Pat's whole story about his dad always having the medicine he needed for his asthma was really heartfelt
@GEE8652 ай бұрын
Lou Lou said “ I stopped eating brisket everyday and all of a sudden I can breathe”. 😂😂😂😂
@ashleypatterson56672 ай бұрын
Lmaoooo Tahir: “This is a good time to jump into the first topic…” Pat: “No it’s not!”
@angelh63452 ай бұрын
@@ashleypatterson5667 I died 💀🤣
@mikaj6502 ай бұрын
Tahir trying to maintain control during the Ozempic convo was wild 😂😂😂😂
@cr5cc2 ай бұрын
The convo was wild tho... how you go on a diet because of ozempic... im with pat they just shot common sense into him
@nonamett99802 ай бұрын
Hahahahahahaa
@Sovereign862 ай бұрын
Ozympic tricking Tahir into a *healthy lifestyle!* is the BEST running storyline! 🤣🤣🤣 Right up there with *Quantrell!* 🤣
@PapiGrande12 ай бұрын
1. Quantrell 2. Kev got a coochie 3. Ozympic tricked Tahir into dieting
@thabre23412 ай бұрын
Hey weak lungs is CRAZY 🤣🤣🤣
@noonyboon2 ай бұрын
Oh snap. Does that mean Buss is here today?
@burnabugatti69222 ай бұрын
Rob is perfect for this show lmao
@f8c3themusic2 ай бұрын
No he’s not lol. He’s trying to be funny and witty but it’s forced. He has the perfect name because he seeks a little hazy. A little foggy and out there. 😂
@nymphinthewind2 ай бұрын
he said “thats alot of water”😂😂
@nymphinthewind2 ай бұрын
@@f8c3themusicboooooo
@jennyhillman69412 ай бұрын
Pat
@artofmajic2 ай бұрын
@@f8c3themusic man said ozempic tricking Tahir to be on a diet. That was the funniest shit said lmaoooo
@Scoooooot.NOT.Scott242 ай бұрын
Dawg! This Ozempic shit got me DYING!!! Hahahahaha
@DJ_D3ADSTOCKАй бұрын
5:40 Lou Lou popped on the zoom like she walked into a real room 😂 Head nod like “Sup niggas” 🤣
@kennethjones71292 ай бұрын
Meg just be talking like she know everything in the universe 😂
@TheUnpopularArena2 ай бұрын
Right!!!
@you_can_call_me_T2 ай бұрын
And be wrong wrong
@cereal.86092 ай бұрын
when she said iggy crypto was doing well i knew she was just cappin for the tube
@SeeItLikeItSub2It2 ай бұрын
And be wrong as hell!
@Scoooooot.NOT.Scott242 ай бұрын
The “Tahir be having all the old lady baddies” is hilarious! And probably like 87% true Hahahahaha
@artofmajic2 ай бұрын
Is he divorced? Am I missing something? I thought he was married
@caseybeasley86332 ай бұрын
@@artofmajicHe's still married. It just always looks like he's posted up in an old ladies house every time he's out of town lol
@doeboy842 ай бұрын
@@artofmajiche’s married but they have a open relationship. He had a girlfriend too at one point
@mfnm0002 ай бұрын
@@artofmajic cause it is seriously confusing. I want to know the truth also.
@Ice-im9zkАй бұрын
@@doeboy84has he mentioned he’s in an open relationship in a video?
@ThaKenMan2 ай бұрын
Welcome to the annual Monday morning meeting lol
@cmn2252 ай бұрын
*weekly
@1z8512 ай бұрын
Since episode one ☝️
@KobraDaWolf2 ай бұрын
Annual is crazy 😂
@ricflair762 ай бұрын
Present! Loving todays line up… Rob Haze is funnier than folk act like
@ms.branch12072 ай бұрын
☕☕☕
@tananoe15562 ай бұрын
Tahir on a whole diet and just found out😂😂
@KrysInColor2 ай бұрын
Pat comin on with the It mask in the middle of Tahir’s serious conversation has me dying at work 😂💀💀💀
@marytem952 ай бұрын
Rob is such a Stand Up guy 🤣😭🤣
@chelsealove8902 ай бұрын
I love Rob Haze!!
@coty8702 ай бұрын
Rob with "The blue pieces knock it down" was a top tier joke for me😂😂
@JoJoDancer10242 ай бұрын
LMFAO I scream yelled when Meg said all Pat shoes in the closet and he just hope he grab 2 that match 😭
@TysheenOrane2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@drebone19862 ай бұрын
Meg's inside voice is reading in binary 😂😂😂
@donkeykong53842 ай бұрын
Tahir has been roasted so many times he know when to change the subject.
@ToniaMontana2232 ай бұрын
"Heyy Guurl" -Meg @4:43 😂😂😂
@moestrickland29272 ай бұрын
“They shot commen sense into you” lmao pat is wild 😂😂 53:01
@Glitter.Is.Meta872 ай бұрын
Pat said if U run it back, just shoot me 🤣 💀
@drebone19862 ай бұрын
That's how honest we are as black folks, even at gun point you only get one 😂😂
@swaggo2x1842 ай бұрын
meg hearing siri when she reads in her head 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SelimSavid2 ай бұрын
Keenan calling consoles "councils" 😂😂
@BigStoneyReid2 ай бұрын
Mane I thought I was tripping like why he keep saying it like that 😆
@naturalscratcher94982 ай бұрын
5:33 Meg is right! There’s a lot going on at this moment!!🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾♀️
@Terrence_Cox2 ай бұрын
Wait, this ninja Keenan smelling dudes in the elevator 😂😂😂
@cr5cc2 ай бұрын
Lol... i was like wait what
@earl00022 ай бұрын
Hey weak lungs sent me over the edge!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@deeanneminthorn2 ай бұрын
Early gang!! This is my favorite part of every single Monday!! Everybody have a blessed week! ❤☮♒
@nextlevel66632 ай бұрын
Who is that white woman ON DAT NAG!!!???😂😂😂😂
@dnicole42362 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Blax312 ай бұрын
Once I seen Rob, I knew it was gonna be funny
@mr.pleasanttv2 ай бұрын
Pat you too old not to know this much 😂😂😂
@Mrrsmtchll22 ай бұрын
The rumor is that the Director of the Joker made the second movie bad on purpose because he didn't want to do sequel. He wanted Joker to be one movie, but the fans and the studio basically forced him the make another one. They even mentioned in one of the musicals during the movie that they weren't giving the audience what they wanted.
@LouisBartholomew-n9v2 ай бұрын
The same thing with The Matrix 4, it was purposely made bad because WB forced them to create it.
@RussellRen2 ай бұрын
Tahir is the best at being a sport when they be roasting him! On here and "I saw this on the Internet".. makes the episodes hilarious!! 😂😂 (Pat is a good sport too!)
@RomaroBrandon2 ай бұрын
Know what your partner is thinking, parent for a doctor, win the lottery and spend it immediately.
@Mr_4ston2 ай бұрын
I’m back here for 49:35-53:37 specifically 😂😂😂
@BlackDynamite9012 ай бұрын
Them roasting Tahirs ozempic use is comedy gold 😂😂😂
@halo-august34522 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Meg's Son 🎉🥳🎂
@artofmajic2 ай бұрын
They low key was roasting tf out of rob lmaooo “Ritalin” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
@SilverSkywalker2 ай бұрын
Man, Keenan wildin in these ads! He said he use that full body deodorant on his asscrack! My first thought was, "And you reusing that shit?!?!?" I hope he has more than one!😩😂😂😂😂😂
@angelh63452 ай бұрын
@@SilverSkywalker hilarious 🤣🤣🤣💀
@honey_rae_amour2 ай бұрын
Good morning SquADD! Squaddcast always puts me in a good mood ❤ Thank you for the laughs
@off-air-vibration2 ай бұрын
3:59 omg Meg I’m sorry I’m dying😂😂
@CaptinOD2 ай бұрын
I love how unhinged they all are 😂😭😂
@imchrisirvinАй бұрын
I just realized Tahir and Pennywise have the EXACT SAME SMILE 😂😂
@djrjboston2 ай бұрын
Rob Haze is on a podcast tour right now. Let's get that special more likes.
@katrinajohnson11282 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure having your parent that you grew up with be your therapist is a conflict of interest.🤷🏽♀️😂
@TJinDaWoods2 ай бұрын
Rob and the Moana water is comedy 😂
@evilic132 ай бұрын
Have a Parent For a Therapist: It can give Dr. Beverly Hofstadter vibes 😅
@nathanbanks12002 ай бұрын
18:53 😂😂😂😂 pat is incredibly hilarious
@rolonda212 ай бұрын
This started sooooo chaotic 😂😂😂
@RonDonProductions2 ай бұрын
28:45 I understand Rob's point. When I read Fences, I read the father's part in Denzel's voice and it made it so much better 😂
@goldynnchyna2 ай бұрын
I can understand Rob because i definitely randomly think about how Sons of anarchy and how Lion King are related and why.
@joshbanes9572 ай бұрын
Tahir is in Mexico city giving away people's jokes like he did Precious 😂
@JaDedby882 ай бұрын
😮😮
@_ITZCULTURE2 ай бұрын
Pats mom n dad didnt put any pressure on him cuz how your dad a dr and you dnt be knowing anything 😂😂
@andrebryant50812 ай бұрын
Facts I'm surprised he isn't in medical field
@itube3162 ай бұрын
53:00 They shot common sense into you. 😂🤣😂
@IUsedToMakeMusics2 ай бұрын
I’d rather have them read my thoughts. I’m in control of my thoughts and know how to not act on them. Whilst others don’t know how to differentiate their thoughts from themself.
@BOO4EVA2 ай бұрын
Tahir really the new doboy....always some goofy with him lol
@Silentmedic122 ай бұрын
Lou Lou said "look at that torta" about tahir @ 49:12
@mnm_7even792 ай бұрын
The conversation about the voice/character reading voice was interesting. For those who have different voices, it could also be that it's already in your nature as comedians and actors to do that for your roles and routines. Verses someone who doesn't do that for a living where they just read words or hear things back in their own voice
@eway.E.79Chicago2 ай бұрын
That mando endorsement was funny af! "Bro, what u got on" 😭
@angelh63452 ай бұрын
Keenan ad was hilarious 😂😂😂
@rorenee52452 ай бұрын
Yes, it's been done. The Color Purple was revamped into a musical and was amazing
@dhargrove1002 ай бұрын
It was a great movie. They’re not asking about revamps though. They’re talking about sequels being made as a musical.
@nmoomoo2 ай бұрын
i have multiple accents that i switch between in my head lol
@enc78612 ай бұрын
What are the accents? Out of curiosity
@nmoomoo2 ай бұрын
@@enc7861 a stereotypical irish accent, a stereotypical southern accent, a posh British accent, my actual south African accent and I'm developing a cajun accent like gambit
@angelh63452 ай бұрын
Meg coming in hot on tahir We got Rob haze And ppl still celebrating my birthday It's a good day 🎉❤
@RailLovely2 ай бұрын
Early gang gang, Good morning Squadd Cast! Nice way to start of my off day 😁
@Coffeewiththegods2 ай бұрын
37:57 this is hilarious because at first I didnt know if Lou Lou was talking about sex, or when she was in the military 😂 I was like “damn she probably has killed some ppl.”
@SNAB19872 ай бұрын
26:54 with Rob other voices would be a great segue for BetterHelp😂
@MrMadeMoso2 ай бұрын
Tahir came in with the sultry voice fresh tank of assoline and feelin himself 😂
@foes70322 ай бұрын
So glad yall roasted Tahir for that Ozempic shit
@tkhannibal24762 ай бұрын
Tahir didn't stutter when it came to introducing that first topic. Call him Mr Duckworth 😂😂
@ssme_2 ай бұрын
Tahir with the white women 👏🏾👏🏾🤣
@rayVSthemobb2 ай бұрын
54:32 Pat not knowing something actually benefited me with this one lol
@victorivery52472 ай бұрын
Rob is FUUUUNNNNYYYY‼️😂😂😂 More epis w/ him please
@brandontrammel45812 ай бұрын
Aphantasia is the term y'all are looking for summarizing not having an inner narrator. In other words you read apple process it but don't have a picture of an apple in your mind. It's like reading and nothing but darkness. So how you have old like movies in your head while reading in someone with aphantasia there's again nothing.
@Jaybrown2232 ай бұрын
Back to our regular time. ✊🏾
@angelh63452 ай бұрын
I thought Keenan had a blue wig on in his hostage ad video 😂
@ladrinagunn9012 ай бұрын
When I clicked,for a minute I though that was doughboy with a quick glance😂😂,yall need to do a reunion episode with doughboy,kev,tony,meg,pat,cp,loulou & Tahir. I miss yall together 💜💚💜😂that would be iconic
@thizzymarley932 ай бұрын
They shot common sense into you 😂😂😂
@BlackDynamite9012 ай бұрын
Id spend that 250 million on gold. Technically I spent it immediately 😊
@DkimDatDude2 ай бұрын
Rob they at gun point..... They heard you....🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jacobwoods20442 ай бұрын
There’s an old joke about how the doctor has a medication that cures everything, but in order to take it, you have to be in perfect health. Seems like what ozempic is, not exactly but really close.
@KayinLutherKing2 ай бұрын
I get what megs saying cuz I hear the words when I read but it doesn’t sound like my talking voice.
@blessybaybee32 ай бұрын
I felt Rob on the thoughts conversation cause same
@Jtap_nyc2 ай бұрын
Rob with the Red Grant laugh
@SIMONE_F2 ай бұрын
Tahir the real life po lil tink tink....he brings the roasts on himself Lmao
@1z8512 ай бұрын
I took a late break to make sure I can watch this on time 😂😂😂😂
@KingJusTee2 ай бұрын
Now I have to ask lol.. are there ppl who can’t hear their inside voice when reading or thinking??
@LouisBartholomew-n9v2 ай бұрын
Looks like Tahir slimming down, i can see his neck..😂
@Weezbo282 ай бұрын
Pat don’t feel bad, I fell asleep in the movie theatre too watching Man of Steel 😂
@teamaneabg87982 ай бұрын
Why Kennan keep saying "counsel" instead of "console" on that second ad? 😂😂
@playfairgames92042 ай бұрын
Bro I was rolling at the ozympic part 😂
@Coach_Hoodie_d_20072 ай бұрын
Gang Gang 💪🏾 #SquADD
@jacobhayes83242 ай бұрын
yo that's the first time i think i've seen them actually never truly vote on an answer. that Ozempic joke run had Tahir over it hahahaha
@elijahtaekaixavier24142 ай бұрын
Been listening for a couple years now, but only audio bc i listen while I'm at work. Never seen lou before today, how come yall wasnt gonna tell me she fine? 😅
@you_can_call_me_T2 ай бұрын
Ozempic quiets the part of your brain that craves carbs, sweets, etc. And it makes you physically intolerant of things like greasy fatty food. It also slows the GI tract so you are rarely hungry. So in a way, yes, it tricks you into eating healthy, but not in the way y'all were saying.
@Badhigh222 ай бұрын
Tahir was fumbling! Lou saved him!😂😂😂😂😂
@ted.25blu572 ай бұрын
Rob toke this episode way over the top
@cmn2252 ай бұрын
know what my partner's thinking, parent as my doctor, & 100K annually
@CrowdSpectator242 ай бұрын
😂 "Water-based movies" -Rob
@Terrence_Cox2 ай бұрын
Yo, as a Panamanian. I can confirm Lou Lou's parents home remedies 😂 When I was young, I was jumping on the bed and my older brother kicked me off and my forehead hit the corner of the radiator (i have the scar to prove it), and I can't remember every single thing my mother and grandmother did, but I remember them burning newspaper and using that on my forehead 🤷🏾♂️ or did they use the burning newspaper when i bust my knee open. I'd also point out that I never went to the hospital for an emergency until I was an adult.