I Created TIBET with (mostly) PACIFISM in Crusader Kings 3

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@Koifish 3 ай бұрын

*THE COSMIC FORCES OF THE DHARMIC CIRCLE HAS CREATED A TIME RIFT IN THIS STORY, BEWARE OF THE INFLUENCE THIS MAY HAVE ON YOUR SANITY WHILE WATCHING* (Mr. Middovah may or may not have accidentally put a clip out of order. But we forgive him because that's what the Tibetan monks would have done) More cosmic horror with Koifish coming very soon, SUBSCRIBE!

@sethd.8381 4 ай бұрын

> zero wars > fights a war 2 minutes in

@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 4 ай бұрын

That wasn't a war, it was simply a Large Physical Disagreement!

@akostoth9389 4 ай бұрын

It's like tripple N's 4th day

@mushroomsauce4640 3 ай бұрын

I feel I got scamed

@pidor99 4 ай бұрын

With no war. STARTS A WAR

@Greatludde12 4 ай бұрын

You cant trust swedes

@Ag3ntL3mon 4 ай бұрын

Watching the video travel back in time is crazy. Truly the dharmic circle

@4everAudioslave 4 ай бұрын

Thank god I was not the only one that was confused. Must be our lack of enlightenment

@PerfectAlibi1 3 ай бұрын

@@4everAudioslave I know right, I think the video editing went a bit wrong there XD

@sethd.8381 4 ай бұрын

oof some of the clips are out of order

@flotnar2512 4 ай бұрын

I thought I was going mad

@mikep5945 3 ай бұрын

I noticed as well

@neoasdrubaul 3 ай бұрын

Yip

@HurricaneOK1 4 ай бұрын

"I created Tibet... With Haestein" coming next week.

@It-zMrRomeo 4 ай бұрын

am guessing baby koifish edited this video after all 😂

@sneakytriangle 2 ай бұрын

Thanks for the shout out, and glad you enjoyed the strategy! Love the videos!

@RubberToeYT 4 ай бұрын

Was not expecting koi throat singing today but am not disappointed

@haupt4371 4 ай бұрын

This is not Haestein video.

@-landon931 4 ай бұрын

Haesteinn joins Pugyel dynasty

@michaelbaker8284 4 ай бұрын

Haestein becomes Dali Laama

@-landon931 4 ай бұрын

@@michaelbaker8284 Haestein creates [This content has been flagged for being discriminatory against the Chinese people. All hail the Chinese Communist Party!]

@seto_kaiba_ 4 ай бұрын

Glad Tibet is getting some love lately in the CK3 community. Funny enough, it was the first civilization I played in CK3.

@brennanpitt 4 ай бұрын

Same, I was hoping to play as China but I went with the Han culture and created my own empire.

@Hugo_Mendez 4 ай бұрын

Ideas for a new title for the video: *I CREATE the empire of TIBET with the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP in Crusader Kings 3* *I become the emperor of TIBET using DIPLOMACY in Crusader Kings 3*

@tugboat945 4 ай бұрын

why did it rewind 10 years at 15:30 lol

@jamoecw 4 ай бұрын

2:13 "WAR DECLARED -Declared war on Gyalpo Lhachen Gyalpo" Challenge failed with 23 minutes left in the video.

@lordofmagnusfolia8024 4 ай бұрын

"Ü" is the new "Aeugh"

@BRNDMYR 3 ай бұрын

I, for one, welcome our new Hyper Tibetian overlords!

@battleonize 3 ай бұрын

another fantastic video Koifish, cant wait for part 2!

@levanbitadze5272 3 ай бұрын

how to form Tibet without wars: step 1 - start a war

@Iskornst 4 ай бұрын

It occurred to me that koifish jr. will either know viking history and such..... or the most skuffed version that koifish came up with through crusader kings XD

@un_iquex 4 ай бұрын

“I use my throat to make money.” Ayo 🤨

@livingangrycheese2668 4 ай бұрын

What happened at 15:40? You just randomly lost half your land? I'm confused

@heretic_forever3107 4 ай бұрын

probably switched some clips while editing

@helixstorm9990 4 ай бұрын

he also skipped forward 7 years

@Diarmuhnd 4 ай бұрын

I want to bake Koifish & Mrs. Koifish their favorite cheesecake! But I can't so I'll stop Hastings from raiding any more dairy farms. Have fun everyone

@SRMC23 4 ай бұрын

My biggest gripe on peacefull expansion is when you get so many vassals you eventually get a civil war because EVERYONE is powerfull and wants to be on the council. Literally lost a campaign last night because lo and behold a bunch of my longest standing dukes decided to cause rabble when i was 1 de jure war out of forming an empire title.

@Hugo_Mendez 4 ай бұрын

*I created TIBET with ONE WAR in Crusader Kings 3*

@Kwizzykwazzy 4 ай бұрын

You should try and unite Siberia with diplomacy next

@The_Falk 4 ай бұрын

0:47 The whole world will learn of our peaceful ways :) , 2:54 *By force >:)*

@antonioperezgil6703 3 ай бұрын

Dude, you earned my subscription on the throat-singing joke

@0th_Law 4 ай бұрын

Did you just randomly restart in the middle or something?

@mariox204 4 ай бұрын

I think it just messed up editing

@MENTALTAKEDOWN 4 ай бұрын

I noticed you didn’t have the legitimacy modifiers when you married lowborns. God I miss being able to do that without losing 80% of your legitimacy

@desmondolaoire6493 4 ай бұрын

That's because he take a lowborn not as a primary wife

@-landon931 4 ай бұрын

What is "legitimacy" is that a PC thing

@tommerker8063 4 ай бұрын

@@-landon931 i think it was introduced in a free update with the legends dlc.

@tburrrg2502 4 ай бұрын

I hate legitimacy, I wish I could turn it off

@shadowwolf4223 3 ай бұрын

@@tburrrg2502There’s a mod called No Legitimacy which removes legitimacy all together

@Axxikon 3 ай бұрын

>Zero wars challenge >Looks inside >War

@Chooch1080 3 ай бұрын

If I could recommend four traditions for you to culturally Diverge into they would be: Only the Strong, By the Sword, Warriors by Merit, and Mountain Homes

@Kozkayn 4 ай бұрын

Do a zero war world conquest... As Haesteinn

@noahfoott8896 3 ай бұрын

The throat singing gets me everytime

@sw1ft3 3 ай бұрын

No one chooses the tao, the tao chooses you. And if the tao shall guide you to a violent conquest of the whole east, then not even the might Koi can swim against such a powerful stream.

@elcris716 4 ай бұрын

UN VIDEO MA MI GENTE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

@kumakohai7499 3 ай бұрын

I see that jr still has a way to go into editing your videos. Im sure hes gonna do great soon enough!

@pivertironlungs7408 4 ай бұрын

Great video Koi, looking forward to the next part

@Silentgamer-rj6qv 4 ай бұрын

How was the trip in Iceland? Did you get some volcanic cakes?

@michaelbaker8284 4 ай бұрын

He didn't have to murder any of those people lol just create a kingdom. We are onto you Kolfish you fiend.

@reallyFrogman 3 ай бұрын

The mad man really created Hyperborea

@anthonygalat 4 ай бұрын

I love the war. No wars after a few little scuffles!

@Frogenthusiast42069 4 ай бұрын

Am i tripping or is the order of the clips in this video all jumbled up

@b.v3989 Ай бұрын

We need a second part!

@trentonfox 4 ай бұрын

Time for the Finno-Hyper Tibet Interstellar Wars

@emilianohermosilla3996 4 ай бұрын

Give me some of that Koifish craziness!

@bravebenson9262 3 ай бұрын

The throat singing sent me

@Yacovo 4 ай бұрын

Thanks for the video.

@sebastiansatorius3242 4 ай бұрын

Now you need "By the sword" for Hyper Tibet, because historical accuracy 😂

@thepolishnz 4 ай бұрын

2:22 sheeesh

@adrianmartin1308 4 ай бұрын

Koifish, your son made an editing error at 15:40

@theab3957 4 ай бұрын

He has a son?

@vargknight 3 ай бұрын

I will do this with ZERO wars.... starts a war 2 minutes in 😂

@fancyorange 3 ай бұрын

Interesting pacing on this video

@_grigoryta 4 ай бұрын

Should've named the video "with one war in CK3"

@Winzy3 4 ай бұрын

with no wars: starts a war 2 minutes in

@robertandersson3417 4 ай бұрын

I think the editing was messed up in this video.

@j.ackermann9110 3 ай бұрын

Your definition of zero is interesting

@benmaillet3442 3 ай бұрын

Koifish for president with Kanye as vice president 😂😉

@nicolausg7058 4 ай бұрын

Haestin addiction withdrawing hits hard.

@codthefishnotthegame 4 ай бұрын

this is like chum's poorly edited Belgium video

@dewantoandoko9207 4 ай бұрын

Hyper conquests Let's go!!!

@freeasabird30 4 ай бұрын

3:41 😖!? What!?🤣LOL

@grimpumpkinx4723 4 ай бұрын

15:38 what happened? your previous king died?

@AhanSalty Ай бұрын

Just to do a paradox mega campaign up next is 😋😋

@bread3039 3 ай бұрын

mm very wise

@jabberinjosh95 3 ай бұрын

Say outloud "Tibet" like "Bidet". You're welcome.

@Bruvnish 3 ай бұрын

This video has been confirmed by a Tibetan Buddhist

@Hugo_Mendez 4 ай бұрын

WTH happened at 15:40, why did u loose half of ur land?

@gordyrroy 4 ай бұрын

he didnt lose anything. It was an editing choice to make things more dynamic. Or it was a mistake who knows :3

@Hugo_Mendez 3 ай бұрын

Thanks @@gordyrroy

@ayoplo 4 ай бұрын

Not a fan of just lying in the title for clickbait. Would have been a much better video if you actually tried the challenge

@uradgula5258 3 ай бұрын

the great question is: will Hæsteinn convert?

@Allen0wl 4 ай бұрын

Next , Can you beat Victora 3 As Hasting ? 🪓🧔‍♂️

@caniblmolstr452 4 ай бұрын

Haestinn where?

@DemonKingBadger 4 ай бұрын

But, but war makes CK3, fun😏

@niklasjiru7775 4 ай бұрын

that lama joke omg

@vojtechvodicka 3 ай бұрын

was that mike oldfield in high places at 23:10 L O V E it

@orirotem2298 4 ай бұрын

Haesteinn is angry

@Masquerade1200 3 ай бұрын

This is tough to watch

@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 4 ай бұрын

Koifish is truly the next Buddha 🙏

@CommissarMitch 3 ай бұрын

This entire video was cursed.

@Amy_the_Lizard 4 ай бұрын

I accidentally formed a truly cursed Empire with a grand total of two small revenge fueled wars in my MILF-DILF challenge playing as a Norse Buddhist king of Alba with religious tolerance turned on. I wasn't even trying to make an empire, I just thought it would be funny to have my guy and all his kids exclusively marry people who already have kids. (First MILF was obviously Audr the Deep Minded, because she's clearly the best MILF in 867. Second was Haesteinn's widow - I didn't murder him -killing people for their spouse was against the rules I made for myself.) My dude had great Diplomacy and Family focus, since MILFs don't always have the best fertility (Audr still had 6 kids with him though,) and used the befriend scheme to lure widows of monogamous or concubine having faiths to my court, ask them to convert, then give them a county so they'd become nobility and I could marry them without losing legitimacy (Audr was an exception as she was already noble.) I also befriended a bunch of neighboring rulers to vassilize them since your friends are more willing to be vassilized. Then my guy's 11 kids who survived to adulthood got crushes on other kids (except Motherf'er, Stacy, and Vigdis II,) so I made sure those kids converted to my religion if they weren't already polygamous, made sure they got married, then gave them counties so my kids could marry their childhood crushes after said crushes managed to have a child and thus become MILFs/DILFs. Because I take educating random kids people kept leaving in my court for some reason very seriously, most of these kids have good stats. (Seriously though, why is there a random West African girl, the 4 year old son of the king of Sweden, and 3 bastard children of an Irish duke in my court unaccompanied? My guy's not related to them in any way...) Anyway, my daughter's wife conquered Northern Ireland because she's buff, then my guy vassalized about half of Ireland and is working on the rest of it. Still enough to form the kingdom of Ireland though. Then some Welsh chick tried to murder my son Ketill, so I started a war and took a duchy from her as revenge, which prompted her to unalive herself, and her realm splintered, with all her heirs immediately volunteering to vassilize, allowing me to form the kingdom of Wales. While this was happening, one of my stepsons (I have 15 stepkids) somehow acquired a small chunk of Denmark, which kickstarted a domino effect that lead to me vassilizing all of Denmark and forming the Kingdom of Demark, which in turn allowed me to form the truly cursed custom MILF-DILF Empire. As for the second war, that was literally over a single county cause some guy in Orkney Islands had the gall to raid me and abduct my son, my stepson, my other stepson's wife, and the king of Sweden's toddler who is inexplicably in my court for some reason, so obviously the man had to be stopped once and for all after I ransomed everyone back. That's been the extent of my war fighting, my stepkids and in-laws keep conquering stuff for me while I vassilize people with my OP Diplomacy...

@LeoOfSparta4766 4 ай бұрын

will we be seeing a haesteinn dragon lord In the game of thrones mod???

@Bavio 4 ай бұрын

I am less than 2.5 minutes in to the no war run, and I already see a war... I am confusion. America explain!

@darthinkarnatus7264 4 ай бұрын

Pacifism must mean different in Viking 🤷😂

@MephistoDemon 4 ай бұрын

You are having a great mood today, huh? xD

@ayangamingguruyt2002 2 күн бұрын

When is the next part comming

@eduardomelo151 4 ай бұрын

It's a cycle. Not change

@thargs9184 3 ай бұрын

my best CK game was in CK2, made the european danelaw by using the norse retinue to my advantage..what can a levy army do against like 50k retinue of hardened vikingr? XD Made it to the mediteranean(I butchered that, sorry) and could about see jerusalem from my middle eastern border. For some reason, the middle-east doesnt agree with the retinue in CK2 XD And yes, all of europe was under the european danelaw(I called it that, it ended up being named norse federation of something I dont remember, happened naturaly while I wasnt looking apparently XD)