HardLore: Zuma from KRUELTY Ranks American Fast Food

Colin and Bo welcome back Zuma, vocalist and guitar player of Kruelty from Tokyo, Japan.
Zuma's passionate opinions on American fast food are responsible for HardLore's most watched clip of all time, so we figured it only made sense to have him break down ALL of his thoughts on what it's like to experience American Cuisine while on the road in the states with Kruelty with this comprehensive TIER LIST.
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[@Wrry]

“The Midwest has no honor” might be the best quote from the show ever

[@KMKimo]

Fucking immense

[@downrightcarnage]

@@kingjoseph5901they just don’t care, no heart

[@anthonyletitin]

Especially in reference to fast food. Incredible

[@SBeckerDTD]

I need a Harms Way/Kruelty collab shirt that says that on the back.

[@sm8832]

FUCKING DIED LMFAO

[@Andres30005]

I would love to see the Hardlore guys visit Japan and have Zuma take them around his favorite food spots.

[@BigMacUpperCut]

Make it happen guys. Gofundme the plane tix we don’t give a fuck

[@jxcobaniki6709]

YES

[@slaythembeforeme]

Zuma's Goregrind diarrhea joke was fucking hilarious

[@CATFEESH666]

I think Zuma needs to be on the show at least once a month. LEGEND

[@slaythembeforeme]

Especially with his humor. the Goregrind diarrhea joke was hilarious

[@CATFEESH666]

He's Incredible. I can't wait to see them at the Eagle Aerie in Henderson

[@rossyboy13]

Damn, Zuma’s english accent had me cry laughing. Has to be top moment of Hardlore so far. The ‘wOt eLsE?’ got me.

[@jeremynelson5311]

Chipotrey

[@TheLoobeekcody]

I am now a Kruelty fan. Zuma is a treasure. Brutally honest and real. Colin and Bo are great together, throw in Zuma and you have the perfect storm.

[@senju2268]

Kruelty are hard as fuck

[@ss6796]

I was taking lessons with him when I was 14, and it's actually crazy how he remains the same no matter how old he gets or what language he speaks. Am super proud of ya and all the best from Tokyo, Zuma!

[@jukaiforest]

I want regular check-ins with Zuma to see how this list changes over the next year or so

[@ThePhantomnaut]

You can trust someone who values Wingstop very highly. Zuma is the man.

[@adxmnt1926]

Zuma is a straight up rogue with that Denny's pick.

[@jonathananderson5135]

Not even ten minutes in and I laughed so hard that I thought I might throw up. "The Midwest has no honor". Holy shit.

[@funtimewallace6580]

Eating salmon from Denny's sounds insane to me haha

[@gabesinclair1401]

Bo truly doing the lore’s work and shouting out the always beautiful Chicago Diner.

[@Jon-vn9sn]

But what about Waffles, though?

[@_antisocial__]

Kruelty has always ripped but with Zuma on guitar and vox they are untouchable 🤘

[@KMKimo]

I could listen to these 3 rank anything for hours

[@MundaneBacklot]

"I'm from Corpus Christi, Texas, and Whataburger is TRASH" absolutely sent me. Great ep, great guest. Kruelty rips.

[@Vb98765]

the master killer of fast food tier lists

[@particlejim]

Dude Zuma is funny as fuck 😂

[@CoffeeLyfe]

Kruelty fucking rips and they came all the way from Japan to play my shithole town on the sanguisugabogg tour. You best believe I’m buying 4 shirts haha. too bad they didn’t have child sizes or I would have bought 4 more for my kids!

[@Gtxjg91]

Zuma joking in his second language is literally insane. I can’t believe he’s never studied/worked in the US or Canada

[@mindlessdirective]

Brother, you have to try Mapo Tofu. It's kinda like soft tofu stirfried with beef and pork chunks with a sauce thats kinda like hot and sour soup, but more savory. Serve over hot rice. Recommend Pine and Crane for that.

[@Pinchecayin]

This has to be one of the funniest episodes omg 🤣🤣🤣

[@johnmcintyre2123]

You guys speak with straight up good ol’ American dialect/candor, but Zuma keeps the pace with vibes and humor. “The Midwest has no honor” lmao

[@bencamilleri3239]

As an Englishman, I can confirm that’s exactly how we sound 😂 spot on Zuma lad!

[@adxmnt1926]

"I will order 2 chickens... w0t else?" 💀

[@zpineda3294]

23:52 him finding all the shake flavors sent me

[@Javier-j5g]

I can't express how much I admire this man's realness XD he just says it like it is lmaooo

[@Anthoniexg]

Zuma doing his British guy for the pod. Amazing.

[@GoroStern]

That first convo about shirts reminded me how much I regret not picking up a Kruelty shirt on that Bogg tour 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@11DDylan]

I cannot stand by this Qdoba slander. More flavor in a single chip than all of Chipotle and I'll die on that hill.

[@Findaway1302]

Holy shit, Zuma is legit the funniest mf ever

[@Bodybuildingberserkir]

I’m a Pizza Hut kid also…they paid us to read back in the day..,I mean I never got anything but they legit bribed us kids to read with pizza…out here educating and feeding little mfers

[@aron4117]

I use to love a pan pizza from the Hut

[@kameron2136]

“As a native Texan, I cannot stand for Whataburger” is CRAZY

[@x.BRAiNZ.x]

I hate to break it to you boys but dominos is a Coke chain.

[@andytuck99]

who up harding they lore rn?

[@RaulBanuelos100]

Zuma coming in hot with the only correct Chipotle opinion

[@Federico.el.Noruego]

14 dollars for a meal at McDonalds???? I had one today in Norway for 11.50 they say Norway is expensive???I had In and out and Ihop in LA in 2019 it was Killer.Funny show😂

[@spoketoosoon]

Zuma rules 🙏🏻

[@Danzigscat]

Love the G.I.S.M. shoutout. This sounds crazy but 20 years ago I would get Jumbo Jack's over whoppers. They were $1.25 and were tasty.

[@_gorezone_]

Very common Kruelty W

[@LBOTrecords]

Colin yelling at Zuma "GET MORE SAUCE". 🤣🤣🤣

[@willlabuffalo6679]

Touring sucks actually I like touring

[@MrCoop187]

The shit we take for granted. I have a bojangles a mile down the road from my house.

[@abigbeautifultomorrow1026]

Zuma segment every month please We need to keep up on him

[@Joshholton1985]

This is one of my all time favorite episodes - literally multiple LOL moments 😂

[@therealmattdillon]

I'm from Ohio, and I've never had skyline chili

[@BIGxBOSSxx1]

We need Zuma to be the third host

[@hannahkozlovic1715]

Genuinely fucking heartbroken that I couldn’t make it to the Vancouver show, goddammit. If Kruelty comes back to Vancouver, they should come eat at the IHOP that I work at

[@guidoedge]

57:25 the Big Mac meal in Argentina costs half that price. Around 7 USD (with large fries and large Coke, although I don't think it's as big as the US cup).

[@Landlord0fTheFilthy]

As someone from Ohio we acknowledge how the world feels about us but we could give 3 fcks about it 😂😂

[@Javier-j5g]

y'all gotta get on that penn station train it's fire man

[@mpa719]

Every ad I got on this was for fast food spots 👍🏻

[@abelmartinez2010]

My man. That shaqaroni is nothing to fuck with!!

[@MTAwesomeStudios]

Fuddruckers still exist in Texas! You guys can get it when you play there in January

[@chriswestphal7399]

“Do you shit yourself”? should be a staple question 😂😂😂

[@Cantstandyuh]

Master Killer episode

[@jackjurn]

this video is a huge slap in the face to the south east

[@markbiekert5150]

I feel like this format with the fellas from Gridiron would be very loud, but like, in the good way.

[@ThronezOfBlood4262]

Native Texan here. In my teenage years/early 20’s, Whataburger was the place to be after shows. 10-15 years ago, it was the best place on earth. Even 5 years ago it was still pretty damn good. It’s definitely gone downhill since they started putting em in different states. Sad. His take is very understandable.

[@xiii_centuries]

please do the jolliibee mukbang soon!!

[@daltonmckinley1659]

Whataburger UNDER Subway?! 🤯😮‍💨

[@garrettboomerbender]

Criminal

[@newethic85]

carrot cake milkshake at chicago diner is what heaven tastes like

[@newethic85]

zuma's choices really show how well bad word of mouth works. baja fresh is certified dope!

[@EmmanuelSkatess]

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ZUMA DOES NOT LIKE WHATABURGER! WHAT DID HE ORDER ?! NEEDS TO TRY AGAIN 😭😂

[@nrthrn_dcy]

Met Zuma selling merch in Winnipeg. One of the realest dudes I've ever hand the honor to fist-bump lol. They'd just finished their set for Manitoba Metal Fest and were getting ready to head right over to the Handsome Daughter for an after-show. Two shows in one night is hard as fuck! JPHC 🤘🖤🔥

[@smasher1devourer000]

Easily 1 of the best HL episodes ever. The “third man” has been mentioned before, I think Zuma is that person! Kruelty Fried Chicken on a shirt, plz

[@jeffwise6937]

Colin was genuinely hurt by the Taco Bell take.

[@Jon-vn9sn]

As was I. But he redeemed everything with that In N Out dunk.

[@ClashJ666]

As a texan the Whataburger disrespect won't be tolerated

[@RazorsxEdge]

This is THE episode. Zuma is him.

[@BrandoRayford]

Whataburger in F under SubWay is criminal, but I just can’t be mad at the guy lmao

[@vacantlot]

The amount of times I've come back to this video is astounding.

[@luismunoz8849]

im thoroughly enjoying this

[@AndyJBMX]

i do not trust any opinion on whataburger when your top s tier pick is fuckin denny’s

[@jbasti227]

Easily one of the best episodes to date. The gore fucking grind bit had me crying 😂

[@jtkappy7742]

Every time someone mention little ceassers I have to mention that I worked there in highschool and they never cleaned the pans and stored them on the floor.

[@Garebear21]

24:53 he’s real as fuck for that

[@KMKimo]

"There's sick thoughts going up there..." 😂😂😂😂

[@premsitphuranaphan6762]

51:31

[@cjklemonski1938]

CT is getting its first Raising Cane's in Enfield in the next month or 2

[@brandonowen2502]

I can’t wait for it, if CT gets an In n Out I will be there seven days a week.

[@cjklemonski1938]

@@brandonowen2502 we have something even better... Duchess. Sadly the closest is 40 min from me

[@_gorezone_]

Here in small town Kokomo, Indiana, I'm getting one 2 blocks from my place! I'm fucking pumped

[@Jon-vn9sn]

@@_gorezone_have you had Joella’s though?

[@hellyea6655]

Gore fucking grind man

[@milesmcintosh9938]

mani the GOAT

[@Bearsena97]

how do i spell the desert that was refferenced at 29:24 ? (the one that tastes like Dr Pepper) great episode love ya mwah

[@Gtxjg91]

It’s called almond tofu in English. He’s just saying it in Chinese

[@collingalloway4046]

long chicken from the king is my favorite fast food chicken sandwich i think their fries suck dog ass tho

[@ian3829]

this is my favorite episode ever. Zuma rules.

[@Jon-vn9sn]

Yep, In N Out is just a different McDonald’s. The single most overrated food I’ve ever eaten. I like this guy.

[@SammyPeterson-zi7in]

As a Southern Californian, in n out is ass, everything is too salty and smells like onions even when you ask for no onions

[@jacobmccallon9305]

Need some more Colin Soprano

[@tylerjodeblock1224]

Zuma is the #1 Stunna

[@ultrawolflord8495]

17:07 unforgivable

[@Livetoloathe]

This is Cinema🫡🫡

[@jakefolsom]

No Freddy’s?? Freddy’s is the best. The California style burger is better than in n out

[@saintdelafleur]

They know what we want

[@desmcmahon2240]

Damn Zuma I was using that clip to validate my love for Little Caesars for weeeeeks

[@MrAnc21]

Dude, Zumas “Texas” accent saying he’s from Corpus… 💀

[@kngtut13]

This was fucking great! Going to see Kruelty on the 20th 🤘🤘🤘

[@joshgodbey7801]

I'm offended by this Skyline slander sirs! We need to take you to Camp Wasington Chili, get the true GOAT of Cincinnati Chili.

[@Scourge]

gore fucking grind man

[@Carlo.WTF416]

Ayo a steaming bowl of Mapo Tufo on rice IS THE FUUUUCKING MOVE, shouts Zuma lol

[@DeathMetalJohnny]

Definitely agree with him about KFC Thailand ❤

[@FT91721]

Alright Zuma gota be a new host Bo or Colin one of you gota go figure it out amongst yourselves also shake shack is just glorified Wendy’s

[@sagejackson844]

Appreciate the love for Zaxbys, when is someone going to put some respect on the Rubios name

[@amoshelvey573]

Just popping in to say that Dominos does not have Pepsi products. It’s coke!

[@garrettboomerbender]

I ain't even from Texas, I will not stand for the Whataburger slander.