Pokémon Emerald badly translated using random internet posts

[@NathanTheMan]

Eggman’s announcement should tell you that it truly is “badly translated.”

[@Killysunt]

or perhaps brilliantly

[@CyberdustStudios]

@@Killysunt Have you've seen Sonic Adventure 2 dubbed? That was where the line at 7:45 was from.

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

@@CyberdustStudios and the distracted asshole's quote is the dark story eggman announcement

[@sleepy-emerald]

Have you seen Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal? If you like this٫ you may like that one.

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

This what you want op 7:42 9:01

[@crushbeast29]

I was crying for 24 minutes. Thank you.

[@Killysunt]

glad it didn't feel dragged lol

[@itsamusicthing]

Yo I feel the same, I feel like I'm gonna literally die from laugher because I can't breathe half the time

[@NedHFlanders]

Man you must be extremely sad luckily I have a solution for you we have a large hot and ready pizza at papa John's for only 13:99$

[@hazlpaws]

Yeah, more like 24 minutes 38 seconds.

[@ZenithRhythmOfficial]

In a good way or a bad way

[@generalrubbish9513]

19:04 "set off a grenade in your house!" Like that guy from 4chan that found a WWII frag grenade in the woods somewhere and then asked 4chan what to do with it? And of course they tell him to pull the pin and flush it down the toilet, and the absolute madlad actually does that? Needless to say, he died. No joke, he was never heard from again and not long after, someone shared an article on 4chan about a guy from the country OP was from (I don't remember what it was anymore) dying when a WWII frag grenade exploded in his bathroom and blew a fucking hole in the outside wall of the apartment complex. I bet that man went straight to 4chan heaven. What an absolute god. Martyred himself for the undying ideal of the lulz.

[@ItsRubyGD]

4chan heaven sounds like a nicer name for hell

[@lily__r]

@@ItsRubyGD hello on earth

[@jagp135]

@@lily__r hello

[@shadowlord0162]

he just said that as i scrolled down xD you made it 10x funnier

[@SlyHikari03]

4chan is Internet hell. PornHub is Internet heaven.

[@MDTravisYT]

7:43 Looks like eggman's announcement got into pokemon somehow

[@NathanTheMan]

It also appears at 9:03 and 9:16

[@applechoco483]

You can even see the first hints of it a few seconds before at 7:41. "ampillows. Look a? it look" Kecleon's not gonna be too happy once he sees a hedgehog Pokemon...

[@theforbiddensauce]

MCTravisYT I nearly fucking cried

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2006]

1:13 STAND: *[BLACK DOG]* STAND USER: Bromas

[@cir3875]

"Vivimos en una sociedad" - el bromas

[@gaminghuskyforlife]

And kira was kinkshamed

[@Salted_Rice223]

Ability: locs every weeb degenerate in mo(rioh cho) RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@emma2205]

@@gaminghuskyforlife makes sense, being attracted to hands would be a weird kink to others.

[@BigMan-qr1mc]

23:15 "Josuke dies"

[@MelonSeedOfficial]

We not gonna talk about how sandshrew went from knowledge to mechanics? Like he got an education

[@jordananderson8299]

I bet Sandslash is called education

[@Goodblue77]

24:13 Hey that's me! :D Also that's a really old description of my YT channel probably like 7-8 years old. I changed it to something more fitting. :P

[@Killysunt]

IT'S HIM

[@Falcon-nz2ug]

THE LEGEND IS HERE

[@SlyHikari03]

The legend come to life!

[@x8BitRain]

this was a really well written fan fiction, thanks killian

[@Killysunt]

fiction?

[@theforbiddensauce]

BitRain what do you mean this is the real story

[@mizukittyakinyama]

wdym fanfiction? it's real life obviously

[@DelayRGC]

3:23 and I already had to wipe my tears three times. This is... Look, there's no way "good" or even "fantastic" can even get CLOSE to how amazingly hilarious this truly is! There are no words!

[@DelayRGC]

I'm done. With both the video and my life. I've now seen everything.

[@Patolagos]

7:45 Eggman seems to have gotten the wrong number

[@brodylemmons9661]

IM AIMING HIGHER

[@utisti4976]

I have been watching this in the middle of the night laughing my head off as quietly as I can without waking everyone up for the past 24 minutes. This was seriously hilarious.

[@rosecoloredhusky5118]

ΛutistiЄ me too!

[@smergthedargon8974]

7:43 9:15 The translator put the Eggman rant in a second time! Amazing!

[@--46200]

Don't forget 9:02

[@gayahhbihh]

"I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT *Same w ducks. And ducks love peanuts"*

[@dragonblade-go6pe]

@@gayahhbihh corn too b they become your insta best

[@gack1015]

5:33 gay baby jail

[@polygonplus9999]

Shoutouts To Simpleflips

[@cir3875]

@@polygonplus9999 jobel

[@the-letter_s]

NOO0O NOT GAY BABBY JAIL

[@SilverBullet27188]

% likelihood that the post resulted from InfernoPlus' Mario Royale?

[@the-letter_s]

@@SilverBullet27188 i think it's from SM64 speedrunning actually

[@dagbroad]

9:04 oh how the tables have turned

[@woodman811]

I wish Eggman’s announcement was put over one of the cutscenes towards the end of the game Edit: you’re lucky he didn’t die

[@thedeeprot]

Big vibes!

[@zombibit4485]

Big taste!

[@SoulTheSoul]

Big comment!

[@ThereforeTower]

@@SoulTheSoul [[BIG SHOT]]

[@maybechair2774]

Deeprot here?

[@Joey099]

Finally the god killy has blessed us with another video where he puts his children aside with his magnificent accent and voice And find kira and kink shame him

[@dibkle]

10:21 the fact that one of the items is just "patriarchy" killed me.

[@Modalcap]

7:51 THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LAZER PISS

[@AntiAntYT]

0:23 ah cmon you didn't have to do me like that (my name is Matt)

[@Killysunt]

sorry but there's another dig at you later on in the video too

[@UnknownCleric2420]

As is mine...

[@Killysunt]

fucking matt

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

Also my Hamster's name is Matt

[@LazerAnimations]

7:43 egg man is calling to say he pissed on the moon 9:15 more eggman pissing on the moon

[@The1984TruthSeeker]

9:22 Absol likes dead memes

[@Snakeeatinfasnakee]

Avoid melons- YOU NEED TO LEAVE-

[@mitchellbarton7915]

"I am used boyfriend" That's the most relatable line in the whole thing.

[@Killysunt]

hits deep

[@mitchellbarton7915]

@@Killysunt I know, right? I felt that, you felt that, my mum felt that, my ex felt that. We ALL felt that

[@thisisaguy6613]

@@mitchellbarton7915 I'm haven't had a gf and I felt that.

[@khrystanstrettalsson1450]

Love the 8-bit “Walk like an Egyptian” by the Bangles

[@AdamZugone]

14:08 is the BEST FUCKING PART of this whole video if it wasn't 1am I would be laughing my ass off

[@ACE44-404]

Aron nooooo

[@MrRasta3600]

God damn, everything is hilarious. Your comedy, the editing, real top quality stuff there mate.

[@thorstenbohms4206]

/pol/'s influence truly shows "The Jew menace" A house labeled with "Has Jewish ancestry" "DAS JUDEN" (even better due to Anglos managing to mess up German grammar in only two words) and last, but definitely not least, "I am known as the Holocaust." Thanks for making this video. Laughed my ass off all the way through.

[@DestinyYlisse]

Is that grunt a descedant of H*tler?!

[@mewthelolfreak]

17:27 WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

[@TheDemonOfSemen]

15:14 When you learn how to draw

[@unwe7456]

Gosh, this is legendary

[@connorb.7882]

honestly I lost it when the eggman announcement went thru. I have also learned that I can't try to take a drink while watching these videos

[@crackwizard666]

1:19 (Death Note Deleted Scenes, 2006 colorized)

[@dragoe6481]

I'm severely confused about the method via witch the text for this hack was generated.

[@Killysunt]

Phil coded some nonsense for 6 hours, it grabs sentences from random 4chan/Wikipedia/Reddit etc etc pages. It's absolute nonsense, basically.

[@Taktaagic]

This is the best video on KZbin now

[@Killysunt]

o

[@sirennason9644]

0:17 I have that keyboard, the keys are really loud and stiff, very fun and colorful. I don't use it anymore, I had it since I was 4 when my Grandpa built my computer. It's a good keyboard for kids.

[@fureversalty]

15:12 in a pokemon game..

[@Killysunt]

truly an immense power

[@fureversalty]

@@Killysunt jeez that was fast

[@TheAbsol7448]

The best power.

[@JacobTheCroc]

"I am permavirgins senate of the items people" Good for you bro.

[@saxgarcon6867]

This is great Edit: I don’t remember writing this

[@unknowngod8221]

FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!

[@snolica8086]

Im surprised that not many people noticed that this isn't just normal artwork 16:18 I'm actually more disappointed of myself for already knowing that picture

[@Wise_Person]

i get the feeling plenty noticed it but didn't want to ask about it

[@EggSheeran88]

It was kinda obvious, even if you didn't know lmao. That expressions and body shapes are too sus

[@Poly_0000]

13:51 Holy shit, siiva nelward gang

[@Killysunt]

both banger channels

[@Poly_0000]

@@Killysunt And incredible when combined.

[@Bug_Bait]

That viewer who made the Goldeen account to donate is a comedic genius.

[@mizukittyakinyama]

for real, it's so funny thank you goldeen

[@timmyreobed5043]

15:14 Oh, so _that's_ why Sweet Scent causes Pokemon to encounter you more frequently.

[@thatskeletordude5271]

Whismur caused the Snap. Thanos was just a distraction.

[@Killysunt]

When will the world open their eyes

[@DerpyTheShreddingProto]

I was right to be afraid that this would slowly turn into a fan-fiction. Thanks, Phil.

[@YokoX23]

You sounded less excited with every website you listed at the beginning... Omg I'm barely past the "roundabout" Pokemon theme and the second jojo reference and I'm already dying.. I'll just comment at the end of this masterpiece

[@C_Corpze]

I wish this was an actual translation for games, best translation ever. 10/10 Died laughing, keep making this, lmao.

[@xDecibelx]

And he never did

[@reeseronithemacaroni8946]

Alright, it is settled. I am going to be known henceforth as “Little Holocaust”

[@death_star11]

18:37 fitting that Steven said that

[@andrew.48]

Grandma is by far one of the funniest 'translations' I saw

[@hk-pm6qu]

22:07 Yoda turns into a woman

[@LargSoder]

This deserves more likes

[@mizukittyakinyama]

this is absolutely gold and the fact that it doesn't even have 25 likes is criminal

[@captainretro373]

14:38 Law & order: Special victims unit

[@koffinglolface1000]

19:41 you doorstep, i gonna use that from now on

[@demistockpile4140]

9:51 Quarantine: *studies going asshole*

[@5Porygon]

Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :)

[@tammywilson6392]

6:48 "-of Roblox and Overwatch!" I love both of these games so I just liked immediately after seeing that...

[@Kinomi144]

18:03 thats sex in brazil...

[@pedrojose5313]

7:37 he is spanish lol

[@bulbusarues]

1:25 Is that a JoJolion reference?

[@wellplayod1957]

Best videos I've ever seen in my life Also 6:46 why on earth does an 8 bit rendition of walk like an Egyptian start playing? XD

[@PacificSouthwestAir]

20:44 And the threeth gen has flashlight lube

[@johntobin5855]

With a move like Thanos I guess your victory is inevitable

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

Nintendo : "we have a new game. and its called pok- " fans of punchout, F zero, starfox, earthbound, and/or wario land : 0:42

[@Sorro]

0:17 my man predicted spamton from deltarune

[@AndGoatz04]

1:31 I'm not gonna say it. All imma say, is Gen 5

[@talonkutch]

15:57 i am a part of those 145 Germans if anyone wanted to know!

[@Marudream407]

Cool

[@BrennoC_YT]

10:57 Killy Used Boyfriend: Its super annoying beep boping

[@businesscat25]

19:19 what schools think will happen if girls show 0.000000000001% of there shoulder

[@danek_hren]

19:18

[@ZionnetheMeme]

man i can't wait for pokemon platinum badly translated using amazon reviews

[@HeavenStarQuit]

16:50 They really do be calling me out there

[@SlyHikari03]

Same

[@Poly_0000]

Amazing shit as always. This was an absolute treat.

[@Shadeblaster177]

1:25 that is almost the plot of diamond is unbreakable

[@C_Corpze]

I want to play games and romhacks translated with this tool, I never laughed this hard before at bad translations, you truly made my day with this video.

[@UnusualPete]

22:18 Ah... Wallace also fought in the Coochie Wars with Roshi and Jesus xD

[@bananamations379]

0:40 Does anyone else here the To Be Continued tune here?

[@cubehead-exists]

7:44 I'm dead 4:19 I'm cremated 18:47 im reborn 1:39 *m'I"amin* honestly i didn't *th*

[@Enteringdullsville]

8:18 Did you know that “Numel” backwards is “Megan’s Meat”?

[@oconnorwilliam01]

10:09 is the best frame!

[@sleepy-emerald]

I just laughed for the entire video and now my sides hurt.

[@dii3218]

10:06 he is your shoes, again

[@mizukittyakinyama]

aw not again humanity!

[@Matt-qu3lt]

3:22 Cards Against Humanity be like

[@roxyhoyt3675]

(Starts hearing let's fighting love in the background) My brain:✨🎇🎆

[@lucascyr98]

To be honest, I was pleasantly surprised at the kind of language the game came up with. Knowing that it pulled from 4chan, this could've been much *much* worse

[@themostposhdog7405]

First youtuber to make me legitimately spit out my drink from laughter and panic cuz i got milk all over my computer.

[@atelierbless]

You sure it's milk?

[@themostposhdog7405]

@@atelierbless Don't tell anyone, That's between you and me

[@atelierbless]

Aight, fine. Heh.

[@tilly8517]

access to making honeybee suicide resulted glimpse translation: someone had accessed a honeybee, which killed itself, that resulted in a glimpse

[@Arch_X69]

a glimpse into/at what tho

[@elainarussell2879]

7:38 roughly translates to work of that white man

[@roof_of_the_fop]

THE LEGEND IS BACK

[@SatokoHoujouOriginalRoleplayer]

SOMEONE: creates this video ME: 9:15

[@Haze_studios]

0:57 prof. name of a tree

[@bojosev5845]

16:18 yeah I'm gonna need a link

[@Killysunt]

nintendo dot com

[@bojosev5845]

Thank you

[@bojosev5845]

@@Killysunt i found it, it was in fact nintendo period com

[@Killysunt]

@@bojosev5845 sorry for the confusion

[@master11manifestor]

its Groudon and Kyogre Rule 34

[@Ohyeahitsnotme]

This is just creating a whole entirely different version of jjba part 4, first josuke dies then kira gets kink shamed then a new character comes in called "bromas" with their stand "black dog" what next? please tell me killysunt I want to know

[@mizukittyakinyama]

bromas uses his stand black dog to loc every weeb degenerate in mo

[@dc6521]

12:29 he made the stock fart sound

[@combatking0]

14:28 - classy!

[@NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN]

10:29 introverts be like

[@Marudream407]

True

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

the cold war in a nutshell : Russia according to the US : 8:59 the us according to Russia : 8:37 both according to countries that didnt get involved : 8:57

[@WhiteSnap]

Love how rayquaza in the involved asshole, makes sense because he's involved in Groupon and Kyogre fighting

[@NyTwL]

i am quite dissapointed i didnt find you earlier you are super underrated

[@sniperman1194]

I need this for my emulator. I don't think I can put how much I need it into words.

[@NijahPlays]

1:22 Jojolion be like

[@inukoinu.k9]

7:47 sounds familiar?