Killer Dolphins Guard Nuclear Navy Base

[@jessicasteen2543]

Man at the hospital: I got shot Nurse: by who Man at the hospital: by a dolphin

[@Hutlaw]

Yes

[@popff7]

lol

[@Hutlaw]

@@popff7 Yes

[@sirposhybloom]

your grave would have a f*cking comedy routine

[@tony_ap71]

Lol

[@aych33]

Big Tuna is gonna be the first dolphin that gets PTSD from war

[@fathomthefishy-5701]

Better than getting PTSD from living in *shudder* SeaWorld

[@asiangaming1927]

@@fathomthefishy-5701 TRUE

[@ragnarli8784]

Other way around - the divers would be the first soldiers to get PTSD from a dolphin in war

[@asiangaming1927]

@@ragnarli8784 ALSO TRUE

[@asiangaming1927]

@@ragnarli8784 But not really cause the divers and the dolphins are really close

[@gladiator_zyx]

Imagine hearing this from your commander: "I have a mission for you and *Big Tuna* !"

[@cartervinson4753]

the next partner is called... BIG SMOKE

[@toefungus3943]

@@cartervinson4753 lol

[@Dimitri-Jordania]

yea I kinda don't like the 'imagine you are' thing, I'd prefer just to hear the facts of what happened.

[@polaknasieci1331]

Biggie chesee

[@thedarkwolf2525]

The Office reference

[@Vociferous]

Killer dolphins: **exists** The enemy: _mission failed, we’ll get em next time_

[@youtubeclan4728]

Vociferous teacher: you can’t hear writing Me:

[@tpenoel88]

use giant squid instead, that dolphin cant handle soviet giant squid

[@notboros6384]

Lol

[@nichsa8984]

people fear after seeing mine look like a giant virus

[@pazelloxu]

COD

[@andrewbrown9577]

literally no one: some dolphin: pulls out ar15

[@SS-xo8dc]

This is america

[@elysium1582]

@Hayden Barthold **SWIM*

[@GodsRemote]

Also the dolphin: *Pulls out maxim and minigun*

[@andrewbrown9577]

*BRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

[@ia1870]

That's a quiet "Pic"achu you've got there

[@nicse100]

killer sharks, killer whales, killer dolphins. wait NO *TERMINATOR DOLPHIN*

[@jakemacdonald420]

No Killer queen

[@christianwatson1664]

I'm sorry Lord DIO but no he is correct

[@alhassirakhdugani5813]

They better have fricking laser beams on their heads

[@jvhunko]

Nah more like the dolphin to end all life

[@tomrob0697]

Dio killer queen has already touched your ship *click* *explosion*

[@obiwankenobi4863]

Me: swims with dolphins in Mexico The dolphins: tactical nuke inbound

[@obiwankenobi4863]

47 likes no but no reply’s I have won but at what cost

[@oofmastercow6945]

50 likes now

[@speedsofter552]

No 64

[@obiwankenobi4863]

Ah 80 your both wrong

[@oddments9484]

122 Wrong

[@jaysgallery9121]

That’s so sweet how the dolphins and trainers retire together!

[@coolsnake1134]

Buy a closed aquarium and put it in the dolphin tank

[@fancypants3828]

I agree

[@Jayyy-7]

@@coolsnake1134 no, why?

[@bulbasaurhimself8914]

@@ineedaname8105 sounds believable

[@sevtas]

@@ineedaname8105 idk if how you know it is correct then

[@Mark-xg3zn]

Infographics : "Dolphins with death rays attached to their heads...." 2020 : " I'm busy these few months but.. hmmm......lets arrange that for August"

[@lmk3182]

Mark 11 2020: “hmmm nope nope actually seems we have been fully booked all year with natural disasters and worldwide famine by a top paying client. Try 2021 I think they are free”

[@kiwski3333]

didnt happen

[@toasty6855]

It’s now September and I think it got delayed

[@basedchad6284]

Imagine training for years and you get killed in minutes by a dolphin.

[@bridishbirb8603]

LOL

[@amazingdylan4221]

Dolphin: strike 8000 Coolman-Jim has left the sever

[@uh-1chueygunship87]

Oof

[@uh-1chueygunship87]

What a waste

[@ZephyrDaCrow]

I’d basically be the same thing with any other animal or lower rank, just because you’ve been training for years doesn’t mean you have iron skin

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Oh that's kind of like how I have killer raccoons guarding parts of my forest

[@DaBearsInChicago]

How do I keep finding your comments!

[@therealpinkguy2772]

I'll have my spider's guard my house

[@CowboyBebop444]

Yeah..my compound has killer squirrels that will go straight for the enemy nuts

[@humbloom]

omigod it IS H I M

[@kooty9407]

I have a couple of really fat Bulldogs

[@MarchOnRome]

'big tuna" I always knew Andy Bernard was behind these videos

[@seansherman327]

You win

[@kheilanthonycunanan9855]

My exact thought. why so low

[@mr.bluesky8636]

Man at hospital: I was shot! Nurse: By who?!? Man: I don’t wanna talk about it...

[@thatmexicantroll7424]

Lol

[@eduardorizo8264]

Imagine a dolphin 🐬 was a higher rank than you 🤣

[@GaryBickford]

Read the third book in the Sundiver series! (Actually read all of them!)

[@themanwhoisprettycool9166]

Lol

[@nichsa8984]

@@GaryBickford top secret asset of usa: 2:giant squid

[@dazzlemasseur]

That dolphin is a higher rank than all of us. If we enter the army now. That situation just came true. Your rank and value are literally lower than the dolphin. Does that hurt your ego ?

[@popff7]

"Man that dolphin is a general! How am i supposed to command a Navy General?"

[@josephjeon804]

The extent to which the US wants to improve the military is astonishing.

[@paynestilwell7125]

Jeremy H. do we have to make everything political? i see what you're trying to say and i respect your opinion. i just dont see a need to make everything political. im not insulting you/calling you out. simply stating my opinion

[@Sol-su2mi]

@@paynestilwell7125 **b-but communism**

[@Urbajam]

XGrau yeah but we use 54% of our national spendings on the military. We use 6% on education and 6% on healthcare. How much safer can we get? Just about everyone has a gun. There is no real threat to the homeland. I’m just saying that I don’t think think we should really be investing our tax payer money in the military right now and put more money into our healthcare.

[@paynestilwell7125]

DARTH MoodYdiaH yes thank you! the toxicity of both parties is awful. i wish we could all just try to understand and help eachother but thats not the way the world works im afraid

[@malakupearson1725]

Russia probably has new military technology that we don't even know about.

[@gabelost7357]

Imagine getting trained to do underwater operations for years, only to die to the Bends because a dolphin pulled you to the surface too fast.

[@jamdungdrones2424]

Tragic indeed

[@alhassirakhdugani5813]

Or it just swims off and leaves you

[@Vidar-26]

Ooo no tragic

[@bobbyrayofthefamilysmith24]

I don't think a harbour is deep enough to get the bends.

[@marcthechampionofgreggs489]

Dolphins with frickin lasers on their heads! Dr evil would be proud

[@captainkhakis9826]

Friggin beat me to it man

[@marcthechampionofgreggs489]

Captain Khakis hehe

[@Phantom682]

Ha

[@loutusblosm]

Soldier: Ma'am! There are five enemy divers approaching! Me: It's fine (puts out cigarette) we have Big Tuna

[@shushman9965]

Other counties: we have an army America: we have big tuna

[@radioactivebuttox8933]

"I wanted sharks with fricken laser beams"

[@nullvoid564]

Cant get the staff these days, 60s were better for supervillains, these days its just not the same!

[@Core-1948]

Unfortunately sharks are not mammals, they are fish and because of this their brain is different and wired for a more instinctual nature. Dolphins are actually quite smart and can solve problems by thinking as opposed to just following instinct. The shark might be cool but the dolphin will out smart it every time.

[@Zoologically_Explained]

Lazarbeam on a shark 😂😂😂

[@littlechica9708]

Install Hungry shark evolution

[@matzepizzaheld8541]

Hungry shark reallife

[@gabewatson1902]

KZbin: 8 comments Me: can I see them KZbin: *no*

[@eljot1092]

newest first

[@ayoorio3045]

KZbin on bs😂

[@chunchun6176]

lool

[@mr.techsupport9080]

CARL!

[@_frxst_5]

Welcome to cnn 10

[@saitojharry]

Call of Dolphin: Marine Warfare 🐬

[@sho_gun_x]

😂😂😂😂

[@santiagoguzman655]

yes

[@walterhartwellwhite5655]

i actually want that to be a game

[@TimePads3DCalendars]

Instead of a nuke you can call in a tsunami or hurricane, and instead of white phosphorus you’ll drop acid rain

[@lindseybillings8325]

Me: dolphins are too cute to be used for war. Infographics show: it's a killer dolphin

[@jckbjhcukbvus8257]

im 100% convinced that the narrator is high asf when he makes these vids

[@selfhatred6944]

120%🤯😂🤣

[@Ty-vj4wg]

I wouldn't be surprised. He makes up some crazy stories all the time.

[@tapioca2768]

You did this comment twice and both of them got likes

[@jrocksburr2724]

Deadass I’ll think of something when I’m high and then I’ll see my high thought pop up as an infographics episode 😂

[@justjoshn0421]

What he is saying is true tho Dolphins were used during the Persian Gulf and Vietnam War to defend against enemy divers and detect underwater explosives. Look it up

[@MrMisterDerp]

“Sir what shall we name the new search and rescue dolphin?” “Big Tuna” “Sir?” “I SAID BIG TUNA!!!”

[@BakedPotato0630]

"okay then. Oohh FLIPPER"!

[@Ty-vj4wg]

Info-graphics show: 1 minute ago Everyone in the comments: First

[@stevenhargis1513]

This comment isn't any better than those kind of comments

[@thepikachugamer6775]

Yep

[@vinicius575]

everyone is first... of their own comment

[@oliverpolregno3996]

Yes boi

[@lynnchildress3044]

I'm first to be the fith

[@cookieman8971]

Me at 12: Last video then I'll go to sleep. Me at 3 am:

[@wodo8464]

"The echolocation travels at the speed of sound" Me: Of course it does, it's sound.

[@todddougherty9492]

Me: Well Duh

[@theenzoferrari458]

The speed of sound is faster in both water and metal.

[@landon5144]

Logik

[@localmf]

Me: can I see 37 comments? KZbin: no

[@crankthetank3581]

Happens all the time haytham

[@natalie-cu3to]

There’s somefin fishy about this video.

[@jasonodonnell7829]

Someone fish this man a big trophy

[@Hutlaw]

Idk man, seems kinda normal

[@Core-1948]

Look it up, its a thing. Dolphins are extremely intelligent creatures and can do many things.

[@ggsap]

Core 1948 Look it up, its a joke

[@schizo1382]

@@Core-1948 whooosh

[@kelvinhills1145]

Plot twist: The dolphin is jim from the office in disguise

[@mandalor45]

there is a severe lack of lazer beams on its freaking head

[@CranberryFo]

The way this video is presented and how it talks about how "I" did all these things with Big Tuna, I almost feel like I've had this grand amazing and fulfilling life with Big Tuna. I almost feel like I have actual memories of doing all this now!

[@Mr_Curtis_Kelley]

Dolphins: *exist* US navy: we did it boys, enemy infiltration is no more

[@BigBravesFan1331]

Me: Awwwww it’s a... AHHHH AHHHH IT’S A KILLER DOLPHIN!!!!! HE HAS A M60!!!! HE RIPPED OFF MY ARM!!!!! HE’S TRYING TO DROWN ME!!!!!!

[@enjoyer9542]

Definition of SUPRISE MOTHERF**KER

[@justapotato7863]

Communist's when the ocean starts speaking fish and chips

[@09lowkey]

5:08: Yeah imagine playing Capture the Flag with a dolphin in the harbor. I can hear the dolphin laughing now.

[@samuelgaleano387]

I swear an enemy country can use The Infographics against us

[@smudge9995]

Facts giving away our secrets😂

[@BakedPotato0630]

Or use Call of Duty as a training sim for shooting under water.

[@gavindagamer441]

People: Aww dolphins are so cute and innocent! These dolphins: That is where you are wrong

[@crosswarrior7]

Infographics: "Seals are no match for dolphins" Team 6: "Hold my beard."

[@nairzD]

I see thumbnail... "Penguins of Madagascar?"

[@myzvro]

skipper

[@matzepizzaheld8541]

Kawalski Analyse!

[@lucabonzano1102]

When I heard “Big Tuna” all I could think of was Jim from the office

[@baliyae]

I think it would be awesome having a dolphin as a partner. They’re super cute, super intelligent animals and it would be cool the adventures we’d go on together.

[@weliveinasimulationbutthat7866]

I thought jim from the office would be the only big tuna I care about. But now I guess I got two big tunas to love

[@annamienam]

When a dolphin is smarter than you

[@gunnyboyz4tw]

Biggest BM in history: Dolphin: -swims up and fins you a pack of C4-

[@INTERCEPTOR-Official]

TFW you'll never have a badass commando dolphin best friend that you get to enjoy a relaxing retirement with

[@brodyfarnsworth8176]

Love the channel

[@Ryan-zd4rv]

I’ve just learned of him and already I would die for big tuna

[@madkirk7431]

therapist: front facing dolphin can't hurt you. front facing dolphin: 4:08

[@lieutenantflyboy]

Imagine having a dolphin as your commanding officer.

[@truetrax2]

BIG TUNA sounds like a cell mate in jail

[@yinlu3610]

Attack dolphins? What is this, Command and Conquer Red Alert?

[@wassimlouis4659]

dude i love that game lol back in the days!

[@Remy.wright]

Me at my therapist after swimming with "Sharks": It was probably only a dolphin, they can't hurt you, This dolphin: Indeed... Indeed that is

[@dababycar2899]

This title is awsome😂😂😂

[@MrwhocaresYT]

12:49 am Me : let's sleep YT : Killer dolphin guards nuclear navy base Brain : Here you go 🙁

[@potxkie2343]

Everyone: dolphins are kind Dolphin be like:

[@cheeset9485]

"Is that freakin' sharks with laser beams on thier heads!?" -Dr. Evil

[@gernandthegreat8839]

Command and conquer: red alert was ahead of it's time

[@pizzadog7575]

Some guy that has been trained for years and is a high ranking boi with alot of expirience: *Exist* *Big Tuna* : GHRGHRRGRGRGRGRG

[@Jakechan-eb1bb]

Terrorists: It's so easy to get in Big tuna : Umauva mi shiundeau. Terrorists,: nani

[@agps4418]

Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

[@spanishinquisition3173]

NANI?!

[@kjelam117]

1950: robots will exist soon. Soon dolphins

[@neveroffended45]

I heard the dolphin fell in love with the girl next dorsal .

[@itcouldbeworse5851]

Smooth

[@todddougherty9492]

Dah dat dat.... tissshhhhhhhh

[@ineedaname8105]

;- ; a man married with a dolphin

[@olengagallardo8551]

The scariest thing about them is they come at you w/a big smile!

[@crankthetank3581]

You know what i just learned that turned this from cute to horrifying? Dolphins are rapists

[@lionheart1295]

This is quite realistic except for the fact that dolphins are trained for one thing, very rarely they will do a bomb placing or something they are not trained for. But great job for a very realistic video.

[@sleekestice9578]

Imagine being caught by a dolphin while trying to plant bombs.

[@onesubbeforequarantineends2760]

Did someone spike his drink with LSD?

[@RoySherfan]

5:20 "Seals are no match for dolphins." OHHHHHH RLY YOU DON'T SAY!!! lol

[@theobesetatertot6961]

"Jotaro Approved"

[@rare1370]

imagine training for years just to get smacked by a dolphin

[@redskullthecoincollector6014]

There’s no evidence of dolphins doing this stuff so 100% lie

[@FratterKnox]

Hate to break it to you but you’re 100% wrong. The US Navy absolutely uses and has used dolphins (also seals & sea lions), for these types of missions.

[@redskullthecoincollector6014]

FratterKnox, thanks I just don’t think there’s evidence of them doing these things for the us navy

[@Backfromthedeadguy]

I was stationed in San Diego in the late 90s and saw dolphins being trained with my own eyes. The Navy would not invest time and money into a program that doesn’t work.

[@learnenglishvocabulary5625]

Whats up, The Infographics Show. this is fairly very video. thank. :)

[@schizo1382]

Bruh u play too much Red Alert 2... (In Yuri's revenge edition there is a spec ops dolphins on the american side and some giant octopus for the Russians and they take down submarines)

[@kungfubrush7269]

Loved the video it is sooo wholsome

[@blake.yz1]

I LOVE YOUR VIDS!!!

[@yeahbronah6319]

I want a dolphin as a pet now 😂

[@savarshrivastava3633]

Big Tuna give anyone else office vibes?

[@jakeryker546]

Senior Dolphin: Ok, private Big Tuna! Time to show the rest of us here that you ain't the chicken of the sea! Dolphin Squad: *Laughs

[@buildsean5155]

This video felt oddly wholesome

[@aryamanake4455]

Commander : *You both have been assigned a mission* . Me : *But I am alone* . Commander : *It's **_Big Tuna_** time* .

[@baileysmith6499]

Can’t be surprised after 2020 so far

[@eloker8177]

Dolphins learning kung fu

[@masongames_rblx488]

eloker X No me

[@masongames_rblx488]

dantdn11 No me

[@charlieknight8563]

Showing LOVE for the Infographics show.

[@RoySherfan]

Me: Us mammals need to stick together. Friend: Why? Me: ... to protect ourselves from other mammals OF COURSE. Sheessh.

[@jmand6730]

Imagine being a spy and getting snitched on by a dolphin

[@connermason7874]

The last time I was this early, corona was the kingdom Rapunzel lived in

[@-badass-commando787]

Me:Mom can we have bodyguards? Mom:We have Bodyguards at Home *Bodyguards(Killer whale) at Home:*

[@dracmeister]

"Commander, I thought I've seen everything. Giant Mind-Controlled Squids. High Command says to employ the use of Specially Trained Dolphins as countermeasure. What next? Killer whales?"

[@TaranBhandari]

I've really come before there are more than a thousand comments Infographics pumping out quality vids every 6-8 hours as usual

[@Phoenix-oq2bu]

Okay boys, we gotta attack da base. Dolphin: appears. Us: why do we hear boss music?

[@colinpickstock9117]

Why is this funny XD BIG TUNA has unlocked scorestreaks

[@sammuelmccall56789]

Imagine bonding with your dolphin partner and then one day an enemy ship just kills him.

[@zacharymusi5053]

Infographics show: "Let's call the dolphin Big Tuna." Me: Make happy noises and yells, "OFFICE REFRANCE!!"

[@kevalpatel6637]

Big tuna is secretly Jim from a popular tv show 😂

[@DC-ru5xz]

Absolutely nobody: US Navy: TACTICAL DOLPHIN

[@cartoonjerk]

I use dolphins to guard my base in Red Alert 2 all the time too!

[@russianmafia4621]

Me: hey partner Big tuna:click click

[@tapioca2768]

Diver: gets thrown out of water by a dolphin Also diver: Awww I want one

[@darthbob8428]

4:10 that dolphin creeped me out