Starring Bruce McCulloch and Dave Foley. Original air date Tuesday, November 19 1991.
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@SixxThirtyFive3 жыл бұрын
Decades later every time I hear the word ascertain I recall this sketch and giggle like a 7 yr old internally.
@lorenmorgan19312 жыл бұрын
Everytime I write an email with ascertain or delineate in it, I laugh as well. Good Stuff!
@ChloeKestermont Жыл бұрын
SAME
@dauntae24 Жыл бұрын
Same. Also the phrase “I had the pear dream again”.
@LEOhopeful2 ай бұрын
"Ascertain" and "delineate" have been in my head with this sketch for 30 years. In here now to send this video to my boss (I now work on a loading dock also lol)
@jonesey2513 жыл бұрын
I've wanted to do this with several people through the years over the word "Literally"
@CoopDVille-rx3hp3 жыл бұрын
Oh,you mean how people like to use it to add extra emphasis to something, as though that has EVER been the way that it was intended to be used!? Cuz I definitely don't know anyone who does THAT.
@tsuobachi3 жыл бұрын
I ascertain that you're delineating a scenario in which many of us literally find ourselves.
@CoopDVille-rx3hp3 жыл бұрын
@@tsuobachi HAHAHAHA!!!😂 Best damn reply I've ever gotten,no question! But of course I would literally be forever grateful....okay,maybe not literally FOREVER.....if you would delineate these wild ascertainations. .....my spell-check did not care for that last word. Clearly it's never seen this sketch.
@joefelice50623 жыл бұрын
Or people who say “like” as a space filler in conversation, and also use the word “like” in their analogies in the same conversation, so they say “like” more than twice in any given sentence.
@CoopDVille-rx3hp3 жыл бұрын
@@joefelice5062 I've got to be honest; I do that all the time. And for the exact reason you said,of course. As a total grammer nazi,I'm aware that it's not the best look,but it is a very deeply ingrained habit at this point. I've found that most of the time it's either "like" or "uuhhh...uummm..." It's one of many reasons why I work much better with the printed word. No stuttering or stammering. No losing my train of thought. Just typos. Lots and lots of typos.
@douglasphillips58703 жыл бұрын
"Whatever you do in the privacy of your home with your good lady wife is your business" is the line that always got me.
@cynthia.marina2 жыл бұрын
I don't understand much that bit, I still lagh whenever I see this skit though
@johansmallberries98743 жыл бұрын
Everybody remembers ascertain and delineate from this, but for me it’s always “comprende.. vous?”
@crashburn32923 жыл бұрын
k?
@PS-nf3xw3 жыл бұрын
I see you are a man of taste
@swishfish88583 жыл бұрын
For me it's always "Nooo, it's not *Sanchez!!!"*
@Uriel2383 жыл бұрын
This is where I learned _delineate._ Right here. This skit. My life has never been the same.
@TamaraKane2 жыл бұрын
"A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed." - Flight
@ryankuczynski57054 жыл бұрын
Every time I use 'delineate', I have this sketch in my head
@jmricks733 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@imightbebiased93113 жыл бұрын
I ascertained that someone would say this in the comments.
@geraldperez27683 жыл бұрын
Same!
@CoopDVille-rx3hp3 жыл бұрын
Both "ascertain" and "delineate" bring me directly to Kids In The Hall and this skit. And no doubt they always will.
@BeeBumper3 жыл бұрын
So once
@mchoffner84973 жыл бұрын
Bruce always brought out the idiosyncrasies of workplace dynamics
@holycow818181 Жыл бұрын
Hmm, "idiosyncracies"...
@mangrove7 ай бұрын
I like how Bruce only says "ascertain" twice before the joke is delivered. It's not overtly obvious, upon first viewing, but does set the tone for the sketch.
@TrashLefties3 жыл бұрын
I had a coworker that used the word "copacetic" waaaaay too much.
@destubae32712 жыл бұрын
Did he listen to the Local H song once and never was the same again?
@garaschneider48085 ай бұрын
"Copacetic" was the exact word Bruce said he heard all the time at a warehouse and how it inspired this sketch.
@BettinaBalser3 жыл бұрын
I will forever be madly in love with Bruce McCulloch. My husband knows this, and approves.
@loonatticat3 жыл бұрын
EeeeeRadicatorrr!!!!
@sstaners12342 жыл бұрын
I ascertain you have good taste in men.
@thedavesiknow45982 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@drgrl2 жыл бұрын
I can live with that...
@kathleenpatricia37942 жыл бұрын
Bruce is a cutie 💯!
@lewdwig3 жыл бұрын
Eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation.
@EthanTrewhitt3 жыл бұрын
Verily.
@rotisseriebear53943 жыл бұрын
When Dennis Miller was a sports commentator, he used a lot of obscure references to old athletes. Someone in the crowd had a sign that said "Hey Dennis, Eschew Obfuscation!" When the camera panned the crowd and stopped on the sign, he read it and responded "Eschew you, pal."
@menghao7373 жыл бұрын
Never use a larger word when a more diminutive selection would suffice. Or in other words, eschew obfuscation!
@dimviesel3 жыл бұрын
Preposterous 😄
@maranscandy93503 жыл бұрын
@@menghao737 Or everyone could just point and make grunting sounds. 😂
@kit277010 ай бұрын
"No, it's the fact that you use the word 'ascertain' too much." Lol. This sketch is so damn good. So, so good.
@RAD61503 жыл бұрын
Two to three hundred times daily? Inconceivable!
@Clyde-S-Wilcox4 ай бұрын
"Its the older men, the ones nearing retirement."😂😂😂
@tncorgi923 жыл бұрын
I've been looking for this sketch for a long time, happy to ascertain it's here.
@sharonhall54412 жыл бұрын
Felt like crap today, but I never fail to be cheered by Kids in the Hall. Thanks guys!
@kellmac3 жыл бұрын
A former co-worker used the phrase 'one fell swoop' multiple times a day. She didn't like it when I started finishing the line as she was saying it, yet she didn't take the hint. 20 years later, I still despise the phrase.
@blkrhino79612 жыл бұрын
Two phrases I irrationally hate: "many moons ago", and "here's the kicker."
@Burhanontheranch3 жыл бұрын
This also beautifully illustrates how it's really impossible to correct people because when you address one problem they'll just immediately shift their weird fixations over to another shiny thing.
@SixxThirtyFive3 жыл бұрын
Even worse, using words they don't fully understand...over and over. A coworker of mine keeps using the word "validate" in place of the word "confirm". I've explained to her in the simplest of terms that confirmation is just agreeing to something, acknowledging the truth of something and that validation is making something legally valid or officials granting a sanction by marking a document (usually a seal), etc. She doesn't get it.
@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry3 жыл бұрын
@@SixxThirtyFive I hope they stop using "validate" and start using "invalidate" on you!
@SixxThirtyFive3 жыл бұрын
@@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry Whoa there. I didn't direct my comment at you. Why did it upset you so much? Did I bring up old memories? Are you having Vietnam-esque flashbacks from middle school English? Did I somehow INVALIDATE your widdle feelings?
@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry3 жыл бұрын
@@SixxThirtyFive May the heavens rain "INVALIDATE" upon you!!! INVALIDATE! INVALIDATE! INVALIDATE!
@SixxThirtyFive3 жыл бұрын
@@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry Does anyone else hear a baby crying?
@robsaice27762 жыл бұрын
Top ten of all time for me. I've actually used this at work, i was a boss myself. lol.
@jmathieson153 жыл бұрын
Watching the news and they keep saying ascertain the election. It reminded me of this episode so I looked it up and checked to see when it was released. November 19, 1991....29 years ago today. I must’ve watched it that day. Makes me feel so old 😬
@pringlescan815 ай бұрын
“Good morning fellas! Hand me that thing. Boy, this works hard! Guys, break’s over.” Words to live by.
@sstaners12342 жыл бұрын
“Good morning fellas. Boy this works hard. Hand me that thing. Breaks over.” I ascertain you can’t go wrong with these phrases.
@thedavesiknow45982 жыл бұрын
Truly! I get chatty at work, so this is good advice.
@ManInArea2 жыл бұрын
Of all their great skits this is the one i think of most often.
@jaywinger7910 ай бұрын
I ascertained that this might be the case...
@marcryptic3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for uploading this. I ascertain that it was the correct decision.
@bds87543 жыл бұрын
I have been searching for this for years. Thank you.
@neuvocastezero18383 жыл бұрын
This sketch is very ascertaining.
@arthurjeremypearson3 жыл бұрын
This is the best
@Pimsleurable3 жыл бұрын
I was always fond of *ameliorated* .
@eikibekk6633 жыл бұрын
"Nothing can ameliorate the ineptitude of Princpal Skinner"
@DarthMohammedRules3 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest, I had to look up the definition of this word just so I could accurately ascertain if I was using it correctly in my comment here.
@BeeBumper3 жыл бұрын
These guys walking down the street all cool like is what a gang in the Disney universe looks like.
@jackwody77742 жыл бұрын
It always amazed me how they came up with all these imaginative sketches
@mentalphilanthropist3511 күн бұрын
I'm sure they've lived through these experiences. 😂
@thetruthexperiment4 жыл бұрын
O man, I finally saw the word delineate used after all these years. I thought it meant something completely different. It doesn’t mean remove, it means define. So all this time, ever since I saw this back in the 1990s I’ve been driving dock workers crazy.
@TobyLarge3 жыл бұрын
Sanchez here. You need to stop that shit.
@sugarnads3 жыл бұрын
Youre thinking of delaminate
@TokyoXtreme2 ай бұрын
Basically "sketch out" or "outline".
@SmithersJones3 жыл бұрын
When on doubt, blame it on Sanchez.
@daveidmarx82963 жыл бұрын
Dirty Sanchez.
@brianm55632 жыл бұрын
"Good morning, fellas, hand me that thing, boy this work's hard, guys break's over." 🤣🤣
@russell29523 жыл бұрын
The word synergy always made me want to throw my laptop at someone. For some reason people aren't using it now that they know they can be removed from a meeting with the click of a button.
@tncorgi923 жыл бұрын
I used to work at a direct marketing firm, the documents I had to prepare for the sales staff, all full of buzzwords and clichés, drove me up a fucking wall sometimes. It's a wonder there weren't any murders.
@TokyoXtreme2 ай бұрын
Nowadays we're getting "overwhelm" being used as a noun. "Avoid the overwhelm" and so on. If I were the boss, I'd definitely delineate my consternation with any personnel who so uttered such tomfoolery 😡
@muskratrepairservices7701 Жыл бұрын
A perfectly written sketch. Which occurs in less than 3 minutes. Man they had a good thing goin on
@Charliehund1006 күн бұрын
Kudos to Sanchez for minding his own business and not complaining about Bruce's ascertination.
@sampleoffers197810 ай бұрын
Do you know how much trouble this sketch got me in. Zero. Thanks Kids in Hall
@written123 жыл бұрын
Another off-the-wall Kids classic. “You use the word ‘ascertain’ 200 times a day”
@sequoiahughes85363 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite sketches
@tonyleva353 жыл бұрын
Guys, break's over.
@arthurjeremypearson3 жыл бұрын
Boy, this work's hard
@ShelleyDuncan2 жыл бұрын
Good morning, fellas.
@dinahkyle3196 Жыл бұрын
Hand me that thing!
@draftday80783 жыл бұрын
2021 anyone?
@a.bartlett9898 Жыл бұрын
This is my favorite sketch!
@jaedaens2 жыл бұрын
I was drunk and chatting with a few friends last week. One of them asked me what 'acquiesce' meant. She mentioned later that I said it again, so I had to ask if she'd ever seen this skit. She hadn't, but laughed at the concept since I guess I turned in to Mr. Ascertain.
@RobotReg3 жыл бұрын
"Was it Sanchez!?"
@JANNAHPRINCESS Жыл бұрын
I learnr Ascertain and someone showed me this video and now i love this. I wanna watch the series.... Though I don understand the meaning 100%:) And i searched it as "Kids in the hell".... It was HALL 😂😂😅😅😅 i thought it's weird too
@NewfieLawNerd3 жыл бұрын
Inconceivable
@christopherwellman2364 Жыл бұрын
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
@cityhawk Жыл бұрын
If you want to use a new SAT word every week, and use it as often as possible. Something like “antediluvian”.
@SophiaAphrodite Жыл бұрын
Then it was "literally". Now it's "underrated "
@mitchellhughes51803 жыл бұрын
Genius
@isaacbobjork7053 Жыл бұрын
Since I saw this the first time I can never again hear the word ascertain without laughing
@melissateague3936 Жыл бұрын
My favorite skit.
@mchoffner84973 жыл бұрын
Timeless
@DurkMcGerk22 күн бұрын
"So... other... few words... fit."
@CruceEntertainment3 жыл бұрын
Kinda like “synergy”.
@Emiliapocalypse2 жыл бұрын
Just saw a comment on reddit that reminded me of this sketch, not sure if they were referencing it or just using the word “ascertain” 😅
@averycockburn313 жыл бұрын
Anyone else watching this because of the Presidential transition requiring ascertainment?
@amybesuden68923 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh! Meeee!!!! Every time I’ve heard them say ascertain the past week I’ve thought of this clip, I finally had to google it up! I love you for this comment.
@averycockburn313 жыл бұрын
@@amybesuden6892 I just cannot hear...that word...without laughing. That and delineate. 😆
@amybesuden68923 жыл бұрын
Avery Cockburn All so hilarious! I don’t think I’ve seen that skit in close to 20 years. I was so proud when I described it then played it for my husband and I remembered it perfectly, even the delineate! He didn’t remem this one.
@averycockburn313 жыл бұрын
@@amybesuden6892 I'm pretty sure I've only seen this sketch once before today. I don't know why it stuck with me, other than the fact my husband and I bring it up every few years when someone says one of those two words.
@mpacella883 жыл бұрын
Yes 😂
@Henry-kz4gn3 жыл бұрын
This skit was very ascertaining.
@vijaynair24033 жыл бұрын
I’ve ascertained that there’s a boom in the shot @1:41
@samwlodawskitheone3 жыл бұрын
I delineate that Dave Foley has created a monster.
@ericwilliams16593 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know which streaming service has "kids in the hall"? It is truly time for a binge marathon.
@cosmonty3 жыл бұрын
the CBC gem website has it all available for free in Canada! idk if it works in the US but it should with a VPN
@cynthia.marina2 жыл бұрын
Prime Video has it
@christopherwellman2364 Жыл бұрын
I have the complete series on box set
@ericwilliams1659 Жыл бұрын
It is on prime now and they have new content. I really enjoy them, they are a Canadian national treasure
@christopherwellman2364 Жыл бұрын
@@ericwilliams1659 I have found it impossible to watch every skit. I can hardly get through a few episodes, let alone an entire season! Impossible!
@mjm50813 жыл бұрын
From the docks to the mountain tops let ascertain ring.
@IsraelBenitez-ev7mj5 ай бұрын
This is the funniest thing ever
@maryelizabeth67973 жыл бұрын
Who else had to look up ascertain to check the right usage?
@jonathanross149 Жыл бұрын
The were masters at ending a sketch
@arthurjeremypearson3 жыл бұрын
What comedy should be: show, not tell.
@mikejones-vd3fg3 жыл бұрын
Ive ascertained im not capable of using deliniate in any sentance. :/
@Inlinetodie Жыл бұрын
Looks like we all Ascertained 😮😊
@Vengeant1Ай бұрын
❤
@written123 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing these KTH perennials. By the way, would you have the Cabbage Head skit in which Bruce plays this sleaze out on a date?
@elizabethcablesings15 күн бұрын
Comprendevous
@markdanowsky924311 ай бұрын
"After election day, the ECA required each state to formally determine--or "ascertain"--the electors who would represent the state's voters by casting electoral votes on behalf of the candidate who had won the popular vote, and voted the executive of each state to certify to the federal government the identities of those electors." U.S. vs. Trump, Indictment #3
@NiggletFarm11 ай бұрын
Trump is on your mind 24/7 cretin 😂
@clydemere78182 жыл бұрын
I found this on membean in school
@jamesmcswain8120 Жыл бұрын
I do that with "galvanic erosion"
@jaysonscott1873 жыл бұрын
O I remember this one. Heheh
@robertodibaggio8181 Жыл бұрын
I knew it was Not Sanches.. he dont care tbh!!! 😆
@Kevin-tz2lv3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of youtube commenters using Algorithm and conspiracy theories using the term false flag. They use it like they just learned it
@destubae32712 жыл бұрын
Most people have vocabulary consisting of buzzwords-- hell, even buzzword is a buzzword
@Kevin-tz2lv2 жыл бұрын
@@destubae3271 very true
@christopherwellman2364 Жыл бұрын
@@destubae3271 Buzzword is a false flag!
@atomzero12 жыл бұрын
Was it SANCHEZ?
@DigitalPraise73 жыл бұрын
Well I am off to look up the word delineate.
@xINVISIGOTHx Жыл бұрын
I have this 72 iq troll in my house that says "hullabaloo" several times a week for the last few years. Starting to drive me crazy, even though there's much worst stuff that he does. Like clearing his throat on average every 30 seconds, 17 hours a day
@LTPottenger3 жыл бұрын
It's like they spied on me as a child
@calvinthedestroyer3 жыл бұрын
You keep using that word but I'm sure you understand what it means.
@4862cjc10 ай бұрын
Comprendez vous?
@loonatticat3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the word “ascertain” is abused gratuitously in Cop-Speak.
@SirWilliamKidney2 жыл бұрын
Haha so true. Cop speak and military speak. It's a low-effort "big word" that sounds official.
@loonatticat2 жыл бұрын
@@SirWilliamKidney Look up “Kids in the Hall Freedom of speech”. Classic.
@SirWilliamKidney2 жыл бұрын
@@loonatticat That's the video we're commenting on 😂 I just saw it for the first time!
@FlatlandMando3 жыл бұрын
Bingo. At work, if I use a word with more than one syllable, a co- worker says "boy that's deep" & a few times it bugged me. Then I came up with... "NO, the world is DEEP...it is just up to us to try & catch up"! Usually that was the end of it.
@TheSam126783 жыл бұрын
Everybody knew that Sanchez was dirty…they ascertained it. Literally. Comprende…Vous?????
@woebegone_jabroni10 күн бұрын
They're jealous of my command of the... English... uh, language
@CandidZulu2 жыл бұрын
"Apparently kid" will have this talk in a few years.
@kristincalvarese3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@annalisavajda252 Жыл бұрын
Haha.
@judgeparkeriv95893 жыл бұрын
One person can't stop saying 'ascertain.'
@Lucky2beme Жыл бұрын
Ascertain😅
@DarthFearghal3 жыл бұрын
This is the way... 👀
@MSG6853 жыл бұрын
why put the punch line in the title?
@MattJH3 жыл бұрын
The title includes the premise, not the punchline. It’s for all the people who’ve spent the last decade googling “guy who says ascertain too much” without finding anything.
@MSG6853 жыл бұрын
@@MattJH fair enough
@metamon2704 Жыл бұрын
It would probably be harder to fin it since I doubt anyone would remember the name of the sketch.
@cvbncvbnvbncvbn48643 жыл бұрын
I imagine this is how the writer/creator of the tv show Yellowstone is with the f word.
@chubbington2 жыл бұрын
this skit is a form of eugenics
@northwest86343 жыл бұрын
"Going forward" makes me want to slap the person using this.
@AvengerII3 жыл бұрын
As bad as Bruce's overuse of "ascertain" was, teenage girls and women in their 20s overuse the word "like" far more. I noticed that quite a bit in high school and college!
@theBaron05303 жыл бұрын
That's been going on for decades. When I was in junior high in 1978, our English teacher took concrete steps to break kids of the habit of using "like" as a vocal hiccup, along with "you know", "uh", and using question inflection when making a statement (today called "uptalking", but that's a dumb word.)
@metamon2704 Жыл бұрын
You used the word 'quite' I bet you use that a lot.
@blackjackmusic1107 Жыл бұрын
My word of the week is "Incurred". As in I have incurred an injury, or I've Incurred a car crash, or I've I've incurred a murder...Sorry about the murder part