Marisa Steals Siht

Marisa loves to steal siht. She goes to STEAL HELLA SIHT.

[@acheesepufffromspace8649]

Don't ever steal Mr. Hat away from Koishi.

[@Lainpilled_Hat]

yo

[@theqwertyman9309]

Heyyyy

[@Snukkuri]

*Stole le hat* And Its mine!!!! *Crashes to a wall* Damn it @-@

[@araki-moriko3358]

Don't steal the hat it helps her relax

[@adexosdrako5076]

Now it doesn't has sense.

[@slowkole]

"word" yuyuko 2014

[@captaincraftit696]

"im not wasting this opportunity" - also Yuyuko 2014

[@Mr._Sherwood]

Kleptomaniac: (n) 1. A person who can't help but steal anything not nailed down. 2. Marisa Kirisame.

[@Arch_X69]

What if I like to steal nails tho

[@jastintheceooffinanasapost6204]

You miss the order Kleptomaniac: (n) 1. Marisa Kirisame. 2. A person who can't help but steal anything not nailed down.

[@TewbBelrog]

"marisa water u doin" missed opportunity

[@Ciryes]

You mean a missed opportunaty

[@cirnotheicefairy8910]

Ciryes Cirno clones everywhere! ._. Me (Louize): Yet they like you. =/

[@tatsuru4748]

THIS IS ALL HAPPENING SO FAST

[@Kiiro]

Koishi scared the fuck outta me when marisa stole her Mr. Hat

[@kolonmelon8173]

Apparently, Reimu had a small loan of a million dollars HAD

[@uboa8060]

This land... Is in desperate need of some... DEMOCRACY!

[@mozambique1697]

Then she woke up

[@embeboso8329]

AMERICA

[@stumpy7081]

*"This is all happening so fast"* - *Syou Toramaru 2014*

[@avarixe1932]

*"You were supposed to steal the cake, not my underwear"*

[@Ningen8023]

Best part of the video

[@ExSlate]

"I want mister hat." It's Koishi Komeiji's heart throbbing adventure all over again.

[@rinsatsuki2417]

the moment Marisa said "that's a nice hat" I knew what she was about to do and I just started shaking my head and saying no real quickly. and then the nightmare fuel Koishi started!

[@Chitose_]

fun fact, koishi’s hat is a helmet

[@tyriquecoleman3794]

GG Marisa you dun goofed. Stealing Koishi's hat....I see an adventure in the future. A very, very bloody one.

[@allahusnackbar3951]

cod ghosts 2?

[@MissingLure]

Ty Coleman a very *hearted* kind adventure?(late reply i know)

[@theguyinside4670]

Such a *heart throbbing adventure!* What could be in store for us?

[@uboa8060]

@@allahusnackbar3951 old comment but, no its koishi's heart throbbing adventure.

[@nyarlatothepthereptantanon1915]

I can already foreshadow the main vijyoka emerging from gensokyo grounds…

[@Ice-yp4wg]

Marisa: **steals Mr. Hat** **hops into yukari's gap** welp, off to another parallel universe!

[@jacplac97]

>Be me >Scroll through your recommendations. >Notice Marisa riding a MOTHERFUCKING L5 RIESIG >Click on the video faster than you would say "enemy robot" in Russian.

[@exclamationthing1122]

"greasemonkey!"

[@kostrpetrob2765]

Вражеский робот

[@wessltov]

Lol she gonna sell Reimu's money on ebay

[@terminatorc0dy71]

Aaah, sister Marisa, she made the Blood Ravens very proud, after seeing her claiming those relics like that, we requested the Adepta sororitas to recruit her as one of them, and after they did, we have claimed her and made her our new Chapter master!

[@RATPT0I]

holla holla get dolla

[@attolisarheil1102]

completely lost it at the "you were supposed to take the cake" bit.

[@mrk90mix]

"Hide yo kids.....HIDE YO WIFE."

[@jeweltara]

notice who didn't show up here? Yuugi cause even Marissa knows you don't steal Yuugi's Sa-ke dish

[@MasterOfHelium]

Wed vault inspectr... Gotta be the bes job evr!

[@FIutterRage]

HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA

[@sonicwind12]

Yuuka Wins! Flawless Victory!

[@splooie02]

mair sa stole my heart

[@tabbender1232]

3:23 OMG THE REFERENCE

[@houjuunue6805]

XD I expected Marisa to say something like: "I'm going to steal your flower" to Yuuka.

[@Hecticatia]

Yuuka gets deflowered by Marisa, 2014

[@ivoryvt]

0:38 - Reimu should've *payed* better attention.

[@jesusfreakingamer290]

Ba dum tsss! Better late than never (even if it is five months XD)

[@ivoryvt]

JesusFreakinGamer Yep. xD

[@YsterYuki]

Too many master sparks in this. 11/9 -IGN

[@insertgenericallyironicnam601]

I never knew Marisa was such a gangsta.

[@MysticalUnicorn3]

I just noticed the time xD

[@Ciryes]

It says 4:19 for me.

[@MysticalUnicorn3]

It says 4:20 for me. xD

[@legendofthecommentsection6513]

+Ciryes it's says 4:19 no we'd for u

[@Geoff69420]

mariss stole teh last secind

[@okuu_utsuho]

That creepy koish tho. I hope I can sleep without seeing it on my dreams.

[@Stevothehuman]

Master Spark solves everything.

[@OneWeekWitch]

After Patchouli finally found a way to keep Marisa out of the library, Marisa had to find a new way to fulfill her chronic addiction to stealing.

[@ivoryvt]

Oh siht! xD I'll be borrowing that like button ze!

[@zayno16]

Isn't Master Spark a public domain spell, though?

[@cheshirechastain1870]

zayno16 Yuuka had the first one: the Double Spark, watch her battle in Touhou 4 to know more (I call it Double Spark because there are 2 Yuukas doing a Master Spark each)

[@Chitose_]

if you didn’t mention touhou 4 i probably would’ve

[@TrappedBowyer9684]

"Shit! She's on to us!" -Reimu Hakurei 2014

[@no1729]

0:36 using master spark solves your problems, as i always do in touhou

[@majintm3979]

i wish *The Law* would come an punish marisa at the end

[@topazfox]

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

[@toriaem]

Nice Dirk Strider glasses Marisa

[@pepsiman8137]

Dolla dolla get holla!

[@ottosuwen9965]

I can't believe quality content like this existed for almost a decade

[@louisstarsky3019]

Ciryes stories confirmed for canon! (In the garden of my mind~)

[@GeneralPotatoSalad]

Yep, it happened. I'm hearing Koishi's lines in her voice from "Koish goes Crezy [TEH FANDOOB]"

[@Ciryes]

That's Koishi's canon voice and I refuse to believe otherwise.

[@thatsabruhmoment17]

When the scene with Koishi came in I saw the KKHTA reference coming

[@silverflower2970]

YAS Yuuka XD

[@Riheinorn]

Lost it at "HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA" :DD

[@Synergistic_Liability]

I could not continu watching after that "shit she's onto us".... Had a stroke while laughing my ass off

[@shakirashipslied9721]

marisa stole shou Lol

[@AngeluxVT]

this is all hapening so fast

[@edmiliband2806]

... 20 Years to bake a cake. That is... Wonderous. Yuyuko's inevitable devouring of said cake shall have lead to the instantaneous demise of her internal organs in the form of a hideously rotted cake. That... Should have been how PCB ended.

[@Ciryes]

Yuyuko's state of being deceased will not help her. The cake would not cause a double-death, nor a triple-death. It would completely exorcise her spirit from the realms of living and dead. The sheer putridness would be unstoppable and consume the universe. This is why Marisa did not take it. It would be foolish.

[@edmiliband2806]

Yes, of course! At least SOMEONE can talk sense around these parts (And that someone is Ciryes).

[@jabart12345]

If you think about it, the cake is fake. They were going to trap Marisa. why prepare for twenty years to trap one person? Much better to claim you prepared for twenty years. Yuyuko would only have been hurt from that cake if she were alive, as that cake is probably glass or plastic!

[@edmiliband2806]

... Gosh, this isn't Dark Souls. Lore isn't exactly essential for these types of videos.

[@Geoff69420]

Jack Barth So waht youre sayin is teh caek is a lie!?

[@KofiMiko]

Why I love Yuuka? This

[@koolaidguy315]

*cutely steals everything*

[@catchy9665]

Yuuka to Marisa: Taste my medicine!

[@lazy_ahhmf]

PURPLE FLYING OCTOPUS SPECTACLES

[@lazy_ahhmf]

PURPLE FLYING OCTOPUS SPECTACLES FUZZY PICKLES!!!!!

[@shadowslayer205]

2:18 Payday 2 in a nutshell.

[@ethankangaroo9767]

I want Mr. hat...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Grgrqr]

She didn’t even steal the money, she just blasted it away

[@WishMakers]

I am about to laugh myself off of the stairs right now xD

[@ScarlettChips]

yuuka canonically wains

[@therandomguy6200]

I love how Ciryes just makes random touhou shitposts

[@Ats_lll]

im not gonna be able to sleep dangit koishi

[@abarette_]

(thats what she said) LMAOOOOOO didn't expect it

[@esper4605]

Ciryes, your videos seem perfect for adding Microsoft Sam-like voices.

[@IrohaNatsumeMyBeloved]

Quality content

[@AK95Parody]

lel dat riesig mech tho'

[@Fanks177]

I must be f*cking high laughing to this.

[@ojojostar671]

This has to be some of the funniest shit I've ever seen

[@williamcartertindale11]

Koishi is someone you never steal from

[@idrilek]

Battlefield 2142 mech Those where the times

[@L30GH05TDUD3]

Marisa has committed already so much robbery crimes that probably even she would make it into a candidate for the Payday team. Also she probably would get the life sentence. But there’s no cops in Gensokyo so there’s no stopping her i guess lmao

[@goodapplent]

Patchouli was shaking in her boots but luckily Kirisame missed out on her

[@kevinhol2023]

Beginning just reminds me of bed intruder LOL

[@taosterproductions7210]

Marisa Kirisame is seemingly able to move at Mach 20 speeds if she can take Youmu’s underwear while he afterimage is standing at a 60 degree angle with her hands crossed.

[@rendyy_9]

Yay Yuka Saves The Day!

[@DeadEndSwag]

fuzzy pickles

[@someguyinopfor9592]

she forgot to steal john cenas powers

[@cheshirechastain1870]

0:37 10/10

[@ScarletMarisa375]

She's always stealing siht!

[@Captainmurawesome]

I feel bad for reading Nazpep's lines in a certain someone's voice...

[@relentless_shotgun8207]

amazing video length

[@segasonic4352]

oh god not the hat

[@clayle]

she stole my benis

[@emirdio8923]

0:47, A weapon to surpass metal gear!?

[@04garo]

This is all happening so fast

[@saulgerardo372]

Somehow I expect marisa to lift shou and then when she is told to let her down marisa would smash shou onto the ground

[@R3gular]

3:39 Zalgoishi, if that happens... That would be fucking mayhem

[@ninryu4]

Another day in Gensoukyo.

[@elchema1994]

Glorious YT poop

[@painovoimaton]

Masta sparrku solves all problems kinda like alcohol

[@theRealPlaidRabbit]

Am I to understand that Marisa ain't no holla back girl?

[@hleghe810]

0:24 selling money, yes

[@2013danrazor2015danrazor]

subbed to this nigga

[@RukemiChan]

Always luv Ciryes~

[@VentiVonOsterreich]

I wonder what happened to Former Hell and whatever is in its vicinity after that.

[@miguelbahena6015]

umm actually its called a devious lick

[@embeboso8329]

4:14 Marisa, after playing 18 bullet held games, forgot about pc-98, so she was unprepared for fighting yuuka again

[@-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t]

FUCKING SLEEPING PILLS DON'T WORK also I'm returning that hat