Kids Meal Tier List

[@Healthywave99]

McDonalds used to literally give out mini hand held video games and actually cool gimmicky toys. I miss those days. Edit: I gotta say, Taco bell had some great toys in the early 2000's too from what I remember.

[@HeaxenTheHomie]

I had to order a McNugget that plays Tetris from China because we don't even get the cool toys anymore.

[@Samoan_auntie]

I still got my shadow the hedgehog mini game you had to jump to rail to rail.

[@tactricks]

bk had some epic toys too

[@yeasirr]

i remember having a barbie dress up closet toy from mcdonalds lol

[@mandridhugh9555]

The thing I missed the most were the toy lines where all the individual toys would combine into one BIG toy, Burger King did this a lot.

[@dominicdeluca9164]

can you rank different street drugs

[@Dr.WalmartBag]

😂 bro what

[@JC_500]

Hahahah

[@seekiwanis]

He won’t make it past booger sugar

[@wolfewisdom]

Same diff

[@Taost.]

that would be awesome🔥🔥🔥

[@thesean161]

I got Gerald from Hey Arnold in my wendys kid meal as a kid. I gave it to my grandpa and he left it in the window of his station wagon all the way up until he died like 15 years later. "I dont know what that toy is from, but the boys gave it to me so I kept it there."

[@fern_z]

Have you considered watching GOTG 2? Yondu does the same thing for Starlord it’s sentimental

[@camcam8660]

w grandpa

[@IgneousGorilla]

W grandpa, grandpa got that wholesome rizz, he got that slibidi grandfilial rizz

[@BluJay320]

My nana still keeps a SpongeBob figure I got from a gumball machine at like 5 on her dashboard Grandparents are awesome

[@dankaroos]

Based grandpa, all I got from mine was abuse

[@kaity_not_here9212]

I used to work at Chickfla, and something that you can do is that kids can trade in their toys for ice cream cones if they want. Most kids I served did that option instead of having the toy, and you don’t even have to pay extra. Is basically a free ice cream.

[@Arthur-nd6dn]

How many toys was it for a cone??

[@w4ffle_fr13s7]

You dont need a certain amount of toys to trade for an ice cream cone/cup. However many toys you have, you can trade in for that many ice cream cups/cones.

[@AwfulOdd1]

​@@w4ffle_fr13s7what size?

[@chasewehim]

Culver’s does this to

[@Tezo_growler5]

​@Arthur-nd6dn, you just trade in the toy you got from the meal, so just one

[@starseed3203]

Growing up in the early 2000s/2010s McDonald’s used to go crazy with toys. I’m talking Hot Wheels, Madagascar, Megamind, Monsters vs Aliens, How to train your dragon, Kung fu panda… you get the idea.

[@rachalcross3371]

I still have my McDonald's figurines from Avatar that lit up. The toys used to be so awesome!

[@Figgs101]

I still got my shrek glass cups saved 😂

[@jinnie4271]

Dude yeah wtf changed? They used to slap back when I was younger. I'm genuinely sad to see that they don't do that anymore.

[@superterrificthuggyhour6008]

I still remember getting some sweet Mighty Morphin Power Rangers toys in the mid 90s. So cool. Also Burger King had amazing toys back in the 90s and early 2000s, like Pokemon and Dragonball Z.

[@rachalcross3371]

@Figgs101 Did you survive the lead poisoning? 😂

[@JacobHernandez-ht1dt]

As a Culver's worker, I can confirm 90% of people that claim scopie tokens at the register are over 25.

[@cbabydavygaming434]

Majority of them are 50s or above at the one I work at 😂

[@MINUSdry]

LOL true i work there too

[@shmeckleson]

As it should be

[@someweirdguy5721]

Dude Culver's slaps

[@xking5v]

@@someweirdguy5721 yeah im not sure if the kids meal burger just sucked or what, but It's one of the best burgers i have had from a chain.

[@КыдырбекНамджунбеков]

Fun fact: last month Burger King in Russia had a kid meal with up to 4500 robux in it, it kinda a good deal because meal costs 300 roubles while if you buy robux directly it will cost 3500 roubles, but the catch is that not every meal will contain robux some of them will only contain current for burger king's place in roblox, so basically burger king makes profit on gambling addiction among kids, that shit is crazy

[@ItsJoeverrrr]

Not too far from the Roblox platform itself. They do the exact same thing but worse.

[@sosa3559]

Willy Wonka made the blueprint

[@magnolia211]

that’s mad smart actually

[@Remember_Baker]

just another reason why the US is falling behind

[@stephanyampolsky7187]

Gambling is a stretch

[@astoria4774]

Littlest Pet Shop trading was a huge market in elementary school. Everyone was begging their parents to take them to McDonalds for those when I was a kid

[@uglebeffus]

memento mori

[@acleanpairofsocks]

I forgot about littlest pet shop!! I loved those!

[@markawestern]

I'm nearly 47, so way older than you guys and I'll tell you about my favorite kids meal. When I was a kid I had a McDonald's happy meal with red and blue filters on one side. You got a 3-d comic strip to feed through the other side. It was a legit 3-d comic strip. That was cool af to a little kid. I recall playing with the box for days after the food was literally a turd.

[@gamingnuggets5465]

@@BIllBurdBaseball1992man shut up

[@datboi6750]

No need for that negativity man​@@BIllBurdBaseball1992

[@presentz9396]

​@Al_Lifts_17 you have clash royale stats as your profile picture 💀

[@DatzTragicNewPatek]

@@BIllBurdBaseball1992that’s mean bro, he was sharing a relatable experience ☹️

[@BIllBurdBaseball1992]

@@presentz9396 yeah something random nothing to it .

[@king_acceler8755]

I used to work at Chipotle and nobody ever bought the kids meal or even really knew of its existence so those chocolate milks sat in the back for WAAAY longer than they probably should, and they're "shelf stable" too, so they're just sitting on the shelf next to the boxes. We were supposed to chuck them after the expiration date but half the time whoever went to get it didn't even check it. I'm not surprised it tasted nasty.

[@TheCavemanBrown]

I was a GM for Chipotle for 10 years here in Texas. Plenty of people know about it, they just know it’s a rip off unless you try and pull a food hack and basically get a bowl for half the price. The chocolate milk has a shelf life of 14 days even though the carts themselves have much longer expiration dates. You’re supposed to date the boxes they come in with a sharpie. Soon as the UTD is reached you’re supposed to through it out. Doesn’t surprise me about your experience though. After getting forced to go help out other stores in need I saw some crazy food violations. Unwashed lettuce, chicken, rice, beans, etc sitting on the line for hours not even meeting temperature. List goes on. Bottom line. Don’t eat at Chipotle.

[@halloeverybodhi613]

​@@TheCavemanBrown it happens in other fast food places, sincerely a McDonald's worker (although i am from a different country so might be different in the US who knows)

[@jebediah_k2779]

I also worked at chipotle for a short period of time and I didn’t even know that they had a kids meal until this video. We only had these small “kid” chip bags that had exactly five chips inside. They always seemed to have me primarily cooking and bags chips so I’ve had the amounts they want in each bag size engrained in my mind, and yes they are very particular about the amount of chips are in each bag. I never ate chipotle food prior to working there, mostly because it’s overpriced and I could make the same thing at home for cheaper and with less worry of getting sick from contamination. Of course, I can only speak of the chipotles in my area. I only know of two and they both have two star ratings. I will never work for or eat at a chipotle again.

[@Cameron-fv2xc]

I am very well know of the chipotle chocolate milk they lived rent free in my bulk

[@TheCavemanBrown]

@@Cameron-fv2xc Most the time they do. Most KMs are lazy and don’t give a fuck anymore about FIFO and rotating every time a truck comes in. That goes for damn near everything at some stores. One time I worked a shift at the worst rated store here in Dallas and there was chicken that had expired 2 months ago.

[@codenamecodesgames9086]

When you grow up lower middle class McDonald’s used to be a delicacy we’ve been spoiled with age

[@abbymockensturm7682]

not a delicacy more like a treat. going out to like a buffet for a birthday was a delicacy lol

[@delsol__]

@@abbymockensturm7682going to the chinese buffet was my favorite thing to do on my birthday

[@abbymockensturm7682]

@@delsol__ yess me too we hsve family pictures up on the wall at ours from birthdays haha

[@itrikiwe]

@@abbymockensturm7682growing up in the 2000s in Russia it really was like a delicacy. Unlike in America, the food there costs waaay more than it would cost to cook a meal at home so it was kinda seen as higher class. Kids would love to celebrate birthdays there and shit😂

[@shiannafoxx]

@@delsol__ Panda Inn was my fav

[@dthttdaretohavethetouch1419]

Coming from a Panda Express worker, the reason why there is little meat in the Brocili and Beef is because we use twice the amount of brocili as to beef for the recipe. If you want a better kids meal, get cho mein or fried rice with orange chicken.

[@lelelopii]

They literally picked the worst thing you could get in a kids meal😭 but the apple crisps are FIREEE

[@garymclean503]

They need to order what kids like lol

[@ashabahn]

I wanted to say this! I got Panda a LOT when I worked right next to one. I'd get the kids meal and the rangoons. So good, perfect portion to stuff my face on break too.

[@OOFUS4103]

@@garymclean503kids will eat veggies and enjoy them… as long as they are properly seasoned and cooked, not served raw

[@reefer4.2.0]

@@OOFUS4103no

[@mattpk1609]

I LOVE how Matt goes with the retro kid hat and Charlie is rocking the modern version.

[@ralliedcookies4403]

Becaue charlke is Matt’s son

[@NeonBeeCat]

its heartwarming to see matt have a nice meal with his son

[@ShadowSparksX]

As a 4 year old I'm pretty excited to see this one

[@sleepysundew9544]

The way I took the time to look at how long you’ve been on KZbin and to see 8yrs made it even funnier

[@CGRADT]

​@@sleepysundew9544lmfao

[@supervillainnova8352]

@@sleepysundew9544 your comment turned it into fried gold 😂😂😂

[@wild5851]

As a former 4 year old too I’m excited for this

[@user-fe7bo5mm1o]

​​@sleepysundew9544 well tbh kids mostly use their parents accounts

[@baileygaffney1032]

imagining them as actual kids and hearing Matt say “this is fuckin ass” makes it 10x better

[@AdriansDrumCovers]

Watching this 21:23 again after reading this made me absolutely bust out laughing Tiny Matt: “SCOOPIE FUCKED IT UP AGAIN”

[@nataliehaag3595]

@@AdriansDrumCoversand 6:14

[@_Jeep_]

Every time Charlie eats something he doesn’t like it sounds like someone taking damage in oblivion 😂😂

[@TRVPCHEF]

Bro I read this first now I can’t unhear it 😂 especially after the chic fil a milk hahahaha

[@imheretoexist8192]

He did it the moment I read this comment literally perfect timing

[@DewDewMegaDeeDee]

Have you not heard? The Oblivion Crisis has ended!

[@stevenjames5874]

16:10 XD

[@thegreygoblin5165]

I love him

[@VxmpGh0ul]

As an employee who works at Long John Silvers, I too question why people eat our food

[@OakNuggins]

I feel like I'm the only person who likes Long Johns lol. Everything is deep fried so I'm not afraid to eat it. Their hush puppies used to be better though.

[@DifferentYTChannel2Comment]

​@@OakNugginsI had long John silver as a child and I like it too. Could just be my taste buds got accustomed to it. Don't get it often due to them being closed down nearby where I live. Still last time I had it I liked it lol

[@Remember_Baker]

I probably last had long john silvers 20 yrs ago but i dont remember it being bad?

[@syskye]

I've always enjoyed Long John Silvers, My parents always took my sister and I as a kid and we always looked forward to our fish and root beer hah.@@OakNuggins

[@widdlepocketmarcy]

dang, I'd rather work at the Chernobyl garbage plant

[@OttonFilms]

10:53 The gold tablets that came in the pokeballs were actually from Burger King. Burger King used to actually be the best when it came to cool toys and unique foods for their kids menu (green ketchup/purple and others). Their downfall is crazy.

[@Dkgow]

Those damn sisters!

[@brandonberner5467]

Burger King pit bike racing for original Xbox was sick

[@BrandonDenny-we1rw]

​@@brandonberner5467 Genuinely. Weirdest good game ever

[@yowatchie]

Hell all their Pokémon toys from the early 2000s were fire. Same with their Simpsons ones.

[@brandoniannn]

Came to say the same shit cause I still got all mine 😂

[@CaptainBlackBread]

In 2004, I remember getting a toy from McDonald's that was an actual Hot wheel with underglow and a whole ass section of track. One could argue there was never any quality but somehow that quality went down.

[@atealime]

I don't know how I got them, but I have a lot of those ones and the lights still work on some

[@garymclean503]

They also just had hot wheels too probably 2005-2006ish

[@superxavxii421]

Hot Wheels Happy Meals back then were really good quality. You could line them up with normal Hot Wheels and they would fit in

[@tech-kyle]

They unironically had the most fun with the orange.

[@DavidGuzman-g8b]

Sir meows alot

[@mackos007]

Wasn't it actually mandarine?

[@judext2305]

Wasn't it actually tangerine?

[@sergio17326]

Wasn't it?

[@rackey8012]

Wasn't it actually clementine?

[@booker9816]

From an educational standpoint, the toys seem more like primary skills evaluations like object recognition or literacy challenges such as reading.

[@CodyHayzett]

Which is silly considering we have this funny thing called school that's supposed to be teaching kids those things, though I see why they need it in kid's meals now, since schools are failing at that.

[@RoundedPotato]

The Roblox and spinny hat elevates this list to perfection Absolute insane drip

[@TheGrammarNazi123]

He's got that iPad Kid drip.

[@Cum_blizzard_monkey]

Gen Beta kid

[@chromezedits]

W Charlie hat

[@disgobrain]

Yes

[@RadeonVega64]

yep

[@BROWNIEHUB]

Mat was so excited opening the Sonic toy that he looked like an actual kid, especially with the hat

[@snaifhassnan6348]

27:08 The “What’s That” got heavy kid energy

[@deepa3610]

Microwave popcorn tier list NEEDED

[@Gianlucca123]

Matt getting mad that he didn’t get a different toy in the happy meal is the full experience

[@Kaid_Smells]

the sudden rope trick joke from charllie is crazy 😭😭

[@mpclewis]

Here in the UK (and Europe, I think) McDonalds don't use any plastic in their toys anymore. It's a choice between a book of some sort or cards usually.

[@slendydie1267]

Where im from MCdonalds stopped including toys and you have to pay to get it. BK tho includes it with every king jr or whatever their kids meal is called.

[@mimigamerz]

Yeah they have puzzles and had pokemon cards at some point

[@Lordodragonss]

Or lame quality plushies.

[@Luke-zx4nx]

As an adult I get Culver's kids meals all the time. You get a butterburger with cheese, medium fry for 20 cents, med drink for 20 cents and a scoop of the flavor of the day custard, which you can get right there instead of getting the voucher.

[@OjamaChaos]

I was also offended seeing Culbers receiving a low score, but i also grew up with Culver's kids meal and a toy didnt matter, the custard did and burger

[@TheYardninja]

I have utterly hated ground beef in all forms all my life, I tried a Culver's mushroom and Swiss, now I practically inhale a double and pretzel bites in an unhealthy amount of time

[@alexm.6533]

@@OjamaChaosI work at culvers and it’s a really good place to work at too

[@baconater4199]

@@TheYardninjaimma go get a mushroom and swiss

[@gaminggoof1542]

Never even heard of Culvers

[@DrDoof333]

Panda express doesn’t include a toy it includes a job application

[@iKiIIedThePromQueen]

😂😂lol

[@jothammcpherson6030]

This got me crying wtf is this 😭🤣

[@starxlover.]

😂😂

[@moldboy2519]

bro😭💀

[@boo2759]

@HelpMeplease991womp womp

[@angeloflifelight]

I remember the wait for food went by so fast because I was studying the toy display, deciding which I hoped to get. My family didn't even get fast food that often and I had so many toys. As I got older I used them as rewards or treats for kids I tutored or babysat. However I am aware some were thrown away very quickly and it's a lot of waste.

[@yh16ss]

we used to get handheld games, pc games, figurines etc in the happy meal. I remember getting a jumping horse once. Now we mostly get paper stuff. In parts of east asia they still do fun collabs with sanrio and other companies and the toys are still fun. 😭

[@Jonathan_Collins]

I'll never forget the Burger King Pokemon plushies. The chase Pikachu's got uses Millennials started early on gambling.

[@Prosper_Dean]

What?

[@WarriorOfEden3033]

I remember the collector gold cards

[@millfilm1]

I have a pikachu BK plushy, had it since 3rd grade.

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

I also remember they had some cool Wild Wild West toys for that awful Will smith movie. It used to be you went to BK if you liked you kids. Now it’s borderline child abuse if you take your child there for a kids meal.

[@LivingFire_BurningFlame]

You can tell that this is a legitimate study. They’re wearing hats according to their hypothetical ages. Great work on your achievement. -Harvard or smth

[@CouscousEnjoyer]

I agree - CEO of CERN

[@scoper7897]

true. charlie is probably top3 most childish influencers on the platform so it fits perfectly. doing notihig but complain every video

[@MiroNyholm-mj7hd]

Lol.

[@SuperbChicken]

@@scoper7897you mad or what 😭

[@scoper7897]

@@SuperbChicken u are mad kid. My madnes is none of ypuur busines

[@mortenosmann2213]

The fact that "Orange in a cup" was the only "toy" that brought them happiness is so funny

[@Skullspliter]

Matt tells Arby's to salt their food. Arby's has 9 individual items on their menu that have more sodium than you are supposed to eat in an entire day. 48 items have more than 1/2 the salt you are supposed to have in a day. Their worst item (Sausage Gravy Biscuit Double) has almost 2x the daily allowance of sodium (3,540mg).

[@dpicks24]

This is a prime example of why their opinions on tier lists are absolute dog nut 😂

[@Koniec279]

Sometimes high sodium food doesn’t taste like it to me. I would rather them make it without salt and me salt it to taste

[@wukongthemonkeyking249]

@@dpicks24 O P I N I O N

[@horizon319]

Came to say the same. They are some of the saltiest fast out options out there.

[@sandrohernandez4401]

Probably because of the hams. Those have lots of sodium. I think the buns are the second highest sodium content.

[@Tipsy.42]

The hanging joke came out of nowhere. I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes after it 😂

[@Tipsy.42]

@HelpMeplease991 No can do bozo

[@slavsit7600]

@HelpMeplease991 im also begging for you to shut the hell up

[@dare2333]

@HelpMeplease991no sir buster

[@aguy400]

​@HelpMeplease991 cry more Lil homie 💀

[@chilli_guardian]

@HelpMeplease991 get a job

[@sammcburney148]

16:37 bro Charlie's immediate look of happiness is everything

[@buishieclipsegt]

bro what is the title😭😭😭

[@AleisterJonesEsquire]

For the record, Chick-fil-A definitely used to give out little bible story books with their kids' meals back in like the late 90's.

[@The_Catnip]

I am happy that I grew up in the 90s. We often went to trips with my elementary class and always went to McDonald's. They always had toys from Disney movies and we bought more than one Happy Meal and exchanged the toys. We collected so much stuff, like Pokemon and Dragon Ball cards, toys in Kinder Chocolate Egg, etc.

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

This is a muck-bang for people who prefer minimal eye contact

[@sri5086]

I do wish that they showed the quantity of food and what's inside properly.

[@buqvomit1224]

or a bunch of annoying lip smacking in your ear

[@skylerschillinger3428]

Charlie eating the whole Quasadilla and Matt all sad had me dying 😂

[@BIllBurdBaseball1992]

Cool

[@HourRomanticist]

Culver's kids meal was s tier back when i had it. Corn dog, ice cream tickets for a free scoop, and cheese curds.

[@TheDiamondCore]

Culver’s Kid Meal is SSS easily Not only do you get great food, but you also get free ice cream along with a ticket where if you collect 10 tickets you get a free item like a football. W Culvers

[@alexm.6533]

W culvers I work at one

[@haknlok]

Next will be an anger tier list. Which fast food spots had the worst attitude.

[@samdherring]

S tier: McD's.

[@TheAristocunts]

Popeye

[@leonardocastellanos7344]

every wendy’s on the planet

[@KTJ1101]

@@leonardocastellanos7344nah they just get your order wrong

[@KrazyKeith4]

Waffle House will be included, even though it's not a fast food place

[@yoshispongegirl]

They got rid of the toys at Burger King?! I'm not surprised honestly, but it really disappoints me, I got most of my golden SpongeBob toys there as a kid.

[@ArenSkreigh]

​@J-qt8cc People are allowed to be disappointed at things

[@HollowWaterso]

@J-qt8cc maybe they cares about kids

[@MommyMilkers-f4d]

I’ve been working at Burger King for like 9 months and we have toys but for the past three months it’s just been puzzles and stuff 💀

[@twinkletoes8094]

​@J-qt8ccWhy does anything matter? Jackass

[@jmz2144]

I remember the pokeballs/gold cards from the 90s

[@derekrequiem4359]

Charlie: *Eats a french fry* Charlie: This is very potatoey.

[@ethanacton408]

In defensive culvers. If you save 10 tokens, you get cool. Gear like mascot, stuffed animals, Culver's branded sports balls Or a free kid's meal. So even though there's not a toy In the meal, over time, you can get some cool stuff. My little sister loves the Culver's mascot plushy. I got her like a year ago

[@kewmitty2970]

7:57 I’m in tears

[@paininthebass101]

Shit was so out of left field lmao

[@davidozuna479]

“Scoopie out here servin poopie.” Generally had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@unicornman147]

20:11 - The blue spoon thing is because Culver's schtick is that they use blue plastic spoons with all the custard, concrete mixers, etc. The free scoop of custard could easily rocket Culver's up to at least a B. It's the food of the gods, I tell you.

[@quasinfinity]

16:39 Just amazing infographics, editor I lol'd

[@BIllBurdBaseball1992]

Cool

[@kakashi15114]

I remember McDonalds had a thing where they gave you pieces of Inspector Gadget separately in Happy Meals and each piece did something different

[@ThenamesC]

The hats are ON POINT

[@joban2333]

7:37 “I was gonna punch the table. I don’t have kid arms” and it immediately cutting to Charlie nearly killed me

[@bluemashedpotatoes3924]

im so glad Charlie got a real live toddler to taste test them with him! really adds to the experience

[@Darthrocky1006]

Matt bonks his head at 7:55

[@Hecker9974]

Truly getting into the kid role there

[@yowatchie]

Good

[@AGuyCalledSid]

24:04 I don't think I've ever seen a more confident look of disgust.

[@gaminggoof1542]

I still never knew why LJS is so hated. I mean their food legitimately isn’t THE worst thing in the world.

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

Matt really went to the silly hat store for this one.

[@ariasahara9062]

i love matt, but the way he rips open every single fast food bag has me screaming

[@leandreharris6267]

Fun fact for Charlie, the first Burger King was actually started in Florida

[@Dkgow]

That explains a lot.

[@VitaTheMerm]

NOOOO

[@KrazyKeith4]

The Burger King mascot is probably too busy looking for Burmese pythons in the Everglades to give a fuck about the quality that's coming from the restaurants.

[@sharpey92]

The secret meat they use for the US burgers @@KrazyKeith4

[@goofygoof-x6q]

I love these tier list videos. Because taste is so subjective it’s interesting to see them taste and rank the things i love even if they hate my favourites

[@GreaseyLeafBlower]

7:59This Caught Me So Off guard I Thought I Was Time Traveled To 2016 Again

[@tweenytwinkies]

Why do u type like that

[@snek9558]

Why do u type like that

[@bumponalog5001]

Best Happy Meal ever was the different Matoran from Bionicle. I told my dad i needed all 6 for my collection amd he took me probably 10 times in a week to make sure we got them all.

[@tinykass]

YESSSS

[@Alteronx]

We making it out the Mcdonalds playpen with this one 🔥🔥🔥

[@TheCatWatches]

I miss the good ol days of the 90’s when Fastfood Kids’ Meals gave you Animated Disney movie toys, Sonic toys, Batman toys, and my favorites in Summer of 2001 we got Exclusive Bionicle characters from the Mata Nui Adventure Online Game in our McDonald’s happy meals and in Winter of 2001 we got LOTR light up and talk figures you could connect into a giant diorama surrounding the One Ring at Burger King … those were the days. As an adult I still have those displayed on my Nerd shelf. Kids today are missing out

[@Jjbleasebaby]

I remember getting a Mcds hot wheels car with actual neon underglow and it was around the time Need for Speed Underground 2 came out. Glorious times!

[@drunkenhobo8020]

This is the greatest thumbnail this channel has ever had. I've never seen someone suit a propeller hat quite like Matt.

[@imallfordabulls]

8:00 That got dark quick

[@ryanclemons1]

Mom want to see a magic trick?

[@clutchhattrick8767]

Caught me off guard💀😂

[@NoTitleNoName]

Funny tho

[@monoinkjinoinky]

i never would of guessed what he said there that shit was hilarious

[@phoenixvance6642]

In Canada, there is a chain called Edo Japan that has an amazing kids menu

[@wolfewisdom]

I haven't eaten in Canada since Bullwinkle's in 1989. Still around??

[@sunnysday59]

I'm Canadian and have never heard of this chain. Will have to look it up.

[@phoenixvance6642]

@@sunnysday59 I think the furthest east they are is ontario?

[@sunnysday59]

@@phoenixvance6642Ah, I wondered if that was the case. Thank you.

[@shmeckleson]

Surprised the Panda Express meal didn’t come with a sewing machine as a kids toy

[@soloz_skateboarding]

Nah sowing machine is for teens kids get a cash register

[@ClothPotato]

I say it everytime their editors is doing gods work beautiful

[@ink-kira]

10:54 when Charlie brings up the golden cards that McDonald's used to release I had a golden charizard exactly like that and I don't know where that is it pisses me off that I lost something that was so cool this video just reminded me of that and I didn't even know it was from McDonald's till now.

[@moonlitshrooms]

They were actually from burger king.

[@bradycoys]

As a toddler, I approve of this video Charles.

[@AnthraxPhobia]

23:59 they really went ahead and 'Lady and the Tramp'd that fish fillet... Not enough soap in the world to clean that image out of my brain 😅

[@accountrandomnumber182]

That was truly the best, most tasteful fanservice I've ever seen in a piece of media👏👏BRAVO👏👏👏

[@aquaticllamas28]

The beanie babies were the only toy I ever thought wasn’t crap. I loved those things

[@megaandsapphire1702]

I'm not the only one who finds it hilarious that Matt mistakes fireman for "Flame Daddy" right? 26:46

[@dorya.2189]

No. Apparently, the other people who were present in the video found it to be hilarious. You didn’t hear them laughing?

[@ElFern32]

No. The others who were actively watching said video had also found it humorous, did you not realize?

[@robmcq]

Negative, the accompanying persons in the room at the particular time also found it rather comedic. Are you hard of hearing?

[@memyselfandi1939]

deaf ahh

[@alalqlqlqlqlqlqlqqlalalqlqalal]

charlie wearing the roblox hat rlly makes this whole video even funnier

[@Xx_jim-j7g]

As a 3/½ year old, this teir list is so accurate im actually amazed how they know what we toddlers think

[@jacoberickson9326]

8:38 just realized charlie is wearing a roblox hat

[@ambroze426]

bro charlie with the outta pocket joke on the sonic trick toy. absolutely caught me off guard and made me bust out laughing. saying that joke as well with a roblox hat makes it even funnier to me too

[@hankymakey950]

27:22 the way he reacted to that thing like it was a shot

[@rasmie8858]

Matt ripping bags like a barbarian really adds immersion to the kids meal tier list

[@jpkiller115]

Toys from the early 2000s were top tier! I still remember those Pokémon Ball with Golden Cards inside 😭😭😭

[@treyvonishere4375]

Nothing beats BK’s SpongeBob toys in the 2000s

[@milliegirl2005]

As a former kid myself I can say as a kid I would not have enjoyed any of those toys. Give me fun or give me big girl food.

[@mrscoolwhipp]

The 101 Dalmatians McDonald's toys from the 90s were my most favorite of all. I have a Digimon toy I got from Burger King in the early 2000s as well. There were some really great toys back in the day!

[@NateIngy]

I think part of the reason there’s a lack of toys is because Hollywood doesn’t make as many movies made for kids anymore. It feels like almost everything coming out these days is at least PG-13+, so there’s not that many movies for fast food places to do partnerships for toys with. I remember McDonald’s always updated their toys pretty frequently when I was a kid, and they usually had something to do with a movie or tv show.

[@starseed3203]

Or the fact that kids have tables and phones in their faces and legit don’t play with toys anymore. Plus gaming consoles. The early 2000s/2010s was the last of the golden years

[@TheSoldadoDan]

Trust me there’s A LOT of entertainment directed towards kids, including movies and animated shows. They’re mostly in streaming platforms or on KZbin. Every time I hang out with my nephews they’re always into some new franchise I’ve never heard of

[@protojayplays6169]

It's because kids are no longer kids they're Internet gremlins. I'm only 30 and I feel like the kids these days are farrrrr more advances

[@protojayplays6169]

​@@starseed3203we are older than Google and I'm only 30 lol

[@dalyxia]

My understanding was that it was a push to create less plastic waste that turned into corporate greed because they had a valid excuse to not include actual value as a "toy" while keeping the price the same

[@NXTR0_R6]

10:38 Wendy’s toys use to be goated when I was little I remember putting together a dinosaur

[@phoenixproductions2846]

Nobody is going to mention the liminal space outside the window

[@luv-lost]

19:40 Im from Tx and Dairy Queen always gave you a token for a mini blizzard. So when you got done you took it up there and chose your kind and the made it and did the flip. I really did feel empowering and memorable as a kid. I don't remember them having toys, but I remember the token.

[@GamerX-3017]

23:02 I will say, my dad took me and my brothers to Long John’s once when we were young, and the day after we all got insanely sick, True Story.

[@SirBlueWhale]

6:00 Okay, maybe IF BK actually started building play areas en mass, then we'd believe them.

[@naintrejo3010]

0:24 that hat is 🔥

[@Paranoiabro]

Charlie wearing a Roblox Hat is the best thing I’ve seen today😭 I also love how honest they are about each meal

[@arianamaria_]

15:25 “this is baby shit” Matt says as he eats his baby meal 💀

[@Atom_Ace]

8:10 this is the funniest shit Charle has said in this season of MoistMeter Fast Food

[@blast1516]

Mat is the biggest yes man a yes man could possibly be 😭

[@notyetlemn]

matt saying "i dont have kid arms" then it switches to charlie trying the trick is hilarious