Kiryu has never Killed anyone - Montage

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Gabriel

Gabriel

Күн бұрын

Credits : Bluemaje_V - / @bluemage_v7382 street fight
Mysterious Jojo - / @mysteriousjojo Bar scene
Didn’t credit some yet for the clips
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@aqeebhussain9032
@aqeebhussain9032 6 жыл бұрын
Kiryu didn’t kill those pilots, the rockets did
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@OkamiDude15
@OkamiDude15 4 жыл бұрын
Aqeeb Hussain they totally survived, kiryu used rubber explosives and rubber bullets
@内田ガネーシュ
@内田ガネーシュ 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah! Dumb rockets!
@jasonhau2435
@jasonhau2435 4 жыл бұрын
They were sleeping rockets. They just went for a nice deep sleep.
@irsyadiaryadiva9430
@irsyadiaryadiva9430 4 жыл бұрын
Kiryu killed the helicopter, not the passenger
@CrazyInsaneBiscuit
@CrazyInsaneBiscuit 6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Kiryu didn't kill that random waiter, the bullets did that.
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 6 жыл бұрын
LUL
@boxtank5288
@boxtank5288 5 жыл бұрын
Not even the bullets, he snapped his neck on impact with the gunman and counter.
@Afdog
@Afdog 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Everyone says that he shot bunch of people while driving a car, but that's not correct - bullets did as well
@MrMrx123456789
@MrMrx123456789 4 жыл бұрын
He's not dead......he's asleep
@fukunaga-kane
@fukunaga-kane 4 жыл бұрын
Miyamoto Shun Masaki that Batman reference lol
@asuratakehaya6884
@asuratakehaya6884 6 жыл бұрын
Remember if the death is not in cutscene they are knocked out
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 6 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah i remember now
@Xfrimz
@Xfrimz 5 жыл бұрын
Waiter got hit by some magical sleeping bullets
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sumireravenclaw8034
@sumireravenclaw8034 5 жыл бұрын
Then explain to me about Kiryu throwing that guy under that Semi in the chase scene in kiwami 2 lol. the guy got RAN OVER AND CRUSHED by that tractor-trailer. no way someone would survive that
@theyoungfamily8295
@theyoungfamily8295 4 жыл бұрын
@@sumireravenclaw8034 he actually does survive it. You fight him again before you fight Ruji. The Yakuza Universe is filled with Superhuman beings I tell whaa
@thewanderingwriter4448
@thewanderingwriter4448 5 жыл бұрын
The Batman of Kamurocho
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 5 жыл бұрын
The Wandering Writer ha
@calebcalhoun9847
@calebcalhoun9847 5 жыл бұрын
Kiryu vs Batman
@内田ガネーシュ
@内田ガネーシュ 4 жыл бұрын
Badman v.s. Batman
@AmelpsXett
@AmelpsXett 4 жыл бұрын
Cumorocho
@MichaelCHorler
@MichaelCHorler 4 жыл бұрын
And Majima is quite literally The Joker. A perfect duo...
@Chewi_
@Chewi_ 4 жыл бұрын
My dad was watching me play yakuza 2 kiwami tonight and commented on how violent it is, I assured him kiryu has never killed anyone though.
@denos1699
@denos1699 4 жыл бұрын
Please tell me you intentionally proceed to start using weapons that clearly could kill someone?
@johnnick4321
@johnnick4321 4 жыл бұрын
Same thing happened with my mum. I was playing Kiwami 1 and she walked in, and said "why does all of your games include killing people" so I said "nah it's fine. I don't kill anyone. And it's fine, since they started it." Then I did the giant cone heat move and she laughed. Yakuza Kiwami. Kid tested, mother approved.
@Mirekluk
@Mirekluk 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnnick4321 DId you win the black card with that?
@crappyposts3477
@crappyposts3477 4 жыл бұрын
What about Yakuza Kiwami where he straight up shoots people in the face?
@moodyowlproductions4287
@moodyowlproductions4287 4 жыл бұрын
Yet....
@femboysnuggler
@femboysnuggler 2 жыл бұрын
The way Kiryu positioned that waiter so each of those bullets missed a vital organ and then he proceeded to throw him into cover, out of the way of further gunfire. True skill.
@kuronanestimare
@kuronanestimare Жыл бұрын
He also notified the Blood Bank ahead of time and hired the best Trauma Team in the World to help the man shortly after, knowing that even if all of those bullets missed something vital, they'd die of blood loss anyway or even the mental trauma from the immense pain response getting hit with a fully automatic AK would generate.
@I-Like-Fire
@I-Like-Fire Жыл бұрын
This comment section is gold 🤣👏
@emmanuelmiranda9348
@emmanuelmiranda9348 Жыл бұрын
it actually saved the waiters life, as he prevented an apendicitis. 😊
@b4thewar540
@b4thewar540 Жыл бұрын
I mean at that point, Kiryu had already mastered Essence of Human Shield, so it’s safe to assume he knew the dozens of bullet wounds the waiter sustained wouldn’t kill him, but merely drain his heat gauge
@alexaspencer232
@alexaspencer232 8 ай бұрын
rubber bullets too
@Rad-Dude63andathird
@Rad-Dude63andathird 4 жыл бұрын
"Kiryu never kills anyone, streetfights and side content isn't canon, only the story is!" The story:
@trysten9198
@trysten9198 4 жыл бұрын
Dakota Andrews i disagree pocket circuit is at least canon because Pocket Circuit Fighter appears in multiple games
@amazonworker3107
@amazonworker3107 4 жыл бұрын
@@trysten9198 The pocket circuit is the only thing that's canon. Everything else is just fanfiction written by Pocket fighter. His fanfiction of Kiryu's adventures became so successful that he was able to retire and have a wife.
@dodgeworldl8470
@dodgeworldl8470 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the Side content was cannon. Like Kiryu for some reason stopped everything he was doing just to race little toy cars, sing, dance, fight, ect, before he go to his real problems.
@trysten9198
@trysten9198 4 жыл бұрын
dodgeworld l can’t be more crazy than Majima stalking him everywhere looking for a fight
@Rad-Dude63andathird
@Rad-Dude63andathird 4 жыл бұрын
@@trysten9198 Personally I'm of the mindset it's all canon as nothing really suggests otherwise.
@bloodyidit4506
@bloodyidit4506 5 жыл бұрын
No, you don't understand. That was a rubber rocket launcher, and a rubber explosion, and a rubber helicopter, and they landed on a pillow factory that just so happened to be next to a giant corporate building.
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, never thought of that
@Kinos13
@Kinos13 4 жыл бұрын
its just an intense game of airsoft
@bloodmoonangel8925
@bloodmoonangel8925 4 жыл бұрын
Fucking rubber explosion I'm dead bruh
@heathb2182
@heathb2182 4 жыл бұрын
Pillow factory 😂😂
@dewakeadilan
@dewakeadilan 4 жыл бұрын
Frikkin read that in hayter's voice
@Judgementxxx
@Judgementxxx 6 жыл бұрын
They all lived. A stamina XX and they'll be fine.
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 6 жыл бұрын
And Stamina Royale will help alot
@LightningLord2609
@LightningLord2609 5 жыл бұрын
@@GiantTastyXD no stamain spark will help everyone
@skullgreymon
@skullgreymon 4 жыл бұрын
Heck give them the cheapest healing item and they will be fine. Sure they are on the red but at least they are alive.
@kriss4882
@kriss4882 4 жыл бұрын
Toughness lite is enough
@dck6381
@dck6381 4 жыл бұрын
I think toughness emperor was their medicine
@dragonkid9332
@dragonkid9332 6 жыл бұрын
This is so sad, Alexa play Baka Mitai
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 6 жыл бұрын
LUL! 😁 Great for memes
@SSJoshGavin
@SSJoshGavin 4 жыл бұрын
Can't. Alexa won't recognize it.
@mohammadwasiurrahmanbhuiya8059
@mohammadwasiurrahmanbhuiya8059 4 жыл бұрын
@@GiantTastyXD man your prediction came true
@red11222
@red11222 3 жыл бұрын
Bakamitai kodomo na no ne
@YuumiTrash
@YuumiTrash 3 жыл бұрын
@@SSJoshGavin Not true, literally just asked mine and she played it.
@pauloandrade925
@pauloandrade925 4 жыл бұрын
Actually the whole "kiryu didnt kill anyone " meme was actually a mistranslation from the dev team. Apparently they actually mean "kiryu never killed anyone unless its in self defense". Well asides from the waiter that is...
@undyingjustice6450
@undyingjustice6450 4 жыл бұрын
I dunno, I'm pretty sure he was defending himself from those bullets in that scene
@pauloandrade925
@pauloandrade925 4 жыл бұрын
@@undyingjustice6450 yeah
@Sagemaster00
@Sagemaster00 4 жыл бұрын
The waiter was obviously in on it.
@theworld1759
@theworld1759 4 жыл бұрын
I thought both of the waiters were after him
@undeadcrunk
@undeadcrunk 4 жыл бұрын
Guy with the gun killed him though and either way it was in self defense
@guymanmanguy1601
@guymanmanguy1601 5 жыл бұрын
Kiryu: believes that killing is wrong, and that it is better to just teach people a lesson Also Kiryu: kills like 20 yakuza, blows up multiple helicopters, blasts random men in black with a shotgun point blank, and uses a random, unarmed waiter as a human shield Yet he doesn't kill Kuze after he comes back like 3 times for a rematch.
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 5 жыл бұрын
So true!
@desirocker9099
@desirocker9099 5 жыл бұрын
Fucking Kuze keeps coming back to get an ass whooping
@metagross9092
@metagross9092 5 жыл бұрын
The only thing Kuze potentially got was an extended sentence in prison
@ItsDanbo
@ItsDanbo 4 жыл бұрын
Make that 5 comebacks
@TsuMxchi
@TsuMxchi 4 жыл бұрын
Kiryu never blew the helicopter up It was the rocket launcher ;-;
@pteroid11
@pteroid11 5 жыл бұрын
OK but imagine if afterwards the dudes got out of that helicopter and begged forgiveness
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 5 жыл бұрын
pteroid11 lol, that would be epic
@khoroshoorange
@khoroshoorange 4 жыл бұрын
not unlikely in the yakuza universe... xD
@Hillthugsta
@Hillthugsta 3 жыл бұрын
Some Dr Wiley shit right there.
@ZeroRaxo
@ZeroRaxo 3 жыл бұрын
[He's crazy strong!] [Is he even human?]
@mangopie7602
@mangopie7602 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry! Please take this... You obtained ¥20,000
@spiderninja8779
@spiderninja8779 5 жыл бұрын
1:21 Don't worry! Kiryu was using rubber bullets.
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 5 жыл бұрын
Spider Ninja haha
@wasteman3259
@wasteman3259 5 жыл бұрын
I’m still pissed about that bs
@JackgarPrime
@JackgarPrime 4 жыл бұрын
Also a rubber rocket at the start.
@DiscoManSam
@DiscoManSam 4 жыл бұрын
He used rubber bullets to end their rubber lives.
@NickWright96
@NickWright96 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Also, that was not blood but ketchup they had in their pockets u.u
@Vladicarus
@Vladicarus 5 жыл бұрын
it's not murder if you get away before they die.
@CaptainDoomsday
@CaptainDoomsday 4 жыл бұрын
So, you've discovered the weakness of Civil War...
@JackgarPrime
@JackgarPrime 4 жыл бұрын
Basically the plot of 0
@dantethebloodedge2485
@dantethebloodedge2485 4 жыл бұрын
They will die of blood loss not because of you it aint killing
@Elgato634
@Elgato634 2 жыл бұрын
"I didn't kill them gravity did. They just hit the floor really hard when I hit them"
@donquesewilliamswilliams3497
@donquesewilliamswilliams3497 5 жыл бұрын
0:04 me fighting my friend after he tells me not to take the schizophrenia pills
@jasper_the_ghost
@jasper_the_ghost 4 жыл бұрын
Evermore Shores This may be the most underrated comment of all time
@El_ACG
@El_ACG 4 жыл бұрын
All these enemies only exist in his head
@HNblaz
@HNblaz 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed way harder than I should.
@caedenclements3667
@caedenclements3667 3 жыл бұрын
It makes sense, Kiryu has never killed anyone, because everyone he fights is imaginary.
@CowboyLuigi
@CowboyLuigi 3 жыл бұрын
@@caedenclements3667 My guess is that it represents his way of grieving after everyone he knew and love died at the hands of organized crime. Haruka, Kazuma, Yumi. Nishiki, Rikiya. Yakuza 6 might be more like Kiryu living in his fantasy world where he could save Haruka or at least have Haruka wake up to a faithful husband. What actually happened was that the husband-to-be, Tastugawa, performed the hit and run on purpose and sped off. Haruka never recovered from start to finish. The inhumanity of it all screwed with Kiryu so much, he actually nearly killed someone (and almost breaking his policy/record) and straight up dissociated from reality. It's likely that Kiryu was thinking he hit Iwami, his representation of a cruel Kamurocho, what it has done to him and his loved ones.
@sayospecter6731
@sayospecter6731 6 жыл бұрын
00:56 caught me off guard. No, I expected the waiter scene. I just didn't see Bakamitai coming. The fact that it's in grayscale slow-mo and having the shots going in rhythm with the song makes it a lot better.
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 6 жыл бұрын
Smooge Shirogonay kzbin.info/www/bejne/i36uq4p4aNh3fMU that’s a link of the person who originally made it.
@Solidude
@Solidude 5 жыл бұрын
That wasn't the shots you hear. I think it was the karaoke buttons sound effect that somehow made it look like it was in sync with the machine gun.
@Bread_Bauru
@Bread_Bauru 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, not very hard to time music to machine gun fire
@Snowstorm...
@Snowstorm... 4 жыл бұрын
I'm very new to the series and jesus christ did that catch me off guard. Like I know the game is really violent but that was just downright brutal. Tf Kiryu
@objectifymutahar1869
@objectifymutahar1869 4 жыл бұрын
Solidude holy shit m8 it is I nvr realized that I just assumed it was gunshot sounds
@lllXanderlll
@lllXanderlll 4 жыл бұрын
He never kills anyone, he just retires them
@lucky6961
@lucky6961 3 жыл бұрын
Like mortal kombat, they have their head cutted in a half and they appear in the next match, everything is fine
@lllXanderlll
@lllXanderlll 3 жыл бұрын
@@lucky6961 True that lol
@salt8606
@salt8606 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes I am no stranger to that logic Punch a guy through a bell tower RETIRED Squish a lady between two piles of metal RETIRED Detonate a bomb within a 1cm radius RETIRED Gets cut in ha- actually no he died
@rahadianaryo5979
@rahadianaryo5979 3 жыл бұрын
@@salt8606 Getting cut in a HALF, otherwise...🔪
@workinprogress9793
@workinprogress9793 2 жыл бұрын
@@salt8606 Jojo logic
@raikohzx4323
@raikohzx4323 4 жыл бұрын
The majestic grace with which he threw his not-dead meat shield
@ChimericWhite
@ChimericWhite Жыл бұрын
I've said it before a long time ago, but I really don't think that was over the top at all there. It's kind of hard to just throw a human weight sack of dead weight over your shoulder without employing some sort of momentum conservation technique. As flamboyant as it may seem.
@SarcasticCupcake223
@SarcasticCupcake223 4 жыл бұрын
Kiryu: *shoots like 50 of Shibusawa's guys that ended in fatal car and helicopter crashes / explosions* Also Kiryu: *doesn't kill Shibusawa*
@sigurdgram
@sigurdgram 3 жыл бұрын
the difference is that he had a choice when it came to shibusawa. there were no nonlethal measures to take while escaping his men. except, y'know, shooting out tires. but honestly with how fast they were going that could've wound up fatal too.
@markyvac7170
@markyvac7170 3 жыл бұрын
Rubber bullets
@GodOfOrphans
@GodOfOrphans 2 жыл бұрын
@@sigurdgram Kiryu is also not a marksman and center mass is an easier target than tires and he has Makoto and Oda to keep safe as well not just himself, plus the chopper really had no other option but lethal measures.
@workinprogress9793
@workinprogress9793 2 жыл бұрын
@@markyvac7170 and the helicopter Kiryu exploded was actually a rubber explosion?
@vale_3k
@vale_3k Жыл бұрын
nishiki: *gives whole speech to kiryu about how killing someone would be crossing the line* kiryu: yeah that line has been, liked way crossed. Like, maybe 20 times by now. Sorry bud
@shadowsport2849
@shadowsport2849 5 жыл бұрын
Kiryu is john wick but more innocent
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 5 жыл бұрын
Shadow Sport 100% agreed with that
@kakateboi42
@kakateboi42 4 жыл бұрын
he's even a virgin
@prasunkumar1125
@prasunkumar1125 4 жыл бұрын
@@kakateboi42 nah dude, he lost it to that fat chick in 0
@evantambolang3052
@evantambolang3052 3 жыл бұрын
@@prasunkumar1125 let's never talk about that again
@blazeofglory4053
@blazeofglory4053 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that he just throws the waiter after using him as a human shield makes it even more hilarious.
@welcometovalhalla2884
@welcometovalhalla2884 4 жыл бұрын
Kiryu's thought process is probably something like "if it can't kill me then they'll be fine". He can take like 10 rocket launchers to the face in the last level of Kiwami 2. He probably think those guys are just fine after the helicopter crash or the point blank shotgun, they just need some good old Stamina Royale.
@WKogut
@WKogut Жыл бұрын
It's like that CollegeHumor skit where Batman doesn't even understand the concept of death, so he just shoots everyone
@concrete_river
@concrete_river 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure they all had their stones equipped for just such an occasion.
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kevinwilliam964
@kevinwilliam964 5 жыл бұрын
Forgot to mention that he's a playable character in an FIST OF THE NORTH STAR game. Fist of the north star. Imagine, how many blood is that
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 5 жыл бұрын
Sinister Garbage a lot,I have the game but sometimes the graphics hurts my eyes,so I try to play around 3-4 times a week
@dxanatos2
@dxanatos2 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, didn't know that FOTNS had a pacifist option where you don't kill anyone.
@MrPepeDBZ
@MrPepeDBZ 4 жыл бұрын
Heheeeeeeeeeeeee, I don't need to imagine it, I FUCKIN LIVE IT
@cancerstinks1
@cancerstinks1 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, he won’t kill anyone in that game, because THEY’RE ALREADY DEAD
@shadyhats5947
@shadyhats5947 5 жыл бұрын
All those helicopters were remote controlled
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Wuuff
@Wuuff 4 жыл бұрын
The blood was a paid actor
@elahprice3126
@elahprice3126 3 жыл бұрын
That waiter actually was growing a mass of tumors and Kiryu actually guided his body so that each tumor was hit by a bullet, saving him
@koheletcalaforexclan6508
@koheletcalaforexclan6508 4 жыл бұрын
Kiryu: I never kill because no one is alive to prove it
@PalaDave99
@PalaDave99 3 жыл бұрын
I like how we as a fandom just eat up what the characters said about Kiryu. He never said he doesnt kill, he just doesnt like it, but if its self-defense....
@TheSkaOreo
@TheSkaOreo Жыл бұрын
Kiryu: "BOY OH BOY, HERE I GO DEFENDING MYSELF AGAIN!"
@PalaDave99
@PalaDave99 Жыл бұрын
@@TheSkaOreo I SURE HOPE THIS ROCKET WON'T INJURE OR KILL ANYONE IN THIS HELICOPTER 60 FLOORS HIGH IN THE SKY
@nootnewt9323
@nootnewt9323 6 жыл бұрын
Kiryu has never killed
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 6 жыл бұрын
Yes
@yusukeelric
@yusukeelric 4 жыл бұрын
They killed themselves by fighting with Kiryu
@HairyJuan
@HairyJuan 4 жыл бұрын
@@yusukeelric He said himself in Yakuza 7 "Only those that want to die come to me"
@jeffreypeters2803
@jeffreypeters2803 3 жыл бұрын
@@HairyJuan Think that was 5
@HairyJuan
@HairyJuan 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeffreypeters2803 He might of said it in 5 too but I'm referring to his boss battle in 7
@none-q4o
@none-q4o 4 жыл бұрын
He was actually aiming for the waiter, Kiryu just adjust his position for the bullet to hit him instead
@TeamDattony
@TeamDattony 4 жыл бұрын
I love the ending of Kiryu just staring at the next person he’s “not going to kill “
@ItsDanbo
@ItsDanbo 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever Kiryu is given a gun, I always say to myself, “Kazuma Kiryu has never killed a man”
@SpitefulShoebill
@SpitefulShoebill 4 жыл бұрын
Just rubber bullets and a lot of ketchup packets
@LeagueofDurga
@LeagueofDurga 4 жыл бұрын
Kiryu never killed a man, the bullets did.
@JOJOSTAR69
@JOJOSTAR69 3 жыл бұрын
DIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@PianoHypnoshroom
@PianoHypnoshroom 3 жыл бұрын
I did it. I found Dan bo before Ace Attorney.
@xShinigamiRyukuux
@xShinigamiRyukuux 4 жыл бұрын
Look! I can see their parachutes! They're okay.
@tailedgates9
@tailedgates9 4 жыл бұрын
That waiter CLEARLY had a bullet proof vest on.
@doctabaldhead
@doctabaldhead 4 жыл бұрын
I hope you are ready to serve tables IN THE NEXT DIMENSION!
@pollo4070
@pollo4070 3 жыл бұрын
@@tailedgates9 also the gun was a paintball gun, the waiter is ok!
@chappiescollectables
@chappiescollectables 4 жыл бұрын
0:54 Wait did this guy just one hand wield an AR? Who is he, Master chief?
@elpibelol5005
@elpibelol5005 4 жыл бұрын
Power of anime
@CrazyJean
@CrazyJean 3 жыл бұрын
Galileo assault rifle, not AR.
@AridaneKunOnline
@AridaneKunOnline 2 жыл бұрын
@@CrazyJean who cares if it's a Galileo or a Galil or an AEK or an M4, it's an assault rifle anyways lol
@theotherone7628
@theotherone7628 4 жыл бұрын
“So you won’t kill anybody but your fine with major blood loss?”
@briancahill9594
@briancahill9594 4 жыл бұрын
"And lifelong crippling?"
@kakateboi42
@kakateboi42 4 жыл бұрын
Y E S, I AM!
@GrassPokeKing
@GrassPokeKing 4 жыл бұрын
Kiryu at the end of this montage: "And nothing of value was lost."
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@avoretsims8989
@avoretsims8989 4 жыл бұрын
No one died, so nothin of value was lost.
@yusukeelric
@yusukeelric 4 жыл бұрын
considering the money you steal from their lifeless bodies, you actually gain value.
@GrassPokeKing
@GrassPokeKing 4 жыл бұрын
Somecooltoad Hey, those bodies are not lifeless, they are actually full of life, the life is just..... _sleeping_
@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 4 жыл бұрын
1:21 So this is the true power of the Dragon of Dojima...
@whitefri2z
@whitefri2z 3 жыл бұрын
Essence of brutal murder
@joelnascimento6675
@joelnascimento6675 3 жыл бұрын
Unloads a shotgun with peaceful intent
@DanHarkinz99
@DanHarkinz99 3 жыл бұрын
That was the first day on the job for the waiter. After being rejected by multiple companies and trying to find a way to support his little brother and sister sheet their parents tragically died in a car accident. This was going to be a turning point in their lives, he was about to earn enough money to start putting himself through college to her a degree in computer science. They told him he could go on a break but it was just one more customer coming in so he thought it'd be nice to accommodate and help him out before he goes on break. Right before Kiryu walked in he just got a message on LINE that his crush wanted to meet up that Saturday. Unfortunately, that date never happened. Even his brother and little sister found it they were moved into foster homes. They never recovered with Tojiro-Kum getting involved in drugs and little Miko-Chan getting coerced into an AV career.
@TheBrutalSax
@TheBrutalSax 4 жыл бұрын
Sega: “Well, Kiryu is man with a history of organized crime, so of course he’s kil-“ Kiryu: *[Cracks knuckles]* Sega: “Er I mean Kiryu has never killed anyone.... ever. But hey he’s a ladies man so he sure gets a lot of coo-“ Kiryu: *[Clenches fists]* Sega: “Kiryu is a virgin. He is a holy man of God. He is indeed a good boy who would never indulge in premarital sex. But he does sometimes get horny and do photography and watch vid-“ Kiryu: *[Grabs a motorcycle]* Sega: “THIS MAN IS NEVER HORNY, PLEASE STOP SCARING ME! IM SORRY!”
@meepermoppers8523
@meepermoppers8523 4 жыл бұрын
" _Sex? What's that?_ " - _Kiryu Kazuma, The Dragon of Dojima, as he beats a man with a bicycle_
@objectifymutahar1869
@objectifymutahar1869 4 жыл бұрын
Cute. Under8d comment u deserve more recognition
@kakateboi42
@kakateboi42 4 жыл бұрын
@@objectifymutahar1869 OBJECTION It was merely a self defense
@HairyJuan
@HairyJuan 3 жыл бұрын
I still have a hard time believing Pocket Circuit Fighter isn't a virgin while Kiryu is
@yoursonisold8743
@yoursonisold8743 3 жыл бұрын
The idea that Kiryu is a virgin is so infinitely entertaining, because of the side-quests where he straight up takes women to love hotels and in Kiwami even has live action movie pillow fights in bed with them... and literally nothing else. These ladies just came to a love hotel with him to play with pillows, cuddle a bit, smile and then went right back out the door so Kiryu could go back to Pocket Circuit Car racing.
@marxchase1351
@marxchase1351 4 жыл бұрын
"You...you never killed anyone did you?" Kiryu: "Yes, but they were all bad."
@TheKingOfRuckus
@TheKingOfRuckus 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm afraid I don't know anyone by that-" "DAME DANEEEEE!"
@DrunkenCoward1
@DrunkenCoward1 4 жыл бұрын
0:20 Pictured here: A man looking down at charred corpses that he had no hand in creating.
@yoursonisold8743
@yoursonisold8743 3 жыл бұрын
Kiryu: (Thank god the helicopter safely crashed into that soft orphanage. The children even gave the pilot CPR.)
@flamingcroatan3739
@flamingcroatan3739 4 жыл бұрын
Kiryu: "Kill? Please, Brutally best to pulp? Brake their bones? Beat them so hard they end up possibly crippled? Sure, but kill, I'm not a cold-blooded murder"
@kienphucnguyen2001
@kienphucnguyen2001 Жыл бұрын
it's kinda like an ability/curse: being not able to kill anyone. When he shots someone, it wasn't him killing, it was the bullet did the job
@TheMustardMan8
@TheMustardMan8 4 жыл бұрын
Enemy: Gets into helicopter. Kiryu: *Your free trial of living has expired.*
@chukyuniqul
@chukyuniqul 4 жыл бұрын
I recall reading (pc player, gotta wait for it) that in y5 or 6 there was a moment where kiryu basically proved that he's not against killing if he can't help it.
@Ydkwitd
@Ydkwitd 4 жыл бұрын
I think Yakuza 5 in Kiryu's story Chapter 4, he probably said that.
@yusukeelric
@yusukeelric 4 жыл бұрын
Considering the life he lives. He can't help it pretty often
@yoursonisold8743
@yoursonisold8743 3 жыл бұрын
He literally sets out to straight up murder the final bosses of Yakuza 6... the ONE time he actually wants to kill someone and he doesnt even do it and one of the two shoots himself while the other just goes to jail lol
@AridaneKunOnline
@AridaneKunOnline 2 жыл бұрын
@@yoursonisold8743 In hindsight, the Y6 ending was so satisfying, to see Kiryu actually wanting to murder the antagonist, if he had killed Jingu in 1, Reina and Nishiki would've probably lived for example. Although to be fair they would've also survived if he hadn't taken the blame for Nishiki...
@yoursonisold8743
@yoursonisold8743 2 жыл бұрын
@@AridaneKunOnline Or, you know, he could have handcuffed or tied up Jingu and his goons instead of just _leaving them behind completely free and with their guns_ . That was always the worst part of Yakuza 1. Terrible writing.
@HairyJuan
@HairyJuan 4 жыл бұрын
The way he just chucks that dude after using him as a human shield
@gabbycotto4024
@gabbycotto4024 3 жыл бұрын
Mistranslated statement: Better reading would be “never murdered in cold blood.” Which is much closer to the truth; Kiryu has a thing for never attacking people that no longer pose an active threat.
@ryangarza5513
@ryangarza5513 3 жыл бұрын
Normal hero: *pushes himself and the innocent person out of the way of the bullets* Kiryu: *uses innocent person as a human shield and chucks their body at the bad guy*
@asl_tae-hwankim8082
@asl_tae-hwankim8082 5 жыл бұрын
i don't have a gun! *literally killing guys with a shotgun*
@TheKazuma410P
@TheKazuma410P 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I'm certain Kiryu didn't give a shit about killing someone in the Yakuza 6 finale. Yakuza 0 though...
@kurosakikun96
@kurosakikun96 4 жыл бұрын
Most of the 6 finale he specifically said he wanted to murder Sugai and Iwami, and they still kept pushing him further
@yoursonisold8743
@yoursonisold8743 3 жыл бұрын
And he still didnt kill them anyway. Sugai offed himself and Little Baby Iwami is in jail. Kiryu cant even kill when he wants to. lol
@ProjectShiva
@ProjectShiva 3 жыл бұрын
There is something so funny about Kiryu casually pulling out a shotgun to take out three guys, then goes on to how he never kills. Good shit Yakuza
@cabracadabra_4256
@cabracadabra_4256 10 ай бұрын
Kiryu cannot kill, he has a rubber soul.
@auringtail
@auringtail 4 жыл бұрын
In Yakuza Dead Souls Hes so apposed to killing that he tries to beat the zombies with his fists.
@felixware
@felixware 3 жыл бұрын
they're fine people are made of concrete in this game
@Phantasmagor1c
@Phantasmagor1c 5 жыл бұрын
They're okay tho
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 5 жыл бұрын
Thx
@themojogamer75
@themojogamer75 5 жыл бұрын
Helicopter pilot: *exists* Kiryu: I'm about to end this whole man's career.
@bloodmoonangel8925
@bloodmoonangel8925 4 жыл бұрын
*knock out
@gageshippy2256
@gageshippy2256 3 жыл бұрын
Among other things
@MrMrx123456789
@MrMrx123456789 4 жыл бұрын
Kiryu: They're not dead......They're asleep.
@MrMrx123456789
@MrMrx123456789 4 жыл бұрын
@@stunjtbrazy5302 Just like my fish, he was asleep and flush him down the toilet that leads to the ocean!
@RagnarokMic
@RagnarokMic 4 жыл бұрын
Kiryu obviously didn't kill that waiter, he never fired a single shot. And Kiryu knows how to make people crash into explosions in such a manner that they only wish they were dead.
@ArcYT
@ArcYT 2 жыл бұрын
yakuza was so influential that they made Japan into a real thing, it's incredible what video games can do 🤜 we need to fight for gamer rights all around the globe and we need to keep doing things like this to get our name out there ✊ GO WILDCATS!!
@TeamGentlementlemen
@TeamGentlementlemen 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad youtube recommendations sent me down the yakuza rabbit hole.
@ron1919
@ron1919 3 жыл бұрын
What a hero. Look at all those lives Kiryu didn't take.
@diegomezapacheco7007
@diegomezapacheco7007 2 жыл бұрын
kiryu doesnt kill , he just sends people to the shadow realm for being bad
@bloodmoonangel8925
@bloodmoonangel8925 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry guys, it's common knowledge that every single yakuza has at least one Sacrifice Stone in their person
@yourneighbour5738
@yourneighbour5738 3 жыл бұрын
He destroyed the helicopter, the pilot fell down with it, he didn't kill anyone.
@DarkestAndBlackest
@DarkestAndBlackest 4 жыл бұрын
Kiryu shoots down a chopper with an RPG. "I can see their parachutes. They're ok."- Tien Shinhan.
@MasterOfInfinity
@MasterOfInfinity 3 жыл бұрын
The waiter didn't die. He had a Nokia 3310 in his front pocket!
@calamityjehn
@calamityjehn 4 жыл бұрын
It was a rubber waiter, doesn't count
@onlymadethistowatchvideos6209
@onlymadethistowatchvideos6209 4 жыл бұрын
If it wasn’t for those rubber rockets/bullets those guys never would have survived the crash!
@nosferados8402
@nosferados8402 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody comments on how they could (not) have survived that, but no one comments on how the guy at the reception shoots an assault rifle in full auto with deadly accuracy using JUST ONE HAND.
@inkchariot6147
@inkchariot6147 3 жыл бұрын
"Look! I can see their parachutes, they're okay!"
@RichterTheRat
@RichterTheRat 4 жыл бұрын
0:18 "Look! I can see their parachutes! They're okay!"
@punkco990
@punkco990 3 жыл бұрын
What you didn’t see was that off screen they were down on their knees begging for forgiveness
@JamieKayable
@JamieKayable 5 жыл бұрын
The ending tho, the bullets killed them. Not Kiryu, loophole.
@Randomyoutuber-4831
@Randomyoutuber-4831 3 ай бұрын
Kiryu whipping out a shotgun at the end and just blowing those guys away killed me. Don't worry! They were probably rubber bullets or something!
@Incog2k6
@Incog2k6 4 жыл бұрын
Kiryu has never killed anyone, and he is also a virgin, even though he has gone to hotels with dozens of hostesses. Yeah, he was probably just playing cards with them. What a true saint. Nice one, Sega.
@yusukeelric
@yusukeelric 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, he only is in 0 most probably. Kiwami starts with him borrowing money with the excuse it's for a soap massage. he's just shy with women.
@aurawraxd
@aurawraxd 4 жыл бұрын
@@yusukeelric Wasn't that Shinji?
@schwubmexx
@schwubmexx 8 ай бұрын
That was Essence of the Rubber Bullet Shotgun. They are fine
@chiyo-chanholocaust8143
@chiyo-chanholocaust8143 4 жыл бұрын
It's okay, I can see their parachutes
@papabray4703
@papabray4703 2 жыл бұрын
All those pilots and that waitor brushed themselves off, apologized and gave Kiryu a copper plate.
@nathanielgarza9198
@nathanielgarza9198 4 жыл бұрын
They didn’t die they just fell into a permanent comatose state
@garrysucks4190
@garrysucks4190 3 жыл бұрын
Kiryu definitely didn't kill the waiter, the guy at the counter did
@lameowizard
@lameowizard 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, they all had sacrifice stones
@bayouboigaming
@bayouboigaming 3 ай бұрын
0:52 Kiryu didn't kill that waiter, the fake receptionist did
@shalashashka3086
@shalashashka3086 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the waiter actually wanted to protect kiryu
@lambda-m1676
@lambda-m1676 Жыл бұрын
That random waiter was actually one of the assassins
@sasgo8452
@sasgo8452 3 жыл бұрын
Let's explain what happened The first guy managed to leave the helicopter as it got hit by the rocket and landed safely outside the explosion The second guy was thrown out of the chopper as it hit the wall away from the explosion, saving his life The third guy, he uhhh, he uhhhhh Anyway, the Kiryu called the ambulance right before stabbing the guy, so that they could save him and put his lost blood back The last three guys never happened
@regularbloke2117
@regularbloke2117 2 жыл бұрын
The last 3 guys were simply ragdolls
@AridaneKunOnline
@AridaneKunOnline 2 жыл бұрын
The third guy, rubber bullets and rubber blood, the other waiter just wanted to test his new airsoft AEK 971
@mimisezlol
@mimisezlol 4 жыл бұрын
This video was ahead of its time
@robbiethecontroller9642
@robbiethecontroller9642 4 жыл бұрын
"Never killed a single person" - JFJ
@joseurbano8169
@joseurbano8169 3 жыл бұрын
at this point Kiryu's hands have gained total sentience and are detacted from the rest of Kiryu's Body.
@TheShreksecution
@TheShreksecution 4 жыл бұрын
Kiryu didn't kill any of them. They killed themselves by getting in the way.
@omerustufikus1714
@omerustufikus1714 3 жыл бұрын
If I have a coin everytime kiryu killed a person, nothing would change
@bonnczech6974
@bonnczech6974 4 жыл бұрын
0:46 my favorite
@mas8705
@mas8705 4 жыл бұрын
*watches the explosion* Kiryu: I saw their parachutes deploy. They’re ok.
@randodox8375
@randodox8375 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, all of these people just happen ate a lot of strawberries flavored jelly. That's why it is spewing everywhere.
@cletusmandeletusman2328
@cletusmandeletusman2328 7 ай бұрын
I really want to see how the news reports look after these incidents happen… like alotta crazy shit happens in Kamurocho, but surely they can’t look past the helicopter that came down on them..
@内田ガネーシュ
@内田ガネーシュ 4 жыл бұрын
I always kill them using Pepper. All of my inventory is just pepper.
@briancahill9594
@briancahill9594 4 жыл бұрын
Who knew that pepper allergies could be so debilitating?
@zephyrus573
@zephyrus573 3 жыл бұрын
Of course kiryu never kills the player does
@内田ガネーシュ
@内田ガネーシュ 3 жыл бұрын
​@@zephyrus573Kiryu never Kiryu.
@tomassanchez0
@tomassanchez0 6 ай бұрын
1:20 I don't know why, but Kiryu starting the fight in beast mode just to take out a fucking shotgun is funny to me
@devpashupati9168
@devpashupati9168 4 жыл бұрын
That zoom at the end killed me.
@GiantTastyXD
@GiantTastyXD 4 жыл бұрын
Dev Pashupati 😆
@thejallenator5722
@thejallenator5722 Жыл бұрын
It's a good thing Kiryu's rocket/bullets gently knocked everyone into the working parachutes and floated them to safety before the helicopter exploded.
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