Kill Tony

[@reydelcastillo17]

I like how they put everyone’s twitter handle in the video description… giving everyone their shine. Real cool of you guys to do that!

[@jb7720]

yeah I wish he'd start doing it again

[@hyperspaceelf]

37:20 🎶My name is Patrick! ᵖᵃᵗʳᶦᶜᵏᵎ My name is Patrick!🎶

[@QuartzTide]

too good

[@michaelmarke4265]

I like how Jeremiah always tried to comfort the people having a nervous breakdown, good guy. around 36:00

[@jpk9902]

I think it's more he's saying "don't claim you can play guitar if you can't, now you're in a bad situation." He was definitely being sarcastic near the end. Guy shouldn't have gone on Kill Tony if he has no real crowd experience

[@fossi31415]

My name is Patrick!

[@damienbailey7375]

God dammit David, not again

[@Hankthewaterbeest]

Patrick's set is exactly what this show is about. Tony doesn't care if you're good or bad at comedy or even if you can actually play the guitar. The whole point of the show is just to get all of these people together, pick a random person, and find something interesting to do with the guys on stage. Patrick probably only knows those 4 chords and it became the most entertaining part of the episode.

[@buzzin-hornet]

The way he dismissed Patrick's depression as not being a real reason that could, or should hold a person back was actually sick. Depression isn't a 'one size fits all' type of issue. I dunno if there's anything that could stop me from just launching myself at Tony and pray that I can land a clean hook to the jaw! Big Jay would be an issue, but he ain't getting off that seat fast enough lol. But that's what Tony needs and has probably never had... A proper, clean fist to the face! Her's the equivalent of the sick bastards that torture small animals. He loves to go for the weakest of prey, while they're in their weakest of mindsets. Sadistic in nature and you can tell that the other comics don't like him. They are just using his platform. Tony "no friends" Hinchcliffe... Like Big Jay says during Patrick's question time bit, "The bullied, became the bully" and you know who he was REEALLY talking about there... He never looks at Tony and always shakes his head at Tony's sadistic, sociopathic tear downs. Picture Tony one on one in the streets talking to people like this, without his security haha no chnace! Liteallly just a keyboard gangster in the fleash! A snake of a human! Imahine going through life chasing money over being a nice person. A casring person. He ain't in any comedy groups like all the others. It's Tony and Redban. And now Tony can have his regulars be paid to hang around with him haha. EDIT: Just for comparison.... Imagine another comic with a true heart taking over this show from Tony. Imagine Theo Von for instance. Just picture Theo staying poker faced at guests who are on the verge of tears and then tearing them down even further. Making them feel as embaaassed as possible and dismissing them like rats on the street. Theo could never even ACT like that for a show! Does that not just show how sick a personality Tony has??! A fuckin' snake! And Redban will be outed one day... Watch this space! (Or watch his "Secret Show" comedy club)

[@hannahanthony3639]

Big Jay is so motivational! He's like a Tony Baskin Robbins!

[@landon7swag]

“Tony, this guy looks like if someone put you in the microwave...” HAHAHA😂

[@capone609]

It’s nice to hear Jamie Vernon was working there back then …also not 15 minutes of ad reads …checking in 5 years later.

[@jb7720]

I always wondered where he came from, I've heard someone say redban brought him in but nothing about his history except he's from Ohio lol

[@comeawaywithme]

Finally made it to the 2017 eps. Now I'm only 5 years behind!

[@Antbaca9]

What’s the original name of that song that the guy starts playing around 37:00? The “my name is Patrick” song?? I can’t get it outta my head, but I wanna listen to the original

[@ThomasTk30]

1:22:03 Yet another piece of confetti falls from the sky. 👏🤟🎷🥁 Great episode. Always

[@trashcan3000]

Going back to the older episodes reminds me that i miss the band but i definitely dont miss pat ragans laughter

[@justin395]

I dont like ANYTHING about pat……he was the absolute worst

[@KK-----]

@@justin395 agreed

[@louis-etiennebelangergagno5514]

It gives me comfort to know he's not gonna be there very soon

[@jb7720]

I tried watching a few but the second but they all talk over each other so much it's insanity to listen to I get if it takes the guests a bit to get into the flow but Pat has been there forever and it's almost like he needs to cut others off to stall the show

[@jesushendrix1774]

That’s my boy Patty Ragan!!!!!

[@nathanmendelsohnbjj7964]

The empromptu “I’m Patrick” Song was the best shit 🤣

[@Kvntakvlar]

That awkward moment when you're listening and you're from Visalia too...

[@Kvntakvlar]

(Just lie and name another city, dude)

[@BryBry666]

Can't Get Enough. Thank You so much

[@codys4220]

when benson does that line about only being on the podcast for drinks, just after 'my name is patrick', you can see it sink in for tony that dougs not joking. Pretty much the attitude Dougs taken when around superior comics. I think charlie sheen said "all parasites end up hating the host."

[@Magephil]

I don’t get you people. Doug had plenty of great lines.

[@Atomic_Johnny]

​@@Magephil"I'm glad you found something else to shoot." How the hell did that slip by everyone?

[@ShariffScriptor]

Dude just has a drinking problem, you tried to read so far into it you missed it. Everyone at that table just heard him admit what they have all probably tried to tell him but he said it as a joke. You saw dissapointed friends

[@Granero38]

I felt bad for the particating comics, Doug's face and behaviour are fucking terrifying

[@markmurray3048]

Redban should have his own table. No elbow room on that table.

[@jb7720]

or they could just not have three guests lol

[@oskorei123]

That's a murderer's row of guests...........and Redban

[@r.alexander9075]

And dom irrera, you left him out

[@skooliozstylez]

Afrodity calls out Doug benson, his lazy eye and how he’s not sexy. Hilarious ! No one ever calls out that lazy eye.

[@queazeproductions]

Was rooting for patrick so hard

[@vgclips3239]

virzi's getting funnier each week, taking that good advice and killing it!

[@buzzin-hornet]

Those triplet guys seem like aliens who have just landed on earth and are trying to fit in with us humans, but they can't quite grasp the range of emotions a human has and are just stuck on 'happy/excited mode' all the time. It's like they have the mind of a dog... I bet if you were to throw a ball during their set, they would instantly be distracted by it and chase it excitedly and then as soon as that ball was found, they instantly return back to stage and continue their set, but now one of them just has a tennis ball in his mouth.. . 🤣🤣🤣

[@jaygatsby4012]

Where are Jay's fingerless gloves.

[@marcoantonioleautaud5519]

Geezuz the boys are HAF in this one. I also just realized I've seen this episode like twice before and it's always brand new . We all need some visine

[@emmanuelfernandez9509]

This is like an all star episode for me. Doug is hilariously honest and Big Jay for me one of the quickest comics out there. And Dom just with a few words kills. Jeremiah is always the 6 the man of the year

[@hfhdhdfbwilliams2407]

Doug's right eye is so fucking stoned...just the right one tho

[@hannahanthony3639]

Doug Benson's comedy has been compared with Cosby. As far as we know Doug's comedy has only allegedly happened. I blame the drugs

[@nickschafer8016]

I'm surprised Dom wasn't mad that all those people were talking while he was trying to sleep

[@izanhoward7742]

you can see Big Jay Oakerson waterboarding his lil Transformer with a double Patron at 45:30.

[@StayGoldGun]

37:30 Rad song

[@Patrick11223]

This one goes out to that bitch that broke my heart." -Patrick

[@dylanvazquez9374]

Jay is hilarious every time

[@QuartzTide]

bro, Tom Cruise if he had every talent drained out of every orifice in his body loool

[@rwc117]

Doug Benson is proof positive that there is a ceiling on how much weed you can smoke before you become a charisma-free, self-involved, overrated hack.

[@codys4220]

Ryan C. thats not weeds fault, its lonely people watching his yt channel, not demanding any sort of quality. he gets obviously fake pity laughs from yes men and the "professionals" hes around. I dont know is hes a hack, or if hes atrophied from not having to be clever to live off of social media.

[@rwc117]

Comedy is a muscle. If you're not flexing it and making it stronger, it atrophies. I don't know what his deal is, but you may be right that he's not around honest criticism.

[@betterdrugsthanyours]

He's not qualified to be the "weed man" of comedy in any capacity. Didn't start toking until he was almost 30 and up until then he used to give his friend's shit for it.

[@codys4220]

Ryan C. you really gotta keep your statements more specific. youre talking about 1 guy, what about mitch hedberg? just cause hes a hack doesnt mean its weeds fault you fuck. edit, i forgot i commented on this already...did i mention its not weeds fault? lol

[@billknight2614]

You can tell that he's a douche because he doesn't laugh for anyone, doesn't even seem like he is having a good time.

[@leethomas9943]

Doug Benson shouldn't criticize anyone's comedy, ever...Or Redban.

[@cobyboeder9879]

Lee Thomas he's a dick for real

[@codys4220]

Coby Boeder id give that a pass if he was clever.

[@MANC2311]

The irony is that the weed angle that made him popular impedes his comedy,I think he's a funny guy but premises trail off into nothing.

[@spakjoeXD]

Doug just comes on insanely high and then proceeds to make jokes to himself. Dude just smokes too much and we can't accurately judge his comedy unless if hes actually sober. IMO at least and that brings us to the problem hes never sober.

[@jacobmartin861]

I'm guessing you've never had the balls to get on stage and do stand-up. Pretty sure I've never noticed your Netflix special.. yeah...

[@drummerkorey]

Did anyone ever record and produce Patrick? The hit single off of the album Patrick? Damn good song

[@abrahamcalebm]

Please put up smaller video clips of the best parts of each show... I watched this episode a while back and had the my name is Patrick song stuck in my head ever since and I could not find it anywhere

[@collinlucksinger6464]

i used to like doug until i started watching this from the start. "just here for the drinks" so much truth - he just wants to use the podcast for a step up. then afrodite burns him and you can see his desperation in trying to burn her back but she nailed him so fucking good lmao right in his drunk ass ego

[@jb7720]

them just dishing out questions to doms toque twin was gold

[@Helpmeunderstandnow]

Oh my god, a peanut in a ballon. Lmfao

[@steven3461]

Patrick's set was unnervingly entertaining. Really interesting stuff.

[@jordanrussell8857]

Best kill tony full pod I've seen to date

[@pur3xcheesey196]

I can’t help but wonder where the triplets are today!?

[@digger3578]

Asking dom if he remembers being at lab work is a legitimate question.

[@paulzablocki8478]

oh my god dom doest say shit till an hour 15 in, probly cuz he smoked some of that dank train that follows doug everywhere he goes, but when he speaks its only gold. I dont know what im talking about but it seems like these established older comics just go for quality. quantity kinda creates a lot of shit to sift through. not talkig shit to anyone though. I love this show and seeing a fresh face in the business every time

[@kanepoe.]

Why did Tony's ass get fractured when he said people would think he's older that dude.

[@lookatthisbizarre2940]

somebody knows the chords patrick played?

[@vladx2077]

Why did they stop unloading the shows?

[@rosstrue1]

lol Patrick is a star.

[@rosstrue1]

Fish

[@user-ui1cw4ew1t]

Doug makes this almost unwatchable. Good thing Jay is there

[@user-ui1cw4ew1t]

Meh

[@MANC2311]

Dom kind of checked out early on.

[@alecpowers8591]

Dom means dumb in holland

[@Alazeth]

@34:17 7 years later my name is patrick🎉❤😂

[@WhateverWasLeft]

Oh my god, this is such a magnificent train wreck, I love it!

[@nickademus489]

His name is Patrick, his name is Patrick! Also, thank god the show in 2024 has all the guests mics turned down, this episode is a PRIME example of when shit goes off the rails for Tony.

[@nickademus489]

"Back to the soundboard little boy". Tony is always putting baby in the corner.....lmfao.

[@nickademus489]

Also, was the audio like totally blown out, or is it just me?

[@cowboychamploo7777]

1:18:18 When Doug Benson goes full troll & grunts at Tony

[@arknark]

The base of the mic-stand looks like her foot @ 1:20:08

[@tommac8742]

Doug benson needs to leave his problems at the door. Get off your phone who ever is pestering you that much aint worth it

[@monstanick9722]

Everytime I hear Afro is on the show I’m like okay fast forward time lmao

[@alliedatheistalliance6776]

Come on, you made so many digs at Patrick and nobody made the Gerald Fitzpatrick joke?

[@pauljunior9474]

Just patiently waiting for William Montgomery's first minute

[@dornomac]

Gonna see Tony live in a coupla days;]

[@norespeckrecords3708]

Yo nobody laughed for that killer joke at 1:10:00 " Stockton Malone in the middle" Rotflmaooo that's too good for nobody tp laugh

[@makarion-cf5nv]

IS IT JUST ME, OR ARE ALL THESE 'COMEDIAN'S DEAD INSIDE'? ALL OF THEM!

[@brentonstaunton7827]

If I solve this riddle can I enter your forest

[@torn314]

Big jay and Doug Benson were so drunk at the end they were heckling the show with mic spam overmodulated so much you can't hear anything.

[@hannahanthony3639]

Lucas, Lucas, Lucas.....Emilio Estevez was the jock in the Breakfast Club, Suck It!

[@lookatthisbizarre2940]

patrick moment is the besst ever, jeremia is a true legend, wish that song would be real

[@ZChoate]

KILLING SCRIPT CHARACTER 29:00

[@mokodo_]

if you uploaded regularly, this show would be far more popular. you release the audio on podcast but the videos are released once every 3 months!?

[@BradyHold]

Next episode up in 2 months

[@eionmark7424]

Josh, Redban, when is the next ep being uploaded?

[@pauljunior9474]

"I didn't know we were going to explain it" dannnng burn Jay

[@philosumophy2915]

Life Changing moment for some. "Kill Tony" videos are uploaded on time regularly at Ustr*am. It's real. Stream U

[@philosumophy2915]

Follow @BreezeSanders on twitter it's a trip

[@derekh1278]

25th Century Life follow you? Nah.

[@Bigsosa214]

can anyone tell me the episode number where the comedians had the jokes about the racist life guards and comparing the kkk to the wu tang clan I can't find it

[@hibye736]

let dom irrera talk please

[@KJCthings]

Jay killed it in this

[@cmsmith1031]

Goddamn, Dom could definitely be Jays granddad, Makes me sad seeing how soft Dom has become. He used to be a savage. My dad and granddad have also gotten softer in old age so I think it just comes with aging, but I hope it doesn't happen to Jay.

[@cmsmith1031]

5,ooo LightYears Away Makes sense.

[@qsdr3ams613]

What do you mean by softer?

[@Torn9696]

Doug was not good on this panel. He is usually a lot better.

[@shellbacksclub]

Redban looked like death thinner.

[@namelesscryptojunkie4267]

My Name is Patrick!!!

[@moonmuscle3332]

Dough Benson is the personified living definition of the word ugly

[@KineticalKreations]

Move over "My name is jeff", make way for "My Name Is Patrick" .......................................... Thank You

[@dippyeggz9311]

1:09:40 VIRSI TRIPLETS: "You know, growing up, our Dad hit us a lot as kids" --- you guys should play the triplets here, like getting confused over which of you got hit~self-referencing/become disoriented over 'who's who' due to the brain trauma of the beatings.

[@corporalchaos666]

doug Benson must be on a shit-ton of drugs&not just weed&a few drinks, his eyes have literally been blinking at different times (best example 55:02) and the childish comments ruining the show are making Red ban look suave&presidential🤷🏼‍♂️

[@zacharycrosswait1704]

Jesus the new band is so much better

[@santosdean5875]

aphrodite was on point about doug hes a weird mf 🤣🤣🤣

[@makarion-cf5nv]

DOUG BENSON RUINED IT!

[@northtacomaninja]

why are the KZbin uploads so far behind?? what the fuck tony!!!!

[@d1cegam1ngandsports38]

Bring back Pat and Jeremiah!

[@FretMillen10]

i think its hilarious majority of these comments are about how crappy doug is LMAO, &ide totally get all up in Afrodite

[@russandolinajr4780]

Ali is kind of cute in her own way. She gets hotter ever time I see her for some reason.

[@elchiponr1]

well, that turned dark after the hour mark. dudes get some common sense in with the stupid jokes

[@blackdysfunction8260]

Good Ole rurld famous comedy store.

[@MMAKOTV]

Benson was actually funny a few times in this

[@hgy6677]

Started comedy in Seattle.

[@dhritimansen3111]

BARBARIC

[@chanceconway5082]

I thought Doug was pretty good....

[@dustweb6833]

Not as bad as everyone is saying

[@torn314]

Aphrodite looks better without the aphro. Like way better.

[@whoswho826]

if a creep was a person