KILL TONY

[@santiagowera]

Mark Normand is a stone cold assassin. That lobotomy roast was brutal

[@sativa2050]

then the "thank god that thing died" "you dont want that running around out there" 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@mohamedkfma]

@@sativa2050 e a re

[@mohamedkfma]

@@sativa2050 a4

[@mohamedkfma]

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[@jcims]

That and 'you quit meth, you quick pocket pussy, i think comedy's next!'

[@DerekOfRivia]

"Whos Shane Gillis? Im only 25" is the most out of touch thing I've heard on here.

[@MrGreen876]

You thinking you're funnier than Kam is not the most out of touch thing about you

[@ViolentKknight]

When the guy didn’t know Shane Gillis and Mark said “don’t worry it’s an Asian joke” I died 😂😂😂

[@ryanistooconceited]

That was a real deep cut, should've got way more laughs

[@blueyedevil2117]

@@ryanistooconceited marks to quick for even other comedians

[@LoganDoesSumShiet]

I was looking for this comment 😂 that was so great

[@duveman420]

☠️

[@nsramen3624]

Shout out for the dawgs

[@danglin-wang402]

This is like the a Special Olympics of open mic

[@jasondesper2297]

Weak Sauce

[@chemtrail2269]

@@RolandSpecialSauce this comment is so much worse than his comment hahaha

[@theleastbannedman]

makes me wanna try to see if i can get more laughs than these folk

[@bethjohnson8353]

Haha

[@0223eoin]

And your friend almost ended it

[@christianhbuck]

5:02 Mark Normand 7:08 Kill Tony Band 11:15 Brian Corbey 19:18 Nick Lee 28:51 Eric Kwasnajok 39:19 David Lucas 49:48 Kristen Cunningham 58:56 Bradley Durn 1:09:20 Tony will sing Toxicity @ KT 10y anniversary 1:13:30 John Botelho 1:21:41 William Montgomery 1:28:50 Ari Shaffir 1:31:57 Kajan 1:33:52 Matt Mellan

[@LucidLegend1984]

Your a GD hero sir, I salute you

[@Uncle_Duck]

Thank you for time stamping the pledge to sing toxicity at 10y. Its going to be here before we know it.

[@Phrate]

@@Uncle_Duck he actually sang it early! It was at skank fest this year

[@jaffar386]

@@Phrate what?!!? dammit, i missed it

[@zeroa69]

@@Phrate he didnt do it on kill tony though...yet

[@micahwest2793]

God damn Mark Normand comes in hot making Brody Stevens jokes

[@alexdevries8761]

1:09:37 Tony promises to sing Toxicity on the 10 year aniversary of kill tony. That show is getting close.

[@christianhirschkorn6147]

I came here to say this! I hope somebody reminds him!

[@MidwestJunkyardRacing]

Didn't do it

[@rileygally2967]

We need it

[@MRios1128]

He lied

[@BobbyVanStone]

didn't happen, fucker forgot!

[@EfBEye888]

Mark single handily saved this episode

[@dylanvazquez9374]

I knew this was going to be a good episode when Mark yelled “Call him a heeb!”

[@stednark2217]

“N W Ate too much.” Damn Mark Normand is fast.

[@mariusetternavn6214]

Tony might be quicker but he shoots and misses way more then Mark Normand. He shots and hits everytime

[@matthewcampbell1291]

King of zingers

[@eclipsewrecker]

@@matthewcampbell1291 you better put an a at the end of that

[@barombolobombolo1501]

@Diego Lukas why this spam comment always has another bot backing him up lmaooo Oh yeye my friend wall-e up there is totally legit trust him lol

[@RelentlessPedigree]

...Redban is wearing their shirt. Sooo.... ehhhh

[@GuttaLyfeTV]

i just assumed ari was under the table blowing them

[@koanikal]

that happened after the roofies kicked in after the show

[@Derek_Keenan]

sirpicksalot_ beat me to it, I was gonna say “he stayed behind the bar for most of the show.”

[@MavidG]

That's how his hair was rubbed off.

[@K_36]

*dosing

[@adamsoderlund7250]

Saw him live, the chick before him killed, he sucked tbh. His best days were as the amazing racist. His talent left with his hair

[@matthewcook6737]

I’m holding tony to his word about singing toxicity on the 10 year in 2023!

[@danielreyes-fj4ji]

thats next year!!

[@parashar15384]

you still holding?

[@williamreed6613]

He lied

[@spacedoubt107]

@@williamreed6613we were let down😪

[@Josh-fw8ev]

How do you feel about this 2024

[@mikenguyen6818]

-you look like a shane gillis character -i don't know who that is - .......don't worry it was an Asian joke Mark Normand legit blew a fuse in my head.

[@seanfindley]

mark normand rules

[@dmsteele92831]

"I hope he makes it long enough to see the youtube clip" Savage Mark Normand

[@matthewcook6737]

So savage!

[@0ucantstopme034]

Cool going through these older ones for the first time and seeing when David Lucas began his rise.

[@TTOS69]

Dude look at David! 39:30 his second appearance. He's always been a great comic. Glad he's still around the show today!

[@jerrodfoster9275]

This show got so much better after relocating to Austin. Specifically since moving to the Vulcan.

[@current3109]

Bc LA sucks

[@rodsavage8275]

Clicked here for Mark

[@Robertmalagon]

Yeah Ari isn’t funny

[@MrGreen876]

I clicked for Hans Kim

[@mikebikepills]

Been watching this show for about a year. Slowly becoming the show I look forward to the most.

[@rjw4149]

"How did you start doing meth?" "Well, i met a film producer that had a lama and a horse." 😐

[@emilylowrance7930]

like hunter thompsom shit lol

[@TheHiyy]

DOLLY THE LAMA DID NO ONE NOTICE IT?!?!

[@JayMac]

Checks out😆

[@mahlonkapule7304]

tony owes us a cover of toxicity now its been past ten years

[@GoodDeal123]

RED VAN?! ........ Where did I drive this time? ....THANK YOU FOR THIS!!! I WAS HOLDING MY BREATH FOR IT AND YOU GUYS DELIVERED 3 SECONDS LATER! I LOVE YOU!!!

[@iforgetmygoogleaccount5560]

Mark Normand is so effortlessly hilarious

[@dusky_og]

For real !

[@mateo77ish]

Takes a lot of effort to seem so effortless.

[@loudoncounty56]

Not hard to be racist 😂

[@Jideaohn]

To see David Lucas SHAMELESSLY hustling on stage to get spots, to seeing him now doing tours n shit solo. Dude does hilarious sets, and even better roasts 😂🙌🏼

[@CJ-rc5ru]

David Lucas is the best, please bring him all the time

[@lukealberti5094]

David Lucas is the worst thing ever.

[@StoneTheCr0w]

@@lukealberti5094 sounds like you got bullied in school

[@AD-wg8ik]

@@lukealberti5094 are you racist or fatphobic,

[@thebra]

Wish granted.

[@mikeydubbz1]

Watching lights out Montgomery back then in 2024 is crazy

[@trustmeimdefinitelyqualified]

2023 is approaching, can't wait for Tony to sing toxicity.

[@Jideaohn]

What episode did Tony sing toxicity 💀

[@israel.horowitz]

“Shouldn’t you be skinnier?!” 😂

[@EpicSchwinn]

First time watching Kill Tony after years of hearing Redban talk about the podcast on JRE. Love the show!

[@op3nyoureyes209]

That was me a year ago

[@zro2843]

Same. Can’t believe it’s not bigger

[@mryddet]

Yeah same. Kept hearing about it, so glad I finally came to check it out

[@cotyparker1423]

1:16.24 Tony: you were a pitcher? Dude: I was a catcher. Normand: gay joke. Classic af

[@josephbromwich457]

I had to see if anyone else caught that. Had me rolling.

[@solomonthan7878]

David and Mark harmonizing at 45:30 👌🏼

[@keithburley7078]

Erics laugh made me laugh. Really loved his vulnerability here. One of my favourite guests.

[@torshops]

normand hinchcliff could be a very good podcast

[@coppercrowngaming3958]

My favorite regular is the feedback in the sound system.

[@marjercly8296]

The sound on every episode of this show is atrocious. I either can't hear what someone is saying or I have to turn my volume down by 50% to prevent hearing damage.

[@damonwicketts1638]

@@marjercly8296 I bet redban is in charge of that.

[@georgethomas5417]

When Tony said did the baby come out with a noose on his neck and mark said “brodie” 😂 so dark

[@NeishyBx]

this is the first time I've watched this show and I've been cackling like a madman through the first 20mins

[@csauce22]

Today is my first day too...I've been watching for 7 hours now 😂

[@josephcummings4205]

First bucket pull meth addict, it's sad because I am too, and sometimes I relapse, but mostly drinking. I blocked my plug then changed my own number, now I regret it because once he changes phones I will never be able to get that yey + clear again

[@mewxtwo]

That 2nd guy might have been my favorite Kill Tony moment ever

[@Alazeth]

Its 2024 and I'm in search of Tony singing system of a down episode ❤🎉😂

[@jakemilton392]

@1:00:05 mark Normand getting caught out by the cat noise is brilliant😂

[@ansonyt3966]

Never seen this before but its actually pretty funny seeing people bomb. I can never find good videos of people actually bombing lol. Props to them for getting up there

[@jakesheldon7637]

Swindler0311 just watch any episode of kill tony. The majority of people bomb. It’s amazing

[@EonSound]

This shit is depressing as fuck. That weird laugh dude reminds me of The Joker.

[@seanmatthewking]

I don’t know why some of them go on. Like that Canadian comedian was there on vacation in front of his wife and they’re all just ripping on him. Seemed like they cut his confidence in half. Good way to ruin a trip.

[@cinemacynic980]

You should check out "Car Crash Comedy" from Opie & Anthony videos on youtube. They have people attempt stand up, and they have 3 chances (soundboard car crash sound when the joke bombs hard) and then the Comedians will make fun of their horrible stand-up, just like Kill Tony, but Patrice O'Neal, Louis CK, Jim Norton, Rich Vos and other Comedians are the judges and they are brutal.

[@prundonmcavoy7155]

@@seanmatthewking Which episode is this?

[@literallynobody25]

Mark normand is fast

[@adhchopper]

shalom shalom very

[@randomdude189]

He finishes before she’s fully moistened

[@oscarlohens8586]

I think that "you fuckin' fairy"/"you fuck and ferry" joke went over everyone's head. Too fast.

[@staguar]

David Lucas should be the regular

[@hhcdfhngdzjjbf579]

Facts

[@paragon1782]

Soooo much better than William

[@FRESHboosters]

Never gonna happen

[@papsphin]

@@FRESHboosters I got news for ya

[@prundonmcavoy7155]

@@papsphin yeah this comment aged pretty damn well

[@sock4919]

1:09:29 - The 10 year anniversary is a year away. Who is ready to hear Tony sing some System Of A Down?

[@aaroneye86]

We did not in fact get Tony singing Toxicity on the 10th anniversary 😂

[@dRoscoAZ]

I was legit about to comment this. Such a let down!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@JBotts]

william being able to call back all his jokes is what makes him so special. its incredible.

[@scottie7]

He sucks dude

[@TheHeroChoncho]

That's not everything that makes him special

[@kevmaxfly4050]

David and William balance each other out well, polar opposite comedic styles, was smart of them to team up and do their brothers in cursive thing.

[@carsonottocullen1542]

45:33 a perfect harmony with the “awwww” in their laughs haha

[@trapchurches555]

45:31

[@jamyz232]

Its an asian joke haha mark is a legend

[@brendan4175]

That joke was for the D.A.W.G.Z babyyyyyy

[@mariusetternavn6214]

You should have Mark Normand as a guest on your quarantine show and back on live show when this shit is over

[@cinemacynic980]

Kristen has been doing Stand-up for 1 year and has yet to learn how to tell a joke. Took her over the time limit to get to a personal opinion that no one understood and everyone in the room was an 80s-90s kid.

[@absolutebackfire191]

Yeah she wasnt good

[@nickc127]

Even 3 years later I can't believe Joel has the balls to tell someone how unfunny they are. He straight up bombed all night.

[@t.t388]

It's so much better without that band

[@AcidSh33tz]

@@t.t388 nah not even close, I miss the OG band 😔

[@ozicanales123]

@@AcidSh33tzno they are annoying new band is 10x better

[@josephcummings4205]

Was gonna ask if anyone liked the old band , they had their moments of being funny but not always

[@ianbrown2041]

One of the early David Lucas roasts of Tony. Love it!😂

[@jaydyer6682]

“Ahhhh A A A A Ahhhhh ahhhh” Mark Norman’s laugh

[@jbin2424]

23:10 ... I'm in a never ending cycle of rewatching all episodes. Nick Lee's car crash of a set is burned forever into my memory. But one thing i didn't clock until my 5th time watching it back was when Mark Normand said 'he looks like a Shane Gilli's character"... Nick responded, 'Who the fuck is Shane Gillis. I'm too young. I'm only 25. Remember that." One of the most hilarious yet depressing statements I've ever heard on this show. And I've seen them all. 3 times

[@Tramontin-jk2qk]

And then says “ahh don’t worry. It’s an Asian joke”

[@caseyleirer9677]

Does David think that Christopher Columbus is a bible story!? 🤣💀

[@OpiumMonkey]

“I feel like im listening to NPR on too much cough medicine” lmaoo

[@adlibswithalexdelesky7158]

man i was thinking about that mic stand the whole episode then jeremiah moved it. realest director

[@Poppin023]

ari shaffir looks like a dog that just woke up

[@tylerspence7]

lol

[@anon5119]

Aroofie Shaffir

[@FunkMonk64]

lol

[@relaxingmagots]

Bigtee Sumlin bill cosby is the bill cosby of comedy

[@coyner585]

@@Crack9191 still hilarious tho

[@Sin1one]

aJEWfie ShWONTPAYMORETHANIHAVETOshSAVINGSffir

[@tylerspence7]

lol

[@josephlesandrini9495]

Who the fuck is Shane Gillis?! Mark - “It’s a Asian joke”

[@rileygally2967]

It’s 2023 Tony owes us a cover of Toxicity for the 10 year

[@DioxideCad]

Where have I already seen this episode? Is this a re upload of was it uploaded on another page?

[@brendanchestnut8747]

They re-upload the show with better audio compared to the original livestream

[@georgethomas5417]

I’m always shocked to hear bout the people that moved out to Cali to pursue comedy and when they do their minute it’s almost unbearable…I just think about how many people in LA are just chasing unattainable dreams

[@brianomoli4]

Put a link for your sponsors. People might be more apt to go there if it’s easy.

[@justmightbeokay]

16:00 is arguably one of the greatest moments in podcast history

[@words911]

Probably not.

[@Dirty_mike_and_dem_boys]

Dave lucus before becoming a regular is crazy love that dude and miss him on the newer episodes

[@rileyteetsel2986]

1:09:14 If I don’t see Tony sing today imma report kill Tony on you tube, you’ve been warned

[@matthewbachelor6576]

This might be the best Kill Tony yet.

[@h.e.pennypacker4728]

Getting close to the 10 year, Tony lets hear some SOAD!

[@RobbieM07x]

Found Mark Normand aka "Kevin heart" from Joe Rogan only to dive into this gem of a show.

[@forrestthroughdatrees]

Robert Meyer Tuesday’s with Stories is his podcast, it’s great!

[@TheHiyy]

Half of these people bombing are funnier than Kevin or Joe

[@johngavin1448]

Shoutout to the lefty drummer being funny and solid on the set

[@hadesmusic1175]

Something about NY comedy and LA comedy together is perfect.

[@braddavide236]

1:09:45 2023 the year Tony sings toxicity need to see that 😂😂

[@MrMysterious420]

8:39 Nothing can help the sad audio quality of Kill Tony

[@davidfurman4582]

idk how Ari gets a guest spot in the title and is only on for like 15 min #clickbait

[@emjay2d]

interesting clickbait imo. cause who the fuck cares? :P just my opinion i guess

[@LGRW313]

Great comment. Really took this KZbin video to the next level. Just awesome

[@koanikal]

was probably in the middle of an unplanned date rape #mollygate

[@fairygrant5097]

Ari is the bad boy of prank shows

[@92ireland92]

Haven't got to ari yet and its already better than a lot of em

[@cointelpromusic6375]

45:31 marc normand and david lucas harmonize

[@Derek_Keenan]

Hahaha, I couldn’t believe no one said anything when I heard that

[@randomdude189]

That was just them synchronizing. Harmony is different. Still was cool though. David just ain’t funny

[@OnaDime570]

Mark Normand getting scared by the cat meowing at 1:00:06

[@xijingpingpong3885]

2023 two years away from tony singing chop suey

[@BrendanWhelan]

36:26 Tony's joke about financial aids is genius. Dude proves time and time again he can come up with savage punchlines on the spot

[@johntait9070]

David Lucas is one of my new favorites :)

[@randomdude189]

John Tait damn how do people have such bad taste? Lol

[@StoneTheCr0w]

@@randomdude189 Bet you feel dumb now.

[@santosdean5875]

i love how much william pissed jeremiah off 🤣🤣

[@Scott-pf5jh]

Kristen Cunningham is a type of comedian we don’t need anymore of.

[@HubbaBuddah]

Idk

[@cinemacynic980]

She says she has been doing comedy for a year, I assume she told a joke a year before to a drunk guy at Last Call and he said "You should do Stand-up", to get into her panties. Unfortunately she did...

[@ALLrobotsAreSad]

1:09:35 Tony says for the 10 year anniversary (2023) he will sing a System of A Down song on KT. Well guess what? It has officially been 10 years!!! (2023)

[@allanjim3]

“this show is a conveyor belt of quacks and hacks” - mark normand 😂

[@johncharlesboyantonjr.]

Just watched the 10 Year Anniversary... Where's our Toxicity cover Tony?

[@JStraight160lbs]

Norm legitimately jumped at the cats meow😹 @1:00:06

[@suitable1510]

( 38:19 ) I can’t believe the first time i saw Tony give a fist bump to a contestant was a guy with HIV, respect

[@riffybeats]

It’s funny how the guy who does dubbing at Dreamworks sounds exactly like Nick Swardson 😂

[@keithjessee4519]

well. It's 2023 and i'm just reminding everyone tony has to sing Toxicity now

[@sonnypearce5279]

Harmonized laughter @45:31 tripped me out

[@P1LLSTV]

Sonny Pearce 😂😂

[@84Racingmx]

18:23 mark no look slaps the first guy on the ass 😂😂😂

[@fuckyou1p8r487p93q47]

William is over at 1:29:40 ish

[@TheMrguitarmanguy]

KEIGAN McD lmaoooooooo

[@jeffersonmayfield6701]

Upvote..... The KillTony regular spot is officially downgraded

[@rossgadsby9663]

"I feel like I'm listening to NPR on to much cough medicine, I got no idea what's going on". Me everytime I watch Williams sets

[@chantyBCFC]

Jeremiah fucking killed it in this episode. One of my all time favourite characters the film director 😂

[@a.N.....]

Agreed the speaker horn was hilarious

[@MADCITYSTUDIOS]

I love how no one is surprised or thrown off when Brian says some thing completely random and derails

[@remymonro6043]

Eric is such a legend. What a guy

[@morethandeepmtd]

mark normand going hard on the 25 year old 3 time married guy gave Tony the green light to, and damn, they had me laughing

[@idkmybffjv]

Anytime this shows up in recommended I watch just for Ari giving out the stolen Kill Tony pins.

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Where'd you see a dead body? I took the metro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣