King of the Hill Best of Dale Gribble part 3

[@MacClay8]

I respect Bill's ability to keep from spilling his beer during falcon attacks.

[@arsenelupin5424]

AJ Parker hey,he still got the second one and that is still impressive

[@justinlynch3]

Priorities, beer first, falcon second.

[@kashthecrafter]

"Alright time out sitting jackass" 😂

[@STRIKR-dq7rj]

Lixre I am the albino buffalo deal with it

[@andrewames247]

"You have an exploding mailbox?!" "That was YOUR mailbox, and yes, I do..." GENIUS!

[@olafbrunson3089]

"Damn it Dale, that already happened once, what are the odds of it happening again?" Holy shit

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

I always piss myself laughing when the falcon attacks Bill 😂

[@carultch]

Why does the falcon always attack Bill, but completely ignores Boomhauer?

[@abf2062]

I love to hear him scream!

[@arashrezaee1464]

Seriously! With his blood curling screeching I was on the floor laughing hysterically

[@vibes3360]

Ee. when he claps his hands at 0:22

[@blainevolesky9653]

"Bills a vole" Dale Gribble

[@Thoroughly_Wet]

"I didn't mean to shoot it!" "he won't catch a bullet."

[@Thoroughly_Wet]

Oh god didnt think I've seen this one

[@doublem5679]

"Okay timeout sitting jackass" has to be my favorite Hank Hill quote to date

[@kiarialuna912]

"It's happening. The harvest has begun"

[@zyzor]

"John Redcorn's gay and I've been friends with him for years."

[@TacoCat8891]

Zyzor Redcorn must've thought Nancy was a man

[@carultch]

Dale is in denial of the Nancy and John Redcorn affair.

[@abf2062]

Totally in denial!

[@belovedsonoftheking2449]

@@TacoCat8891 An easy mistake to make. She's got moobs, after all.

[@jonmacdonald5345]

Zyzor 8===o~😄~o===8 THAT'S AMAZING! 🌈

[@shadowgirlof11]

"Sitting Jackass". XD

[@PlutoCoffins]

Seymour Skinner it’s a play on words. Sitting bull, sitting jackass.

[@FlipGuitarist80]

Time out! Lol

[@marco_marks]

"He won't catch a bullet." Fucking died

[@MegaSwiming]

One of my favorite Dale lines

[@jlprizm]

Mad props to Hank for putting up with Dale on a daily basis. "No..that was him.." 😂

[@Starmadien2019]

They're best friends.

[@brandonmartinez9272]

lmfao I bet he won't catch a bullet 😂

[@brandonmartinez9272]

+915TANK just watch it again still funny as fuck 😃

[@marvinluster8757]

Brandon Martinez I just heard that line and went to the comment section and saw this lmao

[@diegocabral1610]

He won't catch a bullet

[@marlasinger1089]

"Bill's a vole."

[@TheStewieOne]

I like Dale. The one thing I've notice is that you can tell that he still loves his wife and I think in some kind of ways his wife still loves him.

[@Mars_over_seer]

TheStewieOne he loves Joseph and he might've knew about her cheating on him just to keep everyone happy because of what a divorce did to Bill.

[@SirBlackReeds]

+TheStewieOne Kind of. She still pines for John Redcorn deep down. Still, it would have greatly benefited her to tell Dale about her long-time affair. I mean, her hair was falling out from the stress of keeping it a secret for so long.

[@Vintagenegro]

TheStewieOne Dale is a moron

[@salandadadakkonyakpow2927]

Yup loving and cheating at the same time. True love at its finest.

[@thejesster382]

"Yup. Yup. Mmhmm. HOOYYYOOOOYYYYYY!" *Tribal Indian dance*

[@orangekid7870]

Dale believing he was native american reminds me of otherkins on tumblr.

[@belovedsonoftheking2449]

You think Hank & Co. should call him 'Seneca' the way that Trump calls Warren 'Pocahontas'?

[@blainevolesky9653]

That's why I hate the federal government and loved tobacco so much

[@mitchellthomas5921]

It reminds me of Elizabeth Warren

[@blaze5053]

Orange Kid 1:46 😂😂😂

[@Bandersnatch41]

I could see where Dale was coming from though

[@MorbidSlinky]

Dale should of been teaching Spanish at Bobby's school. The dude knows about 5 different diverse languages!

[@MisterBones2910]

Yeah, but then he'd be part of the system. You might be able to convince him to if you made him think he was going to take down the municipal government from the inside.

[@tannerwilson4843]

Mister Bones or maybe he could use it as s trial run to take down the federal government.

[@maddisonjohnson4308]

He'd probably only teach Russian.

[@eternallegacy89]

@@MisterBones2910 didn't he join the system when he got a job to fire people?

[@mflugo9082]

"a barrel roll wait... scratch that, a reverse barrel roll." xD

[@SubSimpich]

falcons hate smelly things, that's why it attacked bill thrice.

[@rstv9000]

Thrice* idiot. Don't correct things you don't know. It attacked him THREE times, hence thrice.

[@dc656]

+rstv9000 Yea, you did not have to be such a douche correcting dash.

[@hamsterlord8848]

+Rainbow Dash He was being ironic because you were correcting something to a mistake.

[@colinmulder6806]

+RainbowDashHD Are you by chance the REAL Rainbow Dash?

[@colinmulder6806]

RainbowDashHD Not only that, It's just that I've seen other members with your name as well but not certain if their the REAL deal. How can I be sure if their the REAL deal or not?

[@gersassloth1330]

I'm the albino buffalo...Deal with it!!!

[@eternallegacy89]

Wait a minute Sitting Jackass.

[@hankhill5622]

Shut the hell up.

[@sleepyspacecat7163]

"You are the god dang whitest person I have ever seen." 😂

[@garyevans4516]

Maria Soleil I am the albino buffalo. Deal with it

[@meeknuggets4860]

Just his face and freakout after being stuck with the needle is hilarious

[@Houndoomgirl77]

"let it out child" "I AM IM CRYIING"

[@tailuigi]

Gets me every time... "So Bill's the vole!"

[@tannerbroyles]

“He has completed my training course, as have I his.”

[@mookclark7132]

The third time the falcon came back i died laughing

[@thejollyjohnson9015]

Mook Clark aww hes knows his way home

[@Offshoreorganbuilder]

Where is the episode in which Dale defends himself in court, and (as his own lawyer, cross-examining himself) he demands of the judge, "Your honour, will you *please* instruct the witness (i.e. Dale) to *answer the question!*"? That, surely, was his high spot.

[@OBFDFireGroundFilms]

Against Marlboro Cigs?

[@MutteringCondolences]

+Offshoreorganbuilder 'Are you a homosexual?!?!' Takes seat. 'NOOOOOOOOOO!'

[@MisterBones2910]

Isn't it Manitoba Cigarettes in KotH? That's what it said on the packages floating in his basement when all of his kegs of Mountain Dew burst.

[@JobeMinacum]

I still can't believe puff-puff would be so ruthless.

[@MasterZebulin]

Sitting Jackass??

[@Melissa0774]

lol, he's an exterminator and he doesn't even know what a vole is.

[@OnsideHaddock72]

Cool

[@danielperez143]

Melissa0774 probably not common in Texas.

[@carultch]

He's not a very competent exterminator. Remember? Nancy pays most of the bills.

[@harveytiptontipton1839]

It's bill

[@vincentlamb3436]

That's because no one here calls em voles. They're called field mice here

[@nickthedrawer]

I'm in tears with the hawk was attacking Bill 😂😂😂

[@rgb7874]

he won't watch a bullet lol

[@OnsideHaddock72]

*catch

[@erniegarcia9044]

+Yes Im Going To Be That Guy are you really going to be that guy?

[@eternallegacy89]

What if he does..... o.O?

[@TheCynamaticals]

"I can see your dad's junk"

[@tonybalsamo8673]

“He won’t catch a bullet” is my favorite line ever

[@laurazwags]

One of my favorite scenes of him is when he was high on mushrooms in the forest and thought he had rabies

[@j-rockwells3807]

Nancy whats Redcorn doing in our shower

[@jaypritchett6846]

9:33 "And to think I once called you... Daddy..." "Son?" "DADDY!!!" "LET IT OUT CHILD!!!" "I AM!!! I'M CRYING!!!" That's the best!!! Ha ha ha ha ha XD

[@dalebills9470]

Dale's glasses always have that intense reflective flare even in low-light situations 😄

[@samuelG009]

I now notice it lol 😆

[@cyheemwilliams335]

Hank: Yep Bill:yep Boomhauer:Yep Dale: HAIIIIIIOOOOO LOL

[@valdeezycleaver]

This show was all a show could hope to be. I'm glad it's over, so it could never be ruined.

[@spencernightfall13]

The falcon just dived bomed bill and I died

[@jackhoff928]

Fidget about it season 4

[@flamecranium7787]

Rest in piece

[@blaze5053]

Dale's finger still holding the cigarette after it was cut off!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😆😆

[@BlueJDMMR2]

Reverse barrel rolls are much harder to do for propeller driven airplanes, because they're going against the centrifugal motion of the propeller blade, but for a falcon or a jet, it would be of no significant burden.

[@carultch]

What about the angular momentum of the jet aircraft turbofans? Would that not come in to play, hindering a jet aircraft from doing a reverse barrel roll? Or are the two jet engines built to rotate in opposite directions to null this effect?

[@celuler22]

@@carultch the original post is talking about inertia of the motor the angular momentum is such a small effect its nothing to worry bout with planes

[@gamertime4949]

Bill: *exists* Falcon: It’s free real estate

[@jonmacdonald5345]

Why Would I have a problem with it!!? John Redcorns Gay🌈And I've been friends with him for Years! lol

[@stellgolding9834]

Dale Gribble is a fucking beast

[@victorm152]

no....he's a motha'fuckin T-Rex

[@bizarrenrugged3370]

" they are going to fire 6 bull ETS into our heart each one of conjugal Bliss." everyone single file for dessert *gun cocked" single file. Dale is a lunatic lol

[@kevinjohnson7300]

Hilarious that Dales lit smoke was burning next to his finger

[@RichardNixion357]

"POCKET SAND!"

[@michaelwolf8469]

This show needs a comeback

[@bizarrenrugged3370]

"I can see your dad's junk" suspect much lol

[@MonsieurJimjams]

Sh-sh-shaaa!

[@williamcortelyou4524]

He won't catch a bullet. Dale is a wise man.

[@amberthesuperfox]

Why do i love dale he is the funniest of all of them

[@ageaustin426]

2:04 "okay time-out sitting jackass." lol reality check by Hank Hill

[@blasphemousyc5490]

That whole episode when hank cuts off Dale's finger was gold

[@itsraventm]

"time out sitting jackass" fucking HELL this show was gold

[@AngelicaSpyro]

That falcon attacking Bill was cool but Dale got it's diet wrong, falcons mostly eat other birds.

[@SubSimpich]

+AngelicaSpyro That is a fact.

[@xxDrain]

`Sure is a shame it's over.

[@kgnightcry8118]

At first I thought hank said thanks for helping me kill these emo 😂😂😂

[@belovedsonoftheking2449]

emu...

[@Ben_Dover753]

'Now everybody get into single file for desert *cocks gun* now'

[@jurisfootrag]

"That was just some typical post-op dementia brought on by the anesthesia. That was not the real Dale talking." "No, that was him..." lmao

[@PossumBuddy420]

2:03...Sick burn by Hank

[@Mister.Rawgers]

"Sha-sha-shaw!" Dale Gribble

[@tacodog767]

Bill's screaming kills me.

[@JoeyTCartoonP]

I came for "the best of Dale Gribble," and I got "the best of Rusty Shackleford" instead.

[@Dcc357]

Dale and Hank are one of my favorite characters of all time.

[@ryangainey94]

Bill: D'you think I could wear-- Dale: No. The falcon attacking Bill is hilarious but this also gets me, the rejection after two falcon attacks. The third falcon attack is icing on the cake at that point.

[@Notkalas]

"I'm doing this pro bono, which means I get the bones."

[@Phatman420]

Whenever the doc tells you to look in his eyes you just know the nurse is about to catch you slipping

[@mellowandjello]

Let it out, child!I AM, IM CRYING!!!!

[@42188productions]

Dale with the infinity gauntlet....

[@GhostLink92]

Was thinking the same thing.

[@jegzzyguitarin8880]

Dale is bat shit insane😂😂😂

[@Rleon760]

He won’t catch a bullet like over 10 years and still funny 😂😂

[@MariaMartinezshin]

Jesus the third falcon attack really surprised me. I knew it was going to happen but the bird just dived right for him

[@marcushood2824]

Dale Is Da Funniest One On Da Show For Real

[@derekbackofen6]

I love dale he’s the best

[@blaze5053]

You won't catch a bullet 😂😂😂😂😂

[@CertifiedFresh7]

It's funny how his son's actually native lol

[@schymark4216]

THIS IS THE BEST OF DALE

[@superioricebear2975]

Dale is funny as hell

[@OddSeuss]

After all these years I just now noticed Dale had a squirrel over his junk...

[@vianeyvasquez1713]

When the doctor says "Look at me!"....Dale was right about everything.

[@Mikito456]

"And to think I once called you... 'Daddy?" "Son?" "Daddy!?"

[@thestarlightforge6568]

“I am the albino buffalo. Deal with it.” XDD

[@galleryofrogues]

“He won’t catch a bullet..”

[@RealZaneKnapp]

"I'm The Albino Buffalo Deal With It."

[@Thanatos9029]

Scratch that! A REVERSE barrel roll.

[@tonybalsamo8673]

“Dang it, Dale! It’s after 10pm!”

[@pointybits6496]

"John redcorn is gay and I have been ok with it for years!" Damnit Dale...

[@tommybiggers5881]

lol, "you want catch a bullet" Dale Gribble

[@mackobalt2630]

let's all worship the Golden penguin

[@zufgh]

"Well, not to beat a dead horse-" Falcon attacks him for the third time.

[@OmegaChase1002]

Where'd you get that bird? Internet. what's the hood for? Internet.

[@alistorblueandangelgreendu2316]

Single fill 😠 🔫 pull out a shotgun I said single fill😂😂😂 now that,s funny

[@JM-bb8xi]

"Wont catch a bullet" Dale.

[@mrbigman006]

awww he found his way home

[@darkdjinniumbrage7798]

Dan Gribble has the Infinity Gauntlet

[@stevesampson6566]

OMG!!! I just realized... I AM DALE GRIBBLE 😮😬😆😆😆

[@Danlife112]

Bill screams were killing me