Killing for the Dark Brotherhood in the worst ways possible

[@lindthelegend]

Any guard : "Well now...." Kevin : "Alright, Send me to jail..."

[@TaurusTheCrazyBull]

Guard: uhhhh I didn’t say anything yet Kevin: Yeah this is a reoccurring thing

[@dmarical14]

Hmmmm must of been the wind.....

[@miaofthekingdom]

He hates conflict lol

[@dmarical14]

@fouad derf WTF Is that website?!

[@sumbass]

What does the site lead to?

[@jamaalshamsudeen3127]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that Kevin uploads at the same time everyday

[@evan6463]

Holy shit bro

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Feck yeah

[@jackbudi]

Mobile KZbin decided to not show me it. But yes.

[@Targolak]

Scheduled uploads. But yeah, let us! I was actually struggling with a boring eve, spending hours just waiting for this vid to pop up for some entertainment before bedtime. xD

[@frankyfranky2913]

Yes yes we can

[@confused8365]

"Oh my god, she just died out of nowhere. Heart attack. Possible poisoning by the hammer marks..." 8:49 Best sentence ever said

[@MaiaMirabell]

Kevin's The Man!

[@dylannecros3636]

Cracked me up far more than I thought.

[@errorloading813]

Argonian: "There's a high elf that needs to be removed from existence." *Literally means one high elf* Kevin's Dictionary: Kill them all

[@mohammedhamadeh4987]

Not just the men, but the women and children too.

[@teecee1827]

At least he heard of the high elves.

[@Albertosn3]

The people 200 years from then would probably like it though

[@codysellers4151]

rumor has it Kevin's character hates sand

[@errorloading813]

@@mohammedhamadeh4987 Well...

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

"Anything beyond small talk is too much for me" -Kevin, 2019

[@jackbudi]

*I can only talk large*

[@Bubba_Minx]

All hail master Pickens

[@SQUAREHEADSAM1912]

Master, can I touch your hair

[@BoredMurphy]

Anything beyond not talking is too much for me

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

Hello boomer

[@frenchtoast6792]

Honestly, after watching your Sims series, are you _sure_ these are the worst possible ways to kill people, Kevin?

[@WlLDEHlLDE]

Worst as in "worst for Kevin, not worst for them" :D

[@rx500android]

Hey, it's another Connor

[@boobailey4509]

Idk, Minotaur army was new

[@Rocketpigs]

*spawns a thousand minotaurs* *they take over the capital city* "I, for one, welcome our new Minotaur overlords". DEAD.

[@tjurti6803]

That wasn’t the capital! *angry nerd noises*

[@MrDUneven]

@@tjurti6803 Well, it's now the capital of Minotauriil

[@sniffles3585]

Look up bin chicken

[@LoveRemains]

**Kevin beats up horse** Kevin: “Aww, poor horse must have brain damage from getting hit so much.”

[@ronniemaggard2778]

"A high elf needs killed" Kevins line of thought: well if I kill them all then there's no chance i didn't get the right one! I'm genius!

[@ElysetheEevee]

Noot Noot Literal big brain. As in engorged, dangerous swollen brain. I mean...look at his character.

[@ronniemaggard2778]

@@ElysetheEevee that is his spotlight. He's a shining light and that's the source. It is always big brain time for kevin

[@rangerleaf1505]

@Noot Noot bigger brain really no high elves no reason for the blades to go in to hiding no skyrim for todd Howard to keep rereleasing

[@errorloading813]

@@ronniemaggard2778 Same idea eh?

[@blarg2429]

@@rangerleaf1505 Galaxy brain idea. You are the biggest boi.

[@finno5827]

"Im their papa" -Callmekevin , 2019, talking about 200 Minotaurs

[@kaylal9790]

Finn O Hey, Finn O!

[@autumnalburn]

I love the way he says "papa".

[@Longshanks1690]

"What is life's greatest illusion?" "Kevin going through a whole video without killing anyone."

[@jackbudi]

Yes. If he does it was just skillful editing to hide the fact that he broke the game at the start.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@jackbudi "Truth is... The game was rigged from the start." Also, Juan's gonna self promote today, he uploaded a new video.

[@BMcCosmic]

You got me worried there for a second

[@jackbudi]

I am a PERSON! Aw shoot

[@IamaPERSON]

@@jackbudi pretty much. Hopefully I'm wrong.

[@auraicide4883]

Brotherhood: "Now, prove your loyalty by killing- Kevin: "Kay!" Brotherhood as he leaves: "I didn't tell you who to kill." Kevin: "Why do you have to be so picky?"

[@lordreno8911]

- The next week - Kevin: I killed your target at Anvil. Brotherhood: As I said last week I didn't tell you who to kill, I only mentioned it was at Anvil. Kevin: Does he or she live in Anvil? Brotherhood: Yes. Kevin: Then they are definitely dead.

[@cats2927]

@@lordreno8911 Brotherhood: WHAT?

[@moose8846]

"oh this is my favourite mission!!" *Ends the mission instantly*

[@eingoogle-nutzer4739]

Nobody talking about 2:07 where Kevin silently skips the lusty argonian maid?

[@floofyfoxxo744]

H E R E S Y

[@baconranchgrilledchickensa7600]

Kevin: **punches horse** Also Kevin: **tells it to follow him** Horse: **refuses** Still Kevin: So much for a horse being a mans best friend.

[@baconranchgrilledchickensa7600]

Ok

[@pjbickham3547]

@@baconranchgrilledchickensa7600 Ok

[@baconranchgrilledchickensa7600]

@@pjbickham3547 Ok

[@ven0mspark]

@@baconranchgrilledchickensa7600 Ok

[@baconranchgrilledchickensa7600]

@@ven0mspark Ok

[@woolfieMcP]

Kevin: *kills someone* NPC: *kills someone* Kevin: "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT"

[@mrsimple4244]

Guy runs Kevin: “omg he’s so fast maybe he can give me a piggyback ride”

[@charlacplaza2754]

Mr Simple the guy running was maiq the liar I think

[@reisun6894]

@@charlacplaza2754 Yup. Skooma makes you run fast. I use it all the time in a Oblivion gate.

[@charlacplaza2754]

I'm glad I played oblivion

[@lordreno8911]

@@charlacplaza2754 "Maiq know much, tells little."

[@BiggsVO]

@@reisun6894 I Learned drink too much and your stats go to shit....it's rough when you cant do anything

[@mattscatt4113]

Dark brotherhood:ok we need you to kill one high elf Kevin:genocide all high elfs

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

"We can't afford to arrest this guy anymore, we have no more budget to buy him shoes and clothes!"

[@James_Ma11hewsLIVE]

"Elf kills target right in front of everyone" Man: '"WhO kILlEd hIm?" Elf: "Wait, maybe you killed him!" By god, crime of the century....

[@joeh4057]

Game: what path do you wanna take Kevin: psychopath

[@nikiol123321]

Like how he calmly reads "Kevin Killed My Dad" when he reads the Patreon subs

[@enthalpy1379]

,,I should have removed her pants so it looked consistent'' Kevin, 2019

[@salty8671]

"I will MACE you" Pulls out literal mace

[@Xehanort10]

7:30 Kevin's been reunited with his brother. A heartwarming moment right here.

[@ConvexSpys]

2:05 The innkeeper carrying the lusty argonian maid I wonder what she does on her free time.

[@lordreno8911]

Hush now, let's not get this comment section demonized.

[@AlphaShepardWolf]

At this point prison for murder is just a timeout for Kevin 🤔

[@Zhar06]

"Ah! Ill just kill all the high elves then, that would be fine." - Every stormcloak soldier.

[@victoriab1546]

Kevin uploads every day when I’m out of my college classes and I couldn’t be more grateful

[@salmonmankingoftheocean7624]

Having just finished my playthrough of the questline, I can’t help but feel that Kevin heard something that I didn’t. A lot of things that normal people didn’t

[@amberyoung9162]

"You should know by now I'm not capable of doing a 'simple' murder." If it's not genocide, it's not Kevin.

[@wrenojackson6819]

Custom character: *Exists* Kevin: Is this my sleep paralysis demon?

[@honeypxl]

It's a good day whenever my favorite KZbinr plays my favorite game.

[@superluckyandroid9449]

I feel like everytime Kevin replays a game. It's different from before, like it changed after Kevin laid hands on it

[@lordreno8911]

It changes in the good way though.

[@caeridlock3930]

Kevin: "Oh!! I love this quest!!!!" Me too. 100%

[@WurrzagsMorkyMischeif]

" look at my skills going down. My guy is going to be absolutely useless" my question is, when was he ever actually useful? He has probably ruined the dark brotherhoods reputation. They're no longer assassins, just butchers.

[@zacharyrollick6169]

You do remember the orc that uses a battle axe to whack ten year olds at their birthday party, right?

[@StrongBalloonChris]

Kevin kills for the Dark Brotherhood in the kindest, most creative, and most entertaining ways possible

[@desi4871]

whenever Kevin makes an Oblivion video I always click as fast as I can it's just so ( Chefs kiss)

[@ajgoeswest7017]

“OH LAWD THEY COMIN”

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Out of context that sounds so wrong

[@FaeKorteweg]

I’m actually in the middle of playing the game right now, and just completed this quest. You make me laugh. Every. Single. Time.

[@mongothemagnificent7371]

I uninstalled recently, but considering going back. I've been working on a hand to hand no armor character and it's been ROUGH to say the least lol I may start over and do something proper for fun. The other character was just a challenge I set for myself. I don't think that challenge will be completed lmao

[@aaroncook7866]

The title should have been “killing for the Dark Brotherhood BUT I enjoy it too much”

[@lordreno8911]

I am getting way too much nostalgia from this video, please Kevin upload more.

[@adityaghosh911]

FairPlay to him uploading everyday makes my day

[@chromazeuan794]

Please keep uploading oblivion. It fuels my life❤️

[@namename9769]

“I’m just here to kill for fun!” - Kevin, 12/10/19

[@blackparademistress1]

Shithead Fecker Are you American?

[@namename9769]

Irish and German

[@taog-htao]

2:06 the lusty argonian maid 😳

[@MaverickTheDemonWolf]

Been on a binge between Oblivion, Skyrim, and your videos and this one popped up for me today. This is freaking amazing. 😂😂

[@MarcellAyala]

Kevin: Get ready guards, time to guard some coasts Also Kevin: *immediately spawns 200 Minotaurs (which is obvious totally unrelated to the coast whatsoever)*

[@lordreno8911]

What do you mean? Minotaurs always run around the coastline attacking people.

[@MarcellAyala]

Lord Reno I just can’t argue whit that logic

[@wohnjick3513]

"Oh lawd they comin" -Kevin 2019

[@pestilence_5.0]

Subscribers: *What's your favorite Oblivion quest line?* Kevin: *Yes*

[@janedrohan7641]

Well now

[@lordreno8911]

Oh my god! The party quest! I have so much nostalgia of it, without a doubt this quest is the best quest in all Elder Scrolls games.

[@lightningboltrairo7736]

I also carry a mace and a copy of The Lusty Argonian Maid under my dress all the time, and I'm not even a hotel receptionist, nor a woman !

[@gilbertiuz]

I just love how it said posted three minutes ago but there was already 1K views. Kevin, you da man.

[@lordreno8911]

Since he always uploads at the same time, a lot of people (Me included) just keep refreshing youtube till his video pops up at around the same time every day.

[@aza8800]

Whoohoo! The return of "delightfully devilish Kevin "!

[@aleahmcgrath8924]

I love that Kevin’s character found his literal brother and he was just like ‘must die’

[@iitah227]

I freaking died at the minotaurs, and so did the townsfolk omfg

[@RFD1996]

I can't believe Kevin actually got a bonus from one of these quests,how generous of the Dark Brotherhood to finally reward him more than his usual hard work does. He does so much to continue the assassin life style. That and they all died of the hammer pants lose Disease,so nature is doing his job for him,

[@finno5827]

Receptionist: HELP! Also Receptionist: **Draws huge battleaxe**

[@Ubersupersloth]

*One-handed mace.

[@kaylal9790]

Hey, Finn O!

[@stefanm.734]

The Imperial Watch are some of the best security Tamriel has ever seen. They're so good at watching they can detect that a crime has occurred, where it occurred, and where the perpetrator is from anywhere within their jurisdiction. Walls are no obstacle to these people. Truly an example to us all.

[@tristanlusk4848]

Swear to god my days get so much better when Kevin uploads a video lol

[@Brenby]

Nothing like a fresh Oblivion video to lift your spirits.

[@musicallytalented2]

currently replaying elder scrolls V and working on the dark brotherhood just now. my fave questline.

[@Beximuzy]

I love the way Kevin says "Party" its makes it sound even more fun!

[@walriderproject2435]

Keep Doing Oblivion I love the episodes so much

[@patrickkennedy7972]

20 seconds in kevin is already planning an extinction

[@saldan3985]

Mafia Movies : "A simple Accident" Oblivion : "A Simple Murder" Kevin : "A Simple *MASSACRE* "

[@jollythejackalope]

Kevin please, we need more of this!

[@ivanbo3217]

Your videos make me so happy.

[@diggylv]

Kevin does absolutely anything The guard : "Well now"

[@Daisieheart]

maybe if we had killed all the high elves the Thalmor wouldn't have gained power, KEVIN IS A GENIUS! also i like how he put the sword in the dead lady's inventory and it auto equipped it to her corpse

[@6thdimension729]

Kevin, I've always enjoyed your face-camless videos. Not because I don't like your face, but mostly because it brings out your editing.

[@1weirdgirl]

This was awesome! Would love to see more action from the Minotaur Lord army. They could "close shut the gates to Oblivion?" Maybe?

[@boopthesnoot4465]

Kevin: I am collecting Tolkiens from all my kills like a serial killer Me: :,) that's beautiful, I'm so proud.

[@valdish9620]

The fast running cat was M'aik, he knows much, he knows many things, tells some.

[@orchidrose1410]

“I for one welcome our minotaur overlords” 😂😂funniest thing I heard in awhile! 👍🏻👍🏻 thanks Kevin!

[@MrJaySoN777]

I think Ocheeva just has a lot of faith in Kevin. "Come on, big guy, you can do it! You have all the skills!"

[@dylannecros3636]

Kevin trying to explain someone looking like they were killed with a hammer and losing their pants as symptoms of a disease cracked me up more than I thought it would.

[@lailah18]

I miss seeing Kevin’s face, it was scary to look at in the beginning but I think I Love it now...

[@sepiasmith5065]

I love it when the characters are like ah yes you have commendable skills and you ABSOLUTELY do NOT

[@Starlightean]

I like that all those pants ended up being very important and useful.

[@CaelanDeJager]

This is the best series on the internet

[@DeadlyInstrument]

Please do more oblivion, could you say no to this face

[@companylovesmisery1463]

Kevin, please post the video showing the quest to wipe out everyone in the Sanctuary. PLEASE!!! If you've already done it, I bet you had such fun with that quest and I also bet many people would love to see it.

[@ChloeVilar]

You're making me want to play Oblivion again.

[@fishethefish7463]

‘I for one, welcome our new Minotaur overlords’ *thats what a Minotaur would say*

[@ReroutedYearAD]

1:00 backsheesh will get you many things.

[@jim.the.editor]

This is one of Kevin's best videos in a while - which says a lot!

[@sepiasmith5065]

8:48 LMAOOOOO LOVE THIS "possible poisoning by the hammer marks!"

[@keenow0031]

"She just had a heart attack. Possible poisoning by the hammer marks." xD Best two lines!

[@conrogerson8142]

You make the dark brotherhood fun 😂

[@goodqualitysaltgg3297]

Plz more of this, tis golden like a potato in Ireland watching a sunset

[@djfebrezee]

I'm going through all of Kevin's old videos and leaving a comment and a like on them to help the algorithm.

[@johndunn6756]

I'm disappointed that Kevin missed a stoner joke with the High Elf.

[@Stella.22g]

Day 2 of telling Kevin he's my favorite person on the internet and that he deserves the maximum happiness possible in his life ❤️❤️❤️

[@Daniel-qt5ib]

DM: (prepares an intricate scenario of murder and intrigue of various NPCs) Kevin: I beat them all to death with a mace!

[@sirhawking5345]

You're my favorite KZbinr, keep up the amazing work!

[@keirareneau]

Not to be Bore Ragnarok but thanks for brightening my day every day Kevin!! it’s nice to have a laugh guaranteed every time i click on one of your vids! much appreciation!! ❤️

[@wumbology6072]

- I forgot his character wasn’t the headless thing anymore --

[@alluringchimeras]

Thank you for uploading when my break started

[@rpgshadowmorn2683]

Loved your videos as always but I hope you are working on a callmekevin rewind 2019 because that is something I loved last year!