Knives you don't hand to people

[@Gamingguy-my4wn]

It’s tradition to come back to this video every once in a while

[@spawntaneous1903]

Exactly lol

[@EVERYTHING-pd2ug]

yeah

[@boxfox4879]

Yep

[@wis-n1x]

ikr

[@DeAndre_Hype]

Same lol I’ve watched it 3 times in the past two years

[@JokersWild]

Butterfly knives would be the knife I carry with me so if I get attacked at night the assailant gets to see some cool shit before I accidently kill myself for them.

[@ethanstevenson8173]

And if you successfully pull off the trick, they be more scared of you than you are of them

[@Eustakista]

And then You get shoot

[@r_spyder]

@@Eustakista shot

[@smolamenotanapostlebutaame8228]

With beer

[@Paandaas]

@@r_spyder that's what someone who didn't get shoot says

[@nohaxjustop5422]

“Hey can I get a knife?” Him:”What level are you?”

[@sauceup713ayye7]

LOL

[@federicorusso4368]

15 dexterity required to operate

[@typicalusername659]

My dad gave the most dangerous one when i was 10 i still have it today

[@Leeuwke131]

If u gotta ask, then you don’t know them enough to be handing them a nife tbh

[@user-ys3jq3uf4p]

Adventurer my knives are far too strong for you, a giant would struggle to lift it, even more so a man.

[@CCCCCCCCC11]

Somewhat ironically, now 25 million people know how to operate a paragon warlock.

[@six9946]

24 now lol

[@threezus7740]

The manufacturer should honestly name him a brand ambassador or give him some sort of commission because I'm pretty sure this video has unironically given them more sales than any of their own advertising strategies lmao

[@420BongHit]

@@threezus7740 if half percent of people that watched, would buy one, thats over 100000 knifes.

[@DavidCowie2022]

How to operate a Paragon Warlock: push the button and wiggle it. Simple!

[@voratheexplorer6442]

@@DavidCowie2022 how to operate virtually any knife - don't touch the sharp part

[@twitchbitbandit9426]

Person: hey could I use a knife? Knife guys: *pulls out 49 different knives*

[@ste4lth147]

Yea, which do you want my Sog, Ka-bar, Gerber, Kershaw, TG, etc

[@littlewyzard]

for real 💀😭 i’m sure this guy is lovely though lol

[@ste4lth147]

@Frank Parker got the signal too

[@knifeguy7614]

I can confirm

[@yoon2875]

Immediately does all csgo balisong animations in 1 consecutive motion

[@andreidei]

there's a secret 4th category: "knives I don't even show on youtube"

[@dalexyl2339]

Because those are the ones he uses for back alley surgery

[@UncleHattan]

imagine him with a clever 💀

[@Tamnd605]

5th category knives that don't exist

[@fluppy9690]

@@Tamnd605 your name got me for a second

[@Tamnd605]

@@fluppy9690 lol

[@LordFalconsword]

As a former knife vendor, there are two things I always had. 1) lots of knives 2) lots of bandaids for customers who thought they knew knives.

[@JustSomeGuyInAChairIDunno]

But you see I have seen a BUNCH of switchblade trick videos and tbh it doesnt look that hard. I am sure I could do it myself ;)

[@oorrrii]

@@JustSomeGuyInAChairIDunno Trust me I'm a professional at this shit even though I haven't used one before

[@seancoyote]

Yeah, was the same, love when they cut themselves on feeling the edge... I mean how do you manage that?

[@PickleNick7008]

@@oorrrii yes, i can fire this gun, im a professional, just let me look down the barrel to check if its loade-

[@oorrrii]

@@PickleNick7008 What is this hole in my chest!?

[@spook4756]

im not a knife person. but its tradition to come back to this video every now and then

[@colaonyourface]

it's yt algorithms that recommends you the same video over and over until you go crazy, like why, i already watched it 999 times please i beg you

[@beforedrrdpr]

no merci, i like watching the same video 333 times​@@colaonyourface

[@greasykebabboy8745]

i remeber i once bought a full size buttefly knife when i was like 11 year old, at the beach with my cousins, i just realized how dumb he was, he sold a butterfly knife to a 10 year old and a tazer to a 12 year old

[@Blond1e]

lol

[@breadedbread]

@Jose Rivera if he has a tazer and a knife its gotta be florida

[@ejj918]

I am dieing

[@manuhameed5470]

Easy money

[@Mike351025]

Its the beach. They'll sell u anything

[@illlanoize23]

Me bleeding to death: you know I’m somewhat of a knife guy myself

[@Youtubeuser1aa]

Ask me whether my other 9 fingers went

[@justsomeguywithtb2953]

@@KZbinuser1aa at least you can have 9 knifes now

[@randalshades5505]

"Oh yeah. Im a knife guy. I get stabbed all the time."

[@demon_kid_6662]

I feel for you

[@MarkusAtUMa]

deep inside my heart, you know I’m somewhat of a knife guy myself

[@Sencaada]

“I’d throw that knife at them” -responsible adult on the internet

[@FallingFurniture]

i would throw a knife at them with no problem, i will just warn them its sharp

[@All_SportGG]

@Karl Marks huh? You good man?

[@thatonedude-6819]

“ok *only* the point the knife at something you intent to kill” “But it’s only a knife?” The knife: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGezeqOCe8iIhck

[@AmmarYasser_13]

@@thatonedude-6819 dude are you alright why U watch a video about spring loaded knives

[@darthvitiate7373]

i threw a knife at someone and i got arrested but he is allowed to say "do that" and he does not get in trouble who cares if i did throw the knife at someones face and it was a throwing knife

[@patrickmcgovern676]

That was a the best knife video. Now I'm 37. I grew up in Boston. Knives on every corner store. But I'm a knife guy. When I grew up there were no practice butterfly knives unless it had a comb on the end. Please, if you don't know how to use one. Don't say you do and make a person regret handing it to you. Great video. Please people,take this man's advice. Take care

[@tiagodecastro2929]

Yep. Best thing you can do is say "limited experience, explain like I'm a child anyway." Worst case, you're a little humble but walk away fine. Best case, you impress yourself and someone else a bit. Oh, and ALWAYS learn balisong on a trainer before you switch to a real blade.

[@jcbyy]

“I’ll throw that knife at them”

[@bromanr7209]

*Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh that wording could have been slightly better*

[@lunarpitch]

@@bromanr7209 no it could not have been better, it was gold

[@alwaysmade2blade408]

@Robert lol i would throw that

[@TopassBakery]

@Robert Hey I came from that video

[@alwaysmade2blade408]

@Robert nah i'd get an attachment on a rifle that shoots ballistics

[@qblanson17]

Me: ”Hey kid.” Kid: *Turns around* Me: Catch!

[@cipher6207]

Kid: AAAAAA MY HAND !!!!!!!

[@paradoxicalstatic3438]

*throws balisong knife*

[@adaegh9adfgsoiuagdfagdropi256]

Kid: ah shit, here we go again.

[@youngmetro3times849]

water sheep bruh, dead meme and u didn’t even use it right

[@AsunderFuture]

Im not mario right

[@Gh0st9858]

I live in London and I get handed knifes. In my chest

[@DINOSHREDDER]

Same in Liverpool mate

[@radioactiveramenponies3877]

Lol same!

[@I_spawn]

Same yo I have 46 rn

[@cooperwright9552]

Oy bruv kinda rude ya stickin' that knoife in my chest init

[@zerogamer935]

DontReadMyName same I got 60 right now

[@noodlepack420]

You are the person who showed me inspiration to collecting knives and seeing the paragon warlock just amazed me

[@chaosinternational3584]

British officer: “QUIT RESISTING ARREST AND GIVE ME THE KNIFE!!” Me: "Im sorry officer, I cant hand you this knife, its too dangerous, you might hurt yourself!!1"

[@lowfy7333]

Canada*

[@col8179]

Canada we are too nice to carry knives we only carry love

[@dio5908]

YOU FOOL! ZA WARUDO

[@cadrejeff]

dad, stop embarrassing me

[@dio5908]

Giorno Giovanna go back to your gang or something

[@SafetyPixels]

Opened KZbin for some mathematic lessons but the good old Yt algorithm didn't let me down

[@RyanDeGreg]

Omg same

[@genshishio9316]

Damn right. Same here

[@harrypeacock4051]

i opened youtube at the top “every time dark side has died in the dc universe” underneath that is this video

[@nucleak2884]

@@duckdown4337 🤡

[@skylerg5]

@@duckdown4337 did you have a bad day or something?

[@chasemadi7563]

I like how he doesn't care if the person gets cut he cares if they bleed on the knife

[@michaelmacvittie6977]

Well, unless you're being reckless you may at most need a couple stitches if you cut yourself. Meanwhile, that knife is $300

[@michaelmacvittie6977]

@Mario ...Yes, that is the point of knife collecting. Also, the video is about showing to other people, people who probably haven't handled a knife before.

[@cufticcefur809]

@Mario imagine thinking human life is worth shit haha

[@tastydoomtime8890]

@@cufticcefur809 your trolling right?

[@martinkuliza]

well of course, because then you have to clean the knife and it can be a pain in the arse

[@Elloliott]

Honestly glad that my brother had a (I think) purposefully full balisong/butterfly knife for practice or just looks. They’re fun to play with when the worst damage they can cause is a mild sting.

[@fourizayt]

This is literally the fifth time in 3 years that this has been recommended. I am once again reuniting with my comrades Edit: it’s been 6 months now and I virtually get daily notifications about this video, KZbin really seems to like recommending this video XD Second edit (23-03-2022): I was at a shop and actually saw 2 paragon warlocks on sale, i asked the owner if I could handle them and he said yes. Really fun to handle, if you know what you’re doing :)

[@trevorlahti569]

Back from year 2.

[@forestgrumps]

Yo year 2. Hi

[@ace_of_spades1191]

Same her welcome back tovarish

[@proffesornugget1613]

Been back here 5 times to sense It came out

[@sbeve9820]

always a good time with knife people

[@michaelkartman3543]

“Hey can I use that knife?” **Must be level 100 to equip** “Damnit!”

[@2much148]

Lol nice one

[@benzgamez4270]

Indeed

[@JacobDrosdick]

Hahaha that's good 🤣. If I ever own a particularly dangerous knife, I might have it engraved with that. That'll be pretty funny

[@mayan9562]

that seems like a very common thing for someone to ask

[@TheKushMinister]

Ngl this Dex build looks insane

[@crackalackin3877]

"Oh I just opened it- Oh shit I just cut myself." Was the most causal way to say it and I genuinely laughed

[@MaxPower-ke5rq]

That's how you know they're not knife people, they freak out when they cut themselves

[@boblikescheeseman4857]

2:36

[@tigerpresentationsproducts425]

@@boblikescheeseman4857 ur a fucking king

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

that's how I always act when I cut myself, I don't even own any knives for myself right now, but I've just gotten so used to cutting myself at work

[@nomcloud]

Ikr

[@secondbraincell597]

This is still probably one of my favorite knives videos on KZbin and I don’t know why

[@deightonhalberstadt4784]

I like how he says THROW a knife at a 10 year old

[@water5210]

yeet

[@Hox5241]

war crimes

[@ItsTJ1]

@@_DeadEnd_ LMAO

[@Cap_Briggsy]

@@_DeadEnd_u will not advance in knife throwing if u dont throw them at small children

[@DinPoww23]

After spending the last few months working around kids I fully support throwing knives at them

[@darkkeidran9340]

Im sorry if I were to give a double edged knife to someone after explaining that it is double edged and they still cut themselves I would just be disappointed

[@necrobynerton7384]

And disappointed you will be, since there are people like that. Source: Me

[@omransaeed1988]

Im so sorry but the picture of a dude staring at a guy bleeding from his hand with an extremely disappointed stare cracks me up

[@tonyjay1723]

my favorite is when you say "its razor sharp be very careful" and they immediately start poking at the blade to see how sharp it is

[@treetheoak8313]

You put too much faith in people

[@necrobynerton7384]

@@tonyjay1723 that is something i love to do No matter if it is a knife, scalpel, razor, a random sharp broken plastic, i always run my finger on the sharp part, to feel the sharpness. Surprisingly i have yet to cut myself bad that way

[@smileyksh6965]

Yo the paragon part belongs in the category “Music”

[@VENTURA_Band]

Shadow The Catto it’s music to our ears

[@fyoozhn]

@Shadow The Catto i think its bc of paragonx9

[@flipper3958]

Yeah

[@Theycallhimac3]

Chan da lego balisong guy nah it’s the double edged dagger my dude

[@jeffsmith3814]

Wow

[@desolate1562]

Alternate title: knives you hand to your enemies

[@RyanMcCarty]

I was about to hand someone all these knives, luckily this popped up in my recommended just in time.

[@bogdan700]

No u don't xD [i would like to know the name of the 4th one]

[@coldgin451]

@@bogdan700 It's a switchblade, and the actual name is in the description. lol

[@kamiphobe6580]

Pandas Curse you get wooshed!

[@kamiphobe6580]

ImELFY anddd you get wooshed!

[@BFSarthur]

Nigga u stupid

[@thayenryan7448]

When he opened that Paragon or whatever he called it. It was just such a SATISFYING sound!

[@jacksonczochara9573]

And after that sound I bought one immediately

[@keiraleangel9490]

if you see this replay i was your 100th like :)

[@dotlogzip634]

A paragon warlock

[@Aron-zb1rf]

@@jacksonczochara9573 how was it?

[@Priv4teWire000]

Pretty much all of them are satisfying

[@ericjones8179]

This guys just walking around wishing for one question: Hey does anybody have a knife??

[@williamhopkins1262]

Reminds me of this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/j3KnYZRsrLx5qKs

[@vulcancent774]

@@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow same!

[@MrBl4ckY]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iavLo6Fjo7aYa6c Knife guy when he was small

[@iisquiddiesquid]

Yeah. Don't be fooled tho. It only looks like a butterfly knife

[@VinnytotheK]

*Hey does anybody want a knife??

[@rayputrael2391]

So remember kids, when someone didn't wanna give you their balisong it's not because they're stingy, it's because they don't want you to dirty their balisong with your blood.

[@boi5079]

I just carry a 1 meter broadsword. Then if someone asks for it they must best me in a duel beforehand.

[@qas2644]

Then a kung fu master shows up and defeat you.

[@panzerbuchse1828]

In Soviet Russia, Broadsword carry *You*

[@ricksanchez6318]

Lol that’s so good!😂😂😂

[@cooorsbanq4226]

@@qas2644 not with the armor he wears with the broadsword

[@yulfine1688]

I'm pretty sure Texas is probably the only state you can legally open carry a sword in a sheath because yup everyone totally does that. You can carry any blades over 6 inches does anyone? If you want to probably look stupid maybe lol

[@reillycameron1320]

Me: hands someone a knife and tells them it's sharp Them: accidentally cuts themselves and is somehow surprised the knife is sharp

[@wifebeater69]

The problem is most people haven't handled actually razor sharp knives before

[@teh_jibbler]

Lol, this happens a lot. I let someone see my benchmade balisong (like the one in the video). I told them it was very sharp, etc. and 5 seconds later they cut themselves with it. I stopped letting people see that knife. :)

[@Josiah04]

People grow up with gas station knives made of graham cracker steel, never sharpen them, and then say they are "knife guys". I don't think a lot of people have experienced an actually sharp knife before

[@nunyabusiness776]

*surprised pikichu face*

[@salvadorhenriquez4091]

That happened to me, but with a mini axe, it was a small but an unconfortable cut

[@colton1340]

"Knives you just don't hand to people. #1: A bomb"

[@brownie3454]

lmaooo

[@t.c.bramblett617]

A bomb really is just a whole lot of knives thrown out really quick....

[@GHOST5800000]

@@t.c.bramblett617 frag grenade

[@ArpaZha]

A gun

[@nachochips1458]

@@ArpaZha its just a mini knife launcher

[@raven_of_zoso455]

I once had recently sharpened my most precious fixed blade knife, just a small one with a 4 inch scandigrind blade, which I made the handle and sheath myself (and it was the first one I made so it has a lot of sentimental value too). The blade was forged by a very skilled bladesmith. I had been lucky that time and gotten it really f'n sharp. And some guy wanted to look at it, and as I handed it to him, I looked him in the eyes and told him to be careful because it was genuinely razor sharp. The first thing this adult man whom appeared to understand what I just explained to him, takes his left thumb and sweeps it ALONG the edge, giving himself a deep cut. He then throws the bloodsoaked knife on the ground, making a nasty dent in the handle and just fucks off to try and mend his stupid thumb. He never asked to see any of my knifes again. What a pillock. Edit: typos.

[@burnsy96]

There are two types of people: - Those who call it a balisong. - Those who call it a butterfly knife.

[@bonesmac6103]

I thought it was called a butterfly knife

[@omegaflowey7436]

@@bonesmac6103 it's both, but I've just heard more people same butterfly, but I've seen more people online say balisong

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

Secret third call it a Batangas knife

[@jellyjami31]

@@bonesmac6103 butterfly knife is the English for balisong, and batangas knife because it was made on batangas a city in the Phillippines

[@Stoney610]

@@jellyjami31 u big brain🙏🏾

[@HaykoXG]

"id hand a knife to a 10-year-old boy" responsible 100

[@noname-bt9ky]

My dad gave me my first knife when I was 6 I learned through cuts.

[@HaykoXG]

@@noname-bt9ky im british and learn how knifes work when we were born because we bri'ish. cant say nothin man

[@bayglman]

@@HaykoXG is it chewsday for you? are you on youchube rn?

[@steelingdogs]

"Or 10 year old girl, or whatever, 10 year old"

[@LaxMonsta11]

@@HaykoXG funny when carry knives is banned over there

[@aravinds3846]

“ He will watch anything “ - YT algorithm

[@jjjteal123]

I guess dere right

[@billpaxton4885]

It’s nice to felt seen. 🎩🥃👨🏻‍🚀

[@joaopaulobg]

LOL

[@cookoreo6890]

And it actually works

[@ellwee3709]

Goddamn right

[@noibmaster]

I like he just goes straight into it, no intro, not even a greeting

[@jampu]

you can hand them to me...

[@pixelplayzy_t3550]

How do you say so?

[@SHRIIMPSUCKS]

ngl I would be happy if someone just handed me a butterfly knife

[@magiceyebot3411]

@@SHRIIMPSUCKS yeah they’re pretty cool and once you can do tricks it’s fun to pull it out and start doing tricks in front of people

[@lukayaroslav9914]

@@SHRIIMPSUCKS Same

[@pray.4.plagues]

birthday present

[@dragonslayergaming9598]

Nobody: KZbins recommendation system: You like knifes right?

[@itsdylanjenkins]

DragonSlayer Gaming knives*

[@ArlanKels]

It was apparently right

[@johnisapplejuice4875]

Yep

[@cu_8j]

hell yah

[@ExpiredSausage]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@astrobagans6182]

Sorry officer. This is on my "don't hand to anyone" list

[@iisadragonborn7128]

strange seeing comments with 500 likes and no replies

[@jesuschrist4185]

@@iisadragonborn7128 fuck you

[@BigWheel.]

@@jesuschrist4185 God bless you!

[@faithmartinez2235]

@@BigWheel. 😂😭

[@salacious_modeus.]

@@jesuschrist4185 wanna talk about it, man?

[@Syn.]

i watched this as a kid and i still return every few yrs, im p sure this video sparked my love for knives

[@michaeljung6874]

Him: Ten year old girl/ 10 year old boy 10 year old whatever Me: *Looks at my dog 🐶 🐕

[@anthonyspinnichio7766]

LMAO

[@xirenzhang9126]

10 year old dog?

[@anthonyspinnichio7766]

@@xirenzhang9126 lol no he means that when he said you can hand it to a 10 year old or WHATEVER meaning that you can hand it to anything so he looks at his dog lol

[@xirenzhang9126]

@@anthonyspinnichio7766 yeah but is his dog 10 years old

[@obj279e3]

Lol same

[@JustSumGuy01]

Going back to this because I just bought a Paragon Warlock. I literally had to stop a dude from touching the blade and trying to close it RIGHT after I showed them how to close it

[@Lugermonger35]

That's freaking funny it's probably a pretty common problem with the Warlock

[@JustSumGuy01]

@@Lugermonger35 I was like, "no no no, stop!" before he almost cut his fingers on the razor sharp blade

[@itsruf1]

So basically you relate to this piece of work above and get off on it. Little knife thing makes you secure.

[@JustSumGuy01]

@@itsruf1 Excuse you?

[@pyroguyman096]

@@itsruf1 boooo, you're boring

[@manf1sh995]

_How to deal with bullies?_ Google: Tell the teacher right away. Bing:

[@christopherstein2024]

1:08

[@Isaacmantx]

DuckDuckGo: If you open carry a firearm, no one will bully you…

[@jacobj6376]

Never use a knife on anyone pussy

[@aceanonymous6999]

Lol

[@schneecoraxx8689]

hand them a knife they arent a high enough level for and let god sort them out :D

[@grungalisfungalis]

This is one of the videos of all time

[@dickheadanonymous4271]

As long as I have the confidence that they know how to handle a knife, *ill throw that knife at them*

[@lamp1739]

Memez Daily OR they play video games

[@xplane11fan93]

Your profile pic is hilarious 😂

[@jon....]

@@xplane11fan93 a dead meme from 2016 is hilarious

[@-lavenderlove-9534]

XDD

[@Dylan-gx9bd]

TheUpsideDownLamp NuMBErS 42000 laks

[@lorenzokk3120]

person: are you a cat or dog persog lugermonger: *knife*

[@nikto7297]

I'm a dog persog

[@gauss_wyo]

I'm a cat persog

[@qlus]

*_-persog-_*

[@fernando47180]

I couldn't help but picture a persog putting a leash on their knife and taking it for a walk

[@williamckinley]

i'm a persog

[@mug875]

I physically recoiled when he pushed his hand onto the double sided blade.

[@KClO3]

Ok attention seeker

[@crab_computer]

@@KClO3 Having basic human function doesn't make you an attention seeker.

[@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2]

@@KClO3 is this what autism does to people?

[@dough7726]

@@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2 yes

[@Aki4s]

@@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2 yeah

[@Lanuzos]

The most basic London survival kit

[@jamsya493]

God save the king

[@aabahdjfisosososos]

“Knives you should not hand to people.” *Hands to someone anyways*

[@justfassy1176]

Only if their ten years old

[@onesmallissueiaminyourwall2051]

**robber breaks into his house** Lugermonger: Hello my fellow gentleman.

[@jacobl2111]

Laughingnote 313 literally so true

[@Akemi0e]

**GETS SHOT**

[@newportcheifer]

*_You picked the wrong house foo_*

[@TheAsianOfChaos]

Kristo Martinez I shoot first

[@askdhmtherobloxian2934]

Whole ass gang: *breaks in* Luger, holding his Bali song and the body of one of them: *G e n t l e m e n*

[@bouncydachon]

2:03 i physically cringed at this it made me PHYSICALLY uncomfortable watching this to the point where i felt my fingers tingle

[@Longus07]

I also felt it

[@monkemonke9048]

Same even though I’m a kid if yo gonna touch it touch like the bit without a sharp bit

[@Zack-bl2gg]

I mean you technically could close it with your hand even if it was razor sharp as long as you don’t slide your fingers

[@hikawasayo6190]

@@Zack-bl2gg yeah and that’s also the basis for half swording

[@darkdefender9919]

I know I am not a knife person and I know that just doesn’t look right

[@juggernautstyle3944]

watching and hearing you describe how people mistreat the last knife just makes me… feel the pain

[@tiagodecastro2929]

Right? I feel like if I had never seen a bali before, and someone handed me one, I would be too terrified to actually open it lol

[@ignorant507]

This video was made two years ago.....this guy is probably confused as hell

[@qblanson17]

Rand al'Thor Wheres all these comments coming from?

[@Mycon]

Those ten year olds would be thirteen now.

[@purplehumanz]

I saw it two years ago...

[@jasonjason6169]

@@SanjuGhandhi wtf you took my favorite fictional character and stole his name ... shit you gonna call your self drizzt do'urden from r.a. salavatore's books or richard rahl next damn ...... just kiddin lol i was surprised when i saw the name it is rare for me to see some one who likes the same kind of books as i do ... even more rare that the person likes the guy enough to take the name on for them selves ... although i liked mat cauthen almost as much as rand ... if only because that man robert Jorden could make me for real laugh out loud while reading and that is a rare thing the only other character in a book that has ever been able to do that for me were zedd zul zorander from the sword of truth series witch is just as long if not longer than rands story although not as well written and the kinder from the dragonlance books that i read when i was in juvie when i was like 14 or 15 the main wizard was called raistlen .. it is funny almost all the notables like the real good fantasy books have the hero named with a name that starts with a r ... any way i rambled and just am going to find my new kobo that i have every fantasy book written in north america since the 1920's on it and pick something while i smoke a splif then a cigarette so for the book but if you pushed through the whole wheele of time i am sure you can skim through this in seconds ..spelling mistakes and all .. i dont fix them because i type amazingly fast and it would take much longer to right click on the two or three words that i fucked up than it took to type the whole thing also i am from two different english speaking countries and they spell quite a lot of words different than each other anD I LEARNED BOTH SO THEY JUST COME OUT WHEN I TYPE shit i could go forever . i have to pause to think of more shit to say .. and now i will be finished just me and my 66,897 books that i havent been reading for a few days i am in the middle of the complete works of Sigmund Freud and it is almost as manny pages as the wheele of time and the sword of truth and all of the books mr salavatore have written put together ,,, and once i am done that piece of reading i am going to start my own series of books because with my record a job is hard to get and even when i do they ask for a record check eventually so i can work a till .. or unload trucks full of cigarettes with a forklift and i already fractured l4 and two other vertebrates around 10 years ago ... what the fuck am i doing telling everyone all this damn that shatter spread on paper that i rolled with serious weed must have made me crazt to write this ,,, it just feels nice to type with out needing to think things up as fast as i can to tell a good story .. just to type for the fun of it and tell some of my real story just felt nice .. sorry anyone who really read this all the way . lol lmfucken ass off i doubt even one person will read this half a novel right here also i left out almost all proper grammar `and just used multipul ...................................... this like that lol ...

[@jasonjason6169]

@Shrek Wes on reading the Sigmund Freud. or on something else that is suposedly time wasting to you .. and remember i type 91 wpm on my last google test last week and i was drunk and smoking shatter so it took like less than 2 or 3 min to type and other than the fact that i am reading the insane psychologist/Psychiatrist that almost all doctors have to at lease learn some of his works weather he was clinically insane himself or not

[@cx4936]

"These knives are too strong for you traveller" - Knife Seller

[@CumAss]

Thank you for this comment

[@Zeuisu]

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[@thisisaname3117]

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[@coonan9764]

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[@brockobama257]

Gun community: “This is a gun that I would hand to a 12 year old boy.. 12 year old girl boy it doesn’t matter”

[@help316]

As long as they know how guns work and gun safety

[@gameseeker6307]

Cases where loaded guns were misfired: 👀💧

[@davidgutierrez4631]

Turns out it's an ak and it's russia

[@drytry1696]

guns aren't so fun

[@ItsTJ1]

he said 10 year old but idrc

[@WisKy64VT]

You know now I want a paragon warlock

[@tuxedobird9227]

“They don’t know it’s sharp” Me:ITS A KNIFE

[@DanMal2000]

Gaming Nightcore F

[@tuxedobird9227]

K

[@kektaro]

Gaming Nightcore very few people know what an actually sharp knife really is, what most people think is sharp is unbearable to me and feels dull

[@chrisjason7607]

Keisukek Bakahashi very true

[@rwhggrwhb4255]

he means people dont know how sharp knives can realy be

[@mentallyunstableorphan]

Never give a child a batarang, worst choice of my life. Yeah, he's dead. He sliced his throat. But, technically I didn't kill him, he killed himself.

[@panzerbuchse1828]

Batman, I thought you died in endgame.

[@Gnomechild]

Batman damn not the Robin!!!

[@richard5398]

Wanna know how I got these scars?..

[@cashisgreen6383]

Batman His name must’ve been Robin

[@mobilegames3369]

Seams ligit

[@prd4959]

This reminds me of a story my father used to tell me. He was working at a deli, and had to cut a roll for someone’s sandwich, and grabbed one of the high grade steel, professionally sharpened butcher’s knives, and it cut straight through the roll and into his hand. THAT is a sharp knife.

[@heathpollock2745]

He used a butchers knife on bread??

[@hevi2866]

@@prd4959 it wasn't too cleaver of him to cut with that sharp knife then

[@crack9014]

@@hevi2866 o,pun

[@binglemccringle705]

o,pun like the roll a n d the guys hand? i couldnt help myself c:

[@FS-uy1no]

@@hevi2866 the door is that way - - >🚪

[@spike4403]

anyone else comeback to this video every six months or so without looking for it directly

[@tarhun9977]

Yes.

[@Unbentdaniboy]

0:48 "I'll throw that knife at them, even though it is razor sharp, you know I always give a warning that it's sharp" Yea that's a first for me........ Usually people don't warn people they throw knives at

[@BurgeonedGrim]

💀

[@Gape-p6v]

That + “I’d hand this to a 10 year old” made me laugh LOL

[@buddhamack1491]

The last 3 are illegal in my country

[@wil115x]

Most likely in Australia, cause those are illegal as well

[@drunksanta1427]

in the netherlands as well, though the spring assisted one is illegal as well

[@myronvisser8362]

Drunk Santa tja.. tog kun je ze wel krijgen k kom wel eens spring assisted messen tegen op marktplaats maar tis af te raden niet omdat t gevaarlijk s maar omdat als je dr mee gepakt word je em niet alleen kwijt bent maar ook een dikke boete krijgt

[@B.treveton]

same here in canada. not sure about the last one, but the butterfly cant be in public and the switch just straight isnt allowed

[@impulse4102]

In Australias brother in law Austria, all of these are legal.

[@tobystephenson908]

"Yeah I'll just throw that knife at someone..." Ummmm ok...

[@oTR3TR3]

Yeah, a closed knife you dummy. most if not all actual knife people know better than to throw an open blade at somebody (unless you intended to)

[@kevinoloane1479]

Obertron 12345 he not literal dork

[@Flyingsaucer79]

I am a literal dork

[@trashi_1145]

Kevin Oloane it's a joke dork XD

[@madisonxyz9887]

Bigdork 😂 good to know.

[@JohnSmith-tk7nt]

If someone tells me they're a "knife person" I'm running right out the door😅😅😅

[@alexmcd378]

Don't forget the three types of people, the ones you trust with a sharp knife, the ones you trust with a butter knife, and the ones you think twice about giving a plastic fast food knife. Learned one of my friends was not the first category when he opened the box of my new chef knife upside-down, tried to catch the now tumbling knife, sending the knife spinning across the room, and sending himself to the ER for stitches.

[@therealslimshady3662]

i physicall felt that, omg.

[@cornucopiaofthings]

I'm not handing someone a benchmade because frankly it costs more than most people would be willing to replace if they screwed it up Its nothing to do with poking or cutting

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

When you're blessed with the algorithm god for the most random videos

[@tako.3612]

True

[@ZombieReaper18]

Wtf i see you in every youtuber i watch comment section

[@FootballstudOSU]

Datboi Nameb me to

[@Agonal]

Yoo this guy

[@lesterthemolester1501]

bro wtf i see you everywhere

[@stewartsmith4900]

what if i asked knifely?

[@typos6649]

Stewart Smith you're cutting me

[@benchabot6886]

You don't get the *point*

[@benchabot6886]

we better *Switch* back to normal talking

[@mamatla5014]

Stewart Smith ..ohh realy great and nice..are you sold..how to order.

[@wagtatou]

Knife to meet you, mamat. But you ruined the pun train.

[@gtfojohn]

I don't know why but over the last 4 years I've watched this like 40 times

[@imaperson813]

Knifes I don't hand to people Me: *hands over lightssaber*

[@Shadowscales1]

Old Ben?

[@darkdefender9919]

ThAt iS aCcTuAlY nOt A kNiFe It Is A sAbeR.

[@username-yc3bd]

“ssaber”

[@bubblemonkeys]

Kid: Points the blade right at his own eye a second after getting lightsaber

[@sarahmellinger8125]

That falls in one or two

[@williamalbatross4677]

“Ill hand this knife to a ten year old boy, ten year old anybody, it doesnt matter”. Would love that to be taken outta context

[@bobitobob3453]

😂😭

[@jackthomasberlied885]

I got my first knife when I was 7 lmao

[@gamignmaster6977]

@@kufl2476 Knives really aren't dangerous, like at all if you know how to handle them. Keep fingers outta the path of the blade, don't touch the sharp part blah blah, if you got that down it is perfectly safe if you CONTINUE to follow those rules.

[@ozkan576]

@@kufl2476 "As long as I have the confidence that they know how to handle a knife" nothing wrong with what he said.

[@YJ-7]

@Beb The Birb good. I don't want to be that person but I think 13 is good for an outdoorsy kid . If you live in the city idk I think it's weird. Teens can be crazy

[@ethandevine8571]

"Ill throw the knife right at a boy or girl."

[@nazaha859]

Ethan Cxle a closed knife

[@lidianc5591]

Your boi guzma then the closed part slaps them in the face

[@user-uu9zv7pb2u]

Ethan Cxle a TEN YEAR OLD boy or girl

[@ethandevine8571]

oh, of course

[@oneer8435]

Ethan Cxle hell fire son your dangerous! Your future address I bet will be San Quinton .

[@arjunsinghrajput2680]

Teacher: What's your talent The quiet boy:

[@sukimotokaoru]

Title: Knives you don't want to hand to people Me seeing there's a balisong: *_or can you.._*

[@y_noT42]

Ah yes the legendary Benchmade Morpho 51 I wanna know how that flips

[@Squissle]

*plays the vsauce music

[@mr.pendejo8750]

Gentlemen

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

@@Squissle I was gonna comment this

[@sexyjamal7774]

Even as a knife guy I would not feel comfortable opening that last one.

[@gerardorubio757]

SexyJamal77 the balisong or the paragon?

[@sexyjamal7774]

The Paragon obviously.

[@gerardorubio757]

SexyJamal77 Yeah you kinda confused me a little just because in the video he introduced the balisong last

[@sexyjamal7774]

True, the Paragon is still the last one on the row though.

[@Andy47357]

i got the warlock its a fun one. nothing scary about it aside from the fact that it is dual edged

[@play4thrill42]

Not a knife person but this video randomly popped up and I actually did enjoy it.

[@willbilliams8513]

Become one

[@princeslime7175]

Same for me

[@princeslime7175]

Maya Atanga so true I’ve been crafting my recommended videos for years but still it give a me random stuff like this

[@mynameissolonglookatthiswh5891]

Same

[@NoughtSure]

MyNameIsSoLongLookAtThisWhyIsItSoLongIDontKnowOmg. Well, I watch knife videos once in a while and carry a dumbass knife on par with the last three shown. I'm more worried about why I keep seeing you pop up in the comment sections.

[@Dontcaredidntask420]

I really like the gravity knife, I got a similar paragon one that was a bit hefty priced but it really is good, also its cool.

[@paulb5571]

I am afraid I must disagree with this video. I used to work in shipping and receiving where(shockingly) we were required to open boxes frequently. As a result I occasionally attempted to loan my coworkers the most basic pocketknife from Gerber you have ever seen. They looked at it like a venomous snake in my hand. It was just a little depressing. . .

[@paulb5571]

@VaderxG I assure you, insurance was not on their minds, as they reacted in a similar fashion when offered a second pocketknife that was in fact a box cutter, intended for such a purpose. The type of knife was not the issue. Even when I stopped and attempted to patiently teach them how to operate the knife they had the previously mentioned reaction. Again, these were among the simplest, uncomplicated blades out there.

[@wflo77]

I see your point, but i think certain knives give off certain vibes as well as it comes down to the individual. Ive handed a buck 110 to sombody and they generally are "wowed" by it and can figure it out pretty easily ive also handed the same people a protech newport and ive seen them almost shit themselves. So i do think there are certain knives you dont give to people. People would still look at a paraframe as a murder weapon but sure as hell alot less than a socom elite.

[@colton2266]

Bruh, that moment when a 15 year old can use a knife better than a grown adult. Of course, i was in boy scouts and own a couple knives, and flip balisong trainers regularly. I would more or less never flip a real Bali tho because the one time i did my friend dared me to do an aerial and i cut my thumb open (teenage stupidity lmao). But yeah, i would honestly love to work in a place with knives, i love knives and idk why i just do, they are cool and i can protect myself with them, make cool things with wood with them and whatever. I know you prolly dont care about any of this so ill shut up lmao

[@askewcat3209]

@@techtutorvideos people without experience handling and using knives will view a pocket knife more as a weapon and not a tool so to them when you hand them a knife their first thought might not be "this guy is being helpful" but instead "why do they have a knife" handing them a boxcutter isnt seen as weird because they dont view a boxcutter as a weapon but as a tool for opening boxes. Its all down to inexperience and seeing them as weapons not tools

[@mushroomelm9996]

I use the Milwaukee Fast Back for the quick open and close and people still act like that's fancy.

[@bilbo_gamers6417]

2:16 You sound like a mixture between Kermit, Yoda, and Shaggy (from Scooby-Doo).

[@astro3389]

Bilbo_Gamers 😂😂😂✌️

[@senpaisanchoyt5225]

I muted my device and now i have a nice image in my head xD

[@godthealmighty671]

SenpaiSancho YT penis?

[@senpaisanchoyt5225]

God the Almighty no yoda with kermits voice but yodas dialect

[@godthealmighty671]

SenpaiSancho YT no shit sherlock

[@yeetskeet_______________3506]

“I’ll throw that knife at them even though it’s razor sharp”

[@dio5908]

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

[@aname6104]

DIO get YOUR anti Harmon knives today!

[@The_Attack_of_Geek]

@@dio5908 god damn the JoJo's fandom, appearing anywhere there's even a tiny thing that could become a JoJo's reference lmfao

[@wazzlewazz9675]

Fuckin oath,

[@dio5908]

the_attack_of_ geek me when the it how when if

[@Mr.Deadpool41]

I’m a clinical psychologist myself and I wasn’t really sure about watching this video but let me tell you explained it in a simple and friendly way but at the same time professionally that I liked it a lot.

[@androsp9105]

I really don't know why you mentioned you're a clinical psychologist.

[@hishamaru]

im a living person a i really like your comment@@androsp9105

[@OofedRaptor]

2:18 he sounded like Kermit

[@heavyzoteling5400]

Itsya Boiy lol

[@danisstuff1438]

Lmaoo

[@realchronal]

Omg I noticed that too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chapatis]

plot twist: it is *KERMIT*

[@ssssSTopmotion]

If you hand a knife to someone they might ker-mit suicide

[@HoneyGlzedHam]

How many years of wearing black cargo pants does it take to become a "tactical" person?

[@alexbaldwin3916]

HoneyGlzedHam what before or after you kill enough people to go down in history as the person who went on a killing streak by throwing knives at people lol

[@sbstnpofadder]

Super hilarious..

[@sk8er_boi166]

3 exactly

[@yerawizardharry2632]

This is honestly such a fucking hilarious comment im surprised it doesnt have like 1 million likes

[@dermaskiertemuchacho6139]

300 confirmed kills

[@duck2939]

Why did I correlate this guy saying he’d hand these knives to 10 year olds to the like professed oak giving Pokémon to 10 year olds. Certain ones he’d give to 10 year olds and ones they don’t.

[@zan1971]

Yeah I mean handing a 10 year old a poisonous plant which constantly emits spores or pokemon that has a constant fire going is perfectly safe

[@crimsonriver07]

@@zan1971 And those are the weak stages, that 10 year old's little fire lizard is going to be a dragon one day, sure as hell sounds safe

[@itsruf1]

I'll help clear that up. It's obvious. He is what he is. Just a dysfunctional internet douchebag rambling blather clueless to his own stupid comments as he B.S.'s his way thru a video. His thinking might get help when a parent beats hiss a$$ if he ever tries it. He won't. Most likely he's a loner with issues and avoids all people.

[@aldousorwell3807]

@@itsruf1 How drunk were you? .....Not saying you're wrong.😂

[@CrimesForDimes]

@@itsruf1 Damn bro, go home your fucking drunk. Atleast be tamed while writing a comment, your gonna make yourself look like a fool, and a asshole.

[@RadxPLord]

I want a paragon, my wallet doesn't want one

[@robmata474]

a knife doesn't have a soul until it's tasted blood

[@coen8323]

Rob Mata no

[@8oc7oh92]

Well i lost 10 brain cells

[@markmccullough8410]

you're that 10 year old boy

[@spacecats7832]

srry m8 that only works on balisongs, any other knife? Than that's just you being an idiot

[@bhick3572]

Almost all of my knives have tasted blood one way or the other.

[@crazykatana1297]

If someone does not think a knife is sharp.. DONT HAND THEM A F*****G KNIFE

[@zxXHyperXxz]

im not liking because i wanna leave the likes at 69

[@Tkieron]

Are you underestimating the stupidity of people?

[@crazykatana1297]

@@zxXHyperXxz lol 👌 ok

[@demonman1234]

True, except most of my knives aren't sharp so I'll hand them to anyone. (Mostly because I like to mess with them when I'm bored so I keep them dull.) the only one I'm getting that will be sharp is the karambit I just ordered.

[@digiorno5600]

@@Phoenix_Atlas I'd do that but i would go to jail

[@m3lio291]

Dont worry i play csgo

[@k01100]

noface mood

[@indremik.5454]

Now I'm worrying

[@alexkim155]

This made ma laugh a little too much

[@camdenbullchild]

i literally just sat here and smiled for like 5 mins

[@Solitayre_confinment]

same here

[@thewhackman]

Honestly speaking from the looks, the fourth knife looks a lot scarier than the last two.

[@timo4463]

It also Is a Lot more Dangerous No Person uses a butterfly for Bad Things Same for the Last one thats expensive af But the Flip knife cheap fast deployed very Dangerous in the wrong Hands

[@christophergielink760]

"As long as I have the confidence to think that they know how to handle a knife, I'll throw that knife at them" Lugermonger 2016

[@MONSTERSHINIES]

Wow, a video that gets RIGHT into it? Nicee.

[@Kihidokid]

tothemoonforyou but if you notice it doesnt make time. He's a great youtuber but i can garantee this isn't his career.

[@kingklarity6942]

Anthony Ingram he means how the audio will mainly play on the right head phone

[@Kihidokid]

King Klarity lmao wouldnt know dont use headphones i guess?

[@sn7ke]

666th like 😬

[@plunger8343]

everytime i watch this i remember dialogue that doesnt exist

[@Username-vn1wx]

Same

[@elbraguetabierta]

what?

[@landlockedcroat1554]

huh

[@matteon4192]

Bro I remember getting this in my recommended on my 3DS 3 years back

[@etwoah]

I have a lot of respect for anyone who can quick open a butterfly knife

[@cherrygum_d1365]

“I would give a knife to a 10 year old” y’all remember that meme that goes Adult; What do you have? the little kid, running; *A knife!* The adult; *No* *this is the guy that kid got the knife from*

[@imjustroyal6808]

The prequel i never knew i wanted

[@harshrao4495]

*spoiler alert* this guy IS that kid..!!!

[@azaansabir3303]

@@harshrao4495 top 10 greatest anime plot twists

[@I_am_opium1]

I’m actually an 11yrd kid and I own 5 knives a m8 bayonet, karambit, kershaw xcom 3425, a fixed blade, an old style foldable (my grandpa gave to me when I was 7), and a practice Balisong. I personally have not (severely) cut myself I mean I minor cut on my thumb once or twice, but I know many of my friends who I wouldn’t hand say a karambit or bayonet to and some even would hand any to. For the xcom and folding I would show anyone how to close it first because they’re a little tricky and sometimes I’ll even have to for adults. ( I also own 6 katanas and a semi auto 4 11 shotgun.)

[@I_am_opium1]

Oh also I’m soon to be getting an otf, Ka-bar, and my first Swiss Army knife (I’m getting them for Christmas or I might buy them myself) oh and my parents and family are okay with all of this my grandpa was a Gamewarden who taught me all about weapons but sadly died a few years ago leaving me a few guns in his will including a gun using gun powder which is awesome, and my dad grew up on a ranch and he owns many weapons, he is supportive of my interest in weapons and I fully understand weapons can be used to kill and are very dangerous which I have grown to respect. And that’s my story.

[@Mecha_mach]

Me: *picks up a kitchen knife* Australia: you can’t do that, that’s illegal

[@Mecha_mach]

` Mate that’s a baton put it down

[@RZombie45]

Bill Nye The Russian Spy *picks up dog *gets killed by a hanging.

[@Mecha_mach]

E E picks up a nerf gun Me: hey guys want to have a nerf war *Cops come* Cop:ITS A GANG WAR SHOOT ALL OF THEM AT SIGHT

[@pryingeyes1551]

Careful! Those noodles are still dry!

[@Mecha_mach]

X-Uteen so true lol Australia has it worse You can’t use that kitchen knife it poses a threat Me:I’m cutting my beef Cops:you going to have to leave with us sir

[@guapdoctor4534]

I'm a knife guy, but I can’t afford any nice knives, so I just hang out on your channel.

[@vicknelonis3094]

It's me SEP I'm in the same situation I'm only 17 and don't wanna drop 100s on knives

[@veebreezy6654]

your lucky, my mate was 15/16 and started wasting money on knifes. i think he probably would have spent like 600 Australian dollars on knifes

[@pilotintraining2391]

veebreezy I have a uncle who has invested over $15k on hundreds of knives over 35 years. I on the other hand am too broke to invest that much

[@matthewmajarucon9611]

Hey if you 13-14 dollars and want to learn how to use a balisong, try this www.amazon.com/Vornnex-Practice-Butterfly-Stainless-Training/dp/B06XRCGCV8/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_200_tr_t_3/136-5094707-7894103?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=T1QES4TQ5DVPB2YWX4YR its a good one

[@guapdoctor4534]

MasterMatt 0729 thanks I’ll check it out!

[@DuckPlaysDrums]

Its a tradition to come back to this video