"Workplace Safety" | Kip Reacts to JonTronShow

[@wargriffin5]

It amazes me how scared companies are of heat related injuries, but God forbid they allow or design a work uniform that DOESN'T induce heat stroke. 🤣

[@thegloriouswizard5270]

Like fricking SHORTS. #iamnotbitter

[@ero-senninsama1734]

​@@thegloriouswizard5270 wouldnt you get cut with shorts though? or skin burn?

[@thegloriouswizard5270]

@@ero-senninsama1734 in a dangerous job, probably. But customer service?

[@orangejuice3235]

You'd have to be wearing some pretty heavy-duty coveralls for them to prevent any serious cut in some industrial jobs. If it's razor sharp it's cutting through any fabric anyways. And even then the pant leg can get caught on everything. Absolutely does matter with carcinogens and caustic acids, though, but that's probably common sense.

[@ero-senninsama1734]

@@orangejuice3235 I mean, if its your leg at stake, then just but a hand fan and air out your pants in the bathroom fro. Time to time. Im talking about stuff like tripping and scraping your skin or splinters or heat rash

[@tanookiesgrin9756]

I'm so happy you noticed the "repeat from your last inspection" line at the end of that restaurant safety video. This man has bamboozled people for SO LONG! Best part of the video.

[@rnlansdownemobile]

The real hazard/safety violation lesson there should be to verify your staff so you keep the unwanted/suspicious people out of your store. Harry could have done much, much more damage to the establishment (thinking of poisoning the food, or stealing supplies/money more than just A single watermelon). Although the crazy part is how the staff didn't realise they had 1 extra staff in their shift, and none of them questioned. Bosses usually don't spend more on staffing than the bare minimum so that should have been a red flag.

[@Mare_Man]

So elves are immortal unless they get: -Stabbed -crushed by a hammer -thrown off a cliff -trampled by a big spicy lizard -mauled by a werewolf -ganked by 15 Balrogs -face grabbed and melted off by Sauron

[@Kez_DXX]

Or if all the air is sucked out of the plane cabin

[@TheOneGuy1111]

Man, I hate it when I get ganked by 15 Balrogs.

[@nathanbrumfield5027]

Dontcha just hate when you get trampled by a big spicy lizard

[@scrapfox3695]

Dude, don't even get me started. Getting thrown off cliffs just sucks

[@MrFox-ox2ze]

NYEEEH I HAD MY FACE GRABBED AND MELTED OFF BY SAURON AND NOW I CAN ONLY TALK LIKE SKELETOR!!! CURSE YOU SAURON YOU BIG...METAL...ELF MAN!!!

[@wierdgamer3067]

There was one time at Jason's Deli that I literally scrubbed with magic erasers, wire brushes, and sponges so much under a hood. It was immaculate. Bro, the actual hood looked like copper with how stained brown it was, and after my work, it looked aluminum again. Shit had me flabbergasted

[@Some__Guy]

I'm surprised the "This was... DUMB" moment didn't get more meme'd on. It just feels like it fits so many situations.

[@downcastend11]

20:00 kip holding back the nerd rant is why i love nerds. Cause they always have to correct people in the subject they are fluent in. And i love causing mental pain

[@samwise495]

13:51 yeah I wish I got that training too when I worked for FedEx. Those giant truck beds have no ventilation, and it gets super hot in the summer in California

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

I felt something in common with Kip when he was talking about food industry, i also sit on the chemical boxes when i need a break without taking a break. I "check the stock" in the chemical storage

[@ericward8459]

As one does. been there, done that :)

[@ShayTheValiant]

JonTron and Internet Historian collabed on two videos, part one "Future" on IH's channel, and part two "Culture" on Jon's channel. Those two videos are great.

[@rnlansdownemobile]

Wasn't Internet Historian exposed to be stealing other people's scripts and using it verbatim? And when KZbin tried to take it down he just swap words around, then blame it on KZbin being dumb with it's copyright? I watched HBomberGuy video on plagiarism and IH was 1 of the big culprits in his video. Afterwards IH even tried to reupload it 1 day after his newer video, so the viewers are distracted by the new upload and forget about the stolen scripts in his Man in cave video.

[@vanderdecken12]

So its funny you mention of restaurant hoods, the vents. Cause I work for sanitation and there are at least three of us cleaning the hoods to the two expansive fryers. So yeah fun times...

[@BinnyKing]

7:50 yeah that one hits me too but mostly because the hospital I worked at was being held together by duct tape and dreams and the kitchen lights weren't very high on the list of things Maintenance was on top of. I mean bless their hearts they still tried but...our electrician was dealing with plumbing issues...enough said.

[@42Mrgreenman]

7:25 OMG Kit..."I swear, that sink works, the water isn't brown, and the drain isn't clogged..." 12:05 ABSOLUTELY, looking at the cleanliness of the hard to reach or most pain in the butt areas to clean is one of the quickest ways to tell the staff's dedication...

[@ty85207]

I can't believe no one caught on that Gandalf in that New Zealand airline safety visual was Taika Waititi.

[@gearhooves5996]

I know Nate from Renegades React noticed that

[@deathssinner]

Kip, I was a prep cook/dishwasher at a mom and pop diner, the head morning cook would go to the bathroom, have a cigarette, and then come back inside and go back to cooking… all without ever hitting a sink. I started making my own food after that

[@boxtank5288]

I will say, reiterating things I commented on in the actual video: 'Get this man a Dasani!' No Jon, you want to cool the man down, not FUCKING KILL HIM. Dasani literally doesn't do shit for thirst. Heat Syncope is basically that severe dizziness and nausea. If ever you've thrown up during a work day in the hot hot sun despite not having any nausea prior or sickness or straight up FAINTING? You've felt Heat Syncope. I say this as a resident of Arizona where our summers get flat out UNREASONABLE.

[@silentassason]

8:44 this bit hits hard for me because I currently work in food service 😂

[@scarletjester7831]

I worked in one place where I had to watch safety videos, the "fatal half inch" popped up in the set they made me watch. I had to hold in my laughter because all I could think of was this video, I didn't want to explain why I lost it to a safety video

[@ardynamberglow3124]

Jontron: FOODS AND SERVICES is next! Kip: *Nervously sweating.*

[@johnvicente3148]

KIP'S FORKLIFT CERTIFIED?!

[@nightdrivenen7909]

He is too dangerous to be left to roam alone, thankfully he knows this and confines himself to a recording chamber for several hours out of the day to minimize the damage he can do

[@kabob0077]

He'd be better than Klaus... Maybe...

[@pyrotempestwing]

Technically he didn’t claim that ;)

[@moderanger443]

Vegeta ! You need to be careful , hes forklift certified!

[@PyrokineticFire1]

it's easy. some places will explicitly give you the answers to their "test" industrial safety is a joke

[@voraciousblackstn]

Heat exhaustion story! Was installing concertina wire on top of the hesko barriers on my patrol base. Had been up for 20 hours, it is August. In Iraq. 140 in shade. Want to know the standard Army treatment for heat exhaustion? Refrigerated ringers lactate. Aka, an ice cold IV push.

[@Lythro_Nax]

Ah the hoods. My stepdad was a head chef for years and then did filter cleanings for restaurants. Oh the horror stories he would tell.

[@anoninunen]

23:27 - the only time i was sent to the hospital in an ambulance was by a half-inch step. On a sidewalk.

[@kurokaze511]

1:57 Dude's turning into a TOOL album cover.

[@Bluesonofman]

There were times were I had nothing to do at the end of the day and the online stuff you had to do at every job made it look like I was busy when I really wasn’t

[@luffyiscool]

In response to the food section: Several years ago I used to LOVE getting pizza delivered from a local pizza place called Signor Chef. Then one day my friend told me that he refuses to eat from there. I got curious and asked him to elaborate. Apparently he was watching one of the chefs prepping the cheese and stuff on top of a pizza, and the guy suddenly put his hand down his pants and scratched his balls, then he went straight back to handling the ingredients without washing his hands. I was just as disgusted as him and I never ate from there again. Coincidence or not, I noticed recently that the place is gone.

[@rnlansdownemobile]

And this is why you always have to be vigilant with your work, and not just when the inspector is there.

[@FraudEvaderOfTaxes]

My first job was at a Wendy's that I would very often go 10-12 hours no breaks 6-7 days in a row. Longest being 11 days during a high temp summer with no A/C due to higher ups refusing to let someone fix the A/C

[@DarkPhoenixGaming92]

The thing about painfully obvious warnings makes me think of all those food labels that state the completely fucking obvious (I'm looking at you "Warning: contains peanuts" label on a jar of peanuts. 😂).

[@LoneReaper115]

I'm pretty sure fake Gandalf at 19:40 is actually played by Taika Waititi

[@BinnyKing]

Everyone that's ever worked in food service has stories they REALLY shouldn't tell because the people who DON'T know aren't ready to know the truth XD

[@docsavage7163]

I once had someone use a 2.5 gallon jug full of lemon juice as a platform to STAND on. Their foot went through the lid and ruined an entire days supply of lemon juice meant for lemonade.

[@KipReacts]

Oh no...

[@chriskoloski32]

Todrick hall is a singing youtuber, and apparently hes part of one of the most popular airport safety commercials

[@del-la-sol]

As someone who also worked in food service, that section of the video had me rolling XD

[@glasspsyche3514]

Hey Kip, idea. Kip's food service stories, where you rant about various stories in the food industry.

[@ParagonProtag]

KIP HAS BEEN FORKLIFT CERTIFIED THIS WHOLE TIME

[@KahavaveCAPIPI]

What is the correct way to stop the meat saw? A - Place the push tool against it B - Grab the saw C - Push the off button

[@J.P1981]

Kip is absolutely right about the hoods. We have to clean those 5 out of 7 days of the week.

[@gilbertotabares8196]

Don't take this the wrong way or think it's weird, but you have a very infectious pleasant sounding laugh that genuinely makes me smile. Just thought you should know.

[@jairedjeffers103]

to paraphrase jontron CONSTANT VIGILANCE

[@neolithiumproduction]

Having tripped and sprained my ankle bad on a slightly tilted downwards part of the road (where a storm drain was going under the sidewalk)...yeah, you laugh until it happens to you. >.

[@BinnyKing]

25:00 Ah trip hazards. Or as I called it in my CSR job, the fucking step up to the registers, and the Money Order Machine. Thank God I started wearing Steal Toes in High School.

[@wubsvasnormandy9043]

So kip I managed to see this 13 days after it was posted but, to answer your question at 11:58. I have worked food service (BK) and my boss loved me cause when I left in the morning the hoods were spotless! First thing I'd do is hit the hoods cause everything after that was a cake walk.

[@DavidRomigJr]

I’ve tripped and fallen and hurt my wrist jogging past a half-inch sidewalk crack, and I’d jogged it many times before without falling, so yeah, the little things that you don’t notice can sometimes get you.

[@emeralddragon2980]

McDonald's worker for nearly six years, two of them as Maintenance. Oh, the stories I could tell, as well. As for the hoods, full confirmation. You do not clean those, it comes back to haunt you, and then some.

[@Nod0nFire]

I don’t trust Kip in a kitchen after this vid

[@TheLuckyOne-rg4vk]

1:54 We legit watched the "Think about this" video in my high school shop class.

[@Shiirow]

These videos exist for the same reason that signs in mens bathrooms telling you to _not_ eat the urinal cake exist. Never underestimate humanities capacity for stupidity.

[@hjrulez8516]

Chat knew that kip was gonna turn the video into an hour video due to lord of the rings,

[@Meteorite_Shower]

In the past I've tripped over an uneven sidewalk, and ended up cracking my shoulder bone. The day after I was released from the hospital? KZbin recommended me Jon's video. That hurt me more than my broken arm.

[@firestorm5371]

You shouldn't be wearing heels in general because they are dangerous. It increases your chance to die by a good amount.

[@ForemostCrab7]

Oh so that's what Heat Syncope is, i get that whenever i had to enter a drying room to take down my laundry...Forced to step outside every other min cause i kept feeling dizzy. Yea i cannot handle heat for sh*t.

[@doomslayerprime9749]

The next Jontron video has to. Be the Disney bootleg one it's a classic that and Food Fight

[@dominicdraper683]

15:16 Kip is the next Forrest Gump

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Harry owns the deli across the street with the spotless health inspection record.

[@Hypnobard6115]

Harry, restaurant saboteur and stealer of watermelons

[@KipReacts]

The hero we needed

[@3redstreeter256]

Glad someone in the chat recognized the Anarchy Reigns soundtrack

[@__TK___]

The best work safety video is by far „Don’t dip your pen in companies ink“

[@aitipsea3909]

Subtle jole not many get When Jon says "TURN THIS SHIT OFF, GET THE PLANE TO FUCKIN CALIFORNIA" at the New Zealand Video the lego Gandalf flying on the eagle lands in Mordor

[@Tomha]

I know safety videos feel painfully obvious, but you'd be amazed how often people ignore safety protocols. I had to train people to do my job and for 6 years, I never, EVER, thought I ever had to tell someone "Do not sit on the machine that can crush you." And the idiots WILL try to use the "Nobody told me I couldn't do this!" Argument.

[@blazebaker3170]

They literally just got ever new Zealand actor possible

[@pikachuspartan1868]

19:40 Just a reminder, that was Taika Watiti, the Thor 3 and 4 director.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Also Hunt for the Wilderpeople and Jojo Rabbit.

[@afterdinnercreations936]

I'm surprised he didn't talk about the shooter one, where the workplace is invaded by Vin Diesel's body-double.

[@BinnyKing]

You want to know the saddest part? I've been on some jobs and work sites that make me think back to these videos and go. "You know what, I get it. This is justified. They were literally at their wit's end with these morons."

[@BinnyKing]

12:00 the grease hoods for the cooking areas? Yeah those things are a nightmare. We actually had a third party group come in like...I wanna say twice a month? to clean them overnight. It was fucking disgusting and smelled like ass (I worked late shift so I was the one to get the door for them. Yes I was usually the last to leave and yes I was the youngest and newest employee (at least at my position)).

[@Vash2123]

I'm curious on you lord of the ring rants. I kinda want to see that. Also on ring of power b.s. 😂

[@KipReacts]

They can get long.

[@doubledamn2599]

Given Kip's....fervour for Lord of the Rings and associated works, I'd love to see him playthrough the Shadow of Mordor/War (especially War, just tear that shit to shreds) and the Lego LotR game, or at least the cutscenes (in particular the death of Boromir).

[@bob77576]

The reason things like this are 400 plus dollars a video is you might be showing it to multiple people, across a chain of say restraunts like mcdonalds

[@zoltarservin510]

i'm at 10% volume and still ow my ears

[@butter6442]

They clean the hood once a week at the place I work. How we doing?

[@imperialguardproductions]

I actually am forklift certified.

[@thebrandunsafeone7184]

15:19 KIP IS FORKLIFT CERTIFIED?!

[@michalsniadala1667]

this video disturbed the everloving crap out of me when i was younger mainly of the think about this one

[@SleepyRiko]

Me looking at my pc that is on my floor

[@draggy76]

As much as i love jontron, yeah, you can tell he's never had a real job in his life when it comes to safety hazards... even as a security guard this shit gets sent to us in the form of questions and the whole thing is called S.T.O.P because shit happens all the time

[@Gilhelmi]

Review USCSB (US Chemical Safety Board) videos. Quality animation. They are what I want my tax dollars going towards.

[@oktodragon2743]

KIP IS FORKLIFT CERTIFIED?!

[@djstockton1853]

Does Kip have a soundboard?

[@zolazar6928]

I mean, I believe what John is stating is that it's a bit absurd to be focusing on every miner thing on the ground. Of course one has to be careful when moving stuff. But when you're just walking, it's kind of on you at that point. Especially when it's minor elevations on ground level. I have bad balance, but I've learned to catch myself before I fall, I attribute that to me being a bumbling moron. So at least, I don't see John as being necessarily wrong.

[@valimardorrin6869]

wow....

[@shots6409]

WorkSafe (Australian OSHA) would like to know your location

[@Wearywastrel]

You trip on air? I trip on acid and the tabs are completely flat.

[@Lokikun01]

honestly the problem with most workplace safety vids is that they love to make use big words that the normal worker may not understand when they keep it dumbass simple then there should be no reason why anyway wouldn't understand unless they really hard that stupid or trying to game the system there no point in sounding smart if no one understands you, just mainly socially maladjusted really

[@danbrit9848]

but food dosnt taste the same without the hood shmoo

[@christianashley6659]

You ServSafe certified?

[@Raktus]

I gotta say... the videos are enjoyable, but I really wish you'd level off your own volume. The peaks of your laughter are deafening. >.

[@KipReacts]

I've started to treat my audio in my new videos actually! I needed some help understanding how to do it. I'm looking going back and doing a bunch of these again once I have my new model finished.

[@Raktus]

@@KipReacts I'm happy to hear that! I'd prolly watch them all again if you did.

[@KipReacts]

The initial plan is to start to sunset older content that wasn't very popular or had bad QA and redo them. Enough time has passed that I can do a lot of them again. I'm just waiting for my new model, and I can start to blitz through them.

[@stevenstanton4988]

I'll believe anything you say to me because i to have a life not an entertaining life but a life

[@highriskgunman4181]

when work becomes a Final Destination rip off

[@paynetedford5743]

why is this a thing?

[@gigaport]

fucking hilarious to talk about doing basic manual labor jobs and throwing around pallets and calling that "leading an interesting life"

[@rnlansdownemobile]

Time stamp?

[@19koffing]

This guy is uh....a little sensitive to every little thing ngl

[@theotv5522]

If you're referring to him pausing so much, then I say I much prefer that over reactions like xQc where the guy just had the video running and him occasionally go "damn that's crazy"

[@19koffing]

@@theotv5522 i also dont like xqc's indiffernece but kip is a bit to reactive for my taste, along with being a bit to tangenty like he wants to show off his knowledge. It's like showing your parent a meme and they turned it into a lesson, it ruins my experience watching him. He does have most videos i can stomach but again its my opinion. So far the only reactors i like is Hatguy, Renegade, and Sorta Stupid because they have the right amount of reaction and tangency. Again, my opinion.

[@rnlansdownemobile]

@@19koffing The rest of the video, I agree. But with the Food Safety section, I think it's only fair for him to go on tangents; since it IS in his area of expertise after all. How often do you think he get a chance to say in a reaction video that he worked in a kitchen. Man saw an opportunity and he took it. And again, isn't reaction video is all about the person giving their take on the thing they're reacting to? I much prefer when the person actually have some insider knowledge about what they're reacting to, makes the video somewhat more educational than just watching someone going "haha" every couple seconds. It makes the reaction more...genuine, for a lack of a better word. I think the actual problem you're thinking of is Kip having his volume too loud, so whenever he speaks it's like a flashbang into your ears.