KILL TONY

[@TwoMadExplorers]

Waiting for an episode with Theo Von and Bobby Lee as guests 😂 Edit : Changed “judges” to “guests” because you can’t say English words without offending people who think they like comedy. P.S - Tony! The people have spoken!

[@dertythegrower]

Yes, that would be good laughs Also, roast wise... you gotta get Stavros on too

[@TwoMadExplorers]

@@dertythegrower 💯

[@StealthNinja7]

Bobby Lee will not come on the show because he's afraid of the unvaxxed..... the guy is still controlled by his ex-gf... smh

[@dnd6075]

id like to see bobby lee alone. when hes with another comic he does his submissive role which is really funny but quite predictable and its kind of everywhere and always.

[@DJNONSTOPP]

they've both been on multiple times

[@TonyChin226]

I swear the drummer has more fun than anyone else.

[@shantubesha]

I agree, the last drummer made the show about himself

[@MrMustacrackish]

The keyboard guy looked like he was so bored he might off himself

[@thomaswvoget9799]

I see that mofucker laughing so hard too

[@kyleoldham6115]

Facts! Absolute legend, he plays with Gary Clark Jr.

[@microtransactions2661]

That's Michael Gonzalez on the drums Matt mueling on the electric guitar John deez on the keys Paul deemer on the horn and the legendary D MADNESS

[@shshshaw1984]

Love Ron white and his constructive criticism you can tell he is kind hearted even when he roast u

[@Tormentality]

if only he took his own advice, he'd be funny LOL

[@skybeezy11]

one of the best voices in comedy ever. That southern drawl and delivery is so fun and relatable.

[@ThatNorwegianGuy-]

@@Tormentality L

[@jesseseguine9784]

@@Tormentality dudes got millions off of jokes, he's funny

[@Noob_Crew_Sledders]

@@Tormentality I'm guessing you also think trevor noah is hilarious

[@DakotaHDrums]

wow that camera shot of Michael heading off the stage for the last time hits hard RIP MICHAEL

[@BattleBladeWarrior]

Yea, its sad if that was his last performance that he didn't get to have more time on stage, like a final interview or something.

[@jamesmcguire6706]

It was assisted suicide. He didn't die unexpectedly. Probably didn't want it to be a sad moment.

[@BattleBladeWarrior]

@@jamesmcguire6706 That makes sense. Im glad he got the chance to get up on stage several times before he passed. Hopefully that gave him some great memories.

[@lostmypicks]

Its still the last one man. ​@jamesmcguire6706

[@christianhbuck]

2:37 Gel Blaster 🔫🎅🏻 5:01 Ron White 7:47 Michael Lehrer 13:01 William Montgomery 19:45 Matt Decker 27:34 Ashley Sharp 35:19 David Lucas 44:23 Zach Black 51:57 Angela Ramirez 58:35 Chris Carrillo 1:01:06 Sergio Gabriel 1:07:27 Hans Kim 1:13:07 Penny Garcia 🎤 1:19:17 Uncle Lazer 🎷

[@TheGrant45]

You're a saint

[@ZachClossin]

Thank you!

[@tobyiy]

spoiler

[@Demion83]

This really came in handy when Lehrer was on.

[@TheGregcawthorne]

You should repost this as a reply to a new comment so it doesnt instantly spoil the lineup.

[@Bigbob347]

Michael’s last Kill Tony set😢 RIP to a Legend.

[@whodeyharambe5776]

😢

[@blade8989]

I’m sorry to hear that😢

[@jburche2]

Damn now I feel bad for skipping over it

[@CaseyJamesOrr]

​@@jburche2😅😅same

[@keenangoode6730]

Yeah I knew it.. I just found out he was dead yesterday.. I’m watching this now and can see his ALS has deteriorated.. checked how long ago this was and figured it was his last set. RIP to a legend.

[@ShawnFerrell]

So hard seeing Michael Lehrer struggling so hard to speak. He was amazingly funny, glad he left so much work online for us to enjoy. I especially love seeing him before he had ALS. Such a legend.

[@ChristelVinot]

he was a neat dude

[@jaytimothy3645]

I agree ❤😂😢💔

[@jaytimothy3645]

I also lost some family recently so I know its super hard in grief 💔💯🤟

[@lukesox]

Long time listener, never have commented but in a time worth mentioning. I lost my almost 7 year old pup, Bodie, Christmas evening really quickly and unexpectedly. The last 48 hours have been brutal. Kill Tony tonight had me first cracking a smile and eventually laughing out loud. Thank you for the energy you put into this world. Keep rockin.

[@kinsmanifesto1]

Keep your head up brother, this is a cool community “for the most part”, and I’m happy to hear this brought you cheer. May good things come your way.

[@JustinBlazzzee]

Terrible. I have my almost 13 year old pup next to me right now and I’m thankful for every single day I get with her.

[@thestrangeceleb]

My condolences to you. Losing a beloved pet always hits harder when its during a joyful time. Losing a pet fucking hurts man. Take care.

[@FapToMySkill]

Keep head up king

[@buycopperstocks3396]

why do people post gay shit like this? LOL "i lost my dog and tonight i laughed''. great

[@holypally_ic218]

One of the best Hans sets in a while!!

[@franktothemax]

Hans crushed

[@jerrybird1677]

I’m pumped for him

[@slamminpotatoes4508]

I haven’t seen it yet but j hope so. He’s been hit or miss since the first skankfest episode and I love the guy. I want to see him win

[@felipedias5421]

Tony wrote that for him cause he’s been struggling lately

[@PraveenSawh]

@@felipedias5421 lol

[@JapaneseIrishman]

Holy shit Hans drunk in public joke is the hardest I’ve ever laughed during one of the minutes in kill Tony ever

[@Weenis416]

Hans pissed on everybody

[@klbs9630]

I normally fast forward the first 7ish minutes but as I saw williams face appear in a Santa costume I quickly rewound and I have to say it was worth it. Entertaining little gell blaster Christmas ad. I loved David in William in the real estate step brothers style video they did. They’re a natural duo.

[@johnnyhamill2446]

The trade off was having to skip 20ish minutes of the three amigos

[@Vichdz828]

Tony’s gona get Kalilah before he gets Bobby lol

[@MasterOfNone1980]

Same. 😂 I was like what the faq rewind.

[@joshualakey2574]

William: “ This isn’t your house” David: Doesn’t say shit 😂

[@will-i-am386]

@Victor Hernandez Oooooops you pushed the wrong comment to reply to.

[@AlbertSalazarComedy]

Penny Garcia did the whole song live and left us all shook. But I get why they had to cut it, they might have gotten flagged from KZbin. But trust me, it was great.

[@dannylgonzal]

Can anyone find the whole thing?

[@rubix71]

Damn that was such a smooth edit! I was surprised she got such a huge response from D Madness and everyone for only singing 6 words

[@mannyroa7674]

Damn. It was pretty good, I can only guess it was better live.

[@kbelanger555]

Ron Whites facewhen he seen uncle laser was gold. He knew what time it was 🙌🏾

[@spudicus6747]

R.I.P Michael. You helped me laugh through some tough times.

[@WaKeUpTIs]

The band is amazing. Blows me away every week

[@joshjams]

We need the soundboard mixed in… there must be a way !!

[@streetchronicles5693]

the Amarillo song surprised me

[@ryanmoore8165]

@@joshjams Yea they need to mic the drums and get an actual mix happening. i want to go to one of these mostly to hear the band.

[@carsonk6666]

I wish we could all of Dreams by Fleetwood Mac

[@xAZBAMFx]

Yes the band is great. Except for the trumpet blowing that high note on "Crazy" for Mr. Bill Montgomery every week.

[@kimr2352]

I love that Ron gives them helpful criticism instead of destroying their hopes and dreams like Tony😂

[@privatemilo]

If Tony’s opinion breaks your dreams, he did you a favor cuz you weren’t cut out for it

[@ChristelVinot]

but tony's way is funnier

[@trebordrum]

Ron's Kill Tony episodes are important time benchmarks for the show AND some of the very best Kill Tonys ever. It's always a good thing when Mr. Ron White takes his rightful place on the Kill Tony stage!😜

[@Phillllthy]

I rarely agree with KZbin comments but I agree

[@thefly1203]

This ep sucked wtf are you talking about

[@FrostyJokerr]

I read this at the beginning of the premiere and my fucking god are you correct! What an episode!!

[@dRoscoAZ]

Church yo, his episodes always are the best 💯🤙🏽

[@trebordrum]

@@thefly1203 i’m talking about all of the Ron White kill Tony episodes over time r bench markers in time to show kill Tony’s progression and some of the funniest kill Tony’s ever r with Ron White, but that doesn’t mean every single one.

[@kipopolischavez890]

Kill Tony Drinking Game: Take a shot every time Tony says, "I fucking love it."

[@dildoqueef]

Or UN-BelIEVable

[@snikerman98]

Oh man a William and David Christmas opener and Mr. White? Lining up to be an all time classic ep

[@axgreenious9400]

IMO, those were the best minutes done by Mr. Lucas and Mr. Kim on Kill Tony. GREAT EPISODE!

[@jaredleviathon1424]

hans yes, david shit as always. david is slightly funny with his gay roast jokes of tony.. but his sets are always garbage.

[@elnation1694]

This is the best episode yet. Uncle Lazer is becoming one of my absolute favorite active comedians

[@alphakennyone8]

I love this episode

[@littlems.tries-to-fix-it6270]

He’s so damn funny!

[@paradoxlust]

Late Feb. here, give it time....

[@gabrieldelgado3996]

2 votes for me

[@kvltvr6967]

This did not age well

[@jerrybird1677]

Let’s go Hans finally getting back to the funny

[@ryanmoore8165]

right I feel like they hype him up so much to the point where he maybe thought he didnt have to be funny? idk but tonight he was finally funny.

[@kylekennedy9212]

@@ryanmoore8165 I like to cut the regulars some slack, it’s hard to be funny all of the time. New minute every week means they’re bound to have a spell of bad minutes! Still, happy Hans is through his spell.

[@Nazarim]

back? never thought he was funny to begin with, I remember Shane Gillis quipping about them pretending he was good at comedy, i laughed at that, because that's how i feel about him, it's like his entire career is a joke designed by Tony to be a PR stunt.

[@kylekennedy9212]

@@Nazarim you just don’t like his stuff man, not everyone can like a person. No biggie. What style of comedy do you like or who’s your fav comedians?

[@brockcrothers2526]

Hans definitely killed this set

[@MrMilesofsmiles317]

Wow what a great episode… Uncle Lazer has been such a great edition to every few episodes!! There are so many reasons this is the number one live podcast in the world! 🌎 Ron White always an incredible guest and always has something to say and add to the show. The band is always so great as well! I LOVE KILLTONY🎉🎉

[@Jensth]

You're goddamn right! I love what Ron said to Garcia. And that was before her little music bit... He knows talent when he sees it.

[@tr1ck0]

Hasn’t been live in like a month, but still incredible.

[@JustinBlazzzee]

@@tr1ck0It was never live. The episodes are taped 2 weeks in advance and then edited.

[@Weenis416]

Uncle lazer is ok, hans killed everybody this show.

[@michael2943]

You do know tony just made that up, the #1 live podcast in the world. It's just a joke

[@jamesharris40001]

Ron White looks like Zeus if he had a dipping addiction

[@dRoscoAZ]

🤣🤣

[@angtang01]

You look like if Ben Shapiro was a real estate agent

[@sailirish7]

That time Zeus drove an El Camino...

[@jackmcclain3814]

“God damn that’s good, you got me there.” -Ron White

[@ryanmullett8832]

@@angtang01 nice

[@odimane]

Sad seeing Michael like this. Glad he is no longer suffering and will never forget the laughs that he brought to this show. RIP Boss

[@tonyg490]

Only the regulars(and the unofficial regular) delivered on this one. Hans, David, William, and Uncle Laser all crushed it.

[@VoiceActorMan]

I just walked in @ 14:45 to Ron picking his purse up off of the floor 😆

[@roscoe4092]

Lmao that fucking commercial, I swear David and William need to do more commercials together 😂😂 The real estate one popped it off and what a blessing to get another for Christmas

[@Tbeeks]

I always skip the ads but I went back and watched that and that shit was hilarious

[@brandonmartin08]

Definitely made me pay attention to the ad!

[@Vinfunko]

“He actually smells great for how he looks”😂😂

[@klbs9630]

I need uncle lazer and his harmonica to close every show. William and Hans actually seemed to do well flipped but uncle lazer has an energy that is incomparable and is made for closing out the night with serious entertainment value. Hilarious and talented musically. Smile never left my face!

[@jaredtaylor326]

William is the best closer, hands down

[@ThatNorwegianGuy-]

@@jaredtaylor326 Bro.. You can lie to yourself all you want. But don't lie to us 😏 Uncle laser must be the new closer

[@klbs9630]

@@jaredtaylor326 I love William and pre uncle lazers multiple performances I would agree with you. But he makes such a good closer because of his full entertainment package. He won’t always be the closer but having it go back and forth between him and William closing, I wouldn’t be mad at it. It’s too hard to follow uncle lazer, I get bored seeing some rando usually crash and burn going up after him. His energy is so high that all the other times he’s gone up the following comedian just manages to sink the energy down so hard.

[@tannersiebel]

@@klbs9630 His energy is so high yet he bores me to death.

[@klbs9630]

@@tannersiebel that sounds like a you problem. Good thing is you can turn it off.

[@metalpiper]

Uncle Lazer cuts through the show like a chainsaw..... Love people like that. Cool bros living life like everyone else wished they did. We need folks like that to keep us grounded. Hans Kim is future legend.

[@jackberg6484]

This might have been the best Redban-soundboard performance on killltony

[@hypeonesneakers]

Hans Kim absolutely killed it!

[@youngmbass]

Hardly any opening ads and a holiday skit?? What an amazing gift.

[@codypickell9299]

Ron White holding the revolver is the first print that made me think "I need that!"

[@soccerthing77]

Best Kill Tony ad ever😂

[@brohndelaurier566]

All-time great episode!!! That "Revolver Ron" painting at the end is unreal👌

[@KentWoodsMusic]

William Montgomery and David Lucas crushed that intro sketch.

[@nimimerkillinen]

Really? Thought it was all around bad

[@jessepease567]

Hans Kim killed it! 😂😂😂 Like he always does.

[@carsonk6666]

Did you see the end of the episode??? I’m investing my 401K into uncle laser

[@jessepease567]

@@carsonk6666 I’ve worked construction for almost 25 years. There is literally thousands of Uncle Lazers out there. 🤣 The guy is hilarious. No doubt about it. I got stories for years about fools like him.

[@WuhSuhDood]

Hans Kim is a masterful joke writer

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Tony single-handedly brought back vaudeville! Incredible!

[@martensmade-it]

Perfect guest to play Santa for this day after Christmas show

[@josehernando4904]

lol

[@xqzt5510]

I like the red beard but the white wig!

[@eddiev8148]

Yooooooo that Gel Blaster commercial was FUNNY AF!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@greenlyte3000]

david lucas showing surprising trigger discipline in that ad

[@sn1perdude7110]

Hanging out with gun guys will do that to ya

[@MRios1128]

Not surprising at all. David is a republican

[@ig1243]

@@sn1perdude7110 bro went to a private school and his dads a senator

[@DonaldTruml42069]

@@ig1243 fr fr?

[@SketchyAsFunk]

@SimplyDaniel6 yup he has said it a few times lol

[@N8.the.Gr8]

One of the best shows ever. Always looking forward to Monday’s now!

[@Antixau]

Tony could literally play any character on South Park. That voice is made for it

[@ericharary]

He’s a Hardly Boy

[@kevinVersus]

@@ericharary hahaaaa following clues

[@ericharary]

@@kevinVersus Ragggging cluesssssszzzz

[@kevinVersus]

@@ericharary omg seriously. That’s giving me such a clue right now

[@FelonyFunk]

@@ericharary my clue is pointing this way

[@cornbredx]

When Uncle Lazer puts out his first record I want to buy it. Dude gets funnier every week, I swear. 🤣

[@LghTsKnJames]

Amazing skit in the beginning! Yall need to do more. Make it a Kill Tony skit show too

[@schophi]

William and David in the Gel Blaster ad was amazing. They should do more sketches together, I think it would kill.

[@sonyaromero5186]

Love this show! ❤ Much needed joy and relief after a stressful family holiday weekend.

[@skybeezy11]

I feel that... Much love and happy holidays!!

[@eddielove915]

Time and time again I love Kill Tony because it shows how devoid people are of self awareness and how false their external sense of self really is. It never ceases to amaze me.

[@juice6199]

Oh shit, Ron White again tonight? It's like seeing Santa Claus on boxing day

[@camashaftsjourney4072]

“We understood every word you said and it didn’t happen” 😂😂😂

[@angtang01]

Did anyone else notice the opportunity for mad breaking bad jokes during the first random's set, guarding a CHICKEN place.... and even called Ron White, Mr White hahahaha

[@primitiveanxiety7135]

I didn't notice but dude, that would've been perfect

[@hamhocks]

I know right? I said that out loud and was just waiting for one. Tony dropped the ball on that one.

[@BattleBladeWarrior]

Yea, once they said Mr white I was like CMON! Its right THERE

[@mrhalish]

Only time I've ever NOT skipped the sponsor's at the beginning of the show 😂

[@GrecoBean3000]

Finally a Hans Kim set that isn't mostly sex jokes. A real Xmas miracle. I enjoyed this one.

[@tmzz3609]

Looking at pics of younger Michael Lehrer hits you hard. Life moves quick

[@spartandan3014]

I would definitely be sad if red band never picked up the mic again, but if that's what it takes for him to be this on point with the soundbar, then it may be worth it.

[@jspaulding4106]

Wish Michael Lehrer would have done an interview this time around. Funko Lazer absolutely grates on something in between my nerves and my soul.

[@BattleBladeWarrior]

Yea, I agree. He's got that William Montgomery thing going where he's in his own space, but on the other hand, I dont think Uncle Lazer has really figured out the best way to do his act yet.

[@aaronjohnson8490]

I wish they’d stop wheeling Michael Lehrer up there. Gets sadder to watch every time. My man is literally dying up there

[@Aquamatiic]

Yea that was a rough watch

[@KazOneMusic]

If he got euthanized on the kill Tony stage it would be an epic moment. I'd rather have Michael around forever but what a historic Final Act. It would cement him in comedy history if he isn't already, and it wouldn't take too long. Probably shorter than one of his sets.

[@aaronjohnson8490]

@@KazOneMusic that’d be incredibly fucked up, but Tony would probably love that shit. I’d watch if they let William do it with special guest Aphex Twin as a witness. Redban on the soundboard. Go out with a bang.

[@KazOneMusic]

@@aaronjohnson8490 it would be a worldwide sensation and would change the way comedy is done for the rest of time

[@ebo2893]

Bahaha love that laugh Tony and Michael shared after he ended his set like that😂 Miss you Michael

[@pistolpete2803]

I heard redban on JRE this week. Sounds like Joe's club is going to be lit AF.

[@FrostyJokerr]

It’ll be lit af and the home of Kill Tony, live every Monday night!

[@dertythegrower]

🤐 this isnt some prediction i hope

[@jemgodspeed]

It was funny, he thought a youtube boxing match was a dad beating up his son

[@therealbradd4533]

I love the intro 😂 I’ll buy for a kimber 1911 to use in skits they would never sponsor yall 😂 but I’ll gift y’all one

[@ddinoboy]

Honestly laughed at Redban plainly asking "what does that mean?" more than I should have.. 32:15

[@tdltuck]

Even though the first guy pulled had no idea how to do a minute, he listened and respected the art and he deserves a lot of credit for that! Respect.

[@michaelkraus9012]

The uncle laser and Ron white finally happened and it did not disappoint holy shit

[@roywhiteo5]

Adoption papers are being drawn up as we speak

[@BattleBladeWarrior]

"I LOVE YOU DAAAAAAD" that was great

[@michaeladams6847]

William drives a Volvo around ONLY to try to connect with one of Ron's jokes 🤣

[@GeorgeLucas1138]

I worked in the oil fields of west Texas and Uncle Lazer is my hero. He's so funny and let me tell you people he is exactly like a roughneck you meet out there. what a legend

[@PositivePokemonPlayers]

He bought me a sandwich

[@frostedbubble]

Who ever said to play Micheal at 1.5x is a genius. It genuinely helps and doesn’t sound weird at all

[@chaosido19]

Fuck it's getting worse I used to do 1.25

[@No1reallydies]

Ron White couldn’t be any cooler honestly. I bet he would be the best buddy to invite over for poker or drinks

[@JoseCalderon-tf1hu]

Didn’t know Chito Verá was a drummer 🥁 for Tony!!! 😂

[@sqiggleswiggles919]

Hans Killed it today, whole show rocked

[@Mynorcal23]

David vs Tony never fails !!! Good job boys

[@abibb27]

This was actually one of the funniest episodes I’ve seen so far (I’m new to this so don’t fight me on it lol). Made my whole night

[@felipealexiscruz]

The show runs so much smoother when Tony is in a good mood and uplifts even the worst performances.

[@ajrob77]

Ron White changing my mind about older men. Wow 😮

[@colegulstrom3554]

Hans Kim coming in with absolute HEAT🔥🔥🔥

[@roachfield84]

Uncle Lazer is amazing every time!

[@dertythegrower]

he needs to moderate the powder use 😬 whoa on this one

[@JSchlo401]

Bro. I love Uncle Laser. This dude needs a stand up comedy special! 😂

[@Aldertheman]

I love watching the subscriber numbers go up. Such a deserving show!

[@glassfanatic6691]

Hahaha oh man that message from the "sponsors" killed me 🤣 Cody with the appearance 🔥

[@coops074]

Ohhh wow he booted all his loyal regulars for an Uncle Lazer?!

[@craigsr82]

What a set from Hans. "Mexians are just Asians that Don't do their homework" 👏

[@seraph6758]

Uncle Lazer is an American treasure, salute good sir. o7 🇺🇸 🌟

[@christopherroberts4682]

Michael Lehrer is actually hilarious with closed captions on

[@10barclayt]

Speed up the playback to 1.5x. Then you don't even need CC

[@mikehensley78]

Michael Laird is a f'n beast! Glad to see him back on kill tony more. Definitely one of my favs for sure.

[@YoureWokeYoureBroke]

I think Ron misread the situation when he took the mic out of Michael’s hands. I think he had more he wanted to say

[@nBodyResearch]

Uncle lazer had me waking up my family I was laughing so hard. Most potential I’ve seen

[@BattleBladeWarrior]

Yea, man! does this mean he's not banned anymore? I heard he was off the show for a while cuz him and Tony had a falling out

[@EdwinBellis]

Hans did excellent tonight

[@geomod6850]

I genuinely have not laughed that hard in a long time. Wow. Thank you all!

[@knewjhq]

Uncle Laser strikes again! 😅 he is unreal every week. I would love to witness him off camera 😂🙌🏼

[@brandonVZ]

I didn’t understand a word this Micheal guy said except “before we say grace…” 😂

[@chauncyquest2779]

BEST JOKE OF THE NIGHT: “I just realized Mexicans are just Asians that don’t do their homework” -Hans Kim

[@DaspitDad]

Theo Von + Hulk Hogan + Jerry Curls = Uncle Lazer

[@dertythegrower]

Sweet. Thank you for the shows, have a great 2023

[@spikespiegel2367]

slow ur role honey thats my man ur talking to, aka tony the boney cus he bones me

[@dertythegrower]

@@spikespiegel2367 🤷‍♂

[@dargis]

that ad in the beginning was amazing

[@stonersparky]

Probably the best kill tony episode I've seen to date. Every regular killed it and the randoms we're funny whether it was during their set or interview. Constant laughs all around

[@die4race]

Damn ! everyone fucking crushed this ep ! William Montgomery , David Lucas , Hans Kim and Uncle Lazer ! this show is getting amazing each time !

[@Jensth]

The Lazor is razor sharp! GOD DAMN, he is on point.

[@wildasatalaban00]

The three amigos is why I love the show.

[@KidCarrillo]

We love you ❤❤❤

[@zillazai]

That skit at the beginning of this is a great addition to the show.

[@TNC9ER]

HUUUGEEE Shoutout for showing love to my music! I hella appreciate the love fellas!!