Kids In The Hall - POR-EEF

[@natesanders9104]

This is why in 2024 that The Kids in the Hall are still relevant and hilarious. Big Ag is still having a grand ole time in these here territories of da United State and Canada.

[@finnhaverkamp]

I need to start incorporating "late for your losers meeting, are you?" into my daily vocabulary.

[@theredheadsaidNYC]

Bruce is frighteningly good as a smarmy salesman.

[@iVenge]

This was simply one of the best comedy shows ever created. It’s horribly underrated, but it’s right up there with SCTV and Monty Python.

[@clockworkNate]

It's not up there., it's past them 😄

[@421bb4]

@@clockworkNate I agree hands down best show of all time

[@ElTurbinado]

*adds 1 to count of people in youtube comment sections who don't know what "underrated" means*

[@famousmortimer7933]

Yeah, you are the dullard bud.

[@metalmario1231]

Love this show and im glad it came back

[@simonbelanger3923]

"Ma'am, do I come to your job and jump up and down on the end of the bed?" ^-- That burn was a thing of beauty.

[@lavinder11]

@TheSapphireDragon1 he's calling her a prostitute

[@witchyfingers9281]

One of my all time favorite lines.

[@buckbundy8642]

“I don’t get it” “Not since expo 67’ huh huh huh”

[@nebulousisgod]

@Maxton Uriel haha you’re the guys this sketch is making fun of, you know

[@nebulousisgod]

@Toby Colson Whatever you say, *stranger*

[@jmcuzzupe84]

Bruce was my favorite kid from this series

[@jeffsims8270]

@4862cjc Bobby Terrance is pretty rockin!🤘

[@diannemose244]

1:40 "that were only mildly drugged "😂

[@kurtanglerookieyear]

This is the great thing about KITH. Going with "Bork" would have been too easy

[@MrUndoe]

Hey I like Bork, she’s a good singer!

[@pryingeyes1551]

Poreef sounds almost dignified. French maybe. What they're selling is definitely Bork.

[@MuckyPup115]

“Cat Food?! Ma’am, How would you know what cat food tastes like?”

[@blairbird8022]

I finally found the clip with huge burn I've been remembering since this aired. Thank you great person.

[@FrancisR420]

I love the hippie vegetarian who stopped eating meat because it wasn't made of enough animals and didn't taste good enough

[@ngobleus]

Still a better excuse than one of my cousins who claimed meat upset his stomach...but only ate chicken nuggets. His diet change didn't last long...not sure if he ever moved on to better cuts of meat or not.

[@Ryan.Matlock]

"Several start-up employees mentioned problems with texture more than taste. One described eating a number of hybridized products: beef-muscle cells grown in a vat with pork-fat cells, for example; a kind of lab-grown bologna. 'It had a porridge texture,' the person, who requested anonymity because they did not have permission to speak with a reporter, told me. 'It haunts me.'" - an article in The Atlantic on lab grown meat

[@faradaysage15]

many people born after the mid 1970s dont understand the insane humor of the Pepsi Challenge taste test

[@rachelrasmussen1101]

Did you ever get to take the Pepsi Challenge??? I was on vacation in West Edmonton Mall, probably 1990 or 91. Good times...

[@ryancoulter4797]

I remember the Howard Hessman joke on SNL after Belushi had overdosed. “If he’d chosen Pepsi instead of Coke Belushi might still be alive.”

[@5roundsrapid263]

I was born in 1979, but I remember the Pepsi Challenge.

[@ZombieCannon5000]

I love the gag at the start where he looks like a cardboard cutout that springs to life

[@jeffsims8270]

3:01 - "Ok now honestly, what's the better tasting meat: POREEF, or this dark cola?"

[@Malephex]

3:25 "Mam, do I come to your job and jump up and down in the bed?". Best put down ever :D

[@sydbarrett5]

I don't get it.

[@Malephex]

@@sydbarrett5 like lavinder11 eloquently put it a year ago "he's calling her a prostitute"

[@alechappy2070]

@@sydbarrett5 The I guess your broke and living with Trudeau somewhere in Canada :)

[@arthurjeremypearson]

"You got your beef in my pork!" "You got your pork in my beef!" "HeEEyyy !!!"

[@kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin]

WHOA, what a taste sensation!

[@5roundsrapid263]

Grocery stores actually sell ground pork/beef mix. It makes a great meatloaf. Still a great skit!

[@lunsj]

Yea but not in easy to carry 20lb boxes.

[@nerdgirlism]

never saw this sketch before today. so very, very, bruce.

[@jadenova]

They should take it to a Cloud 9. There is a manager who would love it.

[@stevenanderson4553]

“Ma’am do I come to your job and jump up and down on the end of the bed?!” 🤣🤣

[@chriscraven9335]

The pitchman looks like a young Dexter Morgan in a Patrick Bateman suit

[@nathankerr393]

I'd watch a movie about these two.

[@otmargreb6110]

Love these guys!

[@tharealmikezee3165]

"...what he's trying to say is; you should buy Poreef and eat it!"

[@effmidi]

Bruce's face @ 2:55 is perfect. Another brilliant marketing pitch by those two.

[@yournamehere1886]

Jeremy Effinger ~You mean at 2:55 ?

[@MasterFreespirit]

They're so smart.

[@tinytanks]

Bruce McCulloch was a Michael Ian Black before Michael Ian Black was.

[@alanburke1302]

Where can I buy it?

[@TurtleMontao]

how many of you people think of richard nixon when you're having sex?

[@ElTurbinado]

he's definitely in a corner of myers superfoods

[@AwfulWaffle8474]

"ma'am, do i come to your job and jump up and down on the end of the bed" that has to be the greatest twist on that old saying. 3:27

[@kjamison5951]

Por-eef because Bee-rk sounds like it has beer in it. Mmm, beer!

[@winterhaydn5640]

Por-eef sounds Frencher.

[@chocomanger6873]

Bjork

[@PoutinePete]

How does she know what cat food tastes like?

[@royjonzejr]

I think most people have eaten a piece of cat food as kids on a dare. I know I have

[@SpencerLemay]

Most things taste what they smell like. Smell receptors and taste buds are pretty much the same thing.

[@coreycox2345]

Soylent green it people. It's people, I tell you.

[@grimmmm]

EXCUSE ME, aren't you playing god? Mam, I would like to think of it more of playing cupid. AWWWw Lmao

[@78deathface]

I’m late for my losers meeting...

[@cosmosolis]

I love Poreef! Its meat-flavored!

[@IsiahTomas]

I feel like this is an example of really polite, entitled entrepreneurs versus well meaning, mostly lived, to a certain degree, consumers.

[@gfolkins1]

28 people haven't gotten it since Expo '67 either

[@negrosaurus]

I guess selling videos, books, and things in boxes didn't work out for them...

[@bentonrp]

Now I know where Bjork gets her name. (bee-ork)

[@alanpecherer5705]

This was such a great show. Funny, I thought the Poreef skit was funnier and the factory rep far more humiliated. Nevertheless....."Do I come to your job and jump up & down on the bed?" LOL.

[@pragmatikka]

Maybe you were mixing it up with the Love and Sausages sketch.

[@duncan_walker]

Would you mind if I tell you a story?

[@joemadden4160]

Awesome.

[@snatchpro3674]

Ham'b reminded me of this. Look it up, plebs!

[@MrAlumni72]

Easy to carry 20-pound boxes.

[@turdferguson7270]

Arby's would sell it, if they already haven't

[@chocomanger6873]

The hotdog vendors in downtown Toronto already DO sell it.

[@zammmerjammer]

You think Arby's would limit their mystery meat to only cows and pigs?

[@oldman1037]

Nice

[@arzyTUBE]

mark.. blue pants?!

[@tastethejace]

That one woman in the audience laughing

[@patricknoel9096]

This sounds familiar

[@SilverBullet93GT]

Bork!

[@tacuvo]

cheeeeck, cheeeeck, cheeeck..

[@robfut9954]

This is “beyond” funny…

[@crashburn3292]

I liked the Poreef skit the first time I saw it when it was called "Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spam Spam SPam…"

[@chocomanger6873]

Except that this one is totally different.

[@pryingeyes1551]

Yeah. And Space Truckin was a total rip-off of Yellow Submarine. They're both about vehicles. One subject, one song, that should be the rule. There should be, at most,...15 songs.

[@HermitMongoose]

Bork

[@winterhaydn5640]

Is that a consensual bork or just a regular bork?

[@KairuHakubi]

still better than pooter meat

[@bladebloodchild]

"It tastes like..." Howdafuq she know that???

[@TighelanderII]

OMG. The only other version of that joke was, "Do I come to your job, and slap the fries out of your hand?"

[@pryingeyes1551]

And "Do I go to your job and slap the d*ck out of your mouth."

[@stephakridge]

Spam parody.

[@cloudofthought]

What a perfect parody of conservative politics. -Hates taxes -Hates women -Hates government oversight -Hawks cheap merch to suckers by playing on their emotions.

[@robato9679]

Holy shit, do you want the number for my D.O.? That giant chip on your shoulder must be wrecking your back!

[@FrancisR420]

@@robato9679 was he able to fix the damage from that massive chip on your shoulder?

[@FrancisR420]

Don't forget hates/ misrepresents vegetarians and completely disregard of animals

[@cloudofthought]

@Squirrelcake I was a hardcore conservative for many years. Any principles of good governance they once had have long since been abandoned for slash and burn cronyism and plutocracy.

[@p0llenp0ny]

Does anyone love taxes? Wtf

[@wiesejay]

Best part was the gay ending

[@jeffsims8270]

...that were only mildly drugged...

[@only257]

Hiliarous👻

[@brucelee3223]

Taste these two meats # cola

[@andrew_owens7680]

Poreef, it's offensive to both Muslims AND Hindus!

[@karenwilliams30527]

"Kinda like one woman"? 😂 👏🏻 👍🏻 💚 Such an a ripoff!

[@andrew_owens7680]

We made them do what eventually became natural. CRINGE!

[@tricianeckel5054]

No such thing as a happy vegitarian.

[@johnfritz15]

Kyouko, I think she was quoting the skit.

[@SpiritBear12]

And people who can't take a joke are the kind of people who are angry on the inside all the time, kind of like vegans.

[@FrancisR420]

@@johnfritz15 no he wasn't quoting this get that wasn't a line from the skit I checked

[@FrancisR420]

@@SpiritBear12 and no it wasn't a joke it was an insult and people who are high and mighty about how others can't take insults shouldn't overreact because some was called disgusting and bring up an entirely different group as an insult because you couldn't take a bit of criticism of your disgusting attitude towards vegetarians and vegans though you're the only one who brought him out I guess because you have a problem with anyone who takes the stance towards being better

[@CaptianJohnGlanton]

@@Kyoko_ Blind hate? My goodness, why so fragile, Kyoko?

[@PoutinePete]

How does she know what cat food tastes like?