Americans React | FATHER TED | Speed 3 Season 3 Episode 3 | REACTION

[@rich_rich90]

"There's no demand for that because it's shite!" That line gets me every time!

[@TheMellowGrenade]

even the 500th time i've seen it lol.

[@DjBball88]

The ole UHT 😂

[@DjBball88]

The ole UHT 😂

[@abarratt8869]

"Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box" is one of the greatest ever bits of acting! Kills me every time!

[@johndyda5673]

Speed 1: Bomb on a bus. Speed 2: Bomb on a ship Speed 3: Bomb on a milk float.

[@PurushaDesa]

Speed 4 : Bombbombbombbombs.

[@polythenewrappedme6102]

This is my all-time favourite Father Ted episode. The bit at the end, when Dougal says "Those women were in the nip." Creases me up every time. Superb.

[@liamholton8937]

I love how this show is still popular to this day, and even people outside Ireland and UK are loving it! Proof that Father Ted is one of the all time perfect sitcoms ever made!

[@jabbawonger6572]

"Pat wants to put his big tool in my box" Best line ever!

[@mario6sic6]

Ride me sideways was another one!

[@stephenmurphy2212]

That line went over my head as a kid. It was only until I was 16 that some lad told me what it meant that I finally understood. 🤣

[@richardthingsilike9562]

she said "MASSIVE TOOL"🤣

[@RolandDeschain1]

"Apart from UHT milk. But there's no demand for it. Because it's shite..." Even 20+ years on this line makes me belly-laugh.

[@michaelshanahan4042]

That’s tell it as it is got to love that 😊

[@exempligratia101]

“Dougal! There’s a bomb in the milk float!” “A bomb? Right. Who’s that for?” 😅🤣 Jeez, this episode is bonkers! Season 3 certainly has an intriguing progression for the last series.

[@allanallen1835]

my fave episode, speed but with milk 😂

[@detonator82]

The Queen's face at Pat's line, "And now, to ride Mrs O'Reilly", was absolutely brilliant 😂

[@paulinegallagher7821]

the fact that she got it despite that its Irish slang was funny

[@pj5517]

Being an O'Reilly myself I was a bit offended 😂

[@dabe1971]

It was a huge trope for 1970's sitcoms in the UK that milkman were at it with housewives all the time once the husbands had left for work.

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

Hence the expression "you two must have had the same milkman", expressing that two people look alike

[@anitahargreaves9526]

And the bin men and window cleaners 😅

[@suzannerichardson5092]

Our neighbour in the 1970’s had an affair with the milkman and my 8 year old sister caught them at it. 😂

[@samuelgarrod8327]

And bus drivers.

[@samuelgarrod8327]

​@Airstrip One Ernie 😉

[@davidz3879]

This is much better than Speed 2.

[@noelienoelie8425]

This statement is not untrue.

[@eclectica1]

Speed 2 was a blinking travesty. I want to use a different word instead of blinking, no prizes for guessing which.

[@SmokedBrie]

Lmao, wicked :)

[@klaxoncow]

@@eclectica1 Fecking?

[@VampireSock]

And then they made a speed 3 😂

[@CharlesinTampa]

Whenever I'm doing a dull task at home or at work, I mutter to myself, "two pints... two pints... two pints of milk...".

[@kengorry6640]

Pat Laffan who played Pat Mustard, previously starred in an Irish movie called the Snapper (which is hilarious if you watch it) where he played a middle aged man who got a teenage girl pregnant.. Him being Pat mustard is an in joke..

[@dryfesands1367]

The bit with Ted and Dougal on surveillance . . . "Don't worry Ted on this level you could hear a pin . . ." TRUCK . . Remains my favourite joke in the entire series.

[@dabe1971]

I couldn't breathe when I watched this broadcast. Ardal is excellent !

[@GBURGE55]

That always floors me. The timing is perfect

[@HomeworkRadio]

I'll always laugh at how he moves the boxes only to then drive through them

[@clothilde1623]

I was surprised that the KZbinrs didn’t react to that at all 🤷‍♀️

[@Retrospective.]

As someone who suffers awful depression, i want to thank you both, watching you react to these shows is a real tonic, and usually lifts me out of a bad slump. Season 3 was the last, Dermot Morgan who plays FT, dropped down dead of a massive heart attack on the first day of filming for season 4.

[@bestirishfirefighter]

Not quite. He died the day after finishing the third and final season. It was always intended to end after 3 seasons as the writers felt they had run out of ideas.

[@Retrospective.]

@@bestirishfirefighter i knew it was something like that, thanks for clearing it up for me :)

[@bestirishfirefighter]

@@Retrospective. No hassle lad! If you can get your hands on a copy, buy the script book. All the little nuggets of info.

[@rkc906]

Hang in there man. I suffer from the bleaks aswell. It passes as ya know. Father Ted n king n Queen Boomer are a good tonic.

[@iaincowell9747]

There was never going to be a season 4

[@garycoroner6040]

Hilarious queen Boomer, what a way to respond to those fools who said you should be wearing more. Make a fool out them. Btw, it’s your body and I know you know you should wear what you want, and never have to justify it. For me you have never appeared tastelessly or inappropriately. Much respect to you King for defending your lady’s honor last week. Love ❤️ you guys

[@stewartmackay]

The wonderful and late Patrick Laffan, who played "Pat Mustard" - one of the best characters in Father Ted. Brilliant stuff.

[@paulinegallagher7821]

Father Ted has iconic names for characters, like Pat Mustard, Fargo Boyle, Hud Hastings, Father Bigley (who is always mentioned, but never seen) all these ridiculous but memorable names

[@stewartmackay]

@@paulinegallagher7821 I'd love to be called Pat Mustard. What a name!

[@stephenmurphy2212]

He also played Georgie Burges in that film The Snapper.

[@barrykavanagh_]

Fr. Todd Unctious

[@fizzlers444]

Georgie 'bleedin' Burgess

[@coling3957]

Father Ted has to be best thing Channel Four ever made .... and Speed is one of best episodes, its utterly bonkers. milk man on a revenge mission!!!

[@martinmillar5629]

A friend of mine wrote to the TV company to ask for tickets to attend the recording of a Father Ted episode after I'd bigged it up; they sent him 6 tickets, so me and my ex-girlfriend along with a few others went along to the studio in London - we had no idea which episode we were going to see - and it turned out to be this one! So when you hear the audience laughing, I'm one of them!

[@ethanholgate2512]

Oh that's class man

[@alistairgeorge5082]

You lucky bastard!

[@michaelgibson4863]

One of the greatest episodes in comedy history (in my admittedly biased, Irish opinion), and you watched it being filmed!

[@martinmillar5629]

@@michaelgibson4863 I certainly did, jealous?!?🤔

[@darraghgregory1269]

Wow I'm jelious

[@mentaldavethefirst]

"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

[@pj5517]

One of Homer:s finest lines

[@eviltwin2322]

When Ted calls the other priests for help, the one who holds the mass is actually one of the show's writers, Arthur Matthews.

[@terencejay8845]

Often missed.

[@clothilde1623]

Oooh is _that_ Arthur Matthews? I’m familiar with all of Graham Linehan’s cameos but wasn’t aware of that one - thanks! 🙂

[@eviltwin2322]

@@clothilde1623 He always reminds me of Anthony Cotton! 😂

[@clothilde1623]

@@eviltwin2322 Lol, I see it! 😂

[@joshcoll2518]

I'm from the UK I'm a veteran with bad PTSD among other physical injuries I just wanted to say thank you! your my favorite channel on KZbin by far and your reactions and relationship together helps me get through the dark days , ignore these weird people picking at stupid things and congratulations just saw your announcement you two deserve these good times

[@KingBoomer]

Thanks Josh. And even though you serve for another country I want to thank you for your service since our two nations are allies.

[@mrh678]

Well said man, agreed, they are an amazing couple. Remember there is always help out there through veterans charities, groups and unit Benevolent funds. Veterans gateway can help with trips away doing activities with like minded people who have experienced similar to yourself, as well as walking with the wounded, combat stress and RBL ect.

[@simonbird8093]

Thank you for your service. Am sorry that you are suffering. Can only reiterate that there is help out there through various charities and schemes. Really hope that you are able to find the help you need and feel a bit better.

[@colinpearce5856]

Gotta say irrespective of the reactions to videos it’s obvious you guys are having a blast ! It is infective to us muppets who have a smile throughout. 😂

[@ezza9578]

Sorry to here that bro, one of my best mates suffers from bad ptsd so I atleast have a little understanding what you going through, just try and remember there are still at least some people left in the world who actually care 🤘👍❤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@craigbush9449]

"I've forgot me fecking trousers!"

[@123YMR]

Mrs Doyle pouring milk out of the tea pot 😂😂

[@MrPhil1503]

I'm 41 and in the UK. I remember is having a milkman up until around 1994. I definitely remember hearing the electric milk float (mini truck) in the early hours of the morning as a kid.

[@clothilde1623]

I’m in the UK too (south-east Scotland) and we have one to this day! In fact I accidentally gave our milkman an absolute heart attack a couple of months ago - I was having a sneaky fag on my front step at 4-ish in the morning (it had been a late one lol) and he didn’t notice me till he was almost at the door, poor bloke absolutely shat himself. I’m not surprised; I wouldn’t want to suddenly encounter some random at that time of night/morning!

[@detonator82]

One of my favourite episodes of Father Ted, this one! 😂

[@AndyLeMaitre]

Did you know that the actor who plays Dougal, Ardal O'Hanlon, played a police detective in "Death in Paradise" and a superhero in the sitcom "My Hero"?

[@clothilde1623]

My eldest sister absolutely _idolised_ Father Dougal back in the ‘90s when Father Ted first aired. Around ‘98 or so she was in a pub in Edinburgh and who should wander in but Ardal O’Hanlon himself. She was so star-struck she blurted out “You’re my hero!” and he responded with his classic confused Dougal expression (intentionally, I might add) 😂 She said he was a really lovely guy and signed her toothbrush for her - what can I say, she was a student! A couple of years later he was starring in ‘My Hero’ on the BBC so we all like to think her initial reaction was prophetic 😄

[@cillian2971]

He also played a cat like species character in an episode of Doctor Who and appeared in season 2, episode 4 of Derry Girls.

[@derianjones1730]

When you said "I'd use a brick", I was waiting for the penny to drop lol.

[@Fireglo]

I mean it was pretty obvious the brick was going to be used for something considering they included a bizarre backstory for them having a brick laying around the house.

[@klaxoncow]

@@Fireglo Chekhov's gun, innit.

[@jackcarter5101]

For this episode, the writers challenged themselves to write a worse sequel than Speed 2. They also said that they were running out of ideas, which is why they decided to make this the final series. Dermot Morgan also decided this would be his last series because he had other future plans, but for his tragic death the day after filming the last episode.

[@mattiasbarnett3777]

Your two reaction to Mrs Doyle "massive tool in my box" was priceless 😂😂😂😂

[@anthonyholroyd5359]

This whole episode came about when the writers were having a conversation about how bad 'Speed 2: Cruise Control' was, especially as the original movie was pretty fun. They wondered out loud if Speed 2 could have been any worse and if there was a form of transport that was even less exciting and adrenaline-pumping than a cruise ship. This episode was the result. One of the best episodes of the show in my opinion 😅😅

[@matttaylor4815]

I love the chemistry you both have it's so obvious you both really love each other 👍

[@davidz3879]

It's bizarre that they were friends for a few years beforehand.

[@SpeccyHorace]

​@@davidz3879 Why is that bizarre?

[@davidz3879]

@@SpeccyHorace They seem very well-suited to each other, so how could it have taken a few years for one or both of them to realise that? It's the opposite of love at first sight - love at a thousandth sight!

[@MashLimit]

@@davidz3879 They've actually never met before in real life - one of them is in fact a hologram. I know... unbelievable isn't it?

[@davidz3879]

@@MashLimit Be serious. How can it take years to realise? I guess that he was attracted to her from day one, but she rejected him for a few years.

[@timothyp8947]

Perhaps my favourite Fr Ted episode - your reaction to 'put his big tool in my box' is just priceless 😂

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Where I work they currently have this motivational corporate video playing in the lobby and during one part they filmed a baby with this really high def camera to the extent where you can see really tiny hairs on its lip and my colleague saw it and said "that baby's got a tash!" and quick as a flash I said "If people aren't even going to shave their babies!" in my best Dougal impression. Hadn't rewatched the show in years but it sticks with you and the oddest innocent phrase can trigger my memory 😂

[@johnmchugh4655]

Been so looking forward to this one, without doubt my favourite episode. And also the best moment, where Dougal gets knocked out after turning up the volume of his earphones and the passing truck knocks him out...

[@DanHarrisonKing]

The priest that smokes the pipe is played by Arthur Matthews, one of the shows co-creators. He also co-created Toast of London with Matt Berry

[@stephenmurphy2212]

This episode is basically a parody of the first _Speed_ film from 1994 with Sandra Bullock, Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper and Jeff Daniels but instead of a bus it’s a milk van. 🐮😂

[@Forestgravy90]

It's the official third film in the trilogy and for me the best

[@Fireglo]

Actually it was Speed 2 that inspired the episode. They said they wanted to make an even worse sequel.

[@paulinegallagher7821]

@@Forestgravy90 just like the communist party in China, which in Teds opinion, is the best.

[@jeffreythomas7499]

YYYYYEEEEESSSSS at last my favourite episode. "There are some very hairy babies on Craggy Island and I think you are the hairy baby maker!"

[@alunhoskins4513]

The bit with the truck horn is my absolute favourite bit. Silly though it is. Speed road scenes were filmed in Ennis, County Clare...they even built the roundabout!

[@davidbeeson9408]

My dad puts honey in his tea. Has for over 20 years since the doctor that saved his life from cancer told him to do so. 79 now & fit as a fiddle.

[@veryvarley6706]

The boxes in the road is a reference to every single action movie/show from the 70's. I think it was considered a stunt to drive through a stack of boxes. so they appeared in every car chase --- stacked up for no reason whatsoever.

[@ethanholgate2512]

Ah yea that's clever as they still use that for car stunts today

[@terencejay8845]

And fruit carts.

[@sutty85]

Honey in tea is normal in the UK. I use honey not sugar. An American talking to us about honey in tea like its not a thing here in the Britain 😂

[@sjwillis1137]

It's actually not . .

[@pete4508]

We have a tea called a "hot todd". It's lemon, honey and scotch whiskey with hot water. Classic when you're under the weather.

[@philipocallaghan]

My personal favourite episode, I've been waiting for this reaction. I predict tears.

[@davefrench3608]

That has to be one of the top 3 of Father Ted. Dougal was just so beautifully naive

[@Dartmoorexplorers]

Don't ever feel the need you have to bow down to these morons. You do an wear what you damn well like! Love the reactions from devon uk

[@bryanjones5151]

Yeah wear what you want to😁😁

[@thebobsful]

Devon Massive here too! Girl can wear what she wants!

[@Dartmoorexplorers]

@@thebobsful where abouts are you I'm torbay

[@thebobsful]

@Thomas Geoghegan up near Holsworthy on the border with the Heathens! I mean jam, then cream? Barbaric!

[@Dartmoorexplorers]

@@thebobsful borderline Cornwall ain't you lol

[@Blue.723]

Congrats on the engagement Boomers 💙

[@EquinoxJones]

Honey is a natural antibiotic, and it works just fine as a sweetener in tea so much better for you!

[@kathrynkissane5144]

I can seriously feel so depressed it scares me, and my 2 go to's to just LAUGH and utterly forget my woes are The Holy Grail, and this episode of Fr. Ted. Speed 3 and Pat Mustard forever!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@micdoors1425]

Once you are done with Father Ted, maybe you should look into “The IT Crowd” if you haven’t already. “The work outing” is one of the best, although seeing the first episode introduces the characters and should be a pre-watch even if you don’t react to it.

[@s12856]

Speed 3 and The Work Outing are two of the greatest 30 min episodes of anything ever broadcast.

[@pj5517]

Is a fantastic episode

[@Gigi-qm2oy]

So glad you are enjoying this! I’m cracking up laughing at your reactions.. Makes it funny all over again 🤣

[@brucewoodford5470]

Wonderful episode and a great reaction guys! Father Ted really is one of the best comedies ever made. And congratulations 🎉❤

[@nicksykes4575]

The Queen picking this episode to introduce a cover-up was hilarious!

[@jitendrakulkarni69]

One of the best pre show intros ever! That was so unexpected

[@SubjectRandom21]

'his massive tool in my box' is an absolute classic. Loud laughing guaranteed.

[@Redwhiteandblue1]

Greetings from Cork City, Ireland, I always take a drop of honey in my tea! Not with much Milk lol

[@rescyn1190]

Speed is definitely worth a re-watch. Great premise, well executed, and Sandra Bullock :)

[@samthemac17]

I adore this episode, it has so many great lines in it. Dougal being completely oblivious as usual is just hilarious in that setting, "a bomb? Who's that for?" 😂😂😂 The bomb reveal is so funny, too. He's rigged a massive bomb to a tiny milk float. 😂😂😂 I've probably been watching too much It's Always Sunny but I thought Queen came across as a shady drug dealer in that get up. 😂😮

[@dkssoap]

The Queen made me laugh so hard with the layers and accent!! 😂

[@stephenmurphy2212]

Legend has it that Ted survived being hit on the head by a brick the same way Marv (Daniel Stern) did in Home Alone 2! 🧱😂

[@Jiffmo]

If you can find the British version of 'the IT Crowd', I'd highly recommend it - its another Graham Linehan show and it's absolutely iconic, it'd right up your street. Just make sure it's the British version, lest the horrors of the American remake be unleashed again

[@ctuckwell6562]

Ah, I love this one. The Milk Float that Couldn't Slow Down.

[@ohheyitskevinc]

I was living in Kilfenora, Co Clare while this was being filmed in ‘97. I recall the milk float just going up and down the road all day and the boxes 😂 Btw Vaughan’s pub is in the same town. Featured a lot in Ted. Excellent memories!

[@DJDanAdams]

lol At the start Queen boomer looks like the default character you get when you start a new GTA save lol BUT your still rockin it. Congrats on the engagement and babba xx

[@RolandDeschain1]

SPEED is fucking brilliant! An absolutely expertly crafted blockbuster. I remember when it came out and I saw it in a packed theatre, and it was one of the most electrifying cinema experiences of my life.

[@katherinedowling4246]

This is just what I needed Father Ted so good so lovely to see both of you and Eskimo Cal love you 2 ❤

[@Dan.harbourviewplumbing]

It's great seeing you both laughing at father Ted, weird to think when it first came out on the telly the Internet didn't really exist let alone youtube. Keep up the great work guys.

[@paulinegallagher7821]

The priest smoking the pipe is Arthur Matthews, one half of the writing duo on father Ted. The other writer, Graham Linehan, was on the plane in Flight into Terror, and the voice who kept saying 'fuckin hell!' in Chris the Sheep episode.

[@keirgeaughan4277]

From Scotland here. Hilarious intro, all the best to you and Queen Boomer

[@TheVleckChannel]

I was looking forward to this one. One of the greatest FT episodes.

[@shaun-hoppy]

Can just picture General Boomer and his southern Belle Queenie, wearing a hoop skirt, a corset, pantalettes, and a wide-brimmed straw hat or bonnet, Queenie will wear the same too, glad you got to watch this episode I've seen a few reaction channels that couldn't find this one

[@IsabelleRSG]

I love honey in my tea as well! And this episode is a great one! So much fun rewatching them on your channel! Thanks for the reactions

[@Donald43]

One of the writers (Arthur Mathews) makes an appearance as one of the priests who helps Ted come up with a "practical solution". Both writers make numerous cameos in different episodes.

[@garyp610]

the guy who plays the milk man in this episode was also in a Irish movie called The Snapper and there another two that go with that movie one is The Van and the third movie is called The Commitments three great irish movies

[@paulinegallagher7821]

He was a creep in that film as well. I know its a beloved Irish film, but lets face it, its about a creepy old man who took advantage of a drunk 19 year old, its pretty gross.

[@garyp610]

@@paulinegallagher7821 well it’s just a part of the story line of that movie other wise without him you wouldn’t have a movie

[@YouTubestolemylife]

‘Honey in your tea’ Showing elbows all the time’ 😂😂😂 hilarious your getting there FARTHER!

[@bryanjones5151]

Never mind Father Ted, Who in their right mind complained about not enough clothes??? You just made an old Veteran very unhappy, Gosh Darn!

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

If you do try tea, definitely don't heat the water in the microwave unless you want to cause a war

[@garybaker786]

You need to watch the IT crowd once you finish father ted, as its written by the same person

[@dannyspelman1468]

I'm from Dublin. I'm 38. We definitely had a milk man when I was a kid in the 90s. One of my friends, who is a little older was a stoner and he used to steal the milk from the porches at 5AM and drink it.

[@acesfn7316]

I was really wanting you to get round to reacting to this one.. It's regarded as the favourite by many

[@SnakerPace]

The guy in the middle doing the sermon at 24:20 is Arthur Mathews, the co-creator/writer of the show.

[@Renzsu]

That cutaway to the guy at the North Pole is such a Simpsons type of gag :)

[@uweinhamburg]

Father Jack and Pat Mustard would be a great duo....

[@katie_cant_compute]

I’m not even 2 mins into the video😭💕I love you Queen so much you’re making me laugh my ass off, you’re so silly

[@roymillsjnr5172]

Another great episode,the sad thing is ,I had a mate ,spitting image of pat mustard ,true, he once came in the pub ,he said ,"my son's bought me 3 books",without hesitation ,I replied" have you coloured them in yet" the beer went all over the table ,with laughter 😂😂😂

[@robster-vision475]

The next episode of father Ted called 'the mainland' has a famous actor called Richard Wilson in it famous for being in a comedy called 'one foot in the grave' I advise you watch a few episodes of that before the one with him in father Ted as you won't understand otherwise

[@Kianmur]

9:55 I remember watching this and thinking this was the perfect time for Ted to say “delivering a few cream pies along with the milk!” … but alas…

[@daedelous7094]

The dougal getting deafened by the truck is one of the greatest spot gags in comedy history.

[@jasonmepham6757]

THE best episode of Father Ted. Absolutely brilliant.

[@roystongreen1648]

Yes we still have milkmen everywhere!

[@sjwillis1137]

No , really don't.

[@mehhandle]

I've been waiting for you to react to this episode 😂 it's one of my favourite episodes.

[@stevesoutar3405]

And .... There it is - at 10:45 into your clip - the moment I was waiting for, to see you two react to Mrs Doyle asking about Pats massive tool !! I'm glad you enjoyed this moment as much as I enjoyed watch you guys 🙂.

[@sorchaoreilly2633]

To answer your question at 12: 20, yes it is that the Catholic church has opposed contraception

[@ghostparty2062]

I LOVE MY BRICK

[@curmudgeone]

If anything was going to offend the trolls, it’s THIS episode… “Ted, those women were in the nip!”… and QueenBoomer dressed for the Antarctic… the irony of this is palpable 😂

[@paulinegallagher7821]

actually, shes dressed for the North Pole, which featured in this very episode, so even more ironic.

[@stevenhiscoe7717]

While you're ordering Yorkshire tea online you should order a jar of Marmite and give that a try.

[@nimira43]

I love you both! ❤Great reactions by the Queen and her muppet King Boomer. Never left the insignificant haters get you down. They are trash. You both are beautiful. Love from me in England.

[@mr.a8315]

Fab reaction. 🥛♥ 10:33 😂 19:06 Queen--"Four miles an hour is very slow." King--"But in the movie it's like 50mph." Queen--"Still pretty slow though." 😂 But a 'Speed' reaction would be great btw!

[@andreathompson7896]

I love this episode! Been waiting for you two to get there!