Can we just appreciate his pretty much perfect impression of a horn?
@Metal_Master_YT3 жыл бұрын
yep.
@bloodaid3 жыл бұрын
3:13 Damn, he even swears in *horn*
@Metal_Master_YT3 жыл бұрын
@@bloodaid just noticed xD
@RockinEnabled3 жыл бұрын
Scrolled to comment section immediately after that. Thank heavens, your comment was at the top :)
@smokysky25473 жыл бұрын
yeah, that was really good indeed :D
@PromptCritical7252 жыл бұрын
Submarines. I served on a submarine. We had a dive alarm that attempted to replicate the klaxon but sounded like an elephant getting kicked in the nuts. We installed an old-timey klaxon and played it over the 1MC announcing system when diving. It made us feel more submariney.
@teresashinkansen94022 жыл бұрын
Mmmm... now I wonder how does someone kick an elephant in the nuts?
@caelan5301 Жыл бұрын
I would argue that the normal klaxon already sounds like an elephant getting kicked in the nuts
@Zickcermacity Жыл бұрын
@@teresashinkansen9402 ... and SURVIVE doing so! lol
@genderender Жыл бұрын
very important upgrade
@fosty. Жыл бұрын
@@teresashinkansen9402 Do a handstand
@thcottie4 жыл бұрын
"Through the magic of buying two..." might be my favorite reoccurring joke.
@AlleyKatt4 жыл бұрын
This has to be the dumbest recurring joke on KZbin. And it's probably my favourite, too.
@michealpersicko95313 жыл бұрын
@@AlleyKatt Well it's better than food network chefs going "here's one i prepared earlier that in now way shape or form that one of the lackeys made ahead of time for me because i couldn't be bothered to.
@drozdziak13 жыл бұрын
only if you say it more than once
@TS_Mind_Swept2 жыл бұрын
It's 2 years later and I'm still not sick of it 😂😂
@Architector_42 жыл бұрын
Might be a stretch, but another thing to notice in this case: as he's putting down parts of it, he makes two thumps and a kind-of-a cymbal hit with them. Literal badum-tshh, though not in the same rhythm
@raphaeldagamer Жыл бұрын
The initial sounding of the klaxon horn and the fear response to it combine to create a stunning and hilarious audio-visual experience that I hope to pass on to my progeny in the future.
@joshh8282 жыл бұрын
Submariner here. We no longer have klaxons installed as standard equipment. The new version runs from the announcing system (each alarm is a different circuit card) and sounds a bit like several dogs dying, so we often find old klaxons from decommissioned subs and wire them in on the sly.
@harryballz6358 Жыл бұрын
The new ones should say "Everyone fart really hard so somone up above hears us?".... Sorry bud, I hear sub I can't help thinking of "Down Periscope"...lol Thank you & your family for your service! Fact is our families serve right along with us rather we understand that our not they are along for the ride for damn sure. 🫡..Peace!
@zombieregime Жыл бұрын
Tax payer here. Dear military industrial complex, if you're going to spend so much damn funding on these things, could you have the common decency and expression of some level of functional intelligence to give the kids that sign up years of their lives away to operate some of the death traps yall produce the kind of alarm system that inspires them to not regret their decision dedicating those years in service of a country that would apparently give them digital dogfarts instead? Maybe there is a sonic component to their reasoning, like it resonates in the hull and could be used to figure out where the sub is..... but honestly if that were the case Id have more issue with international relations being that tense where a freaking dive horn would give up the game..... Just give em the fucking klaxon for friggs sake. Signed, one of many who funded your shit alarm. ps - Im sorry sailor, I didnt know they screwed the pooch that bad....
@SuperFlashDriver2 ай бұрын
@@zombieregime Gotta love how the tech takes nearly 20 - 30 years to be replaced, when the originals work just as good, if not better than the new ones.
@AverageMichaelJordansАй бұрын
2 Separate comments from submariners, possibly more that are less visible, both testifying that they have retrofitted klaxons on top of their digitized alarm systems for the sake of fun and sanity is conceptually stupefying
@KenionatusАй бұрын
@@SuperFlashDriver I mean... less parts that can break when you use the already existing speakers. It makes a lot of sense from that perspective. Then again, you now have a single point of failure in the device that sends the sound to the speakers. Then again again, you can also just shout over the intercom. Actually, why even have a dive alarm? Aren't the people up on the sail and the people on the bridge (is it called a bridge?) the only ones that really need to know that the sub is going below the surface at this very moment? (sonar's probably going to notice by themselves)
@linkinpark98125 жыл бұрын
I wonder if his neighbors were wondering why there was a traffic jam in his house.
@JohnMcLusky5 жыл бұрын
It's a good thing that his studio is in the basement of a house in a rural area!
@chronosthevnwierdo64615 жыл бұрын
Don't be silly, of course they weren't. They were, however, wondering why there was a submarine battle going on in there.
@SianaGearz5 жыл бұрын
I wonder whether he still has neighbours. I wonder whether he has been institutionalised yet, without access to technology and old stuff.
@Yugophoto5 жыл бұрын
My theory is this video was filmed a long time ago, and is how he got his level 2 charger installed "if you don't install my charger, I'll play with the horns again" "oh god no, give him the damn charger"
@pingwenhung83275 жыл бұрын
You mean his Neighbor wondering why is there a submarine going to dive in his house.
@Devil-tm4nu5 жыл бұрын
I didn’t take that noise warning seriously enough.
@0JayDoubleU5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣🤣
@leechowning27125 жыл бұрын
I go the other way. I muted it... And loved his face.
@GrassLion854 жыл бұрын
Saaaaame! Lmao
@ペターズジョシュア4 жыл бұрын
Same
@1objection4 жыл бұрын
I read this before he used that horn and I'm glad I did. I turned my sound down to the point where it was almost on mute and it was still loud.
@andrewgoss1682 Жыл бұрын
Here's my fun fact about car horns! My great grandma could never hear when i was growing up, hearing aids and still couldn't hear you most of the time. I found out it was because she worked in a car factory tuning horns in probably the 50s-60s.
@wolf257055 жыл бұрын
4:25 “Through the magic of “Buying Two of Them’” is still my favorite running joke on this show.
@BobStein5 жыл бұрын
Finally got it. The magic of repeating a joke like the magic of repeating the buy. Like the magic of explaining a joke...
@Gotinha1235 жыл бұрын
The way you used quotes annoys me
@datsun100a35 жыл бұрын
That one German kid Sourkraut he cant reply bc he flew awaysahsbxhhfjhfcniufvf
@wolgrave30164 жыл бұрын
I love how to subtitles are different with the two different horns horn1: BEEP horn2:beep
@queersaint4 жыл бұрын
horn 1: (sounded angry) horn 2: (it's not mad, just disappointed) the subtitles are a gift
@craftyfish04 жыл бұрын
When it went to the kalxon, the subtitles went "Ahooooooga"
@djmoch10014 жыл бұрын
@@craftyfish0 "Holy *HONK!* this thing is loud!"
@Fig_Bender4 жыл бұрын
Absolute God tier subtitles
@harryf98854 жыл бұрын
Yeah his subtitles are great. I usually don’t use subtitles but always turn them on for his videos
@pater50944 жыл бұрын
When you say "you shouldn't put it on your car" I'm hearing "its perfect for your shitbox motorcycle" Perfect tip, thanks!
@BrianFullerton4 жыл бұрын
Same for my shitbox pickup...right next to the spot I am leaving for the eventual cruise ship horn.
@PortCharmers4 жыл бұрын
What for? Shitbox motorcycles' exhaust note should overshadow any horn anyway.
@harryf98854 жыл бұрын
PortCharmers maybe not this one lol. It’s f***ing loud
@BazilRat4 жыл бұрын
Bugger your motorcycle, I'm trying to figure out how to fit one to a bicycle...
@docthebiker4 жыл бұрын
I use a snail style air horn on my bikes. Compact and probably louder. Instead of a blind witch sideswiping me at 110mph on the autobahn she jumped up and ate her headlining.
@critskraiserfirgrats1783Ай бұрын
0:28 table corner is visible.
@daboy9390Ай бұрын
why live
@killerthrillzmar8871Ай бұрын
Goddamnit
@Pars3lyАй бұрын
Fuck you random stranger. Now i cant unsee it. ☹️☹️
@RadioactiveBluePlatypusАй бұрын
Wtf I thought the table was endless, my life is forever changed
@Blahaj_IKEAАй бұрын
My life is a lie
@Otto_von_Chesterfield4 жыл бұрын
3:13 - That sound warning is no joke, I can barely hear him speaking but the horn was loud enough to make me jump.
@JunoTheRailfan8443 жыл бұрын
yea it scared the %$& out of me XD
@lambdaexclamationpoint3 жыл бұрын
yeah i was looking at my breakfast when it popped up, frightening mistake
@Dorumin3 жыл бұрын
Nice avatar, DST is lots of fun
@calculator18413 жыл бұрын
I even read this comment, waited at the t/s, still jumped lol
@Noratekki3 жыл бұрын
It made me laugh instead of scare me
@aidanfarnan46834 жыл бұрын
"Stupidly load." Silly noise". "Makes a sound by rotating a motor." and "only $10". *Me, fixing one directly to a hand-held drill and sneaking up behind my flatmate* "You don't say?"
@loganiushere3 жыл бұрын
*former flatmate now
@amymoriyama66163 жыл бұрын
Ooooo, I think I might have to make something like this...
@saganandroid41753 жыл бұрын
Bonus points for mating it to an impact wrench.
@theactualslapmaster24663 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ that's an idea
@vaclav_fejt3 жыл бұрын
My mate once carried a acid-lead battery and a Fiat Ducato horn on his bycicle. Imagine if I could gear *this* on the pedals.
@MatthewSmith-sz1yq3 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing from the car alarm diving joke. I got the mental image of someone smashing your car's window, only for the horn to start blaring, the radio starts yelling "dive, dive, dive!" and the car sinks into the ground.
@AgentLane13 Жыл бұрын
This is a beautiful image and I love you for it
@SonsOfLorgar Жыл бұрын
Colin Furze is working on it 😂
@zombieregime Жыл бұрын
Hey Alec! I found another one for the weirdo club! Welcome, brother.😁
@Xavierisbst. Жыл бұрын
imagine this actually happening to your car someone just breaks your window and your car goes into the ground. then what do you do?
@user-ty6we2sp2m Жыл бұрын
That's how it feels to be dreaming
@manifestgtr Жыл бұрын
Dude, the fact that you’re wearing a 727 shirt is an elixir for my soul. That’s one of my favorite airliners of all time…mostly retired now and massively under-appreciated for the “pilots’ airplane” that it was
@navelriver Жыл бұрын
I wish I was back in those times.
@hranolcek Жыл бұрын
wysi wyfsi
@C76CaravanАй бұрын
Same
@user-nk4td9bg6wАй бұрын
yes sir!!! would love to spend a few days back in time visiting all of the airports 😅
@ryanjohnson456520 күн бұрын
Peanut butter flavored floss
@gabesouthwell24155 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate that horn noise he made with his mouth at the start
@YostPeter5 жыл бұрын
It was surprisingly accurate.
@FernieCanto5 жыл бұрын
@@YostPeter It was a very... pleased sounding horn, though: "a-HOOOO-ahhhh!"
@mctv64865 жыл бұрын
Totaly not a way to tell a car to Frick Off
@mumblbeebee65465 жыл бұрын
Amen. That had me floored, the rest of the video, however solid, is struggling to get my attention after that glorious sound! It sounded even more like a klaxon than a klaxon!!
@schelsullivan5 жыл бұрын
You could use his voice audio and allowed speaker as a horn.
@fatcerberus4 жыл бұрын
"The result is a f*honk*ing loud noise" Best censor ever.
@jacobnemeth76344 жыл бұрын
Fhonk
@homefront31624 жыл бұрын
lolololol
@theycallmeJacko4 жыл бұрын
*beep
@NavJordaan4 жыл бұрын
IKR!
@seacow81144 жыл бұрын
Time stamp is 1:21 I think
@GlitchedBlox5 жыл бұрын
Car: *Activates horn* Neighbor: It's probably a submarine.
@ebinrock5 жыл бұрын
But the horn makes "one ping only, Mr. Vizili"!
@mattiviljanen81095 жыл бұрын
Car: *activates horn (for the seventh time) Neighbour: Dammit, when is he going to fix his submarine!?
@eken815 жыл бұрын
What? A submarine in the community pond?
@Hexagonian5 жыл бұрын
@@eken81 no, a submarine in your flooded basement.
@jonathankydd18165 жыл бұрын
ahh yes, the common suburban submarine
@HerrDoktorWeberMD2 жыл бұрын
"this joke is never gonna get old" man, I've been watching this channel for years and my friend and I still sprinkle "through the magic of buying two of them..." into our work conversations.
@williamreynolds61322 жыл бұрын
I just got my emissions test done and every time they moved a car they would hit the horn a couple times. Just being able to watch through the windows at the testers reactions would make that horn worth it.
@bobatronsloshy41802 жыл бұрын
Dew it
@congruentcrib2 жыл бұрын
Depending on you car, you may get an even better reaction when getting tires/ a rotation. If you ask them to relearn the TPMS (Tire Pressure Monitoring System/Sensor) there's a chance (depending on manufacturer) that the horn will honk. Most commonly on GM cars and trucks. What happens is the car is put into TPMS Relearn Mode; the horn will honk twice. After that, they will have to trigger each sensor (1 per tire) and once the car recognizes that a sensor has been triggered, it'll honk one more time. This will leave you with 8 short honks. I hate doing this with regular car honks... I don't want this with louder horns. The whole point of relearning the sensors is so the vehicle knows which sensors it needs to keep track of. Some cars even tell you what pressure the tires are at, and this is nice except most shops don't relearn the sensors, so you may see it says your front passenger side tire is low, when its actually your driver rear, or you driver front, or your passenger rear. If your vehicle does show where the tires are, make sure they relearn the sensors every time you get a rotation or new tires. They cant charge you because technically it could be considered "disabling a safety feature" which in the eyes of DOT any safety feature is equal to all... disable a tire light, just as bad as disabling the airbags. Being said, this is more of a technicality, and most places wont put up much of a fight if you tell them that information. They'll assume you know what you're talking about and they'll know its an uphill battle. I did not mean to type out a whole essay. One thing lead to another, and this is what I'm left with. I'm sorry
@marccolten98012 жыл бұрын
When I lived in NJ the emission test included EVERYTHING but the sound system - lights, horn, brakes. Here in Georgia they check NOTHING. All the cars around you are death machines but no harmful emissions.
@congruentcrib2 жыл бұрын
@@marccolten9801 wanna talk about death machines… I had a customer who was worried about his rear brakes. He got them done at some sketchy place. Let me just list some of the issues…. The pitman arm (what steers the car) has so much play in it, the rear hubs had play, I don’t even know how the balljoints were in place, they’re just waiting to fall out. It has engine codes, ABS codes, one of the leaf spring shackle’s u bolt was snapped- on both sides, the place he had it worked on just gave him his parking brake saying it “fell off” (it has drums and that means the parking brake is required for it to function), the brake pedal was super soft and unresponsive, there was an old brake line that was just resting in the back of the truck, any time you’d put it in drive it would jolt forward, both front swaybar links were snapped, one of the rear brake cylinders was spewing fluid, the rear shocks were completely blown, one of the rubber bushings was just missing from one of the shocks, it leaked trans fluid, and best of all… there were 3 holes in the transmission… just straight up 3 holes? All of which looked to be done by the manufacturer. 2 of which had threads. There’s more if you want. Customer doesn’t care about any food that… just wants his brakes to work.
@darthkarl992 жыл бұрын
@@congruentcrib As somone from the UK, Oof. That would not be road legal.
@mrpotat6805 жыл бұрын
He did an almost perfect impression of one.
@Circuitssmith4 жыл бұрын
“a-woog.” Flawless.
@anothrto10454 жыл бұрын
Well he's pulling info out of somewhere so he must be a proctologist
@stephencook44023 жыл бұрын
When I was in high school my dad and I restored a 1927 Chevrolet. My recollection is that the klaxon on that car had a motor driving a rotating drumstick that hit the diaphragm when you used the horn. Since it was literally one beat per revolution the sound was lower and the modulation more distinct than these modern klaxons. (this was 60 years ago so my memory may be faulty)
@kokopellione3 жыл бұрын
If that was 60 years ago how old are you now
@lxndshark41233 жыл бұрын
Probably at least 60
@jacobshort65282 жыл бұрын
My Dad helped his Mother fix their 1932 Ford Model A in their driveway, during the winter, when he was younger than 10. It was their daily driver and had to run well every day. Grandpa died in 1949 when Dad was just 6 going on 7. So this man could be in his 70s.
@jacobshort65282 жыл бұрын
@jernejj5 My dad is 79, and he said that all the kids in the village of Onota went to a one room schoolhouse, kindergarten through 12th grade in the same room, with just one teacher. The older kids helped tutor the younger kids. 12 year-olds were in 5th grade, unless they scored higher on the tests and could skip some grades. But back then the really old cars were much simpler to repair and restore than cars of today. A toolbox might have 3 or 4 wrenches, a hacksaw, one flatbit screwdriver, a hammer and a coil of baling wire. This could fit in a small box beneath the seat. And kids helped work on cars from an early age, as their smaller hands could reach into places a grownups couldnt.
@TheGearhead2222 жыл бұрын
@@jacobshort6528 Your adjust the tone by adjusting the nut on the top of the horn diaphragm. This changes the tension between the diaphragm, the ball bearing and the rotating wave washer-really simple in concept. -John in Texas
@voltare2amstereo Жыл бұрын
A tech-con video i can't listen to when trying to sleep
@Ayeloo5 жыл бұрын
*Eyes pop out, pupils turn to bombs and explode eyes, slams fist of table multiple times and empty eyeholes shoot out smoke puffs like a factory shift whistle, howls like wolf, tongue rolls out, screams AWOOOOOOOOOGA* NOW THAT'S A DAME
@RobCamp-rmc_05 жыл бұрын
Ayeloo Official HAHT CHA CHAAAA
@zangetsuu5 жыл бұрын
i was desperately in search of this comment, my brow was absolutely caked in sweat like a newborn is caked in its mother's juice with worry that i would never see this again. thank you
@clark9878785 жыл бұрын
This
@wyattroncin9414 жыл бұрын
you're forgetting the heart leaping out of your chest cavity about 3 feet
@susano71354 жыл бұрын
Ah yeah, we're on the same wavelength buddy
@nagiuhti3 жыл бұрын
As a Greek person, I can tell you the ancient Greek word ”klazo” is used in its modern Greek version as "klano”,and it means ”fart". Very nice!
@tetraphobie2 жыл бұрын
Farting, aka Nature's organic horn.
@tho_tho2 жыл бұрын
As also a Greek person who actually knows Greek, "klazo" and "klano" are two entirely different words not even remotely relevant to one another. "Klazo" means to create any high pitched/piercing sound like metal ringing.
@Vpmatt2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could fart "awooga!" on demand.
@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647 Жыл бұрын
Hahahahahah klano
@heroponriki518 Жыл бұрын
Very nice!
@tylernatale78984 жыл бұрын
This is the first ever noise warning I've seen that's followed by an actually sufficiently jarring noise
@andrewpena90414 жыл бұрын
Luckily I was in the process of turning my headset down. Glad I did.
@lynxranger92263 жыл бұрын
You’ve never seen “Scotland forever,” then
@SobrietyandSolace3 жыл бұрын
I HAVE HEADPHONES ON AND IT WASN'T ENOUGH NOTICE
@dillpixell3 жыл бұрын
was turning down the volume and it still scared the shit out of me
@ashleystadlman23713 жыл бұрын
I turned down my sound by like 2 dots and it still wasn’t enough
@Catholic172 жыл бұрын
The impression of the klaxon was amazing, and 3:13 dang
@RonanNotRyan5 жыл бұрын
"And the result is a **CAR HORN** loud noise." This channel is brilliant.
@mctv64865 жыл бұрын
one time i remember hearing a horn like that and i droped a 6 pack of coke cans and they exploded all over the parking lot
@johnmcquay825 жыл бұрын
@@mctv6486 Did you go back into the store to replace the cans and buy a clean pair of pants?
@mctv64865 жыл бұрын
@@johnmcquay82 no it didnt get on me cuz i put them on a shelf and i was 5 feet away wehn they fell off the shelf and blew up
@mctv64865 жыл бұрын
@Y O J I M B O 用心棒 no i was in a walmart
@clentistwoud5 жыл бұрын
@Y O J I M B O 用心棒 I'll ask you: Is it this important?
@HexedPedestrian5 жыл бұрын
That was a surprisingly accurate vocalization of an old car horn.
@Ralph-yn3gr5 жыл бұрын
"Better use this car battery that I just have lying around" You know, as you do. Also, fun fact: those things were originally hand cranked. I have a feeling that's why they're "mechanical loudspeakers" run by a spinning motor. They just replaced the hand crank with an electric motor and called it a day.
@ET_AYY_LMAO5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, dont you? I dont even own a car and I got one
@the_kombinator5 жыл бұрын
Currently (haha), I have 3 car batteries and some UPS 12v batteries lying around my house. Well, strictly speaking, they're lying around and being connected to a trickle charger, but yeah, they're around. Lying.
@ZenoDLC5 жыл бұрын
Well, guess taking one hand for relatively a long time to crank a horn would be dangerous while driving
@butre.5 жыл бұрын
I just rounded up my collection of car batteries a few days ago and discovered that 31 of them need to be brought to the scrapyard
@hagerty19525 жыл бұрын
A lot of them weren't "cranked" in the manner of twisting a handle in a circle. They used a rack and pinion with the rack sitting along side the flywheel inside. The device would be mounted to the side of the car near the driver (like on the door post or windshield pillar) and said operator would mash the top of the rack. This would spin up the flywheel for a quick burst. This is the same way those thumb-drive sparkler toys worked.
@Victor-tl4dk2 жыл бұрын
6:51 I would love to see the look on a thief's face when the car suddenly goes into dive mode 😂😂😂
@JuliaCV93 жыл бұрын
"better use this... car battery that I have lying a-" *[OOOOOOOGA!!!]* 3:13
@KrugerBabadook3 жыл бұрын
you can see the horn roll because of the motor
@mySeaPrince_3 жыл бұрын
@@KrugerBabadook ... there's a video idea... 🐱 ...
@KrugerBabadook3 жыл бұрын
@@mySeaPrince_ wat?
@gab_v2503 жыл бұрын
Holy f[Gary horn honk] this thing is loud!
@mySeaPrince_3 жыл бұрын
@@KrugerBabadook Torque reaction?
@macdjord4 жыл бұрын
I d'know; if I heard a submarine announcing it was about to dive in the middle of the city, that would get my attention a lot better than just another car alarm.
@SunriseLAW3 жыл бұрын
Oh please,, everyone know submarines are in the water... not the city. FACTS: They have STRICT laws about diving horns ...which prevented the end of the world. A couple weeks ago I was in my Ohio-class nuclear submarine deciding which continent to obliterate when a Seawolf submarine pulled me over and gave me a ticket for the wrong diving horn. They searched my vessel and temporarily impounded my 24 ballistic missiles with MIRV warheads until I installed the correct diving horn and paid the $200 fine.
@tlangdon123 жыл бұрын
@@SunriseLAW Did you ever decide which continent to obliterate?
@SunriseLAW3 жыл бұрын
@@tlangdon12 Based on the Diving Horn Laws, I am thinking about the East Coast of USA from about Richmond VA up to Portland, Maine. I am still stinging over the $200 fine and I have to get a 'legal' diving horn. I contacted General Dynamics in Groton CT.... A new diving horn for an Ohio-class sub costs over $143 million!!!! I ended up ordering a Chinese-made diving horn, the exact same one they sell to General Dynamics for $95 and it is on its way!
@tlangdon123 жыл бұрын
@@SunriseLAW Result!
@mySeaPrince_3 жыл бұрын
@@SunriseLAW Have you been watching too many TC videos... 🐱 ...
@Spirit5325 жыл бұрын
"As in the event of a break-in, any would-be do-gooder will simply think your car is diving below the surface" was the line that killed me. That, and the short alarm blip.
@Adenzel5 жыл бұрын
Was hoping someone mentored this, it had me in stitches.
@cowtastic1415 жыл бұрын
@@Adenzel do you need an ambulance
@Adenzel5 жыл бұрын
@@cowtastic141 Quite possibly, my typo makes it look like I'm having a stroke 😅
@pomaranc7475 жыл бұрын
And I was drinking just as he said it, over my laptop as well...
@FyreWulff5 жыл бұрын
gonna be honest i've been pretty down and out this past week and that line gave me one of the most unstoppable gut laughs i've had in a while
@Pika915Ай бұрын
1:56 MISTAKE!!!! Two notes being played at once is called an Interval, a chord only happens with 3 or more
@CODDE117Ай бұрын
Pedantic but true
@thatonesigmer_guy24 күн бұрын
yuh
@Gab-zj7xt22 күн бұрын
Sure but most importantly in this case it's major, not minor
@nik424419 күн бұрын
Nerd
@squeakyfoxx17 күн бұрын
kinda? an interval is merely just the tone difference between 2 notes, like a 3rd or a 5th. that last part is right though, 2 notes played at once isn't quite a chord(unless you'te a metal guitarist, then that's a "power chord"). I don't know what 2 notes would be called, if anything.
@UpsideDownCycle4 жыл бұрын
these horns could damage the ears of other people! You cant use them in a ca- haha red horn go *A W O O G A*
@dkskcjfjswwwwwws4134 жыл бұрын
KLAXON BEAT
@PanduPoluan4 жыл бұрын
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 Now I'm so looking forward to DJs sampling the awooga sound and use it in their mixes 😆
@sheilaolfieway18854 жыл бұрын
You can't do anything in Commiefornia.
@UpsideDownCycle4 жыл бұрын
wow! Thank you for 1000 likes guys! Very cool!
@greenscreen10604 жыл бұрын
I'm buying one right now to install in my car because of this video.
@CaveyMoth5 жыл бұрын
"This would be an effective horn should you put one on your vehicle." [In the exact same tone] "Should you put one on your vehicle?" Hilarious!
@jek__4 жыл бұрын
"People are stupidly dangerous nearly all the time!" lol, i love your tone when you said that Hey fun fact, sine wave sounds are fundamentally difficult to locate for creatures that audiolocate with two ears, as we do so by calculating time discrepancy between the sounds in each of our ears, and sine waves are hard to match up with other sine waves because they could go forward or backward, and both are just as reasonable. Thats why it can seem like the sound is rapidly switching from one ear to the other, with minor changes in orientation. So really, pure sinusoidal sounds are functionally the worst possible sound to use for stuff like car horns and phone ringers, because our ear hardware can't locate it very well. This is quite a dangerous oversight in many cases, one of the dangers is people swerving the wrong way in their cars, not being able to tell which truck is backing up to get out of the way, or simply missing a phone call because the tool designed to get located is fundamentally unlocatable. Klaxons seem much better for this, with their weird nonlinear sound. Wait, crap, did I pick up the information about sound locating from this channel? lol Honestly all the horns sound bad to me, because they're used as communication tools to indicate something bad. No matter how pleasant they sound, they will always sound bad because of their function
@qwertyTRiG4 жыл бұрын
This is why many trucks now use white noise: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJKVaZ9_fNqrp5o.
@sixstringedthing4 жыл бұрын
The science behind designing warning alarms is really fascinating. On the one hand, you'd expect pure sinusoidal waves to be good for the purpose as they don't occur in nature and are therefore quite distinctive to the human ear in terms of tone, but they're difficult to locate for the reasons described above. The use of specific frequencies for certain reasons and the use of white/pink noise are also very interesting. The subjective "goodness" or "badness" of horn sounds are a cultural/environmental thing to some extent. In countries such as India and China, bicycle bells and car horns are used almost constantly in dense traffic as a "Here I am, don't hit me" signal. I think anyone who grew up in such an environment would have a different subjective judgement of those noises. But on the other hand, such a person may be even more alarmed (heh) by a warning siren or horn sound they are unfamiliar with, which I suppose is the whole point.
@SuperAWaC4 жыл бұрын
Fortunately we get directionality from sound reflecting off different surfaces and through life experience we pick up the intuition for it.
@ziiofswe4 жыл бұрын
You need to get one of those air horn sets that play La Cucaracha or something. Play it at least once a day to increase your liking of horns.
@Alloveck4 жыл бұрын
So is that the reasoning behind certain insects, specifically the ones with extremely monotone calls, somehow sounding like one source of sound in multiple places at once? If so, there's one lifetime mystery solved.
@roytee3127Ай бұрын
That Gary horn - that's the sound that car horns made back when I was a kid. Sounds like men wearing hats and suits. The hoens in my Dad's cars looked like that, too. 7:43
@justuni87355 жыл бұрын
I edited this comment so you won't know what i said.
@@lgn700 It was a sting operation by the Navy the whole time.
@KenpachiZarakiX5 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@YourLocalCatboy5 жыл бұрын
"Up rearview mirror!"
@epiccollision5 жыл бұрын
“And people are stupidly dangerous nearly all the time” we really should come with a warning label of some sort
@the_egg_5 жыл бұрын
Caution: stupid people
@jcsjcs25 жыл бұрын
"Here's your sign". Bill Engvall already had that insight ;-)
@BrockPittsPhoto5 жыл бұрын
epiccollision warranty and information card delivered at birth
@kogasoldier93795 жыл бұрын
Most people do, you just can't see it. There's usually two types: Democrat and Republican.
@dewetolivier23625 жыл бұрын
It's almost as if we are the trailer trash of the galaxy , or the universe...
@miguellefevre20893 жыл бұрын
I’ve had one of these installed on my car for about two years. I hardly ever use my horn, and every time I do, I’ve completely forgotten about it and it scares me every time.
@trainsntile2 жыл бұрын
LOL!!
@J19_vlogger742 жыл бұрын
just wait till you accidently set the alarm off
@Smileyea81 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Netro1992 Жыл бұрын
"this joke will never get old." Correct, never stop doing it.
@Duranceau5 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid, in the early 70's, my family used to live in Gabon, in equatorial Africa. As we were planning on leaving the capital to go traveling around the country, we had to have our car outfitted, in addition to the regular horn, with a "klaxon de brousse" (a bush klaxon), a super loud horn, that we'd use before every major curve in the road, so that we could make our presence known, up to a kilometre ahead, to the drivers of the huge logging trucks careening recklessly on the narrow laterite dirt mountain roads. It was quite striking hearing our little white Renault 4 howling like an old-timey truck.
@johngaltline99335 жыл бұрын
The magic of buying a second one does, in fact, never get old.
@Sammie10535 жыл бұрын
I will still never get over the mythical third toaster
@landenfisher47545 жыл бұрын
“Your manufacture decides to spurge on you”
@trainsntile2 жыл бұрын
I installed one of these in my 1st new car, a 1980 VW Rabbit. I love cars of the 30s, 40s & 50s. In fact, I had my buddy put a 1950s 'flame job' on this car 3 months after I bought it! Nuts, HUH? Sand down a perfectly beautiful factory black paint job to put 'flames' on the hood, fenders & into the doors! The guy did an excellent job! Anyway, back to the horn. Everyone knew when I was around, as I DID make the 'ah-OOO-gah' my primary horn. I even had the state motor vehicle inspectors grinning & laughing. They said that the horn was DEFINATELY loud enough!! Anyway, I just sold the car to my daughter's girlfriend's dad about a month ago. I forgot to tell the guy about the horn. He hasn't gotten around to getting it running yet, but I'm sure my daughter will get a text about the horn. (PS- It never got wet, so I'm guessing that it still works!) Maybe I'll install one in the "06 Scion Tc that I just bought- Hmmm?
@tuxrandom3 жыл бұрын
TC: Holy [honk] this thing is LOUD! Me: Now that would make for a perfect alarm clock upgrade.
@24ecko3 жыл бұрын
Here you go lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/bquoeWh9rbWBhZo
@jacobshort65282 жыл бұрын
That'll bust your ear drums!
@tbuk83502 жыл бұрын
@@jacobshort6528 and as an added bonus, wake you up instantly! Heck, you might start automatically waking up 10 minutes before the alarm goes off, so you can defuse it first!
@kayleighmoore69512 жыл бұрын
@@tbuk8350 Oh wait! You can't defuse it.
@richardbaumgart24542 жыл бұрын
@@tbuk8350 😂
@SwankeyMonkey5 жыл бұрын
I love how he taunts us with the challenge of installing these into our cars. Telling us how bad of an idea it is, yet with a wink gives us full instructions on how it can be managed.
@ethan323z5 жыл бұрын
SwankeyMonkey I actually installed one of these on my old Ford Taurus and it was hilarious
@joelpowell44245 жыл бұрын
An old fella I lived with had 2, one on his car and one on his mobility scooter 😂
@1115devon5 жыл бұрын
The horn in my 78 f150 died so I replaced it with one
@justinjrebbert3 жыл бұрын
“Layered sounds can be difficult to decipher, and I’m not a proctologist.” I swear I almost passed out after laughing so hard from this…quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve heard so far this decade!
@kevinrandlett29203 жыл бұрын
Omg this will age like a fine wine!
@kevinbirge4423 жыл бұрын
I agree, He tells his jokes all the time and I usually smile and nod out of politeness. This time I laughed out loud.
@quilynn3 жыл бұрын
I seriously can't figure out the joke...
@Inferryu3 жыл бұрын
@@quilynn The best I can think of is the fact that proctologists can use ultrasound to check your bum, going thru the different layers in your skin, I can't think of anything else.
@TheOtherCiphbruh3 жыл бұрын
@@quilynn Honestly, you are not alone.
@Blakeyrobinson858 Жыл бұрын
3:14 MY SOUL JUMPED OUT OF MY BODY THAT WAS SO LOUD
@SuperCookieGaming_5 жыл бұрын
“to ahoog” that cracked me up. 5:53 for those who want to hear it again and again.
@Nostaljack5 жыл бұрын
I remain dead. Someone send help.
@Wutsizbukkit6 ай бұрын
@Nostaljack nah, you'll be fine
@OneironauticalOne5 жыл бұрын
What about those distinct eerie sirens that we hear during a tornado or air raid?
@cthulutech46975 жыл бұрын
He should definitely cover those too
@bmjames5 жыл бұрын
I always wondered how they worked, having seen people cranking them in war movies. How could something hand-cranked be so loud!?
@tinfoilhat385 жыл бұрын
Ben James the small ones were hand cranked the bigger ones had electric motors. Some of the really big ones had Chrysler V8 engines.
@YourLocalCatboy5 жыл бұрын
A turbine-type-thing with alternating slots. That noise is it spinning up to speed and then slowing down, a more drawn-out sound because there's a lot of inertia in the thing.
@redsquirrelftw5 жыл бұрын
They work sorta like a furnace blower, but instead of fins designed to move lot of air it's more like bars and it generates a noise. There's more to it than that but that's basically the gist of it. There's some videos of people who have built them, I kinda want to but I have no where to test it lol. My whole city would hear it and I'd be seeing a billion posts on FB. Ok now I kind of want to do it.
@smonkyduck32485 жыл бұрын
sees woman My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”
@itsrazvinotrizvi4 жыл бұрын
Smonky Duck ahhhh the mask..
@baryl4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if she plays overwatch
@XistoKente Жыл бұрын
The klaxon's speedy click is a great example of how speeding up rhythm creates pitch.
@FreihEitner5 жыл бұрын
"When in doubt take the silly option." Amen brother!
@seanwieland97635 жыл бұрын
Does the girl come with the horn? 😝
@Tech-Nobby5 жыл бұрын
@@seanwieland9763 i think she provides it ;)
@kyandeiai5 жыл бұрын
My family’s car had a klaxon horn on it, we did indeed install it separately from the main horn. We mostly used it for jokes and scaring people, they are very, very loud. Edit: I am perfectly aware of the usage of a/an. Proofreading my writing for a KZbin comment is not something I bother to do.
@DryPaperHammerBro5 жыл бұрын
“An klaxon”
@mumbles5525 жыл бұрын
I've done the same thing. It really wakes up people with their nose in their phone!
@neilforbes4165 жыл бұрын
@@DryPaperHammerBro Yes, "A Klaxon", not "An Klaxon" It's bad enough the letter 'H' gets abused like that...... A herb, not An Herb!
@heinousdickanus60405 жыл бұрын
@@neilforbes416 while i know and acknowledge it isnt correct, saying "an herb" rolls off the tongue better because its pronounced "erb" by everyone around me.
@GinjaNinja325 жыл бұрын
@@neilforbes416 Depends how you pronounce "herb". If you say it with a hard "h", like you'd say at the start of "huh", then "a herb" is correct. If you say it with no "h", like if you pronounced "huh" as "uh", then "an herb" is correct. Basically, a/an doesn't depend on whether the next *letter* is a consonant, it depends whether the next *sound* is a consonant - otherwise it'd be a hour and an uniform.
@andreabotti995 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: in Italian even modern car horns are called “clacson”
@MetalheadAndNerd5 жыл бұрын
I guess they just skipped the r.
@KrzysiuNet5 жыл бұрын
Cool! In Polish it's quite the same: "klakson".
@thingman1005 жыл бұрын
In Dutch we call it claxon
@Gribbo99995 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clacson. A big noise signifying little.
@bog2k35 жыл бұрын
same in Romanian: claxon
@gehinkun Жыл бұрын
Would love to see a video where increased current is applied to the klaxon and to see how the spin speed of the motor affects the sound
@KolemansShow4 жыл бұрын
Me: *sees noise warning* Me: its prob not that loud Me 2 sec later: why is the video now mute?
@JodyBruchon4 жыл бұрын
My pants are now brown.
@cact_i4 жыл бұрын
i was surprised because it actually hurt my ears
@PanduPoluan4 жыл бұрын
Holy fHONK this thing is loud!!!
@fenrix1554 жыл бұрын
It get like that part in doctor strange where his astral body gets punched out of him
@chopun38624 жыл бұрын
I jumped out of my skin
@jesseschilling5 жыл бұрын
"...cars are dangerous things, and people are stupidly dangerous almost all of the time..." I feel seen
@RetroArcadeGuy5 жыл бұрын
Just heard cars about to crash while typing this. So, yeah. I can confirm.
@ClokworkGremlin5 жыл бұрын
Car accidents kill more people in the US every year than firearms.
@PrincessLorelei5 жыл бұрын
This sums up my entire experience with humanity.
@alexgrovejones4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not a proctologist" What a bummer.
@ryderragone11674 жыл бұрын
omg
@littleonion2164 жыл бұрын
And the winner for the most underrated comment goes to...
@poiiihy4 жыл бұрын
definitely not urs
@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo4 жыл бұрын
BUM-er
@itchykami4 жыл бұрын
ok bummer.
@Mad_Maximus7Ай бұрын
3:14 RIP headphone users
@the1stLoudHeart5 жыл бұрын
“I think there wasn’t a Greek word for.. to awoog.”
@PixelSchnitzel5 жыл бұрын
It has been long enough. Is there one now? I mean, surely at some point over the centuries, *someone* in Greece has needed to awoog by now. The odds are just too high.
@theodoro895 жыл бұрын
I'm Greek and I've never heard that word. I guess we've stopped awooging...
@Dark0neone11 күн бұрын
@@theodoro89 Man dies twice. Once when he stops awooging and once when he sheds this mortal coil.
@SkylarsTerribleMemes5 жыл бұрын
"The other style of horn is this style, which I will call Gary." I love this channel.
@pyxyne5 жыл бұрын
I love how that was immediately followed by "A Gary horn, also known as a trumpet horn, [...]"
@richardemms30505 жыл бұрын
If you aren't sure what something is called, give it an unnecessary name.
@pHD775 жыл бұрын
Gary... Hmm 🤔 By any chance a SPONGEBOB reference? 😂
@1959Edsel5 жыл бұрын
There's an aurora called Steve.
@OtakuUnitedStudio5 жыл бұрын
@@TD070VA1 not necessarily. Gary is a common name. It could also be a Pokemon reference, given Alec's age.
@carwyn36914 жыл бұрын
I'll need to add "To Awoog" to my everyday vocabulary
@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo4 жыл бұрын
Honey, wanna cuddle? AWEOOGAHH
@mutated__donkey58404 жыл бұрын
It’s my new favorite verb
@bravobird94354 жыл бұрын
Rohan fancy seeing you here
@wcs792Ай бұрын
"the magic of buying two of them" is an eternal joke because like... yeah, you obviously didn't break down the one you were using for filming the intro, hanging a lampshade is a long-honored comedic tradition. It's a classic and good joke.
@rzpogi4 жыл бұрын
I remember this became a popular aftermarket motorcycle horn in the Philippines about 10-15 years ago. Almost all motorcycles had it that when you hear that sound it's definitely a motorcycle honking at you.
@JTguitarlessons3 жыл бұрын
Lol of course it did
@jheanelltabana87133 жыл бұрын
Can you hear any ahoogas today, or was it just a fad?
@vaclav_fejt3 жыл бұрын
Again, I want this on my bicycle. Purely mechanically driven, if possible.
@posthistoricdino4225 жыл бұрын
The fact about having two horns tuned to a minor third makes me wonder what other intervals of horns would sound like. Want to sound more pleasant as you make your car yell at other cars? How about a major third? A perfect fifth? What if you want to sound more harsh and make it a tritone? And what if you added a third horn and honked in chords? Truly, the possibilities are endless.
@0JayDoubleU5 жыл бұрын
@Martha Sviniard 😂 is not that hard to just accept that it fascinates him, Lolol who cares.
@teodelfuego5 жыл бұрын
A tritone would sound evil!
@charliestubbs61515 жыл бұрын
you’re mean. delet this
@Sgt_Glory5 жыл бұрын
As a child I remember my grandfather having an English friend who had a rather complex aftermarket horn setup in his Oldsmobile. He had an little keyboard with keys in the car with which he could play little melodies with what I just assume were several different horns. I believe it even had the ability to store a few pre-programmed combinations. This was in the late 90's, I've no idea if these still exist.
@johnsmith1882-x2i5 жыл бұрын
PosthistoricDino I experimented with custom horns. A major triad sounds ridiculous , Like a clown car. A minor third is very appropriate as it is a ‘serious’ sound.
@SimplyV3rna4 жыл бұрын
I don't think the question why it sounds like that is answered in detail.. Let me try: The "ahooga" sound is basically the motor speed curve. The ramp up "ah" part is the motor gaining speed and the "hoo" part is acheiving the max speed and the "ga" part is motor decelerating without power. The ridges is constant so the only thing that will affect the frequency is the motor speed at a given time. The diaphragm will dictate the characteristic of the sound and it should remain relatively similar on different frequency.
@MojoPup4 жыл бұрын
That's what we figured in shop class too. One of the guys decided to make his own horn, so we played around with voltages, etc..
@hansoak36644 жыл бұрын
Excellent explanation. Thanks!
@anandsuralkar29474 жыл бұрын
He did answer that partially though
@YesYesYoureRight4 жыл бұрын
@@dnfking6509 The jerries were never in the united states, kingly.
@YesYesYoureRight4 жыл бұрын
Yes, you are quite right arvi verona. I mentioned that "there is a metal plate and something scratches it by means of the pumping handle". It is a quiet scraping noise but is naturally amplified by the metal housing all about it. Looked very primitive and "simple", when I opened mine, I was shocked, I thought it would have been much more complicated. . My OOagah horn is from New York (factory) in 1906 manual not electric. Have A Nice Day. Thank you arvi verona o0o
@jonnyhifi22 күн бұрын
Another superb video. Pleasingly I’d forgotten I’d watched it 5 years back. So worth another watch. I’d never thought of informative technical documentary as a stand up comedy form. I So enjoy your content ! Millions of views are not wrong :)
@franceslarina55083 жыл бұрын
"This joke is never gonna get old" I came back six months later to say...yeah, it's still funny.
@violetsteele3502 жыл бұрын
Whenever I walk around thrift shops, I find myself looking for machines there are 2 of to "through the magic of buying two of them" myself.
@narnigrin2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, by now I've come to expect it in every video
@nathanielhill8156 Жыл бұрын
@@narnigrinsame, it's the best and it's still funny
@couchmaster37735 жыл бұрын
"All submarines are legally required to have one of these to signal that they're about to *die.* "
@Littlebill855 жыл бұрын
I believe the term is Dive. ;)
@michaelfoye11355 жыл бұрын
Dive, not die.
@firstdictonary5 жыл бұрын
Sort of. In non-combat dives, that is the case. In combat dives... Using a horn is a really bad idea unless you want every enemy to know where you are.
@scythelord5 жыл бұрын
@@firstdictonary yep. A diving sub with a klaxon would instantly be detected with accuracy. It'd be a death sentence.
@NeonBeeCat5 жыл бұрын
Before you sea sea life, you must DIIIIIIVVEEEEEE
@andrewandcubes5 жыл бұрын
Two notes make a chord!? You'll surely anger the music theory gods with that one..
@TechnologyConnections5 жыл бұрын
I have already received feedback, yes
@Tokkemon5 жыл бұрын
@@TechnologyConnections love you Alec!
@blindleader425 жыл бұрын
@@TechnologyConnections Mission Accomplished, eh?
@stevethepocket5 жыл бұрын
According to 8-Bit Music Theory, yes, you can make a chord with only two notes.
@BatteryCoverMissing5 жыл бұрын
You could argue that any sound with extreme upper harmonic overtones (like a horn or siren) is already a chord. Power chords are just two notes for that reason, the excessive overtones of a distorted guitar would make playing "correct" chords with 3 notes sound bad / messy.
@robcat2075Ай бұрын
5:06 this is where a comparing/contrasting digital recording of the waveforms of the various horns would be revealing.
@johnopalko52235 жыл бұрын
Forget the minor third. I want a pair of horns that's tuned to a tritone.
@echodelta95 жыл бұрын
No, 4 horns for a minor flatted seventh, The blues chord. Trains use it.
@ganaraminukshuk05 жыл бұрын
@@user-vn7ky2xr1x isn't that what it literally is? (The tritone is also called the Devil's interval; I just remember it as that one pair of notes whose ratio of pitches is the square root of 2 that wants to resolve by having one or both notes move up or down a half step so that you get a major third or major fifth or something like that.)
@johnopalko52235 жыл бұрын
@@user-vn7ky2xr1x Thank you! That's the response I was hoping for! It's nice to know I'm not the only music theory geek around here. 😁
@fletcher17105 жыл бұрын
Summoning demons would be the least of your worries!
@gcarlson5 жыл бұрын
If it wasn't for the devils interval, Black Sabbath would have never existed. And that would not be cool.
@franceslarina55083 жыл бұрын
"but if you do, you're my kind of weirdo" Me: (Thinks back to high school when I replaced my car's only horn with a junkyard klaxon...)
@daniellewis53024 жыл бұрын
How in the world did you do the best imitation of a Klaxon I’ve ever heard at 0:07?
@ShoutingHarp3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't need a horn
@LeCheeZy3 жыл бұрын
best ever
@bananya60203 жыл бұрын
I legitimately thought he had one in his hand under the desk or something.
@paulocardoso96053 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the guy is a robot and the real Technology Connections was the horn all along
@maximeduchalet46623 жыл бұрын
I was impressed
@asteriskpound Жыл бұрын
"Through the magic of buying 2 of them ... This joke is never gonna get old" fast forward to 3 years later, still using the same joke, and it still isn't old.
@Cyberplayer55 жыл бұрын
0:35 To quote Men in Black: "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it!"
@Meeminator5 жыл бұрын
Josh Nordin awooooOOOOOoooga!
@democratshateamerica81965 жыл бұрын
I guess that relates to this video
@EVAUnit4A5 жыл бұрын
@Cyberplayer5 That is one of my absolute favorite movie quotes _ever._
@nathanalday30624 жыл бұрын
"...should you put one on your vehicle." "But should you put one your vehicle?" Unexpected Vsauce.
@BrianFullerton4 жыл бұрын
With the redirection that simultaneously recommends use of a relay controlled by the original horn circuit to avoid compatibility issues...nice touch.
@GundamDroid4 жыл бұрын
lmao dammit the theme song just played in my head as he starts explaining
@NightBazaar3 жыл бұрын
Frequently pops up from behind the table into camera view. "Hi, Michael here..."
@tedk.90933 жыл бұрын
@@NightBazaar What is this, a crossover episode?
@amymoriyama66163 жыл бұрын
Could you? Sure. Should you? That depends. Will you? Possibly. I know I will.
@azur31253 жыл бұрын
Alec's face every time he cracks that "through magic of buying two of the" :D 4:26
@thomasfinch6292Ай бұрын
Thank you, KZbin algorithm, for answering a question I didn’t know I had
@AssemblerGuy5 жыл бұрын
Imagine hearing this noise for the first time in the distance without seeing the source of it, and having absolutely zero idea about what sounds like that. A week or so after hearing it for the first time, I happened to go to the local small mall, just as a vintage car drove into the parking lot, doing it's Å-RØØØØØ-GAAH!
@KVergara5 жыл бұрын
Text: Noise warning! Me: Ehh, the other ones sounded okay so this one probably won't be so ba-
@leechowning27124 жыл бұрын
And it was at that moment his eyes crossed. This is why I mute it and watch him suffer.
@DryPaperHammerBro4 жыл бұрын
AHOOOGA
@PanduPoluan4 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace, anonymous KZbin viewer with the blown out eardrums...
@aidenbuchler42024 жыл бұрын
Same.
@botigamer90114 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck! this thing is loud!
@exipolar5 жыл бұрын
Wife comes home cranky after a bad rain storm. “I guess I’m gonna go bookmark this video about car horns, and save it for later”
@exipolar5 жыл бұрын
No, i just didn’t have my headphones in xD
@5roundsrapid2635 жыл бұрын
4:58 Maybe her diaphragm needs a bumpy ride. That usually cheers up my wife.
@davincent985 жыл бұрын
@@5roundsrapid263 giggity
@LadyMoonstar660128 күн бұрын
1:21 love what you did there bro
@MigunoOS4 жыл бұрын
“Submarines are legally required to have on them” Crap I need to add one on my flex seal colors submarine
@speckofdignity24872 жыл бұрын
6:27 this just reminds me of my parents old car when we lived in Pennsylvania, it’s horn didn’t work, and for some reason couldn’t just be fixed. It needed a horn to pass state inspection though, so the mechanic just rigged up a new horn that for some reason had a button that you could either reach down with your hand to hit, or reach up with your leg, but it was incredibly easy to bump with your left knee in such a tiny car (especially since my parents are both over 5’10”) the amount of times someone accidentally honked when getting in and out of that car was ridiculous
@trainsntile2 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!
@jameshamilton24805 жыл бұрын
"It appears to run on some form of electricity"
@subduedreader56275 жыл бұрын
"Well, you're not wrong..."
@Magnitude75 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@Sick-cada2 жыл бұрын
The perfection of your verbal impression of the horn really caught me of guard in the first 10 seconds of the video. Was NOT expecting such a good sound.
@jimbartosevich4985 жыл бұрын
"Not only is it incredibly silly...." Are you trying to talk me out of it? Cause you're doing the opposite.
@mennolente48075 жыл бұрын
I am silly! And don't call me incredible.
@michaelesposito26294 жыл бұрын
He said tremendously silly
@mennolente48074 жыл бұрын
@@michaelesposito2629 Not only am I silly, but my looks are tremendously average.
@afroize4 жыл бұрын
My dad bought one for our truck when I was a kid and he scared the fuck outta me, ever since then I wanted one 😂😂
@soylentgreenb4 жыл бұрын
Can't threaten me with a good time.
@_JayRamsey_5 жыл бұрын
"Layered sounds can be difficult to decipher and I'm not a *proctologist* .”
@brickshitter80155 жыл бұрын
I mean, he's not wrong.
@Horny_Fruit_Flies5 жыл бұрын
I'm not a proctologist either.
@misterkaos.3575 жыл бұрын
Vegeta is tho
@figboot5 жыл бұрын
for anyone out of the loop, a proctologist is an ass doctor / specialist
@---cr8nw5 жыл бұрын
That one had me rolling.
@alexdamaceno5 жыл бұрын
A music theory snob would come here and say: “two notes doesn’t make a chord, but an INTERVAL”
@md_vandenberg5 жыл бұрын
Good thing there's no accursed music theory snobs lurking around here!
@caseymcmurtry21245 жыл бұрын
This music theory snob always thought a car horn sounded like the 5th and 3rd of a major cord... I just don't hear a minor chord at all.
@nuberiffic5 жыл бұрын
@@caseymcmurtry2124 The 3rd and 5th of a major chord form a minor dyad. You sure, you're a theory snob? ;)
@Daniel-oq7xy5 жыл бұрын
@@caseymcmurtry2124 the interval of those two notes is a minor 3rd. Take a Cmaj chord, C-E-G. C to E is a major third, which gives the chord its quality. E to G is a minor third. The inverse is true of minor chords. Cmin is C-Eb-G, C to Eb is a minor third, and Eb to G is a major third. Other cases include diminished triads, which are two minor 3rds (C-Eb-Gb for example) and augmented triads, which are two major 3rds on top of each other (like C-E-G#)
@cr4shmycar1185 жыл бұрын
Not a music theory person, just a guitar noob here: what about power chords?
@JBHUTT097 ай бұрын
One of my favorite things about this channel is the thinly veiled contempt he has for the audience. It's half a bit and half genuine dread of having to deal with online disagreements because they can be so tiring even in the best of cases. I absolutely love it.
@sunharmonics54903 жыл бұрын
2:00 - Potentially interesting bit of music theory here. The minor third set up this way is something many people actually hear as part of a major chord - in particular, we hear it as the third and the fifth (mi - sol) in the chord, and if you listen carefully you can totally hear the root note (do) being played underneath, but that's entirely a psycho-acoustic phenomenon! Here we have F4 and Ab4 sounding through the speakers, which are two prominent overtones in the harmonic series based on a fundamental Db2. For whatever reason (probably because there aren't many pure sine waves in nature), the brain takes the two pitches which are actually sounding and it will infer the lower pitches in the harmonic series (Db2, Db3, Ab3, and Db4), which are perceived by the listener even though they aren't actually being sounded. If you have a hard time hearing it, play a Db underneath the two tones - it's like one of those weird magic eye paintings where once you 'see' it, it's hard not to notice it.
@paavobergmann49203 жыл бұрын
Jup. Also, I think I heard that in some (most) countries, emergency vehicles have multiple horns (2+) that are tunes at dissonant intervals that do not occur in any naturla harmonics series, so they a) stand out from any ambient noise, no matter what circumstances and Doppler effects are at play, b) they simply annoy the frak out of you and can hardly be ignored, and c) they produce a lot of Schwebung, which adds considerably to the generall anoyingness of the sound. In my country, I believe Ambulance and Firefighter horns are tuned in a tritonus, or or 2 tritonuses, a half-step apart, something pretty close to that, and they feature 2 sets of horns actually: 1) a set of big, loud, annoying disc horns that serve as a gentle reminder that there is actually an Ambulance speeding towards you in a city. These are the ones that are usually run, although the driver needs clearance from dispatch to actually engage them, but then he can basically honk on his own on approach to any crossroads, or just leave them running if the terrain is difficult and /or the road full. 2) A set of nightmarishly loud and bone-shakingly annoying horns run by pressured air. These can totally freak you out, and are usually not allowed to be used in cities (it´s an offence, actually), except for extremely urgent situations, but they come in handy if you are speeding along a country road at night in the fog. These, however, do carry the risk that whatever is in the road freezes up in terror and you slam into it. That actually happened a couple of times.
@saganandroid41753 жыл бұрын
What the hell did you just say?
@Bull3tBikes3 жыл бұрын
Nerd alert
@pgramsey13 жыл бұрын
@@Bull3tBikes I'm pretty sure that nerd alert is not legally required in the comments section of a Technology Connections video.
@scottasin2 жыл бұрын
I just figured it was because, at least in Western countries, a minor 3rd would generally be considered more aggressive/angry/associated with an emotion that would cause a defensive reaction. If the point is to make you understand that there is potential danger, a minor chird would produce that more effectively than a major one.
@TheLunaLockhart4 жыл бұрын
you say "don't put this in your car" but I'm going to figure out a way to hook like 4 of these up exclusively for the event of a break-in, and they're all gonna be pointed at the driver's seat
@arrivedknight76324 жыл бұрын
Robber: breaks into car Car horns: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*
@JodyBruchon4 жыл бұрын
I have a Peterbilt truck horn I was going to install somewhere hidden under my vehicle...
@pteppig4 жыл бұрын
@Stock Name most times, there is plenty of space under the seat
@TheLunaLockhart4 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Ashar bin Mohd Fraziali * "can you please sign your name for us?" "DO YOU HAVE A PEN" "I think we have our suspect"
@alt87914 жыл бұрын
“They can’t drive the car if their eyeballs are liquified!”
@kareemalmond4 жыл бұрын
0:07 i wonder how many times he practiced that sound to make it near perfect
@Niemelan11064 жыл бұрын
Sounded damn near perfect 🤣
@marcblanchet6783 жыл бұрын
@@Niemelan1106 whats this "damn near" nonsense?
@nejiross2 жыл бұрын
“No effort november.” Very catchy wording and also a genius way to sort of have a small'ish break while still cranking out good content. You are an absolute success with your channel of ideas. Keep staying in the game as you always do my friend! We all appreciate you!