Killing for the Dark Brotherhood in the worst ways possible

[@lindthelegend]

Any guard : "Well now...." Kevin : "Alright, Send me to jail..."

[@TaurusTheCrazyBull]

Guard: uhhhh I didn’t say anything yet Kevin: Yeah this is a reoccurring thing

[@dmarical14]

Hmmmm must of been the wind.....

[@miaofthekingdom]

He hates conflict lol

[@dmarical14]

@fouad derf WTF Is that website?!

[@sumbass]

What does the site lead to?

[@jamaalshamsudeen3127]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that Kevin uploads at the same time everyday

[@evan6463]

Holy shit bro

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Feck yeah

[@jackbudi]

Mobile KZbin decided to not show me it. But yes.

[@Targolak]

Scheduled uploads. But yeah, let us! I was actually struggling with a boring eve, spending hours just waiting for this vid to pop up for some entertainment before bedtime. xD

[@frankyfranky2913]

Yes yes we can

[@frenchtoast6792]

Honestly, after watching your Sims series, are you _sure_ these are the worst possible ways to kill people, Kevin?

[@WlLDEHlLDE]

Worst as in "worst for Kevin, not worst for them" :D

[@rx500android]

Hey, it's another Connor

[@boobailey4509]

Idk, Minotaur army was new

[@errorloading813]

Argonian: "There's a high elf that needs to be removed from existence." *Literally means one high elf* Kevin's Dictionary: Kill them all

[@mohammedhamadeh4987]

Not just the men, but the women and children too.

[@teecee1827]

At least he heard of the high elves.

[@Albertosn3]

The people 200 years from then would probably like it though

[@codysellers4151]

rumor has it Kevin's character hates sand

[@errorloading813]

@@mohammedhamadeh4987 Well...

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

"Anything beyond small talk is too much for me" -Kevin, 2019

[@jackbudi]

*I can only talk large*

[@Bubba_Minx]

All hail master Pickens

[@SQUAREHEADSAM1912]

Master, can I touch your hair

[@BoredMurphy]

Anything beyond not talking is too much for me

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

Hello boomer

[@confused8365]

"Oh my god, she just died out of nowhere. Heart attack. Possible poisoning by the hammer marks..." 8:49 Best sentence ever said

[@MaiaMirabell]

Kevin's The Man!

[@dylannecros3636]

Cracked me up far more than I thought.

[@Rocketpigs]

*spawns a thousand minotaurs* *they take over the capital city* "I, for one, welcome our new Minotaur overlords". DEAD.

[@tjurti6803]

That wasn’t the capital! *angry nerd noises*

[@MrDUneven]

@@tjurti6803 Well, it's now the capital of Minotauriil

[@sniffles3585]

Look up bin chicken

[@LoveRemains]

**Kevin beats up horse** Kevin: “Aww, poor horse must have brain damage from getting hit so much.”

[@ronniemaggard2778]

"A high elf needs killed" Kevins line of thought: well if I kill them all then there's no chance i didn't get the right one! I'm genius!

[@ElysetheEevee]

Noot Noot Literal big brain. As in engorged, dangerous swollen brain. I mean...look at his character.

[@ronniemaggard2778]

@@ElysetheEevee that is his spotlight. He's a shining light and that's the source. It is always big brain time for kevin

[@rangerleaf1505]

@Noot Noot bigger brain really no high elves no reason for the blades to go in to hiding no skyrim for todd Howard to keep rereleasing

[@errorloading813]

@@ronniemaggard2778 Same idea eh?

[@blarg2429]

@@rangerleaf1505 Galaxy brain idea. You are the biggest boi.

[@Longshanks1690]

"What is life's greatest illusion?" "Kevin going through a whole video without killing anyone."

[@jackbudi]

Yes. If he does it was just skillful editing to hide the fact that he broke the game at the start.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@jackbudi "Truth is... The game was rigged from the start." Also, Juan's gonna self promote today, he uploaded a new video.

[@BMcCosmic]

You got me worried there for a second

[@jackbudi]

I am a PERSON! Aw shoot

[@IamaPERSON]

@@jackbudi pretty much. Hopefully I'm wrong.

[@baconranchgrilledchickensa7600]

Kevin: **punches horse** Also Kevin: **tells it to follow him** Horse: **refuses** Still Kevin: So much for a horse being a mans best friend.

[@baconranchgrilledchickensa7600]

Ok

[@pjbickham3547]

@@baconranchgrilledchickensa7600 Ok

[@baconranchgrilledchickensa7600]

@@pjbickham3547 Ok

[@ven0mspark]

@@baconranchgrilledchickensa7600 Ok

[@baconranchgrilledchickensa7600]

@@ven0mspark Ok

[@finno5827]

"Im their papa" -Callmekevin , 2019, talking about 200 Minotaurs

[@kaylal9790]

Finn O Hey, Finn O!

[@autumnalburn]

I love the way he says "papa".

[@auraicide4883]

Brotherhood: "Now, prove your loyalty by killing- Kevin: "Kay!" Brotherhood as he leaves: "I didn't tell you who to kill." Kevin: "Why do you have to be so picky?"

[@lordreno8911]

- The next week - Kevin: I killed your target at Anvil. Brotherhood: As I said last week I didn't tell you who to kill, I only mentioned it was at Anvil. Kevin: Does he or she live in Anvil? Brotherhood: Yes. Kevin: Then they are definitely dead.

[@cats2927]

@@lordreno8911 Brotherhood: WHAT?

[@woolfieMcP]

Kevin: *kills someone* NPC: *kills someone* Kevin: "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT"

[@enthalpy1379]

,,I should have removed her pants so it looked consistent'' Kevin, 2019

[@James_Ma11hewsLIVE]

"Elf kills target right in front of everyone" Man: '"WhO kILlEd hIm?" Elf: "Wait, maybe you killed him!" By god, crime of the century....

[@mrsimple4244]

Guy runs Kevin: “omg he’s so fast maybe he can give me a piggyback ride”

[@charlacplaza2754]

Mr Simple the guy running was maiq the liar I think

[@reisun6894]

@@charlacplaza2754 Yup. Skooma makes you run fast. I use it all the time in a Oblivion gate.

[@charlacplaza2754]

I'm glad I played oblivion

[@lordreno8911]

@@charlacplaza2754 "Maiq know much, tells little."

[@BiggsVO]

@@reisun6894 I Learned drink too much and your stats go to shit....it's rough when you cant do anything

[@eingoogle-nutzer4739]

Nobody talking about 2:07 where Kevin silently skips the lusty argonian maid?

[@floofyfoxxo744]

H E R E S Y

[@moose8846]

"oh this is my favourite mission!!" *Ends the mission instantly*

[@salty8671]

"I will MACE you" Pulls out literal mace

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

"We can't afford to arrest this guy anymore, we have no more budget to buy him shoes and clothes!"

[@mattscatt4113]

Dark brotherhood:ok we need you to kill one high elf Kevin:genocide all high elfs

[@AlphaShepardWolf]

At this point prison for murder is just a timeout for Kevin 🤔

[@joeh4057]

Game: what path do you wanna take Kevin: psychopath

[@Zhar06]

"Ah! Ill just kill all the high elves then, that would be fine." - Every stormcloak soldier.

[@amberyoung9162]

"You should know by now I'm not capable of doing a 'simple' murder." If it's not genocide, it's not Kevin.

[@WurrzagsMorkyMischeif]

" look at my skills going down. My guy is going to be absolutely useless" my question is, when was he ever actually useful? He has probably ruined the dark brotherhoods reputation. They're no longer assassins, just butchers.

[@zacharyrollick6169]

You do remember the orc that uses a battle axe to whack ten year olds at their birthday party, right?

[@nikiol123321]

Like how he calmly reads "Kevin Killed My Dad" when he reads the Patreon subs

[@aaroncook7866]

The title should have been “killing for the Dark Brotherhood BUT I enjoy it too much”

[@wrenojackson6819]

Custom character: *Exists* Kevin: Is this my sleep paralysis demon?

[@ajgoeswest7017]

“OH LAWD THEY COMIN”

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Out of context that sounds so wrong

[@crossbones116]

So this is why the Dark Brotherhood goes massively downhill by Skyrim.

[@honeypxl]

It's a good day whenever my favorite KZbinr plays my favorite game.

[@namename9769]

“I’m just here to kill for fun!” - Kevin, 12/10/19

[@blackparademistress1]

Shithead Fecker Are you American?

[@namename9769]

Irish and German

[@victoriab1546]

Kevin uploads every day when I’m out of my college classes and I couldn’t be more grateful

[@ConvexSpys]

2:05 The innkeeper carrying the lusty argonian maid I wonder what she does on her free time.

[@lordreno8911]

Hush now, let's not get this comment section demonized.

[@FaeKorteweg]

I’m actually in the middle of playing the game right now, and just completed this quest. You make me laugh. Every. Single. Time.

[@mongothemagnificent7371]

I uninstalled recently, but considering going back. I've been working on a hand to hand no armor character and it's been ROUGH to say the least lol I may start over and do something proper for fun. The other character was just a challenge I set for myself. I don't think that challenge will be completed lmao

[@StrongBalloonChris]

Kevin kills for the Dark Brotherhood in the kindest, most creative, and most entertaining ways possible

[@lightningboltrairo7736]

I also carry a mace and a copy of The Lusty Argonian Maid under my dress all the time, and I'm not even a hotel receptionist, nor a woman !

[@superluckyandroid9449]

I feel like everytime Kevin replays a game. It's different from before, like it changed after Kevin laid hands on it

[@lordreno8911]

It changes in the good way though.

[@taog-htao]

2:06 the lusty argonian maid 😳

[@Stella.22g]

Day 2 of telling Kevin he's my favorite person on the internet and that he deserves the maximum happiness possible in his life ❤️❤️❤️

[@mrdiby1]

Kevin is trying out his best methods to kill to scare of the people requesting games. This will not get rid of us Kevin. Day 297 of annoying Kevin until he gives up And plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.

[@jackbudi]

Okay then

[@ignotuscapillary8313]

At first I was against you and your agenda. But now, I realise that if I cannot beat them . . . I must join them. So take my like you bastard.

[@wumbology6072]

- I forgot his character wasn’t the headless thing anymore --

[@caeridlock3930]

Kevin: "Oh!! I love this quest!!!!" Me too. 100%

[@salmonmankingoftheocean7624]

Having just finished my playthrough of the questline, I can’t help but feel that Kevin heard something that I didn’t. A lot of things that normal people didn’t

[@MarcellAyala]

Kevin: Get ready guards, time to guard some coasts Also Kevin: *immediately spawns 200 Minotaurs (which is obvious totally unrelated to the coast whatsoever)*

[@lordreno8911]

What do you mean? Minotaurs always run around the coastline attacking people.

[@MarcellAyala]

Lord Reno I just can’t argue whit that logic

[@Xehanort10]

7:30 Kevin's been reunited with his brother. A heartwarming moment right here.

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

God imagine a Kevin Brotherhood that kills...kevin will just have everyone killed even if they are innocent

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Reminds Of Kevin Bitlife Game Constant Going To Jail And Escaping!

[@hannahm.9337]

Glad to see me and Kevin have the same sleep paralysis demon

[@lilallenlily]

Hannah M. Mine is kevin

[@hannahm.9337]

TalaFox understandable

[@lordreno8911]

To be fair, the amount of sleep paralysis demons that Kevin has, makes it hard for any one of us to not have a similar one.

[@lordreno8911]

@@lilallenlily I mean that is understandable, but what about Jim Pickens?

[@lilallenlily]

Lord Reno how can I? He’s the great dear leader

[@jupiin9633]

The faces in this game are almost as ugly as mine

[@thezeitos469]

Kevin sure has a lot of sleep paralysis demons..

[@wohnjick3513]

"Oh lawd they comin" -Kevin 2019

[@nikkiesona]

Day 235 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@analysis726]

day 8% of wishing the guy who wishes kevin a happy birthday everyday a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Nikkiesona

[@becgould3772]

@@analysis726 happy birthday

[@orchidrose1410]

“I for one welcome our minotaur overlords” 😂😂funniest thing I heard in awhile! 👍🏻👍🏻 thanks Kevin!

[@blareiamblareiam3861]

“Still sick”? How long ago was this recorded

[@greasyhair5754]

No face cam? but I wanna see you at your weakest mortal!

[@masyumaros]

kevin just enjoys killing everything at this point, i wouldn't be surprised if he could kill a chair

[@gilbertiuz]

I just love how it said posted three minutes ago but there was already 1K views. Kevin, you da man.

[@lordreno8911]

Since he always uploads at the same time, a lot of people (Me included) just keep refreshing youtube till his video pops up at around the same time every day.

[@pestilence_5.0]

Subscribers: *What's your favorite Oblivion quest line?* Kevin: *Yes*

[@janedrohan7641]

Well now

[@KitsuNerezza]

Day 118 of asking Kevin to play Ace Attorney some day and have all hell break loose in the courtroom

[@interhistoria5632]

Kevin: "Punch Horse* Horse: *Doesn't want to be ridden anymore.* Kevin: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

[@adityaghosh911]

FairPlay to him uploading everyday makes my day

[@onlyaBT]

"Shout out to patreons Kaley Banyard, *KevinKilledMyDad,* Kindy Krits, Kitty Hoover..." Like, are we gonna talk about that?

[@saldan3985]

Mafia Movies : "A simple Accident" Oblivion : "A Simple Murder" Kevin : "A Simple *MASSACRE* "

[@johndunn6756]

I'm disappointed that Kevin missed a stoner joke with the High Elf.

[@boopthesnoot4465]

Kevin: I am collecting Tolkiens from all my kills like a serial killer Me: :,) that's beautiful, I'm so proud.

[@finno5827]

Receptionist: HELP! Also Receptionist: **Draws huge battleaxe**

[@Ubersupersloth]

*One-handed mace.

[@kaylal9790]

Hey, Finn O!

[@desi4871]

whenever Kevin makes an Oblivion video I always click as fast as I can it's just so ( Chefs kiss)

[@radishesonmars9309]

Yesterdays comment went well, but, Kevin never liked it, so. Gotta be relevant again..... BORE RAGNOROCK! There. Kevin must like me now.

[@bionicarmy04]

Day 214 of asking Kevin to play yandere simulator

[@jackbudi]

Yes

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Nah

[@thedankreaper6938]

Yah

[@Z77S77]

He is perfect for the job

[@Thenoobestgirl]

One of these days...

[@DeadlyInstrument]

Please do more oblivion, could you say no to this face

[@conrogerson8142]

You make the dark brotherhood fun 😂

[@agumon949popato]

day 98 of telling kevin i love and appreciate him xoxo

[@joshy_bish]

I can't believe there was no comment about the snooty receptionist carrying a copy of the lusty argonian maid

[@benjamintoyryla736]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the patron named Kevin killed my dad 😂

[@patrickkennedy7972]

20 seconds in kevin is already planning an extinction

[@quiquem8012]

Nobody: Me: I'm in the mood to siiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnggggg

[@ainsley4853]

To be fair to you, historically, illnesses didn't have to be consistent in any way!

[@rz1sa]

Day 986 of Kevin not putting "But" in the title.

[@autumnalburn]

2:07 I can't believe he didn't take The Lusty Argonian Maid, such a shame...

[@viniciusm8406]

He should play morrowind, it would be so funny. Imagine he kill or attack an ordinator and try to serve time later on. lol

[@Ok-zc1uu]

Day 666 of trying to get Kevin to notice me Hi

[@mrmcawesome9746]

You know, this Oblivion series seems a lot like One Punch Man if you squint a bit. "Our client isn't pleased" "Ohh, but I'm just here to kill people for fun, I don't care about your client"

[@ultromegus3134]

If that is Kevin sleep paralysis demon's, than he can sleep with a happy face. Because Jim Pickens always watching over him or take over him one day.

[@sinner9192]

It’s only been up for minutes and there are already dislikes

[@NS-ku1kf]

Because there was no face cam lol

[@eejit3658]

Bop Lmao made you click *read more* Have a wonderful day

[@peppernwarming6226]

Day 198 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000

[@xXbrokenvoidXx]

Wowee guys, we're back in Oblivion! I wonder if we'll meet Autism Cat.

[@keenow0031]

"She just had a heart attack. Possible poisoning by the hammer marks." xD Best two lines!

[@sidsmells]

0:32 Yeah but did you forget about the last video? Many lives were lost in your “theme park”

[@Helperbot-2000]

Well the theme was death...

[@Linkfin]

Kevin should play ninjabread man for Christmas

[@immagonko4261]

Why did he stopped with Oblivion videos? :(

[@ArinJager1]

5:36 did you just steal a dead guy's tan lines? _You monster! Now he's gonna look like shit in the coffin!_

[@walriderproject2435]

Keep Doing Oblivion I love the episodes so much

[@smartmars603]

This might actually be the most normal looking character that Kevin has made for any game, (especially Kenshi, they give you too much freedom)

[@awkwardCaleb]

Is five minutes late. *shrieks in rage*

[@AlexAlex-fg8ew]

Do a video on looking at comments (and maybe like the best ones) Idk I think a lot of people will like it

[@heidicooper4674]

KEVIN! You need to have a robot girlfriend in the sims.