Kidtech My First Keyboard from 1994: It's Peanut Butter-Proof!

[@panchri]

Real hardcore gamers don't use WASD. They use BNOPP. The second P is peanutbutter.

[@KasumiRINA]

Then it must be BNOPPB

[@tortron]

@@KasumiRINA BNOPBJ

[@KosteonLink]

"That's a typo"

[@BibleStorm]

You gotta play BNOP on your qwerty keyboard. Forget the extra P when you're playing BNOP layout on your big-boy keyboard.

[@ToyStore102Dalmatians]

BNOPPJ J is JELLY TIME

[@siltdoctor3478]

Duke nukem 3D is my favorite pre school software

[@carlose4314]

Family friendly gaming

[@h20wizard57]

r/cursedusernames

[@dr.velious5411]

You say that jokingly, but Duke 3D, Quake, and Hexen were legitimately three of my first PC games I played as a kid lol.

[@kah_8-p37]

OMG SAME

[@pip5528]

LOL

[@jesselindsey9760]

There's something inherently funny about the not-word "BNOP".

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

Maybe because it sound like BOP, PLOP or BONK.

[@kqzo]

i made it my notification sound

[@papayer]

YOU FUCKING BNOP

[@stiky5972]

Sounds Russian for some reason

[@azyfloof]

😫✋ Gaming with the WASD layout 😊👉 Gaming with the BNOP layout

[@satan2583]

me- an intellectual with an apple tablet i got for christmas 2@#$ layout

[@matthew3p]

Android 27 2@#£

[@mistaplayinabox]

You look like the person who would lick the peanut butter off the keyboard

[@tlazo3627]

Only true komrades use the шасд layout

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

Azy I don’t think it really matters tbh. Even to those French weirdos that use AZERTY instead of QWERTY, they can game the same as us normal people, just by using the same 4-button layout, but with different keys.

[@thomasgraf1986]

A grown man smearing peanut butter and chocolate syrup on a twenty year old children's keyboard for a living. This is the best timeline.

[@st3sunusedacc]

True 😂

[@scottt2383]

Troy and Abed in the LGR!

[@yorkshireplumbing]

hehehe, their website has a little javascript at the bottom to say "Last updated ..." on today's date... I thought that was quite cheeky.

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

utopiaopera Wow

[@AshTheNimbat]

XD “03/19/2019”

[@MartianV2GG]

3/23/19

[@kronchev]

They renewed the domain in 2018 so this is extremely odd

[@catgirlinspace]

For me it says 4/1/2019 lol @some kinda idiot Maybe auto renew?

[@citrusjuicebox]

A E S T H E T I C O F C H I L D R E N Sounds like an Engrish marketing gem.

[@PandaXs1]

sounds like a robert miles tribute album

[@gesuyarou6149]

Ah LGR, the only channel where you get to see someone spread peanut butter on a keyboard

[@camwoodstock]

And it's the only channel that then ups the ante when it continues functioning... And it's entertaining the entire time.

[@morals6797]

I know this is an old comment, but: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hHfRoHd4etCNo9U 0:50

[@a-surfin-bird8182]

No I think how to basic does this all the time

[@TracksWithDax]

14:18 that Stewie impression was spot-on

[@benjabby]

I have a penchant for products created by ordinary people who after failing to find a professional solution to a problem they encounter, take it upon themselves to make one for anyone else that might have the same problem. They always feel like they have a lot more "heart" to them, even if they aren't particularly great products

[@Bob3519]

I think you just described KickStarter! ; )

[@em0t3p]

America!

[@Evanski]

"Yeah this sucks Lets try some Duke Nukem 3D *Also fun preschool software* "

[@TheKiruNias]

Hey, I played a lot of it before school, so technically true.))

[@CattoRayTube]

Clint, you're getting your channels muddled; this isn't LGR Foods.

[@vaS-Co]

ahaahahahah

[@hjalfi]

@Max Pain "Peanut butter and jam is HIIIIIIIIIIDEEOUS!"

[@sand0decker]

I just learned of that channel

[@txcforever]

Why don't I know about this?

[@AuroraNemoia]

@Max Pain with free penut butter included

[@WalcomS7]

What kind of monster doesn't use Crunchy Peanut Butter on their keyboards?

[@LGR]

The awesome crunchy peanut butter is for eating. The smooth stuff is for wasting by smearing.

[@subg9165]

i like both

[@QuixoteBadger]

The same kind of monster that doesn't even eat the keyboard!

[@matthieumeewis]

@LGR Now we're talking

[@thomasjenkins7506]

@@LGR tha'ts a good answer.

[@BeaJumpup]

I just spent 20 minutes watching a grown man using a toddler keyboard

[@computer_dude]

And intentionally spilling food in it. And playing games.

[@Featherogue]

same and i wouldnt change a thing

[@wishywashy9947]

Caitlyn I agree with this sentiment.

[@nichsa8984]

@Enclave Officer Z841 since old era people seem outsmart than currrent our time now aka present

[@breadand_circuses]

don't 👏 call 👏 yourself 👏 a 👏 gamer 👏 unless 👏 you 👏 lube 👏 your 👏 keyboard 👏with 👏 gamer 👏 butter

[@CLK944]

And use BNOP

[@sneezingcactus5681]

Gamer butter?

[@breadand_circuses]

@@sneezingcactus5681 yes it's butter only epic gamers can eat

[@vinson3725]

But I don't want to ruin my 8 physical, 16 logical 1.99GHz Intel (R) Pentium Core I8 (R) laptop!

[@emilysmith5121]

Showoff. Just say 'keyboard'. Not trying to be mean 😄

[@suborbitalprocess]

12:35 it's like an f'ed up Bob Ross video "Okay, we're just gonna smear a bit of peanut butter on the space bar. It'll be our little secret"

[@Maobum]

Happy little accident.

[@-PVL93-]

RUINED

[@jonhyetienne6919]

WASD or ESDF? BNOP!

[@user-yd2cu2sw6i]

IJKL

[@fatherfintanstack8810]

ESDF? Electrostatic discharge frankfurters?

[@PsionicMonk]

Good ol' BNOP

[@satan2583]

EoSD layout be like *flandre scarlet wants to know your location*

[@Luka-Noctiluka]

@@satan2583 That wasn't funny and was a forced touhou joke.

[@MrHack4never]

That thumbnail looks like one of those clickbait lifehack compilations

[@chibichabot9293]

MrHack4never apply peanut butter to the keyboard, this sacrifice appeases the keyboard Gods and increases your WPM

[@WannabeMarysue]

I FOUND A NEW ASMR? PEANUT BUTTER ON THE KEYBOARD! ASMR TOUCHING, TAPPING KEYS, SOFT VOICE 2019 (KNIFE WARNING)

[@nicholasrossi5465]

You smearing peanut butter on this thing and laughing maniacally was oddly soothing.

[@jamesdeen8158]

LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE WEBSITE OH MY LORD LAST UPDATED: 2/16/2019

[@EuropeanMapper]

LAST UPDATED: 7 June 2019

[@armorgeddon]

It's down now. :-(

[@armorgeddon]

What?

[@rxgtv]

Whats the website?

[@ruler_of_everything]

@Alex Plumey someone buy it

[@Ladderthief1]

So what did you do today? 99% of people: "Put in 8 hours of backbreaking, mind-numbing labor." Clint: "I played Duke Nukem then spread peanut butter all over a child's keyboard."

[@jnerdsblog]

and now I'm depressed

[@Ladderthief1]

@@jnerdsblog What's wrong?

[@fatherfintanstack8810]

Ladderthief1 You must have reminded him of labor, the soul crushing reality of having to work for a corporation so you can marginally afford necessities. Trading youth and health for money and later trading money for health. Then we die and most of us leave no lasting legacy. Even our kids forget us. Okay, that's all I have, have a wonderful day! I just made a fresh batch of Kool-Aid and can't wait. It's black cherry!

[@Ladderthief1]

@@fatherfintanstack8810 Ooh nice! Kool-Aid is like Jell-O, there's always room for it.

[@NathanChisholm041]

Sounds legit!!

[@mooniejohnson]

“Kids Cut Teeth On Keyboards” is probably one of the worst ways they could have written that article title... (I know what they meant, but still.)

[@queencleopatra007]

I didn't know what it meant at first and was taking it literally

[@siddharthnandi3995]

What does it mean?

[@meowmocha12]

Well, it's a keyboard for kids five and under. Some of those children might actually put their teeth on them. You're just minding your own business, turn around, and find out that your toddler is chewing and licking the keyboard for no earthly reason.

[@UltraCboy]

Mental note, if I’m gonna sell something with some weirdly specific claim, don’t send it to Clint.

[@matthieumeewis]

or do... for our enjoyment

[@nightsong81]

I mean, what's the point of making weirdly specific claims if you don't expect people to test them?

[@user-hardbrain]

I remember LGR getting a sexy mouse saying never use it in direct sunlight. :))

[@M101K3]

"Sticking my fingers into a dessert and playing games" - Best Raspberry Pi advert, ever.

[@CutieRingoJoy]

Peanut butter 12:12 Chocolate Syrup 13:52 Milk 14:24 Washing the keyboard 16:34

[@idkgames860]

I died of laughing 🤣

[@flmalegre]

After looking at the thumbnail: "guys, I think he's losing it, the magic smoke has finally gotten to his brain"

[@itsmemrnukki]

Peanut butter proof keyboard?! Why don't we have that technology today?!

[@mizu_the_floatzel]

I know right xO

[@tylernilson7021]

The technology for butter-proof keyboards was lost along with the aqueduct when the Huns sacked Rome in the 5th century A.D.

[@SheepUndefined]

Same reason we don't have planes made entirely of the same material as the black box. The cons outweigh the benefits.

[@itsmemrnukki]

@@SheepUndefined I didn't expect a serious reply to an obviously non-serious comment.

[@freedustin]

I have a washable Logitech, it's ok. Came with a little brush too.

[@Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial]

I think the Peanut Butter test needs to be a recurring bit. Looks like a nice product for what it’s meant to be, god knows my kid loves smashing my laptop as I use it, would make a nice tool today

[@Undeadly.]

*But will it peanut butter*

[@girlscanbedrummers5449]

Undeadly *but will it also sundae*

[@jamble7k]

model m plus peanut butter, chocolate sauce and milk?

[@bamahornplayer]

Undeadly “Let’s talk about that” *cue GMM theme song*

[@kaydwessie296]

Drink a Beer and Play a Game my niece would love this!

[@JohnSmith-nj9qo]

I love the old school 90's web page. Comic Sans and bright yellow backgrounds galore. XD

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

Wow. This looks pretty legit and I love the story behind it! The owners seem really nice to be honest, and I love how they actually had to learn how to do it and started their own company. Of course, in that situation I’d rather just teach my children how to use a keyboard and now computers work from a young age like my dad taught me though. I was brought up using a few old laptops to play games off of floppy discs and CD-R’s, and that meant I knew not to mash buttons and delete everything like a giant idiot. However I still got the keyboard massively dirty like the idiot I was, so maybe that peanut-butter proofing would’ve been useful.

[@michealpersicko9531]

I mean yeah but this feels like it's more for peace of mind that if the child's mother is cleaning or something and the kid gets his hands on the computer she doesn't have to worry about the kid deleting data or screwing it up and mom has to wait for dad to get home after work to drop that nuke on him.

[@vwestlife]

Choosy moms choose .GIF.

[@alastair852]

VWestlife booooooo!!

[@princesstamika]

this is like the only thing that makes me irrational. i know the inventor says it's pronounced "jif" but i don't want to say it that way. No. :(

[@KyosukeShigeru]

Delicious!

[@MyFanMadeFilms]

CHOOSY MOMS GET MY FIST UP THEIR SHITZ MAKER

[@InsanePsychoRabbit]

THANK YOU for using the correct pronunciation of .gif

[@brycevo]

Hey guys and welcome Back, to Peanut Butter Gamer!

[@Windows-du7id]

Bryce McKenzie 😂

[@doomstasche5768]

LGR is a Real Peanut Butter Gamer, lol.

[@kaydwessie296]

Imagine that crossover

[@mrkitty777]

My precious....🙄

[@MyFanMadeFilms]

He smeared PBG all over that keyboard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mmm... yes... good... very goood

[@tycho7006]

To quote Duke Nukem himself: What a mess.

[@cm5g]

Kids: D-Pad Boys: Arrow Keys Men: WASD Legends: BNOP

[@gwishart]

True legends: QAOP

[@tl1882]

Waluigi: Telekinesis

[@TheMamaluigi300]

Time Lords: J-Mouse

[@marinacelada3246]

Some kind of Demigods: QWOP.

[@cat1554]

Me, a Dvorak user: ",AOE"

[@Takedownairsoft1]

The my first keyboard also comes with the all new my first person shooter

[@KasumiRINA]

2:02 wait, disassembling something, learning from it, and producing your own product? That's... not how I describe "ignorant"! XD

[@MrYoyoshi9]

Well they were ignorant of the very basics of how it worked that's why they had to disassemble it, ignorant is lacking knowledge not being dumb

[@benjaminmiddaugh2729]

Ignorance is not knowing something. Knowing how to acquire the knowledge you want does not eliminate said ignorance until you put the learning process into action. (I would not have chosen that particular example either, but I wasn't consulted before his interview.)

[@realityveil6151]

That used to be the baseline for ignorant. Now the common denominator is SOOOOOOOOOOOO much lower. You should check out with documentary called Idiocracy.

[@Trusteft]

@RealityVeil documentary and prophecy.

[@KasumiRINA]

I still stand by my definition of ignoramuses! Ignorant people wouldn't know what to do once they disassembled something. My friends once tried to fix our friend's printer, so they took it apart, assembled it back, and figure out it must have had many "extra" parts inside, which were now lying around the room after they finished "fixing" it. xD Suffice to say it never worked again. Not THAT's true ignorance. The state before you reverse engineer something is more like ... just not having experience with that particular blueprint.

[@forklauncher]

"-Why are you watching a guy smear peanut butter, chocolate syrup and milk on a keyboard and play Duke Nukem?" "-Because I've lost control of my life." Alternative joke: Boy, I've heard of PeanutButterGamer, but this is just ridiculous!

[@generallyunimportant]

.

[@mikewhy709]

You know, the famous mnemonic, "X is for Christmas Dinner".

[@cupcakethesabertooth6802]

8:42 *"A for alligator"* that made me laugh more than it should

[@Katrielle_Going_To_Quebec]

*Rise up gamer boys it's time to get your own, gamer girl peanut butter*

[@baconboiiscoolandnice]

*,* ?????

[@elimcgamerguy]

somehow i feel offended, huh.

[@sixteenohtwo]

So that's why they're called Sticky Keys.

[@dava_arvarabi]

Ba dum tss

[@DJ_Macphisto]

I thought they were called sticky keys for a different reason... 😉

[@theadorableshortcake]

DrSylvestreMatuschka Stop it there are children

[@BinBintheRiceCake]

LGR going Bob Ross on that keyboard with peanut butter, and chocolate sauces of paints with milk colors

[@CardboardSliver]

RIP peanut butter 2019-2019 You were probably delicious.

[@TheSkypetube]

I still think it's Gif not jif

[@bearnaib]

I guess his *Jelly* wife is very sad.

[@arxsaur]

Cardboard silver!

[@ThoosieJP]

2018-2019 it usually takes a little longer than you think to get food on store shelves.

[@bobux-machine3958]

SLIVER IS THAT YOU

[@fluffysheap]

I'm here to kick ass and smear peanut butter everywhere... and I'm all out of one of these things

[@trollsome]

You can play doom with a toddler keyboard. Interesting.

[@videotoblin]

*knee deep in the peanut butter*

[@undefishin]

@Guilherme Fernandes AUTTP ATHDTC UTTPC uttp and anti- groups died years ago why are you still in them

[@rafalswiniarski3866]

@@undefishin why are you commenting on an old video

[@undefishin]

i wasn't referring to the video lmao

[@Weath3rreport]

@@rafalswiniarski3866 I'm asking the same question to you?

[@Freako]

*Clint smears peanut butter on a learning toy keyboard* Thanks A LOT, Clint. Now I have ASMR.

[@goobertrain8060]

Oh it's you

[@catherineholmes8423]

Freako did you make that last of us hentai

[@X1Daring2]

Lol xD ikr?

[@Flobbie]

Freako when you gonna release that Leela Create-A-Skater?

[@diobrando2575]

IamMe look up freakorama on newgrounds.

[@jalbert653]

I think you just invented a new disturbing fetish.

[@fullmetaljacket7]

1 guy 1 keyboard

[@atomicspacewizard]

Very legal and very cool

[@MiloKuroshiro]

Hahaha... "New"...

[@lilacbabyfur3540]

No no no it will become a new trend on youtube. "Put peanut butter on random things to see if it would still work"

[@FantomLightning]

Honestly I would let Clint smear just about anything onto me he wanted....

[@Combicon]

bringing a new meaning to the term stickykeys.

[@xapil1349]

“Let’s try some Duke Nukem 3D, also fun pre school software” probably my favorite LGR quote so far.

[@AtasiProductions]

Introducing the all new Reese's puffs edition of my first keyboard

[@TuesdaysArt]

Peanut butter, chocolate Great when separate But when they're combined They make morning time epic

[@Markimark151]

These keyboards are cool for kindergarten class, I remember similar keyboards for the Apple iMac that were colorful and were durable enough for little kids.

[@CosmicKangaroo]

1960: IN THE FUTURE THERE WILL BE FLYING CARS 2019: GUY SPREADS PEANUT BUTTER OVER KEYBOARD

[@lukasperuzovic1429]

Were living in 2019, Clint is in 3219

[@CosmicKangaroo]

@@lukasperuzovic1429 a true phophet of mankind

[@quackmasterson5128]

DON'T MOCK US THIS IS MORE DIRE THAN FLYING AUTOMOBILES

[@kacperw587]

BNOP is my favourite layout. Especially if it's covered in peanut butter.

[@lyoselli]

of course, it stands for BeaNut Ond Putter

[@forgeman6967]

14:26 at this point you are basically making a keyboard sundae right now

[@wyatt9000]

9:54 was absolutely hilarious XD "That's enough of the fun preschool software, LET'S TRY SOME DUKE NUKE'EM 3D"

[@heldtogetherwithtape]

This episode of LGR Foods got weird

[@videotoblin]

Yeah, plastic isn't very tasty, unless you have Pica...

[@BinBintheRiceCake]

The squeaking sound is kind of a cute touch

[@coffee115]

Peanut butter and QWERTY sandwich.

[@michele97593]

you thought that would get tons of likes

[@davidlee9074]

That would be ABCDEF sandwich.

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

YOU MADMAN! No one would use a keyboard that dirty! The idea is, it survives the milk spill and then gets cleaned before it’s used, because as I know from when I was a 5 year old, spilling a drink on a keyboard kills it effectively as it‘s never the same again, but the milk can’t get in than the keyboard would survive.

[@tedwardkoch]

This was just for a test, and fortunately it didn't blow up so, relax (but please, don't watch ASMR).

[@PhilStrahl]

I would have gone with “X - Xebra” ;)

[@goobre13]

Y-YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!

[@jacobw1780]

X - X-RAY

[@computerexpert5533]

W - What an asshole

[@rayceeya8659]

Peanut butter chocolate keyboard keyboard would have been a great idea for a candybar back in the 90s.

[@ahniandfriends123]

And nowadays with the retro tech nostalgia becoming mainstream.

[@IsmailofeRegime]

You're not a child anymore Clint. You must face life as a grown man. Instead of smearing peanut butter on a kid's toy, do manly things like drunkenly vomit all over your professional gaming keyboard and wake up a day later enraged at what you did.

[@username-wx3xk]

Ismail not manly that’s just rlly sad. Are you ok ?

[@taben9jake]

@@username-wx3xk Vomit is one of the most manly fluids a body can produce, right up there with acidic bile, and Stanky sweat

[@Esdeath_0001]

Make sure it's streamed on twitch to be viewed in a clip for all eternity

[@leaffen9616]

A real man doesn't drink though, that's for dumbasses.

[@RyTrapp0]

You guys really don't have to destroy decent jokes for the sake of moral grandstanding - no one cares

[@bubblegumplastic]

"Don't try this at home... Ahh I'm at home what am I doing." Lmao

[@hideofreakingkojima5457]

15:12 "Look at this workstation. What a complete slob"

[@vinson3725]

And my phone (Nokia 3310) is tsunami proof!

[@geekygirl2596]

Probably!

[@videotoblin]

Nah, my phone (Nokia 1100) is heat death proof.

[@skinwalker69420]

@@videotoblin and electric death proof

[@Katrielle_Going_To_Quebec]

Why does GLaDOS have a nokia?

[@2verysnowyyy]

Mine survived the ice age

[@ACrownofFlowers]

This is really how it is sometimes if you have cerebral palsy and you go to play your games like me. Lol. I'm always knocking stuff over.

[@sptony2718]

Peanutbutter Jelly Keyboard Sandwich: 1 jar of Peanut Butter 1 Jar of Jelly 2 My First Keyboards...

[@yeleyfan18]

The ultimate LGR Oddwear/LGR Foods crossover.

[@AAMEERAHMARIANO]

Me, in 98 with five years old, if I listened to this voice of the games abc, I could have nightmares 🤣🤣🤣 I loved this video. Please, continue uploading the classic.

[@maukator9907]

Ah, yes. Finally. A Keyboard that i can use whilst eating the contents of an entire jar of peanut butter without utensils.

[@A_Player]

12:05 Oh no... Watching this makes me feel wrong. Very wrong.

[@Xorrak]

12:09 would be better time stamp

[@dvdkolk]

yeah, all kinds of wrong, ALL THE WRONG!

[@Y3TT1_]

that was cool pre school software. lets try duke nukem 3d!

[@zymosan99]

which too is preschool software!

[@Marichii1]

ah. well. it's, uh, certainly peanut butter proof now i REALLY want some peanut butter

[@guilibleworm1237]

nobody: Lgr:today were gonna run doom on a vending machine

[@ArcadeStunfisk]

Broke: "Brexit means Brexit." Woke: "Peanut butter-proof means peanut butter-proof."

[@zephyrian1006]

Bespoke: "No means no."

[@mahalisyarifuddin]

Math is math!

[@EpicB]

@@zephyrian1006 Yes means no.

[@FloppydriveMaestro]

If it was qwerty it may have been a good way for kids to learn typing. Shame

[@FloppydriveMaestro]

@@enniopaone No but why teach them the keys in the wrong order. If you start them with this then move them to a proper keyboard they will just have to start again from scratch.

[@christopherhaynes8633]

@@FloppydriveMaestro At that age they are learning the alphabet still

[@M50A1]

Probably better to learn the alphabet in order than blind type.

[@hexyko4850]

@@enniopaone I started using computers around 4 years old, when I was about 5-6 I already had a computer at home and it didn't take me long to stop searching for the keys I needed to use... I hated typing lessons. For me it was easier to type without using asdf. And besides, if you use another layout, you get confused. In my case I use ABNT2 (Brazil), and certain typing software didn't recognise additional keys.

[@hexyko4850]

@@christopherhaynes8633 Not really, I started reading around age 4-5. Depends on the kid.

[@emperorfaiz]

Can't wait to play competitive CS:GO with this.

[@lilacbabyfur3540]

Love your enthusiasm LGR! Still watching your videos 2 years later. I wonder if they will make a MOUSE like that

[@Arisius13]

12:26 I don't know why but the look and sound of you smacking that peanut butter on the keyboard cracks me up.

[@brettf3252]

0:01 Honestly, “it seems like a bad fetish”

[@Peasham]

I wonder how many fetishes Clint satisfied today

[@_chipchip]

Peasham I want to believe the answer is 0, but it's the internet so....

[@KasumiRINA]

I remember rule 34 on lunch was page image for the definition. Sprite can was getting it on with a hot dog, so...

[@Xorrak]

I wonder how many fetishes Clint satisfied *for others* today FTFY

[@itsmemrnukki]

I like how you can make PBJ sandwiches on a keyboard

[@JPLFlashComicsGeekdom]

Since reaching 1 million subs LGR has indeed lost his mind.. lmao all that food on that keyboard are you mixing both your channels up mate

[@goqwertygo]

13:46 confirmed Clint is How To Basic😂🤣

[@MasterJayanX]

But without eggs

[@ambient2153]

ah yes, my favorite game to play in preschool. Duke Nukem 3D

[@Sunbask]

Honestly this would be an amazing product for my grandmother with low vision. It’s also in ABC format which would help! Thanks for the video

[@2AMSOUL]

kids need to play doom

[@c4rt00nk1d]

I can't wait for Peanut Butter Chocolate Syrup Milk Speedruns on the My First Keyboard

[@unusedaccount9130]

11:30 If the captions are turned on it says "there's no control and alt. So I've mapped the keys over here to *N, O, and P. Nope,* I" LOL

[@Nymo]

The keyboard with all the food on it totally looked like some kind of Nickelodeon Double Dare challenge.

[@BubblewrapHighway]

That is an APT description.

[@generallyunimportant]

@@BubblewrapHighway fyuhuhucking ggenius

[@ELYSIANNY]

The Maynard family should have just used Gamer Gear Dust-Off gamer spray!!

[@onedeadsaint]

"... it's got the whole aesthetic of children going on." _nervous laughter_

[@oldmandandan]

All that real estate inside the keyboard!! Just waiting for a raspberry pi inside!

[@ferretyluv]

pacmandandan For what?

[@PeepsMichael]

What am I doing with my life. I’m watching a grown man playing with a children’s keyboard covered with peanut butter, chocolate syrup and milk.

[@twistedyogert]

8:55 I'm 23 and I had to look up what a xiphias is. Is that sad?

[@stream3333]

twistedyogert I’m 16 and had to search it so no it’s not sad

[@Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head]

"Can you play Duke 3D on a My First Keyboard with chocolate syrup, peanut butter, and milk?" I nominate this for GDQ 2020 donation challenge run

[@Digithalis]

wow..this is a great keyboard also for grandmas and grandpas ! :-)

[@CyberneticEden]

That really depends if that grandparent did or didn't learn how to type on a typewriter, which most likely would have existed during their time. I'd be really worried if they were from before the typewriter's invention.

[@williamclapp9694]

@@CyberneticEden Yeah, since my grandfather was taught how to type on a typewriter in highschool which helped him not have to deal with the actual fighting in the Korean War, though my grandma never learned how to type as a secretary as they used shorthand and I saw her book for it and yeah, it is confusing.

[@badgerlordpatrick6493]

Does it work with the Grampy Aught Six? The one that types in 400 point font and has a meatloaf for a cursor? From Compy?

[@docette2015]

Give 'em props -- it does what it says on the tin! And I find it amusing that you've used membrane keyboards far worse, from companies that presumably knew what they were doing from the word go, instead of a couple who had to learn as they went. XD That peanut butter/chocolate sauce/milk test was hilarious and kind of awesome in its own way. If only modern keyboards were that hardy!

[@TradingAces]

0:00 Me whenever I order Taco Bell.

[@BubblewrapHighway]

Complete with squishing noises.

[@devjock]

Well, it doesn't have a shift key, so how else would we get sticky keys? :D That BNOP layout is hilarious btw. True gamer right there.