Pokémon Crystal badly translated with Bing

[@lennylikesmusic]

Such a underappreciated channel.

[@Killysunt]

Such an appreciated comment

[@goofiestgoobleton]

True, very true

[@rblx_cite5645]

@@Killysunt more epic then ever

[@td_is_infinite667]

@@Killysunt such an appreciated reply

[@mantasulcinas6634]

Lol 420 likes Lol

[@DessertArbiter]

vitals umbilical cord bruh what, stop fighting unborn babies smh

[@70sman]

When your boss catches you playing on your Gameboy at work 11:41

[@mantasulcinas6634]

Lol yeah

[@theicycharmander3324]

4:59 Can't have a badly translated game without a swear word.

[@Killysunt]

Unspoken law of translations

[@Saver310]

Good ol' fucking fuck.

[@KentuckyFriedAngels]

"I'm immediately unpopular"

[@Killysunt]

:'(

[@shroomish778]

wowdrug

[@agente7202]

@@shroomish778 lol

[@panykfelidae9018]

The "deserializing object of type string" wasn't Engrish, that was an error message from the translator that got stuck in as valid output. That's the message you get when bing's translator service gets messed up by trying to send bad output. That's amazing.

[@TheDankBoi69]

In Google translate, when you translate a text too much, sometimes shows up a text about "AI" and "BT" idk

[@mizukittyakinyama]

@@TheDankBoi69 really? huh, that's crazy

[@Shydood]

when you clip your nails and accidentally rip off a bit of skin: 5:18

[@rosecoloredhusky5118]

11:26 is quite mature for a pokemon game

[@lovepika911]

Drowzee: Nicknamed Mista Also Drowzee: Female

[@Frappuccinoo]

it was Mista from the Silver Chariot Requiem body swap

[@Shadeblaster177]

Yeah but where is six pistols?

[@aliendog7627]

trans drowsee

[@LT-sy3on]

Also also Drowzee: is at a level divisible by 4

[@undefined6512]

Why are you gae?

[@ryanpoulos8232]

I A M D U M B A S S P I M P

[@Itz_Zer0]

10:19

[@suffermore66]

“You shout like a tangerine”

[@TarigonTetradactyl]

pk walk is honestly a really good move in both pokemon and earthbound it causes you to walk

[@psionikal]

imagine wasting pp on walking oh god

[@TarigonTetradactyl]

PK Sonikal ツ actually because im a girl, i have no pp to walk

[@kornsuwin]

PK Sonikal ok

[@lugoorstar]

@@TarigonTetradactyl crippled biches don't even walk, like just movere crus already

[@ImFangzBro]

It's like Teleport, except you never teleport. You just move at high speed.

[@TheColorHopeIsBlue]

Honestly my brain read "failure salary decreased" as like, you have a failure salary at your job. You literally get paid when you screw up. But then said failure salary is decreased. Which sucks because how else are you going to afford that important beanbag??

[@pum6454]

This just gave me dain bramage

[@Killysunt]

I actually thought the game gave me dyslexia, I'm glad I can speak properly once more

[@pum6454]

@@Killysunt btw I actually live in FUCK, stop by for a visit sometime

[@jamesonshekmeister]

pum There is actually a town called Fucking in Austria.

[@fakefirstnamefakelastname8305]

Jimmy Joe Lol

[@wut939]

I live in probably.

[@koffinglolface1000]

4:13 in this game you can attack trainers too

[@vip3r-_-]

My favorite insults- “Mid evil Luigi” “Rip-off Flowey” “You Shout Like A Tangarine”

[@paxryderakakirbybisharp2310]

Onix's Japanese name is technically Iwark, or Iwakku in general... I do have a cat named Onix, named after that said Pokemon also...

[@Killysunt]

INTERESTING. The Blue translation had similar instances! I'm obviously not thinking about it when streaming/making these though lol

[@jeiku5041]

And Beedril is Spia, or Spear.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Umbreon's Japanese name is legitimately “Blacky” when romanised.

[@ryun.8072]

*iwaaku

[@thatcanadianmanectric8458]

Mom's cooking Glen Hamburger. Mom, what did you do to my brother?

[@offaldivision8735]

0:26 "Alright, Stan. Another day, another random body pain." - Grunkle Stan

[@trulyNormalAccount]

True.

[@LucyKosaki]

Beedrills japanese name is actually the english word Spear. Same with Umbreon called "Blacky" in japan. A bunch of translations here are just romanizations or literal translations. The japanese names are in many cases very simple, like gloom being kusaihana (stinky flower) or the 3 legendary birds just called the english words Fire, Thunder and Freezer.

[@gameandchat]

I like to think that every mumble jumble of symbols is the game censoring someone cursing. And sometimes the game forgets to censor curse words.

[@vertical_alignment]

7:50 I spy a C# error. nice.

[@bored_person]

Wasn't the game written in assembly?

[@lily__r]

@@bored_person the automated ROM translator probably wasn't made in assembly though

[@LT-sy3on]

4:37 “Master Wayne, please help. I’ve become a Pokémon route”

[@racheltheoctoling5708]

*picks up pokeball* I am immediately unpopular! *sigh*

[@wiliusundefined8666]

0:09 I didn't know that GIR, from "Invader Zim", counts as a gender.

[@TheTradingHelm]

I will never regret my donation thanks for the amazing content killy ily

[@agriden_arts]

Oh, I was expecting Vietnamese Crystal A welcome change of pace

[@Killysunt]

Probably wouldn't have been as stoked on this guys hacks if everyone already knew about them, hidden gems imo

[@Tomsonic41]

"You shout like tangerine"... do I really want to know where this is going?

[@r.j.j.o]

1:25 Mista, lvl 12 12÷3=4 Is this a JoJo reference?

[@Killysunt]

I'll allow it

[@r.j.j.o]

Thank you, good sir.

[@BAMGM]

Obligatory *MEEEEESTAAAAAAAAA*

[@nolongerusing7430]

@@BAMGM and theres me spamming 4s in a mista related comment so *44444444444444444444444444444444*

[@jessicavandam7132]

sent help

[@jolynekujobackfromprison744]

10:19 Honestly the best insult next to calling someone a Minecraft texture pack.

[@cosmonaught3156]

Youre forgetting about "you shout like a tangerine"

[@hotaruishere2133]

1:45 I get that he was joking, but I felt like shining some light on that translation!! C: In Japanese, Umbreon's name is legitimately, and pathetically, "Blacky". Yup. Blacky. That's an official pokemon name. So "Black" isn't far off at all xD

[@KopperNeoman]

Sounds cooler in Japanese I bet. Like how Mekankosappo sounds cooler in English.

[@joshpauley289]

Please keep doing these they are amazing!!

[@danielrodggaming4890]

11:15 best move in SSBU

[@Agent_Pasta]

5:05 that’s the danish word for cheese (OST)

[@lilshadow7459]

Enjoy your ost

[@Agent_Pasta]

Lil Shadow XD

[@Chrielis]

& swedish

[@astr0nomerjay]

1:13 Iwork is actually the Japanese name for Onix

[@thunderbolt_blitz]

8:08 so The Persona 3 Protagonist Called and Said he's Depressed

[@Kursed_Kreature]

I love this man’s laugh, very contagious imo, fantastic videos though, you crack me up with all the context you try to create around these translations, i love it!

[@AuraelStar]

I just discover this channel, and after watching a couple videos, I feel like I never want to leave

[@pokeguydj6923]

Zzazz you the man! Good video sunt! So many potential screenshots I can use for future laughs

[@hanspetrich6520]

All those memories of the streams have cumulated in this most ambitious crossover of Pokémon and Bing What a great time to be alive

[@Killysunt]

Hans was there

[@creature_of_fur]

Finally someone did a video on one of his ROM hacks, that's awesome editting work. And you also somehow managed to write a script for this video, science still can't understand how that happened

[@Killysunt]

I was mindblown that there weren't many playthroughs of them considering they've been around for so long, quality stuff

[@RobGrix]

I'm so glad I found this channel. Keep up the good shit (Y) ... now I wonder how Pokemon Vietamese Crystal going through Google Translate and then through Bing would be like.

[@rain8412]

“understand canvas” yeah, that’s what my teachers are trying to do.

[@anthonytheriault7401]

2:03 You're pokemon's name is a jojo reference now

[@MudhutStudiosOfficial]

1:22 I found one here too

[@dubaru0]

Where's the representation for us Yahoo boys?

[@tacos5682]

YAHOO TRUNSLTE

[@WitchAngelNekora]

I need to find this to do a freakin' playthrough! XD it's so poorly translated, it's gonna give my viewers a laugh~

[@Death-gj2dn]

5:38 i was drinking milk and 9i laughed and some of it went upo my nose i thi fuckign decimate dme

[@Darkwind.]

1:23 I JUST GOT DONE WATCHING THE EMERALD BADLY TRANSLATED VIDEO AND THERE’S ALREADY MORE JOJO

[@Teirusu155]

Actually I think Coil and Black (Japanese name for Umbreon is legitimately "Blacky") are correct translations.

[@ManOfUnknownWorth]

The Japanese names for a lot of early generation pokemon are pretty Engrishy. Someone already mentioned that Beedrill is "Spear," but there many others that are arguably worse. The Legendary Birds being "Freezer," "Thunder," and "Fire" is quite laughable. Drowzee and Hypno are "Sleep" and "Sleeper" respectively. The worst ones are Gastly and Haunter, who are "Ghos" and "Ghost" respectively.

[@Com2486]

7:48 Me when bing can't literally do the only thing it was meant to do

[@aprilisme7772]

Jessie and james: *blah blah* - Meowt: 1:59

[@beckybecky125]

3:18 Kick, Waz? (kiss) *_M E O W . J a m ._* (laughing) *_Shit._*

[@HibikiOtonokoji]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while, I love your channel

[@cubot1352]

best type is shit 3:22

[@xkray556]

0:38 GLEN HAMBURGER 😂

[@StarTropicsKing]

“Mista! There’s no mrs in sight!” Mista: *is female*

[@TheSixteen60]

2:57 what ungodly actions are you planning jigglypuff

[@5Porygon]

Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :)

[@Killysunt]

Appreciate it very much, always making stuff even if i'm a bit slow

[@MannySMG]

This is fooking legendary

[@dragondiana8]

Like the item "spedr"? "The quickness to fuck it"? xDD

[@whahayheuhejnfjwnwinjinjis5073]

5:02 I LITERALLY DIED LAUGHTDKMDNDJD that made me wheeze so hard

[@zwizii688]

"Badly" is a relative term

[@giovannimazzurco4880]

10:09 I love this one XD

[@Baumstyler]

Came here from the Failboat Video, this stuff is waay too good for under 100k subs (O_o) Subbed.

[@Killysunt]

Appreciate it, was a lot of fun hanging with him :D

[@thedeeprot]

:D

[@zodiac7107]

DEEPROT (| :

[@Heccct]

Deepthroat.

[@Raphipod]

Oh, you don’t know how much I love your editing skills...

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Thanks for introducing me to TheZZAZZGlitch. It’s a very good channel.

[@duplicake]

Fun fact: ost means cheese in norwegian so whenever i see OST (original sound track) i read cheese

[@iantaakalla8180]

1:24 I guess Drowzee is a Jojo reference

[@sgs_]

"this kept up the games is by interpretation, what can I do?" that was my translation from english and latin and then to english

[@giovannimazzurco4880]

6:35 Electrode for president

[@CYXXYC]

7:49 Very interesting, was that Bing, Game, or the rom hacking tool error? Maybe bing gave an error message instead of JSON serialized data, but rom tool tried to deserialize it anyway?

[@purplesam2609]

That Kodak camera brought back so many memories at once

[@aceofspades8792]

Are you still watching netflix? Someones daughter: 2:23

[@77_dolphins33]

I can confirm that the streams are very fun to support.

[@Killysunt]

I can confirm that 77 dolphins is fun

[@tylern6420]

Have you ever eaten a Pokémon before? 1. Yes 2. YES 3. YeS 4. MaYbE

[@michael-anthonypereira4470]

1:24 is that a fricking jojo reference?

[@monkeysstalkingbananas7842]

8:38 what's the background music?

[@Killysunt]

Sega Genesis remix of Rude Buster made by Lil Boulder

[@monkeysstalkingbananas7842]

@@Killysunt Thank youuuu

[@clairekoutras7335]

Im trying not to wake evervyone in my house up but I can't laugh quietly to this

[@peashooter268]

12:16 i heard the secret message "pog"

[@bobogus7559]

"There was a problem deserializing the object of type string" sounds like something programming related. I learned a bit of C++, including that strings were a type of variable that held text, and there is a concept called object-oriented programming.

[@frequentlyfreddie]

This absolutely killed me lmao, it's just so perfect and I love it.

[@fluvee]

It hasn't even been up for 5 minutes but aight

[@frequentlyfreddie]

@@fluvee speedwatching

[@frequentlyfreddie]

@@fluvee at the time you posted that comment it had been up for about 9 minutes so ye

[@fluvee]

@@frequentlyfreddie At the time I posted my comment it was 2 minutes but sure ok buddy Wait nvm misunderstood what you said, engrish no good

[@unyuokuu5800]

I would love a pokemon called "groin"

[@kyro4101]

2:55 Jigglypuff is a satanist now.

[@ineedtostopchangingthisacc6997]

See drowsy as mista (Torture dance intensified)

[@KINGDJACOBI]

Everyone loves Groin right? 2:13

[@markiplieristhebestpizzato2743]

7:20 i laughed thru alllll of it

[@violetto3219]

mista is here but he doesn't even have his gun

[@peashooter268]

10:21 I'm dumbass from watching pimpnite

[@peashooter268]

10:20

[@sivanhedoesstuff]

1:23 _is he afraid of the number 4_

[@Zatracore]

1:25 [Insert JJBA reference]

[@LazerAnimations]

2:56 killed me

[@youareoneant]

*BRAND NEW ACHE?!* *I would love some hanburger* *mother tell me what you did to sibling child*

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Imagine if there was actually a Pokémon move that did something after 23 turns.

[@mizukittyakinyama]

2:56 this gets better with the knowledge that there's a professional smash player who mains jigglypuff named sin (tbf it does come from his surname sinclair but still funny)

[@cerm_cerm-2]

11:31 wow Pokémon never knew y’all where pervs lol

[@mollygrader4918]

WHAT UNGODLY THINGS ARE YOU PLANING JIGGLY PUFF? This got me and the homies going!

[@LightStalker]

That other comment brings up a good point. Who’d you piss off? You’re pretty dang funny, and you deserve more subs than you have.

[@Zarwardo99]

"I am Dumbass pimp" xD oh that killed me 😂😂😂

[@Vrisket]

Killy im on a vacation right now, DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO TELL YOU TO GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN RIGHT NOW???? also make more jojo references

[@NGB1122]

Honestly, some of the best parts of these videos are your unscripted reactions!

[@Killysunt]

I have enjoyed mixing stream reactions with post commentary recently, it's fun

[@MetalizedSoul]

this channel needs more subs these corruptions are golden

[@Killysunt]

Appreciate it

[@mustythemilkman420]

"you shout like a tangerine" yep, that's going in my next argument