Minecraft is Completely Illogical

[@somepvperig]

The fact he used infested cobblestone to craft a dispenser It makes this video funnier and funnier

[@Mrpyutpi]

yeah i know

[@SpaceThatBlaster]

It's going to dispense the item and a _silverfish_...

[@Knarfy]

I tried 🥲

[@badgerbear6372]

ikr lol

[@kittydemonoverkill]

He had flashes of red text above it every time it hovered over it, and they seem to all be different, but I didn't get to read them all lol

[@Noroni]

The worst part about the stairs thing is, that if the crafting recipe would be changed to just 3 blocks for 4 stairs, we would actually get all the material crafted to stairs, since one quarter of every block is missing in a stair and a stair is made out of three quarters.

[@FroststormFrenzy]

Or just increase it to 8 per craft

[@Wasdee_31]

Exactly

[@Knarfy]

Totally! That would be so much more reasonable

[@michew5451]

Yes, but you also have to consider Steve is a bad crafter, so he uses up extra material to get the job done.

[@patrikzsubrits1107]

@@Knarfy so the frog-bucket thing, I guess the frog fit to the bucket , but If u do it in irl the frog just jump out, so maybe this was behind.

[@BeeC-qw7tv]

I like to imagine that the zombies just kinda trip and shuffle around, sometimes seeming like their stomping. So it could make sense that they trigger the skulk more than players, because they’re clumsier.

[@Knarfy]

LOL honestly I like this explanation

[@darkblade3392]

I was also thinking that🙂

[@BaconBellaPancakes]

@@Knarfythey also wont care about how they present themselves as zombies, us humans we walk proud and more quiet, bc it wouldnt be nice to stomp around. As a zombie? WHO CARES your ALR DEAD!

[@RendumLiptang]

He also groans wich is pretty loud

[@MattTOB618]

But the zombie _does_ give the same signal strength as the player??? The vibrations for every mob's footsteps are the same; the signal strength of 14 shown in the video was caused by it sensing the zombie spawning; and the signal strength of 7 is caused by it sensing the damage the zombie takes.

[@Imirui]

14:46 Prior to the recipe getting removed, you could eat an apple covered in 8 blocks (72 ingots or 8 cubic meters) of gold and feel even better than eating one covered in 8 ingots

[@kj123._.]

yeah, the amount of times i've tried to craft an enchanted golden apple after the recipe was removed, is more than one

[@fullmoonshadow6967]

@@kj123._. Ahhh, a fellow veteran 😂 Do you by chance also remember the single rose?

[@kj123._.]

@@fullmoonshadow6967 I do lol

[@ls9656]

Im 7 years old. And minecraft is 15 years old.

[@kj123._.]

@@ls9656 imagine being younger than Minecraft /j

[@little_kates]

5:41 Skulk sensors being able to differentiate between players and hostile mobs could be important for lore, like whoever built the ancient cities was also able to calibrate the skulk so that it protected the inhabitants

[@djgamer5572]

@@little_kates it could also be because logically zombies would walk heavier than humans since they can’t think about how they walk.

[@NotHim1451]

Dang😂😂😂

[@kurry42]

gold is actually fully edible, i mean it might be hard to take a bite out of a full ingot, but once you get it into a more edible form like foil, gold leaf, or powder, you can eat as much as you want with the only side effect being a sparkly toilet bowl

[@Super_IronMan]

and probably crippling debt

[@It-b-Blair]

It also has no nutritional value, so although it’s not poison; a gold diet would kill you no matter how full you felt…

[@Super_IronMan]

@@It-b-Blair Gold coated food wouldn't tho, although it still doesn't make sense that coating a carrot in gold gives it more nutritional value

[@themysticarcher3313]

So you’re telling me I could totally eat an irl golden apple?

[@everettw.9610]

@@themysticarcher3313 Yeah you could absolutely eat an apple covered in gold! Although I don't think it would give you fire resistance...

[@TheEbilOne.]

Fun fact: in spectator mode you can interact with fletching tables, it opens up the crafting table interface for just a fraction of a second.

[@that_one_shiny_eevee]

huh

[@SmishSmash]

WHAT

[@StormerrXI]

@@that_one_shiny_eeveei’ve not tried it, but apparently if you go in spectator and right-click a fletching table, for a short moment, less than a second, it shows crafting table menu

[@CaztheAxolotl]

I'd like to think the only reason you can't put frogs in buckets is because the jump out of them

[@Knarfy]

That’s a fun reason lol. I like that

[@rockstarpunkthegamer2631]

You can also eat gold stuff, like it is just very expensive.@@Knarfy

[@enderyu]

Actually, if you boil it very slowly...

[@DiamondDepthYT]

​@@rockstarpunkthegamer2631edible gold flakes exist and they're not that expensive

[@rockstarpunkthegamer2631]

True, but I am talking about an apple covered in several of these gold flakes would be expensive.@@DiamondDepthYT

[@bananawrapper]

Another thing that doesn't make sense in Minecraft - breeding chickens Chickens come from eggs, ya know? And they randomly drop eggs in Minecraft, just like chickens do in real life (yes chickens totally just poop eggs out randomly). Yet somehow you're able to just breed two chickens together and POOF a baby, it just skips the egg stage entirely 😂😂

[@SilverSabertooth]

how has this never occurred to me?

[@Sans_The_Skeleton]

In old Minecraft Skeletons weren’t supposed to have bows and were just gonna be faster running Zombies if you let that Skeleton move you’ll notice that.

[@Knarfy]

Subscribe for more confusion 😛 Also yes. It was infested cobblestone.

[@Santa_The_Christmas_Man]

HI! I'm santa

[@Santa_The_Christmas_Man]

hi@ItsSHATT_Memes

[@ProGamer_69420]

i am here at 12 minutes, i will return

[@Im_not_Rookie]

yea lol

[@Santa_The_Christmas_Man]

yay@@ProGamer_69420

[@Fightcools]

9:51 the "fail safe" is made in case you give a skeleton a sword, because like zombies, they can pick up your stuff

[@Deiselthedog]

Yeah because they can pick up swords during full moons

[@itscznben8728]

ok, but why can't pillagers pick up your stuff?

[@Arelium]

You can't put frog in a bucket because you know... It jumps out.. Yet a bucket of lava can't burn the iron bucket or give heat to Player's hands.. You know... "Survival" game Minecraft.

[@waterfrogman]

At 12:00 you could have non moving rusted Iron golems in abandoned villages

[@MarTin-ly2pd]

Yeah and all iron stuff like iron swords etc

[@lunarfoxgameplay531]

why did the "boing!" sound effect make me laugh so hard when the frog jumped at 2:22

[@MattTOB618]

9:39 So, fun fact: Bedrock Edition has a mechanic where skeletons will switch to a melee attack when they're fully submerged in water (since arrows lose all their momentum in water).

[@zmusicoffical]

This is true

[@DeerlyWasTaken]

also the reasion skeletons have melee attack because they didn't use bows the first time they were in the game

[@amproliknugget]

HOLD ON! I RECOGNIZE THAT USERNAME!

[@Constantine_Cvl8]

Strays also do this, and their melee attacks inflicts slowness aswell, which implies that the effect doesn't only come from the arrows that they use, but are a part of their biology too.

[@Lordbowser666]

I remembered them also having a melee without being in water and you just need to be close to them.

[@YggyTheMighty]

Immersive Weathering mod adds iron rusting if I remember correctly. Amongst other fun things. When you combine it with Serene Seasons mod it becomes like ‘realistic’ nature.

[@Arelium]

Dispensers are made with a bow because when they were out, there was no crossbows and players adopted the recipe with a bow so changing it would just be confusing. Mojang trys to not to change recipies a lot when they are fully out because old version old recipie, new version new recipie. 2 things to remember instead of 1.

[@craftingtales2790]

There’s cooking shows where chefs LITTERALLY sprinkle their dishes with papery gold and the judges come out withOUT constant diarrhea for life :)

[@owlwaifu4949]

17:56 As someone who watches camman18 alot I've actually learned there was originally supposed to be a more realistic model for minecarts, and also make them faster But according to devs it wasnt that fun to have trains derail so they just scrapped it and made mine carts slower

[@danagilpin9720]

Knarfy's rage at the dispenser is hilarious. The fact that he didn't realize he was using infested cobblestone makes it even better.

[@Knarfy]

I tried 😭

[@craftingtales2790]

And failed ;)

[@_AyMarte]

Knarfy, you were using *_Infested_* Cobblestone, not regular cobblestone *Edit:* How is this already at least 188 likes?! Thanks btw I wonder how this had been the most liked comment on this video Lol almost 69 comments already 💀💀💀 Change my mind *2nt Edit:* this is crazy imma have this as my most liked comment for *YEARS!!*

[@elegantcakes8826]

Yea

[@Nahida-saving]

The editors tell is telling it to knarfy

[@Pcexperiments]

Yes.

[@JoshuaVaj-ny2lp]

Nice, 69 likes today, change my mind.

[@TheRat4000]

Casual narfy mistake

[@SharkDAlbino]

With how strong Steve is, I'm pretty sure swimming up a waterfall is a piece of cake

[@harleyhart1497]

Yep. dude can run and jump while carrying thousands of pounds of cobblestone. He can also jump without bending his legs.

[@Knarfy]

You make a convincing argument 👌

[@sucks_at_cs2]

Water buckets also have Infinite water

[@AgonizinglyHappyKale]

Fletching table idea: it is used to upgrade your bow, like a long bow using strings and sticks or even arrows like, stone arrow, wood arrow, or even diamond and upgrade it into netherite arrow using the smithing table

[@BenInTheJam]

Steve can hold the mass of a nether star in his hand. He can even hold a whole stack like its nothing.

[@dragonrelm7068]

idea! you should be able to trade with witches for potions, perhaps there is an item like the piglins that you can give them and they will trade you a potion based on the item after a bit of time. i could see them actually brewing them if a brewing stand is near by

[@Knarfy]

That’s smart!

[@YourDad-dh6fj]

I really want some kind of connection between witches and frogs, for brewing potions, to spawn with witches huts or to be added as a fun spell... Maybe as a gift to befriend the witches?

[@superjj2581]

​@@YourDad-dh6fjI'm not sure if they still do but I'm pretty sure back then witches huts had a brewing stand in them.

[@Midlefefaum]

5:04 Zombies actualy make more noise because they "speak", you know, the "urhhh", so this one actualy makes sence

[@NimaSakibo]

The sculk thing does kinda makes sense, I mean, think about it, how much noise does Steve actually make? A zombie constantly groans and moans, while Steve just... exists

[@Knarfy]

Tru

[@djmiller1245]

FROM THE FUTURE: 1.21 came out, no fletching table update.

[@LUCIFER_THE_DUCK666]

Here's another one. If you fall out of a tower that is 100 blocks tall, a mere puddle can save your life. WHAT.

[@uwestorl-sh4ss]

3:20 You used INFESTED cooblestone instead of regular

[@Greedy-Allay]

Knarfy you inspired me to make longer youtube videos, like the dumb ideas (which i tried recreating because it was so much fun lol) Thank you, Knarf man!

[@CaztheAxolotl]

In Terraria, the reason why torches and campfires dont extinguish naturally is explained in game. Its because of the "Torch God". So maybe something similar is in minecraft? Some unknown entity or force of nature responsible for keeping torches lit.

[@Loser2023before]

The fact that Steve can carry like 10 trillion tons and walk around fine but cannot reload a weapon faster than his hands

[@Sans_The_Skeleton]

If you right click the fletching table in spectator mode it shows a crafting table UI for a split second

[@thetryhardgamer159]

at 4:03 he tries to craft a dispenser and he failed because he used infested cobblestone in stead of normal cobblestone

[@Daily-PE]

The dispensers having bows make sense because it takes longer to pull back a crossbow and unlike a bow your can't rapid fire it

[@ShellofIron]

Also because dispensers were added before crossbows

[@vandin3899]

@@ShellofIron thank you, I was looking for this comment, looks like no one remembered this

[@TNTISGOOD]

bruh, he kept using infested to cobblestone to craft, LOL 3:55

[@1987nightrap]

You can survive in a couldron, you just have to be exactly in the middle

[@whq401]

i feel like they should make the fletching table help you to make custom arrows and bows The edit was table since my keyboard got rid of the word "table"

[@TweenMustard]

3:42 u need a cobblestone not infested cobblestone Which it doesn't make sense

[@BrennoC_YT]

Tbf the skulk sensor was detecting the zombie grunting and taking damage which might have been "louder" than footsteps or landing after jumping

[@barbaraalbuquerque89]

1:02 the reason why the water disappears it’s because it turns into steam so it makes sense

[@RubyCheetahCub]

12:18 "I'm slowly going insane" Are you sure you haven't already gone?

[@Apple_Pai-]

The chaos of every microsecond of this video is the best. I knew there was a reason I subscribed to you the second I clicked on a vid lmao

[@Aetherpixl]

Love how he didnt realize he was trying to craft a dispenser with infested stone

[@tankben540]

As some may already know torch did used to extinguish in a version of the game. It might have been and April fools update. Also minecraft minecarts are realy slow in comparison, you basically go the same speed when you run.

[@Sacsofon]

Even though Minecraft is based in the medieval age and has magic, there are various technological things, like pistons, redstone, observers, now the auto rafters, Minecraft that is on the medieval age is like going through an industrial update, Extra; you can make infinite water with just two bucket, like watch how much water just one bucket has, and that would mean that Steve carries infinite weight also with just 2 buckets.

[@sucks_at_cs2]

Water can also infinitely flow

[@kitsunemusicisfire]

The sculker one is because of how a zombie would move vs a human. In media, zombies take slow, heavy steps, while people walk with much lighter steps. So it would make sense that a zombie stomping around would be louder than a player strolling casually.

[@DamianVo-s9p]

Knarfy How do villagers use stuff? if they don’t have hands

[@kaz49]

This makes Mojang look even shittier for "fixing" the copper bulb to be the same as other blocks when the community specifically liked that it was different, but I digress.

[@broshigames]

Nothing better than a Knarfy video on a Saturday morning 🗣️🔥

[@t.kersten7695]

late afternoon / early evening for me

[@whq401]

*HI*

[@DexFlex_YT-]

The cauldron is a nit waterloggable block, you just change the model and the texture, so theres really nonwater in there, its like a piece of cardboard painted to look like water

[@toad.gaming9354]

Smart 💀💀

[@EpicGamer-lo8uq]

But water in a cauldron can put out fire

[@DexFlex_YT-]

@@EpicGamer-lo8uq its a coded feature mainly for the nether

[@bubster_roo47]

10:52 the crafting recipe also scams you out of half the stairs. There are 6 blocks to craft stairs, the stairs are 3/4 the block, there should be the original 6 from the blocks, and an additional 2 from the 1/4 miising from the corner. They only make 4.

[@bubster_roo47]

I also just realized, if they made the recipe in a 2x2 grid like: W X W W It would fix both problems. They would create 4 stairs, and there would be 2 steps. THERE SHALL BE NO SCAMMING TODAY!!!!!

[@squishy9047]

1:50 the smithing table used to be a way to get netheriate armor which was not possible to make in the crafting table but, I don’t know why Mojang made a new table for it and you are right in that the smithing table got a new use! Sorry if this sounds condescending

[@Benjamin59191]

It was added in 1.14, and it couldn't be interacted with until 1.16

[@MonocleMC]

Fun fact, torches used to go out but players didn't like that feature. So Mojang changed it, so now torches don't make any sense.

[@indomitablesloth2437]

Inspired by your infested-cobblestone accident, you should make a crafting recipe that creates an infested dispenser that has chance to spawn a silverfish.

[@Knarfy]

LOL smart

[@laurent6355]

That's actually a fun idea x)

[@uniex_]

bro thinks minecraft will ever have any sense 💀

[@EJpokegaming]

Yeah nothing will make sense in Minecraft

[@isaacunknown3480]

bro sense minecraft is sense on minecraft sense man is minecraft

[@SteelWingMaster_]

@@isaacunknown3480what are u on 💀💀

[@PinkGodYT]

💀💀💀

[@minecraftpotionmaster6859]

What doesn’t make any sense to me was when he was trying to craft a dispenser with infested Cobblestone

[@He1den6430]

Fun fact: the iron helmet recipe flipped upside-down can fit only one player yet add Three iron ingots and it will become a cheatplate yet remove Five iron ingots, make a bucket and suddenly you have an infinite source of water

[@annabelcooper2300]

Its wierd that 2 whole wood planks make 4 little sticks

[@moerussell]

I only thought about this after you talked about rust on iron, but it'd be cool if when you hurt the rusty iron golem or break rusty iron, you get tetnis which is just like poison or something.

[@shavranotheferanox7809]

the new copper doors for minecraft 1.21 act like wooden doors, not iron doors, which i feel like makes no sense cause while maybe not as heavy as an iron door, id like to see you try opening a door made out of solid copper

[@milo3733]

i think as long as it doesnt scape the ground even a very heavy door could be opened by hand. I just assume the iron door has some kind of lock built in

[@GalaxVerse]

16:45 wait lol crafting chest only needs 8 planks not 9 planks. Who is this newbie kid? And how is she crafting chests with 9 planks lmao? 😂

[@Small_Frie]

The reason he couldn't craft the dispenser is because he was using infested cobblestone instead of normal cobblestone

[@Epic_The-Evey]

i have something. How come when you eat soup it looks like you eat the bowl too, but we still get the FLIPPING BOWL

[@Epic_The-Evey]

How can you not eat a bowl ;n;

[@DamianVo-s9p]

4:11 well, you can’t shoot It’s far but the Dispenser can shoot in father

[@Sadishkibo]

Farther*

[@bbhiscrazybbhiscrazy4372]

fletching table is how we should make the potion arrows and stuff (maybe better bows)

[@NertNeverlander]

The worst part about stairs is fact, that they WAS crafted of three wooden planks, yet somewhy, microsoft decoded to change crafting recipe, but leave result 4

[@rowskirowski8958]

not gonna lie, I just took the crafting recipe for stairs for granted, and now I can't unsee it... also my favorite is an oldie but a goodie. campfires burn you, but the stonecutter, with a saw blade strong enough to cut stone, does absolutely nothing to you

[@I_am_Steeve]

A bucket of water can carry 4,000,000,000,000 pounds of water so we should be able to fit a frog 😂

[@goldsniffer]

you can’t craft the dispenser because you were using infested cobblestone.

[@DJPOLONESHKA]

Kek

[@bajanxdua3622]

Kek

[@ItsnokYT9]

Yes

[@rajeshpk7603]

Eeeeeeeeeeeee

[@benjainblackwoods]

btw at 4:22 you were using infested stone

[@elegantcakes8826]

The fact that you could open a chest with another chest on top, yet you can't open a chest with a block on top.

[@headshottrebor8652]

the fletching table, sorry to the person who said we cant use it, itd because we have a crafting table that makes the arrows and bows

[@ManualidadesconTita]

Biggest Amethyst Geode IRL: 3.7 meters high Amethyst Geode MC: 13+ meters high

[@Coolguygabe7777]

10:04 HOW?

[@Lightningmcblue]

He has mods

[@clueless-person]

@@Lightningmcblue what mods are they?

[@blockybeanz9924]

@@clueless-personI believe it’s called shape shifter or smth

[@janakbhanushali123rock]

Bro that's a mod and every other youtuber just don't notice that. weird

[@iciclemc]

Water is weird. I am askew. -Knarfy 2024

[@Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17]

To be fair, I feel like falling onto the dirt ground would hurt less than falling into a metal cauldron and breaking all your bones. Maybe it should negate damage from a short fall, but a long fall would turn your legs inside out.

[@DragonLover2011]

8:26 I love how he showed Horseshoe Falls and not Niagara Falls

[@realjordantrs]

It’s funny because a lot of these oddities exist because otherwise it wouldn’t be fun. Imagine how annoying it’d be to have to relight torches, or if you couldn’t jump up a block, or if you could get thrown out of minecarts.

[@whyismynamehere]

1:11 technoblade :3

[@Imgoingtohell696]

@@whyismynamehere rip techno😭😭😭😭😭

[@Imgoingtohell696]

Rip techno 😭😭😭😭

[@zaxerspider7901]

U used infested cobblestone 4:05

[@Pug_Gamer12]

0:54 it makes sense that water in cauldrons doesn’t break your fall because when you fall you also hit the iron part of the cauldron.

[@guywithawhitepfp670]

fun fact: if we count the skulk sensor as a plant, then it is in fact realistic for it to give out different signals. There is already a plant that copies other plant's shapes which is called a trifoliolata. it can even mimic fake plants plants around it.

[@KaysNewGroove]

Dispensers existed long, long before crossbows. Changing the recipe to be much more expensive would have upset a lot of people.

[@Mnx11]

3:15 The recipe of the dispenser was added before the crossbow was even a thing, so at the time the dispenser became a thing, the best thing mojang had was bows. P.S.: I'm not an english speaker (or even that good with the grammar), but I wanted to write a comment about that.

[@Tinyme2468]

Coal runs out in 80 seconds cause 10 seconds to smelt one item and coal smelts 8 items

[@Whizzer-bigboy]

So we aren’t going to talk about how chicken is the only thing that poisons you when you eat it raw

[@Aliplayz24]

The reason for pillagers not having a melee attack is maybe they are from a old version and devs just forgot to update the villagers and pillagers

[@evanestewart7665]

i think the skeletons train very hard like they’re the assassins or (slightly more effective) police of minecraft while pillagers are just people who like weapons and hurting people so they have no reason to train and if they have no weapon they’re like 🧍🏾‍♀️

[@Deadbot2000]

0:51 i see the point people make but you are still landing on metal, there isnt a soft ground under it to break you fall

[@regzazemma3480]

but if you place metal on the floor where you land you still survive

[@N0zzaDon]

They better call the frog n the bucket the frucket

[@TheMarionette1]

the skeleton having a melee attack is for if it gets another item and switches, Pillagers cannot switch out their crossbow for a better item

[@gameingtothemax6266]

the dispenser thing probably mostly has to do with the fact that dispensers predate crossbows by like...a lot, and changing the recipe would be bad because it's been like that since the block was added and it's not broken so it doesn't need to be fixed

[@dropshot3313]

The one thing that always got me was if you craft lets say a helmet, chestplate, leggings or boots with iron that’s essentially and obviously using ingots, (5 for helm, 8 for chest, 7 for leggings and 4 for boots) but the one thing that doesn’t make any sense is if you smelt either one of the armor pieces you get 1 iron nugget

[@WhatTheBleep24]

The way you just became a pilliger so casually is just amazing.

[@ABowlOfRic3]

Furnaces: *exist Torches: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

[@DavidSureMan]

The reason skeletons have a melee attack for when they're both breaks but their bow doesn't break is cuz underwater they can't shoot arrows so they use a melee attack

[@livingblackcatproductions3084]

2:08 I think the reason frogs can’t be caught in a bucket is cause they’d just hop out. 3:13 Bows existed long so maybe they just didn’t want to change the recipe. 5:13 The zombies make more noise then you do, they groan periodically while the only noise the player makes is walking.

[@spamuel98]

The bow for dispensers thing is pretty straightforward; dispensers have been in the game pretty much as long as redstone itself, and bows have been in the game as long as skeletons have been using them. There needed to be some way to craft dispensers with what was already in the game, hence a bow. Later on, there's been no real reason to update the dispenser recipe because now players use them for a lot more than they used to, which would make changing the bow to a crossbow much more costly than it really warrants.