KILL TONY

[@fumewahfter]

Tony looks like he owns a ranch where you ride cowboys.

[@coralreefkeef]

ram ranch

[@KptnHaddock_]

Yeeehaw, Girlfriend!

[@eatmorecoleslaw]

best joke so far

[@juice8990]

I was waiting for a broke back mountain joke lol

[@michaellipphardt6981]

hilarious

[@StefanRees]

That doorman Zach absolutely MURDERED. Quality set man, love that JOI bit.

[@B-RaDD]

I think William murdered as well

[@mrshts]

Tonight. I finally understand the entirety of those porn titles now.

[@kyk2655]

Murdered it ? Wtf. Na

[@StefanRees]

@@kyk2655 comedy is subjective?! 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@chauncyquest2779]

So clearly you’re into it as well haha

[@ZBirDEveryday]

Holtzman is such a weird character. I feel like if I introduced him to my friends I’d have to remind them that he’s cool more than once throughout the evening.

[@lv8902]

😂😂😂

[@juice8990]

🤣😂🤣

[@Gimmiyomoney]

I love Holtzman he’s one of the kindest new people in Austin. Also, all of my friends I’ve introduced him to love him like I do.

[@jessdckey7712]

You shouldn’t care what your friends think about your friends.

[@Dandiestpanic]

You also shouldn't be telling your friends he's cool.

[@SolomonRasputin]

*Girl does a great set* Brian: “I’d love to have you on the secret show”

[@BrandonGiordano]

Probably cuz there's so few in Austin. Also he's RedBan

[@colbythom223]

Yea I think he needs funny women for his shows, and there aren’t a lot of them in Austin, but he is also redban

[@bakspace123]

That’s a long running joke.

[@Daddyglaz]

He doesn’t invite women who do bad sets

[@kirk6728]

*girl does a set

[@nathanperez1362]

I remember seeing Holtzman one time at the Comedy Store. He told one joke that was bad then started aggressively yelling at the audience for not laughing and threatened to kill himself. It was the most hilarious shit I’ve ever seen 😭😂

[@thugginugly1941]

If you ever find video of that on KZbin link it here immediately. I love watching KNOWN “famous” comedians bomb and then blame the crowd where they’re doing comedy for not understanding/ laughing at the jokes lol

[@ZachSquatch7]

​@@thugginugly1941Ive seen that, it's cringe. Don't blame us, do better. Ya know?

[@ceeka9002]

​@@thugginugly1941no need for a link, the 2 episodes at the HEB arena have something in it for you lol

[@jaypow7]

I think thats just his style of comedy, judging from what ive seen on his appearances on kill tony.

[@SystemofaDowns]

​@@jaypow7100%

[@yummymcyums2110]

A little person attempted to fist bump a blind man. Gotta love this show

[@cuetlachtlip1398]

Macintosh is that you

[@jaytimothy3645]

Really at what time did that happen? Can you please tag the minute? Like @37:00 or someting 😊

[@Cltmonger]

@@jaytimothy3645 55:18

[@SystemofaDowns]

​​@@jaytimothy364555:20 😬👍

[@SystemofaDowns]

​@@jaytimothy364555:15 😬🤘

[@ArcaMids]

William Montgomery got me again. "I HAVE TO SCREAM TO GET LAUGHS, MY LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE" had me locked in laughter.

[@c0Ld]

it's not the same if they have to beg a girl to kiss Hans

[@JC-wj5os]

It's getting really Hacky

[@adamnoturfuknbusiness2367]

its gross, its been gross

[@yourmommasboy2211]

@@adamnoturfuknbusiness2367 shut up lmao

[@adammay6663]

@@adamnoturfuknbusiness2367 You are a disgrace to the name Adam

[@TheKnutification]

​@@adammay6663 but he's right though, it's really cringey.

[@Bonzoizm]

"My Van is also Hans' aunt's name" needed a longer laugh break.

[@MrSesseLind]

😂

[@rezarcher]

Mai Vahn

[@606danco]

comedians feed of on laugh its the only way to survive Poor bastards

[@jessdckey7712]

Did it?

[@raiusdaltar1483]

Not even close, it's one of the many cookie cutter jokes that Tony recycles constantly.

[@migueldavies]

The show art should be in the episode thumbnail

[@ethanmonjure361]

Here in 2024. Very proud of William’s continued success in comedy, health and sobriety. Amazing

[@tomh.7895]

Never seen a guest heckle a show before but hey, holtzman is a special guy

[@Saykasound]

holtz is the man, he gets it

[@markrobbins3031]

Supposedly your favorite comics comic. Not a fan personally

[@MrSpunkyflunky]

How many episodes have you heard? This is not a first or even 50th time. Even since they moved to Austin is happened a few times. Ron White did it first in Austin I believe

[@coralreefkeef]

watch the bill burr one its funny

[@torontotonto6189]

To me Holtzman is just too creepy

[@michaelmarke4265]

The cam of all the comedians that signed up was cool good job RebBan

[@pukuipz]

I like the cams that show the different angles and people as they come off stage as well!

[@fr0zdify]

until it awkwardly showed William for way too long lol

[@dombslaught]

I kinda zoned around the 53:30 mark, and Holtzman’s insane laugh abruptly brought me out of it

[@dboyagod]

Hey. Wanna funk?

[@TonyMacroni633]

That was the best laugh in the world

[@Gu1d-0]

He's fucking insane I love this guy.

[@mitchandprince]

Watching old episodes of kill Tony - Hans Kim used to be SOOO GOOOD

[@jonathanbrwn53]

I feel bad for people that love comedy and don't know about this show

[@Philtr3]

Spread the word then. 😉

[@sillysissyphus4877]

@@Philtr3 Spread the cheeks then

[@biggiebeats1490]

Theyd be better off without it, 99.9% of people are not funny and would ruin comedy more

[@SkyBabyBoom]

Holtzman is a special breed of human.

[@chrisslavin9496]

Especially unfunny

[@Gu1d-0]

@@chrisslavin9496 Haters b hatin

[@OLBK]

Monster. Not human. But still funny. It stays with you and you laugh at best once during his set. And only on the inside. It is a violent unintelligible art. But very sad and liberating.

[@jameshustle2899]

HAVE JOEL BERG AS A GUEST

[@JD_50]

55:19 - that moment when you try and fist bump D-Madness and forget he’s actually blind

[@Gu1d-0]

His buddy seemed to explain to D what just happenned and you can see them both cracking up

[@theroguecollective1267]

Just gotta make sure y'know?

[@stevehernandez9498]

Hahaha😂

[@mcde27lil95]

It’s crazy how much William has improved since he got sober

[@PetersEnglishSchool]

Hes thes best!!

[@earthsoundsuk]

I preferred him wasted. But im happy that he is sober if it makes him happy.

[@steveo6408]

@@earthsoundsuk aww

[@cjr1881]

He's not sober.

[@dr.mantistoboggan4746]

@@steveo6408 underrated

[@BrianKusko]

The production on these has gotten amazing

[@snakeintelligence4452]

It’s like they hired 5 Kuskos to film the show.

[@michaelmason2417]

please step back from that ledge my friend

[@JacobReaddy]

I love when tony dresses as woody

[@bearded_z0mbiegaming108]

Woody's gay cousin 😂🤣🤦💯

[@WestminsterDoornobblers]

You are what you eat..

[@dibbdee]

Going through some serious shit right now, and this show is my medicine. Thank you KT

[@cloudbloom]

Bruh big same🤝

[@nick18303]

U got this man whatever it is KT will heal it

[@BahnYahd]

She ain’t worth it. Head up, King.

[@RudyRudos]

All the best fella.

[@realbeetlejuice]

same dude

[@comeawaywithme]

William closing the show is always perfect. I'm never really sure what I'm laughing at, but I'm laughing

[@zeromathematics]

pretty sure you know.. you aint eva eva gonna stop knowin!

[@michaelmarke4265]

D Madness covering his ears when people bomb 😂😂

[@CrackerBarrelKid55-]

Lmaooo 27:10

[@rjkidd11]

“It was up at the mall” is prolly the funniest thing William has ever said.

[@kevinVersus]

Someone needs to make a William Montgomery compilation of his screaming tangents

[@FarmersMelon]

IM GONNA LOSE THE FUCKING CABOOSE

[@lv8902]

I LOVE BREAD!!!!!

[@bigtexnick2188]

WHO SAID THAT

[@ChetBaker947]

HANS KIM IS F*CKING EVERYONE AND I CAN'T GET MY EYEBROWS DONE! HOLY SH*T! OH MY GOD!

[@kevinVersus]

@Glanderson Booper really I haven’t found one. I’m wanting to see a compilation of just his yelling fits

[@user-qw7xy3pj3p]

If Hunter S. Thompson and "Future" had a baby, it would look like Tony looks tonight.

[@daddygarhart6900]

Thís deserves more credit

[@eatmorecoleslaw]

"Tony looks like the HIV positive love child of Walt Disney and Zoro tonight" - D. Lucas (missed opportunity)

[@justinb292011]

Needs more likes

[@ShrimpDaddys]

He's definitely on all the shrooms lol

[@knownuniverse93]

Underrated comment lol

[@John_Lucky]

Holtzman seems like the weird uncle that no ones sure what he does for a living and is only invited to family reunions.

[@joejefferies11]

The manlier tony tries to dress... The further away from that goal he runs.

[@fr0zdify]

dressing like a gay cowboy is manly?

[@joejefferies11]

@@fr0zdify he tried for cowboy, overshot the runway and landed on gay cowboy.

[@roymakescomics]

@@fr0zdify r/whoosh

[@Bearboardsandtables]

Wonder what kind of gifts Holtzman will be giving out tonight?!

[@92ireland92]

Burger King

[@daveismoseley]

Two yellow highlighters

[@fr0zdify]

fucking highlighters like cmon, Holtzman is losing his mind

[@eastonwinship2016]

bad comedy

[@w4rf4c39]

I almost turned off Joe Rogan to turn this on. I stopped because this isn’t background noise for working on my car. KT gets my FULL attention

[@Niekomojo]

Nerd... Lol jk me too.

[@Sasquatchmedic]

Jre fan boy,

[@Wade_Winter]

The real art form.

[@user-yd7we6ou3n]

Whos Joe Rogan?

[@getznowhere]

Holy shit!! Cody trying to 👊 madness had me rollin

[@variaxi935]

😂😂😂 came here lookin for that comment lmaooo

[@fillipdabong8381]

Never thought I'd see a worse Brian then Redban on the show. I stand corrected

[@realbeetlejuice]

lol

[@SNNetwork]

holtzman fucking rips

[@justinwhitten5975]

So true! What was with setting all the shit out for 5 minutes digging through his bag! Lol

[@WhatsaMOUN]

He's so creepy

[@crispyhoneybun1607]

That laugh is incredible 😂 53:37

[@kevinbergman8532]

Rarely do I crack up out loud as much as I do when I watch this show.

[@pablo-tr5jm]

yeah ok

[@moneysuccesslegacy]

Exactly. Same here! Funny and consistent.

[@biggiebeats1490]

​@@moneysuccesslegacy i cant imagine how low of an intelect level one must have to laugh out loud at KT

[@petepurdee]

This show has evolved into a well oiled machine. Thanks to Ron, Joe, Tony, Redban along with the band, the regulars and staff.

[@derrick9635]

The mould was put securely in a vault after holtzman was made. My god hes out there.

[@alzgrex5304]

What a compliment 👏🏼

[@El_Chompo]

Omg I was laughing so hard when we found out he replaced drinking with raisin bread and he can't stop eating it.

[@unforgivenpuppet]

Where's the compilation of people trying to dab Dee Madness?

[@jacobamrhein2777]

“Whooaaaa, three? The ol’ Temple of Doom over here” holy shit so funny

[@TheBreakingMuse]

at the moment, this is the best comedy show on youtube. laughing my fucking ass off each episode. lovin the improv novelty

[@stephsman51]

Is it me or does Tony become more and more "cowboy" each episode he's in Austin 😂😂

[@samuraisurge]

“He’s got a snake in his butt!”

[@jills5790]

Love William Montgomery’s eyebrows 👍🏼

[@ninoatf]

18:22 golden moment for Tony to say his van is named after Han’s aunt - “Hansda” 😂😂

[@beardedwonder7123]

Holy shit, I'm at a pub and can't help but laugh out loud. Been watching this show for years. Fuckin' love it.

[@jazzfeline5970]

What lucky place do you live in that has a pub streaming Kill Tony?

[@bearded_z0mbiegaming108]

@@jazzfeline5970 he's on the phone.... Otherwise he wouldn't mention laughing out loud 🤣😂💯🤦 an pubs only show fights n sports

[@roymakescomics]

Who goes out in public just to be on their phone?

[@beardedwonder7123]

@@roymakescomics me?

[@wokzilla]

@@roymakescomics virgins

[@lawsontaylor6368]

William trying to channel himself at 3 months sober is a very interesting watch! I'm working on getting back to 3 months sober again myself. It's the weirdest place to be. Inspiring

[@brettbousfield9775]

You didn't ask Hans about his 3 way experience last week!! My wife and I were waiting for that update 😂

[@P.dripps92]

Damn some actual production is really showing in the kill Tony world love it

The Brazilian dude was low key hilarious

[@felipedias5421]

My people are funny

[@Reezer83]

Your favorite comedian, favorites comedian Brian Holtzman. For a second I thought Pryor was still alive. But more comedians love Holtzman. Wow. I learned a new fact today.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@udaylaiker]

I live in complete solitude and this show has been my solace, my companions and making me laugh so fucking hard! Its been keeping me company and bringing the only joy i have in life right now

[@yohannestesfay5369]

Damn! Its a great show. How come you live in solitude tho?

[@slxck9681]

Damn this is kinda sad

[@AlfredOrteez]

Yo wtf is wrong with Brian Holtzman 😂😂😂 dude is cracked

[@workstudy8118]

Yeah he’s terrible

[@jessienix134]

15:20 when the episode begins

[@Awizzo4shizzo]

My hero!

[@antoniobergamasco7799]

The hero we deserve

[@brettalexander5585]

That was next level roasting, it felt like thanksgiving already.

[@user-qw7xy3pj3p]

Seems like that threesome guy, who lifted the strip club manager last time, outdid the "strongman" competitor.

[@Thishandlemakesnosense]

I noticed it too

[@atororis]

he was also using his legs to upthrust while the strongman isolated the movement to his upper body and did 6 which was even more impressive imo

[@tstrap4477]

Debby O's crazy ass waiting by the barricade where the comedians walk out lol

[@imadeanaccount1000]

Holy fuck that initial response from holtzman and tony was next level on hans kim

[@groves19881]

Holtzman is the Man, he makes things so hallarious!!!! Keeping things Weird, love that style hahahaha

[@kodykindhart5644]

Yup

[@Eddibles]

Is this his fake account or something? I didn’t hear him say anything that funny

[@haterade5137]

Holzman is shit. He literally laughs like an insane person to try and force laughs out of the crowd in a very telling moment 53:00

[@chauncyquest2779]

One of my favorite small moments was Cody the little person trying to fist bump D madness (the BLIND bass player)

[@bp8__163]

Cody going to give d knuckles when walking off the stage had me dead

[@JGzyOG02]

Holtzman saying who gives a shit had me dead😂

[@JGzyOG02]

34:30

[@purpleroadster7306]

I’ve been watching old shows and can’t help to notice that Amy O is in the crowd of comedians at 26:16

[@sicko602]

literally no bs, I was thinking about more episodes with him over the weekend 😵‍💫 now I can manifest my girl coming back 🥺😂

[@gageberg2341]

Lmfaaaao

[@92ireland92]

Shes in the broom closet with Hans right now

[@sicko602]

@@92ireland92 probably, no wonder she was devastated about leaving San Antonio

[@isaiasguilarte]

F that b

[@MoreFormosa]

How bout 30 minutes of General Montgomery, let him rolllllll !

[@IICHAZII]

so we can her the same set 30 times in a row?

[@isaiasguilarte]

Who said that?)

[@MoreFormosa]

@M J Is this William Montgomery?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@b0gdyb0ta]

The show will also feature one of the top, young, rising comedians in the world. So yeah, it should be great, just like every week.

[@MortalXperiment]

Brilliant

[@xdanileex]

Isnt tony almost 40?

[@spaceforce3643]

@@xdanileex 40 rules .

[@xdanileex]

@@spaceforce3643 lol im sure. But its not young

[@roscoe4092]

Hans Kim is on a conquest

[@Lewis94444]

Brian has the most evil genius face i have ever seen, especially in the thumbnail 😂

[@evanhowell2440]

Literally William is one of my favorite comedians he’s hilarious

[@josecervantes1965]

Can't wait too fucking see him live!!

[@mats-5970]

Feels like every episode gets better and better!

[@thejamesification]

If ridge wallet made something like a ridge clip, where it was a traditional money clip, id get it, but I like og clips too much

[@Ullyses267]

Does anyone know the song the band was playing in the beginning?

[@sebreba]

I'm just here for Hans Kim

[@Dan-fy3vp]

Holtzman asking Cody if "Nobody got in trouble for touching something they shouldn't touch" Bahahahahaha

[@Dan-fy3vp]

Raisin bread's a hell of a drug

[@haterade5137]

That's him forcing a laugh cuz his jokes are shit. It's a hack comedy trick and some people rely on it to an INSANE level (Holtzman) instead of being funny

[@js78910]

I'm so glad that Woody finally came out of the closet and turned into a real boy. 🤣

[@danb9624]

Normally I'm not a fan of Redban but he brought more than Holtzman this week

[@js78910]

I don't understand Holtsman's style. Sometimes he's hilarious and others he just seems like a crazy guy. 😂 I'll have to look at some of his stand up.

[@taLLdavid33]

Welcome back D Madness!! I know youre reading this

[@pancakemix707]

👀 Only reason to be Happy for Mondays🐐🔥💯

[@bishopbanner5253]

First time I've ever agreed with a box of pancake mix

[@EazyEDC]

I love when Tony says things like he knows them for sure when he doesn’t lol like the fainting goats.. Tony is just instantly like “that’s not real” it’s 100% real!😂

[@MrKilleromo]

Tony looks like he's been ripping rails with those glasses on

[@thefunnyfamily1462]

Redban definitely on it too

[@seanflynn781]

Something epic about Holtzman in Austin. Like, he went all the way there to another club and here he is again. You cannot escape Holtzman.

[@larsgiapapas5174]

Imagine running into Holtzman at the comedy store at 2am. Terrifying

[@MrFuglybear]

Just free gifts and items of interest, nothing to be scared of

[@itzjuliescuhz]

How can people not like holtzman, I never heard of him until going through these episodes. The PTSD war-vet bit in the beginning killed me. Perfect for people going through the shit, where water down just don’t do it.

[@codya8119]

holtzmans laugh at 53:36 is insane haha

[@aaizner847]

I dig Tony's new look - Dallas Buyers Dance Club

[@roscoe4092]

Will somebody please tell me who stepped off the ledge in Tony’s life?

[@irabernstein]

steven brody stevens :(

[@roscoe4092]

@@irabernstein that does explain it, but he was saying that before Brody died though, wasn’t he? I don’t remember when I first heard him say it but he’s been saying it for hundreds of episodes now Rest In Peace Steven Brody Stevens

[@irabernstein]

It seemed to start with Jeremiah and Pat and a love for a special song called Third Eye Blind "Jumper"

[@danshafferkoetter]

Anytime Tony didnt recognize the song the band played, he subbed in the jumper lyrics. He mentioned that it irritated Jeremiah at first, but then it became a "Thing".

[@SSGBWolverine]

How many episodes has that LP attended and he still tried to fistbump D Madness....I'm starting to question life's existence

[@ashb9594]

The Hans kissing is just getting gross now honestly 😂 It was a good bit the first couple times.

[@TTOS69]

How out of touch do you have to be with regular people to not know what a bobble head is? Especially when it was the most technologically advanced toy he had as a child.

[@callowaymills5406]

Tony cosplayed as Cam Newton this episode

[@PositivePokemonPlayers]

Now that’s funny 🎉

[@walterwoit9408]

Tony really giving in to the Woody from Toy story joke's ;p

[@VegasLowRoller]

The Hans schtick is getting old and creepy my dudes.

[@travisframe6778]

Holtzman screaming without the mic for Hans killed me😂

[@calpalius8943]

Another phenomenal episode love to be able to get this weekly and not be one of those sad sad people who wont get to experience the weekly build up for every monday.

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

34:52 Tony fucking with Redban by pretending he was gonna give the first-timer a big jokebook haha

[@austinsolomon8316]

I love the tony and David's roast battles there always a hoot

[@jimboslice375]

They really aren't dude..tony comes up with some good jokes but David lucas' roasts are truely awful, so so cringey

[@Needassistance]

Tony said being on kill Tony is like the new SNL, and he is absolutely right. I wish the kill Tony KZbin would do some sketch comedy as well. It’s so good the future is kill Tony.

[@davidvaughn9]

Dude...the guests, it's all in-house or comedy store peeps. The fallout from the oriental hidden cam is still being felt, no question. I'm still here though. Although I do miss that vibe with the band, Jeremiah and Joelberg were big parts of this show. But onward . . .

[@92ireland92]

It has always been Tony's comedian buddies as guest 90% of the time. The only thing pang dang changed is they now are in a better venue, Hans is a new regular, and they got free advertising. All positives. If anything that shit helped Kill Tony

[@adamkrueger1257]

Too bad none of these old school comedy store guys are really very funny

[@isaiasguilarte]

Agreed. I miss the best damned band in the land and the vibe of the comedy store it's unreplaceable, but it's still the best podcast out there. New band are badasses and the Vulcan vibe it's not so bad. Whole lot better than antowhatever

[@davidvaughn9]

@@bsx121 agreed..

[@davidvaughn9]

@@92ireland92 dropped from his agencies and guests are clearly being affected. My man will overcome, but to deny is delusional

[@Ajax-0137]

Holtzman is so underrated