KT

[@celiacontreras7658]

I just want to thank all of you for the kind comments! I have real low self-esteem so this shit means the world to me... also cried like a bitch when i got home not gonna lie 😂😂😂😂

[@Jeeves453]

I can't remember the last time I cried while watching something, but I was bawling during your interview... Obviously from the comments, we all love you and wish you so much more success!! Congratulations, YOU DESERVE IT ❤🙏🏾

[@roypayton1882]

Why are you crying, George Lopez? Well, seeing Celia Contreras' dream coming true right before our crying eyes, actually. So happy for you. Such an amazing moment we were all able to share with. All the best and can't wait to see your journey in comedy reach Your deserved success. ❤

[@davydignatenko8651]

You’re more hot than tub. Good luck. Atheist joke was brilliant

[@slumped3194]

You killed it congrats on everything, truly a spectacular KT moment.

[@bfra881]

I’m glad you watched George Lopez with your mom and not Carlos Mencia!!!

[@bkztru]

Celia deserves everything positive her way. That warmed my heart ♥️

[@JoeyWoodpine69]

Thought she had a cooling effect cause she's a refrigerator

[@jaredtaylor326]

Loved it

[@jeffreymason7049]

@@JoeyWoodpine69 Yeah, but the calories it takes to run that thing... what a sweetheart, I love Celia

[@jeremyrfk]

How dare you, she doesn’t deserve diabetes

[@ftfygug8729]

She’s a doll for sure and amazingly funny and def deserving everything she gets… ❤ Amazing set tonight Celia!!!🎉

[@michaelklyne6926]

I wasn't expecting to cry with joy today but holy fuck am I happy for Celia

[@alexg.9502]

That was the best

[@auroraborealis13579]

Top 20 All Time Kill Tony Moments!

[@DirtBoyTrucker]

Thank you, me too. Best episode right here!!!

[@DirtBoyTrucker]

Rosanne is a goddess... fuck the haters, she's been in my heart making me laugh since the 80s. Celia is gonna kill, brovo young lady

[@davejoe2592]

Yep, that was so awesome for her. I knew Redman would invite her to the secret show but Tony and Rosanne stepped up big time for her. She was awesome and I hope this is the start of big things for her.

[@notjamesearl]

i love that tony never stops roasting someone even when he’s changing their life lol

[@thegoodobserver]

13:20 - Hans Kim 😑 21:26 - Jacob Cantor 🤥🚃 31:04 - Heath Wambolt 👩‍🦼 43:47 - Kam Patterson 🪨 51:19 - Angelo Diona 🌬🛩 1:00:31 - Alex Jones 🏳️‍🌈🐸 1:14:20 - Kevin Willard 🦻 1:19:22 - Celia Contreras 🥹 1:29:51 - Memphis Strangler🌀 Bonus: 13:14 -Redban singing the Hans Kim song (bottom right of screen) Cheers

[@Thatdude877]

I appreciate you!

[@lezmuz4105]

Appreciate the additional Redban link 🤟

[@chandanbanakar333]

Appreciate the effort sir.

[@idkvwad]

Laughing at Kam Patterson: ROCK

[@reubenhson]

I thought that was gonna be the real alex jones

[@kinsleywood9903]

Started crying the moment you could see the look on Celia's face change when Tony, Redban, and Roseanne literally joist changed her life in seconds... so so happy for her.

[@aftrlif]

Shes deserves a golden ticket

[@Jarasi98]

Never genuinely smiled harder during an episode, Celia really deserves everything. She is a legend in the making

[@kab9706]

She really is. She has so much potential

[@malibumart1644]

Easily the best set of the night

[@MikeyCunninghamFishing]

Agreed.

[@fins6191]

Honestly I missed it, this entire show was pretty mid

[@Today_I_Choose_Violence]

We found the cool guy

[@BillyTheKidder]

Celia is such an inspiration, she really personifies the idea that it’s not the looks but what’s inside the refrigerator that counts..

[@maphyous228]

Drink

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

at first i hated the stilted hackyness of the fake sentiment now i hate the justified cruelty well done but you know..............................

[@autopilotlevel7296]

😂😂👏KT

[@Yktog]

The wittiness of celia blows me away. The simple, nonchalant delivery of the "i was mad too" talking about her parents was absolutely perfect, cant wait to see more of her❤

[@Blvck4ses]

I iust read this comment at the exact same time she said that😂😂😂😂she’s hilarious😂

[@Thomas_Medicine]

platoon 🏴🖤

[@Yktog]

@@Thomas_Medicine SWOUP🙌

[@imageisn0thing]

I just love her!!!

[@sillyravis1340]

She look like Dora the ford Explorer

[@tyerker]

BRO! Roseanne asking Celia to open for her Florida tour literally brought tears to my eyes. Kill Tony is fucking special.

[@chumdinger_official]

Roseanne trying to get William to look at her when he walked out brought tears to my eyes 😂

[@someonesomewhere14]

Same😂

[@rideronthestorm_]

Same brother, it was a very beautiful moment. Especially since this podcast can get brutal and filthy haha

[@ajpal9618]

You can Roseanne loves this woman, she’s gonna have a great mentor. Awesome !!!

[@justinjones2846]

KT has done more for comedy than anyone else

[@joec024]

Kill Tony is the harshest and most uplifting show at the same time, there isn't anywhere else where the feel is this REAL!

[@Jcicifnfnhch]

I just started watching this podcast now and I’m kicking myself for not watching it sooner. Tony has created something truly awesome and unique with this show.

[@ItsumiRocha]

I’m tearing up for Celia. She deserves all that’s coming for her. 👏

[@Skuzzybebe]

they dont make liposuction machines big enough

[@nickolaslowe893]

Even the heart attack

[@ev446]

That shit made me tear up too.

[@jaxxic]

I'm not crying, you're crying!

[@gilbert8671234]

loved this episode for this

[@jonathanzuniga3681]

Yo this episode. First time I’m tearing up watching KT. So happy for Cecilia absolutely deserves this.

[@reabsorb]

same man... she HAD to have wondered for a second if she was dreaming or not.

[@johnyount9089]

her minutes be wack

[@randymarsh9488]

​@@johnyount9089shut up. It was better than Hans and the first woman on the show that didn't talk about sex.

[@ancientanomalies8783]

I cried when Roseanne sang

[@Cxffiend]

@@johnyount9089you wouldn’t even have the balls to be on that stage for a minute shuuuud up lmao

[@ericsanchez2952]

Celia stole the show and the hearts of many. Congrats girl you deserve it, you are a killer and I will definitely be looking out for you to be in a show in my area.

[@joshieboi8082]

look at how tony grabs her purse for her at the end. That's one simple respectful thing that anyone could do for your mother or aunt or girlfriend. Be better people everyday folks, one love one Jah!

[@dukke888]

Celia is amazing.. finally no over sexualized jokes from a female. Can’t wait to see her success.

[@CrusaderBass1]

Just straight up funny, no strings attached.

[@Agrosheep1]

There's been some good female comedians but I know what you mean 😂

[@trel9388]

isn't that wild how most can only talk about their pussy?

[@erkl8823]

Absolutely, on all points

[@timy9197]

There’s a bunch of female comedians who don’t. This is just a thing that’s popular to say on the internet.

[@mikureloaded]

Honestly one of the best Kill Tony episodes ever. The start with the band playing into Redban's intro was edited perfectly, so many bucket pulls were incredible and interesting, the guests were both insanely funny, all the regulars killed it, and I teared up when Celia was asked to open for Roseanne and during Roseanne's song at the end.

[@blaire-sp2tb]

this comment made me so excited to watch this

[@kab9706]

It was amazing. And much respect to Roseanne. She's cool as hell

[@cecilcharlesofficial]

a bunch of crying kill tony dudes out there hahaha :)

[@CoachCarter102]

I’d say it was the best episode I’ve ever seen

[@zentient1117]

That Celia girl was such an amazing moment. This is what I love about KT!!!

[@Bouldini_]

Roseanne's laugh is wild

[@aaronsmith4806]

I know she’s amazing for comedy. She bat cap razy just the perfect amount

[@deepstatethrombosis]

I thought a fckn seagull got in the room and found a microphone.

[@sukmahdik69]

It's annoying af!! 😂😂

[@caseyharple108]

can't stand that shit

[@Alx-je7oj]

So fucking annoying. I don't give a shit about Texas or her comedy history. She is annoying as fuck, every episode she is on I get a headache.

[@mikechecks5994]

I’m crying for this refrigerator right now. I love this chick

[@jcromeen7456]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@GLo1991]

I love the KT crowd cause nothing matters as long as you’re funny and genuine

[@maphyous228]

Drink

[@randymarsh9488]

I wish we could replace HANS with her

[@mikechecks5994]

@@randymarsh9488 maybe his next challenger for the regular slot?! She’s gonna need to work a lot tho, Hans is a prolific animal!

[@StardustAngel]

Celia kilked it tonight. I totally cried when you guys made her dreams come true.

[@jaredtaylor326]

Me too

[@QuestionableQueefs]

Me toooo 😭😭😭

[@spotifysucksballs]

I kilk every night and get no praise 😞

[@sjkba]

David having the presence of mind to give Celia that hug makes it even more precious. What a moment...

[@DogsCatsSnacks]

I felt the love 🥹🥹

[@giggityeffyou]

That’s all he had for her lol. Everybody else gave her great opportunities and this guy just gave a hug. Dude is so unlikeable

[@anthonystapleton4087]

I saw and felt that too.

[@dirtroadscholar]

He showed Alex Jones some love too. I thought his story was pretty sad, especially for his kids.

[@khabuda]

My favorite was faking her out with Hot Tub Time Machine.

[@anneboostrom2810]

I can't wait to see all the good things to come for Celia. She is amazing! I re-watch her set when i'm having a shit day and I smile from ear to ear and feel so happy for her.

[@jakethemuss1999]

Celia got me straight up balling my eyes out, so glad she got everything because she deserves it, good luck legend

[@anedabonit]

im legit crying at work like an asshole rn lololl

[@GMoney2000_]

@@anedabonitlmfaoo

[@GLo1991]

Celia had me crying laughing then crying crying, this is what the show is for man great moment

[@nicolebabi1314]

Literally crying crying! So beautiful

[@CoachCarter102]

Celia either deserves a golden ticket or she should battle Hans to be a regular. She’s really too good and so likeable, I think we’d all love to see her every week. She’s a star

[@xlawliipop]

For real tho. Hans isn't hitting it like before and I get bored with his after-minute interviews. Celia has a presence, can take a joke, and is quick-witted. She was a little drunk and nervous and holding some grief right now, but still shined so so bright.

[@eastonhutcherson5315]

Bro if she battles Hans it’s over. New chapter

[@dnd6075]

shes not that likeable she seems to have terrible values and her set was mediocre at best. it was more delivery-by-character than anything written. interview was 7.5/10 the appearances on kt are reliable on her being a victim, she needs to improve her writing tremendously if she becomes more famous

[@CoachCarter102]

You seem like a fun hang

[@samreid991]

Amen

[@nickhanke1]

Wayching them completely change her life is one of the most uplifting things ive seen in a while. Congrays Celia !!!

[@bokneeza]

Oh man I got chills from rosanne offering Celia a spot! What a great moment 🖤

[@stevemcgovern2365]

Straight up goosebumps I love it!!!

[@SASBurner]

yep she needs to replace hans kim

[@Jacob442-2]

@@SASBurner100%

[@mistiemerritt6376]

Me Too!!!

[@mistiemerritt6376]

​@@SASBurnerYaaaasss Please 🙏🙏🙏

[@m1ur1ph11]

NGL Celia had me cutting the onions after seeing her reaction to Tony and Roseanne giving her the opening spots. First time a podcast has ever made me tear up.

[@RobbieVanGone]

Same

[@jamesdoakes4956]

Wtf is wrong with you people?

[@diegogarcia4255]

Just saw this episode for the first time, and same. AWESOME moment.

[@patrickchico2798]

Michael Gonzalez is so valuable to the show! His facial expressions and incredible timing makes the show so much bettet.

[@normanhathaway2275]

love him

[@dukalier7082]

Yup

[@Marcus96s]

Is that the drummer?

[@maxp918]

Yes, for example 40:40 and 1:28:25

[@nilloc28]

Facts! 😂❤

[@chefescanio]

That’s amazing, I got the Goosebumps seeing how Celia got all those offers to do those openings and shows.. ❤

[@CobraOzzy666]

Rarely do you see someone's dream come true, that was truly beautiful, Celia you deserve it.

[@Icy_Albo]

Not sure if Hans planned it or not (with the 3 week lag on episodes), but opening with a joke about Arabs blowing up on 9/11 is WILD

[@mykellallen9560]

This was filmed three weeks prior definitely wasn’t planned 👍🏼

[@superstitiouspre-literatep9730]

Jokes written on spreadsheets, string tied to then all over the walls. Boy planned it for sure

[@ks5553]

According to Ari Koreans are the smartest of all races, he def planned that shit

[@get8bit]

@@mykellallen9560 It's not that hard to decipher when 3 weeks before 9/11 would be. Plus, he's Asian and good at math.

[@ghandiman]

Hans is good at math but probably not that good.

[@Apexxshock]

I never thought I’d cry tears of joy over a double wide trailer.

[@aidentitus224]

😂😂😂

[@bligatron420]

“Everything you need to rob a Home Depot is in a Home Depot” Hans Kim 😂

[@Luzion]

when roseanne asked her to be the opener i genuinely started to tear up. that’s really someone who deserves the world

[@Today_I_Choose_Violence]

Same here.

[@imageisn0thing]

Me tooooooo

[@michaelpatterson1525]

Got goosebumps

[@MR-sh3vk]

Same!! I hope we see more of her and the comedy stars align for her!

[@jarry1595]

Bro really

[@justinfincher2385]

Wow. Celia goes from the homeless shelter to opening for Roseanne. It’s hard to find a better come up story than that

[@CharlieShaughnessy]

1:26:37 the BEST part of the episode was Tony, Roseanne and Brian completely CHANGING Celia's life. WOW. What a moment. She is hilarious AF she deserves it.

[@chancecurtiss9885]

This

[@theshineyone1111]

Dude Celia getting those spots made me cry so hard! Watching her have that moment of realizing her dreams after everyone doubted her was just everying! Celia we are rooting for you! You are HILARIOUS and AMAZING! We love you!

[@cjsmith5787]

Koechner is the man… makes a joke about being mistaken for the guy in hot tub Time Machine that literally NO ONE gets 😂. Even Celia is like “that is you! I’m sorry!” He doesn’t blink an eye. What a boss

[@celiacontreras7658]

Tmyeah not prou6of that lol he was great on anchor man

[@remy_james]

I was looking for this comment. That joke was a perfect troll but so humble at the same time. I loved it.

[@AwfulGas]

so that isn't the bloke from hot tub time machine?

[@fredofarrell2455]

@@AwfulGas no he kinda resembles the bald guy on there but it’s not him

[@EliTecapture-ru3vw]

@@AwfulGas He's known to be mistaken for Rob Corddry

[@OnePissedOffHippie]

William and Roseanne doing a duet of "Get up, Stand up" is exactly why you never leave an episode of Kill Tony early. 🖤

[@haterade5137]

That was shit.

[@StatusFX3]

Fuuuuck I teared up for Celia! Jeeeez... she deserves that so much. She is a straight killer on the mic and has a heart of gold. Proud to have witnessed that.

[@jameskblundell]

Tony's devil jokes at minute 53 had me absolutely cracking up 😂😂

[@candynewton4945]

Thank you Tony and Roseanne for the laughs and giving Celia the opportunity of her lifetime to live her dream. You folks have hearts of gold and you share it. Thank you for sharing your talent 🇺🇲

[@silkspectre79mr]

Watching Celia's career get a boost, I think we all cried for joy for her. One of the best KT moments ever.

[@MrGreen876]

This is the one and only highlight of her career. She gets 200 views on her channel. Fell off quick

[@uniqueflowsnake]

I'm not crying, you're fucking crying!

[@icu3869]

1:26:03 : “ Both my parents are deceased” is a sure-fire mood killer -But she played right off of Tony Perfectly. Seeing Rosanne’s shocked face crumble with laughter , then a satisfied grin along with David’s ,- Damn. my heart swole and my eyes stung , fighting to stay dry. That ain’t my style AT ALL. What a great moment to witness.

[@CognitiveChaosCreations]

​@@icu3869Thanks for the timestamp...

[@jordanh6470]

One of the best episodes of all time. Crying, laughing, and everything in between from the confines of my cubicle.

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

My favorite part was Rosanne asking that biker how many people he's killed and he just goes quiet and never answers the question.

[@DRUNKPOS]

The glazing is insane the show sucks

[@kab9706]

​@@DRUNKPOSdon't watch if you don't like it

[@MAnon-sq5nf]

I found Tony to be a little annoying just let the damn guests speak without interrupting every 5 seconds

[@YNWA0045]

@@DRUNKPOS imagine scowering through the comments just to be an asshole all because daddy busted and filled yours up too much as a kid LMFAO

[@holymoly5187]

Celia’s talent getting recognized, fuck yeah! Can’t grab anything from my fridge without getting teary eyed now wtf

[@TucoRope2Tight]

That's cold.

[@217eraf]

😂😂😂

[@BillyTheKidder]

Best one

[@BillyTheKidder]

@@TucoRope2Tight😏

[@freeeeu]

HAHAHAHA

[@MinaGonza]

I love how mean Tony is. He sees your weak spots and he exploits them. But he also sees potential and gives them a chance. Amazing thing he did for Celia, she just needed that push and he gave it to her. ❤❤❤❤

[@nicolebabi1314]

I literally cried… I mean REAL tears. I had to watch it twice. Whatever I witnessed and felt, It was truly divine and deserving. Wishing many continued blessings for Celia!

[@ministry_of_mood]

Kill Tony is every bit as benevolent and magical as it is brutal and chaotic. No other show on the planet is as real, at least certainly not in this many ways. Unrivalled.

[@StoneTheCr0w]

​@@ministry_of_moodbootlicker lmao

[@超虎生活]

As opposed to figuratively crying?

[@nickg1743]

Loser

[@RabidNewts]

@@超虎生活damn, you oughtta get up on the stage brother

[@JamesG714]

First time I've cried watching Kill Tony. Watching someone's dream come true right before you're eyes really gets you right in the heartstrings.

[@thomyie3120]

Celia is so genuine, I had a singular tear in my eye, watching her dream come true

[@mnetzer6777]

I love how Tony commands respect on stage at all times!! Even with the guest judges! Impressive!!

[@Santanabat]

Kind of the reason why the old band isn’t around anymore they would go overboard and basically be as annoying as the bucket pulls sometimes

[@squiffyt9300]

​@@SantanabatOh for real? That's unfortunate

[@kevinyounger8773]

You haven't seen the ric flair one then, or anyone with Dave Atell in it 😂😂😂

[@bperez8656]

@@Santanabat Who’s the old band? Name them?

[@dildoqueef]

Especially the episode with Rick flair.

[@xx.jensen]

Bro my heart dropped for Celia when Roseanne asked her to opened just a great story

[@nicholasridiculous9196]

Not only is this the funniest show on the internet, it may possibly be the most wholesome. Kill Tony makes dreams come true. I'm routing for you, Celia!

[@BillyTheKidder]

She’s in Austin..

[@FearAbsence]

'Suga' is the verb for 'to suck' in Swedish, so Hans Kim had a tshirt that fit him perfectly

[@takeoutgamesllc.3916]

We’ve seen “the Machine”, now it’s time for “the Refrigerator”! Go Celia💪

[@chrisbrumbaugh9936]

Man that was awesome, homeless to opening for a legend I'm happy for her she's technically already famous

[@ks5553]

Favorite comment🤣

[@maphyous228]

Drink

[@thefly1203]

Shirts off !

[@El...Presidente]

Bahabhaa

[@adamc760]

I really like how almost every time Kam comes on, he thanks Tony for all the opportunities he’s opened up to him. He’s a good comic, and seems to be truly greatful for where he’s at right now.

[@lvl5charmander]

he just needs to wrap it up 😂

[@joshh8395]

I love this show so much. What they did for Celia made me tear up, she deserves it.

[@JoeyWoodpine69]

You talking about the refrigerator?

[@keithyordy8774]

@@JoeyWoodpine69 funniest fridge I ever saw! She made my night! Girls a champ for sure!

[@ministry_of_mood]

She’s very cool.

[@anthonyharos2947]

Cecila killed it!! Definitely can’t wait to see more of her!

[@armymirage]

So happy for Celia, she killed it and she deserves everything she got and more!

[@jasonoconner7863]

Re-watching the Celia scene and tearing up. Such a KT moment. So happy for her.

[@revdrquinn]

I'm legit crying for Celia right now. So cool that you can watch somebody's dreams come true live on stage.

[@nofearonlylove21]

What's an excellent episode ! My favorite part was celias set (my first time seeing her) and the END! Singing that song and roseannes passion. We NEEDED that. That was phenomenal! Its important to know whats going on right now and that ending was awesome. Made me so happy and i felt it ❤

[@benjydp5262]

This is , the most offensive and the most inclusive , The most Brutal and the most kind and uplifting show all at the same time. I can't believe it how awesome this is. I cried monkeyballs for Celia

[@chrisnunez111]

It works for those who take it serious...and for those who dont...well...

[@terryhuffaker3615]

"Uplifting".. as in senior care home..

[@rodolforesendiz282]

“everyone’s gonna love you, I love you” funniest show and most wholesome. She deserves everything good coming her way. Congratulations Celia.

[@chazpayne2226]

So happy for Celia! She kills it every time! You deserve this!

[@shaunsopczak8943]

Im a grown man and a truck driver that was driving on I-94 in the Chicago area when Tony and Roseanne asked her to open for them and that moment brought tears to my eyes. I had to stop listening for safety reasons.

[@Bweezy320]

"safety" reasons right? What, did you have something in both your eyes? 😭 😃

[@sarahhallmark6532]

This one made me cry so hard with joy for Celia. Holy crap, girl. Great job! Tony and Roseanne are amazing people.

[@jame950]

This show is art. Comedy at its purest. Laughs on top of tears. Love seeing these people rise

[@Silkentwilight]

Celia Contreras EARNED what she got tonight. Big ups! Love what Tony does for the community. Also amazing what Roseanne did for her.

[@amarbirkumar]

It's amazing seeing people living their dreams.

[@LeeBlegen]

Aw man! I teared up for Celia…she was great and y’all blessed her and may have changed her life forever. I love it

[@un-trackable5705]

I love this show. The good ones get in where they fit in.

[@judbaker5752]

I like how David Koechner is playing the woke sensitive guy like he hasn’t been endangering everyone’s life on the highway the past 20 years.

[@Jimboslice35]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[@bastost]

hahahah! The lights went on for this comment.

[@__L_S_B__]

he was this way on norm mcdonald live and it pissed me off, seems fake

[@thebra]

Ya know he is really more like Todd Packer.

[@sm3dium]

He’s a changed man😂

[@seanloughlin3529]

Celia part actually had me tearing up. Great job Kill Tony

[@MrMarcusWhite]

I know I’m late, I’m catching up on the show but what Tony and Roseanne did for Celia is making me cry!

[@soulclap80]

Reading the comments, I'm so happy for Celia and even more pleased that I'm not the only who cried watching her get her roses! Can't wait to watch her rise! Celia, you're a queen!🥺🥹😦😢😭

[@anedabonit]

im crying at work like a dickhead lmaoooooo

[@ronsmith8424]

Damn you Roseanne ! You made me cry TWICE !! LEGEND ! May you live a thousand years

[@beetroot48]

What an amazing breakthrough moment for Celia! 🎉❤ These comedians are so genuine and generous of spirit to invite her on their shows. Go Celia, Go!!!

[@jimfogg7836]

Koechner definitely didn't disappoint. I truly hope he comes back again. Been a fan since WAITING

[@GringoJacinho]

I feel like he was way too pc

[@derekgardner1861]

He seems offended by everything.

[@derekgardner1861]

​@@GringoJacinhoexactly!

[@chuckgt7715]

Agreed the guy he asked what year it was he seemed way too triggered

[@Valleyoftexas-43]

I think what killed him was when Celia didn’t know who he was. But I still like Koechner, I still find him funny.

[@atithi8]

This was honestly one of the best episodes in a while, I didn't skip through any of the set. Absolutely perfect

[@captainLoknar]

right? every set was dead on

[@uloang2354]

I’ve seen every single episode from day one 10+ years ago and this episode hit on so many levels. This is the golden age of this show, it is so awesome to see. May the golden era of the show last forever:

[@DonkeyKick77]

How can you not love Roseanne and how candid she it. Especially, during Cam's set. Awesome show!

[@m4anow]

Roseanne is so on point with reading people, what a legend

[@martingaspar8364]

yes, only if the sounds she makes wouldnt pierce through my ears like 10 inch nails

[@m4anow]

​@martingaspar8364 I've learned to love it. It would be one thing if she was doing it as a bit, that would be annoying, but it's another when you know it's her voice and the words she throws out there are usually gold😂

[@martingaspar8364]

@@m4anow thats why I dont hate her:) Shes funny and cool but I would Still recommend a vocal cords surgery

[@prsmccarty01]

Celia may be the only female comedian to make it a minute without a "my pussy" "small dick" joke. Great set. Well done!

[@timy9197]

If you don’t watch a lot of comedy just say that

[@prsmccarty01]

@@timy9197 I watch plenty. For many many years. Provide examples proving I'm wrong.

[@Faux-losophy]

Regardless of the comedy scene in general ( although I still agree with OP's comment) The majority of woman who sign up for Kill Tony, do in fact do cringe hyper sexual 'comedy'.

[@Ran-33]

Can't wait for male comedians to drop their lame dick jokes.

[@KurtKaato]

First time I ever cried during a comedy show and I wasn't even getting roasted! Congrats Celia! 🎉🎉🎉 Tony and Roseanne are truly great people, hope this turns your life around and all of your dreams come true! 🍾🎉

[@Isaia.h]

Celia you deserve every bit of this, you're AMAZING

[@Highkingofgondor]

Did Webster change the definition of AMAZING to mediocre?

[@fugisgonefishin]

George Lopez made me want to be a comedian as a kid but my Mexican mom just told me I was “loco”😂 I’m so proud and happy for Celia!!!

[@超虎生活]

¡Deja de mentir!

[@CFBigTime]

WE DEMAND THE DOGS! Matt & Shane!

[@loganjohnson3933]

the dawgs would be nice

[@mykellallen9560]

I don’t think they wanna do this shit LMAOOOO

[@tatumsh9]

Shane is moving to Austin. We can only hope Matt is riding along.

[@D3robotics]

You asked and they delivered.

[@nehorath]

​@@mykellallen9560you were wrong

[@eliharvyk]

Godamnit, I came here to laugh not get teary. So happy for Celia man. Well deserved and really excited to see her many more times to come

[@miltonbuu]

I have legit been on a Kill Tony marathon for that past month. I listen to atleast 4-5 hours worth of episodes in one day at work.

[@bertb770]

“Are you gonna watch hot tub Time Machine?” David is classy and clever

[@frankbrenner4852]

Celia had me crying. I need to get my Testosterone checked at Ways2Well. This is why this show is amazing. Taking a girl from homeless to a touring comedian. Amazing.

[@kab9706]

I know you're probably joking, but just wanted to say guys are allowed to cry. Men don't have to only be happy, mad, and apathetic. You can have the full range!

[@aidanmerulla7819]

@@kab9706I think lots of men cried during this and it’s natural for sure

[@np-bl7qc]

​@kab9706 I'm a man who cried. It was a beautiful moment. The last time I cried was in reference to life struggle. This one felt nice.

[@kab9706]

@@np-bl7qc aw good. A good cry does feel amazing. Much respect, keep being real ❤️

[@DundurrrHead]

Cecilia was great! She stole the show tonight. She also stole my heart cause she needs it for her triple bypass.

[@dilipanthonypinto1620]

Ouch!

[@claudiaclaudia936]

😉👍🏿🐖

[@skeeter4320]

🫀😂😂😂😂😂

[@Shiggystardust]

If this isn’t stolen you should write jokes.

[@bboyzillah]

BROOO 😂

[@mattoone12]

I love how when redban tries to make fun of someone, tony looks at him like please stay in your place😂

[@__L_S_B__]

EASILY, one of the better episodes recently. Celia's promotion, trans cheating, roseanne smoking vietcong weed with william and not TOO many awkward interviews..although a view

[@Drochaigeant]

Love when Tony goes above and beyond for these comics and gives them these killer opportunities. So fucking cool.

[@ryanburzumato]

This is why kill tony is the foundation of comedy now, I teared up this AM too. Celia deserves this so much, always enjoyed her minutes and now she gets to tour with the best female comedian ever.

[@thatkidyoshi]

Took a break from KT. But wow this was one solid episode to watch! Celia killed it and well deserved those opportunities! Just like everyone else, there seemed to be someone cutting onions around when I watched her part of the video.

[@barnesmultimedia2725]

Just when you thought Kill Tony couldn't get any better.

[@ShrimpDaddys]

David definitely did not know what he got himself into😂😂😂

[@keithyordy8774]

@@MajorCanada ish lol When Rosanne hit the blunt he was wtf!?! not for everyone

[@roems6396]

@@keithyordy8774 Really? You think he hasn’t done tons of drugs in his life? He was perfectly fine with it.

[@jackattack_8]

I'm a little perplexed at the Koeckner comments. Is he a bleeding heart liberal or something? I love his work but no nothing of his real life. If he's a gun hating, BLM loving, delusional soy boy...that will be one more actor I'll put in the lacking intelligence pile.