that need laundering, which are already recordable by the government, isn't that the point of laundering? Interesting look at it though

[@user-sw1wq8lh2w]

Alexander Krueger Oh I see you don't mean refunded you mean directly fund the campaign, yea, that'd work, but so many of these don't reach funding

[@olivialambert4124]

I'm not sure he knows what a game is. Usually they involve gameplay.

[@KatSpicert]

Nah this is gameplay, the next level of gameplay. Its beyond our understanding, that's why you don't get it!

[@cesarromo3398]

Bot

[@olivialambert4124]

@@cesarromo3398 Beep boop.

[@manjitmishra410]

Why do you think you have 1.59k subscribers?

[@sontang5621]

@@manjitmishra410 What is that question? She didn't say anything remotely related to your question

[@_Hakiko]

She's obviously Rodger from American Dad.

[@lumen8341]

ohmygod

[@sonydschx200]

😂😂😂

[@missionhill7863]

I spat water all over the place for this comment, holy fuck

[@TheMestter]

xD

[@TastesLikePanda]

Say what you want, but a fake machu picchu really turns me off.

[@sforbesgocka]

TastesLikePanda machu pichu! Use thunderwipe

[@JSchaffer214]

It's now been 5 years and after watching this video several times, I still have no clue what they're selling in this video other than skin pics of this chick. Also, the guy in this gives me the, "I have a dream to run my own porn studio" vibe.

[@potgnom]

"I have a dream to run my own porn studio but my wife says 'no' and I had to reach a compromise with her"

[@SelectKiko]

the best part is that I don't think that woman is a native Italian speaker.

[@JRT176]

Gypsies maybe? That's a high-grade scam for them though

[@MiraSubieGirl]

Its a very very gut feeling guess... But I think she is Romanian or even further East... She isn't Russian but something East. Ive heard my kind speak Italian and it was similar.

[@MiraSubieGirl]

Czech (but Czech women are way prettier)... Its gotta be Romania or something Slavic but not Russian. A not so sexy Eastern Nation haha

[@a_decent_name_goes_here]

@@MiraSubieGirl it kinda sounds like Portuguese, I speak Spanish and Portuguese sounds like a shit version of Russian lol, she ssf sounds like that

[@MiraSubieGirl]

@@a_decent_name_goes_here She could have been Portuguese once... Many cheeseburgers ago. Good call... If I was a gambling Woman id stay on Romanian... Transylvanian (yea thats a real place) or maybe even one of the "Stans". (Kazakh, Uzbek etc)

[@yordlop]

"Not actually in front of Machu Picchu, would not bang"

[@timmytacoburrito]

*would not wank

[@magicman9218]

Jokes on you i'll beat it to anything

[@killzone1401]

Ivan Hewitt anything?

[@AlgoCurioso2.0]

That guy can't even pronounce his fake name correctly

[@ethancatalan4259]

He’s trying to slip by the FBI, his shitty pronunciation will do 👌

[@wilhelmdrum7918]

The whole thing feels like a Tim and Eric episode.

[@bennettwaisbren]

This is spot-on.

[@thatpart]

Cinco After Dark

[@bennettwaisbren]

Thanks Cinco.

[@Yungblumpk]

Just watched this on my new cinco phone

[@thatpart]

D. Wilson can you spot me an ounce of cooling gel? I can't make it to Myer's Super Foods until after Chrimbus

[@dylan-5287]

I feel like the woman is his wife and they both think this project is incredibly sexy. They don't seem to understand there's literally no appeal for this to most people.

[@ZaJaClt]

they aint heard of pronhub

[@spybird5870]

@@ZaJaClt true that. they'd probably not get in the top 1000 there either.

[@tonyreyes3780]

*appealing to no one

[@misterpootisbird5027]

Idubbbz predicted his future

[@dylan-5287]

@@misterpootisbird5027 hahaha maybe this is what changed him.

[@literatedegenerate3800]

It took me 6 years to realise this idea could work if your target audiance was weebs and the soft core porn was hentai.

[@abbcc5996]

its cool when you call it a gacha game

[@jordanalenekay9945]

I fucking love you, Ian. Like, oh my god.

[@VidweII]

And it's entirely plausible he *may* have liked you, right up to the point you used the phrase "like, oh my god." And I'm sure you're sweet, I'm not taking the piss - but people speak so strangely today, like it's totes redick.

[@jordanalenekay9945]

+Lunatic Cringe It's not the way I usually talk, which proves how strong my love is for this man. But I agree, the speech patterns are strange nowadays. "Like" is not a common word in my vocabulary, but more like "oh my goodness" rather than OMG because Oh my god sounds like a young teenager saying it.

[@jordanalenekay9945]

+Lunatic Cringe On a separate note, I'm fond of that phrase, "it's totes redick." Wonderful use of irony.

[@VidweII]

Jordan Lemasters Totes McGoats is a nice pairing with the Goat Horn section of tonight's ShitStarter menu. There's a great aioli sauce accompaniment. And yes I understand. I'm not gay but would randy his johnson any 'ol tick. It's the sapiosexual perv *in me* . (entendre *maybe* intended)

[@jordanalenekay9945]

+Lunatic Cringe Haha, I like what you're bringing to the table, pal. With your wordage and what not. Plus, it's hard to not wanna ravage his man parts, I mean, it is Ian were talking about here. I wouldn't blame ya.

[@cb7788]

Quarantine and a Kickstarter crap binge go hand in hand

[@kassbrookmusic]

Facts

[@SnowPaw404]

I just watch all the Kickstarter crap videos when falling asleep anyway

[@florencepp7236]

indeed first time watching kickstartercrap from old to new and it's epic

[@roygilliard5959]

True

[@cthult7856]

That's true haha

[@basedsalvy]

This guy must be hella pissed teenagers are spending thousands of dollars on PNGs of cartoons when 8 years ago people laughed at him for trying to sell pictures of his wife in costumes.

[@dayronarias4972]

9:45 pay attention to her.

[@dayronarias4972]

Also buy my magazine.

[@ap1s2k78]

Dayron Arias lmao

[@Rwy801998]

Yes, father

[@69Macaquinho69]

The real dayron aryas would've said "pay attention to me"

[@brianhutcherson1700]

Look it's daryus Arian

[@GrayveRoseMusic]

It took me a while to figure it out, sort of like the lore to silent hill or something, you really have to dig deep and lay it all out and piece it together: Basically what they was trying to do is make an app for bidding on photographs, they are mainly based around Photography (hence the originalphotodesign website name). So, you get on the app and basically place a bid for a photo you want, and eventually you can win it for your own personal use. The misconception that threw everyone off is, they are using this thick sexy Italian girl in every photo, so its making it come off as they are trying to make some kind of porn app where you vote on this girl in these different places or whatever and win it for "personal use"; when in reality she was just a model posing to demonstrate context. The demonstration is just so obsessed and centered around her that its really hard to understand anything beyond it being for soft-core porn. They obviously did not do a good job of explaining their app fundamentally, and I'm glad they didn't because its hilariously awful. Besides the app itself is pointless, there's google image search and sites like Shutterstock if you want legit photographs to use for something.

[@thedarklordx]

wow, that's one hell of a plot twist

[@Chickenbowser]

Thanks for the explanation. I have watched this video multiple times and I was growing concerned for my own ability to comprehend because I still couldn't figure out what the hell was going on in this project. Granted the curvy fake Italian girl was some nice eye candy but they really shot themselves in the foot by trying to over-sexualize this app. It just came off as Skinamax photo album rather than a legit photo auction site.

[@JakeTakesTheCakes]

Okay but why did they have a part where she’s sitting at a table “picking models” by picking pictures of herself?

[@tony98boss]

"The completely fake Italian girl"

[@tuser8]

Still doesn’t explain the gladiatorial fight.

[@forgottenshadows7548]

when he paused at the perfect moment and then emulated the girl's face, it became clear that if there is ever a live action zelda movie, iDubbbz needs to play the happy mask salesman

[@metachrist723]

Was looking for this

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

"WHAT WAS THAT!?" "Sex Sells, Morty." "Sex sells _WHAT?_"

[@CougarSmoocher]

Why are you quoting me

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

Rick Sanchez Because you say some good shit.

[@dickmaus5484]

Dead on.

[@CougarSmoocher]

+Vegas Vanga ok

[@signaturespencer7494]

+Vegas Vanga I agree if they roleplay on random sites, but I don't think they're creepy in general, only if they RP in places not meant for role-playing

[@AbandonedRaven]

This Kickstarter Crap and the Dayron Arias one are my favorite episodes. I've seen them both so many times. Just seeing iDubbbz get so furious and calling out the creators of the Kickstarter so much over how terrible the product their selling truly is, is the funniest thing ever, keep it up!

[@blueprint.8023]

hello fellow binge watchers whose binge watching kickstarter crap

[@coltonwilson]

me

[@herbert42069]

I’m doing it constantly❤️

[@hatsofmadness939]

G r e e t i n g s, I'm on my third binge lmfao

[@Cavemanbrain]

BLUEBERRY [ TF2 ] your comment was a critical hit

[@theLIESyouTRUST]

Greetings.

[@cemyurdusev5129]

now he eats sewer pickles

[@ryand8294]

Cem Yurdusev Actually, it's a storm drain.

[@cemyurdusev5129]

thats pretty good

[@KusagariBlues]

Actually, it's a storm drain.

[@tuser8]

_ACTUALLY, IT’S-_

[@GeekinGecko]

Now he makes top 10 lists

[@RoyUnit]

This is the equivalent of paying for rare pepes. You're spending good money for something that is unlimitedly available elsewhere online.

[@ganifraterdogan1062]

implying pepes aren't better fap material

[@MiraSubieGirl]

Also most of the girls ive caught my BF watching arent tucking in their Fupa's like this bitch was.

[@AdolfHitler-xp1nx]

"most of the girls ive caught my BF watching arent tucking in their Fupa" your BF is a slimy pig for sure

[@dennishallada890]

@@MiraSubieGirl you're not with them anymore, are you?

[@cuboxy]

Dude predicted nfts

[@ghostthred7002]

It's always a good sign when you have more questions after watching the informational video on the product

[@UseZapCannon]

I still have no idea what the fuck this is supposed to be

[@K0ester]

Tutwater a year later and I still don't either

[@BolverkAtlasia]

I really don't like this new direction that Dead or Alive Xtreme is taking.

[@khaymenbrock645]

God, this comment. I love it.

[@lakenash7947]

+Khaymen Brock Fuck off

[@zixise]

This video has the best comments ever

[@Faelocke]

Lol

[@beausexualaf8525]

One of my favourites. Ian's pure confusion is gold.

[@jigbie7922]

my favorite too, this project is so zany and insane

[@taiao7700]

This confused me to the point of frustration

[@DeathMetalDingbat]

This the type of kickstarter michael scott would make.

[@JLPicard1648]

8:40 "Dude, just say it." *lists off about a dozen euphemisms in a row*

[@michaelhaydenbell]

Yes. Yes that was what happened.

[@TheBlazingshinobi]

Why making the lady speak italian when she's not even good at it?

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

"Because that's tje Italian Way"

[@samuelzanini5902]

she's speaking Italian YET SHE'S NOT WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT

[@Mitri_the_teifling]

My beautiful and amazing mistress but the idea if it is fucking retarded. "can you speak Italian?" "yeah sorta" "great I need you to read this script entirely in Italian" "but I speak English..."

[@MiraSubieGirl]

I think they are obviously targeting Western Teenage men. Italian babe gets away with some gut and big nose. I think shes Romanian, id know I am Russian.

[@REALwoombath]

4:34 When you bite the peach. 4:37 When the peach bites back.

[@griffinhighly]

lmao

[@outgoyourlights4821]

Lol, the video expresses how "italian" the girl is by showing her in a bed of spaghetti and eating a whole pizza

[@medicisoldier2790]

I think the idea here is porn images are auctioned off,and the images go to the highest bidder,and once you win enough,you unlock the trophy room.

[@sammyscrungusfullstreams910]

+Panau Soldier but do you have to pay for the images in the trophy room? Is there a trophy room auction? Why would I pay for pictures of this guys sex slave?

[@respectdat1]

+Oral B If I had to guess what happens here, they say that they're going to add pictures to the "game" each month, probably hinting that there will be a trophy room winner a month. Essentially I think you're bidding for the trophy room... and all the other photos you're bidding on are just milestones to get you to that room. But what's to stop the winners from uploading the photos to the internet? What's to stop the winners from selling these photos?

[@aceman0000099]

+Panau Soldier fuck off bro get with the times, its medici now

[@ryanh1013]

Yes but why would anyone do this.

[@respectdat1]

Ryan Humphreys And this right here is EXACTLY why it is on Kickstarter CRAP...

[@Thegreatdane269]

This is the one Kickstarter from Kickstarter Crap that I can't wrap my head around. All the others, no matter how shitty, I could at least see some kind of logic behind. This one is just such a fever dream though. But, now that I think about it, the Dayron Arias Magazine also has to be up there in terms of nonsensical delusion.

[@75145able]

The founder is just the wig girls sugar daddy, and she asked him to make a game about her so she can show herself off

[@cat2556]

Plot twist- The founder and wig girl are the same person

[@masterman1001]

Plot twist - Both are actually just a broom.

[@heartache5742]

Masashiro Knight of Cookieland actually, it's a storm drain

[@DeRockMedia]

plot twist - the broom is really a horse

[@thorn_lekoh]

What's best with this stuff is that if by some kind of miracle that shit would've been funded, all of these "images" he talks so proudly of would've been uploaded on dozens of websites for free at the end of day one.

[@NonTwinBrothers]

Honestly this, Dayron Arias, and My Mems are the most amazingly confusing out-of-nowhere kickstarter projects I think I have ever had my eyes witness

[@Optiplex321]

I love how the little "Raul Velez" title when he introduces himself says Hilxxia instead of Hilixxia.

[@Relaxe1]

This is one of those things that makes so little sense that it´s amazing and inconceivable.

[@stephaniemorrissey123]

10 years later and I'm still watching this due to how unbelievably baffling it is.

[@tikunhiplaaja631]

So basically they are selling softcore porn stock photos through an app that costs money.

[@MatryoshkasInsanity]

her italian is so bad that I understand the english subtitles better ( and I'm italian )

[@randomcgaylord1018]

My beautiful and amazing mistress Alright lady, here's the thing. Nobody really cares what sort of relationship you have with your husband/boyfriend/sugar daddy/whatever the fuck he is to you; different strokes and shit, we don't judge. But why did you take this to Kickstarter? Why did you think that was a good place to get your bizarre exhibitionism rocks off?

[@kikinoel9793]

Ikr smh, im not really good with typing or english. But i cant help the erdge to trow a book at her.

[@Jartran72]

@@randomcgaylord1018Has the woman responded here in the past or what? Remember what she said?

[@ThatGastrodon]

This project was so ahead of it's time. It's like a mix of gacha and NFTs

[@QuinnInk20]

500+ softcore images...? These guys stand no chance. Pornhub alone has an insane amount of content already and there's still hundreds of porn sites out there...Jeez.

[@jakedesnake97]

Why do I still have no idea what this app is supposed to be?

[@allenwright123]

Jacob Raymond A softcore porn phone application

[@TheMrKeksLp]

+Allen Wright ...that costs money

[@allenwright123]

itzJanuary almost every softcore porn app costs money.. usually just $1-3 though, I recommend bing with safesearch off.

[@TheMrKeksLp]

Allen Wright Yeah, but who wants softcore porn and why do I need an app for that?

[@allenwright123]

itzJanuary .......to fap?..

[@Diggs64]

Glad to see I’m not the only one who came back to re experience og idubbbz

[@vzwGrey]

And why do they want $74,000 if they apparently have enough money to travell all around the world?

[@mistrkill]

Ikr

[@mistrkill]

Ikr

[@slaireawesome2824]

Ikr

[@slaireawesome2824]

Ikr

[@Artyomthewalrus]

IKR

[@spiritmint5929]

Do these people know what a game is?

[@retroriot5707]

+Sjwaria Law oh shit, sick burn bro, you just got a subscriber

[@junk5501]

+Sjwaria Law veery guud cawmeent 77/100

[@Donutyeehaw]

Sjwaria Law edgy

[@radenwolfsburg]

This one really got to the dubbbster, 13 min. Wow, idip, great work, keep it up. Proud of you. -Michelle obama

[@Thatsaspicymemeball]

idddip*

[@alinelaura7714]

As a lover of photography, I have to say some costumes, lighting, scenery... It's very beautiful, but wtf is this? Not a game, for sure. Why not just sell is as a photo set? I really like the pictures, sure, but there's no way in hell I'd pay 15 dollars for an app that I don't know shit about. It's just a 100% failure.

[@aproxamillionwasps474]

Aline Laura the pictures are... good? I didn't think so. Decent maybe but like Ian said there's millions of pictures on the internet that are better than this lol

[@AdolfHitler-xp1nx]

italy FTL

[@AdolfHitler-xp1nx]

italy (and germany) made the aventador, and they made those ugly MIDWF's (mothers i don't wanna fuck)

[@Steve-Fiction]

Stupidly rare reply, but the application doesn't necessarily cost that much. It's just the reward for pledging that much. This is one of the main issues with Kickstarter Crap, that Ian doesn't understand the rewards on Kickstarter. You're not supposed to get your money's worth, what you're actually paying for is the completion of the project.

[@Steve-Fiction]

Drakenessd I don't disagree

[@dancooperfication]

The entire fucking world has become a Tim And Eric sketch.

[@phoenix_wordsmith]

I don't get it, you'd have to see the pictures to bet on them so what's stopping people from joining an auction and screen shoting / print screening the images? This "game" wouldn't work

[@venchair1203]

So by trophy room he means spank bank.

[@brovid-19]

Fort Cox

[@andusz5518]

what was it actually? i mean... was it a game? or a pornsite? or a gallery that you have to pay for (instead of pressing prt. sc.)? like... what is this?

[@scarletnight4554]

seems like pornography that you pay for

[@andusz5518]

scarlet night that bad?

[@scarletnight4554]

Roósz Andusz yup

[@andusz5518]

The Man but it itsn't even that! what is this place?

[@leilahnicki2111]

Roósz Andusz Joke :D

[@F4GRAPHICS]

Hahahahahaha 'The beauty is unimaginable it's luxurious, it's beyond your wildest dreams' *shows bizarre image of scantily clad middle-aged lady dressed as Tutankhamun with huge golden ears for some reason*

[@GamingWithCubby]

Lost it at the "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SELLING?!" Hahaha

[@jacobpacheco3165]

you are literally trying to sell pictures of a semi-attractive italian woman

[@notcpu6139]

def not Italian

[@SuperAWaC]

she looks like some kinda mix of greek/sicilian. she is wearing so much makeup it is hard to tell.

[@lbranco93]

she isn't italian, she speaks italian badly

[@BlackJester57]

I think shes attractive though that might just be because I feel so bad for this shitty Kickstarter project.

[@MegaMawileTheNommer]

They must be Itallian, because there sure as hell is alot of Butter in those faces.

[@youliahadzhidimova5260]

These guys must have the most amazing wedding photo album. I genuinely mean that. (It's probably not an album. It's probably a bizarre 3d photo temple. That you can install on your phone.)

[@chaggottx4618]

I still don't even understand what this even was in the first place

[@chelseaoguike7570]

Same tbh XD 😝😂

[@Yakanhikoerotikkushiti]

I think this wasn't even a game it sounded more like a bid on photos based on his wife or some cuckery shit. Really weird as hell of a concept.

[@TheShadesOfBlack]

In the intro where the camera zooms in on the planet, I remember seeing that tutorial on Adobe After Effects 3D website. They just copied it.

[@evankelly121]

Revisiting this in 2022 and this dude basically invented nfts a decade ago

[@edstars321]

Thats defo Roger from American dad, dont think you slick

[@CharityDiary]

These people spelled Hilixxia wrong in their own video...

[@ultrajeb5689]

4:56 She is Bald!

[@amandajensen3382]

We got em, boys.

[@alanisangelis4286]

I've watched this almost every day for 2 years to understand what's going on and I still don't know and it's November 2016

[@wizztopemalol2747]

did you nut

[@eccremocarpusscaber5159]

Alanis Angelis I’m still here, wondering the same thing.

[@AMan-xz7tx]

The date is January 26th, the year? 2020. Entertainment is a mixed æther of opinions, and comedy is similar, except it’s entirely surreal and edgy content. This Kickstarter has yet to finally be understood, scholars study it to find what it means, but to no avail. This is the singularity of all entertainment.

[@KuntaKinteToby]

A guy with too much money and no clue what a game is tried to sell softcore porn pictures of his wife to horny teenagers. Someone should tell him what a video game is, and what porn sites are.

[@mrshitfacemcgee]

ive been here for many a history

[@SomeRandomPictures]

hilixxia feels like a troll to me, like he wants to insult our intelligence lol

[@thesuperpierre59]

or fuck whit it

[@Naterdx]

We'll the projects are realy crap anyways

[@BrendanCS]

i wish it was. ive seen a few videos about this, theres another one making fun of this, and he commented all over both of them. which also could be a troll but i feel like the dozen comments all 40 lines or more in broken english is a bit of overkill for a troll. i think we are just dealing with an idiot sadly

[@topeconhello]

4 years later and I still cant properly figure out what this project is about and why

[@milanotovic8223]

She is not even Italian her accent is strange.

[@carbonerium]

Haha i thought it was czech at first :p

[@piggy201]

carbonerium it sounds like it

[@Diskhate]

+Milan Otovic Sono al dir poco d'accordo! (translation: i totally agree)

[@milanotovic8223]

Non dovresti tradurre amico, studio Italiano da quando ero undici.

[@Diskhate]

Si ma gli altri che leggono si potrebero incuriosire : ) Comunque scusa se ti correggo: si dice "studio italiano da quando avevo undici anni"...dire "da quando ero undici" non ha senso...al massimo potresti dire "da quando ero undicenne"...ma non sarebbe proprio linguaggio di uso molto corretto : )

[@GoldenGoblinSupport]

I love how visually and genuinely confused idubbbz looks.

[@LilSnooze]

Miss the good ole days

[@loveandlucky3]

I still don't know what they need the money for.

[@Andreazor]

This has to be the best Kickstarter Crap-video so far, because of the mad comments from the actual people in the kickstarter in the video. They don't seem to realize that the stuff they're doing can be found for free, completely legaly.

[@bigspringmedicalllc1342]

Not angry in the least. With regard to the content compared to what can be found for free, The difference is quite clear. Please fell free to subscribe to my channel and you can see for yourself, future updates, and the Progress of HILIXXIA as it goes through the development and testing phases.

[@Andreazor]

Raul Velez What difference is that, exactly? Do tell. I guess you simply don't browse the places I do, thus you have no insight into what you think is "inferior" because it's free. But there's nothing about it that makes it a GAME! There are no game elements what so ever! It's some pathetic attempt at a cash grab with softporn photography that people have to purchase. IT'S NOT A GAME!

[@bigspringmedicalllc1342]

I never said inferior, simply not the same. Read the Kickstarter campaign to get a better idea of what the game format will be. Otherwise, go find something more productive to do rather than waste my time with ridiculous comments and ill mannered behavior. I don't know you, so your rude behavior is indicative of the type of persons I would rather not have dialogue.

[@TrishaMitchell101]

4:30 - 4:40 Omg. I laughed so hard when idubbz zoomed in on that girls face then zoomed out and showed him doing it.

[@Tarkov.]

At first I thought it was awful, but I really got sold on the spaghetti. Sign me up, take all my money.

[@frother]

This is one of the best kickstarter craps. It should have 3x the views it has

[@a.i.l1074]

Have you ever actually watched a porn compilation of just one person? It gets creepy man, you feel like you get to know them, really makes you feel depressed. Would it be better or worse than it's softcore still images I've paid for on my phone with the cracked screen?

[@sammyb7134]

This is the result of dumb people buying cameras and thinking they know what they're doing.

[@morgenstern4.669]

I am Italian and I found offensive when the gal tried to talk in italiano spicy language.

[@eastervan1]

+Nicholas D'alterio were you also offended when she was eating an entire pizza standing up? I was.

[@auggiecunningham]

Vento Aureo

[@peppermintmiso4341]

The whole Kickstarter video feels like those tiring shows about fashion or trends on the awkward times between breakfast in the morning and lunchtime

[@NJLampFilms29]

you should definitely do greenlight graveyard or something about failed terrible greenlight projects

[@lucaspinto9155]

***** naahhh uttp is just a bunch of 8 years old how could i be butthurt about that?

[@lucaspinto9155]

***** ok then... nevermind then

[@tacchinotacchi]

btw, she is obviously not Italian and I wonder if she just memorized syllables and repeated them without knowing the meaning

[@boilingoden7984]

Me: shows my prents something i'm interested in. My parents: 9:22

[@Ghenry]

9:38 "How did JFK get my spaghetti video?"

[@deimoskaischylos]

GhenryPerez I, er, ah, am king of the world!